Shogun Rua vs. Jon Jones Weigh-In Staredown


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Dana looks very scared for Rua.
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by SheepleBuster on Mar 18, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Because the last thing Dana would want
is for the young savant they’re spending all this time and energy promoting to win the title.
"[UFC]’s a great rush, eh? It makes your sphincter get real tight." - Harold Howard
by lowellthehammer on Mar 18, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I was being sarcastic but oh well.
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by SheepleBuster on Mar 18, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This works on a couple of levels.

"[UFC]’s a great rush, eh? It makes your sphincter get real tight." - Harold Howard
by lowellthehammer on Mar 18, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tracy Morgan does not look amused by that comment.
and on another note. Care for a sig bet ?
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by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, I'm taking Shogun.
"[UFC]’s a great rush, eh? It makes your sphincter get real tight." - Harold Howard
by lowellthehammer on Mar 18, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
thats a pick that keeps silly things off your Sig.
We are in the same cheering section on this one brother.
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Good deal.
"[UFC]’s a great rush, eh? It makes your sphincter get real tight." - Harold Howard
by lowellthehammer on Mar 18, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
your sig reminds me of other great Harlod Howard quotes.
Like “If you’re comin’ ,Come on.” and " I’m bringing the Jiu Jitsu back to Ka-ra-te".
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody is perfect :) You two will get there.
"Turn yourself not away from three best things: Good Thought, Good Word, and Good Deed" - Zoroaster
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by SheepleBuster on Mar 18, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
man i was worried about my pick....
Now that i realize me and you dont agree, I feel much better about it. :-)
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno who to pick.
I’m leaning Bones, but I really want Shogun to take this one.
In an odd way, watching his little special convinced me that Shogun has much more of a chance than I thought, but I’m not able to shake the thought that bones might take this one.
by Unabomberman on Mar 18, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I find it hard to believe Jones can handle Rua on the ground.
I find it even harder to believe he can handle him on the feet.
My worst fear for shogun is he breaks something while being slammed.
Jones’s wrestling amazes me. I am in awe of it every time out.
Jones attitude makes me roll my eyes. The guy is The Fuckin Anti-Cool.
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It won't matter in the end. It is already done.
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by SheepleBuster on Mar 18, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks like he's holding in a shit
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
by Chris Hines on Mar 18, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't want Shogun getting all confused and looking behind him like yesterday.
Shogun was all innocent like, “Whad ees he loooging at?”
Totally fucked with Jones’ head, I LOVED IT.
"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere."
jones looked pretty nervous in the weight in ...
is like the de javu of anderson vs belfort ..
i say shogun win by KO
The best part of this IMO
was when Rogan asked Shogun the question about Jones signing his name as 2011 champ. The wry smile on Shogun’s face was terrifying. He’s not the type of guy I would want angry.
by MemphisMike on Mar 18, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
jones always looks too tense
he is trying to put him self in a angry mode so he can fight, some needs to tell him relax guy.

someone needs to photoshop some slim jims into his hands STAT.
by woooburn on Mar 18, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Or at least some shake weights.
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by ElliotMatheny on Mar 19, 2011 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Rua showing off his friends "THUNDER'' and "LIGHTNING" to the crowd.
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I thought it was "DES" and "TROY"
Here to DESTROY!!
Please Knockout this arrogant upstart Shogun!
His arms are pretty damn big.
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by ElliotMatheny on Mar 18, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me or does this look really forced? It almost likes like he’s about to cry at the end. He ain’t no Rampage…
I think he's actually starting to realize who he's actually fighting...
and perhaps he’s trying to send some intimidation back his way….
did’nt work tho…
Fedor Hator
Really?
The over analysing and hyper criticism of everything Jones does is getting a bit over the top.
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by Worldisart on Mar 18, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
maybe he shouldnt be such a douche
and we wouldnt be lookin for it…
Fedor Hator
by Dot Scherer on Mar 18, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Or maybe we shouldn’t take all of this personally, like we were the one fighting him, I don’t know…
Boys becoming men...Men becoming wolves
by spectaa on Mar 18, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Muffin
Did the big scary man hurt your feelings?
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by Worldisart on Mar 18, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boooo
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This has nothing to do with how he'll do tomorrow
It just looks dumb to me. Sorry for pooping in your coffee
never said it did..
and by saying “poop” im gonna assume your a huge bones fan..
get it?
Fedor Hator
Didn't you know?
There’s really no point in them actually fighting tomorrow – we all know exactly what’s gonna happen based on their pre-fight actions and demeanors. The fight itself is a formality.
None more gangster.
Tweeter!
looked more like he was taking a... poop
and was very relieved at the end there
yo no quiero hacer mas nada
never said it did
and by saying “poop” im gonna assume your a huge bones fan……….
get it?
Fedor Hator
Whoever dana looks at during the staredown is always the winner.
He looks at both of them. What can this mean??!
Guess it's time to go place my bet on a draw at +4750!
Easy money folks.
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Double countout
Shogun retains
Sports is human life in microcosm. ~Howard Cosell
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. ~Author Unknown
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. ~Nick Seitz
You kidding me?
He’s obviously blazed. Did you see the way he looked at Rua & Jones? His eyes were bright and wide like the sun. A mundane staredown like they had don’t amaze someone like that unless they’ve smoked some bud.
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by ElliotMatheny on Mar 19, 2011 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions
remember in the end of the 1st matrix when neo reached self actualization and saw everything in green computer code? like that, but all dollar signs
by Headkick on Mar 18, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
haha
look at the quick “om nom nom” lip lick by dude in the upper right and corner. He just pops in out of nowhere.
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by dgonz on Mar 18, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
man...
… something about Jones just rubs me the wrong way, i hope Shogun just goes in there, closes the gap immediately and stretches Jonny boy out within minutes.
by pillowfists on Mar 18, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
naw
he was looking past Shogun
yo no quiero hacer mas nada
by Orcus on Mar 18, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Everyone that has made that mistake has lived to regret it.
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
some dumb kid that is already signing autographs "champ 2011"
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 19, 2011 8:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Rua by
Psycho Crusher….(M. Bison ref)
Sports is human life in microcosm. ~Howard Cosell
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. ~Author Unknown
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. ~Nick Seitz
A part of me wants Rashad to attack Jon Bones with a steel chair just as he is to
drop elbows on Rua. But I digress.
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Rashad should attack him
Before the fight on the way to the ring. Shogun hobbles to the ring all hurt. Dana announces that if he doesn’t fight he loses the title. Then Shogun goes on to limp through the greatest fight of his career, only to knock Jones out in the 5th……… yea
Sports is human life in microcosm. ~Howard Cosell
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. ~Author Unknown
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. ~Nick Seitz
Jones is dropping...
… a huge turd.
Poop?
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
Let dat 'tussin work to da Bonez!
/obscure?
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
It doesn't.
Just go with the flow. ;)
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
He mad cuz Shogun stole his 'tussin.
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
If the first 'tussin joke don't work...
just say “fuck it” and try another.
by ZapRowsdower on Mar 18, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Reply fart.
Oh well…
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio
Is Dana's
Tiger Muay-Thai t-shirt from the gym that he paid for the MT instructor’s baby daughter’s operation?
Yes , I believe so.
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Jones by total domination.
Superior wrestling. He’s going to plant Shogun early and keep him down pounding out a finish or getting him to turn into a rear naked. It’s going to he murder. I guarantee one of the most lopsided title fights ever.
by psuwrestler99 on Mar 18, 2011 5:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
didnt you say bader was the better wrestler?
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Mar 18, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
I really wish both the Coleman fights never happened. Neither showed what Shogun could bring to the table. The first one for obvious reasons and the second one being Shogun didn’t handle the 16 month layoff very well. I don’t consider those fights a win or a loss for either fighter. Both shitty fights.
by AwkwardBoner on Mar 18, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats a great photo.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Mar 18, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I still get bummed that Old Man Coleman lost to Randy. If there was one fight I thought he could’ve won it was that one…guess I was dead wrong.
by Unabomberman on Mar 18, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Jones vs Rua
This fight reminds me a lot of Cain vs Nogeira. Before the fight everyone said Cain was too inexperienced, hadn’t faced the quality of opposition, hadn’t been tested, was less skilled in every area but wrestling … sound familiar?
And we all know how that turned out.
Except that, you know, Shogun isn’t Rodrigo and hasn’t taken the punishment he has.
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by FlyByKnight on Mar 18, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good thing they can do re-constructive surgeries on knees then. They can’t do them on chins.
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by FlyByKnight on Mar 18, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
orres?
Miguel, what are you doing here? This is a LHW fight. You are not a LHW. Get outta here!
by Body Triangle on Mar 18, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
entacle rape?
"But I was like "I don't know how they do things where you guys are from, but I dont think monogamy is legal in this country."
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1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
3. Is it really a STARE down if they don’t look at each other?
lol
by Limelight on Mar 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg.
Also, have a rec :)
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by Drunken cutman on Mar 19, 2011 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually
The chicken came first.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/14/tech/main6676542.shtml
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by ElliotMatheny on Mar 19, 2011 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions
How did chicken became a chicken? And what exactly does it mean to be a chicken?
These are the questions we should be asking to ourselves. As a chicken myself, I think that the egg was first. You don’t gain characteristic of a chicken walking around and eating, you’ve got to be born with it.
".He still has a ground game that seems heavily dependent on lying still and hoping that his opponent won't notice his very kimura-able arm..."
by dancingChicken on Mar 19, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I have seen some lame ass intimidation tactics in my time but
Jonny’s “fear the package” shorts have got to be right up there with “Ya, well my dad has a bigger lawn mower then your dad!”
Recomendation to Mr.Jones- “The dog might have caught the rabit if he had’nt have thought shit.”
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by Craven Moorehead on Mar 19, 2011 3:39 AM EDT reply actions
Shogun by TKO
He’s in his home turf (Newark is Brazil II) and won’t let us down!
Por isso eu tomo ópio / é um remédio / sou um convalescente do momento / moro no rés-do-chão do pensamento / e ver passar a vida faz-me tédio

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