Burn the Pride DVDs and just hand your bank account over to Zuffa already. Japanese MMA is a dead scene.
You see, Michihiro Omigawa and Norifumi "KID" Yamamoto lost their respective UFC debuts on Saturday and by the transitive law of MMA nationalism, Japan like totally sucks now. Never mind that Yamamoto is 33 years old and had one win in the last three years going into the fight. And definitely ignore the fact that both men fought arguably the best up-and-coming contenders in their divisions. You see, there is a tiny thread of a story to be had here so come hell or high water, we're going to generate some cheap traffic with it and you're going to gobble it up because nothing sells quite like death.