A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

OVER-SHARING

"Make up sex rocks......"  -Jenna Jemeson

"Yes it does! "  -Tito Ortiz, I'm happy for you guys, but that's just too much information. jeez...

"Hey MMA press...since you don't bother to fact check and haven't for years, here's one for you: I was NEVER SUSPENDED by the CSAC."  -Josh Barnett, suspended or denied, it's all semantics and he still can't fight there.

"Sometimes I think about how scary bats would be if they were 100 times their own size. #KenFloDeepThoughts" 
-Kenny Florian

"Why do hotels call it a "continental" breakfast? Seems like they could just say toast and jam. And coffee. Maybe."  -Amir Sadollah

"15 new levels for angry birds? My week is planned."  -Amir Sadollah

UFC 126: SILVA VS. BELFORT AFTERMATH

"I just had the greatest night of my career and 20 mins before my fight my grandfather ( father) passed!! I'm so sick I don't know what to do"  -Cowboy Cerrone, that must have been hard to deal with when you're preparing yourself mentally moments before the biggest bout of your career.

"Thanks to all of my friends & fans who support me. My old style was very fun 2 watch but reckless. Now the plan is set & I will follow."  -Miguel Torres, who in my opinion, was unfairly criticized for his UFC 126 bout.

"I just sow the kick. It was fantastic even then I think this will land once in a million , land tonight. I only have one thing to say I love the fans and I will be back soon I have so much energy on me that i am ready to run , thanks for every one that came to se the fight and how both the fight much love"  -Vitor Belfort, so... are you trying to say that Anderson Silva just got lucky?

"I just purchased private lessons from Steven Seagal, so pumped can't wait to start!"  -John Alessio

"Also hired Wesley Snipes to help me with my taxes....... Gonna be a great year! ...I might have to hold back on my french lessons with Jean Claude Van Damme due to financial reasons... I'm an MMA fighter so I'm on a budget!"  -John Alessio

There are a lot more tweets after the jump, but first, if you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton, Damon O, Tim Burke... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena

HE TOOK YOUR WILL RASHAD... OR MAYBE JUST YOUR TITLE SHOT.

"Hey my ppl! Last night most of u heard the news. If not here is the latest. I have 2 pull out of my Shogun fight because of injury. I severely sprained my MCL in practice. While in practice I got blindsided by another group of partners right into the side of my knee like football lineman style.. Since I’m hurt my teammate young phenom Bones Jones is gonna step in 4 me! I’m gonna recover & then see what happens next 4 me! Thank all u 4 the encouragement! I love my supports & my haters! Go get that belt brudda Jones!"  -Rashad Evans

"i took care of dog the bounty hunter today @gunstore"  -Rashad Evans, might have to do a lot of weird stuff like this now that he's going to have a lotttt of idle time. He looks in great shape though. Too bad he got injured.

"Just signed the shogun contract :-)"  -Jon Jones

TWICTURES

"@EddieWineland's Odds just got a little better in our fight March 19th. New hairdo & a deep butt chin! Damn it!"  -Urijah Faber

"My sis is along for our @formathletics shoot. I could use some high heels. She's workn in the fam Biz. Good stuff"  -Urijah Faber

"@The_real_shaq just told me he's takn me out, then did a lil shadowboxn @danawhite when's shaq gettin a chance? Hey @DigitalRoyalty Almost had 2 thrw down with ur boy @The_Real_Shaq on behalf of the Kings but we mde amends"  -Urijah Faber

EDDIE BRAVO IN A GI

"Matt "Butt Fuck You In The Mouth" Horwich training at HQ for his prison rules match against Renato Laranja"  -Eddie Bravo

"The ultimate twit pic"  -Eddie Bravo

"Training in the gi getting my gi guys ready for Gracie Nationals, Renato may be on to something afterall...."  -Eddie Bravo

CHUCK LIDDELL VS. THE GREEN MOHAWK OF DOOM

"Game day! Its on like donkey kong! Muha ha ha. @ChuckLiddell sportin the green hawk"  -Heidi Northcott

"Hanging out in the suite with good friends"  -Heidi Northcott

"Uh oh! These two are gonna fight"  -Heidi Northcott

"Chillin with Apple from Black Eyed Peas such a nice guy their performance tonight was amazing!"  -Heidi Northcott

A SECTION JUST FOR HOT GIRLS? ARE YOU SURPRISED?

"Dont 4get 2 pickup @TapoutMagazine this month or sign up @ www.TapoutMagazine.com 2 subscribe! Here's my fav shot!"  -Miesha Tate

Not a tweet, but here's Miesha's twitter background (click for full size):

"Has History been made as Arianny n I practice performing special pole dance for all at XS UFC Party."  -Bruce Buffer, it wouldn't be twitter-like if I rotated every photo right?

"@Showtimepettis With the ladies. To the Limo."  -Urijah Faber

"We got to wear jerseys! :) happy super bowl weekend everyone! xo"  -Brittney Palmer

"Bad ass fights las night! #lovemyjob ;)"  -Brittney Palmer

"At the Palms shooting with @mstracylee I love this blue dress:)"  -Chandella Powell

Not a tweet, but here's Chandella's twitter userpic:

"RT @SneakyTommy: The @formathletics boys looking classy thanks to @natashawicks & Michaella. Awesome clothes on the way."  -Natasha Wicks

"Early morning shoot with @formathletics @urijahfaber and @ladyartlooks :)"  -Natasha Wicks

"Taking a nap on the shoot bed... its a long but super chill day! @formathletics"  -Natasha Wicks

"Rongside photo op w@jamiepresley @chandellapowell and @brittneypalmer :)"  -Arianny Celeste

"My girl @AllieCohen is sitting on my lap tonight..haha watch out!"  -Arianny Celeste

"Ohhh hello there!"  -Arianny Celeste

"Going to dinner with my ladies..wearing herve leger dress and the pink shoes you guys loved so much :*"  -Arianny Celeste

"I like my beats fast n my base down low! @AllieCohen... All done with dinner posin with @AllieCohen ready to party @purelasvegas"  -Arianny Celeste

"I'm in love with my sweater!! ;) #friskyfriday"  -Arianny Celeste, 100 bucks says you didn't notice the sweater.