UFC 126 was like a sandwich with stale fixins and bread baked by the ghost of Julia Child.
The prelims delivered the promised slate of massively buck fights and the main event prominently featured the teachings of "very, very accomplished mixed martial artist" Steven Seagal. Somewhere in the middle other things happened that didn't involve dudes getting front snap kicked in the grill so I didn't pay as much attention as I should have.
Wait, I think a Jon Jones guy did something. Maybe. That's definitely worth looking into.