How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of February
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 23, 2011 1:12 PM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
FEDOR EMELIANENKO IS FIGHTING THIS WEEKEND!
"If I myself feel normal, I would like to take part in the championship of Russia in Combat Sambo in a week" -Fedor Emelianenko
"@fedoroskol is considering competing in the Russian Combat Sambo Championships at the end of the month... Update: Russian Combat Sambo Champs (with Fedor Emelianenko) are probably being broadcast on Russia 2 on Feb 26th at 9.40pm." -Evgeni Kogan, what about the athletic commission's 90-day suspension?
"I think it likely that @fedoroskol comes to train in Holland, and that training/sparring partners from the US are flown in." -Evgeni Kogan
TWITTER DOESN'T HAVE CATEGORIES
"Tonight going to play a bomberman tournament, have a good feeling that I can win ;)" -Alistair Overeem, well he is the demolition man after all.
"Just signed a multi fight contract w Road FC in Korea." -Denis Kang
"If I were a gay man, I wouldn't be the least bit attracted to Christian Morecraft" -Sean McCorkle, sigh...
"Kamusta kayo "hi everybody"" -Manny Pacquiao, oh shit. He's now on twitter! haha.
There are a lot more tweets after the jump, but first, if you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton, Damon O, Tim Burke... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
FORREST GRIFFIN IS THE NEW TITO ORTIZ... BUT DON'T TELL TITO
"I am the new tito, bitch about injuries after everyfight win or lose, hold guys down a much as possible, never finish a fight.checkallboxs" -Forrest Griffin
"@ForrestGriffin now you just have to win the belt and defend it:)" -Punishment MMA
"@Punishment_MMA you mean like defend it like 5 times over 3 years. Naw sounds like a lot of work. People forget quick" -Forrest Griffin
"@ForrestGriffin run forest run like a bitch!" -Tito Ortiz
"@ForrestGriffin never defended a world title!, been KTFO!, runs out the cage like a bitch! Check all the above!" -Tito Ortiz
"@forrestgriffin I have to say I'm sorry. If I hurt your feelings and all your fans. I won't ever do it again! SORRY! ...Sike! Suck it after the beep! BEEP!" -Tito Ortiz
"The longest reigning LHW champ and longest competing UFC fighter.- Tito Ortiz My career was tarnished by lies but my name will live forever!" -Tito Ortiz
"Thanks for bullshiting with me. Good night ppl ! Forrest can still suck it after the beep! BEEP!" -Tito Ortiz
"@titoortiz shit Dont worry bout me go handle your business. I'm just trying to be funny." -Forrest Griffin
CHAEL SONNEN IS AT IT AGAIN
"Hey, stupid. When they are teaching you how to box, "cutting off the ring," doesn't mean taking jewelry off a corpse." -Chael Sonnen
"When your coach tells you to hit the "speed bag," he's not telling you grab your ballon of meth, you tweaker." -Chael Sonnen
"Next time hire living sparing partners. The guy I watched you pounding, looked like Shaun Ryder. Y'gonna be workin' over bez next?" -Chael Sonnen
"I'll belt ya in the mouth so many times you'll be smilin' like Shane MacGowan, dummy. Oh, and your hero Andy kicks like a fighting chicken." -Chael Sonnen
STRIKEFORCE GP? SCREW THAT! UFC ROYAL RUMBLE!
"I'm still waiting for @roynelsonmma TUF conspiracy theory to come true." -Frank Mir, talks about Roy Nelson theory that he explained to our own Duane Finley.
"@roynelsonmma I say we do a royal rumble match with all the @UFC heavyweights" -Frank Mir
"@thefrankmir I want to start with number 25 on the rosters and let get her started @ufc @shanecarwindanawhite @brendanschaub @mattmitrione" -Roy Nelson
"@roynelsonmma We have to have @BigSexyMcCorkle in there too. He can trash talk with the best... If SF fighters involved I WILL BODY SLAM BIGFOOT SILVA!" -Frank Mir
"I could be the prettier Rey Mysterio!!!" -Pat Barry
RICH FRANKLIN LOST THE TATTOO BET AGAINST FORREST GRIFFIN
"My "Henna" Tattoo..Ok, nobody said it had to be REAL:-) Oh, and Forrest said he would pay for the removal so he owes me a bar of soap!" -Rich Franklin
DAN LAUZON GETS STABBED, AND JOE LAUZON ROLLS HIS ANKLE
"A little after 2am, I get a call saying my brother was on his way to the emergency room. I rushed out the door and ended up rolling my ankle on the walkway, fell to the ground and then hobbled to my car. I got to the hospital and gimp walked my way into the ER and found Dan in one of the rooms. Luckily everything was okay and it wasn’t a big deal as was originally thought... Unfortunately, my ankle is way more jacked up than I realized. I had so much adrenaline going being worried about Dan, I didn’t even notice how swollen my ankle was" -Joe Lauzon
TWIDEOS
"I uploaded a YouTube video -- Phil Baroni drunk & singing to Big John McCarthy" -Phil Baroni
OCTAGON GIRLS
"I thought my flight was in the AM but its tomorrow PM! #ifail!! Going to take kickboxin in am n maybe get a massage b4 the long flight! GN!" -Arianny Celeste
Not a tweet, but here's Natasha Wicks' twitter background image:
"This airbrush\bejeweled design took over 2hrs to make on my back for my Playboy shoot. Cool huh?" -Arianny Celeste, is that the only thing they airbrushed for Playboy?
"I’m obsessed with these workout pants!" -Chandella Powell
"My girl n I r out celebrating life tonight! Hope everyone is havn a wonderful nt. Xo" -Rachelle Leah
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Pat Barry
“I could be the prettier Rey Mysterio!!!” -Pat Barry
Funny as hell, love that guy.
'No matter what your ideology may be, once you believe you are in the possession of some infallible truth, you become a combatant in a religious war."
Cause Rey Mysterio wears a mask
So he has a mask for a face. And Pat Barry is saying that he’s prettier than his mask. Cause the mask is on Rey Mysterio’s face. It’s the irony of Pat Barry having a prettier face than Rey Mysterio’s mask that he wears on his face.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
by Krimson on Feb 23, 2011 8:56 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
hahahahahahahahaha
The days as champ are done... but the juggernaut known as Brock Lesnar will return.
“@roynelsonmma I say we do a royal rumble match with all the @UFC heavyweights” -Frank Mir
I…would like to see that, actually.
For sure
They can send in Brandon Vera and Anthony Perosh as jobbers, have Cro Cop re-establish himself by eliminating 10+ people, then finish predictably by having Brock Lesnar toss Shane Carwin.
The only good bug is a dead bug!
by Anthony Pace on Feb 23, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Chandella
BEST PHOTO ANGLE EVAR?!
So let me get this straight: the WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" all the way to... (cue baby voice) "You can't see me." Oh, believe me, we all can see you. A blind-folded, sleeping, stuck in the basement, Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. - The Rock
by Rod Mapada on Feb 23, 2011 8:17 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
IDK about all that
But by those abs I’m pretty sure she could beat the shit out of all the ring girls in a battle royale. Yea, I said it.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
anyone who'll listen
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 23, 2011 8:35 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Well put
I should have satyed out of Cain’s strawberry patch.
by donkeypunch on Feb 23, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
You missed the greatest Tweet of All-Time, Anton
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
by Damon O. on Feb 23, 2011 8:38 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Are they friends or just ryo hate him. I saw on chonan twitter account that he retweets alof of mo post with “king of assholes”.
They're homies
He gives Mo shit about everything. 90% of his material is questioning Mo’s sexuality in hilariously broken English.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
Seriously
I love Ryo Chonan. He is so damn funny. It’s a shame he didn’t do well in the UFC.
Why I never joined a frat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KNVrZaN8M
"Don’t quote old fucks to me" – Brent Brookhouse
"A samurai would bite your cock off if you tried that shit on the battlefield." - Kid Nate
by Chris Barton on Feb 23, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone else think Rich should keep that tat?
Also what’s is next for Ace anyway?
Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality. Bruce Lee.
If it was a better dragon, yes
But the least he could do is fight w/ that dragon on
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
It bares a striking resemblance to the MK dragon, imo
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 23, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 23, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Yall forgot @sprewellrimz and @mbish86 in the listing there
Bloody Elbow Radio analyst
Follow me on Twitter. Act like you know.
ah shit.
My bad… Copy-pasted again from the old posts. I’ll add them as soon as I get to a PC.
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 23, 2011 10:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Latrell, is that you?
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 23, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Psst, Latrell,
Subo is really PJ Carlesimo…
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 23, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh if we're doing it like that
Then I want on the roster
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
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Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 23, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, Chael. That might have been the worst shit ever.
"Every time I talk on the phone with someone who doesn’t know me, they call me "ma’am"." - Scott C. Broussard
by Earl Montclair on Feb 23, 2011 10:18 AM EST reply actions
FINALLY!!
A decent pic of the drunk girl! (wicks)
Thanks guys, the others pics of her were not appealing at all…
juss sayin…
was that a happy mondays
reference? lol
by Pete Libertine on Feb 23, 2011 10:40 AM EST reply actions
I'll just never understand...
how people over 12 years old enjoy pro wrestling. Does not compute.
by John Danaher's Hair on Feb 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST reply actions
I don't love it as much as I did as a kid...
…but it’s just like watching your average direct to video action movie. Cheesey one-liners from the good guys, overdramatic monologues from the bad guys, people getting punched in the face. What’s not to like about that? It’s like watching Jackie Chan do something awesome, but without having a dozen takes to get it perfect. But that’s just me. That is a nice photo of Natasha by the way.
by black dragon on Feb 23, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
I like professional wrestling, but not as much as I used to. I have friends who do it, so the stuff that they do in the ring is actually not something that just anyone can do. There is a story to matches actually whether it’s the face getting beat up only to somehow find the will to win, and other ways to do a match. It’s really easy to get emotionally invested into the characters as well.
To be honest, I think that there are worse things on tv than professional wrestling. I’ll just never understand how people over 12 years old enjoy Jersey Shore or “reality television” in general.
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by chrisbboy82 on Feb 23, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I have never understood how anyone anywhere ever could stand to even pay casual attention to NASCAR, eat sushi, join the Tea Party, wear flip flops, dance, watch other people dancing that weren’t also taking their clothes off at the same time, own a Toyota, do meth, sit through the movie Cabin Fever without wanting to stangle everyone involved with it’s production, watch Lifetime network, watch the E network, watch anything that has been on Mtv in the last decade, watch or play golf, tennis and bowling, eat at a Ryan’s, own a pet turtle, eat a raw tomato, go skating (ice or roller), go skiing, buy a pair of jeans that cost more than $25, microwave bacon, handglide, cliff dive or bungie jump, ride a unicycle, buy a white couch, play video games if you are over 18 or complain about things that other people enjoy to watch or do.
The answer to your question is very simple, we all like different things. My wife thinks the only difference between MMA and Pro Wrestling is that MMA is even stupider to sit and watch, good thing I don’t base my entertainment preferences on what other people think.
by who me on Feb 23, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
tomatoes are good for you who me
u should give ’em a chance!
'if you don't have humility as a fighter, fighting will bring humility to you...'
I typed out a different response to this
Prior to this one. I’m drunk and don’t have the bearings. But I grow produce (including tomatoes) and I prefer fresh ones with salt. (homegrown maters > grocery maters) I’m hoping that’s some form of sarcasm on your reply. And what the fuck is Filt?
I should have satyed out of Cain’s strawberry patch.
Its sarcasm(i think)
I just think its funny to say things that aren’t remotely race related are racist.
I love fresh tomatoes with salt and pepper BTW.
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
A filt
is a typo.
On my screen it said “TheFilthiest”.
SB was fucking up that day. Oh wells.
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
I try so hard to engage on BE when I’m drinking. But I’ve learned of a drink (I’m a beer drinker) that consists of whipped cream vodka mixed with orange pop. Being a beer drinker, I have apparently over loaded my cocktails with vodka and I’m now paying the price. But if you’ve ever had a creamcicle, imagine it with vodka…
I should have satyed out of Cain’s strawberry patch.
I've had them
They’re so fucking good its crazy.
My cousin got super sick from whip cream vodka, root beer and 151. Good stuff.
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
Oh... you mean the Filt
who used to kick it wit ol’ June bug and them?
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
But...
I love my flip-flops.
"I am going to punch faces." --Wanderlei Silva
War Miller Bros.
why would anyone want anything between their toes holding on their shoes? it just doesn’t compute…….
Because they're Asian
My Asian friends would play basketball in thongs.
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
Why is this being rec'd?!
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
The Asian girls on my high school basketball team
played in tiny tiny little compression shorts. Every game!
me too... truck has to be a dude
it’d be fucked up if he wasn’t
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 23, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute...
The Asian girls…aren’t you married to/with an As… I see what you’re doing there…cold getting to you?
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 23, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
that was friggin epic
If it seems like everyone around you is an asshole, you are probably an asshole.
Damn dude,
what do you actually do for fun?
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 23, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Pogues reference?
Dang, Chael, that’s a nice one.
Mc Corkle should have said
I’ll make the beating Stephen Struve gave you look like the beating Stephen Struve gave me!
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
by TheFilt on Feb 23, 2011 1:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So Mir's back on the sauce, huh? :P
If SF fighters involved I WILL BODY SLAM BIGFOOT SILVA!
Then again, he’s talking about pro wrestling so maybe Big Foot would play along.
"I'll rock your body with big nasty hooks!"
I see what you did there
Nicely done.
I'm Don Frye and you're not - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Feb 23, 2011 1:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That Pacquiao twitter account is fake
according to GMA News who asked Manny. He made a real one on Feb 23rd, @CongMP. How the heck did the other one get verified? I wonder if Top Rank made one without asking. Here’s the story: http://gmanews.tv/story/213786/pacquiao-verified-twitter-account-is-fake
Great twitter feature as always Anton :)
by Johpin on Feb 23, 2011 1:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Wait a minute....
How do we know that the one you claim to be real isn’t fake and you just got duped like we did? Hmm…..
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
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