How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of February

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
SHANE CARWIN SAYS FEDOR EMELIANENKO HAS LEARNED HOW TO TWEET
"Follow Fedor @fedoroskol... you can use google translate to figure out what he is saying but it is his account @Fedoroskol. Since he speaks Russian...." -Shane Carwin, says this newly created twitter account really belongs to the man who seems to despise technology.
"Good evening all, it's Fedor. Now this is my official web page" -Fedor Emelianenko, I used google to translate what Fedor said.
"Tomorrow we fly from Moscow to New York. God willing, the weather is good and successfully fly so far" -Fedor Emelianenko
"I've heard that a very serious storm in the U.S., flights were canceled. We have not yet canceled" -Fedor Emelianenko, these tweets have come from the twitter website, and not some mobile phone application. So now, I'm supposed to believe that Fedor has one-up'ed Dana White and actually knows how to use the internet?
RANDOM TWITBITS
"I got called a Zoofa Zombie! HA!" -Dan Herbertson
"What sup w/ girls wearing these roman gladiator shoes? They're so ugly !" -Nam Phan, fashion guru.
"F facebook I miss myspace I was really good friends with Tom" -Forrest Griffin
"Attn- everyone involved in making hiphop music: Auto Tune is NOT the answer!!" -Mac Danzig
"Watched Dream's Shinoda and @cokersf negotiate at 2am in lobby - april 9 @strikeforce highly likely for japan" -Loretta Hunt
"4,998 followers! I need 2 more to sleep soundly. Any takers for the last push ups of the night? #pushupsforfollows is in effect" -Herschel Walker, now sits at 5236 followers.
"Just found out that I weigh 216lbs and I have 5.9% body fat! I have absolutely no doubt in my fitness nor cardio thanks up to @CBKT" -Jon Jones, preparing for Ryan Bader.
"I have grappled with Forrest when he was 260lbs, he is a huge LHW, @jonnybones has had his best training camp yet....scary" -Brian Stann
"Come on son! Strikeforce suck!!! ...Watching Strikeforce is like watching soft porn." -Melvin Guillard
"Anyone in Vegas this weekend want to go to ufc126 with me? Tweet your Fitch face by wed @ midnight. Ill announce the winner on Thursday... Less than 24 hours to enter your Fitch face in order to win a ticket next to me at UFC this Sat. Ill announce the winner on Thursday." -Jon Fitch
BLOODY ELBOW STAFF PICKS
"As a dog lover, I took pity on a stray cat recently in the freezing cold. Just took said cat to the vet. Vet charges? $500. #IPreferDogs" -Luke Thomas, awwwww.
"Wowowow. Huge ups to SBN for picking up Rob Neyer. I guess this is what @MMANation meant when he said SBN is taking over." -Mike Fagan, SBNation picked up Rob who left ESPN after a 15 year tenure
"@ufc4 I just got hired full time, too. My first day is Monday, suckah. Obviously not in the same universe as Rob's hiring, but big to me!! ...Thanks, fellas! Expect really big things from SB Nation in terms of MMA this year! Lots more exciting news on the way!" -Luke Thomas, is living the life, working full-time in MMA.
"Here's the @UFC 126: @ATheSpiderSilva vs. @vitorbelfort poster I made for @BloodyElbow. -- http://bit.ly/f8rFHs" -Anton Tabuena, oh that shameless shameless plug.
TWICTURES
"Leah, Brendan and I acting a fool in the desert." -Jon Jones
"Serenity. P.s. I'm working" -Rachelle Leah
"Congrats to the Carroll Chargers Wrestling team for winning the NHC wrestling tourny this weekend." -Jon Fitch
"Here's @junior_cigano Dos Santos in his new office, the TUF Gym" -UFC
"Brock's boots were made for... Well, you know" -UFC
PAT BARRY VS. THE SNOW
"TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!" -Pat Barry

"Still training in the snow! 14 hours straight! My KWONDO is strong!" -Pat Barry
ARIANNY CELESTE AND RACHELLE LEAH
"Well, look who made the @askmen_com Top 99 Most Desirable Women List again, @AriannyCeleste http://bit.ly/ib1eHL " -UFC
"Going 2 workout w @Rachelle_Leah then maybe a bubble bath after n a chick flick. How romantic!" -Arianny Celeste
"Followed by spooning :)" -Rachelle Leah, replying to Arianny.
"I got 95 problems n a list aint one! ;) Haha just woke up w @Rachelle_Leah next to me playing Sims on her computer.. Now that's a problem!!" -Arianny Celeste
"Good morning honey :)" -Rachelle Leah
"Having a blast with @Rachelle_Leah and @FIGHTCHIX :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Rough night w @AriannyCeleste . Crap." -Rachelle Leah
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
"Fringe is in! Ha" -Arianny Celeste
"Last shot of the day! Thanks @lindsaymakeup for doing such a great job on my makeup and hair!" -Arianny Celeste
"Lauryn Hill concert!" -Brittney Palmer
"Great 2 days of boarding!! :)" -Brittney Palmer
"Just picked up my beautiful girl @sherrylandry22 from the airport. I've missed you boo!" -Chandella Powell
"Hope to see you at @playboyclublv tonight! Bunny Kisses;)" -Chandella Powell
"It was a lovely day.. busy... but lovely!" -Natasha Wicks
"You can't even tell I am wearing a TankT.. good grief iam white!!!" -Natasha Wicks
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton, Damon O, Tim Burke... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena
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Fedro on Twitter
I saw that yesterday. Pretty cool and an interseting twitpic he has. lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
That baby has already killed two cubs and a bob cat with a pair of safety scissors.
Texas A&M got beat so bad in the Cotton Bowl there was a 21 gun salute at the end of the 4th quarter.
by DayGeaux on Feb 2, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
With no visible signs of emotion.
by Brent Ducharme on Feb 2, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Actually, this reminded me of a story.
I went to play mini-golf with some friends in MA a couple years back. There was this little kid there with his family who would show zero emotion while playing – whether he got the ball in the hole or missed horribly, he was like whatever. At one point, his ball skipped a barrier and I grabbed it for him. He took it from me without saying a word, just giving me the blankest stare I’ve ever received. The stare continued as he walked away from me and toward his parents. I whispered to one of my friends that we had just met Fedor-baby. There was a certain tension in the air. All I know is I haven’t been able to sink a putt in mini-golf since.
by Brent Ducharme on Feb 2, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 13 recs
The Legend of Fedor-Baby
has gotta be one of the best stories I’ve ever read
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
I wondered that at first, before we crossed paths.
Then when he stared me down, I knew it wasn’t the case. He just had ice in his veins.
by Brent Ducharme on Feb 2, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
That's one soviet lookin' chair.
by SilverNBlackZach! on Feb 2, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
no shit. Thats either the saddest lawn chair ever or fucked up sled. I like how theres no back and the baby Fedors like, “fuck it, I’ll hold myself up”
by Str8_right on Feb 2, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
So
Where’s my Twitter plug, Anton?
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
Twitter plug sounds like a nickname for a tampon.
by truck on Feb 2, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
that's a rec
Texas A&M got beat so bad in the Cotton Bowl there was a 21 gun salute at the end of the 4th quarter.
lol Nice. I wonder who’s idea it was.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 2, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Damn
That was reply for above. eh, I fucked it up
Please post up the Best of Fitch Faces from his twitter
PLEEEASE! I must see the entries!
And I miss Baroni’s Words of Wisdom
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
fitch's twitter account is full of retweets of those entries...
kinda annoying if you ask me, and I just posted it here so that maybe a BE dude could win tickets….
but take a look for yourself: http://twitter.com/FitchFighter
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 2, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
If had money for a plaing ticket I would be all over that.
Fitch is the man.
On a side note Natasha always looks like she just got done getting fucked.
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
yeah I'm glad I had my camera next to me so I could take those pictures for her
You’re welcome
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Feb 2, 2011 11:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well played
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
lol
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart." - Rickson Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Feb 2, 2011 11:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Congrats Luke
Guillard’s comment made me laugh. Strikeforce is like watching soft porn. Random…
'No matter what your ideology may be, once you believe you are in the possession of some infallible truth, you become a combatant in a religious war."
If the UFC and SF were porn, I would never watch the UFC. SF has Carano and the girl with the incredible ass on their roster.
by Austin Martin on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
(Someone please post the Meisha Tate ass gif) Its been a long month in the northeast and I need it.
by Austin Martin on Feb 2, 2011 9:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I beg to differ
I’d watch ufc for Britney and arianny hands down over sf
Brittney Palmer is the shizzo!
Seriously…she’s the only ring girl that doesn’t seem to take her self too seriously. That and she is really pretty.
by funkywanderer on Feb 2, 2011 9:37 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
^^THIS^^
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
she’s the only ring girl that doesn’t seem to take her self too seriously.
she better watch out then, the last two who did that got fired.
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 2, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
I would think that as long as she doesn’t mock/insult any of the company’s top performers she should be fine….
Not possible
Ariany does enough self glossing to ensure her position as most attention seeking attention gathering ring girl. Sure the Playboy spread bombed….. but hey
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
It bombed?
I didn’t know that, it was the only Playboy anyone I know bought in years.
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe "bombed" was unfair
Failed to meet expectations, in terms of sales, is perhaps more accurate.
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Who the fuck buys Playboys anyway.
Sex tapes are where it’s at these days
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Yea I'm gonna try to make one this weekend with my girl
Hopefully she’ll get a modeling gig and I can get a supporting role on Broadway once we “leak” it to the interwebz. My god, it’s so genius it might work.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
Who the fuck buys Playboys anyway.
Agreed, can’t answer. But that was their intent.
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Havent seen it
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Who?
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Feb 2, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
But she is also not all that attractive...
I dig boarding too, but aside from her bum she does nothing for me.
WHo's face Arriany's?
Her face and fake tits are my favorite part. everywhere else is good but not great.
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Arriany has a very pretty face, so does Logan
Palmer has an average face.
Arriany had a better boob job than Palmer, although natural wins out for me
Palmer has a great bum an legs, but I definitely don’t think she is hotter than Chandella (who has a great natural body) overall and I personally know a couple dozen females that I find more attractive and I see others everywhere I go.
Yea....but do they carry numbered signs every 5 minutes in scandily clad clothing?
If they do, I need evidence. Lots of evidence. In fact I can give you my private email address if you do not wish to publicly exploit them
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
A couple dozen??
Dang, I need to hang out in a better-looking social circle.
You must've just slept with Sofia Vergara this morning
Cause that’s the only way I can think of anyone thinking she’s not that attractive
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
truck likes asian waifs and logan, that’s about it. although now that logan appears to have eaten something and grown a butt, he probably doesn’t like her anymore
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Feb 2, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
:) love you, truck, just bustin’ balls
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Feb 2, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Guillard and Subo
Separated at birth?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Feb 2, 2011 9:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Big props to Luke! I just kinda assumed that you guuys were all full time. That makes this site that much more impressive to know that you don’t get compensated to run it
by Fedorable on Feb 2, 2011 9:54 AM EST via mobile reply actions
BE is a labor of love.
while I would fucking kill to earn enough on BE to quit my day job (and it would cost them less too, cause of the exchange rate / cost of living), money isn’t really the primary motivator for anyone on the staff…
None of these guys went on BE for a full time job, they, or we, are really doing this because we enjoy it… And to be honest, I’m actually wayyy more productive on BE than on my real job.
Don’t tell my boss though. Haha :)
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 2, 2011 10:36 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
money isn’t really the primary motivator for anyone on the staff
That is a lie.
by Jonathan Snowden on Feb 2, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You don't count.
So much cock. A cock guy.
Read my stuff at SMG.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Feb 2, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I though Kid Nate was the one with all the benji’s around BE…
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain
by The American Ronin on Feb 2, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I do get a compensated
But heretofore it’s been on a part-time basis. Now that we’re going pro, we’re going to crush the competitors. It’s the only thing that gets me up in the morning.
Follow me on Twitter: @MMANation.
WIn
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Jones is 5.9% BF at 216 pounds?
I don’t know the exact weigh-in rules, seems like they give thema pound, so he has to cut what, 10 more pounds by Friday afternoon. That will probably put him at 5.5% or so. From my wrestling days, I know we didn’t want people to go below 7% for the weight classes up to 185, or below 6% for anything over that.
I know everyone thought it would take longer, but it’s time for Jones to think about lifting for strength/explosiveness and just making a comfortable move to HW. He could be a lean, very fit 235-240 pounder with enormous strength and flexibility, crazy speed, and great endurance. As it is now, I am going to be nervous about his endurance and energy level for this fight with Bader.
by OperationX on Feb 2, 2011 10:00 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
We could be seeing Ubereem all over again. But he may have it in his mind that since Forrest can, he can.
Hopefully he can perform.
by Unabomberman on Feb 2, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
even scarier
He’s taller and has longer reach than Ubereem. Imagine the throws and takedowns with 30 lbs of added muscle.
Yeah...
But that won’t happen unless he makes the move to heavyweight. As it stands he may want to stick with lhw till he makes champ or something.
by Unabomberman on Feb 2, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
not to nitpick...
but isn’t Jones 6’4" and Reem 6’5". You’re right about reach though- Bones has himj by 3 inches, and if you’ve ever focused on the length of Overeem’s arms, that’s just astounding.
Sidenote: I’m really surprised that MMA hasn’t adopted stats that build off of the traditional boxing numbers. What about kicking range? Measure from the groin to the toes- could be significant, no?
by John Danaher's Hair on Feb 2, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
hmm
anatomically speaking, 4% (body fat) and above you are safe and sound. 4 is usually the number prime athletes sit on.
by DevirginatoR on Feb 2, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Is Pat Barry in a Sumo suit?
Or is Dude just that thick?
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
Loving the girl on girl action OMG
Going 2 workout w @Rachelle_Leah then maybe a bubble bath after n a chick flick. How romantic!" -Arianny Celeste
“Followed by spooning :)” -Rachelle Leah, replying to Arianny.
“I got 95 problems n a list aint one! ;) Haha just woke up w @Rachelle_Leah next to me playing Sims on her computer.. Now that’s a problem!!” -Arianny Celeste
“Good morning honey :)” -Rachelle Leah
OH TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL IN THAT ROOM
"Dream a little bigger darling"
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Pat Barry seems built like...
a River City Ransom character.
by Unabomberman on Feb 2, 2011 10:09 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
Too bad he doesn’t have hands of stone
"You should work for 15 minutes to knock your opponent out, submit him, or improve your position to give yourself the best chance of doing either." - Dan Hardy
by Day Man on Feb 2, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GET THIS
I looked at who Dana White is following on Twitter. A notable name? The person he fired: Natasha Wicks.
Follow me on Twitter: @MMANation.
how bout they just get better new ones. all these repeated damn near same exact two bedhead pictures she posts every week have made me grow tired of her
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Feb 2, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if Lauryn Hill showed up 3 hours late for her concert yet again, and then played shitty new techno-ish remakes of her old songs. She had a string of 6 shows where she was at least and hour late and then played butchered music. How anyone can hear about that and then still go to a concert of hers is beyond me. Then again, Brittney’s job is to be hot, not smart.
live pleasant
no, but i read music news websites
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Feb 2, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
She's coming to Baltimore
I like me some Lauryn Hill but I can’t risk driving an hour than waiting 3 more hours to see a wack performance.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
dont take my word, i just read about it on the internet. if you like her, you should prob do some research, see if she’s gotten her act together
live pleasant
by eastcoastatlas on Feb 2, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
you should prob do some research, see if she’s gotten her act together
It’s been well over a decade now, don’t see that happening…….
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Lauryn Hill is approaching MF DOOM status
When it comes to wack performances
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
FINALLY
Another person who thinks MF Doom is WACK
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
My friend said he went to see DOOM in Ct and he said he didnt have a scar or tattoo or something and wasnt even attempting to pretend he wasnt lip syncing so it wasnt even the real DOOM up there.
You cant stop him, you can only hope to contain him. -- Random Person
Another one bits the dust. -- Myself
by Tokyo Sandblaster on Feb 2, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
He came up with that impostor angle years ago.
He brings it up in his lyrics alot. One promoter got pissed and put all of DOOM’s personal info out on the net. Cell, Address, etc.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
Scar or Tattoo on his arm or somewhere. Plus he was just like walking around and the music was playing in the background.
You cant stop him, you can only hope to contain him. -- Random Person
Another one bits the dust. -- Myself
by Tokyo Sandblaster on Feb 3, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
I love MF DOOM
But his live performances are notoriously shitty.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Also, follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
I once tried out for Lauryn's touring band...
and I must say she hides her crazy well. She seemed really cool and well-adjusted to me, but the dudes in her band and entourage looked like they were terrified of every second in her presence. Visible flinching every time she opened her mouth.
by John Danaher's Hair on Feb 2, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Saw that on Tosh the other day, dude is funny
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Feb 2, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
haha!
that’s the crazy looking filipino who’s been getting a ton of hits on youtube.
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 2, 2011 10:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yea well...if you aint black then.............you suck
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
gocyborg.wordpress.com
Printing t-shirt
as we speak.
"Cancel my subscription to the resurrection, send my credentials to the house of detention" - Jim Morrison
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 2, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
As a fighter,
Pat Barry makes a hell of a comedian.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM EST reply actions
So when do Damon and I get thrown on the “official” twitter list? We gotta pledge or something? Get hazed?
Still a Beer Monster.
http://www.instrength.com
I'm on it. haha.
I copy-pasted the text and the banner from the old runs.
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 2, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions

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