A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
SHANE CARWIN SAYS FEDOR EMELIANENKO HAS LEARNED HOW TO TWEET
"Follow Fedor @fedoroskol... you can use google translate to figure out what he is saying but it is his account @Fedoroskol. Since he speaks Russian...." -Shane Carwin, says this newly created twitter account really belongs to the man who seems to despise technology.
"Good evening all, it's Fedor. Now this is my official web page" -Fedor Emelianenko, I used google to translate what Fedor said.
"Tomorrow we fly from Moscow to New York. God willing, the weather is good and successfully fly so far" -Fedor Emelianenko
"I've heard that a very serious storm in the U.S., flights were canceled. We have not yet canceled" -Fedor Emelianenko, these tweets have come from the twitter website, and not some mobile phone application. So now, I'm supposed to believe that Fedor has one-up'ed Dana White and actually knows how to use the internet?
"I got called a Zoofa Zombie! HA!" -Dan Herbertson
"What sup w/ girls wearing these roman gladiator shoes? They're so ugly !" -Nam Phan, fashion guru.
"F facebook I miss myspace I was really good friends with Tom" -Forrest Griffin
"Attn- everyone involved in making hiphop music: Auto Tune is NOT the answer!!" -Mac Danzig
"Come on son! Strikeforce suck!!! ...Watching Strikeforce is like watching soft porn." -Melvin Guillard
"Anyone in Vegas this weekend want to go to ufc126 with me? Tweet your Fitch face by wed @ midnight. Ill announce the winner on Thursday... Less than 24 hours to enter your Fitch face in order to win a ticket next to me at UFC this Sat. Ill announce the winner on Thursday." -Jon Fitch
BLOODY ELBOW STAFF PICKS
"@ufc4 I just got hired full time, too. My first day is Monday, suckah. Obviously not in the same universe as Rob's hiring, but big to me!! ...Thanks, fellas! Expect really big things from SB Nation in terms of MMA this year! Lots more exciting news on the way!" -Luke Thomas, is living the life, working full-time in MMA.
"Leah, Brendan and I acting a fool in the desert." -Jon Jones
"Serenity. P.s. I'm working" -Rachelle Leah
"Congrats to the Carroll Chargers Wrestling team for winning the NHC wrestling tourny this weekend." -Jon Fitch
"Brock's boots were made for... Well, you know" -UFC
PAT BARRY VS. THE SNOW
"TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!" -Pat Barry
"Still training in the snow! 14 hours straight! My KWONDO is strong!" -Pat Barry
ARIANNY CELESTE AND RACHELLE LEAH
"Going 2 workout w @Rachelle_Leah then maybe a bubble bath after n a chick flick. How romantic!" -Arianny Celeste
"Followed by spooning :)" -Rachelle Leah, replying to Arianny.
"I got 95 problems n a list aint one! ;) Haha just woke up w @Rachelle_Leah next to me playing Sims on her computer.. Now that's a problem!!" -Arianny Celeste
"Good morning honey :)" -Rachelle Leah
"Having a blast with @Rachelle_Leah and @FIGHTCHIX :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Rough night w @AriannyCeleste . Crap." -Rachelle Leah
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
"Fringe is in! Ha" -Arianny Celeste
"Last shot of the day! Thanks @lindsaymakeup for doing such a great job on my makeup and hair!" -Arianny Celeste
"Lauryn Hill concert!" -Brittney Palmer
"Great 2 days of boarding!! :)" -Brittney Palmer
"Just picked up my beautiful girl @sherrylandry22 from the airport. I've missed you boo!" -Chandella Powell
"Hope to see you at @playboyclublv tonight! Bunny Kisses;)" -Chandella Powell
"It was a lovely day.. busy... but lovely!" -Natasha Wicks
"You can't even tell I am wearing a TankT.. good grief iam white!!!" -Natasha Wicks
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton, Damon O, Tim Burke... oh and maybe you all should follow that guy named Anton Tabuena