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You know you spend too much time on BE when...

Hi all,

Well, this is my first fan post ever (thank you, thank you) and I wanted to make it as interactive as possible, so...

I spend a lot of time on Bloody Elbow. A lot. I check in probably 10-20 times per day to see whats new in the MMA world and to see what my fellow MMA fans think about the day's news. This place has great commenters, and it's just as entertaining (sometimes more so) to read the comments as it is to read the actual articles. Which brings me to the inspiration for this post.

I was reading some comments a few minutes ago, and as I was humming along with the comments, tappin' Z gettin' my speed-readin' on, I was drawn to one of the comments at the bottom of the screen, and I couldn't see the name of the poster, only his sig line. I thought to myself, "huh, I think that's _______'s sig line". And to my horror, it was.

 

So, in that moment I thought to myself, I thought, "Choker, (cause that's what I always call myself when I'm thinking) you spend entirely way too much time on Bloody Elbow." Then I thought, "damn, you know you spend too much time on BE when you can tell the different commenters based on their sig lines".

 

And so here we are...I'm a somewhat creative guy (and super humble!), and I thought I could come up with a whole bunch of witty one-liners to go along with the tag "you know you spend too much time on BE when...", but I'm sick as a dog right now, and my mind is just ____________, so I need your help.

 

My fellow Elbownians, what are some of the things that let you know you spend too much time here?

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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