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"Jeez, I got caught! I will have to come out with the truth now! I hired a ‘Macumbeiro’ [Brazilian...

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"Jeez, I got caught! I will have to come out with the truth now! I hired a ‘Macumbeiro’ [Brazilian witch doctor] and we killed a black chicken on the cross roads," he said today after the initial story broke. "After this, over a few beers, I showed the witch doctor Fedor’s fights and he was worried that a chicken wouldn’t be enough, so we went out and killed a black goat just to make sure… Very potent stuff, really messed Fedor’s brain waves up!** "We wanted to try that other military stuff Voronov is talking about, but its expensive technology and we were broke. The chicken and the goat came out way cheaper. Witch doctor is a friend, did it for a few beers and an autograph."

Fighters Only spoke to Antonio Silva's manager about the allegations of one of Fedor's coaches. Bigfoot's manager surprisingly confessed to the use of a witch doctor.
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