Now that Fedor's camp has asserted that Fedor lost to Bigfoot because Bigfoot is on steroids, and also because someone used a mind-control device on Fedor, we need to seriously consider how vast this conspiracy is. Only a group of people placed at the highest echelons of government and transnational corporate power could cause a thirty-four year old fighter who wants to retire and has a camp full of madmen to lose to a younger, hungrier fighter who outweighs him by fifty pounds and holds a black belt in BJJ. Whom or what do you think is the primary factor leading to Fedor's recent loss?
Who or What Caused Fedor to Lose?
Illuminati (12 votes)
Bilderbergers (1 vote)
Muslim Extremists (11 votes)
Jews (26 votes)
Masons (1 vote)
Cthulhu (15 votes)
Reverse Vampires (15 votes)
Bigfoot Injected With Super-Soldier Serum (6 votes)
Bigfoot Actually a Bigfoot (49 votes)
Bigfoot Actually Terminator Cyborg More Advanced Than Fedor (14 votes)
150 total votes