Milk's drunken rant of the week
whats up bitches, gonna try and make this a weekly feature, and hell my alcohol consumptuon makes it a possibility.
anyway though lets recap the week that was, so anderson silva kicked the living fuck outta vitor. my thoughts on this are simple, everyone was begging for vitor to come out and blitz him but what the fuck did we expect from someone a year and 3 months (rough estimate) outta the cage???? vitor had ring rust like a motherfucker and therefore suffered a career defining knockout. dont ever expect to see the vitor who ktfo'd lindland ever againn
forrest beat franklin...... and thats about as much as i'm gonna say about it, he was bigger, stronger and just as average (not in a overall career sense, but in a right the fuck now sense)
jonny bones jones has the possibilities to be the michael jordan of mma. and by that i mean the jesus. he can be our savior, the kid is cocky, hungry, agressive, and strives to be the best. i couldn't ask for anything more than what tony kornheiser loosly quoted as what mma needs to become mainstream "a charismatic guy who keeps winning to garner the mainstream fans attention".
he handled ryan bader like noone ever had before, jones has strength, balls and the it factor. the kid is fuckinf interesting and i'm on his dick like madonna on every single guy in the 80's
fedor fights bigfoot. i have a simple prediction, fedor beats the living shit outta him, bigfoots skull beats the living shit outta fedor's hand. bigfoots skull has beaten some damn good opponents' hands before, werdum (i think) kyle (i know) and others that i dont feel like looking up.
kharitonov vs arlovski is a simple prediction, if headcase andrei shows up the slow as shit sergei knocks him the fuck out. if a decently sane andrei shows up, he wins. someone on BE radio said this and i agree, we'll know within a minute or so
chad griggs is fighting someone but i dont give a fuck, and valentijjjn overreem is fighting the striking coach from xtreme couture.
honestly who cares who wins, this whole card is about fedor and whats left of arlovski's mind
BE radio was a fucking success, subo isnt pronounced the way i thought and he argues better while talking then while typing. snowden loses the first round 10-9 (it as close to a goddamn 10-8)
and thats it, i'm out bitches parties are calling and i'm 19 and gotta do what i gotta do, u stay real BE (and whatever site's are lucky enough/unfortunate enough to have me repost this)
GSP vs anderson is the greatest fight in mma history.... fuck u guys who are bitching about it and asking for okami, that is stupidity in a fucking nutshell (yushin can suck my balls, being the greatest of all time at ww is better than being 3-1 at mw in your past 4) the hate agaisnt this fight just proves that mma fans cant have nice things, be more like giants/philadelphia fans and count your god damn blessings. btw i hate everyone/everything from philly
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I think you should make this a daily installment. But enough doesn’t happen in MMA to warrant a drunken rant.
Hardcore MMA fan since UFC 99
by ChiCubs23 on Feb 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
my liver couldnt hold up
i put alot of stress on it as is
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
It was raw,
but I must say, it brought the lulz.
You can read my work over @ http://www.headkicklegend.com/
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 11, 2011 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
I am a firm proponent of milks drunken rant of the week
nicely done sir
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
thank you sir
and lets thank admiral nelson while we’re at it, northeastern pennsylvania’s knockoff of captain morgan
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
throw some rec's while ur at it u cheap dbag
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
by milk72 on Feb 10, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Will certainly do. One for the article and one for hilariously calling me a dbag
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
You two… get a room.
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
by timetraveltome on Feb 10, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
We have nothing to hide
Conducting an experiment on knocking people out in particular ways would be unethical.
A classic bromance in the making.
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
by timetraveltome on Feb 10, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
i love everyone who loves my thoughts
“a drunk mind speaks a sober heart” a quote by some guy whose fucking book i have to read in philosophy class and therefore hope he burns in hell
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
Quality rant breh
I've got plans for your murder and I'm ready to discuss em
You ready to die? Tell god I said fuck em
Dead Space 2= Awesome
It's like a homeless, destitute man's "Dear Don".
Good stuff, keep it coming dude.
"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye
belive me alcohol consumption will not be a problem
motivation will be, yay alcoholism
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
What you said about Vitor
Completely true, and one of the reasons I was baffled the fight was still happening. Every time Yushin gets wrongly passed over for someone else, crazy shit happens. Whether that means Anderson scores an orgasmic knockout, or his opponent butt scoots and Anderson practices his soccer moves is completely unknown.
You can read my work over @ http://www.headkicklegend.com/
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
Excellent rant
How is “Subo” pronounced? I always figured it’d be SOO-BOH.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Sue-bow
Why I never joined a frat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KNVrZaN8M
"Don’t quote old fucks to me" – Brent Brookhouse
"A samurai would bite your cock off if you tried that shit on the battlefield." - Kid Nate
by Chris Barton on Feb 11, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
its sub-bow
fuckin blew my mind
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
Like Subway Subo? that shit is weak!
I’m still calling him Sue-Bow like Sumo in my head.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
lol…..quality dude, I enjoyed it.
fedor fights bigfoot. i have a simple prediction, fedor beats the living shit outta him, bigfoots skull beats the living shit outta fedor’s hand. bigfoots skull has beaten some damn good opponents’ hands before, werdum (i think) kyle (i know) and others that i dont feel like looking up.
yeah I am also concerned about this. I think he is going to put AS fairly quickly but also think that monster fivehead is going to crumble the bones in his hand.
Damn son, you're 19?
For some reason I always thought you were older.
And what are you doing consuming alcohol young man? You better be living in some lousy European country mister!
I don't want to say he's dirty, but Forrest Griffin looks like directly after a workout his crotch might resemble a cajun swamp.
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by Fake Emcee on Feb 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
illegally drinking
and the age thing happens often, i look older and have an uncommon habit for my age group of not resorting to gay slurs while arguing with people
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva
Really?
Well that’s gay.
But yeah, for some reason I keep mixing you up with Duck and thinking that you have a couple of kids and coach high school football.
I don't want to say he's dirty, but Forrest Griffin looks like directly after a workout his crotch might resemble a cajun swamp.
http://twitter.com/FakeEmcee
http://www.unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com/
I was legitimately confused by what you just said.
It took me several seconds to remember the US drinking age.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Please don't drink and drive, but continue to drink and post!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I keep mixing you up with a real emcee… and i just start waving my hands in the air.. then I wave them like I just don’t care.
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
That's the point of the name
It confuses you into a false sense of celebration, and while you’re not paying attention I steal your wallet (and molest you a little in the process).
I don't want to say he's dirty, but Forrest Griffin looks like directly after a workout his crotch might resemble a cajun swamp.
http://twitter.com/FakeEmcee
http://www.unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com/
I knew you seemed familiar… So hi crazy ex… I’m still slightly amused that you slept with me then stole my money for coke… Call me, I guess… Or don’t… The ball is in your court.
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
by timetraveltome on Feb 13, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
Very good
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
www.badlefthook.com
Bigger, stronger, and just as average
Perfect. I could not have summed up my thoughts better.

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