BROCKLESNARIAN RHAPSODY
by Ubernoober on Dec 31, 2011 3:29 PM EST
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PrintQueen - 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (via queenofficial)
Is this a real fight? Is this just kayfabe? Caught in the UFC, No escape from the pain Open your eyes, Look up to the lights and see, I'm just a farmer boy, I need no sympathy, Because my colon melts, then it goes, Single leg, or I'll throw, Any where the fight goes doesn't really matter to me, to me Dana, I just killed Frank Mir, Put fist right through his head, ate my strawberries now he's dead Dana... my time had just begun, But now my gut's gone and thrown it all away Danaaaaaa oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not healthy again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, Cain has come, Sends shivers down my spine, intestines aching all the time Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go, Got to leave you all behind and face the pain Danaaaaaa oooh, I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never got hit at all
I see a massive silhouetto of a man,
Pat Barry! Pat Barry! will you do the
Overeemo?!
K-1 level fighting, very, very frightening
me!
Alistairo, Alistariro
Alistairo, Alistairo
Alistaro, Kickboxer - Megareemo
I'm just a farmer boy, from a town in N.D.
He's not a real fighter from the WWE,
We'll end his life with this this monstrosity!
Colon melts, colon goes, I could have been the GOAT
Bismilah! No, Fedor is the GOAT
(Brock is GOAT!) Bismilah! Fedor is GOAT
(Brock is GOAT!) Bismilah! Fedor is GOAT
(Brock is GOAT!) Fedor is GOAT
(Brock is GOAT!) (Never) Fedor is GOAT
(Brock is GOAT!) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Overeema, Overeema, Overeema, let me go
Bas Rutten has a leever kick put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
So you think you can knee me and spit in my
eye?!?!
So you think you can cheer me and let me retire?!?!
Oh, Buffer, can't do this to me, Buffer,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get Octagone!
via www.mudtrap.com
MMA doesn't matter, Anyone can see, Coors doesn't matter, Hunting really matters to me... Any where the fight goes...
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BROCKLESNARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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by SSreporters on Dec 31, 2011 3:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
REC'd!
Rec this mutherukers.
What would Jesus do?
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Dec 31, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
you rec'd your own post?
Oh…and rec’d!
Shit was tight
Former K-1 Level Predictions Team>> BE Civil War Season 1 Champs!
Oh, so all people whose names begin with a U are the same to you?
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
by alicks on Dec 31, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
AAhahaha
wow, I feel like a douche. Ubernoober = unabomberman..right?
Right?
Guys..?
Former K-1 Level Predictions Team>> BE Civil War Season 1 Champs!
That's why you don't mix redbull with rohypnol, guise!
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Holy fuck this is awesome.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Dec 31, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions
as Tarna battles the Locknar
will the scorpion king or the egg be the hydra
Luk 11:12 Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?
ah, brilliant
Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn’t realized the images coincided with the guitar solos in the song.
As someone who was 12 yrs old when Wayne's World came out in theaters
I rec this.
You really need to reformat it tho.
Jolly good.
"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere."
"Train by day... Joe Rogan Podcast By Night... All Day!"
Yes.
Verses are good for the eyes, and make it easier to follow the song.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Dec 31, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
The draft was in verses, the site wouldn’t let me do it for whatever reason.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
Dayum, that sucks.
Either way, it was super cool. Thanks for the effort and the laugh.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Dec 31, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
As someone who was in 2nd grade when A Night at The Opera came out
I say this is the greatest fanpost ever. Great work
K1level fighting, very very frightening, me!
Out fuckin standing
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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Awesome song!
Must…dance!
The Machiavellian.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 31, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
if 400 lbs. of that isnt horse steroids
someone has got to be fucking kidding.
BECW S2: BUS FEEDERS PICK#73
by gspmademegay on Dec 31, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
sweet
is this the same the guy who wrote the farthammer ‘stan?’
also, has be always been this boss is is it just entering its prime?
BECW S2: BUS FEEDERS PICK#73
awesome awesome awesome
these are a few of my favorite things in no order: BHO, WANDY, burritos, chili, HMK glass, USMTA, NYHC, Motorhead, turtles, frogs, rewatching Chael tap to Anderson, and Big Nog KOing Schaub.
by the jewish conquistador on Dec 31, 2011 6:34 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit, 30 recs. Not bad Ubernoober, not bad.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
BROCKLESNAR Origins:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/7/17/953273/brock-lesnar#storyjump
For anyone who didn’t know.
Keep Firing, Assholes!
Pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
Too bad Brock retired.
Otherwise you could’ve made these into a trilogy.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
Reading that old post...
….and wondering what happened to “UFC4”….does he use a different screen name now?
formerly NeilLomaxFan
by BrothersGottaAndyHug on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
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