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UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem - Live Results and Play-By-Play for PPV Fights

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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem. Our live coverage will start with the beginning of the Facebook prelim stream (currently scheduled for 6:50 p.m. ET), continuing through the Spike TV prelim broadcast (9 p.m. ET) and finally through the pay-per-view broadcast (10 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts on the PPV broadcast.

Five fights round out the evening's PPV action with the highly anticipated heavyweight bout between Brock Lesnar and Alistair Overeem serving as the evening's main event. Lightweights are in action in what should be a great fight as Donald Cerrone faces Nate Diaz. The world's #2 welterweight returns to action when Jon Fitch faces Johny Hendricks. Rounding out the card is a bout between Vladimir Matyushenko and rising talent Alexander Gustafsson and a featherweight bout between Nam Phan and Jim Hettes.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

Our coverage of the Facebook undercard can be read here and our Spike TV undercard coverage here.

SBN coverage of UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem

Nam Phan vs. Jim Hettes - Round 1 - Head kick by Hettes is blocked and then he charges in and gets a takedown quickly and Phan looks to regain guard and stands up. Hettes drags him back down and starts landing a few short punches. Phan using the cage to wall walk and he's standing but Hettes is still on him and takes him back down. Hettes looking for a one arm guillotine, can't get it and he is blasting away. Phan can't do anything but cover up. Phan turtles up and is surviving but Hettes is just controlling position and is still landing big shots. Phan is finally able to get to his feet. Hettes is looking really tired now though and Phan is looking reasonably fresh. Hettes has him against the cage and lands a beautiful hip toss. Hettes into the full mount now. Elbow by Hettes and now he dives for an arm. Phan defending the armbar but getting hit in the face...a lot. Hettes even landing hard to the body. Hettes blasting away to end the round. 10-8 round for Hettes easy.

Round 2 - Hettes pushes him right into the cage again. Hettes gets a takedown and Phan tries to attack a leg but can't do it. Nam ends up on top after a scramble. They're standing and Hettes with another takedown. Phan uses the cage to stand up. Hettes landing some nice shots in the stand-up. Hettes can't get the hip toss this time so he does it again and this time it works. 10-9 Hettes.

Round 3 - Hettes throws a head kick and working some long punches. Phan with a solid jab. Hettes finally with a takedown. Phan gets up, gets taken right back down. Hettes just grinding away this round. Hettes did briefly have an arm triangle and used it to get to mount. This has been complete and utter domination. Hettes can't get the finish but he mauled him.

Official Scorecards: 30-25, 30-25, 30-26. Jim Hettes wins by unanimous decision.

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Vladimir Matyushenko - Round 1 - Feeling out process early. Front kick to the body by Gustafsson. Gustafsson drops him and starts landing a series of punches that finishes Matyushenko. That did not take long at all. It was a jab that dropped Matyushenko as he jumped in. Alexander Gustafsson wins by TKO (punches), 2:13 Round 1.

Jon Fitch vs. Johny Hendricks - Round 1 - Hendricks catches him flush with a left and it's over! Oh my. That'll do it for Jon Fitch, #2 welterweight in the world. Johny Hendricks wins by TKO (overhand left), 0:12 Round 1.

Donald Cerrone vs. Nate Diaz - Round 1 - They charge at each other and throw punches. Diaz was looking for a takedown and Cerrone defending well. Diaz landing the better punches early on. Right hand by Cerrone. Body kick by Cerrone. Diaz really pushing the pace and landing shots inside. Nice two punch combo by Diaz. Leg kick by Cerrone. Jab by Diaz. Diaz is busting him up now. Cerrone is game but Diaz is just much better on the feet here. 10-9 Diaz.

Round 2 - Cerrone with a leg kick that knocks Diaz down and the're back to battling on the feet. Diaz cracking him some more. This is good fun but Cerrone has to change up his attack here. And Diaz clipping him hard. It's just more of the same as Cerrone remains game and is trying to return fire but is getting outgunned. 10-9 Diaz.

Round 3 - Diaz flips him off before the round. Cerrone is throwing punches but Diaz is landing more and keeping up the pressure. Right hand and a combination by Nate. Diaz posturing and popping him. Cerrone sweeps him to the mat and allows Diaz to stand right back up. Big knee by Cerrone and Diaz fires back well. Good fight and they slug it out to the end. 10-9 Diaz again. They shake hands.

Official Scorecards: 30-27, 30-27, 29-28 Nate Diaz wins by unanimous decision.

Brock Lesnar vs. Alistair Overeem - Round 1 - Leg kick from Lesnar early, and another and then a jab. Looping right just misses. Lesnar drops for a single and can't get it. Lesnar has cut Overeem above his eye. Big knee to the body by Overeem. Another hard knee. Those body shots are hurting him badly. Another knee and he's still hurt. Liver kick by Overeem and Lesnar takes a few steps back and takes a knee against the cage, Overeem unloading with punches and that'll do it. Alistair Overeem wins by TKO (liver kick and punches), 2:26 round 1.

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Looking forward to....

…the undercard on facebook, should be pretty good. I’m noticing way too many 150lbs and under fights now on these cards. I still like watching the bigger weight classes myself.

by Taiter on Dec 30, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Overeem's fans will come here to eat CROW later tonight. :-)

Everybody looks at the Cain fight and draws absurd and illogical conclusions from the details of that fight, similar to how rabid left-wing liberals spout illogical conclusions regarding the mortgage crisis and who was responsible for it (in reality greedy and irresponsible US homeowners were responsible for the crisis by purchasing homes they knew they couldn’t afford, not the banks or Wall Street).

Please come here to EAT CROW tonight after Overeem gets beaten down, fanboys! :-)

by Who_Has_Crushed_More_Cans_Than_Fedor on Dec 30, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

So...

What happens when Lesnar gets crushed?

by jafotinatos on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

niiiccee segue to spout off half assed analysis of the 2008 u.s. financial meltdown

by jake_ash on Dec 30, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So....About eating crow.

Yeah, I’d say you’d have a nice big plate full right about now.

by R.J MacReady on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

UFC Facebook Page says it doesn’t start until 7:15, since the PPV Time is back to the 10 P.M Est. slot.

by Saul Oliveros on Dec 30, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Why are Brock Lesnar fans still so delusional?

I mean I’m no Overeem mark either, but come on. “Ohhhhh snap, he flexed at the weigh ins! Now he’s really bout to tear shit up!!!!!”

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

Btw

about to watch The Bear Jew bash in some Nazi skulls.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

We 'gon do one thang

and one thang only.

Awesome movie

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 7:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If there is one thing the past 14 UFC’s have taught us it is that the meanest looking fighter always wins.

by Brad Ackerson on Dec 30, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Prelims pushed back again

This time to 4:30 PST.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

son of a duck,

got loads of food in front of me for the fights and i’m starving :l

by Mizu on Dec 30, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My kid's 11. Why bring him into this?

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Stream is live

But no fights quiiiiiite, yet.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

@ufconxboxlive from a minute ago

Additional free promo tickets for UFC 141 will be available shortly. We’ll let you know as soon as they are…please standby.

by Balrog on Dec 30, 2011 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Oh snap

Good thing I already got mine for free!

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

So, uh, how's that working out for ya?

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Prelims are live

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Finally

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Nunes

Gamburyan’s leg is looking purple already.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Gamburyan

19-19 going in to the 3rd frame

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

10-9 Nunes

29-28 Nunes

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Unanimous Decision for Diego Nunes

All judges scored it 29-28

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Everyone in the arena apparently understands Portuguese?

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Volkmann takes this easily I think

I think that Escudero is a step down in competition.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Volkmann

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Another 10-9 for Volkmann

20-18. If Volkmann were able to do any damage these would be 10-8.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that got interesting 10-9 Escudero

Bad stand-up by Herb Dean when Volkmann had back control, and then during a grappling exchange against the fence, Escudero had a couple very close opportunities to finish the fights with a series of chokes….

29-28 Volkmann.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Volkmann with a Unanimous Decision

All judges score it 29-28. Volkmann calls out Frankie Edgar and President Obama.

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by crazedfan on Dec 30, 2011 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Man, there's like 80 fucking live threads for an event these days

I don’t even know where I am right now.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Crazedfan had this joint all to himself during the FB prelims...

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I figure that there’s a better than expected chance Brock hurts Alistair on the feet pretty badly tonight. People are really sleeping on what the fear of the takedown does to a guy’s standup, and some of Overeem’s defensive lapses…

by TLow on Dec 30, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

I never had high hopes for it

except for the last two fights of the night.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

54 points so far

Season 2 is mine.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

58 for me

The No Name Assassins will run this shit. One split decision from being perfect.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

“Tonight, I want to bang.” – Alistair Overeem

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Your on my team

How are your points leader?

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

54 if my math is right. This is like the first 100 points of an NBA game, though – it doesn’t really matter.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course not

But it would suck to fall behind by 100 points when the season will be over in March.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawler's Law

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We also have a player

that will give us 0 points every card. So we don’t have the option to drop the lowest score like the other teams.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What? Why is it a 0 every card?

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he missed his picks. Figure hes gonna be a no show

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea. At least it was only one though. Thats not bad out of 110

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Our last draft choice didn't make picks tonight

I assume that will not change anytime soon.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

okey

it’s 4a.m where I am and I’m up and excited like a mutherfucker. time to light up and watch the mauler maul his way into the top ten!

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Is it 2012 in Swerge?

:0P

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe nah it’s 4a.m december 31st

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Just kidding...

Welcome aboard.

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I am pretty hype for this card.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

K1 PPV mention #1

over under is 8 on the ppv

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

You sir, are correct.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he did, with jeans and a belt on

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone knows

Jeans and belt take away 2 pounds.

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that's my pick as well, but it is in the minority, particularly Diaz

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like an idiot for picking Diaz

but the heart wants what it wants. I was hoping for an underdog bonus though.

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I did it too

I think he’s at least a live dog. He won’t wilt to Cerrone’s pressure, and he can definitely hurt him.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm mainly worried about Diaz starting off slow

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The weight cut made me more confident in my Cerrone UD pick.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't too worried about 1 pound

Diaz didn’t look drained so I figured it was just a minor miscalculation.

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well didn't he have problems in the past with it as well?

He seems like he’s at an awkward weight where it’s hard to get to 155, but he’s too small for 170.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

picked diaz too, don’t give a fuck. imagine how much it would suck if he really wins and you bet against him.

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. After I betrayed Lauzon and picked Guillard

I made sure to never do that again.

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lets do this mutherfukers

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by MaZZacare on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

What's everyone drinking and snacking onnnnn?!?!

Myself, I’ve got some Hickory Farms stuff from my Christmas stocking, and of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 30, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

h2o

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

BV and High Calorie Soda

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Pepsi, I imagine? :)

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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuengling.

Don’t need no damn food.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Got Yuengling Dark in my kegorator

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Love the Yuengling

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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Mint and chocolate ice cream

in the middle of winter. I’m an idiot.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Me and my 58 points are here.

WAR CPC!

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

ufc.tv isn’t working! What the fuck? I payed for this shit!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

i feel your pain. xbox did this to me too. way to fail hard on the launch of your app, bastards

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I got Phan, Fitch, Diaz, and the Mauler by decision. I got Lesnar by TKO.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Shit was going to well

for me on the undercard. I started picking subs and KOs on the main card, This is where I will fail.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

The undercard was easy

the main card’s going to be pretty shaky.

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Might I suggest...

Someone posting a link to the new thread from now on so I can stop feeling like an idiot?

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

44 going into the event. I feel good

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Why must they have 10 points?

Would 10-0 be death?

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Shia Lebouf is fighting tonight?

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Woah. Jimmy “Bucky” Hettes

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't have guessed Welcome to Jamrock

for Hettes’ walkout in a million tries.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Keeps you mellow while grappling, i suppose.

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have had to root for him if he came out to Ini Kamoze

who provided the excellent sample for that song.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to Jamrock by Jim Hettes. Not bad. Lets see what Nam counters with.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I have no clue what song this is.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Roland Barthes fan.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think its for his hometown in PA

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope I'm not the low score for my team. Just thought of that.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

32 points, and i know i'm in the low end

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

At least we can spin the story and talk about how deep our team is.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm doing okay

but don’t know exactly how many points I have.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe just said Leonard Garcia has excellent boxing by mistake

LOL

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Checking in for the People's Champs

Should have just picked all favourites by decision like a pussy

Cecil People's Champs
Still the head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes isn’t a BJJ black belt?

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Purple

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I assumed cus he has 9 submission wins he would be.

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh. So Phan should actually be a better grappler, especially considering Hettes’ inexperience in MMA grappling.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL @ Nam walking out to Junior Senior

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Did Buffer lose a bet

to wear that suit. it’s truly ugly.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

doesn't it look like all of his other ugly suits?

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Great

just great

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Xbox WTF

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 10:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

hettes looking gooddd

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

holy fuck Hettes

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, wasn't expecting this at all.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

What - you didn't pick Hettes?

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

I changed it to Nam. Didn’t know he was that good at GnP. Thought he was a one-dimensional grappler.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone wrote a article a week or so ago that convinced me Nam wasn't that good and Hettes wasn't that bad

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Really should’ve shared.

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It was on the front page!!!!!

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE REC'D IT MORE!!!

I’m losing points because your negligence!

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If you are a Train Sleeper, I apologize

If you ain’t, well, you ain’t.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What a teammate you are, you don't even know your own roster!

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a captain

Ain’t my job.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hettes fucking it up for me.

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, Hettes is doing great.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

jebus

this is bad for my outrageous start

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Not how i envisioned this one going

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes pinpoint

with those ground strikes. Almost bounced his head off the canvas

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

"He's phased right now!"

“And probably in a bit of shock.”

……

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 30, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes is one of the goofier looking badasses

I’ve ever seen

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oops… guess Phan sucks more than I thought.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

WAWK DA BAWDEE NAM

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oh hey wow, excitement. That’s a first for the night.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

nice hip toss

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes punch himself out?

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

sweettt

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oh snap

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Can anyone and everyone do a hip toss now?

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Nah, just judo guys.

and Tim Boetsch

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And anyone who paid attention in HS wrestling practice

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice toss

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Thank god for illegal streams.. I payed for the online PPV on ufc.tv but the site is down. Ass!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

10-8 hettes

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

yep

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if Hettes can do this for 15 minutes if he can't finish Nam.

But damn is he dominating so far.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

I picked third round sub, he better

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

10-8 Hettes

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

10-7 Hettes

Seriously.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

lmfao

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by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

10-8 Hettes

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

10-8 Hettes. Phan is getting worked.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

10-8/10-7, leggo Hettes

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

WOW

great round by Hettes.

by Iwasfn47 on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Phan TKO 2 Here we go

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

10-8, but it'll get scored 10-9

still, I don’t see how Phan comes back.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

alright Jimmy

lets get a sub this round

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by TitanFan2K on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Ok Hettes

Now finish him this round. Give me 11!

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by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

if shogun didn't get a 10-8 for round 5 against hendo

that wasn’t a 10-8 either

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by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

its impossible for hendo to score 8

by Jmetropolis on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew Hettes was good but this was far from what I expected, great work.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Dang, had Hettes SUB1

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

very impressive round by hettes

by Ars Nova on Dec 30, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Asian brother can't get no love

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

There's a reason why Hettes has no KOs

Phan should be done by now.

Great fight.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Someone remind me that Hettes is good the next time I have to pick fights.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

New guy to add to the favorite fighters list

Hettes.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

his trips, in particular are outrageous.

Rogan is in love.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice, he definitely keeps switching things up and attacking all over.

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

I see now why they put this on the main card.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Absolutely. I really wanted Nunes/Manny on the main card but I’m glad this was.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hettes looks tired but he keeps on coming

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Damn nam...

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

this is just a beating

no LNP about it.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

How many trips is that for Hettes so far? Damn.

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Nam should give Hettes his black belt

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, Goldberg with a kinda funny comment.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

20-16

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes again

but man Hettes has his hands super low.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

judo, strike, strike, sub attempt, strike strike.

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

20-17 Hettes

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

It’s like getting beat on by Screech from saved by the bell.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

All decisions tonight.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitch will get the only finish

and the world will implode.

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by TitanFan2K on Dec 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just about to type that exact thing.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I told everyone the Nam Phan hype train was getting derailed.

And very few people believed me. the truth will set you free, Nam Pham is getting worked.

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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

20-17 Hettes

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

20-16 Hettes

I think Hettes should throw all ground strikes. Might be enough to get Phan to either tap or get stopped anyway by the ref.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Watching this in spanish for reasons I cannot state, what did he say?

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Fight’s over round’s done happy new years.

I like that cornerman

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

so glad brittany is back

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

surprising KO by Phan to save my pick?

no? Ok then.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

SO XBOX

Y U NO GIVE ME FREE FIGHT?!?!?!

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 10:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

i’m pissed off too. it’s shown as “$0” for me to purchase for over a week, and never allows me to actually redeem it. those scummy bastards

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

not even that

I get a fucking apology that basically says “fuck you, you really thought this could work? Here, hit try again, I fucking dare you”

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

cuz no one ever sets up enough server bandwidth for free offers. Go figures Microsoft+UFC fucked that up.

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

nvm just got it

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

SUB HIM HETTES

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, a decision will be just fine.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he gets a TKO and fucks you all

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

any chance of a split dec?

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nam Phan via sympathy points

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You picked Nam?

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to side with the veterans

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Hettes

Save this sub for me

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully I can make up some ground with this fight…I didn’t pick Kim……….

by Afrotikiman on Dec 30, 2011 10:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Phan does not deserve to be on a main card for beating Garcia.

He was never that good anyway. With a beast like Hettes on him, it’s a wrap.

My opinion>Your onion.

by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

phan needs to train in defending trips

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

I picked overeem to win every fight tonight……..so I’m at least gauranteed one

by Jmetropolis on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Hettis vs. the winner of Rocha/Brown. Book it.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Brown's injured.

New opponent being sought for Rocha.

by Scott Haber on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better. Wait till Brown is all healed up and Hettis/Brown.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Man I don't know if Hettes is that good or if Phan's just that bad.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

I think Nam is that bad

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

A bit of both, but Nam looks undersized here.

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hettes is that good.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Nam even punch him?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Well, Dana

I think this fight just replaced Bisping – Miller as the most one-sided….

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Can we expect some Judo chops on these trips?

by Goat choker 1 on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes trying to finish it. Respect.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

damn he is throwing some heavy shots and Nam continues to hold on

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

This was fucken brutal through and through...

straight up ass whooping

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by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

laides and gentlemen

I’m officially stoned!

and on the hettes hype train

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by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Put him against someone with good wrestling and cardio, he will be demolished.

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, just 5 points

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

I picked up your slack

63 for Train Sleepers

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I got 49 so far

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hettes 30-doesn't matter

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

30-25?

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

30-25 Hettes

5 points thank you very much.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

He just got in Nam’s ass

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Holy poop

Hettes is the man. I’d not heard of him before tonight.

by aeonplague on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

29-28 Nam

Garcia payback. C’mon judges. DO WHAT’S RIGHT

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Not funny

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

There would be a riot.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing two 30-27s and one 30-26

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

huzzah that was a performance by the kid

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by MaZZacare on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

30-25

If I hear Bruce Buffer say 30-27 I’m going to spaz.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Holy cow...judges on point!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That cow certainly is in church tonight.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Very very impressed by this kid, I’m certainly a new fan and I’m excited to see him fight again.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Hettes is a goddamned awesome brutal fucking savage beast

Badass fight. Best of the night by so goddamn far

Could take FOTN on a lot of cards

by Cunny on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

FOTN tend to not be completely one sided

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone needs to learn from how quickly he went from submissions to face punching. That was awesome.

by Phildo on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

The transition from armbar

right back into mount was pretty great.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish more people would fight like that. There are so many times I keep thinking to myself, “just fucking smash that guys ribs with your free hand!!” or “You have his hands tied up defending the sub. take a quick shot at his open face!”

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta fix up his cardio a bit, but he is really good

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Gassing because of ass kicking is ok in my book.

by Phildo on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes its good to be wrong

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

30-25 x2 and 30-26. Good scores. Outside of Castillo/Njo, good judging tonight.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Lorenz Larkin's gonna kick that smile off Mo's face

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

that would be awesome

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Your not allowed to kick an opponent when your on your back and your opponents in your guard.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Strikeforce ad on the ufc

still strange

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

The internet just hates Zuffa tonight...

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I like that the judges are slowly coming around to 10-8’s. If only they could do the same for 10-10’s and 10-7’s.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

They are?

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by Kefka on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. They never used to give 10-8’s, even to the most dominant rounds.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have notice no difference, are there any statistic on this?

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by Kefka on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe that’s just at moneyweight?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a great Strikeforce next weekend

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Keith Jardine getting a title shot at MW… lol

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Wish i could hear what rockhold and king Mo were saying i’m sure it was funny

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by JJB73 on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

43 pts and 2/3 of my parlay complete

Just need Gustafsson to win.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

don't worry

he will

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by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Got mine, Castillo, Volkmann, and Hettes

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s easily the safest pick tonight.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

RIO THEY JANIERO

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by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh, Nam.

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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

:( i feel your pain. me riding high off a streak is over now

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Scotch!!!

Wait…waht was it you said?

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

HERE WE GO JANITOR! WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ALEX….

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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

I just cracked an Arboga Öl (beer) to calm my nerves

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR SWEDEN!

horselover fat where are you?

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by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

in Denmark

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, same as Mauler, same as the beer, Arboga. Originally, that is

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Love...that...name.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven’t got one wrong yet. Looking like a pretty good fourth round pick if I do say so.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha

vladdy doesn’t even sound foreign. good work on yo english man

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

185, 205, and 265

205 is like the kobe beef in between the moldy white bread that is the 185 and 265 divisions.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

Gustafsson gonna Gustaf

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

GUSTAF GONE SON 'EM

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO GUSTAFSSON!

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

The winner of this fight should fight Noguiera.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Or the winner of Page/Bader.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Should he win, I think Rampage is a bit too much of a jump for Gustafsson, should he win as well.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a honey badger, WAR JANITOR.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

XBOX WORKS HOORAY!!!!!

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

those dumb assholes “gave away more free passes today” when i couldn’t even sign into the app for 2 hours straight. then they somehow ran out when i couldn’t even access the app in the first place. and this is coming from someone that was one of the first 25,000 to install the app, so i shouldn’t have even had to be doing this nonsense in the first place. they fucked up hard

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

screw xbox they almost ruined my day

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The pick is Gustaffson by KO in 1. Whose got what?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

how did this fight even make the card?

by Jmetropolis on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Because it's awesome?

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

mauler

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Because Gustafsson’s is the brightest 205 prospect, now that Davis isn’t really a prospect anymore.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I killed that dudes family in Skyrim.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Skyrim Rules

11-11-11 !!!

Go Wings !!!

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by KGW on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to make a graph to show everyone how Skyrim is detroying the social lives of people who play, but then I decided to play Skyrim instead.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too, it's a wonderful, awesome game

Even if I think Dark Souls is just a little bit better.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear Dark Souls is ridiculously hard.

Which is why I haven’t played it, but the videos make it look pretty awesome.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s very frustrating but extremely rewarding. The boss fights are epic. It’s one of the few games that gets me tense. When you’re deep in enemy territory, surrounded by enemies that can kill you in two shots and traps are every where and risk losing all your shit, it’s a fucking thrill.

Three assholes invaded my world one after another. I slayed them all, and never felt more bad ass in a video game. The same thing happened when I took out two bosses back to back with no rest.

It’s not for everyone (very hard, no pausing, unforgiving bosses), but if you’re up for it, it’s pretty amazing.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I could do it lol

I have beaten almost every game I own on the hardest difficulty, but that was after I completely masdsacred everything on Easy and Normal. I’d be pissed if I HAD to start on Hard.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, even though there is a steep learning curve once you learn where everything is things get a lot easier. I can pretty much blow through most of that game just because I know every enemies weakness and such. And if you have any trouble you can always do some co-op and have someone help you out.

Again, it’s not for everyone, but there is something nice about playing a game that is so unique. I’d recommend borrowing it from a friend or something. Just to give it a try.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a guy who murdered all the female companions in Skyrim, decapitated them, and kept their heads on his shelves.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I steal the clothes of everyone I kill. You will know me by the trail of the dead naked bitches.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ive wasted enough of my life to where I have daedric legendary armor...

And don’t even bother raiding people anymore.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

nice shogun shorts gusty

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t hear :(
Watching this is in Spanish… Thank god its not Italian or some other language I don’t understand

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Motorhead does not equal techno.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That's techno?

Sounded like Motorhead to me…

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT'S MOTÖRHEAD I FUCKING HATE YOU

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by krcampbell on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Chefs hat andbwooden spoon?

I keed

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BEARD BATTLE!

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

El Seguno

I wonder if he found my wallet yet.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Vlad left his wallet in El Secundo.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Vlad is a boss but mauler is a beast

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I hope I'm not sleeping on Vlad

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I am and hope we're right

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this Gustafsons first time on main card?

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

He’s been on Spike prelims before though

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfect timing

Vladdy walked right into it.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

7 points > 0points

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Same.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Me three, high five

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lol just saw your Pest Control job description.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Gustafsson just Gustaf'd

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Why don’t I pick the ficking stun gun?!?!

by Afrotikiman on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What were you thinking?

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Phucking..phuck phuck

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Jones is exposed, obviously.

by Gugabe on Dec 30, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

alright, i’m back with a correct pick :D

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

So anti-climactic lol
But damn what a perfect counter, Anderson Silva-eqsue

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

7 points

Mauler.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Yeeeeeeeeeahhhhh. 11 points. Poor Vladdy tho.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Damn I had round 2. Could have used the extra points.

People are gonna have some crazy high scores tonight, especially if Fitch gets his UD.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Fitch is going to finish him

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I hope. Comment sections with articles about him have gotten ridiculous.

Hendricks has never been stopped though, so I don’t know. Fitch gets hard-to-finish opponents all the time.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the top of the WW division for you

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

But not great.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

7 points

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

I'm at 68 with this 5

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

56. Slow and steady being average

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

7/7 70 points

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

6-7 50 points

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we are doing well

I hope our captain made his picks

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone did except that subbevil dude.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

he did

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The stupid dumbass picked Matyushenko

And Phan.

38 points for him.

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How did he get captain status?

He picked a great team but sucks as a person.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

7/7 64

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW IKilled007 in the house.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was the steal of the draft.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Get off his nuts

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, now I have to slap maself

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

SLAP SLAP!

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Long reach advantage, good luck with that at LW.

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by Kefka on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

LHW

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by Kefka on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, Vlad

was trying to come in from a mile away. No wonder that counter landed so easily. Very poor space management by Vlad.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

that was fuckin beautiful

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by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Not a good look there Vladdy. Jump in jab with right hand down into opponent’s jab.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Protip

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Protip

protips aren’t sexy.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So that didn’t happen?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

well 0 for the main but still got 50. Fitch do your THANG.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Woooo 49 points!

Hows that for draft pick value baby?

…fuck

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

fitch gonna be fitching some bitches tonight

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

zz

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Wow I just had deja vu

Urijah Faber gives the same exact wave every time he’s on camera.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Tito Ortiz vs. Vladdy and Gustafson vs. either Noguiera or Bonnar?

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Lil Nog makes sence.

He would kill Bonnar and it wouldn’t do any good for the division.

by blodpalt on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Fish is up

Expecting good things surprisingly

Fitch’s name alone guarantees greater entertainment value than the dogshit on the undercard

by Cunny on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! SWEDISH BOXING FTW

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

KILL FITCH KILL
KILL FITCH KILL
KILL FITCH KILL

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

The beard is out tonight

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

if for some reason fitch loses, i’ll be the first to say it’s because Skyrim distracted him from his training. Dude said he’s logged over 200 hours into it :O

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Damn.

That makes me almost want to put money on Hendricks, probably can’t now

by Rob Young on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m like creeped by my prediction so hard right now. I had no idea it would be that eerily accurate

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me just put it out there

I picked Hendricks with a UD.
You can mock me now.

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

I’m with ya brother.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait!

I picked SD!!! Tha Fuck!!!???

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not a bad pick

Hendricks is probably a better striker and a better wrestler than Fitch. Unfortunately, he isn’t good at putting it together, yet.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know about better striker. He’s got power, but Fitch has seemed pretty technical with his striking, using it only to close distance. We’ll see, though.

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hendricks finishing would have been more laughable

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

64 points so far I think. Aboot to all fall down though. Hendricks via decision…

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Nap time

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

I chuckle.

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

beast mode

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he had a nap at least.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure things

Since time immemorial:

Death.
Taxes.
Fitch by Fitching.

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Things not to do.

1. Incest
2. Line Dancing
3. Pick against Fitch when he’s facing anyone not named GSP.


Come here sis.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought Hendricks stole Fitch’s walk out music for a second.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Hendricks has great power

But his striking is sloppy. I see Fitch closing the distance at times.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

big ass beard

help or hurt against chokes?

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

BOO THIS MAN!

BOOOOO…

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by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

65 points

Fitch by Fitch Decision Rd3 makes it 76, which I think is close to a personal best.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

I'm gonna pick the ring to explode

same likelihood, bigger payoff.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

FITCH - FITCH ME AN 11!

then we’re cool

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

We are best buds now

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

dont make me reply to this

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ha!

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing lol

Good enough to be in the quote section for a day at the top of the page.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently not

Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.

by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fitch-face deployed

by Gugabe on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Seems like a whole lot of the vets from last season of the BECW are rocking at least 55+ points, most in the 60’s. Not sure what the hell is going to happen in the end.

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

I think I'm only in the 40's...

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

here with you

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It has been a pretty easy card to pick so far I think.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you!

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Last 2 fights are the most difficult to pick

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for some Cash!

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Fitch maker, fitch maker, make me a fitch.

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

RELEASE THE ANIMAL FITCH

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

GODDAMN IT UNLEASH THE ANIMAL

FUCK!!!

You were referencing Forrest Griffin right?

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yep. same shit :p it’s been awhile.

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay +11s all around, now onto Diaz/Cerrone

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

FINE I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON EXCITED ABOUT THIS FIGHT.

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Fitch fan too

Let;s get giddy

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitch in the matrix

Member of Brock Lesnar's Cruelty-Free Pest Control.

by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

Now that would be an awesome lookoutawhale video

Fitch lay and prays Agent Smith!

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I am actually excited for this fight

I think it’s gonna be good.

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

anybody got Fitch by UD?

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Nobody

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually had a submission at first, then even I talked myself out of it.

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, parlay complete

gain $1,249 on a $200 parlay.

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

fuck

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT

"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT?!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

whoa early stoppage me thinks

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

In no way whatsoever.

by verloc on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Whoops.

There goes Jon Fitch’s career.

Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.

by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

JOHNY HENDRICKS DON’T GIVE A FUCK

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Cecil People's Champs
Still the head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck me for not following instincts

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Holy magoly

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
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Customer Service Representative
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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK?

BE CW Season 2 - Cecil Peoples Champs

by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Power of the beard

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

JOHNNY HENDRICKS IS FOR REAL!!!!

is what rogan should have shouted

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Skyrim is the reason for Fitch getting KTFO!!!

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

hard to tell if fitch thought mazz was hendricks or trying to argue to let him go

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOT

"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)

by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

whut i just got pooped on

(one of) NED STARK'S BASTARDS

http://www.couturierillustration.com

by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Babysitting?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Veganism is exposed

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Customer Service Representative
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

man that robbed gutsfasson for the KO of the night

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

FUS RO DAH!

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

hahaha. i’m still amazed by how fast that was. that was the most exciting fitch fight i’ve ever seen.. poor guy.

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Who had that

by Afrotikiman on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

FUCK

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

My first comment of the evening has been reserved for this comment. YES!

by Empty Thoughts on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING YES!!!!

THUS ENDS THE REIGN OF FITCH AS #2 WW!

WAR BEARD POWER HENDRICKS!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

Dana and Lorenzo

high-fiving in the back later.

Member of Brock Lesnar's Cruelty-Free Pest Control.

by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably when it happened. Joe silva was like yeeeesssss!!! Prelims bitch.

TV Journalist Chris Hanson is a cockblocker

by rocket8188 on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHH

GOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

Fitch is in great shape to get up so quickly, but he was out.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

yeah I think that was a good stoppage. Fitch went stiff before he hit the ground

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

yes

that he did

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark

by HitokiriX on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I know I did

"[Lay and pray] refers to a mixed martial artist who lays on you and prays no one gets a boner." - Seanbaby (Cracked.com)

by dajulzta on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

Johnny Hendricks is nasty!!!!!

by rscott94 on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Holy fuck. Mouth is still open.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Also… five points.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice shit man,

I wanted to pick Hendricks badly, but didn’t have the balls to actually do it.

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet on him, didn't pick him

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Customer Service Representative
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I through some wager money on him too

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

threw

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played

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Customer Service Representative
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so happy!
Every time Fitch fights, I hope he gets ko’d

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Fitch is exposed

Motherfucker could have won the title this year

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody think Dana's going to reward Hendricks

with a getting rid of Fitch bonus?

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That is not only true

it is hilarious.

Reppin' the 202 for The Voice's in Paul Harris' Head. BECW Season 12.

by skeebop on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hey Micah

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

by Tats16 on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

How much do you get for picking the underdog?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

+2 pts

BE CW Season 2 - Cecil Peoples Champs

by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheers.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

+2

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So it’s 9 instead of 7points? Cool beans!

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

BLCFPC FTW

by cmons on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have a beard I approve.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Diaz is probably the number two welterweight in the world.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

diaz still loses to fitch

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Team-

Sorry for telling you to pick Fitch.

"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public

Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two

by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

HOLE-EEEEE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I get zero, and I don’t even care. Damn.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
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We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.

by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Same

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed the zero is worth it

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Same..

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

7 points

I’m unstoppable.

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Great pick. We are unstoppable

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He already buried him

He will never get the respect of the troops in the field.

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Looked like Mazaggatti could have hit the guillotine.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

seriously

can’t really blame fitch for trying to grapple him

by Violent Newt on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine them cutting Fitch. It’s one loss, and he’s he’s got a solid record

by Gugabe on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

They want him on the undercard

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The ref put on a sprint! haha
Who else saw that?

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Soooo.....that happened.....

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

wow

just wow

this sports absurd

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

THE PARLAY COMES THROUGH

I’LL TAKE 9 POINTS TOO

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by halitosis on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Man..

I switched my parlay ’dog from Hendricks to Diaz last night. Sigh.

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by skeebop on Dec 30, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It would figure

that the one time in history I was rooting for a 3 round Fitching, it didn’t happen.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Fitch will never get another title shot now

He might as well retire.

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Fitch is wishing he stuck to his I'm only fighting top guys quote

Good job Fitch…well I guess there’s always a bj rematch…

Visit fiveouncesofpain.com

by RECE ROCK on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

It had already hit the ground

his scrambles need serious work though

by Cunny on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He appeared to be wall walking without the wall.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The hatred for you is incalculable.

An annoying Fitch fan.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Always bet on black!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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----------------------------
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Customer Service Representative
----------------------------
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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hardy, Shields, and Fitch

Three guys GSP couldn’t finish, three guys who have all now been knocked out in violent fashion.

I await the stupid fanpost.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Well… think i’m on 71 now.

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OH HI EVERYONE

HERE IS AN UPDATE FROM LAS VEGAS

JON FITCH IS IN SOME KIND OF CAGE OF RUST

I THINK I SEE MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN

I HIT A STRAIGHT FLUSH IN THREE CARD POKER EARLIER

TITO LOOKS GARISH IN HIS WHITE SUIT

I CAUGHT FOUR OF NAM PHAN’S TEETH AND I AM 30 ROWS BACK

OH LOOK JON FITCH IS WRESTLING STEVE MAZAGATTI

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by krcampbell on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

it more looked like fitch and mazz for cuddling, but i see your point

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Time machine!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that just happened

"He's like Elvis in Korea! They love him there." - Mike Goldberg on Denis Kang

by Bolshevik on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

I has a sad face.

Damn… Fitch now that GSP is gone for a while, you could’ve been a contender

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

bleh

showing stungun again

by dieiscast on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

FINALLY!!!!

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by dbcb on Dec 30, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

oh no they're showing this whole thing....

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t wanna see a replay of donging

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

I love what just happened

WRESTLEBOXERS ARE THE FUTURE OF 170!!!!

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

YEAH!!!

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by Sexytime on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Make sure to watch the last minute of the second round

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

nevermind felt like 3 rnds

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I was referring to the crane kick that rocked Pierson in the last 20 seconds or so of the second round

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That was fucking awesome

Two fights in a row now leaving me up in the clouds

This is almost as good as ecstasy ..

Well, okay, it’s not.. it’s not even close.. but it’s pretty fucking good.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Just as long as they don’t show the interview again.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Top 15?

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

18th as of the newest rankings… This is going to be huge for him.

by Empty Thoughts on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Top 10?

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutey

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah

Great win for the him and in a VERY dominant fashion over the #2 WW fighter

by rscott94 on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Why are we watching K-Pop again?

They can just replay the Fitch fight over and over and nobody will complain.

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by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Worst prelims ever

And now an epic main card.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

They should cancel Shields vs. Akiyama just to have him fight Fitch.

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by Bolshevik on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

GSP

is exposed.

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by SentientAndroid on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Gotdamnit, I was late :(

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by SentientAndroid on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I was repeating “oh my God!!” and my friends were all confused then I was like… I must go to my laptop!

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by Bolshevik on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

me too. This epic- ness must be recognized.

by verloc on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my exact same reaction

…minus the having friends part.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

that goldberg quote is amazing… what a man

by dieiscast on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been punching my hand and suppressing screams of “YESSS!!” (neighbours, etc)

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously

who the fuck wants to watch this fight again

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I missed it the first time

and I don’t even want to see it.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It was actually a pretty decent fight

I don’t know what the fuck everybody else is going on about.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

stun gun makes me sleepy

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn’t a good fight and I dont want to watch it again

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

I didn’t say it was see it for a second time in one night good, personally I’d rather watch the Fitch KO on a loop for the next hour.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

it was the best dong fight i’ve seen, but just about anyone would hate to see the exact same fight within 2 hours of each other. unless it’s something like diaz/penn or.. fitch/hendricks. had to

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i think im at around 50-55 team

hows everyone else doing

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

60 for the captain.

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Brock or Overreem?

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

BROCKLESNAR

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a good man

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't have to tell me.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply fail

I was talking to someone else. You suck.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

56

I was hoping to have 11 for Fitch Hendricks

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yea weren't we all

who had hendricks 1st round ko

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone on our team did.

I forget who.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel bad for Fitch

I guess he can fight some other top 10 guys now, and we can see if he really was #2.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

one punch knockouts dont change his standing much

can happen to anyone on any night. if it was a 15 minute ass kicking i’d lower him far more then i do for this

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not how rankings work for most people. Quick fluke KO’s are usually more valued than prolonged beatings. Remember when Brett Rogers was top 10 for KOing Arlovski?

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yea but thats just stupid

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Rankings are pretty stupid in general, but that’s how they work.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

if i see hendricks top 5 im gonna shit my pants

hes fringe top 10 material at best

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he landed one punch

sure it was against a great fighter, but i still dont know how he’ll fight against an elite ww for 15 minutes

hes not gonna hit everyone with one punch ko’s

i’m not on hendrick’s hype train i think hes a good but not great fighter

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe in the heavyweight division

But we talk sense down at 170

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by Stiff Jab on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

He was lucky to draw against BJ in his last fight.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he beat the fuck outta him in the 3rd

and wins a 5 round fight with bj easy

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't change the fact

that he’s winless in his last two.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

true it doesnt

fitch is gonna drop a bit in rankings but i consider him to still be one of the most dangerous wws

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

He didn’t beat the fuck out of him. He hit him gently many, many times.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean the fight where he outstruck BJ in the second and set a record against him in the third?

BJ was lucky to get the draw and even he admitted it, man. It was a majority draw and the dissenting card had Fitch winning the fight. It’s amazing how people misremember that fight.

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by Enmascarado on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It’ll change his standing. Instead of having to win three more fights to get a possible shitle tot he now has to go and win eight again or start finishing bitches.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitch vs Penn 2?

We get to see who wins round four….

by rscott94 on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Hendricks is getting the KO Bonus and the “getting rif of Fitch” bonus from Dana

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Personally.

I think it’s crazy to hand out bonuses before Nate Diaz, Don Cerrone, Alistair Overeem, and BROCKLESNAR fight.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

tough to beat a one punch, body gone stiff fall.

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Judo is fun.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

I saw Fitch go down and I thought, he’ll recover, he never fails to put on a boring fight.
I was so wrong. and I couldn’t be happier to say that.

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

and mazzigotti was the ref. I think others may have let it go a few more punches. maz tends to err more on the side of caution these days

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Twitter

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Hoooooolly Shit!!!!!

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

@jonfitchdotnet: Sorry to all of my fans. I have let you all down.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

You were a hero for us, Jon.

And I’m not a fan.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Them sounds like

seppuku words.

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

“you see, i’ve been playing way too fucking much skyrim and managing my twitter on it and have neglected training my standup defense.”

by IanParedes on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll laugh so hard

if Dana says Fitch would have got a title shot from winning this fight

would be a glorious dick move

by Cunny on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Hendricks vs. Koscheck please

Pierce can go fight someone else.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Kos would want it for sure, too.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Fitch already tweeted"Sorry to all of my fans. I have let you all down." pretty crazy that he would think to tweet t a time like this

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by JJB73 on Dec 30, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

yea a couple of my buddies met him at a bar

said he was totally awesome

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Without a doubt

Don’t much enjoy watching the guy fight but he’s a bad motherfucker who’s very likeable

by Cunny on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he puts a ton of videos and tweets out there. I really like the guy. Really want to see that docu that was made about his GSP fight

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by JJB73 on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

When I regain consciousness

the first thing I think is “where is my phone, I need to tweet.”

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So my favorite fighter just had the worst night of his career, two guys I’m fans of have to fight each other next, and then the almighty brocklesnar (I can’t even bring myself to use caps at this point) is in utter peril most likely. You guys may wanna put me on suicide watch after this.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

The only thing worse is if they could bring Wandy out just to get brutally KOed to fill time.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just wait for the end of TUF Brazil

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still sad when I heard he would have to fight Vitor Belfort
hopefully WARWAND will get the K/O, but what are the odds? :(

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, Lesnar is safe.

See the sign, feel the sign.

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by lanky6 on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If you’re dead does your team have to take a zero for the rest of the season?

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This competition is stupid!

I’m done with the UFC. The fights are rigged.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I've said the same thing about live poker many times

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Go kill yourself.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I would if I could, you son of a bitch!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Only by autoerotic asphyxiation.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He cannot be stopped...

BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! Protecting your women and defending your horseshoes is futile.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

These fights have been great!!!

And we haven’t even seen Diaz vs Cerrone scrap…. AND Lesnar vs Overeem!!!!!

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+7

;)

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by Robert Cowan on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

I always read BROCKLESNAR as Brockle Snar. Which I think, sounds more awesome.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Fitch just got knocked out, GSP is gone for the year. Diaz vs. Condit for the interim belt, Ellenberger or MacDonald waiting in the wings. Hendricks just became a contender.

The welterweight division just got a shitload more interesting.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Hey guys

I won my Gustaffsen – Hettes – Hendricks parlay on playground. I’m cool, right?

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good work

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you hobags and your hail mary parlays

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice! I played it safe with Gustafsson – Overeem parlay for 500, and 500 straight bet Gustafsson

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck?? I leave the internets for a couple hours and Jon Fitch gets KTFO’d????

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

It was amazing

Like heaven in a 12 second loop.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't wait to go back and watch it!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhere zakkree is crying....

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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's oh so joyous

And you get to change your sig in about two hours! The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s already started crying here.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Has he started cutting himself yet?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re on watch.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't we all..

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take that as a yes

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU EXCEPT IRODC.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Your tears only fuel me

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Hendricks will never get to #2 in the WW division so I have that, at least.

Plus I called this in my fanpost a couple months ago. But being right hurts this time.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Coprophagia / bestiality, eh? Classy.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So do we count the wagers on MMA Playground?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Well, it’s not part of the competition we call the BE civil war, but it’s fun for shits and giggles.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would imagine

how much did you make off of Hendricks?

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never bothered with wages. So that’s a bit disappointing.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a big deal, to miss the first few events

but you should get on that since the wagers are technically the only individual competition in the civil war.

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!

It´s funny cause it’s true!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Classy as always from The Immortal

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He retweeted it from some other dude, just felt too lazy to outline the whole process.

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

WEC NEVER DIE!!!!!

WAR HENDRICKS!

WAR CERRONE!

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Man I hate to be the guy that says it......

But AKA guys have been getting knocked out quickly recently. Just sayin’

by knockout_ned on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Daniel Cormier does not like that

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

we still need kos to go down

hope you didnt jinx it

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone I’m forgetting outside of Cain and Fitch?

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Who, besides Fitch are you referring to?

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Cain

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitch and Cain..

Am I missing anyone?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Cung Le?

Though not quickly I guess

by knockout_ned on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Cung is AKA?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit

What if Pierce knocks out Koscheck I think o would die laughing

by rscott94 on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Johny Hendricks wiki page :/

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by dieiscast on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think that meant "Surprised his face"

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

z

Enjoy this sig while you can ladies, it’s leaving after Lesnar GnP’s Overeem!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

God I hate you

It was a TUF semifinal

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Bedford/whathisface

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA YES!

You picked Bedford! OMG LOL. He fucking sucks. Seriously.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't even know who I'd picked til they showed him preparing for the fight

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

At least it’s been a conversation piece

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And a testament to your poor judgement

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember it was stupid. Like you picked the obvious loser

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I never have any clue who the TUF guys are

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry

We’ll still call you chris90210

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can only hope

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Who did you lose a sig bet to anyway?

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ViolentMike

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Nailed it.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Weird. Didn’t think he was the type to make fun of himself.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ViolentMike

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL - you even respond for your boyfriend

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not helping stop the talks of our Bromance

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Who said I'm stopping it?

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I want it all baby.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing gay about a bromance, homie

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude on Dude internet sex is gay

…… But call it what you want

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunk Joben is one of my favorite commenters

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked these last 2 with my heart

I can deal with getting zero points on both but I think I will be heart broken if both lose.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

who ya rootin for?

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Cowboy and BROCK LESNAR

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Brock and Nate?

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yea same

DIAZ BY DECISION

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowboy and BROCKLE

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Still forgot will still have Diaz/Cerrone next...awesome...

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

*we

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You should ask Brittney.

BOOSH!

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you saying

He can’t finish in the bedroom?

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Brittany has a high finish rate.

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d finish in 12 seconds

Wait

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d do it in five

One punch knockout

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One punch pump knockout

Fixed that for ya.

by GreyedOut on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

But does he finish her?

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Rory vs Hendricks would be good.

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by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Dec 30, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

what a dumb matchup

i get building him slow but he just bodied nate diaz ,the mills fight is gonna be quick

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

GO GET SOME DONALD CE RRO NAY

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

Haha that hit all the wrong notes when he said that.

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I’m not going to be able to handle this fight.

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Just seen a trailer for 'the sitter'

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Cerrone is about to get worn down

After a good first round for Donald, Nate is going to find his range and start landing more and more. By the 3rd, Cerrone begins to wilt.

Nate by UD, maybe 3rd RD by sub.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Nate's about to get worked

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Such hate

Its petty, Chris. Just petty.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just be glad I can’t post a gif here

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You wouldn't

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not while The Deo is watching

Just wait til the post fight article is up tho

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Cerrone always gets better as the fight goes on.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So does Nate

I just think his pace will be too much.

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done looks like Nate is gonna get fucked according to that.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Stalled at 65

After a great undercard run, I’ve stalled out a little here. Let’s hope my Nate pick isn’t irretrievably stupid.

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I'm with you on that one

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If Cerrone doesnt get guillotined he will get me my unanimous decision.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Lets go muthafuka

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

the hand-slap story feels kind of lame

after what happened at the presser

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

I’m ready for a high-octane lightweight fight.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Angry Cerrone is scary aggreive

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Scary aggresive

might not work to his advantage.

by rzor on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz isn’t much of a counter puncher

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

he was sick

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Nope...fight cancelled. He is too sick to fight

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the top of this card so much

it makes up for how little I dig the rest of it.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

the rest has been pretty awesome

except the fbook card

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The fights have been fun

especially the Fitchpocalypse, but I think they tacked a lot of filler knowing people would buy Lesnar Overeem.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitchpocalypse brought the lawls

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to say so many things that would probably get me banned.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it at HKL so I get the honors :)

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't know you were over there, you and MDH?

Congrats. Maybe I should pay a visit over there sometime.

Oh and fuck you and your boyfriend TC Engel! He was going after Russel Brand earlier because he said you’re a piece of shit.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been posting over there for a couple weeks.

And I always thought Russell Brand was kinda funny

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never rooted for Donald Cerrone before. Probably never will again.

But my GOD I cannot wait for him to re-arrange Nate Diaz’ face.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Cerrone is nasty

And he will prove that he hates dickheads like himself.

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

cut from the same cloth and dropped in two different cultures.

by YoungGun on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Rural vs urban bad ass mofo’s

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by TheFilt on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Exacly

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz is going to lose badly.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

diaz is gonna outlast cerrone

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

I got 56. I feel a bit bad about it though

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked Cerrone for a more complete striking game and better wrestling, but my heart is with 209.

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Fool, letting logic influence your decision

War 209

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Cerrone is focused. All business baby.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

You think Diaz and Cerrone would get along. They’re kind of similar.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Haters marry hater bitches and have hater kids.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I will say this

If Cerrone finishes Nate, I might have to thing about not fading him anymore.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit Cerrone. You could at least pick better entrance music. Make it easier to root for you.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

He switches stupid hats every fight

but its the same stupid song every time.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Points, what are they Cynic?

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Do anal Cerrone is a command and also the reason Nate slapped his hat off.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn,t need it...Nate via sub, rd 2

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

Ceasar Gracie’s team has a shit record against Greg’s fighters.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz can't get this to the ground

Cerrone by decision.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

he wont try too

hes gonna outbox him

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Cerrone has way better kickboxing

But neither one has great power

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One of these guys is going to come out of this with some serious shine.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

I am so fucking hype! First Hettes drubs Phan, back to back knockouts, and now this fight is almost guaranteed to be awesome.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahahaha for some reason I find the idea of Goldberg and Nick Diaz having a conversation being hilarious.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yes!

When he said “Joe, I had a great conversation with big brother Nick,” I wanted Joe to say “REALLY?”

by bevedog on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Rogan saving savages should be added to the UFC drinking game...

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

thought it was

“watch the upkicks”

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Savages...it,s the new Bananas!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

"wild man"

should count for two

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

BIG NEWS FROM LAS VEGAS

This is in small text because it is 100% truth. Gina Carano is extremely drunk and slutting it up cageside. She is using some kind of rolling vagina dance move and seems relatively close to disrobing in some manner.

I owe it to Bloody Elbow to make all attempts to get it in. I am doing this for you people, a completely altruistic attempt to fuck an MMA fighter and a movie star.

…what do you mean it won’t work??

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by krcampbell on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

gif that shit

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Go for it

Write about it later

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Make it happen

Also, where’s the sign!!!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it on thebsign!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost as amazing as Fitch getting KO’d.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Get after it kieth!

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jealousy...turning....into...rage.....can't.....control..........

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I will worship you.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR DIAZ!

Subo likes Cerrone so you know he’s an asshole.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

cosign.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m so exciting right now.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

excited. Fuck it, I’m too exciting to type.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is gonna be great. The Mean Mug is going to get wiped off Diaz’s face.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

LOL touch gloves…or not

by TheSoundOfHockey on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Nate's gon' whip some Donald Ce-RO-NAY!

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by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 11:34 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Oh yeah

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

the bird the bird

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

ITS ON

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Nice finger rofl

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Herb Dean

He’ll be here all week, folks.

by bevedog on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Nate Diaz, backing up like he's scurrrrrred.......

OK, not really, but I did laugh.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Those diaz boys really know how to wrestle...

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

This fight has my full attention

Fuck yall

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Donald's chin is straight up.

Diaz is gonna murder him.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Dat Diaz workrate....

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

I love the look in the eyes of a fighter

the moment they realize that the Stockton Slap really hurts.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Diaz is kickin ass

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

something is up with cowbow. seems sick or something

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Getting punched in the head a dozen times will do that

I’m no Nate Diaz fan by any stretch, but he’s tagging Cerrone at will.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

even before that though

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He got tagged the first time fairly early

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nate's lookin incredible

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

lol fail

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by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 11:38 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Nate looks like a world beater at 155

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

Cowboy isn’t keeping his range well. He’s landing, but Nate’s landing more.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

WAR 209!!

Asshole Cerrone is getting dominated! YUS!!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

But that means Asshole Diaz is winning....

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Brock Lesnar took shit for his double birds at UFC 100

Nate just did the same thing. But he’s a Diaz, so it’s cool, right?

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Consistency is all I ask

and you consistency love the Diaz Brothers, so you get a pass.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Stockton bitches

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Diaz

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Not quite a 10-8, but boy just got his ass whooped.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Well I'm fucked and so is Cowboy

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Cowboy's striking defense is utter shit

I haven’t paid close attention to his game, so I don’t know if it’s just today or a real flaw, but he looks like Scott Smith out there.

by paythefighters on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

It’s nothing new.

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by JaeeJaee on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

DIAZ BRO’S LIGHTWEIGHT AND WELTERWEGHT CHAMPS!

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

209!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus.

Nate is developing a right hook. That’s scary.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Stuff Jab getting a shout out

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Jackson should teach head movement

Diaz looks like a top 10 LW.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Wheres Darth Sidius when you need him?

Let the hate flow through you Cerrone…let the striking defense take over your emotions..

My opinion>Your onion.

by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus, Cowboy. He needs to adjust, fast.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

diaz looks incredible

we’re watching him become elite before our eyes

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Cowboy realizing he has lower limbs to attack Nate with...

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

It’s hard to kick backing up.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, is Donald sick or something?

He’s just acting really weird tonight?

by Warbreezy on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah. He looks slow.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

DEAR DONALD:

Close your lead shoulder, tuck your chin, move left, punch and kick right.
Sincerely,
A competent corner’s mid-round advice.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

He looks just like his brother

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Why can nobody deal with Diaz pressure?

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

Cuz gettin hit in the face a lot sucks

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd say DC is winning this very round

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He is still getting punched a lot.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And Diaz's ass has been on the mat 5 times this round

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Every time Cerrone lands a leg kick Diaz lands three punches.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

so?

ten leg kicks that make people slip? or 50 punches to the face?

by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Lack of technical boxing in MMA.

Due to there being so many other skills to learn.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

AVOIDING THE BOXING ???!?!?!?

his face is a speed bag

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

This...still getting hit in the face between the sweeps.

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Eating leg kicks vs. eating face shots...

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

How many shots can Cerrone take?

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Good round though.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You watchin?

Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt

by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He just rocked Cerrone

No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

no he's not

he’s losing this round. And if he wins it on those leg kicks, there is zero justice.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If Diaz keeps fighting like this

I’d expect him to have a title shot by the end of the year (end of 2012) (and if he learns how to check a leg kick)

by rscott94 on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

He's gotta win this fight first

It’s possible it’s tied 19-19

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He got rocked

No No he did not

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

The leg kicks seem to be more effective than the Stockton Slap.

by Gugabe on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

The Diaz brothers are damn good at drawing people into boxing matches.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck yes!

Diaz is winning this shit! So awesome!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

based on a couple shitty sweeps?

while he’s eating punches? really?

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

19-19

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

20-18 Diaz

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by sun yue on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Sweep the leg! Again!

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Closer round than the first

But it still 20-18

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

20-18

lets get it diaz close this shit out

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

And people ask me why I hate the Diaz brothers...

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

I honestly missed that

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No prob

You were saying you hate the Diaz bros, not that you love Cerrone. Just curious.

by bevedog on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That certainly mitigates what Nate did

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it when Greg jackson gets mad in the corner

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

shit got really real guys

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by dajulzta on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

god i love diaz

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Cerrone late Diaz get to him.

He’s fighting angry. Cerrone has had more than 60 professional kickboxing fights I don’t know why this is even remotely bothering him.

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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

20-18 Diaz

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Cowboy really needs to go back to his old standby, the groin smash.

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by Kefka on Dec 30, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

I am not seeing 5 minutes of hell from Cerrone.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

I cannot WAIT for Ben Henderson to wreck Nate Diaz.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, that would be a rough matchup.

by Diz D on Dec 30, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

bendo cant box with him

he can outwrestle but he better take it down

i wanna see diaz edgar

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

God I love 155.

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm so glad it's Cowboy getting his ass kicked by Nate.

He’s such a douche I can almost enjoy it.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

This is worth $60 to me

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Jackson fighters, GSP exempt, really love to get hit

I mean all of them have such terrible striking defense.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Not really

Cowboy is getting dragged into a boxing match here, and foolishly. He’s fighting stupid.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth here. Nothing but.

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

His defense is still awful.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Punches happen in MMA regardless.

An open lead shoulder and wide open chin are bad ideas whether it’s a boxing or wrestling or muay thai or whatever match.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Boxing don't have defense?

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by Fake Emcee on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

of course not

I’m pretty sure boxing is just going out and throwing hooks

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention,

They seem not to adjust to unorthodox opponents. Rashad decides to stay at kicking range with Machida, Cerrone decides to box with Diaz, Jones decides to strike with Machida (before bossing him with wrestling, granted).

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7/7

Now 0-2 and I still got Brock to make it 0-3

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

You can talk shit about how the Diaz bros have no power, but Cerrone’s head is snapping back every time Diaz hits him.

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That meme is deader than disco.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The lack of power meme died a while back...

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen anyone say that.

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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We could see both Diaz brothers challenge for titles next year.

by KyroJudo on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

Im surprised Cerrone hasnt tried to take it down to the ground or follow him after one fof the sweeps

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

Bad fight I.Q.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I think he was fighting angry and let Diaz get in his head. Never looked right

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus, getting bad

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

30-27 Diaz

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by Tonley on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

Dude....fuck a leg sweep

Nate kicked his fucking ass this fight.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

:( why was Cerrone letting him off the hook so many times?

by squaresphere on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

because Nate is better on the ground?

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

this too

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense if you’re winning on points, but he was behind. In the 3rd he need a home run and just kept letting him up.

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Non verbal agreement to stand up for the length of the match I guess..

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man that made me happy

where’s Subo at?

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Don't get too smug

We’ve got Rory Mac gifs ready.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give credit

Especially to Monte Fisto for the pre fight analysis

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Thank you sir

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

Nate won 2 rnds convincingly, very close 2nd that he could have won too

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m saying man!
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by juanchoD on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No way. Maybe the 2nd rd.

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

5 points! nate is legit at 155

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

diaz vs edgar would be the best mma boxing match ever

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit that would be amazing.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

In theory, yes

In reality, Edgar easily takes it to the ground and goes Joe Daddy on Nate’s ass.

by paythefighters on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

29-28

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Diaz

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz has in it in the bag

by squaresphere on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

11 pts motherfuckers

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Diaz Brothers are for real...

Isn’t there another one?

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na

but they train with Jake Shields and Gil Melendez

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+11

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I am le sad.

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by dribblebib on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Cerrone has always had bad defense standing though.. I remember he was getting tagged often by both Horodecki and Paul Kelly

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Diaz looked excellant

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by warren305 on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

He’s more likable than his brother, honestly. If you saw TUF 5, he’s really a cool guy.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I remember that thing with Karo

Where Karo was just a non-stop dick trying to start a fight and Nate was real cool for the most time.

by hcblankscreen on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Good, for some reason I was worried about the judges fucking that one up.

by Diz D on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

I honestly expected another post-fight brawl

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

What a fight

Diaz is a beast.

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by SSreporters on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

I got to give it to Cerrone. He was getting blasted and was in the fight to the end.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

hes never been finished

guy has tons of heart

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So who had Diaz?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

me

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Me. by sub, though.

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I’m not in your war, but I had Diaz by decision.

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me threeeee

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I have one on Volkman, Diaz and Overeem

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by Snatchl on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You won't get it.

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by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes he will

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by purplehazelett on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it crazy to say that Nate is a better boxer than his brother now/

by crazybones on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

A bit yeah.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

they're damn close

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Like I’ve said before, Nate is not far behind his brother. His record is just a bit fucked because he fights in a shark tank of a division.

by discoandherpes on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Nick is still better. Nate has a good 1-2 and an ok right hook, but he threw the same thing all night and Cerrone couldn’t defend it. Nick is much more versatile, has a killer right hook in addition to the 1-2, and mixes in power shots to the body better than anyone in MMA.

I’d agree that Nate’s jab is better, he seems more accurate and powerful with it. Nick just kind of flicks with his.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Nate's power has caught up with his volume too

I’m with you Nick has a considerable edge.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Both Diaz's have learned how to mix power in with the Stockton Slap

it’s incredibly effective

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Not at all… More accurate, perhaps… Ill also give him better straight punches. Nicks work rate and body punching are far superior. His overall boxing game is the next evolution of nates.

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by JaeeJaee on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I mean yes it's crazy.

He is not at all a better boxer.

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Yeah, San Joaquin!

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Well seeing as all the fighters I wanted to win won, I’m thinking The Reem will win as well.

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you know what nullifies the Diaz boxing? Fucking high caliber wrestling. Which is gay right?

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Hey, if it's gay

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the sign

and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign

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by Joben on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

So happy for Nates win! So awesome. 209!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

No hate from me, Nate looked great in this fight

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by Chris Hall on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Went exactly how I pegged it. I’m Never amazed at how short fans memories are… And who in their right mid thinks cowboy hangs with Nate on The ground?

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wow

you are so smart
may it take you far in life

by cletusvandam on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure it will, but your well wishes are much appreciated.

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by JaeeJaee on Dec 31, 2011 1:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Cerrone is no joke on the ground either. I think this idea that Nate subs him the second it goes to the ground is silly

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Never said that. I don’t think a sub comes at all, but if one were to come it would be from Nate.

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by JaeeJaee on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I do

Cerrone seemed to want no part of it though

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BROCKLESNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, and 5 more points -- I think that's 70

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Stuck at 56

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by IRodC on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sitting at 68

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by duck on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything over 50 is pretty solid

what’s your main event pick?

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Reem 2nd TKO

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ARE YOU READY!!!!!!

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Weird interview

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DRUNK GINA!

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LETS GET IT BROCK

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by milk72 on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

WTF, Gina… she’s not even a fighter any more

by squaresphere on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

promoting her movie

ufc getting that endorsement $$$$$$$$$

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a Stockton thing, bitches.

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To quote Martin Lawrence

DAMNNN GINAAAAAA!!!!

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

I can sleep well tonight even if Brock smashes lesnar

the reign of Cerrone terror is over.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Brock smashes Reem that is

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

This was before the event

No way she was that drunk at that point

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks cheesy

but not really bad

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

too many good actors and good ppl involved

gina might suck though

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright people

Watch out for the sign

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

Am I crazy

or does this movie look pretty good?

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

You're crazy

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it looks alright. Dont get the hate

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually kind of looking forward to it. Gina + Michael Douglas? = Win!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Bizarre...

It looks lame as fuck (typical Hollywood action movie), yet has Fassbender & McGregor, and is directed by Soderbergh, who are all pretty non-cheesy… seems to me like there might be something in there, if you’re willing to look closer (ie: actually watch it!).

I’d watch it for free, because of the names, but I don’t think that I’d ever pay for it.

by Atomic Salmon on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

BROCK

Suck it if you disagree

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by Joben on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Gina has to be drunk

But she is alllll kinds of pretty

by aeonplague on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

if she's drunk, at least she's a smiling drunk.

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

chances this goes 25 mins?

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

I would laugh is Overeem takes Brock down and grinds for the whole fight.

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s not even the craziest outcome. Not even close.

by crazybones on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

If this goes 25 minutes, I expect it to look like Hunt/Rothwell

by KyroJudo on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

yep

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I’d mark even harder if Lesnar goes for an armbar.

by KyroJudo on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Very low, but

I would have bet one of my kidneys that JDS-Carwin wasn’t going the distance.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Still think that hat looks stupid onher

by squaresphere on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Those clothes look stupid on her too. It all needs to go.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Main Card has more than made up for the undercard.

And now the behemoths clash.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

6 for 9 with 44 points...probably the lowest 1 seed score

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

It's ok, you picked Nate

Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.

by sun yue on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Drunk Gina voice reminds me of Britney spears

I dunno maybe I’m just drunk

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by RECE ROCK on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

so it’s nothing like a classic striker versus grappler Joe

by squaresphere on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

The most typical striker grappler match up you can get. Except that Brock can strike and grapple.

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

and Overeem can grapple *

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Brock is a powerful wrestler with an amazing double leg.

Not much more to say

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

He has an evil arm triangle.

That lock looked fucking painful.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve only picked one fight wrong.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

If Hendricks knocked out Fitch…

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

K1 over is gonna get smashed

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

Most decorated striker, since Semmy Schilt totally never competed in the UFC.

by Gugabe on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

was schilt that decorated back then?

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

And Overeem by KO in Round 1 to close out a pretty good night. Although I want LEsnar to win.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

Brockle Snar should go Jimmy Hettis on Overeem.

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by dribblebib on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

Werdum gave Overreem issues standing

The bull rush flying knee will set the stage

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by Joben on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

I've been a Brock mark since 116

BROCKLE SNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

How crazy would Lesnar KOing Reem on the feet be?

Lesnar by headkick KO would make this unreal.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

Not that crazy, to be honest. Overeem’s shell defense doesn’t work so well in MMA, and he’s always had trouble taking a punch.

by crazybones on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Werdum was able to tag him frequently, and Lesnar has a lot more power than him.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Reem by F5

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by sun yue on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

WRONG!

Reem by shooting star press!!!!!!!

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Thing is

It’s very possible but not by head kick. If Brock catches him with small gloves, it’s over

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by Joben on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t sit down.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

All you Matt Roth type pro-wrestling fanboys best be prepared to be saddened.. Overeem is KO’ing your hero

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

My Prediction

Sagat by Tiger Uppercutting Zangief’s head off

by Curtis2012 on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

Overeem has this to win, throw the bomb, Brock will either wobble or go for the take down. If he wobble, smash him standing then G&P. He goes for the TD then, guillotine

by squaresphere on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

Reem KO rd1 would really seal what has been a lovely night of violence.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST reply actions  

Reem looks really confident

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST reply actions  

KRCAMPBELL

IF YOU DON’T GET THAT SIGN UP IN THE AIR I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST reply actions  

THIS

WE NEED BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!!

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Alistair Overeem is born in England. The more ya know.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

The Demolition Maaaaaaaaaan!

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I gotta be honest. I have a semi chubby right now

BECAUSE OF GINA, BECAUSE OF GINA

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

overeem in the octagon looks pretty sweet

too bad hes about to get fucked up

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

Brockle Snar takedown, KO by headbutts, gets up and does that weird jiggly flex from weigh ins, national guard called in.

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by dribblebib on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

So far

KOTN- Hendricks
SOTN-
FOTN- Diaz vs. Cerrone

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

No subs tonite?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

GOTDAMN!

I totally picked that fight wrong

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Diaz beat Cerrone up.
Vladdy got knocked out by Gustaffson
Fitch got knocked out in twelve seconds.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Called the Mauler

Not so much on the others

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

The only fight I incorrectly picked was Phan/Hettis, suckily enough.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I only fucked up the round with Gustaffson

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I have everyone by decision

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

No Sandman?

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

new song

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

What is it?

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by duck on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

he fights better like this

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I saw sign

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

I quit smoking 2 years ago

I’m about to go outside and pick up a 15 year old habit because I’m so nervous for Brock

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by Joben on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

He'll either win or lose. He's done both.

Enjoy the fight.

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by duck on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m having a hard time comprehending what will happen next.

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by dribblebib on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

Every now and then I remember that Lesnar has an arse load of money and does this just because he wants to. And that is fucking nuts.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

So true

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

brocks back

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

I'M BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!

AND I’M BACK!

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Brock is dancing like technoviking

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

ahahaha!
Spanish commentators called WWE catch as can!

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

Brockle?

Snar!

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

HD Barry in Brocks corner...think they drilled knee avoidence?

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

According to Pat, he came at Brock hard in practice.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Is he cursing at Paul Filho’s imaginary friend?

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

Where the fuck is the sign????

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

I thought I saw it during Lesnar's walk in, but couldn't make out text.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

No sign no win.....

Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!!

by rscott94 on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck, I don't know what to think

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

There’s really only 2 possibilities.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

was just gonna say that

Apparently he was actually born in the UK

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

and Siver is German

The UFC uses the country you were born in.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

okay

but thats why its there

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel lightheaded….

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK RIGHT NOW

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

I support this decision

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

UK flag for Overeem? FAIL! He’s dutch, ffs.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

Born in Britain

like Goldie said. You know, if you were listening.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to the flag in the "tale of the tape"

It should reflect the fighters nationality, not where they are born.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Except it says “Born” rather than “From” in the Tale of the Tape screen. It’s a bit dumb but at least it’s factually accurate for what they claimed

by forkboy on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Really? Well, okay then.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

you still could have paid for it..

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't have cable.

Waste of money just for a pay per view a month.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

They just won’t admit it.

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by jrobb20 on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

As much hate he gets sometimes, there’s something special about his bouts.

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by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Terrible set of judges

Dismiss them now

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Not like it's going to matter...

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by garik16 on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I AM EXCITE!

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by gzl5000 on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

Has he officially dumped Demolition Man?

that’s a shame. Fine, fine nickname there.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

No kidding

Fit him better.

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IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

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Anyone got a blanket for Brock?

He’ll need that and a pillow.

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You guys make a shirt?

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yeah

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by dribblebib on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

imagine it was a snoozer

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

Good to see Brock coming out slow

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

brock's striking is still amateur

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

he's gonna get koed

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST reply actions  

UBERKNEEEEE

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST reply actions  

WAR OVEREEM!

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

WOW!!!!!!!!

Reem beasted

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My wife made me stay home for an F'n dinner party.

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TYPE, TYPE DAMNIT

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by hardlyworking on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

Alistair wins by ko

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

Brock is done

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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WHERE’S YOUR LESNAR HYPE TRAIN NOW!!!!!

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MISSED BY A ROUND BUT FUCK IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

Time to watch the latest Reem episode

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

So...

Does Brock just have no heart? Or did the diverticulitis affect him?

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He's a frontrunner, and he's always been a frontrunner

He’s great when he gets on top of you, but not great coming from behind.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Did Shane Carwin tell you that?

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by purplehazelett on Dec 31, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Jon Fitch could’ve finished Carwin by that point in the fight. A stiff breeze would’ve knocked him over.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 31, 2011 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Overeem is a mean, mean person

I like him a lot. Nastiest knees on earth to the guy with major abdominal surgery.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Damn. Two wrong. Can’t say I didn’t expect it though.

Bring On JDS vs. Overeem. FUCK YEAH!

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

He just destroyed the rest of Lesnar’s colon

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKER LOLL

by Tats16 on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

55 points

hit my parlay too

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

68, and lost the last three picks.

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by duck on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

JDS vs Reem

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

I was completely, utterly, stupidly, and blatantly wrong.

And Overeem hits really, really hard.

Smart strategy on the knees to the body.

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by duck on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

63

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Overeem looked way more mobile than against Werdum.

Better head movement too.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Does Lesnar even spar during his training camps?

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

He randomly punches trees for lumber companies....

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by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It just seems like he is so unused to engaging in the stand up.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Read somewhere that they don't spar much at DeathClutch...

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by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

wow brock got killed

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Beautiful knees to the body

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Brock barely fought.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

You were fools to think that Brock had a chance in this fight! He can’t take strikers, neither to head nor body. HAH!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

Brock has zero striking.

He is awkward an amateurish against anyone who can strike at all.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

I actually thought his boxing, particularly his jab and distance, looked much better. Overeem is a fucking nightmare for anyone who can’t take him down.

That said, Lesnar just fucked up 5 fight my parlay hard :(.

by Diz D on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Brock was just too worried about getting hit. Again

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

dammit brock didnt even show up

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

79 points

W00t — good stuff.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

wow I got owned on that main card.SAD.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

Yeap

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by warren305 on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The sign failed me...

My heart is break.

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by krcampbell on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

This!

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by SentientAndroid on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

yus

I think JDS’s speed is gonna surprise him.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

The speed that the overhand right hit Cain

with was just unreal. The Reem is legit, but going down.

by rockyman500 on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

JDS is quicker on his feet too

It’s going to be an outrageous fight though.

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Two super powerful strikers

Amazingness is built in to this one

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

YEAH! UBERKNEE FOR THE WIN!! FUCK BROCK!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

ALISTAIR FUCKING OVEREEM VIA BAS RUTTEN LIVER SHOT

by Ars Nova on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

and of course the less is, that’s what happens when you’re a wrestler with poor stand up that doesn’t go for a take down.

by squaresphere on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

It's funny

Brock never got hurt with the head shots, but the knees to the body were too much. Fight was over because of the body punch when Brock was down, not the millions of shots that were blocked at the arm.

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by SSreporters on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

What a charming motherfucker

Knocks a dude out and smiles like a schoolboy.

by crazybones on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Guys, that wasn't BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!

It was brock lesnar. BROCK would’ve destroyed overeem.

by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Horrible horrible knees, and then that body kick landed flush, delayed reaction from Brock, you actually saw, and heard exactly when it was that he gave up. And The Reem was smart enough to go to the body when Brock covered up, masterful.

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

I give it to Brock he stood up with him for awhile

Ate some decent shots but that was a stupid fucking gameplan

by rscott94 on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

I hope he didn't rupture his surgical scars

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by dajulzta on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Time for Overeem to get that strap. Lol@boos directed towards Lesnar. Back to the WWE?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Whoah..did he just quit?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

oh shit

retirement in the ring

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

He just retired

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Well it was interesting Brock

Enjoy your return to the WWE

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by AwkwardBoner on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Lesnar retires. Can’t say I’m surprised.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

cant hate that call

those body shots definately didnt feel good

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by milk72 on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

C'mon you're better than this

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by sun yue on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

That's very kind of you

I’m inclined to agree, but I’m also drunk, and well.. I’m a childish and petty man, okay?

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And you're Diaz fan, so it's all good

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by sun yue on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep!

I just have to take my chance to gloat, that’s all. Poorly worded or not!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

No

No he is not.

AND NEITHER AM I! K-1/SF/DREAM NEVER DIE!

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ooooh damn

JDS/Overeem is gonna be SICK.

by crazybones on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

wow...lots of people called it...I didn't think it would happen

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Wow, you loser. Eat it.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Oh get the fuck out of here.

Go back to Mania.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The one time I pick Lesnar. But yes Micah your one of the worst here.

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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope you were looking into a mirror when you wrote that.

by Diz D on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

DAMN, Frank Mir gets another break

He doesn’t have to fight Lesnar again.

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by SSreporters on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

He can eat all the strawberries he wants!

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lesnar stuttering and retiring.

Sad, but good on him for knowing when to quit

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Brock went out with class.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

This

He had a great run up to UFC 116.

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Well...can't say I'm surprised.

Classy retirement, good choice.

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by gzl5000 on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Can't we get a real Dos Santos face off?

Junior was down.

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by dribblebib on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Classy from Brock.

Though now I’m sure he only showed up for the paycheck.

by Roa on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Ok, now I'm already anxious for Cigano

MMA is bad for my nerves.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

That's when it's the best though.

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by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t even think it was the surgery, you could actually see Brock’s body ripple with the shock waves from the uberknees, it was crazy.

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

Even though Alistair won this fight, he still loses

Because he has to fight JDS. That’s sort of like the grey clouds that ruin a sunny day.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

really? That should be a great fight!

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I think JDS takes that fight pretty easily.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree on it being easy, but we'll see in time...

JDS could drag him into the championship rounds and wear him out, but either man could get a flash KO early.

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by Snatchl on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Overeem’s defense just isn’t that good. I think that JDS pours it on and slips punches through his guard all night long.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Overeem will KO JDS

Junior has an amazing chin, and he is smart about defending himself when somebody put’s him in bad situations. He circles the cage and fires off defensively. He also has the ability to slip and counter very effectively. And he has some vicious clinch knees of his own.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it will be great for us, but not for Alistair.

JDS is going to feed him knuckle sandwiches for days.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Alistair has the best shot of anyone to beat JDS.

If Reem can bring it into the clinch he can neutralize JDS’s boxing while still maximizing his talents.

by Roa on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not really.

If Brock and Werdum can tag Overeem, JDS certainly can. Overeem’s striking isn’t even on Junior’s level when it comes to MMA.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh. Different type of match-ups. Against JDS, Overeem doesn’t have to worry about the takedown. It’s going to be straight-up stand-up.

by someguy22 on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Except his straight up stand up(in mma) is pretty mediocre

When he fought Rogers he got tagged. When he fought Werdum, he got tagged constantly. If JDS tags him, it will be a violent KO.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The Megareem is legit #3 now?

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by Kefka on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

2?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

No no no

I heard he only fought cans and totally sucked and was overrated when he was outside the UFC.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Heard? Were you babysitting again?

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Lesnar retirement was definitely on the cards.

Ended up with 82 points. Come at me bro.

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by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

63 points. I know it’s average but whatever.

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by IRodC on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

el capitanos

do we email our teams score to jdh or whats the sitch?

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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

This was one big marketing ploy for Brock to put over the reem!!!

See Roth was right to put up all those wwe clips this week because that was a page right out of McMahons play book…

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by RECE ROCK on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Like I said since the fight was booked

Lesnar never really recovered from the disease and was just in there to put the Reem over and get a paycheck.

by Rob Young on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

So notes for JDS, don’t let Reem push you agaist the fence, KNEES will be coming. That being said, I think JDS can do the in and out boxing that Brock was trying to do.

by squaresphere on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

JDS vs Reem

I cannot fucking wait for that.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

That is an amazing heavyweight matchup

Super stoked!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

YEAH

By far the two best strikers in the HW division, in an epic mega fight for the title. I’ve been wanting that fight for some time now.. stoked!

by Horselover Fat on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I really hope this helped make Reem a star.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

He's got the perfect set-up

A fight with Brock followed by a fight for the HW title.

If he wins he should be a great draw

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Too bad JDS is going to ravage him violently.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I gotta think so too

But even then, should be great for JDS, he’s coming off the heels of a KO on FOX paired with Reem who retired Brock. A strong supporting cast could make for big numbers.

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Reem is just too strong and too skilled.

If he got the clinch, the fight would end soon after.

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by TheFilt on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh...oh god

THE SIGN. WHAT HAVE I DONE. THIS CANNOT STAND.

SEPPUKU. IT IS THE ONLY WAY. FAREWELL BLOODIED ELBOWS

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by krcampbell on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Where was it?

I never saw it and I had a sad…

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by Chris Hall on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

But..but..think about Alistair vs JDS

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Hate to see him go out like that he looked alright in the stand up game still a little tight. Damn…..

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REEM!

Fuck the haters!!

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by frosty31 on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

I can’t wait for the next installment of The Reem.

by hoyada wass on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

BTW

I broke 70, bitches.

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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

I barely broke 70, Nate saved me

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by sun yue on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

time to get ready for DREAM

by Curtis2012 on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

not gonna happen

lesnar is still under contract with the UFC

by tha dude on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude you know how much $$ he made them??? Those guys are probably gonna let him do whatever he wants with in a year from now.

& remember Brock had a contract with wwe next thing u know he’s playing football & wrestling in Japan… $$ & good lawyers can make anything happen.

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by RECE ROCK on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

55 really is not bad at all.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Next reem episode is tonight too niceeeee

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via twitter

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Just heard that the new episode will be online in a few hours. So check out thereem.com for episode 9

Didn’t give an exact time.

by milliondollardreams on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think

JDS is thick enough to take more than two of those knees.

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by TheFilt on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

4?

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by Kefka on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Every time they land

it literally seems like someone could die.

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by TheFilt on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

So 4 would be too much then.

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by Kefka on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I think 4 is perfect

He’d be done, but with no serious damage(hopefully).

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by TheFilt on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, just to brag a bit. People kept saying that Cerrone was going to beatdown Diaz. I said when has Diaz ever been beatdown. Even Rory Mac who ragdolled him couldn’t stop him.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

I also intend to wander over to the brag fanpost in a bit

I think Cerrone does best when guys wilt to his barrage, and the Diaz boys don’t wilt to shit.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think wilt is in their vocabulary.

by discoandherpes on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

well to be fair

there are a lot of things that aren’t in their vocabulary…

I keed. I love those guys.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

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BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs

by Dave Strummer on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think Donald was sick or anything, but when someone is constantly throwing punches(and landing) at your faces, there’s not much you can do.

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

remember when randy retired while still under contract?

and he thought that meant he could do whatever he wanted? how’d that work out for him? brock won’t be in the WWE anytime soon. if he does anything in a ring, it’ll be the UFCs until the time limit on his contract expires. get a clue.

by tha dude on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

Wasn't this the last fight on his contract?

And I highly doubt that Lesnar goes back to pro wrestling anytime soon. He has way too much money to put his body through that kind of punishment again.

by Warbreezy on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

it could be.

i like to jump in head-first

by tha dude on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Punishment? What punishment?

Who says Brock has to go back to a full time schedule like all the other wrestlers?

Most likely he would come back for one or two big money guest appearances like The Rock does every now and then, with maybe one actual match, if any at all.

by Jabroni on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I love the fact that Bas Rutten is trending on Twitter after the liver kick.

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

How can you tell?

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Dec 31, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

neato

I am free because I choose to be so-Me

by Kefka on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

rogan should have let Brock hold the mic himself

and talk for longer, seems like he was getting pretty emotional

Now I've switched signature to this one.

by the guy with the big nose on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Brock fought like a fool

Never went for the shot properly even after tasting bitter Uberknees

Was rooting for Reem but bet on Brock

by Cunny on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

Oh...oh god

THE SIGN. WHAT HAVE I DONE. THIS CANNOT STAND.

SEPPUKU. IT IS THE ONLY WAY. FAREWELL BLOODIED ELBOWS

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by krcampbell on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wow horrible last three fights as for as BECW is concerned

by Afrotikiman on Dec 31, 2011 12:36 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Was everyone really picking Lesnar?

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I do not know if everyone did but I did unfortunately as well as Fitch and cerreone…. :-/

by Afrotikiman on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Right there with you

68 points with three fights left, then…

68 points with zero fights left.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
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We're gonna win, you know. Stats lie.

by duck on Dec 31, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I just want to say that Nam Phan cost me 700 bucks.

Fuck you Nam Phan.

I had a 4 fight parlay…

Phan
Gustaffson
Diaz
Hendricks

"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro

by sklart on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST reply actions  

Ahahaha!
Thank’s for running with it, even if not in the way I was expecting.

by juanchoD on Dec 31, 2011 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

My prediction was kinda off

instead,Sagat won by Tiger Knee, destroying Zangief’s body

by Curtis2012 on Dec 31, 2011 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

I dont see JDS getting up either after taking knees like that

Hello Ace

by New_User on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 AM EST reply actions  

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