I'm choosing to forgo the absurdity that transpired with this recent Miguel Torres debacle, only because it's the Holiday season. I'm feeling happy, and thankful, and festive. I don't really feel like grinding through a 1,200 word column about why Dana White needs to go the way of the dodo. It would seem just as reactionary and inflammatory as Dana. So, I wont. Instead, I'm going to hand out MMA Awards for what was quite an eventful 365 days for mixed martial arts (to say the least). This will be stretched into two parts, so you can read each one during separate bowel movements. Thank me later.
I put more thought into the "Most Inexplicable MMA Story" than the KO's, which are more subjective anyway. But, as always, enjoy.