FanPost

What If I Told You?


What if i told you...

That Anderson Silva was alright...but he's no Michael Bisping?

...That 8/12=80%?

...That 2 MMA legends would stage the greatest fight ever-which Farthammer would miss for a babysitting gig?

What if I told you that J.O.E. would beat Shane Carwin, and that 99% of BE posters think Arianny Celeste and Gina Carano are only 1% hot?

...That SC Michaelson was abducted by aliens midsummer, or that a respected BE staffer could be made to disappear for making fun of a sensitive-ass reporter in a fancy suit?

What if I told you that part 1 of a brilliant 'Tournament of Bad' Fanpost, about MMA's greatest 'Knocked-out' artists, would be written, only to have part 2 delayed longer than 'Chinese Democracy?'

...That Melvin Guillard and Jon Jones could never, ever, under any circumstances, be faded?

What if I told you 'LET'S MUTHERFUKERS!!!?'

What if I told you that a wonderful years' worth of an amazing website could change the way you think about MMA?

Happy Holidays everyone. It's been a blast. Thanks for all of your time, energy, thoughts, and bullshit this year. Have a fun and safe holiday season and remember-if Frank Mir has hold of one of your appendages, JUST FUCKING TAP ALREADY!!!


\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Bloody Elbow

You must be a member of Bloody Elbow to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bloody Elbow. You should read them.

Join Bloody Elbow

You must be a member of Bloody Elbow to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bloody Elbow. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_5349_tracker