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Junie Browning Gives Full Account of Phuket Brawl

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Junie Browning has been in the MMA news for a week now after his involvement in a brawl in Phuket. The initial report accused him of beating up a woman earlier in the day then then getting in a brawl in a bar and a second brawl in the hospital.

Browning now gave his full account of the story to the Phuket Gazette. It's lengthy but a lot of it is important to get an overall layout of the situation.

Junie's description of the brawl:

I could tell from the moment he stepped in front of me, he was looking for a fight. At this point, it just involved me and Simon, my girlfriend was standing next to us. In only a few seconds, my girlfriend was thrown across the street and I had been hit from behind in the back of the head by a glass beer bottle.

I stood up looking for my attacker and found myself surrounded by a mob of people. It was no longer a man on man "bar brawl" but a fight for my survival. I was trying to defend myself in the street when at some point I fell back to the ground.

They [dragged] me back into the bar where they pummeled me with punches and kicks. It was me against everyone. For a second time I received a massive blow over the head with a thick glass mug that split my head open and made me fall to the floor.

I curled up in the fetal position, submissive, and I continued to be kicked and hit. My arms up covering my face I felt a slice to my forearm and another stab to my neck.

A Thai girl had a knife and was attacking my head with it. I must have lost consciousness from blood loss because the next thing I knew, my girlfriend had sprawled her body on top of mine to protect me from any more blows. She was screaming that it was "enough" and that the fight was over.

Browning says he had to be revived twice in the ambulance and was taken to the hospital where the next part of the story and the "fight in the hospital took place." That and the tale of Junie going into hiding after the jump...

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Once at the hospital:

They began to assess my wounds and stitch up the three large gashes on my head. Without any consideration to my safety or the events that had just occurred, they placed both Menzies accompanied by MJ Castro, and the man who had attacked me with a mug, in the beds right beside me.

Needless to say, I became furious and again words were exchanged. As it escalated a second time into a physical fight, MJ attempted to intervene and was struck in the rumble. Security and Patong Police arrived and restrained all parties. I was taken into the waiting lobby on a stretcher in handcuffs in front of numerous people to finish giving me medical attention.

Now, to interject for a moment here. This is one of the inconsistencies in Browning's story. Not that I don't believe him and I fully believe that the evening was probably an insane blur if his account is true. But earlier in the article, Browning says "All of my attackers remained standing in the bar unharmed" so I'm curious why two of them were suddenly brought to the hospital and placed in beds.

Anyway, continuing:

My intentions were to file a police report in the morning and deal with this in a civil manner. Hours later, my phone began to ring with numerous reliable sources stating that we were not safe and we needed to leave now! They said that local Thais and mafia had a price on my head and were headed to the hospital and both my girlfriend's and my life were at risk.

We were told to trust or talk to no one and to just leave. We are aware that the mafia is a real thing and took this very seriously. We panicked and decided that our best option was to escape in the middle of the night and hope we could make it home.

Our first thought was to get a hold of the police for protection, but were told that it was corrupt and that they would be of no assistance. My girlfriend pulled out my IV and jumped a fence to find a taxi to come pick me up.

Browning ends his explanation by saying that they've been on the run from the attackers and the mafia, attempting to get the assistance from the US Embassy while still suffering badly from his injuries. It's a wild tale and at this point all you can hope is that, regardless of who started what, Browning is able to get medical help and the involvement of the Embassy to ensure safe and fair handling of the situation.

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How did Junie’s attackers end up in the hospital? He doesn’t mention fighting back.
Something tells me his side of the story has a few holes in it too…Perhaps he’s having some temporary amnesia from the blows he took. Hope he doesn’t have brain injury or anything too serious though.

by beerdo on Dec 19, 2011 12:07 PM EST reply actions  

They coulda broke their hands punching him or got cut breaking glass over his head. Only thing I can think of.

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by ANance on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

his original story he posted on facebook

said that he had broken a few orbitals and jaws in the fight, so thats obviously hospital worthy. Im not sure why he doesnt mention this in the follow up story, maybe he wants to appear more like an innocent victim here.

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by El Pablo Diablo on Dec 19, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been to Thailand a few times and the people there are the nicest, most polite and passive you’ll find but if you put your hands on one of them, they will bust your head in. Let’s see… the respectable Thai people or the well known idiot Junie Browning… who’s version of the story do i believe….. hmmmm

by billium on Dec 19, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

there are crazy assholes

in EVERY country and EVERY culture. Just like not every American is a dumbass like Browning, not every Thai is gracious and respectful. There are two sides to every story and we will never know what truly happened because we weren’t there.

by flashlight cop on Dec 19, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Barroom brawls are very un-thai. when you out clubbing and an incident like this starts, you’ll invariably find westerners (not just americans) at ground zero. being a westerner you just shake your head at how embarrassing some of our brethren idiots can act, especially when alcohol is in the mix. the thai people are very passive in response and will try way beyond what a westerner would ever think of doing to make things right. that is until you get physical with one of them and then all bets are off.
factor in that this in junie browning and then draw your own conclusions. and he’s compounding his stupidity by blaming everyone else. didn’t he pick a fight at a hospital and punch a nurse a few months back? hmmmm what’s the common denominator here?

by billium on Dec 21, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I’d love to hear the other side of the story. Guarantee he’s conveniently forgetting an important detail.

by Kid Kimura on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think ‘he started it, she started it’ should really matter here. He was beaten and stabbed by who knows how many people, anything he did or said prior definitely isn’t deserving of such action.

by MaximumWatermelon on Dec 19, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What if what he did occured prior to him being at the bar?

There’s obviously a lot of details missing but this is Junie Browning we’re talking about.

C’mon son.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Dec 19, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah we’re definitely not getting the full story. But i’ve seen a lot of accounts of guys getting ganged up and stomped on, and usually the things that trigger them aren’t even significant reasons. I don’t think that Junie is innocent, but i doubt what ever the reason they attacked him is good enough.

by MaximumWatermelon on Dec 19, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy shit. I’ve heard similar, albeit less extreme, stories from Westerners who had visited Thailand.

http://articles.cnn.com/2010-08-17/world/thailand.kickboxing.killer_1_phuket-chalong-bar-brawl?_s=PM:WORLD

Case in point, you DON’T fuck around in Thailand.

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by andrew861 on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

South East Asia has been ruined by American trash

thinking it’s the new wild west where anything goes.

by UncleMax on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's a wildly simplistic view.

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by POW on Dec 19, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you been to the major tourist centers?

by UncleMax on Dec 19, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

And I’m sure there’s plenty of that around. But it’s not as though that part of the world was exactly thriving prior to US tourism ruining it. You want to see American trash ruin a perfectly good chunk of the world? See Las Vegas.

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by POW on Dec 19, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And

and Junie is nothing if not American trash

by billium on Dec 19, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

… How would he not be able to get embassy assistance, I don’t understand this. If he has internet access he can easily find the location/number and get immediate help as soon as he contacts the USDoS or an embassy rep there…

It’s possible that the embassy would take him into protective custody until details are worked out but at least he’d receive medical care, legal help, and protection…

Very very confused on how he hasn’t gotten his ass to the embassy there…

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If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

exactly

If a group of guys assault you with bottles in a bar, leading to you being repeatedly stabbed out on the street, before being told the Thai Mafia are looking to kill you and you’ve got nothing wrong, you get yourself to the Embassy fucking ASAP and they will, one way or another, make sure you’re safe for the foreseeable future i’m pretty sure.

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by NE188 on Dec 19, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

done nothing wrong*

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Dec 19, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Next headline:

Junie Browning starts brawl in U.S. embassy, knocks out U.S. Ambassador to Thailand.

"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
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The most classless fan in college football since 1984.

by Avap on Dec 19, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

In a related story: Marine Guards forced to shoot crazed U.S. civilian.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Marine Guards forced to shoot crazed U.S. Civilian UFC Cage Fighter.

Fixed that headline for you.

by castleeb on Dec 19, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Marine Guards forced to shoot crazed homosexual skinhead terrorist UFC Cage Fighter Champion

Keep it rollin’.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Dec 19, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

“Up next on the O’Reilly factor: Is the cage fighting crazy turning American youth into international terrorists? We think so and here’s why”.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

craze* not crazy… but meh, either or.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh god yes, I think we have a winner.

by castleeb on Dec 19, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you work in the war on drugs and the Economic Crisis in there, you know, for SEO

by castleeb on Dec 19, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't he have some pending charges in the US?

That may explain why he’s not eager to come back here.

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by POW on Dec 19, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

stark contrast

To the “Broken jaws” tale Junie told on Facebook not longer after this story originally broke. So first of all he was assaulted but he’s sure he did some proper damage in return and now all of a sudden he’s cowering helpless in the street as his girlfriend pleads with his attackers to stop? Clearly, the truth is somewhere inbetween and the pictures show he’s been hit with something pretty severe, but if the above was the case, surely you just contact the US Embassy IMMEDIATLY?!

"Honestly, I've got nothing against Josh Koscheck personally........but the guy's just a dickhead"-Paul Daley

by NE188 on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

I just dont buy any of the crap this guy spews out of his mouth. His accounts of the story are constantly changing which is the first sign of a liar. Obviously the fight didnt start because he was being a kind upstanding citizen. The guy is one of the biggest j offs on the planet and now he is scared because his mouth got him in a situation where is may end up dead. Feel bad for anyone in this type of situation but I dont buy anything hes trying to sell. None the less hope he gets out alive he doesnt deserve death.

by nsiegel on Dec 19, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

As a law student I can tell that this account has been pretty heavily… “lawyered”.

"I don't care, hit him with your groin!"

by 3PA on Dec 19, 2011 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

I don't get it. Why doesn't he just CALL the embassy?

At the rate things are going, it would not surprise me to come to BE in a day, maybe two (or sooner) and find out Junie’s died, killed by this or that. And in a couple of years from now, we will get news that Lionsgate is producing a movie under the premise of a cage fighter going through a living hell after some kind of misunderstanding with the Thai mob.

Jeez, Browning, CALL the fucking embassy.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

Somebody call the whaambassy!

"I'm not the best, but I'm capable of achieving the impossible" - Anderson Silva

by dancingChicken on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he can have the Whaambulance come pick him up and take him to McDonalds for a Tear Burger and some French Cries.

"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza

The most classless fan in college football since 1984.

by Avap on Dec 19, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

have any of you read the article?

he has contacted the embassy…

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

“attempting to get the assistance from the US Embassy while still suffering badly from his injuries.”

Is all I read, but the link was blocked at work.

If he has contacted the embassy then he should be in their custody now… no reason not to be.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless

the embassy is run by the Thai Mafia! DUH DUH DUUUUUHHHHH!

"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza

The most classless fan in college football since 1984.

by Avap on Dec 19, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mind = Blown

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Or rather…

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

poor Unabomberman

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by The Lethal Haze on Dec 19, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

While in Hatyai, we contacted the US Embassy, still afraid to tell anyone of our location. We did not want to flee the situation, but needed to confide in people we could trust.

We were told not to use our phones or internet to avoid any chance of the wrong people discovering our location. I was contacted by a friend from the United States who had previously lived in Bangkok and was able to arrange transport from friends of his with protection to the US Embassy.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, so he is in U.S. custody then I assume.

Thanks for copy pasting that.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t sound like a crazed fan at all.

by castleeb on Dec 19, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not about irrelevant fighters who have never done anything to warrant this kind of publicity =/

Am I crazy that I would much rather read about the Top 10 Bantamweight prospects for 2012 than read through all this garbage about somebody who will never sniff any kind of success in the world of MMA?

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by crazedfan on Dec 19, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you’re not crazy. Though it is odd that you’d waste your time on this if you truly don’t care.

"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza

The most classless fan in college football since 1984.

by Avap on Dec 19, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I just come in here to post ‘Whatever’ every time I see another Junie Browning article.

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by crazedfan on Dec 19, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So that’s where I know you from!

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The most classless fan in college football since 1984.

by Avap on Dec 19, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I loves to troll! X)

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by crazedfan on Dec 19, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Thailand is pretty civilised.

If you pick a fight bad things will happen. That’ll happen anywhere.

I wish guy’s like Junie would take a trip down here to Africa.

by UncleMax on Dec 19, 2011 12:52 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty sure Junie could go just about anywhere in Africa and get stabbed. He’d find a way.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dude would parachute into the skylight of a knife factory and then take to facebook blaming the guys who built it for his injuries

They kidnapped him, strapped that parachute onto him, took him in their plane and tossed him out in the airspace above the knife factory, your honor.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Dec 19, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember

Junie saying that he crushed eye sockets etc of his attackers during the fight. Wasn’t that in one of the prior posts on this?

Notions of chance and fate are the preoccupation of men engaged in rash undertakings.

by TheWorldForRansom on Dec 19, 2011 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

yep sounds about right

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 19, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats why they call it bangkok not bangkunt

by nsiegel on Dec 19, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Junie’s story is one I will take with caution thats for sure but this story also kind of sounds alot like what happend to Faber in Bali

by Shocbomb on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah. Normally I wouldn't believe him but this situation happened to Urijiah Faber. I feel bad for Junie. Yes he's bi-polar and has crazy mental issues but he may wind up getting hurt worse or even killed by the time this is all over with.

He already was stabbed these people are playing for keeps. It’s easy to make fun of the dude and I will continue to when he’s not on the run trying not to get killed by crazy mobs.

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by Papercut Elbow on Dec 19, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget that he pulled this same shit when he was on the run in his homestate, too.

Went on twitter or something and blamed it everyone but himself. Then it turns out he’s not so innocent.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Dec 19, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want him dead either

Just gone, forever. Into the obelisk!!!!

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

by menckenstein on Dec 19, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

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by Papercut Elbow on Dec 19, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

All this reminds of a terrible terrible song a friend of mine loves.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Dec 19, 2011 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

Never imagined musical theater was popular in MMA circles. You live and you learn…

by PlutoCps on Dec 19, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That is NOT a terrible song!

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

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by KatGirl on Dec 19, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Your right.

Its terrible terrible. A single terrible does not do it justice.

I cant express how bad it is.

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Dec 19, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That song is awesome!

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

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by KatGirl on Dec 19, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s split the difference and agree that the sung parts are good and the rapping awful.

by PlutoCps on Dec 19, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t like the name Junie.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 19, 2011 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Aw, Phuket! I believe Junie!

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by pud333 on Dec 19, 2011 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

It must be nice to be an optimist =/.

-AboveThisFire

The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino

If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall

I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Junie may not be a poular guy but i hope he gets out ok, fuckin thai scumbags, i honestly despise little weakling that use groups and gang mentality to act tough, fuckin pussies

by dana_whitebelt on Dec 19, 2011 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

oh and im aiming my remark at a very small group of thai’s involved in the altercation for those of you that like to twist statements

by dana_whitebelt on Dec 19, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like you’ve never been to Thailand

by Benicio on Dec 20, 2011 2:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey jerkoff

I’m from aus. My friend went to US Midwest and a gang of guys did this same stuff to him. Same stuff can happen anywhere. I don’t go around saying “American scumbag pussies”.

by Arca MMA on Dec 20, 2011 8:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

In all honesty

It sounds like he got in an argument with done drunk Aussies, a fight broke out, and he might have hit some uninvolved Thais who retaliated in kind

by Arca MMA on Dec 20, 2011 8:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Revived twice in the ambulance…lol.

Hit straight, hit hard, lift heavy.

by Doomrider on Dec 19, 2011 3:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

awesome way to promote the US! This is all that people around the world know. Why isn’t there a rule to deny those people the right to leave the country?

by MrDloo on Dec 19, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Junie

To dispell some previous comments about what the US State Dept or Embassy can or cannot do:

As a tourist, as I’m guessing was on his visa, he has no immunity or protection from local laws. Sounds bad, but if they want to lock him up, the only thing the Thai gov’t has to do is notify the US Embassy/Consulate that they have an American in custody. It’s called Diplomatic/Consular Notification. He can’t say, “I’m an American” and walk away without recourse.

On a side note, based on the way Mr. Browning conducted himself on his Ultimate Fighter season, I would surmise that there is more to this story than his take on the events. Not ever happy to see someone hurt in an attack or any kind of scrap outside the ring/octagon. If Mr. Browning is going to get beaten up, I would rather see it in the cage, vice ER photos.

by ekweise on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

When I was in the military...

I used to dread pulling into a port that didn’t have an armed forces agreement with the US. We’d always have kids getting crazy (and BELIEVE ME…the idea that US service members can just tear up a town and not get punished by their command is not accurate at all) but if we were in a locations that the US didn’t have a treaty with, military members could get locked up just like anyone else. Then when you finally get out, the US navy would go after you for being UA.

Still could never understand how people could act like such asses visiting a new country.

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Dec 19, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Big problem is some young soldiers think they own the frickin place when they’re in port. Coz they’re trained in fighting, etc, they think they’re bulletproof, then add that they think uncle sam’s got their back

by Arca MMA on Dec 20, 2011 8:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I've seen the whole truth

His girlfriend singlehandedly stopped the fight, pulled out his IV, and then hopped a fence to catch him a taxi. Ride or die bitch, no?

WAIT. JUNIE BROWNING = JB = JASON BOURNE!!!

A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov

by mollcutpurse on Dec 19, 2011 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

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