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BE Civil War Season 2: Registration, Captain Sign Up and General Info



What up mutherfukers!! If I know one thing, it's that an inordinate amount of you drive vans with phonetician blinds in the windows. If I know another thing, it's that you sick bastards are fanatical about your MMA. If I told you that I offered a way to make MMA even better, is that something you might be interested in? Mmmm? Hmmm? That's what I thought. For those of you that don't know, the BE Civil War is a team MMA predictions game. You have to pick the winner, round and method (T/KO, Sub,Unanimous Dec., Split Dec.) for every fight on the next 10 UFC cards. You also have an obligation to talk shit in the live threads. And to not make "arrow in the knee" jokes. I don't need to sell this, as most of you probably saw some of the epic live threads this War produced last season as well as feel the allure of gently placing your sac on the forehead of a vanquished foe through competition. So, here's how to join:

  • If you're not already a member, you'll have to go to http://www.mmaplayground.com/ and register. Pick the same username as your BE screename, or as close as you can get to it.
  • Once you've registered, click on the "Join a Fight Camp" option, and search for "BE Civil War" (http://www.mmaplayground.com/camp.aspx?Display=MessageBoard). Send a request to join and I'll accept it. If you are not in the camp by 3:00 pm on Thursday, Dec. 22 (this Thurs.), YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE DRAFT.
  • If you are already a member of the BloodyElbow.com camp, you must leave the camp and join the BE Civil War camp. If you have a particular aversion to leaving the main camp, send me an email at jackietreehornstrampoline at g mail and we can discuss it.
  • Only leave a comment in this thread saying you want to play AFTER you've registered on Playground and sent a request to the camp. Words are wind, as are declarations of interest without a corresponding PG registration.
  • Only join if you're ready, willing and able to pick every event. I can't stress this enough. If you have any doubt as to your ability to to do this, whether as a result of a crazy schedule, inability to focus on something for that long, new baby, arrest, alien abduction, love affair with a transgendered Malaysian nympho or what-have-you, I don't give a shit. You won't be fucking yourself over in an act of inexplicable self destruction. No- you'll be sadistically, selfishly and scumbaggedly fucking over your teammates and the captain who demonstrated faith in you by picking your sorry, good for nothing, hairy ass. There's way more shame in committing and then not coming through than the inverse. There is no out this time- even if you miss picks, you will be kept in the contest. Your 0 score may count towards your team's total, and you will be stuck with pissed off teammates and the shame of Abu Ghraib on your shoulders.
  • Number of teams, size and structure are going to be dependent on the amount of people that sign up, but I'm leaning towards 11 or 12 man teams, with either the top 10 or 11 scores being counted or each captain being responsible to set lineups prior to each event. No matter what, if someone scores a zero, for the following week they will have to be in the lineup or their score will be counted regardless of being in the top 10 or not. If we do lineups, and someone in the lineup scores 0, it WILL count towards his teams total. I'm hoping that personal responsibility will be a greater motivator than the deterrent of expulsion.

Captains:

  • If you're interested in becoming a captain for season 2, please leave a comment in this thread with "Captain" in the subject line.
  • Only those who played all the way through Season 1 are eligible to be captains.
  • If you were a captain last season, feel free to volunteer again, but preference will be given to first timers (outside of zakkree who's in on account of my dirty gangster, Bellator-esque Champions clause).

Please feel free to leave any questions or concerns in the thread.

The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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please rec this post so that it doesn’t get swept away in an ocean of retarded sexuality. Can anyone name the movie?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 2:53 AM EST reply actions  

..

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

How

In the fuck toend all fucks do i leave teh be camp *& join theCIIIIIVILLLLL WAAAARRRR camp?

by Noahwob on Dec 17, 2011 3:58 AM EST reply actions  

Hey Gugabe...

I got like, 8 requests to join the camp from you and either the amount of requests screwed something up, or I was able to get an invite out to you and didn’t notice. Please check your PG account ASAP to see if you have an invite to the camp in your mailbox. Thanks!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright

I’ve left home and I’m wandering through the woods to the Civil War camp.

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Dec 17, 2011 4:07 AM EST reply actions  

invite sent

ready for your 2nd tour???

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah

It’s gonna be the SHIT!

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Dec 17, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll have to think about this season. I know you will all be hurt to lose an all-pro picker like me, but it has begun to harm my enjoyment of the fights. When you’re rooting for josh koscheck to ko matt hughes in round one, there’s something wrong with you.

"UFC is so gay, pride is awesome!"

by Hendo_One-Shot on Dec 17, 2011 7:13 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

aw man...

who’s gonna class this place up the way that you did?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, Hughes is an asshole and Kos is just a dumbass. And Kos made me $10 on that fight so w/e.

I'd rather be trollin'.

by thirdparty on Dec 17, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously.

Did Hughes attain Nog status while I was sleeping?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2!

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take Kos over Hughes. Now picking Mir and Schaub over Big Nog

Diaz over Gomi, and rooting for guys to lay and pray – there’s a conflict of interest.

LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1

by sun yue on Dec 17, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But rooting for guys to lay and praymtoa decision beats having no stake in it, and watching anyway...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 18, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

and also rooting for Brandon Vera

and screaming “Nooooooooooooooo” when he was about to get finished…twice.

by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

CAPTAIN

Don’t check to see if I played the whole previous season, JUST MAKE ME CAPTAIN. 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… DO IT. MAKE ME CAPTAIN. 3… 2… 1… DO IT NOW.

The wise man has something to say; the foolish man has to say something.

by PistonHyundai on Dec 17, 2011 8:01 AM EST reply actions  

ok Dwight....

you’re reliable and there doesn’t seem to be too many volunteers, so I’ll put your name in the hat.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

So captains get a hat?

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll wear that hat all the way to Valhalla

The wise man has something to say; the foolish man has to say something.

by PistonHyundai on Dec 17, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Captain (ish)

Request send. I’m willing to be captain if you don’t have enough but only as a last resort

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 17, 2011 8:21 AM EST reply actions  

thanks....

I think?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck it

I wanna be a captain

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 17, 2011 1:15 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

atta boy

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Captain-ish also

Would be interested, but if 10+ others sign up, I’ll happily let them jump the queue.

Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!

by wonderfulspam on Dec 17, 2011 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

I'm in again.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 17, 2011 9:12 AM EST reply actions  

Captain

Got a feeling there’s going to be too many young bucks this season for me to be a captain, but I’d sure as hell like to redeem myself after last season.

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 17, 2011 9:13 AM EST reply actions  

Definitely wasted like 20 minutes trying to find the camp

and here it is in the comments

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 17, 2011 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

What if Nick Thomas tries to re-annex us?

Is it gonna be like Inception? A civil war in a civil war?

by crazybones on Dec 17, 2011 9:26 AM EST reply actions  

Don't forget your beyblade totem!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 17, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Just a suggestion

Since the winners from last season aren’t being kept together how about they each become a captain

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 17, 2011 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

I've already told them that they have captain spots if they want 'em.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Capitano.

Only if I get to win though, I was on BAU. I deserve this.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 17, 2011 9:28 AM EST reply actions  

I’m in, request sent.

Proud to be the second pick of the draft for the K1 Level Predictions Team
Expert practitioner of the question mark pick

by StevenGiles on Dec 17, 2011 9:55 AM EST reply actions  

and invite sent back, good sir

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

In like Flynn

I’m from the powerhouse known as K-1 Level Predictions suckkaaaa

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by cmons on Dec 17, 2011 9:56 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

i am Flynn

and i’d also like in..

ye Gods that sounds lame.

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by Tom Flynn on Dec 17, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

how on earth did you defeat the MCP?!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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K1 Level Predictions Team 2011 BE Cilvil War Champions!
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by Snatchl on Dec 17, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent and stuff.

by Empty Thoughts on Dec 17, 2011 10:37 AM EST reply actions  

received and invite sent....go to PG and join when you have a sec

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

REPORTING

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 10:53 AM EST reply actions  

Slightly interested in being a captain

But, life for the next few months will probably handicap my leadership abilities. Maybe next season…

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

If you need a last resort though, I’m your guy

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

That's the kind of passion we need!

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I can still put in the effort if needed

But I can assure you all that I’d be better suited at another time.

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

accepted and invite sent out

welcome back.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok I feel retarded for not being able to figure this out on my own...

But I give up. How do I leave the BloodyElbow.com camp?

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team. Be on the lookout for season 2's sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

I was just about to pose the same question. I’ve found my current camp, and the link to the new camp. But how do I actually leave the first one, and send a request to the new? Plz help our stupid asses.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 17, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Figured it out, here we go.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Go to My fight Camp. Down the bottom it should say leaves this camp. Then go to the camp directory page and search for be civil war

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Noob in for glorious soviet camp-joinage.

by Gugabe on Dec 17, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

congrats...

on being the first rookie to join…This means that you get to be at the front of the Human Centipede during hellnight. Welcome aboard!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Invite sent. I’m sure as shit not being a capt tho.

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

How long until you can get rid of that awful sig/avatar?

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

141

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Such a bad sig/avatar

I’m going to tease you with it for a really long time.

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

And by that I mean

Any time I remember between now and 141

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Have fun

I’ve taught myself to completely ignore it’s presence

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, you occupy your time with holding all of those championships

Oh, and I rec’d your comment because I know your people hate that.

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 17, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

In, you are!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

There will be no fun!!

This is serious business!

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

no fun for you

cause you’ll be losing all the time. Unless you’re on whatever team I’m on, because winning is always fun!

by Tats16 on Dec 17, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Better hope you're on my team, cuz I don't stop winning.

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

request received and invite sent back.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

request.....

DENIED!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, you shouldn’t joke like that. Think of the children! Getting everyone upset on the shabbat.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 17, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok, Horselover, no need to cry

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

♫Everybody cries, and everybody hurts sometimes♫

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i sent a requestttt

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 17, 2011 11:41 AM EST reply actions  

and it has been accepted!

I sent an invite back….just accept that and you’re all good! Welcome!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent

And to all the potential captains out there. I will have you know that I single handedly caused JTT to come in last place by scoring 12 points on UFC 140. 12 fucking points. I am also very difficult to deal with. It’s all about full disclosure here.

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 17, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah

You’re pretty much terrible on all fronts

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

If you hadn't made any picks

JTT would’ve finished 4th.

Joben – better when he doesn’t try.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 17, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I bring everyone down around me

It’s the only joy I have left in my pathetic life.

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 17, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what you think...

after reading your comments, I feel tremendous about myself!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

As a member of the 4th place team, I thank you. :)

by Empty Thoughts on Dec 18, 2011 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Request sent

slimdigg is my mmaplayground handle

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 17, 2011 11:57 AM EST reply actions  

And so it begins anew....

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

How handy would it be if we had the exact 75 members that finished out last season

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 17, 2011 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Count me in....

Ready to put in another solid, under-the-radar season.

by skeebop on Dec 17, 2011 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

please send the request to join the new camp...

didn’t see yours as of yet.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent.

Missed the new camp part of your post.

by skeebop on Dec 17, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I got ya...

just sent you the invite. Good to have you back!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Accepted.

Ready to spend another season as the BE Civil War top-15 gatekeeper. I’m the Cheick Kongo of this bitch.

by skeebop on Dec 17, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sign me up

my request has been sent

by 19Miles on Dec 17, 2011 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

and accepted

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Invite Accepted, and I’m ready to hang right around the middle of the pack for the next ten events

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

You're very average

"Life isn't Fucking fair! Deal with it." Dad.

by Joben on Dec 17, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I'd rather get average scores with all my picks than be dgonz

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations Chris 804777257859082635545982....

As the first official member of the new camp, you get a gummer from weed granny. A prize, that I think we’d both agree, has nothing average about it.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

in.

"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles

by alicks on Dec 17, 2011 12:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Jeez that was fast!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was refreshing it like a motherfucker. BE Civil War ready!

by mountaineers101 on Dec 17, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL...

you interested in being a cappy? I think you’d be great…

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Lord, no. My interest in things never goes past my own little bubble. My bubble doesn’t not include leading a team unfortunately, no matter how little I have to put into it.

by mountaineers101 on Dec 17, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

so....many....negatives....

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I just woke up. I’m going Diaz on my grammar. Not giving a fuck.

by mountaineers101 on Dec 17, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, lowellthehammer was my captain last year. Do you think I have a good idol to follow in leadership?!

by mountaineers101 on Dec 17, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

ah- no.

he was a train wreck by the end. Though to be fair, I feel like he had some stuff going down in real life, as he’s barely even on here anymore. Whenever I want this War to go away, I’ll just make him commish!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He said he was busy at college, which is fair.

by mountaineers101 on Dec 17, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Et tu, mountain man?

If you want beef then bring the ruckus.

by lowellthehammer on Dec 17, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

HE'S ALIVE!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I SUPPORTED YOU UNTIL THE END CAPTAIN

I WILL HYPE YOU TO THE GRAVE DEAR FRIEND

Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.

Follow me on Twitter @FightRankings

Also on Google+...so, whatever. I don't know. Circle me?

by krcampbell on Dec 20, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What about people's e-mails?

We should have requested those for people signing up.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

One step ahead of ya, brah.

That’ll be the next step- once I have everyone in the camp by the deadline, they’ll have another deadline to provide their emails as a final eligibility requirement for the draft. I just didn’t want to get bogged down in fight camp requests and emails all at once….I may not be a great commish, but one thing that no one can accuse me of is lack of effort- I’ve thought about the nuances of this thing way more than I’d care to admit!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Good shit! You're a fine commish, sir.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Like in a T.I. lip-biting kind of way.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yo-

How do you hyperlink something in your sig?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2!

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I used the comments to make it. Type what you want it to say into the comment box, highlight it, click on the link icon by the picture icon and put in the link. Then copy the html it generates into your sig.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 17, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent.

I may be signed in as “sMendo7.”

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

by Sugel Mendoza on Dec 17, 2011 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

oh, that's you.

Cool, disregard the message I just sent you on PG. Approving your request right now…

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

by Sugel Mendoza on Dec 17, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Watched Drive for the 3rd time last night.

Also, put me in Coach.

"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere."
"Train by day... Joe Rogan Podcast By Night... All Day!"

by Shotokanman on Dec 17, 2011 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

fucking awesome, right!?

you’re doctor jeckyll, yes?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man. Gosling acts the FUCK out of that movie.

The look on his face after he stomps that dudes skull in the elevator? Lookin at that chick all “NNnnnnnngggghhhhh! See how fuckin CRAZY I am? But I love you, baby.

And yes, I am Jekyll.

"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere."
"Train by day... Joe Rogan Podcast By Night... All Day!"

by Shotokanman on Dec 17, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Just Signed up on mmaplayground

LETS GO

Bart Starr: First superbowl at 27
Brett Favre: First superbowl at 27
Aaron Rodgers: first superbowl at 27

by PDG27 on Dec 17, 2011 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

you're in!

welcome aboard

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

invite sent!

K-1 Level Predictions Team
BE Civil War Season 1 Champion!

"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman

by dgonz on Dec 17, 2011 1:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Dropping the team's lowest score

is a fabulous idea.

Can’t wait for season 2

"I think you'll see my style of man beast will definitely come through" - Brad Pickett

by bcpjkell on Dec 17, 2011 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

I like dropping the lowest score

instead of lineups.

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 17, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

cool

yeah, that’s the way I’m leaning right now.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

captain

I know the premise of me being a leader is a bit dubious after the mania thing but i would love to redeem myself. Also i will send a request for the fight camp when i get off work. These private adult movie booths arent gonna mop themselves….

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 1:44 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Awesome!

Captain Hater it is. May I give you a little professional advice? I found that nothing cleans the tough spots quite like your tongue….

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i fastened a couple squeegees to the bottom of my snow boots

I feel like if i dougie for a while they should be immaculate.

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 1:53 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

Damn.

That’s some Billy Mays type ingenuity right there. With a little dash of Ron Popiel.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

...

what is this mania thing?

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He failed us all as a leader.

It was clearly all his fault that we lost, instead of everyone’s awful scores being to blame.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 18, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I see, some old picking game

I thought he had started out there is something horrendous

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 18, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey MDH

Pick me for your team and I won’t take a UBEREEM sign to the weigh ins! :)

Sometimes its best not to try.

by NickaG on Dec 22, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Sending out the Ben Saunders signal

Get your ass in here and play

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 17, 2011 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

look, what you and Ben do on your own time...

is no one’s business but you’re own.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm friends with him on facebook if you really need this.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 17, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You know you want me, baby

Seriously though, req sent.

I'd rather be trollin'.

by thirdparty on Dec 17, 2011 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

invite sent.

glad to have ya!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2!

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I just created my account at playground.

I can’t find the join a fight camp option. Lil help?

‎"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche

by Rutager on Dec 17, 2011 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

Use the link at the top of the thread

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That did not work.

‎"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche

by Rutager on Dec 17, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

what’s your playground username?

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OK got it.

Request sent.What’s the first event we are going to be playing on?

‎"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche

by Rutager on Dec 17, 2011 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

OK so how do I make my picks?

‎"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche

by Rutager on Dec 17, 2011 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

Cool, thanks.

‎"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche

by Rutager on Dec 17, 2011 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

I'm in

request sent, last season looked like a good time

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/94040/jfkfd.gif
'nucks fly together

by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Dec 17, 2011 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I’m in and registered….will now step up like a man and make a fool of myself. Sweet!

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

http://www.couturierillustration.com

by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 17, 2011 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

Any idea when the draft is going to take place?

I’m getting increasingly hooked on the idea of becoming captain but I need to make sure I can make the draft.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 17, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

not sure yet...

sometime next weekend maybe? We’ll schedule it around the availability of the captains, so it shouldn’t be a problem if you want in.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm generally available most of the time

I don’t think I can make it on the 24th, but Sunday/Monday/Tuesday would be fine (as would most other days).

And fuck it, I’m in! Should I fire an e-mail in your direction now or wait until everybody’s signed up?

by wonderfulspam on Dec 17, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

wait until everyone's signed up.

I’ll announce the captains/team sizes, etc. after the deadline.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

it’s down

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lol did we crash MMAPlayground?

The wise man has something to say; the foolish man has to say something.

by PistonHyundai on Dec 17, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

nice

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 3:38 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I hope I'm undrafted

I want to be the Antonio Gates of BE picks.

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 17, 2011 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t want someone to sit on the sideline with plantar fasciitis all season, I’ll pass.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 17, 2011 3:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm in!

Member of the reigning champs, got all my picks in, mediocre scores consistently. In the top 50% (barely) of all who picked

K-1 Level Predictions

by FightingFighting on Dec 17, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

I didn't get your request to join the camp yet...

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 17, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops

Should be there now.

K-1 Level Predictions

by FightingFighting on Dec 17, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

did you try the link at the top of the post?

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I did and there was no way to search for anything. It doesn't matter.

I just sent the request after looking up a random user in the BE Civil War camp

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Dec 17, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent.

Due to my vanishing for the TUF 14 shitkakke, I doubt I’m eligible, but volunteering for captainy goodness anyways.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 17, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Also, lets mutherfukers.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 17, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in.

It’s andy_davis, as last season.

by Andy Davis on Dec 17, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

I disbanded the BE Fight Club.

Civil War is it and there is no other!

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

Also, request to join has been sent

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

I think I sent in my request so weeeee. And Chris Paul is officially a Clipper and pre-season started. Fuck yeah.

LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1

by sun yue on Dec 17, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, I've become very disillusioned with the league after all of the recent bullshit

but I love basketball.

LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1

by sun yue on Dec 17, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate when that happens. It puts fans in a weird spot

Its like when a girl dumps you and then calls you up drunk wanting to get it on 3 weeks later. You don’t want to, but you kinda have to. It is your obligation as a fan of the product

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 17, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I want to

as a fan of the product without other immediate alternatives.

LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1

by sun yue on Dec 17, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

request sent

yoooo

lemme in now bill gates donald trump lemme in now

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by cmons on Dec 17, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Can I play?

I’m not always terrible.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!

by KatGirl on Dec 17, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

I think the only requirement is that you be able to show up once a week to talk shit in the results thread.

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I can handle that.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!

by KatGirl on Dec 17, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

This mean that I have to change my "K-1 Level Predictions team " profile picture thing

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by Fedorable on Dec 17, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Captain

i know i violate Rule #1 but its not my fault _ i was away that weekend. i even made this kitten inspired fanpost about being an alternate

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/9/12/2421278/be-civil-war-i-want-in-as-an-alternate-i-want-mdh-penns-belt

ah well, im happy just to be in it this time

Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor

"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"

by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 17, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Invite sent!

but I have no idea how to get out of the original BE one.

by av1o3 on Dec 17, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

go to "my fight camp"

Scroll all the way down and there will be a button to “leave this fight camp”

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 17, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It says that i’m not in a fight camp even though I never did that. I think. I’m confused.

by av1o3 on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I think MDH has disbanded the BE camp
I disbanded the BE Fight Club.

Civil War is it and there is no other!

“If you say the words “Clint Eastwood” and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." – mountaineers101
by MostDiabolicalHater on Dec 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST reply actions

by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Request sent.

Ready to kick ass and chew gum.

by LYHL on Dec 17, 2011 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

I have some extra gum if you run out

The wise man has something to say; the foolish man has to say something.

by PistonHyundai on Dec 17, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

This game just got a lot less cool.

Because my request to join is in!

"Hi. I don't know you." - me

"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva

by POW on Dec 17, 2011 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Request sent. Ready to roll.

Writer for Blistered Thumbs
Fabricio Werdum is not my father.

by MicahtheCynic on Dec 17, 2011 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

AND I've already got my picks in

So, suck it.

Writer for Blistered Thumbs
Fabricio Werdum is not my father.

by MicahtheCynic on Dec 17, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I sent my request.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!

by KatGirl on Dec 17, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

I'd like to be in again

I missed picks in week 5 last time, in case that excludes me from playing.

Extenuating circumstances that are unlikely to arise again and all that shit.

All these, uh, dealmakers making deals. Ya know, I don't, all I know is I'm ready to fight so, ya know, I'm sorry I didn't make it to the beauty pageant.

by Luke Nelson on Dec 17, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Request Sent

And this time, we’re playing for keeps.

I was dreaming of just you, now my cereal, it is warm.

by Sam Cupitt on Dec 18, 2011 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

I want that puppy.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. - Bette Davis

I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!

by KatGirl on Dec 18, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Request sent

I’m more of a lurker here, but I wanna play. If for no other reason, it’ll help make sense of the comments in the live threads.

Before I studied the art, a punch to me was just like a punch, a kick just like a kick. After I learned the art, a punch was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now that I've understood the art, a punch is just like a punch, a kick just like a kick. -- Bruce Lee

by Bookhouse on Dec 18, 2011 10:22 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I'd change it if I could

It’s the name I use on other sites, and I didn’t even think about it when I signed up here. Maybe I should embrace it and pretend I did it on purpose.

Before I studied the art, a punch to me was just like a punch, a kick just like a kick. After I learned the art, a punch was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now that I've understood the art, a punch is just like a punch, a kick just like a kick. -- Bruce Lee

by Bookhouse on Dec 18, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking, I don’t really have to be captain if there’s enough volunteers for all new ones. Are you going to be a captain again, JDH?

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 18, 2011 11:25 AM EST reply actions  

I don't think so.

There haven’t been many volunteers, so your spot is safe!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 18, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure I sent a request, JDH

Guess I’ll find out soon enough.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 18, 2011 11:36 AM EST reply actions  

Sent mine in yesterday, still nothing.

Fucking people with beards…

"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 18, 2011 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

Whatever helps you pass time, I'm not one to judge.

An annoying Fitch fan. Also, captain of the inaugural BE Civil War champions, the K-1 Level Predictions Team.
BE Civil War Season 2 Sign-ups!

by Zachary Kater on Dec 18, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

runs to shave

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 18, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't play.

You’d split it into 2 beards just to make sure I came after you.

"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.

by IKiIIed007 on Dec 18, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I am one beard split away from Tiki Ghosn Territory

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 18, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

All the requests have been approved and invites sent.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 18, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Gracias, monsieur

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 18, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent

been lurking BE forever, i bet on damn near every event anyway so might as well hone my skills, will be reliable for picks (name is AkDeath on pg).

"My days they are the highway kind, they only come to leave."

by Ak.Death on Dec 18, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Fight camp invite requested

Username is “Some_Guy”; let’s make this happen JDH.

Intrepid.
Why aren't you following me yet? Do it. NOW. Twitter.com/DA_NeilW

by -Neil- on Dec 18, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

nice!

you’re in.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 18, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm in

full-time lurker, but couldn’t pass this up, looks like fun

by Violent Newt on Dec 18, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

I have a question for you

As a full time lurker, what are your thoughts on the comment section and us regular participants?

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 18, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

wonderful

I love it, and all of you. Really.

by Violent Newt on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ROFLMAOOVDADVA no worries my good man. I just hate him a lot, due to his being a total prickliar and whatnot.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 18, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

you are quickly losing you lurker status

:)

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't fade me TC

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 19, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you, I'm the CHAMPION! of fading you.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright, Now we gotta fight!

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

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by Chris Hall on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah It looks like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBc71NdAJHA

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by IRodC on Dec 19, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry man, can we be friends?

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it a coincidence that it says TC in the corner?

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 19, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell no, that’s from a family video.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

FUCK EVERY FUCKING SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKERS

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm lost. LOST. Can't see the "Join Fight Camp" thing.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Done. Finally...I think.

Either way, request is sent.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That top bar with the yellow letters is confusing as fuck and helped me none.

You have to go to info, on the left of the button that reads ‘Accounts’, and then to ‘Fight Camp Directory,’ once inside you have to type ‘BE Civil War’ on the ‘Find Camp’ prompt, then click on the team page, and once there you have to click on the ‘Request Invitation To Join Camp’ bit.

Dunno if this helps you.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I will never be able to look at this gif again without thinking of this comment. It was already funny, but now it is funny plus a ninja star.

by Empty Thoughts on Dec 19, 2011 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only idiot who can't find the "join a fight camp" option?

I see “Fight Camp” and I see an option to declare my desire to be in a fight camp, but I don’t see where I can search for specific fight camps. Someone help a brother out pls.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I wrote about it above, but just below the 'I has a sad' cat.
You have to go to info, on the left of the button that reads ‘Accounts’, and then to ‘Fight Camp Directory,’ once inside you have to type ‘BE Civil War’ on the ‘Find Camp’ prompt, then click on the team page, and once there you have to click on the ‘Request Invitation To Join Camp’ bit.

That homepage has a labyrintine clusterfuck of a design, so let me know if it helps the bit I wrote.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks man

yeah, that site is ass on a stick. I’m not sure if I would have puzzled that out on my own.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It would’ve depended on your

threshold…it took me like forty minutes, or something, to figure that shit out so I guess mine is kinda large (I had to beat that thing!). I’m glad I could help a fellow mutherfuker avoid the egregious time sink of navigating that horrid maze.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The website is designed retardedly

When you go to My Fight Camp thing you should see a big paragraph at the top. Somewhere in that paragraph is a link embedded to a sentence to go to the directory.

by av1o3 on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats!

I on the other hand got invited by ‘Drunk Off Pancakes’ Team. Still haven’t replied, but it kind of scares me that they know nothing about me other than that I’m nicknamed ‘Unabomberman’—it’s like getting asked out on a date by a rapist cyclops.

No BE Civil War for this guy, it seems…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 18, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Turns out I'm in now!

No rapist cyclops for this guy.

Sorry polyphemus, it was real.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

the saddest cyclops in the world.

"Hi. I don't know you." - me

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by POW on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Just followed the link and...oh, dear.

I’m in. Raptor Jesus help us all.

Also, Drunk Off Pancakes Team will have to live without this mutherfuker.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent

I couldn’t go another season of watching other people have fun making horrible picks.

by Scrawl on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

I'm in.

At predicting, he is at a K-1 level, Joe.....
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by Manch1ld on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Im in again yo

if thats gravy..

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by pridedaze09 on Dec 18, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

..

not for captain in general.. i didn’t read the whole title of the post..

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by pridedaze09 on Dec 18, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

CAPTAIN PLEASE

I’ve declared my eligibility for captaincy and have many supporters. I am an average picker, but my hype is fucking phenomenal.

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by krcampbell on Dec 18, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

did the sign arrive yet?

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, not yet!

Hopefully today, I’ll let you know!

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I support you.

Like a brand new jockstrap.

Or, really, since it’s the 21st century, some compression shorts.

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by alicks on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you want me to stick with the chicubs23 account I used for the first season, or use one with a name closer to my username here?

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by Tim Bernier on Dec 19, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

I requested to join with both chicubs23 and Tim_Bernier_23. Whichever you’d like me to use is fine.

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by Tim Bernier on Dec 19, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that I accepted either both, or just chicubs.

Just use the chicubs. Thanks!

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I am in

So prepare to get beaten to aliving death.

GSP IS ME you southern puffs.

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by IRodC on Dec 19, 2011 1:07 AM EST reply actions  

meme. overload!

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

hey man...

what’s your PG name? I didn’t get a request for Fullcircle…

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Same name. I will send it again. I’m a girl by the way.

by Fullcircle on Dec 19, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus...

how fucking presumptuous of me! So sorry! Cool- send it again and I’ll send the invite ASAP.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Captains:

One of your teams needs to be called “We Are Carlos Condit.”

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by MicahtheCynic on Dec 19, 2011 2:41 AM EST reply actions  

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by lanky6 on Dec 19, 2011 2:49 AM EST reply actions  

I have arrived...

I’m in.

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by lanky6 on Dec 19, 2011 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m in.

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GSP doesnt take any chances my ass." TheCode

by DreamingOfFighting on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 AM EST reply actions  

Ze invite-request haz been sent

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by KGNLuc on Dec 19, 2011 7:02 AM EST reply actions  

Captain!

I failed to completely read the first post, but to recap:

Request sent.

Due to my vanishing for the TUF 14 shitkakke, I doubt I’m eligible, but volunteering for captainy goodness anyways.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

Goddamnit blockquotefail

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Request sent.

Due to my vanishing for the TUF 14 shitkakke, I doubt I’m eligible, but volunteering for captainy goodness anyways.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

And you promise to be there through and through, no matter what?

I’m not going to have to dutifully tally your teams score on multiple Sundays, am I?

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I am all over this, man!

I can be relied on. I have a working backup intertube.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

im in therde rdy to play this shit

by Seth Smiley on Dec 19, 2011 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

You may want a new keyboard.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

lol i mistyped some things there but its all good

by Seth Smiley on Jan 2, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

im so in

First time but been waiting for this gotta register though

by benten20 on Dec 19, 2011 12:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

All requests have been answered as of now.

Some of you who have received invites still have not accepted them. Being that you’re not in the camp until you do, please get on it asap. Thanks guys! This season’s gonna be MONSTER.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

DOES THIS MEAN I AM A CAPTAIN!?

kthxbye

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yes-you're a captain.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Now to think of a team name. I’m thinking “TEAM PIE”, but this might require more thought than just using the name of something delicious.

Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.

Follow me on Twitter @FightRankings

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Being an Orioles fan

I’d rather not be reminded of the adorable disaster that was Felix Pie the last few years.

"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King

by duck on Dec 19, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i sign up

And then just wait to get picked? And are the events only numbered or on fox and fx etc.?

by benten20 on Dec 19, 2011 1:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Draft is likely to be in a week's time

We pick all UFC events, including TUF finales, UFC on Fox, etc.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 19, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

sign up and send a request to join BE Civil War camp. I’ll send you an invite from there then you’ll get drafted… we pick every UFC event.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the total list of events for season 2 (season 12 on Playground)

UFC 145
UFC on FX 2 – Flyweight Tournament Semifinals
UFC 144
UFC on Fuel – Ellenberger vs. Sanchez
UFC 143
UFC on FOX 2
UFC on FX 1: Guillard vs. Miller
UFC 142
UFC 141

by wonderfulspam on Dec 19, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

no TUF finale?

SWEET

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno

I kinda liked the clusterfuck that was the TUF 14 finale. Maybe it’s because I did ok.

I’d prefer if the hot bout could only be a maincard fight. Semerzier vs Peralta, Sass vs Johnson and Te Huna vs Romero were strange hot bouts (altho’ the Sass vs Johnson one was sorta cool because it was the old striker vs grappler matchup) whereas Penn vs Diaz was fun even though I got that one horribly wrong.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 19, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm leaning towards eliminating the hot bout altogether.

it should be about picks, and one lucky pick should not count for 2 full score fights. We’ll see- it may end up being more trouble than it’s worth…

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounds like too much work in my opinion.

I was digging the fact that since we were in our own camp now it’d be simpler to tally scores. That’ll just make things all complicated and give more room for human error when counting things up.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

As much as eliminating the hot bout would be awesome

I’ll have to agree with Zach here. Your score should be whatever shows on the website.

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 19, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You should pull a Randleman...

bring some pipes and lay them backstage. Maybe you can bring inthepipes for this purpose.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

inthepipes wants to be a captain

So despite our former status as teammates, we are officially rivals now. I hate him, grrrr. That’s me when I’m seething.

Will you be posting a full list of participants when sign-up is complete? Given the holidays and my UFC 141 trip, I need to get my sabermetric MMA picking analysis out of the way in the event that I’ll be drafting from a mobile device.

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah- I'll post the roster on Thursday.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So when am I drafting my superteam!?

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

By that you mean me, and no one else

RIGHT? RIGHT? My slightly above average scores mixed into my miserable failures has to make you want me most of all!

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 19, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

I did enjoy being teammates with you. And not gonna lie, I’ve started my draft board. You may or may not be on it.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

In case it's not clear to some people, step-by-step...

You, being the person who wants to sign up, requests an invite from the camp. Then JDH sends invite your way. Next time you load playground a pop-up box will say you have a new personal message, in there will be the invitation that you have to accept in order to be on the team.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I am contemplating participation this time around, but my nerves are such a wreck from fantasy football that this might kill me come every Saturday night.

-AboveThisFire

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I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal

by Patrick Tenney on Dec 19, 2011 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

It's totally worth it

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 19, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever team I am on shall be Team Babysitters

At the end of the year we get to nail Elizabeth Shue.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 19, 2011 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

2011 Elizabeth Shue?

Or 1987-1994 Elizabeth Shue?

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

All kinds of Elizabeth Shue are good Elizabeth Shue.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, not all kinds…

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Request to join sent.

And yes this is my first time. Be gentle. ;)

Sometimes its best not to try.

by NickaG on Dec 19, 2011 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

I signed up! took me a bit, their page layout is not very good.

Now I have a reason to care about my virtual bets. I’m 81-48 careerwise on there, but I do make sentimental picks sometimes, which I will not do any more, as this is FUCKING WAR.

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Also is the secondary league going to be in play or just UFC?

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Who knows.

We don’t even know if we’ll even get drafted yet, so…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta rec this shit!

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

what do you mean?

everyone in the camp will be drafted.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

How is that even possible without incurring in nosebleeds??

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Just UFC.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

we will make the pics here?

And I haven’t signed up yet still in Yeshiva

by benten20 on Dec 19, 2011 3:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What’s Yeshiva?

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 19, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds jewish. And if he's there, then it's gotta be a holyday.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it is jewish

It’s basically religious school during the day

by benten20 on Dec 19, 2011 5:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No holyday? Bummer, man.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

playground is a site that facilitated picking contests, so you’ll do your picks over there. You’ll see- once you sign up and take a few minutes to get acclimated you’ll get a feel for it.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck it im in

and i promise to not miss an event again

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"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Dec 19, 2011 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

I'm feeling Surprise Van Ban, personally

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

love this

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

how bout...

Brock
Lesnar’s
Ulitimate
Manly
Pest
Kontrol
In
North Dakota

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by Snatchl on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

i am waiting to decide on team name until picks are done

I cant keep track of who the captains are so far. Who are they?

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY

Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.

Follow me on Twitter @FightRankings

Also on Google+...so, whatever. I don't know. Circle me?

by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

BROCKLESNAR!!!!!!!

All these, uh, dealmakers making deals. Ya know, I don't, all I know is I'm ready to fight so, ya know, I'm sorry I didn't make it to the beauty pageant.

by Luke Nelson on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

MAYBE...

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

BROCKLESNARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Brock still loses.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am. Sorry MDH, I know I was your first rounder.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

................

……………………

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, also.

I AM CAPTAIN

Fight Rankings - I don't know more about MMA than you, but I'll certainly pretend that I do.

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Captains so far:

TC Engel
zakkree
OurBovinePublic
krcampbell
inthepipes
MDH
wonderfulspam
Kaleb (maybe)
piston hyundai (maybe)

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh damn, 80 members already in the fight camp.

Last time I checked it was 46. Good shit.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Me? (Maybe?)

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that's right...

forgot about you too. yup- you’re a captain.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUU

More people need to sign up in this bitch so I can be a captain.

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 19, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

we're at 100 already.

I’m sure you’ll get to do your thang.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

How do I we turn that maybe into a YUS?

The wise man has something to say; the foolish man has to say something.

by PistonHyundai on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I won't be a Captain but

May I suggest the name: “NIK LENTZ’ CARNY WAGON”

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by IRodC on Dec 19, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

Yes!

All you captains, put out your team name ideas, we must decide.

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Dec 19, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

ROCKLESLIE!!!!!

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Follow me on Twitter @FightRankings

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by krcampbell on Dec 19, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ben Saunders’ Scrotum.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

please, no.

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No?

Hahahaha. What about Penis Head Kick?

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no Matt Roth references allowed in the BECW.

/commish’d

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd prefer GSP is WE. More true to the original.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed that whole thing

What is this “GSP is We/Me” thing about?

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by Fedorable on Dec 20, 2011 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/9/14/2424797/nick-diaz-georges-st-pierre-ufc-137#77319947

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

still gold

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 20, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Always will be.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I love Bus Feeders.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Bus Feeders is rock solid

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to place dibs on it in the case PFP doesn't use it.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i respect dibs.

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This is accurate with my vision of what you look like

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Replace that with a 20 year old 6'2" 210 college kid and you're warmer.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What do you guys wear in Britain?

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 20, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 20, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kim Jong very very Ill

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by IRodC on Dec 19, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Kim Jong Nil?

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Untrained Pickers with Reccing Power in Both Hands

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So much win.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 21, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Even CB Dollaway's Face Thinks You're a Douche

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Randy Couture’s Ex-Wives
Jason Reinhardt’s Win Column
The Antonio McKee Fan Club
Twitter Beefcakes
International Northern English Picking Team (INEPT)

by wonderfulspam on Dec 19, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Disciples of Segal

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 19, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Segal or "Seagal"?

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a captain But:

-Phuket Mafia
-Junie Browning’s Great Imploded Life.
-Elizabeth Shue Loves Machida.
-Jon Jones is Sauron.
-Jon Jones is Raptor Jesus.
-Gina’s Mysterious Scar.
-Walking Tragedy of 2012.

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And how could I forgert:

-80% MMA_IntellEgence.

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

*forget*

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

it takes truly intellegent person to create new words

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 20, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Or to dislike ketchup.

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 20, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I am thinking of a few names

BECW Season 2 CHAMPIONS!
The Babysitter’s Club
Don’t Tell Mom Farthammer’s Dead
Mauro Ranallo’s Puns

I am certain I’ll be back with more soon

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Checking On Lyoto

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Outraged Because You Are Outraged.

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

my request is in!

gotta get into season 2 so i can get the terrible taste of season one out of my mouth!

"Thank you Jesus. Please come soon, we're barely holding on"

by bonesthebaptist on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

Whatever happened with your shirt idea?

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 19, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I just sent Ben a reminder email actually

I figure it kinda has to go through his connections to whoever prints his shirts— I’da just thrown this up on cafepress months ago, but since it contains his likeness and was his idea I figure he oughta get paid for it.

That aside I’ve sent him final files (and Snowden actually, out of the blue) but I haven’t heard anything. If this really does just stay in park I’ve thought about at least getting a “freeware” lets MFers shirt of some kind out there and orderable to assuage my guilty conscience over the delay, but I of course really want it to be a killa b joint.

by LBo on Dec 19, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is:

hurricaneheron and brutalbobbyt?

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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 19, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Team Names

Unanimous Split Decision
Team Hellbows
Tap or Snap
Blue Chip Prospects
11 Inch Reach Advantage
Preliminary All Stars
Perennial Contenders
Lower Level Gatekeepers

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 19, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

request sent

will any mma playground corespondence reach me through the email i gave them?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Dec 19, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

u will get a private mail on PG

"If you say the words "Clint Eastwood" and western in a sentence, my pants are magically around my ankles." - mountaineers101

by Earl Montclair on Dec 19, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks.

pretty user-friendly? if im accepted, when are first picks due?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Dec 19, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

A few hours before 141.

But don’t be an ass. Make picks now, then adjust, that way your team doesn’t get screwed if you forget or something.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

can i make picks now

before im even on a team?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely.

Personally, every fight that’s on playground I have picks on for, just in case. I review after the weigh ins. That’s my strategy.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

And you can go back and change them as many times as you like, until a few hours before the event starts.

by Horselover Fat on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You will join a team in the draft in about a week’s time. Picks are to be made before the event is locked on Playground – in the case of UFC 141, you have 10 days, 17 hours and 49 minutes to decide.

There is NO excuse not to get preliminary picks in well before the deadline, though.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 19, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You're team won't effect your picks

Best to have them in early, in case you have an issue closer to fight night

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The draft date hasn't been announced yet,

JDH will organize that with the captains and they’ll do it in the comments of a fanpost like this.

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 20, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

picking now

cant see where to save my picks….‘save’ option somewhere?

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

It saves automatically. If you’re worried, just leave the page and come back, should still be there.

"All man are the same except for their belief in their own selves, regardless of what others may think of them"

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Make sure to double check it

I had two events that I swear it didn’t save part of my picks

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 20, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks man.

i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.

by gspmademegay on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Sooo...

Did team get picked? or are we still waiting for people to sign up? I want to know who my teammates are, so I know who I can dislike/like again.

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by Fedorable on Dec 20, 2011 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

Draft hasn't happened yet

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

Follow me on Twitter @Chris81203

by Chris Hall on Dec 20, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

arite. 2nd season here we come!

by zombie_hobbes on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Request sent.

I look forward to giving this a try! My username is Marc1055.

by MJB! on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.

by Unabomberman on Dec 20, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on board

Preliminary picks are all in the books as well.

"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)

by KGNLuc on Dec 20, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

In anticipation of the draft

I’ve run the numbers on the 70 current Civil War camp members that made picks for at least one Season 11 event.

Some takeaways in case you’re interested:
- crazybones was the only player to score higher than the camp member average on every single season 11 event. Kudos!

- On the other hand, one player managed to score below average on every event.

- JDH was the only player to register a 100+ score (105), but in terms of deviation from the average, kingofthedogs’ UFC 137 score (89) was the best as it was very nearly TWICE as good as the average score (45.34)

Att. Captains: In case you’re too lazy to do the work yourself, the rest of the stats including a complete ranking of all BECW participants (regardless of how many season 11 events they’ve picked) can be obtained for a top 3 overall draft pick or a first round and a second round pick.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 20, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

crazybones getting above average on every event is insane

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 21, 2011 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Team name ideas:

Struve’s reach advantage
Nog’s brittle bones
Kenny Rice’s pronunciation
Bonnar’s championship belt
Hardy’s recent wins
Hands of the Judges

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 20, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

My team shall be called

Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution or DF1NG-TFBS for short.

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

My picks are in.

Am I supposed to make them “shared” to sweeten my prospects in the draft?

"Hi. I don't know you." - me

"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva

by POW on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

That would suck going through all those people's picks ahead of time.

Kaleb would probably do it though. He’s pretty bitter from his clusterfuck of a team last season.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 20, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this got bumped off the front page finally.

Someone figure out how to hack the authoring date!

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 21, 2011 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

Nah.

Next post is Friday.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 21, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I was hoping for 100 participants...

Last time I checked it was at 96, I suppose that’s good enough.

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by Zachary Kater on Dec 21, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

When there were about 80 people signed up on Playground

JDH announced that we’d already broken the 100 barrier.

I presume there’s still at least a handful of participants who have yet to join the camp.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 21, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s go….

by Afrotikiman on Dec 21, 2011 12:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

PATIENCE
If you are not in the camp by 3:00 pm on Thursday, Dec. 22 (this Thurs.), YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE DRAFT.

by Afrotikiman on Dec 21, 2011 9:44 AM PST

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 21, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING BLOCKFAILQUOTE
If you are not in the camp by 3:00 pm on Thursday, Dec. 22 (this Thurs.), YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE DRAFT.
by Afrotikiman on Dec 21, 2011 9:44 AM PST

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 21, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Paging JDH

We need a new thread. Meanwhile, here are the 99 current members of the BECW camp on Playground. If you’ve signed up but don’t see your name here, you need to go to MMA Playground and accept the BECW camp invite.

19miles
AboveThisFire
afrotikiman
AkDeath
alicksB
Andy_Davis
av1o3
bcpjkell
benten20
bodytriangle
bonesthebaptist
Bookhouse
BROCK_LESNAR
brutalbobbyt
chicubs23
chris81203
cmons
crazybones
dgonz
DiazHomiez
dirtyml
doctorjekyll
dribblebib
duck
EmptyThoughts
Farthammer
Fedorable
FightingFighting
fightinghistorian
Fullcircle
gspmademegay
gugabe
haltosis
hardysinyourface
Horselover_Fat
HurricaneHeron
IKilled007
Imaginary_Enemy
inadvertentgroinstrike
inthepipes
IRodC
IvanIllich
jason18
Jeffigatame
Jeremy_Couturier
Joben
JohnDanahersHair
KatGirl
KGNLuc
kingofthedogs
KJ-ZametovStPierre
krcampbell24
kyfm26
lanky6
ludakrish
LukeNelson
luvthehwks
LYHL
Manch1ld
marc1055
memitim
MicahTheCynic
mlzybaby
Montefisto
MostDiabolicalHater
mountaineers101
MrMazz
Nickagisawesome
Noahwob
OurBovinePublic
PDG27
PelvicThrust
pistonhyundai
Pookie_Gnome
POW
RobertCowan
Rutager
Scrawl
sday420
SethSmiley
skeebop
SlimDigg
sMendo7
Snatchl
Some_Guy
SSReporters
SteveevaD
StevenGiles
SunYue
Tats
TCEngel
theworldismine27
TitanFan2K
TomFlynn
trice
Unabomberman
ViolentNewt
wonderfulspam
zakkree

by wonderfulspam on Dec 21, 2011 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

Just because

BECW BECW BECW BECW BECW BECW!!!

"You couldn't tell the difference between the porn I watch and a Mike Tyson highlight reel" - Luke Thomas

by IRodC on Dec 21, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, spam...

also, if anyone’s PG name is different from their BE name, please let us know the difference. If any lurkers are playing, please just drop a comment in the thread to let us know you’re real.

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 21, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

KMcCaig = SlimDigg on PG

BE Civil War Season 1 Champion

by KMcCaig on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

already posted above but MaZZacare=MrMazz

Twitter @MaZZM
http://www.mazzznet.com/

by MaZZacare on Dec 22, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Here you go, JDH

A list of camp members whose names aren’t similar to their SB Nation usernames:

BROCK_LESNAR BROCKLESNAR!!!
brutalbobbyt ?
chicubs23 Tim Bernier
doctorjekyll Shotokanman
HurricaneHeron ?
inadvertentgroinstrike Paulo Filho’s Psychiatrist
kyfm26 ?
luvthehwks ?
marc1055 MJB!
MrMazz MaZZaCare
Nickagisawesome NickaG
SlimDigg KcMcCaig
sMendo7 Sugel Mendoza
Some_Guy -Neil-
tokitok Sweet Scientist

by wonderfulspam on Dec 22, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

kyfm26 is kaleb kelchner, I believe

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yo-

thanks again spammy. Can you please email me your spreadsheet at jackietreehornstrampoline at g mail? I’m not a captain and won’t pass it on- it would just help with my record keeping. Thanks!

If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

Think you're a real man? Sign up for BE Civil War Season 2 by Thursday, 12/22! See you on the battlefield.

by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 23, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm in the camp

why is my name not there?

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No you're not

At least not on the team roster I can see on MMA Playground.

Are you aware that we’ve changed camps since last season?

by wonderfulspam on Dec 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess I only requested an invite before? I’m in now

Head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.

by Stiff Jab on Dec 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Where you getting Abovethisfire from?

Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker

by Our Bovine Public on Dec 23, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Request sent, I’m Subbevil

by Subbevil on Dec 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

I have made my account NOW

But i dont see the option to joint a fighting camp!!!! HELP for a rookie please and tell me how to do i hope i m not late i m on the same name there as here

by szanpan on Dec 22, 2011 5:17 AM EST reply actions  

Welcome

JDH will approve your request and invite you to join – you must then accept the invite on Playground and you’re in!

by wonderfulspam on Dec 22, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm In!

I’ve accepted the invite, and somebody draft me up! You won’t regret it.

by diazhomiez on Dec 22, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

Hey

Buddy

Efigyam

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by cmons on Dec 22, 2011 5:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Has the draft

been completed?

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by cmons on Dec 23, 2011 11:10 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Nope

There’ll be a separate post announcing the time of the draft, I presume.

by wonderfulspam on Dec 23, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

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