After garnering attention for a series of bizarre incidents in recent fights and grappling competitions, UFC middleweight, Rousimar Palhares is now seeing a sports psychologist. His manager, Alex Davis, spoke to MMA Junkie Radio:
"It's a mixture of things. There are a lot of variables. Yes, Rousimar is a very simple person. He comes from a very simple background. He comes from a background that somebody here in the United States would have a very, very hard time understanding. But he does tend to go on automatic a lot, and that's something we are trying to straighten out."
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Don't worry,
I have a sneaking suspicion they’ll find the the psychologist crawling down the hallway with two mangled legs.
by Scott Haber on Dec 12, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
PAUL HARRIS NEVER DIE
these are not boxing gloves in which they are wearing
by Christopher Kelly on Dec 12, 2011 2:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So, tell me about your mother's legs...
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by M.Sphinx on Dec 12, 2011 2:04 PM EST reply actions 46 recs
Most fucking excelent
rec’d
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by hardlyworking on Dec 12, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Logged in just to...
…rec. You win the internet today, Sir.
Excellent
best BE comment of the day!
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by SentientAndroid on Dec 12, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Other blogs do comment-of-the-day
we should implement it here.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 12, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Simple...
Does that mean Forest Gump simple or Simple Jack simple?
by TMadeBurner on Dec 12, 2011 2:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think it leans more towards Lenny from Of Mice and Men.
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I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Dec 12, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
How do you think they make these?

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by POW on Dec 12, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
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by menckenstein on Dec 12, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
i made that comparison a while back,
after seeing the grappling match he had where he slapped his opponent’s neck harder than what was comfortable and then sunk in a kneebar that was held on for a bit longer than necessary. it’s scarier than most people think.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Dec 12, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Never go full hydrant
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by brad23 on Dec 12, 2011 3:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Lynyrd, you take this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSeIcSFZ8PI
Now, let’s all sing along.
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This is not news.
Is anyone surprised?
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Hundreds of professional athletes see sports psychologists. It’s not uncommon. Pretty sure a ton of baseball and football players do. It’s good that Paul Harris is trying to work out some kinks though.
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by Tim Bernier on Dec 12, 2011 2:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Is the practice really that widespread in MMA, though?
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by Unabomberman on Dec 12, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
GSP
often talks about seeing a sports psychologist after the loss to Serra.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Dec 12, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
GSP is just one guy.
Also, Sonnen does it but those are two guys.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 12, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Cerrone is straight!
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by VeeisAnimated on Dec 13, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
surprised? no
happy? absolutely. if anyone needed that shit, it’s this cat right here.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Dec 12, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
This is BS
There ain’t nothing wrong with that there youngin. Plus number 1: if Paul Harris goes normal it’ll suck cause thats his thing, and letter b: what if thats what makes him the fighter he is, a gift and curse
I mean yeah sure it's cool and all now...
until he kills a guy.
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by SentientAndroid on Dec 12, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Something having to do with cattle, from what I can understand...
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by Unabomberman on Dec 12, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Crushing poverty.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 12, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Yup, I saw an interview with him where he talks about being so poor that his family had to steal and eat pig feed from the farm they worked on just to survive. Since more Americans are overweight than not its pretty safe to say most of us can’t identify with that. I actually can’t bring myself to root against him knowing his background even though he has dickishly held on to some subs for to long.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
although I will add that hogs feed must build strong muscles because he’s freakin jacked.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Might it be full of growth hormones? I don’t know much about raising pigs in any country but there are a lot of hormones used in modern farming…
I'm gonna kinda miss the angry mother bear hugs after fights
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 12, 2011 2:25 PM EST reply actions
While crazy Paul Harris is far more entertaining
As a fan, I’m all for him getting his head right(er). As long as he’ll still shred Chael’s knees someday.
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I bet he just hears yhe screams of all the poor fighters whose legs he mangled when he tries to sleep at night
Tryin to make the demons go away
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by dbcb on Dec 12, 2011 2:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I have a problem with them or anyone calling him "simple".
by malo on Dec 12, 2011 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"Unstable" is a much better word.
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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Dec 12, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
coming from Paulo Filho’s psychiatrist, i’ll approve of this comment.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Dec 12, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Simplicity evokes elegance, in many instances.
I’ve got no problem either.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 12, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I think they mean “simple” as in a simple lifestyle and background as opposed to our “complex” wealthy lifestyle.
But maybe they are referring to him as retarded ..which is either brave or dumb
by troyd on Dec 12, 2011 4:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
These head movies make my eyes rain

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Dec 12, 2011 2:40 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Is it too early to call Tropic Thunder a comedy classic?
by discoandherpes on Dec 12, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I think it has slight cult status, even though it was technically a big blockbuster.
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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 13, 2011 5:44 AM EST up reply actions
you never go full automatic!
They're coming to get you Barbara
by gxc on Dec 12, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
what the hell do you mean..
you people?
by chillnnsht on Dec 12, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ah Mr. Paul Harris come right in. This shouldn't take long, probably just one session.
So tell me what you se here:

“Torn ACL”
…ok and here

“Torn MCL and ACL”
ok this might take two sessions…
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
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by DayGeaux on Dec 12, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
These are so easy.
First one’s a lepprechaun getting KO’d by an upkick.
Second one’s a bloodstain on the canvas.
/perfectly sane
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I think ur dead on with the first, but the second has to be Bowser.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
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by DayGeaux on Dec 12, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
I see Bowser.
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by SentientAndroid on Dec 13, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
The top one looks like the earth, redrawn after a nuclear shootout.
The bottom one looks like the skull of the humanoid species that deceived the human race into nuclear war.
The Machiavellian.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 12, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
To me
the second one looks like Bellossom doing a handstand on the feet of a divebombing Moltres.
Yes, I’m that much of a nerd.
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