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UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida Results and Post-Fight Analysis

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UFC 140 saw Jon Jones in his first true test as a champion with Lyoto Machida putting on a very good challenge. In the end, Jones wised up and got away from playing a distance striking game that played into Machida's strengths and got inside. Once it was an in close battle in the clinch and ground, it was all Jones.

The first round saw Machida use movement and his trademark elusiveness to avoid the punches and kicks of Jones. Machida won the opening frame through defense and landing his own flurries that did appear to hurt Jones a little bit.

Jones did what great champions do though and stopped doing what wasn't working. He got a takedown and it was only one or two elbows before Machida had a very bad cut opened on his forehead. The doctors allowed the fight to continue, but it didn't matter. A left hand by Jones hurt Machida and then Jones locked up a standing guillotine choke that put Lyoto Machida to sleep.

Let's run down some of the highlights of the evening:

  • Jon Jones in 2011 beat Ryan Bader, won the title from Mauricio Rua and defended against Quinton Jackson and Lyoto Machida. While some will argue for Shogun's 2005 year, Jones just completed the best year I've ever seen in MMA. I may not be crazy for his personality, but I'm no dummy. That guy is an absolute force of nature.
  • Frank Mir broke the everloving hell out of Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira's arm in a pretty crazy fight. Nogueira was busting Mir up with punches, first working off the jab, then landing a hard right that dropped Mir. Nogueira was punching Mir trying to get the finish and then decided to go for a guillotine which Mir escaped and eventually turned into a kimura. Nogueira refused to tap which resulted in his arm breaking. It was a nasty, nasty moment that keeps Mir in the title hunt.
  • Nogueira/Mir was another good example of why you never, ever, ever abandon position to go for a submission, especially on a very good submission fighter. Mir was much more likely to get finished by punches than that choke.
  • Just a reminder, trending on Twitter is meaningless. Old movies on cable TV trend on twitter all the time. Lamont Peterson was trending for his HBO fight with Amir Khan with Jon Jones was trending. It's got no deep meaning and it's time to stop celebrating every time something MMA related pops up. It should be expected, not celebrated.
  • Tito Ortiz looked pretty decent letting his hands go against Antonio Rogerio Nogueira, but his body couldn't stand up to the attack of Lil' Nog. A knee to the body hurt and dropped him and then Nogueira keyed in on the other side of Tito's body, hitting the same exact spot over and over with punches and elbows until the referee was forced to stop it.
  • Tito says he wants to fight one more time (the last on his contract) and have that be it for his career. As much fun as it can be to make fun of Tito for some of the things he has said over his career, the guy has had a pretty spectacular near 15 year run.
  • I thought Claude Patrick pretty clearly defeated Brian Ebersole, given that he had the better offense throughout the fight. But being pushed up against the cage and taken down is still death on most scorecards even if the other guy isn't doing a lot. That being said, I don't think Patrick made a clear enough case for me to get upset over a robbery, and if there was home cooking at all it would have been in the other direction.
  • Mark Hominick came out with a sloppy right hand and lost because of it. The idea of Chan Sung Jung winning in under ten seconds seemed absurd coming in, but that's MMA for you.
  • I still think Jung vs. Jose Aldo is a good idea. The fans have taken a big liking to Jung and they generally don't care about the featherweights yet. I think this is a time for fan friendly fights more than stuff like Aldo vs. Mendes, which is certain box office death.

More after the jump

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  • Krzysztof Soszynski was expected to run through Igor Pokrajac, instead he got punched in the head. A lot. Pokrajac looks downright scary at times against guys who have bad defense, unfortunately he can't fight K-Sos every time out.
  • Speaking of guys who looked scary, Constantinos Philippou absolutely trucked Jared Hamman. Hamman has a good chin. But against a guy who hits as hard as Costa, a good chin just delays the inevitable it you allow it to get touched repeatedly.
  • Dennis Hallman ran through John Makdessi in a way that had people saying that Hallman being 2.5 pounds over had no impact on the fight. That seems to ignore the physical toll that having to cut two and a half more pounds might have had on his body. So it's good to see Hallman suggest that it's basically a wash rather than a huge win given his weight problems.
  • Walel Watson and Yves Jabouin fought and it was...not particularly memorable. I had it for Watson, but like Claude Patrick, he didn't make a clear enough statement for me to get upset.
  • There is nothing as funny to me as Nik Lentz complaining that he got screwed by judges that valued top position to much. You're Nik Lentz!
  • I don't know that I feel like Jake Hecht is special, but those elbows that dropped Rich Attonito were something else.
  • John Cholish is a real fighter who is going to give people trouble. The scramble at the end of his fight with Mitch Clarke that led to him taking Clarke's back and landing punches to force the stoppage was beautiful.

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This card was one of the best PPVs of the year

Just below UFC 134 for me on Patrick/Ebersole alone.

Too bad this card probably did not draw well in the buyrate.

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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Rarely have I been so happy to green a comment

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I heard

Mir by submission. HELLO

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Dec 10, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, Brock by pounding.

All Brock has to do is Goliath him to the ground, and the Gorilla him once in there.

Mir doesn’t have the chin for this.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

One can only hope

I hate Mir

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Dec 11, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Mr. Santos... ...sometimes.

Other times he’s extra douchy.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

People really sleep on Mir, but there aren’t many people I’d put above him at heavyweight

by jammin.. on Dec 10, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Well

Carwin, Brock, Junior Dos Santos, Frank Mir, Daniel Cormier, The Rock

by cager on Dec 10, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Barnett vs Mir would be fun.

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes please

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by Worldisart on Dec 11, 2011 1:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The people's champ fights at LHW

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

For a few seconds, then he doesn't that much of it, really.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

You seem to agree with my point, as there are some but not many above Mir

by jammin.. on Dec 11, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

You put Fank Mir above Fank Mir

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

wtf

My phone wasn’t registering R’s

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I love Jon jones

I am almighty JigglyPuff

by JigglyPuff on Dec 10, 2011 11:53 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Korean Zombie vs Aldo

Mismatch? Maybe, but sign me up.

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by sun yue on Dec 10, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

I would expect the Poirier/Koch winner to be next

but with two decisive victories I think he’s right after them. And I think he has a bigger name than either of them. I wouldn’t mind seeing him take on the winner of Hioki/Palaszewski for the next title shot.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Well according to GSP-fight logic

Aldo just got exposed by the korean zombie.

by Quick Ben on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

I was thinking the same thing. Now someone has to finish K-flo just for funsies, and I’m a huge Kenny fan

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by sitnam90 on Dec 11, 2011 2:37 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

KZ was ranked 38th going into this fight

It is crazy to put him directly into a title fight

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course, I'd rather see Poirier/Koch followed by KZ/Hioki/Palaszewski.

But I wouldn’t mind seeing KZ getting hotshotted into a title fight when, like Bret said, it’d be a fan-friendly fight to get people interested in the FWs.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm mad at Nog

for going for that submission. He had the fight and he made a huge mistake.

Card was a lot of fun though..Jones is a beast and was nice to see Lil Nog get a win after his 100th wrestler in a row.

by Tats16 on Dec 10, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

Even though Shogun's coming off a loss

Lil Nog/Shogun II. Make it happen!

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by sun yue on Dec 10, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it, but

I like Rampage vs Lil Nog even more. Or wait a month and give the winner of Vladdy vs Gustafsson Lil Nog so the Janitor can finish the trilogy if he wins. If.

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I suggested Lil Nog/Gustaffson

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Lil Nog vs Vlad/Gustaffson makes the most sense

but ehhhh

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe his mum is not doing so well?

She was the reason he moved his camp to Holland.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

is anyone else press conference stream terrible? its not even watchable for me

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, brutal.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Any one know what the rumbings are about the 141 main event change

He knows the guy with the bandage on his ass is going no were. Were you going fucking no were

by Elstriko on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

apparently its bs

We’ll see. Im not sure how long Mir’s athletic suspension will be after getting hit a lot

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Josh Gross
White denies Overeem is off the Lesnar card. But Alistair is on Mon.‘s NSAC agenda. I’ve heard possibly in connection w/ prefight drug test

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, shiiiiiit.....

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Alistair is a big dumbass if he gets popped.

He gets surely dropped.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd expect so, as much as it sucks.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm shocked

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

Dude should’ve stuck to testosterone like the big boys do instead of horses from who knows where.

Also, how douchy are we that are already assuming the worst?

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna assume he popped for being Kryptonian and absorbing rays from our yellow sun.

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Pass the tinfoil hat, bub. Let's make it two.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Man

Isn’t his mom really sick? And he had to move his camp back to Holland recently because of that and other reasons? I mean, I’m not going to automatically assume roids, even if that’s what’s circulating now.

by Neil Manich on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Gross also tweeted this:

http://boxing.nv.gov/Agenda/12-12-11AG.pdf

I see nothing other than for overeem on the agenda except requesting his license?

by nastyem on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

minus ‘other than’

by nastyem on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

3. Approval of the minutes of the meeting of November 16, 2011, for possible action.

Shit sounds ominous to me. Even if it turns out to be inocuous.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That means they may do something about it, as opposed to just talking about it.

by Phildo on Dec 11, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not outlandish by any means

I mean, well, look at the guy…

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Richard Wade is watching you now

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Bad memories...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

That's all I'm saying

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey

I thought it was as good a use as there is for sarcasm.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d really be heartbroken if this fight was canceled.

by KyroJudo on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

woops. sharing gear with ryan braun

by nastyem on Dec 11, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

If this is just a standard license application gross needs to apologize and out wherever he “heard” it was in connection with a prefight drug test.

by Phildo on Dec 11, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Hendo makes his play for the title shot against Bones:
Congrats to [Jon Jones] — great win. Hey [Dana White] I’d like to see if his chin is as good as he thinks & I’m ready to go.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

to sleep...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

@Hendo

You are fucking insane

-Dana White

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Insane is what you need."

That should be his reply.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

2011 is Jones' year. What an incredible, incredible year for him. But I still hate him.

I love watching him fight, but it’s like he does everything in his power for me to dislike him. Maybe it’s not him, maybe it’s me… but I’m pretty sure it’s him.

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by pud333 on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

that shit when the fight starts and he comes crawling in pretty much epitomizes why i hate him.

by nastyem on Dec 11, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Why?

How does that offend you? Were you attacked by monkies as a child? People really stretch for this crap.

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

How does that offend you? Were you attacked by monkies as a child? People really stretch for this crap.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I knew that misinterpretation was coming

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

B/c the gif is SO serious.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

no

I’ve come to know your snark and take nothing you say seriously.

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You wound me.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

It's what I do

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Fucking monkies, you can't trust them fuckers.

Monkeys on the other hand, they’re cool.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that really the proper way to pluralize that?

It didn’t look right when I typed it out

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I thought you did it on purpose...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Does it mean something else?

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That you know it would appear racist but that it was so obviously wrong that everyone would know it SO wasn't?

Seriously, that’s what went through my mind.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Wut?

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You know, because *monkies* aren't real?

Yeah…
.
.
.
Let’s pretend this didn’t happen. You are a racist and I am morally outraged.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I will use this to shame you in the future

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:38 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s incredible. He also finished every single one, and the best anyone did against him was Machida in the first.

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by pud333 on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Im a huge Shogun fan but Jones’ 2011 is better than Shogun’s 2005. Scary thing is that this wont be the end of it.

by vivero on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s definitely him.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 12:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

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Joe Silva seems to have told Dana something that has rattled him a bit. Seeing people around him mouth, “wow.”

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by MSEMCEE on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

I hope Nog keeps his arm...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Something tells me there aren’t many chances that second thing ends well.

by KyroJudo on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuuuuck

and double fuuck Balrog for throwing down $80,000 on Pokrajac, so close to first place.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

That is a gigantic win

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by Snatchl on Dec 11, 2011 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

"It's been over four ours but I'm not calling a doctor.

I’m going for a world record."

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, the fight wasn't even on four hours ago, This disturbs me.

Dude is his boss. That ain’t right.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

“Dana, did you know that there are other euphamisms than the word ‘fuck’?”

“WOWWWW”

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

All analysis on a Jones fight

should be disregard moving forward. Jones will win. Period.

Our only hope is one dude who can get “lucky”. Calling Hollywood.

by vivero on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

Good lord...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

You clearly never learn.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I said Jones will win. Period.

by vivero on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Jokes. He has to learn how they werk.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

fuckin jokes, how do they work?

by jammin.. on Dec 11, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think any of the old guard will beat him. It’s the next generation that will challenge him. Davis, Gustafsson, Mousasi. I’m looking forward to all three of their next fights to see where they are at.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:01 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Not even close?

:(

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Let’s see how Davis does against Rashad. I think he will match up very well against Jones.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Nope.

Wrestling-wise? Sure; but everywhere else is a clean sweep for Bones.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Wrestling and jits. He also has length and tremendous agility. He has been out for so long that I can’t tell where his stand up is at today. That’s why I’m looking forward to see him against Rashad. It should give us a good indication. Also looking forward to see if Mousasi has improved his TDD when he faces OSP. With Mousasi it seems like he has been around forever but he is younger than Davis and still can improve his game. He’s so strong in other areas that if he can improve his wrestling he can be a force against anyone. They are all “what ifs” right now but they are young and talented enough to elevate their game whereas the old guard (Forrest, Page, Shogun, Hendo, Lil Nog, etc) are what they are and that is not going to be enough to get by Jones.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I dunno.

Mousasi may now be feeling a burnout given how early he started so I don’t see him moving to Jones’s level at this point; and as for Phil, I can give the benefit of the doubt (barely) given that the last two times he fought he did so with late notice and, I guess, once injured but I’m really not hot on that kool-aid—if you nail this thing, remind me later to give you some well deserved props for calling it.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, don’t worry I will :). I would love to see what Mousasi does if he is called up to the UFC. I think that would alter his focus from taking kickboxing matches on NYE and tapping guys like O’Brien in seconds. He is so friggin talented from his striking, judo, submission skills, etc. He needs to adapt to North American MMA, something Fedor hasn’t been able to do, but he is a lot younger. We’ll see. Get back to me after his OSP fight.
If Phil shows up and puts a whooping on Rashad then his match against Jones will reach epic proportions. I think he has the raw talent to do it, I’m not sure about his team.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

guess I must be missing something about Davis. He impressed against total cans for the most part, and his match against Lil Nog didn’t strike me as that great, and I even thought that Nog got kind of robbed maybe.

He certainly has potential, but I don’t think he’s anywhere close to challenging Bones at all. But we’ll learn a lot from the Rashad fight. I think Rashad destroys Davis.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Gustafsson is not a can. He is one of the LHW’s of the next gen. And Davis finished him. I see it as no lesser victory as someone like Bader. He is imminently talented and shares many of Jones’ strengths. He is a real threat.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 2:36 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

NO Gustafsson isn’t a can, but wasn’t he really inexperienced when he fought Davis? I just never put a lot into it.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The next generation in general is inexperienced against top flight competition. Jones has been thrust into the spotlight and has shined. I’m not certain, one way or another, the next gen would have similar success. LHW has always been the UFC’s premier division. Only the fights will tell us where each competitor is at.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 3:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Davis beat Nogueira pretty handily, not sure how you could think Nogueira was robbed.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I should watch it again.

All I remember is Davis getting stuffed and countered, but maybe I wasn’t paying good attention after the 1st round.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The first round was good

But IIRC, Davis handily won the 2nd and 3rd.

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

We will know for sure very soon. I think Phil beats Rashad.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 2:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You're wrong

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s entirely subjective. It’s like saying it will rain on February 13th because the Farmer’s says so. Davis is entirely capable of beating Rashad. That’s why we hav the fights. To see where everyone is at. You saying you’re wrong holds as much weight as a weatherman saying it’s going to rain three years from now on a certain date.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 3:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wrong again.

This is so easy.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 3:39 AM EST up reply actions  

If you’re 11.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 9:39 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That wasn't serious

It was late and when it’s late I tend to find the humour in acting 11.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually it’s 230p and I still find it funny. But I don’t actually think you’re wrong.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If he can get Rashad down reliably, keep him down consistently, and exact punishment while doing it, yes. It’s a lot of if’s for a fairly limited, but still rapidly improving, fighter against such a vet.

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by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Mem

Remember talking a while back about the HW division? I still want to do that article for HKL. You down?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you do any articles without ghost writers?

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I love discussion articles

And nobody has ghost written any of my articles

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m down for anything and I’m in. Remind me. I’m doped up on cold medicine. Tylenol with codeine is a beautiful thing.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 2:02 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I bookmarked where our convo started that night

I’ll link it to you through email, so we can both refresh our memories

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the email you have registered legit?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I dont know. George.Vanbuskik@verizon.net is my regular email.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m getting recipient not found. I’ve got me email public, send me something real quick, and we’ll get this started

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Makes me super constipated. But the dreams are good.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Davis isn’t ready for Bones yet. It would be a great fight if Davis keeps improving.

by discoandherpes on Dec 11, 2011 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s no way Mousasi avoids getting Vera’d if he ever fights Jones

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Mousasi does tremendous damage on the ground, even from his back. I’m not saying he wins today, he doesn’t, but he is young and talented enough to elevate his game that with the right coaching he can be as dangerous as anyone.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:38 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If tonight showed us anything, it’s that the category of ‘everyone’ no longer includes Jon Jones.

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by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Crap, I meant ‘anyone’, but you get my point.

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by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not disagreeing with you. Right now, today, Jones is above everyone out there. But, there are still holes in his game that his physical attributes cover for. A fighter has to adjust his game just for Jones. He’s awesome but his holes are vulnerable to someone who can overcome his physical attributes. No one in the old guard has those attributes but the next wave does. They just have a hell of a lot of catching up to do.

It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.

by memitim on Dec 11, 2011 1:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Go back and watch the Mousasi-King Mo fight

and tell me how Mousasi has any chance of staying upright. And once it’s on the ground, it’s hellbows to the face.Mousasi couldn’t even lock onto one of King Mo’s arms, and he supposedly has a chance against Bones?

Mousasi is a very, very bad option for a Jones fight. It would be a one-side massacre.

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by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ariel:
Dana announces the flyweights are coming on march 3. Kicks off with a 4 man tourney ..

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UNCLE CREEPY VS. MIGHT MOUSE!

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by MSEMCEE on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

snap..

sounds awesome

wish i could watch the damn press conference

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooh

Sounds sexy

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by halitosis on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Gross:
Ian McCall vs Demetrious Johnson and Joe Benavidez vs. Yasuhiro Urushitani in the first UFC flyweight tournament. Awesome @seanshelby

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Essentially, they went Johnson vs. Benavidez for the strap.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty psyched for Jussier “Formiga” da Silva to maybe get a shot at the UFC. I’d love to see him be able to help his family financially.

by ( . Y . ) on Dec 11, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Nogueira refused to tap

He did tap, just as or before the snap happened.

by Scott Haber on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

Nobody's got a gif of that yet?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

ShitFUCK

That pop still freaks me out.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

The complete lack of reaction on the face of Nog as his shoulder pops was what got me.

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by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

well he shouldnt have been surprised

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you sir

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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

as horrifying as this looks

There’s something comical about his face. This picture was taken just as Nog was trying to comprehend what happened.

“Heeeey….wait a minute…..that’s not right….”

by Body Triangle on Dec 11, 2011 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 11, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Off topic, but they just announced the 125 lb division!!!!

March 3rd – 4 man tournament,

Ian McCall vs. Demetrious Johnson
Joseph Benavidez vs. Yasuhiro Urushitani

by jason18 on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

Uy!

I see many Mexicans crowding in there!!!!

And losing ‘cause we’ve got no wrestling…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember watching Joseph Benavidez wrestle against my friends in high school. And usually win.

But in 2002, he lost with four seconds to go in the state championship.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, by that I mean Mexicans from Mexico (not dissing anybody by that, btw).

We’ve got no wrestling programs to speak of but I can see plenty of them giving it a shot based on the inception of some crazy sprawl and brawl.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was going to say something snarky about Benavidez, but changed my mind. More than a few MMA fighters from that era were New Mexico wrestlers; Damacio Page, Diego Sanchez, Joseph Benavidez come to mind.

I think it is going to be a long time until Mexicans embrace MMA. You can still be a god in Mexico if you are a great boxer unlike in the United States.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Don’t get me wrong, there already is regional MMA (MAX FIGHTS, I think), you can look it up if you feel like it; but their wrestling base is, um, rather absent?

Their jitz are doing better, though…a bit.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Not many countries have a huge wrestling base, though, so can’t fault Mexico for that.

Any Mexican-born MMA fighters even near being UFC-caliber?

Besides Alberto del Rio who had a couple of MMA fights! Says Wikipedia. Which is always right.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Efrain Escudero is from Sonora, where I'm from; but he's not a Mexican mainland product perse.

None that I can think of, to be honest.

It’ll be a while before Mexico starts producing top quality MMA fighters, and even longer before they have elite ground credentials.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

cant wait

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I wonder if John Dodson will drop right away or chill at BW for a while

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Antoine Dodson would kick his ass.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

hence the word 'drop'

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Said it in the thread

Hominick is a 145 Kampmann. He looks so good and then does that and then everyone realizes neither one of those two can be a title holder.

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by SSreporters on Dec 11, 2011 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

I'm so happy for Chan

I thought he was going to get blasted.

MMA is funny. Dude goes 5 round war with Jose Aldo and then gets knocked out in 7 seconds vs Korean Zombie

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Just like Jake Shields. Beats Hendo after being dropped, survives a GSP headkick then…loses to Ellenberger? Wtf

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by sitnam90 on Dec 11, 2011 2:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

They're completely different fighters.

And for the record, Kampmann has never swung punches that sloppy or haphazard. He got overwhelmed by Marquardt & Daley, but even then it was never because he gave away the fight by swinging like a bum.

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 11, 2011 2:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the 4 man tourney 1 night?

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by Kefka on Dec 11, 2011 12:56 AM EST reply actions  

Dana wouldn’t do that

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Darn.

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GIF

Machida was badly hurt by that left hand.

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My butt hurts...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Machida is now just a "Rashad" Gif

Dude got tossed away like an old toy

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I know Jones isn't the only one to do this...so its not like im using it

for the “Jones is a douche” card..

but if I had a standing guillotine on a guy and he was out, i’d try and release him gently against the cage so he doesn’t fall like that to the ground. Maybe thats just me though.

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Too late.

Jones is a douche.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

That vid doesn't do the walkaway justice..

Look how Jones drops him and just walks off “Like a Boss”

by Barrelroll on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Machida got Stanky Legged from a choke

Oh the satisfaction just fills my blood with happiness and alcohol.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Stanky armed, you mean.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

This is officially my favorite fight gif of all time

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

This looks like a movie scripted to have an exaggeratedly brutal finish.

My name isn't Todd.

by Tedd Welch on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Ouch...

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

thats fucking gruesome

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Fucking outstanding!

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Jones’ job is to let go when the ref says to let go. Fighter safety is the ref’s responsibility. Maybe you should be sending some of that criticism Big John’s way.

by iddqd on Dec 11, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude is just pissed that Jones is the best fighter in the world right now

No need to respond to hus type

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

He thinks he's in Sherdog.

Let the young cub be.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

MMA Junkie wants their troll back. Looks like you are too busy here though.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh...

Hahaha! Way to prove me wrong, pal.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude I'm honestly not sure what we are debating

I know you will attack for hours so I give up. Whatever we are currently arguing about, you win. You proved me wrong and I will admit defeat. Let’s just move on.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

...

The fuck is a cross curricular song?

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Google told me; I dunno...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds intriguing.

Tell me more.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't. It's Google...

It’s everywhere

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it watching me?

Right now, is it watching me?

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING TELL ME UNABOMBER, I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

If you think Jones held the choke too long

Then yes – you are pissed.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

please quote me where I said that Jones held the choke too long.

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Should he have gently laid him on the mat?

Seriously, why are you even looking at ways to make him look bad?

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not. He did what everyone else does, which is to go alpha male on his defeated opponent.

Which was needless. So? He probably didn’t even think twice, so that’s that.

Why are you so butthurt and take to heart every little observation?

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

My butt is just hurt

No real reason. Sometimes it hurts.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:50 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think I flagged you for that, but I meant to rec. That was funny.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

to be fair to Hendo

you go til the ref stops the fight. Also it was Bisping, cmon!

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

It definitely was brutal

and Hendo does get a pass because its Hendo and it happened to Bisping, but I just can’t feel anything but happiness for that ko, and I’m not even a Bisping hater.

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno what you mean by the last 6 words on that sentence...

My brain can’t comprehend…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

you got that right.

Your beliefs become your reality.

by Hardy's in your face on Dec 11, 2011 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Machida is no Michael Bisping.

by MeSuperiorness on Dec 11, 2011 2:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

t

People are going to bitch no matter what, especially when it comes to jones. If he tried to put him down people would freak that he didn’t let got as soon as the ref told him to.

by Phildo on Dec 11, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

Keeping the choke on is not that uncommong, and letting crumpled foes fall to the ground even less. With all that adrenaline pumping through his veins, it is amazing that these guys stop when they do.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't bitching

Just stating that if I had a guy in a guillotine like that I wouldn’t have dropped him like that.

I’m not mad at him or anything, shit happens its a fight.

by Tats16 on Dec 11, 2011 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

The thing about Jones is, when he’s out in public he’s this nice guy, fairly articulate, religious. He loves Jesus, he smiles nice and big and wears fancy clothes. When he’s in the Octogan, for better or worse, he’s simply Satan.
A lot of people don’t realize this yet, but it’s true. He simply becomes Lucifer, the son of the morning.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:44 AM EST up reply actions  

i think people are plenty capable of thuroughly evil deeds on their own w/o any supernatural assistance. at least he’s not going around giving nut shots.

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by Hardy's in your face on Dec 11, 2011 2:57 AM EST up reply actions  

reply fail to Dooda

Your beliefs become your reality.

by Hardy's in your face on Dec 11, 2011 2:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to be mad about it but I can't.

When a ref stops the fight during a submission you lot go. Jones let go. Sure it looked brutal and maybe there could have been a better alternative but rules say that when the ref says stop fighting you stop fighting, and Jones stopped fighting.

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 3:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I want the other camera angle

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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 11, 2011 3:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Mir's jitz are obviously overrated.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

His arm breakings on the other hand...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I was in a bar and every single time they showed it the entire crowd went “OOOOHHHHH!!!!!” in a mix of revulsion and excitement.

As someone who has had his shoulder dislocate a number of times (and I think that is what happened here) I could barely watch.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 11, 2011 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Y U NO GNP???

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I may not be crazy for his personality, but I’m no dummy

WORD He may be weird but dude murders people gotta respect that

and FLYWEIGHTS

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by MaZZacare on Dec 11, 2011 1:12 AM EST reply actions  

Great night of fights

People slept on the Korean Zombie… Korean Zombie vs Koch/Porier for #1 contender

As much as I dislike Mir… That was a great ground battle and Mir looked good besides being rocked

Jon Jones is a beast I cant see anyone beating that guy antime soon

Flyweights!!!! Palmer to Playboy!!!!

by rscott94 on Dec 11, 2011 1:23 AM EST reply actions  

I'd far prefer Koch/Poirer for #1 Contender

And then Hioki/Bart winner vs. KZ for #2 Contender.

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by T.C. Engel on Dec 11, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought Jon Jones was pretty damn humble in the post-fight interview with Rogan. I’d be willing to bet that a year from now the guy will be a favorite among newer fans. He came off really well in an interview I saw on ESPN the other day. I get the “he’s fake” stuff some people say about him, but I really think he’s turning out to be a decent, mature guy.

by ( . Y . ) on Dec 11, 2011 1:33 AM EST reply actions  

“Hamman’s got an amazing chin. He could be called the American Zombie.”

“Nogueira’s jiu-jitsu is on a whole ‘nother level from Frank Mir’s.”

Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg need to watch out. With Trigg-like statements such as that they’re going to get someone killed.

by vile(nt)green on Dec 11, 2011 1:46 AM EST reply actions  

Or maimed...

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

An NBA update: the Lakers pretty much gave the Mavs Lamar Odom for nothing

and are giving up on Paul. They’re going for Dwight all the way now.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 1:50 AM EST reply actions  

My how the mighty have fallen

Including your early impressive Civil War score

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I bombed this event, but I'm sure most everyone did

and I’m still top 10, albeit at number 10, as of the TUF finale. And I believe I finished #2 on wagers for the season behind Balrog, so I’m kind of like the #2 player in the whole contest since the wagers was the only official individual competition.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Baddest Man On The Planet

not named Anderson Silva

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Pains me, but he may well be the baddest overall.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome? Yes

but the way Silva clowned Forrest is still on another level.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Silva has fun. Jones is too serious.

If Jones began acting goofy like Silva, I’d (almost) embrace him.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

He is a total goof trying to be serious

He said he wants to take his parents on a “magical vacation” and was “at peace with the universe” after visiting Balls Falls. He needs to just embrace his inner goofball.

I enjoy MMA, but I am no Michael Bisping

by Andy Anderson on Dec 11, 2011 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Balls Falls is good times man...

i totally know where he’s coming from.

by jthin on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 AM EST up reply actions  

That is what I'm saying

If you have a naturally cool aura about you then thats great. If you are a goofball, and are comfortable with yourself then roll with it and people will like you. I would love for a total goofball champion. No need to be so serious if you are having fun and doing what you love!

I enjoy MMA, but I am no Michael Bisping

by Andy Anderson on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

he still is a long way away from what Anderson did to Forrest, Irvin, Okami, Vitor and Fryklund

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

B/c Jones doesn't fuck around.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

he should start. Like Broussard said, it would help him out.

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

and that alone means that he has not reached Anderson Silva status, that he might get clowned

but he is well on his way

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

To getting clowned?

Or to reaching AS status…in which case I dunno…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

the second part

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Stop being like that

He is about 1 fight away from AS status. No one has done what Jones has in one year (and in most careers). He is very close to Silva status and he is under 25.

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by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

if he defends his belt damn near 10 times then sure

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:15 AM EST up reply actions  

He only has to defend it two more times. His 4 are bigger than Anderson's 9, by a longshot.

There is no comparison in the level of competition…

I argued for Jon Jones…I think my ass just bled a little…

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

go grab some gauze

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Won't help...

Bastard really is the best fighter in the world.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe he is the second best.

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

HIYO!

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT! IT MADE IT WORSE!!

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:24 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re supposed to put vaseline on after the q-tip. Go try it. It’s best to apply it with just one finger, I hear.

by ( . Y . ) on Dec 11, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

The pussy train will derail him.

The train still has never lost a fight.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:15 AM EST up reply actions  

He's had the most impressive year ever

but when I think Anderson Silva status, I’m thinking crazy shit status like KOing someone with a front kick or clowning guys with his hands down. It’s not just winning and dominating, it’s doing so in a “I have to replay this ten times in a row” like fashion.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I have yet to replay a single Jon Jones fight I own on dvd or tried to find it on the interwebs. I have watched Anderson steal Forrest’s dignity easily 50 times and I have not tired of it at all.

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's my go-to gif for showing lay fans how great MMA can be

that, along with the Showtime kick and the Mckenzie/Mayhem shit just got real gifs.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Not even the Jones-Rua fight?

That was a brutally brilliant display of MMA.

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by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll have to start fighting folk with a huge talent deficit, then.

Just like Anderson has been doing at mw.

Anderson gets away with it b/c he can; give Jones a few years and you’ll see just that ‘cause heavyweight is next and it’s not like the competition will get any better.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe he is fighting folks with a huge talent defecit

scary yes?

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

But he's not seasoned yet.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

that is another scary part

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

“The others take him.”

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Winter is coming

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It's already here.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Jones would fuck the Spider up today

Yeah I said it. It wouldn’t even be close. Maybe Jones needs to fight more guys like Leites, Maia, Cotes and Lutter for him to get your respect.

These top 5 guys he keeps destroying isn’t enough cause he is awkward in interviews.

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's that

I just think it’s a stylistic difference between them.

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

For me, at least...

…he acts weird, but isn’t really weird. Silva is outright eccentric, and I love that, but not everyone can do that. Jones could be a straight killer, and that would be cool, too – the Fedor mystique. But instead, he does things like speak in a British accent and money-crawl at the start of each fight for no real reason, then thanks God for everything. It feels forced to me. Perhaps I’m over-analyzing.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I learned tonight that JC is his biggest fan

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

He likes athletes like that.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

that was hilarious. at least he’s acknowledging that he still has some work to do to win over God the father.

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by Hardy's in your face on Dec 11, 2011 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

He acts exactly like a 24 year old. Probably still trying to figure himself out, especially personality-wise. Fame and success on this level probably ain’t helping.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. I would seriously hate for the whole world to have to deal with 24 year old me

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

24 year old was awesome. 28 year old me is even awesomer.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

23 Year old Me is the most awesomest man ever. Hopefully 28 Year old me kicks Dominick Cruz's butt

Or whoever is holding the 145 belt after Aldo moves to lightweight. I am so amped. The Brain is a beautiful thing and if God wants me to win I will win.

I enjoy MMA, but I am no Michael Bisping

by Andy Anderson on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

You were the MostDiabolicalNihilist!

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

24 year old pdl fucked Scarlett Johansson, posted nude pics of her, and didn't even brag about it.

Until now, of course.

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 3:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Did 24 year old pdl also drop a lot of acid…?

"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."

by AJB on Dec 11, 2011 3:49 AM EST up reply actions  

He drank pints of it.

He also got a girl pregnant and the baby was a medium-rare porterhouse steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.

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by pdl on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm finishing up my 24th year.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

How are you considered legit

With this petty attitude? You need to look at your comment and over-analyze it because it is very sad.

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 2:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, why are you picking fights?

Also, you are nobody to be calling anyone petty.

He just vocalized what a lot of people feel when they see an athletic figure like Jon Jones. It’s been done a million billion times in other sports.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’ll just address all my questions to you from now on since you seem to be everyone’s personal assistant. Seriously, my comment had nothing to do with you and you come flying in like a fucking jerkoff. You are being very petty and picking fights.

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Irvin, Vitor, and Fryklund are all a long way away from the level of the Manhunter’s opponents. Maybe Forrest and Okami too.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Jones has a serious mean streak.

like, scary mean

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

He becomes Satan

When he enters the Octogan, and I’m not saying that as a metaphor for just a bad dude with wicked skills. He loves Jesus outside of the Octogan, but inside…

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:52 AM EST up reply actions  

This will become meme.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Machida's my favorite LHW, but dammit that picture is amazing

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He should get together with Arlovski. Throw a sleepover party.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Ill bring the smores!

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Rashad must look at the close-up picture I posted farter above & smile.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 2:03 AM EST up reply actions  

he sings Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone" to it

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s gonna have a lot of shots like these at the end of his career. Hell, he’s got good set already.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Dec 11, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess Steven Seagal didn’t have any tips on how to avoid a standing guillotine.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

"Make movies."

But Lyoto would rather have a glass of warm piss than talk to him that day.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:19 AM EST up reply actions  

“Use a knife.”
“But Steven we cant…”
“WHEN I WAS IN UNDER SIEGE I USED A KNIFE.”
“YES SENSEI…”

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by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 3:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Somebody wanna throw a "Like a Boss" on that?

The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!

by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Like A Baws!

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Antoni Hardonk is so thankful he tapped when he did

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah. the nation will collectively barf when he breaks someone

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by Earl Montclair on Dec 11, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

One thing I noticed is that Jones respected Machida’s striking more than anyone he has fought so far; he kept his hands up high the entire fight, something I can’t really remember him doing before (maybe Rampage?).

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:07 AM EST reply actions  

He's learning, that's what he's doing.

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by Unabomberman on Dec 11, 2011 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Need another data point, let’s see if he does it in his next fight.

I honestly dont’ remember if his hands were up around his ears in the Rampage fight.

by fbihop on Dec 11, 2011 2:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Highlight of the night : The Korean zombie walking out to zombie

"UFC is so gay, pride is awesome!"

by Hendo_One-Shot on Dec 11, 2011 2:40 AM EST reply actions  

Redemption

for the way Cole Escovedo abused it

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by sun yue on Dec 11, 2011 2:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought he walked out to that before, or maybe i thought it was Cole too hmm

It's just a world, it's just a life.

by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone knew that Machida didn’t have the tools to take Jones. Hendo however, with his clinch and H bomb, Jones doesn’t stand a chance. Trust me, Jones doesn’t have what it takes to deal with that kind of power. I’ve already over-analyzed and deluded myself about this one.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:55 AM EST reply actions  

At least you’re aware of the fact that you’re delusional

"UFC is so gay, pride is awesome!"

by Hendo_One-Shot on Dec 11, 2011 2:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Watch when that fight comes up, people will probably forget Jones Machida and the other 6 elites that Jones destroyed and claim that Hendo has a shot is going to take this because of his greco Roman pedigree.
Maybe not, but I couldn’t believe how many people thought Machida had a chance.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:59 AM EST up reply actions  

hendo vs jones just screams sub.

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by Hendo_One-Shot on Dec 11, 2011 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Machida showed in round 1 he did

From the moment this fight was announced, I thought this could be the opponent that beats him. And for 5 minutes, he was on his way.

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by duck on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

When Jones got Machida to the ground I knew it was over. I was surprised when Machida got up, but you could see the demoralization on him afterwards. The power had shifted.

DId anyone think that Rogan was overstating it when he said that Machida had Jones in Real trouble? I mean, yeah he connected with maybe two kicks that had no wind up (not a lot of power). I just didn’t feel like Machida had Jones in much trouble at all.

Maybe more accurate to say that it was the first clean connection.

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by Dooda on Dec 11, 2011 2:58 AM EST reply actions  

Big, but the riddle has been solved

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by DirtyML on Dec 11, 2011 3:07 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Nog's Arm:

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 AM EST reply actions  

Is that a break in the upper part of his arm?

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by Chris Hall on Dec 11, 2011 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

very impressed by this card.

Korean Zombie really suprised me, and Hominick seems to have forgot himself and it costed him.

I think Patrick was robbed, and I like Ebersole a lot

I feel Tito’s body has failed him. With all his injuries and fights, I think he should retire next fight. He is a good businessman, far better then many athletes. Lil Nog looked real good however, I’d like to see Lil Nog/Bonnar

I’m happy to see Mir win. It’s funny how Big Nog makes amazing comeback, everyone loves it. Mir does so and everyone gets upset.

Machida’s standing really made me second guess Jones’ dominance. Then Jones boss’d him.

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by sitnam90 on Dec 11, 2011 3:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

This was Hominick's first fight without Thompkins. Couldn't have been easy.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

Really sad for that whole team, much like the Shields tragedy

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by sitnam90 on Dec 11, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Lets give the Korean Zombie some dap here. Hominick thought he was going to keep moving back into the cage like so many fighters do when they’re getting rushed. KZ moved back, planted his feet, and blasted Hominick with a right hand. A thing of pure beauty.

by discoandherpes on Dec 11, 2011 8:29 AM EST reply actions  

Why is John Jones not accepted

the way Silva and GSP are? Simple; he’s beating the crap out of idols and heroes without being one first. He’s just some new guy going around beating the hell out of living legends from the champion – down. If he was going the traditional way, destroying contenders first then going for the title, he would have a more fleshed out story for people to grab onto.

For those that remember, this was the exact same way the crowd reacted to beating the crap out of Franklin. It wasn’t until after the second Franklin fight that people started coming around.
I think that’s happened or Jones now. There were plenty of cheers for him last night, which weren’t heard at the weigh-ins.

by iddqd on Dec 11, 2011 10:09 AM EST reply actions  

Really? I was in awe, watching Silva dismantle Franklin. I showed that fight to all my friends.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I loved it too, but don’t you remember Silva being booed in his early UFC days?

by iddqd on Dec 11, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't as hardcore then as I am know.

Didn’t start watching the PPVs until 76.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 11, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

*crowd reacted to Silva

by iddqd on Dec 11, 2011 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Crazy card..

I made it home just in time to watch the co-main event and main event on xbox for free testing on the UFC app…the Mir/Nog fight, i thought Mir was done after he ate that right, but when he magically got in top position and cranked on that kimura i screamed at the tv cuz it was so brutal and outta nowhere…i was kind of a Jones hater because I felt he was never really tested…Last night he proved me wrong, Machida hurt him and didn’t fall for any of his unorthodox strikes and played a perfect 1st ro…Then Jones put a dent in his skull with one elbow and EVERYTHING changed..when Machida’s body fell like that I was shocked and it hit me like…omg who can beat this guy?

by JGaLaXY on Dec 11, 2011 11:53 AM EST reply actions  

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