UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida - Live Results and Play-By-Play for ION TV Undercard
by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 8:38 PM EST
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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida. Our live coverage will start with the beginning of the Facebook prelim stream (5:45 p.m. ET), continuing through the ION TV prelim broadcast (7 p.m. ET) and finally through the pay-per-view broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
This post will cover live results and thoughts on the ION broadcast.
Four bouts are scheduled for the prelim broadcast. In the featured bout on the undercard, Krzysztof Soszynski takes on Igor Pokrajac in a light heavyweight fight. John Makdessi and Dennis Hallman square off while Jared Hamman will face Constantinos Philippou. Also on the broadcast, Yves Jabouin faces Walel Watson.
In the evening's main event, Jon Jones will take on Lyoto Machida on pay-per-view.
Our Facebook live coverage can be found here and our PPV coverage is here.
Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.
SBN coverage of UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida
The ION broadcast is live.
Yves Jabouin vs. Walel Watson - Round 1 - Watson looking to stay on the outside and flashing some fancy kicks but not getting all the way there. Watson tries for a superman punch but gets cracked with a right hand. Both guys throwing a lot of power but not landing post of what they're using. Watson with a spinning backfist that misses and Jabouin with a right hand counter. Jabouin takes him to the cage and takes him to the ground. They're back to their feet fairly quickly and again it's a distance battle. Watson with a three strike combination that doesn't land. Right hand by Watson and a leg kick by Jabouin. Nice flurry by Yves at the end of the round. 10-9 Jabouin.
Round 2 - Jabouin coming forward with a leg kick. Watson has a body kick get caught but gets back to the outside. They trade push kicks to the knees. Leg kick by Watson. Watson opens up and lands a nice series of strikes with Jabouin getting nothing in but a punch to the chest. Both men throw spinning kicks, both men miss. Nice leg kick by Jabouin. Both men trading with Watson getting the best of it with a knee to the body. Spinning backfist by Jabouin and a takedown. Watson has a guillotine locked in. Watson can't finish it and Jabouin gets out right at the end of the round. 10-9 Watson.
Round 3 - They're still trading punches with Watson landing the occasional body kick. Hard leg kick by Watson. Hard leg kick by Jabouin. Another hard shot to the leg. Spinning backfist by Jabouin and he tries for a takedown but Watson ends up spinning to top. Short elbows by Watson as he works his arm through. Watson with a very deep d'arce choke now. Jabouin manages to get out and they're back to standing. Spinning back kick almost lands for Jabouin but is a bit short. Left hand for Jabouin. 10-9 Watson on my card but the scores are going to be all over the place here.
Official Scorecards: 29-28 Watson, 29-28 Jabouin, 30-27 Jabouin
Dennis Hallman vs. John Makdessi - Round 1 - Hallman tries to run forward and get a takedown. He clinches up Makdessi and pushes him to the cage. Makdessi defending the takedown well so far but he's going to have to get distance. Makdessi grabs the cage twice to avoid getting taken down. Now he does get taken down. Hallman has the back and he's landing hard shots and still looking for a choke. Now into mount and Makdessi is trying to defend but is still getting punched. Hallman ends up on the back again now and this time gets the choke and it's over. Dennis Hallman wins by submission (rear naked choke), 2:58 round 1.
Jared Hamman vs. Constantinos Philippou - Round 1 - Hamman comes out with a leg kick and Costa checks it. Costa lands a left over the top. Philippou gets in with another right hand and now a nice flurry. Hamman takes the punches well. Costa with a huge shot that hurts Hamman. He follows up again and Hamman goes down. Hamman survives and has his back taken, The choke is in but Hamman gets out again. They're standing again and Hamman looks completely fine somehow. Big shots from Philippou again and Hamman clinches up again but he's hurt bad. Hamman taken down, gets back up and Philippou unloads again and now Hamman slumps to the ground on his face. Constantinos Philippou wins by KO (punch), 3:11 round 1.
Igor Pokrajac vs. Krzysztof Soszynski - Round 1 - Hard jab for K-Sos lands. Pokrajac landing hard over and over and K-Sos is in trouble. Punch after punch after punch landing for Pokrajac and K-Sos is out cold. Wow. Igor Pokrajac wins by KO (punches), 0:35 round 1.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's about that time everybody.
My opinion>Your onion.
by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The event hasn't started, while everyone is preparing their food and drink.
The ceremonies must begin..
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
vassup boys
can i get a mutherfukkin roll call?!
Present, sir.
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Hello
Just cracked my first beer for the night. It’s going to be very interesting!
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Herr Hair here
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
present
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Here
Tired as fuck but pretty amped for the fights.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
JUST BLEED!
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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Dec 10, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Woo Hoo I actually get ION TV!!!!!
"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication. ." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Again for European and various other international viewers: you can watch these ION fights live at www.ufc.tv
GET OUT OF MY 'MURICA!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hah! You wish you could live in our socialist dream land. We laugh at your united states.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
oh, I forgot the second part...
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit...
I hated that character!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's such a stretch...
from his off camera persona. I just hate the guy. He’s turrible.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Jamie Foxx sung the hook in Slow Jamz, so he can’t do much wrong in my opinion.
by discoandherpes on Dec 12, 2011 8:54 AM EST up reply actions
Mir isn't losing. Tito might though.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
if big nog gets tagged in by lil nog
and they switch between rounds against tito, and lil nog gets him back during the murr fight, I think they’ll both be ok.
but because this is reality, sadly
i have murr and lil nog. when big nog went matrix on Schaub in Brazil, I’ve never been so happy to be wrong on a prediction in my life.
i decided to be ballsy
and have makdessi by round 1 KO
me too
It could go another way completely with him losing by sub early, but fuck it.
WAR MAKDESSI!!!
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fuck
I meant to change from UD to TKO after seeing Hallman at the weigh ins, but I guess I didn’t. Hallman looked awful yesterday.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
I decided to be a pussy,
and call Hallman by decision
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why even bother putting these on ION?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions
Because nobody knows what the hell Ion is.
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Nah, everyone can watch Facebook. I can’t watch Ion.
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this
even though I can watch them on ufc.tv just seems weird they’d even bother putting them on a station hardly anyone has
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
commercial revenue?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta bring in that TV cash profit split.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Because there was one less agreed upon Spike prelim shows than PPVs
and they wanted to get prelims on TV.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
to make matters worse
this crap is not even high def
Um, can someone e-mail me and help me out if ya knah mean?
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That's not uh, helpful.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Whats your email? I got you.
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 10, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 10, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
@Snatchl
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YOU'RE A GOD
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I'm not following you to your car again.
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gotcha
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
7 points through 3 fights
and the hot bout is gone. Sorry fellas
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hey!
we’re point brothers. Sad, sad point brothers.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Haha
I probably should have researched the fights instead of staying up all night agruing about the UFC’s personal conduct policy (or lack of policy).
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
researching the fights is a tactic
I’m going to explore next season.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry I got your back.
5 pts for now.
by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 10, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
It's crazy seeing the UFC on fucking ION
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
Yeah, like I said earlier.
This channel prides themselves on being a family channel. This is the last channel I could really see the UFC being on, it’s weird as hell.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Why in this shit is this blacked out in the UK? Geeeezus. I stayed up for nothing!!!
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
ufc.tv not working for you? is it showing on any of your tv-channels?
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
No, it says on the website that it’s blacked out on TV in the UK.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
its the main event thats blacked out not the prelims. http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/liveplayer.jsp?id=941
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
a charged particle
i keed…i keed
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mmaplayground
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
were having the second season of our civil war fantasy tournament starting next event if your interested
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
the facebook feed fuckin failed me
so I looked for some help but all I got was some sort of football game called PSV vs NAC where I think nobody’s allowed to score.
and I guess I’m goin all pridedaze today! Sorry JTT!
by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST reply actions
Dunno.. he’s always been pretty jacked
Dunno.. he’s always been pretty jackedBut yeah Lentz looked skinny in comparison
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
I gotta go get the papers
get the papers
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Dec 10, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Like what, like I'm a clown?
I’m amuse you?
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
People will watch anything...
These television shows look so cookie-cutter and bland.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
It’s a good night for the Canadians so far.
by LeDuc on Dec 10, 2011 7:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Common Watson!
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Lunch time!!!
Its gonna be wings and coke zero galore!
Walel Watson is a MT prodigy. Just wait to see how fast he dispatches Jabouin
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions
Yves via TKO Rd. 1
Watson ain’t ready for this.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:10 PM EST reply actions
that sternum tattoo looks like it hurt.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Not as much as my elephant ears on my pelvis….
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
1080i for me
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
What provider do you have that has Ion HD
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timewarner
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
No shit
They’re holding out on me over here in the midwest
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And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
I have Dish Network
and ION is not HD and FUEL TV is not HD either.
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Same for me and TW pulled Fuel from the basic lineup
I was pissed
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Yep
Gotta order the “Gold Package” to get FUEL and VS.
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
And of course the first fox was while I was unemployed, so the upgrade wasn’t even an option
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Yeah no HD
And somehow my 51" TV just turned into a 37" TV
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
The League >>> Philly. Not that Philly’s bad, League is just better for me.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Sunny has become pretty bad the last few seasons :(
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
I've only seen the last few.
the first few are better?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh most definitely. I would say 1-5 are pretty great, especially like first three. Not a big fan of season 6 & 7
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
No, Philly is bad.
I’m taking a stand. Too many people try to convince me that the show is funny..But it isnt!
I’ve watched the first 2 seasons and laughed like 3 times, total.
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It tries to be funny, but it just isn't.
Or maybe my sense of humor isn’t there, but I find it stupid
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have wanted to get into IASIP for a while. how is it?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Netflix?
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
how many seasons are there? Im getting my girl an external HD loaded with lots of good shows on it for xmas but couldnt be fucked if its like 15 seasons
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
How long are the eps? 20 mins?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
i shall investigate further
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
first show on the list
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
This
Times 10000000
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
And just in case the whole world doesn't know by know
AD is coming back! WOOOOOOOOO!
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
and a movie. They’ve fixed a terrible mistake!
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
bv is a helluva drink
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
like em? you mean LOVE em!
amirite
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everyone's a critic.
At least you didn’t write VDandDietPepsi.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
ASSHOLE
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
It was me as well :(
But I’m not in the mood for that discussion right now.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Proof that opinions can be wrong
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
I refuse to take anything you write seriously as long as you have that sig / pic combo
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
I had this when I wrote the Don Frye article
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
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Both of these fighters are athletic and explosive.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Just about to say that
enormous. sucks I picked the other guy.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
someone should gif what just happened
they like.. dancedat each other with like 5 feet of space for 5 seconds straight. rofl
That's crazy that "The Gazelle" is 135, if someone told me I wouldn't believe it!
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions
every 35er is.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
nice trip!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Yves looking to get it to the ground? Interesting.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
Most providers don't have Ion in HD
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Yeah the channel is called IONHD though
weird
by The Art Of War on Dec 10, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
That is weird
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
The unicorn of MMA round scores.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
I dunno...10-9 Yves?
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
tough round to score
I’ll give it to Yves
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Joe’s most intellegent (?) line of the night: SHAZAMM
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions
no doubt. Britney is a fine piece of real estate
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
I still play the original MK all the time. so it
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yves keying in now. look for him to take over the rest of the fight.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
oh god
can they just not reference jon jones are anderson every single undercard fight?
Got damn
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions
It's Tight!!
he tried to stop himself, and still couldn’t…I love Rogan
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Yves up 2 rounds.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
20-18 Yves
he’s doing good regardless of what Rogan says.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I changed my pick from walel 2nd round sub to dec so im happy he didnt finish
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions
I have it 19-19, didn’t think Yves landed much of anything but that spinning backfist last round.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions
agreed
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
missing a few spokes
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I'm just glad the undercard fights have been rather entertaining.
My opinion>Your onion.
by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions
I still think if
a fighter is caught in a deep submission or caught in a flurry getting GNP’d on the verge of a TKO, the fighter shouldnt be allowed to be saved by the bell. Kinda like in the NFL a play doesn’t end if the game clock expires.
Just Breed!
interesting
but where do you draw the line?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
I think a decent ref
like Herb, Rosenthal, or McCarthy could draw the line or use the proper discretion when to stop a fight or when to let it continue to go after the bell.
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by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
true
but sometimes you have fights that end even when it doesnt look like the sub is in etc. Guida/Dos Anjos or JBJ/Bader for example
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I hate this stupid banner thing on the side of the website.
Everytime I accidentally click on the page, it opens a new tab, and its Really annoying
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by Joben on Dec 10, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am not excite by this fight.
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now ride this out for 29-28 dec walel
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions
Uh oh that D'arce is t!!ight!!
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Jabouin is the new Ben Henderson...
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:27 PM EST reply actions
ha
no
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
If he places in the brown belt division of the Mundials, then we'll talk.
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spinning back fish getting a lot of use in this one
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Weird, youre usually really good with fight picks
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by IKiIIed007 on Dec 10, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Walel was inches from kickin the ref in the face
That said its 29-28 Walel
I think Yves has it
though no score would surprise or disappoint me that much. Every round is debatable.
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it's sad that chatting with you lads
was more entertaining than that one
rly?
I thought it was a pretty fun fight.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
its not sad
Im amazingly good company
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Should be 2-1 Watson
But home town judging will fuck him and me
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29-28 watson for me
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions
Dat Derr' Canadian Judging.
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Uh...30-27 what??
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by Chris Hall on Dec 10, 2011 7:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There were zero clear rounds in that fight
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me too.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said, those judges were drinking maple syrup before the fight.
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36 points so far...
:)
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horse shit.
Fucked up my Parley god damn it….
Nice win for Yves tho
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Ouch...
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by Zachary Kater on Dec 10, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
37 points
Nice heart gutting it through that last choke Yves!!!
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i dont know if this is th norm in America but i couldnt understand shit of what Yves said in the end
I think he was saying something about
wheels.
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by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
not a robbery
but i had it 29-28 Walel and theres no way it was 30-27
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:32 PM EST reply actions
which round did Watson undisputedly win?
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
2nd
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
I think every round was super close
Both guys did good things in every round. I’d actually give the first and second to Yves and maybe the third to Watson with the Darce, but they were all close. I don’t think any score would have been bad.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
i see were you're coming from
its just weird to see the fight scored 30-27 in such a close fight
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
the 10-point must system sometimes doesn't do the best job
of expressing what happened in a fight. Round by round that was just too close to call.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
ig you were looking at the fight as a whole you’d have to say Watson did more
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
2nd was pretty close but I gave it to Yves
3rd was Watson’s
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by AwkwardBoner on Dec 10, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Why is everyone losing their mind over 30-27?
That score doesn’t mean it wasn’t a close fight. It could have probably been scored 30-27 the other way too. There is no way you can be passionate about the score for any one of those rounds.
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The last round was not Jabouin's
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I scored it for Watson too
but we know that judges don’t give shit for credit for unfinished subs, and Yves landed big shots and was flurrying at the end in the third.
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by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
over/under 1.5 episodes for his new tv show?
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30-27 Jabouin?
When did Cecil Peoples move to Canada? How in the FUCK do you give the 3rd to Jabouin?
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alright now makdessi
knock the trunks off ballsack boy
A serious question guys....
if tito wins, is he on the verge of the top 10 (bader and lil nog wins)??
In my opinion, no. Neither Bader nor Nog is top 10 material IMHO
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Well I mean he’s on the verge, he’ll probably be at least top 15, but not inside the 10
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Which is more likely:
All three Brazilians lose their main event fights tonight or all three win them?
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The former
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lose
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
All 3 win
The one I’m most confident in his Lil Nog beating Ortiz.
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Lil Nog has the best shot.. dunno about the other two
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Makdessi by spinning limb KO
I hope
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Spinning dick?
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Spinning backdick?
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
is a dick a limb?
I don’t care as long as it’s spectacular and persuades dana to pay the man a bonus. Which in turn results in me getting paid for my betting acumen
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by RedEyedKnight on Dec 10, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Mine is
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Jon Jones is fighting one of the said Brazilians
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by RedEyedKnight on Dec 10, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I got it -- I've got Google Alerts set to "Jon Jones' nuts"
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say jon jones 3 times into a mirror
and IKilled007 will appear
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by RedEyedKnight on Dec 10, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I wish there was a .gif
of Parysian’s “NOOOOOOOO!!!!” post-Hallman tko.
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alchos help a brother out
if i mix vodka with water and diluting juice does the vodka lose its… alcholholyness?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:36 PM EST reply actions
Like for example I’ll be mixing vodka, cranberry juice, and a splash of water (+ ice) later on. Still on beers right now
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
What, are you on your period?
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Why do you always mock me for that?
Vodka cranberry is a perfectly acceptable, manly, drink.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
at least your on the stella now
I assume from previous encounters
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Haha.
Quite right. Just finishing my second one.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a fan of drinking them in the house
But they are my new out in the pub beer
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't realize I've said it to you before. I say it to every man who drinks cranberry juice in any context.
Either I need to stop doing that or you need to stop saying that you’re drinking cranberry juice. And I have Martin Scorsese on my side.
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I believe you said the exact same thing the last time I revealed in a live thread that I was drinking vodka and cranberry juice. I don’t get the reference but I am sure you have good reason. I can’t help it, I just like it, man.. I’ll have to do some soul searching
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
The Departed
Watch it now!
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you guys seen
Infernal affairs?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
only seen the first one
and its superb
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Is that the Chinese knockoff of The Departed?
I heard it was ok.
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not sue if serious
IA came first
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
That pissed me off after I watched The Departed, finding out it was a remake. Normally I’ll always watch the original, especially if it’s asian.. but I just didn’t know. Is it still worth watching if you’ve already seen The Departed?
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I seen it after the departed and liked it
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
It's from The Departed.
See the scene here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORuv1E-71TA
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Haha! Nice
Yeah that movie is really great actually, I just didn’t recognize the quote
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Or what the fuck do you mean anyway? Lose its taste or its potency?
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
potency. Doesnt the water dilute the vodkas alcholic strength?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well yes, of course it does. But it increases its drinkability
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Holding steady at 7 points
I’m this weeks Pridedaze
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Jesus Joben!
There’s on big difference- last week was a small regional card.
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If Hallman loses he's out on his ass.
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Makdessi coming out to Sail by Armin Van Buuren. i like it!
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roll call for the makdessi round 1 KO club
assemble within
yo
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I want Hallman to win, but I don’t think he will.
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not blind, but apparently dislexic. he has 68.
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"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
Turned to my TV and saw it for 2 seconds
Still seems a little off either way
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by AwkwardBoner on Dec 10, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Canadian fans boo everyone who isn't Canadian. That's why they booed Jones yesterday
My opinion>Your onion.
by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:41 PM EST reply actions
Lyoto Machida recently moved to Canada. Idk?
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
no
158.5
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Did Hallman actually make weight?
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Oh man
I picked sooooooooooo bad. Two shitty events in a row.
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i'm not trippin
makdessi will get an upkick KO or something in the final 10 seconds
Wow are you drinking or more importantly when did you start drinking?
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1st cut is always the worst
If he can’t make it in his second LW bout, I’ll agree with ou
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7 points
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Serious question-
Where can I get these points?
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by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
You have to add them up yourself
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But theres some formula for predicting the fights or something. I think its MMA Playground or something but not sure.
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by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
we make the picks on mmaplayground
then tally up our points ourselves
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, we're talking about the playground system
5 points for winner, 2 points for round, 2 points for method, and 2 bonus points if you get all three
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by Chris Hall on Dec 10, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK
I understand now. Much appreciated.
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by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
No problem
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Makdessi in training camp...
coaches- “We should work on your ground game.”
Makedessi- “Naaah, wont need it.”
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rack it up for Hallman...another win at WW
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Damn.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions
Fuck
I hate Hallman.
I always root for fighters to lose, especially when they can’t make weight
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What? Of course he trains his ground game.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Makdessi is not UFC caliber.
He got straight pwned.
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he got rode like a bull
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
He’s basically a Featherweight fighting a Welterweight so…. yeah I wouldn’t say he’s not UFC caliber
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at no stage during that fight
did Makdessi look likely to win
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:45 PM EST reply actions
Spinning back fist does not equate to any other MMa fighting aspect. Noted...
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+11
47 so far… Tonight may finally be my night. (I doubt it)
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Hallman must want that SUb of the Night money to make up for not making weight
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He's not gonna get it.
You know Dana dislikes him, after those banana hammock shorts and his failed weight
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i don't know if he can get the bonus if he didn't make weight.
I remember when Rumble knocked out Yoshida Dana didn’t give him the bonus cause he didn’t make weight
Did Hallman just publicly ask for...
the end of days?
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seemed like it to me...didn't know he had a lisp either, so I wasn't sure if he was trolling, or not.
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No
He was talking to “Jeethuth.”
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Jesus and Satan are the same person.
You didn’t know that?
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Jeeazulbub?
That cuts my nightly prayers in half.
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by POW on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HA!
nice
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
It was SUPER creepy
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Dec 10, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
flawless performance
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What the fuck?
Thank you Jesus, please come quickly cuz we’re barely holding on…
WHAT?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
…so that he can destroy all the non believers and gays in a hail of fire a brimstone, clearly. Add another item under my “why I hate Hallman” list…
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he doesn’t like gays? But he wore the banana hamock?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
That was the result of a lost bet, IIRC.
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actually?
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if you're that into Jesus...
you don’t like gays.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
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So long as he's bottom...
I’m cool with that. I like pulling hair.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, and being on top is not even considered homosexual. Nothing wrong with that, two men enjoying each others bodies.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
It’s called Pankration.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Jesus ever said anything about gay people
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except
dont be one
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Right
wanna cite that passage?
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I was just joking. But was actually interested so did some googlin. This is the best I got
In Matthew 19:3-6, Jesus said: “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.”
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
That speaks to marriage and adultery. I don’t see any direct reference to homosexuality
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yeah.. I got nothing
I also by the way I have no problem with homosexualty
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
No big
Batman is already trying to kill this convo anyway
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So if sin is natural
and homosexual behavior is a sin, then why is homosexual behavior considered unnatural?
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
That's not true
and don’t turn this into a religious discussion.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Dec 10, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hallman turned it into a religious discussion -- they're just making it worse.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I could understand
Bendo, Jones, or Tebow turning a thread into a religious discussion, but Hallman??
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Superman!
Now you just need to make weight next time.
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Uh…so Dennis Hallman just asked for the second coming in a ridiculous lisp. Not sure if that’s awesome or awful.
awfsome?
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by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Dec 10, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
what's your score so far?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
You don’t need to rub our face in it!!!!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
me too.
Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on taking the camp this season.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I just dislike Hallman so much. I can't even explain it
I just feel like he is such a douche. Comments like “Jesus come quickly, we’re barely hanging on” reinforce that.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
Jesus come quickly, we're barely hanging on
He was talking about him UFC career
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
The funny part was that he tried to slip it in really fast so no one would hear.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Looking forward the itw where he explains comments about jesus
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Yeah I was talking about Hallman
Red State is really good. You should watch it if you are a fan of those kinds of movies.
The religious nuts mumble as much as Dennis Hallman
Actually Hallman sounds like a classically trained actors next to the slurred method acting in Red State.
It’s ok, Rogan has super overhyped it though if you listen to his podcast.
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With a speech impediment too
I think Hallman is just a little nutty anyway.
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Too bad Hallman didn't ask Jesus...
to help him make weight.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions
Good to see mike whitehead out and about
did he break out or somethin?
yes.
He was released into the custody of Mir’s training camp.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
and he hasnt re-offended yet
the system works
Dear god, there gonna show these "unillegal" elbows to Rich's head again.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions
to write a short sentence with as much wrong in it as this one...
is unpossible.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You would first have to use commas, and then begin your setence with a capital letter.
Sry but try again?
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I meant more the idea behind it then the grammar…
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Idea, grammar and response are all a disaster!!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
He doesn't get ION, unfortunately.
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by POW on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Jeethuth Cwitht?
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
it would be better if in between fights, they cut to our lord and savior in the crowd flashing a thumbs up and chillin with some honeys
by IanParedes on Dec 10, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What adult beverage would your personal savior be enjoying?
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
what am i thinking?
jeethith wouldn’t be caught dead in canada
current parlays
ksos homnick patrick ortiz mir jones Risk CA$ 7.50 to win CA$ 106.87
hallman pokrajec ebersole ortiz Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 220.26
big nog jung ortiz Risk CA$ 7.68 to win CA$ 303.36
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Ok still at 7 points
I am confident that I picked the next 7 fights perfectly so we are still looking at a score in the 80s.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
I'm still at 0 points
so if this keeps up expect Machida, Big Nog, Tito Ortiz, Korean Zombie and Claude Patrick to win.
Yeah relax, it’s a marathon not a sprint.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Rich Antonito gets knocked out in 3.....2.....1.....
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 7:57 PM EST reply actions
I missed it the first time, but yeah, those elbows were questionable.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Nah
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Dec 10, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
If that's legal, I'm doing that elbow every time I stop a sprawl for the rest of my
imaginary MMA career.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Or stop a takedown rather.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Feel free
wtf
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Dec 10, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I missed it the first time, but yeah, those elbows werequestionableawesome.
fixed
by Steve4192 on Dec 10, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i'm seriously 2/5 so far
i’m bummin hard, yo
There can never be too many yo’s
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/jackfishman/files/2011/03/yo_yo_ma.jpg
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
yo...
if you’re gonna post pics in the live thread, please have the courtesy to write something in the title field so that I can hide it. thanks.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make me ban all of you for using the "yo".
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yo Yo Ma.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
I think you're overestimating your ability to ban
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Bet you wouldn’t say that to my face!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
thought it was just no gifs
missed the memo, i’m still just a budding noob.
Absolutely no gifs
And pics should be used sparingly
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7 points!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
oh sorry no,
I got 7 points for that one. I’m actually up to 20ish.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Dec 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hamman Phillipou I believe
WAR Chris Lytle!
by AwkwardBoner on Dec 10, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Calm down, Hallman.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of the first time I ever heard the name...
Albert Poo-holes.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
that's a lot of toilet paper...
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
That moustache looks weird not in HD.
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He's got that Ron Jeremy AfterStache' goin on.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions
Heisman Trophy award live now
Who’s getting it? Griffin III?
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Wrong forum, yo.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Bah
NCAA football is awesome. This thread is awesome. Clearly a fine match.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
NCAA Football...
is the worst thing on Earth. Worse than Twitter Rape Jokes™
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
LSU-Alabama was amazing
And the rematch will be too.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I am
I’m a massive sports fan though. The NFL is pretty popular in Denmark and I get NCAA football in HD.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, really? I didn’t know that. Basically no one watches it in Sweden. I think they air some NFL games on ESPN europe or whatever it’s called, and hmm maybe some once in a while on basic cable too. But yeah I’ve pretty much never met anyone who watches it.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN America
They’d be airing it in Denmark too if one of the bigger channels here hadn’t already picked up the rights.
I know 20+ people who are into the NFL (and about five that are really into NCAA football too) and one guy who likes MMA, and that’s only because I’ve turned him into a fan.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
By the way, Euro cup coming up next year for both of us! Gonna be fun.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
YUS!
Kinda upset we’ll be playing our games in Ukraine, though. If we were playing in Poland I would’ve likely made the trip.
Still, I’ll take games in Ukraine over not qualifying any day!
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Right, yeah. Doesn’t matter the least bit to me where it’s going down, but yes very nice to be in there!
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Any sport in which one loss...
precludes you from winning anything doesn’t mean shit to me. None of these top teams play enough top teams and I don’t think I have to explain how the bowl system is just a big bowl of corrupt failure.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the BCS sucks
I don’t get why they don’t at least do a four-team playoff. LSU would get to expose Andrew Luck and ‘Bama vs Okie State would’ve been great.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
You guys are all misreading Hamman's stache.
It’s clearly an 1870’s British, bareknuckle boxer stache. You guys need to watch more old porn, or Dave’s Old Porn to find out what real porn staches look like.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:06 PM EST reply actions
John L. Sullivan starred in plenty of Dugeurrotype Porno
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Left my wallet in El Segundo….
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions
Jared "The Moustachenger" Hammen
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
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"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stache by 2nd round knockout. It has been decided.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions
She’ll always be shazam to me. She can put together a complete sentence without a teleprompter.
"Parangaricutirimicuaro, I put the shadow in your complex."
she's worth a neigh.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Love how Chandellas Shazam had to be questioned
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions
What kind of a nickname is the Messenger? I mean, okay, Pitbull, you have an aggressive, wild guy. Spider, long and range-y, but what is the messenger supposed to indicate?
GODDAMN, His head bounced so far back. It was like a fucking bobblehead doll
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions
The fuck kinda choke was he trying there?
no hooks side naked choke?
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zDamn!
Guess I picked that one wrong..
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Yeah, I'm convinced Philippou has killed someone before
Did you see that choke he went for? That was some street shit.
Jesus.
What started out so promising is turning shitty fast.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions
im still stuck on 29
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 3 out of 6...
but the hot bouts sacving me from total disaster right now….
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
man
few upsets tonnight
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions
Aren’t supposed to be babysitting tonight?
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Did anyone else see how far his head is bouncing back? That shit is not supposed to happen.
The man was getting hit with two freight trains
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions
this just goes to show you how much power Alexander Gustaffosson has
he knocked Hamman out cold in 41 seconds
Dad?
I don’t think I’m going to do MMA predicting anymore.
really good composure by the Poo. Took his time with the finish.
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Has every fight ended before decision tonight so far?
I’ve only seen the last 3 fights aired on ion.
Walel got fucked by the judges vs Yves
by purplehazelett on Dec 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Literally faded to death.
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That's easily Knockout of the night. No one else better win it.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions
Jones, Machida, Mir, Hominick/Zombie
all have potential to unseat it.
Really? Have you ever boxed before?
Hammand probably doesn’t even know he’s in Canada right now. I’m surprised he wasn’t bleeding everywhere. Just proves he was getting hit straight on the chin, all SEVEN times.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Wut
Hamman recovered pretty quickly. He knew exactly where he was and what happened, which is why he congratulated the Poo on knocking him out. And before you ask, I’ve been boxing for over 15 years.
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So his chin means he didn't get hit hard? It's called a sarcastic joke, Mr. wedgie.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
NOBODY CALLS ME MR. WEDGIE.
Except my mom.
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The power of the unibrow!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST reply actions
LOL
Greg Jackson treating Malki like a drunk Uncle…just nod and smile, nod and smile.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST reply actions
Another repeated fight
Time to make some juice for Machida
by IRodC on Dec 10, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
a toilet break then?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I like ION's commercial schedule...
way better than Spike’s.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why didnt i pick the hometown guy?
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
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Is it just me or was Cholish’s corner constantly calling him John Cholish. Gimme that 1,2 John Cholish
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by KMcCaig on Dec 10, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Four for you Glen Coco
You go Glen Coco (kinda hope no one gets this)
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hamman-Mayhem should fight next.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:19 PM EST reply actions
good call.
if mayhem can’t beat HAmman, he doesn’t belong in the UFC.
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I think Mayhem is gonna stick with MTV. Good money and you don’t get hit in the face.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
yup
plus, 2 guys with good chins. Could be fun.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Nate diaz (Brown Belt) taps out Black Belts on the regular
by purplehazelett on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Cesar and Ralph are totally that way
And Kurt Osiander, Ralph’s head black belt in San Francisco, got told by Ralph himself that he was becoming stingier than Ralph.
It’s way cooler that way. Getting belts should be hard as fuck; it helps weed out people. If you get a Purple in 3 years, you should be a prodigy; not a product of easy promotions.
BOOSH
co-sign
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Weed time
YAY!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions
oh das right
I’ve had a grinderful this whole time by my side that I was totally not giving as much attention to as I should have been.
glad I can help.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
i prefer to watch the fights sober
i’ll watch slow motion mma highlight videos all day when i’m high thou
Just cut out the middleman, smoke, and watch the fights live in slow motion maaaaaan
by MS_Dos_Santos on Dec 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
live fights are awesome, but there is something about highlight videos that is just on another level
its probably the epic music playing in the background, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jybkzVZ70wU&list=PLE86B38620DAC11F2&index=15&feature=plpp_video
shit’s just too awesome
resorts?
You mean dispensaries? They’re all over the place, literally like 20 within 5 miles of me.
coke dealers?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
You are smoking some quality weed! Colorado=ski resorts. I’m heading to Co to ski mid January.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm joking.
but “skiiing” is code for blow over here.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I got a good laugh out of it, thanks!!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
ah, haha, about 2 hours away, i'm in Denver.
The mountains are 2 hours away for the small ones, and like 3-4 for the better ones.
Yeah, I go once or twice a year. Last year did Breck and Vail, this year heading to Steamboat.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Nice!
Steamboat is beautiful, and the town has a way different feel then Breck/Vail/Copper/Winter Park imo. Check out the hot springs for sure.
you shut up!
Or I’ll call Swedish authorities alerting them to what’s on your hard drive…
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't do that.
Wanna hear something fucked up by the way? They enacted a new “child pornography” law last year, which outlaws every sort of pornographic video or picture that has people presumed to be under 18 in them. And that includes paintings and video generated graphics! So for instance some sorts of manga & anime where they could be interpreted to be underage are ILLEGAL. It’s basically “thought crime”. A big translator of anime & manga was sentenced because he had some fishy cartoons on his harddrive (because of his work). It’s fucked.
(I’m a bit drunk, don’t get me wrong, child porn is fucked up. but paintings? anime? come on.)
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Read about that
Really, really fucked up.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Sweden is great in a lot of ways, but it’s also pretty fucked when it comes to some things like personal freedom, surveillance, freedom of speech, etc.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's pretty much the reason why Denmark
Is still slightly more awesome. Also we pronounce j’s properly.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and you’ve realized that endless immigration isn’t a good thing for your country. Still not acceptable to have that opinion here.
But let’s not get into politics too much I guess.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, let's not!
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t know what that means but I’m certain it has very little to do with the situation I just mentioned.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
damn.
You Swedes have some interestingly idiosyncratic attitudes on sex (don’t we all)… the whole Assange issue opened my eyes to some of the archaic laws on your books.
So what you’re saying is that regardless of the actual age of the participants in question, it’s about the potential perception that someone’s underage? That’s crazy.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that’s exactly right, if they are presented in such a way where it could be interpreted as them being underage, it’s illegal (regardless of whether they actually are or not). For example if you have a young looking girl with small tits and pony tails, that could be a problem. And it’s not just “porn”, it’s also like nude modeling and stuff like that. And again, they make no difference between paintings, animation, (art) and real people. Pretty scary.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
That's disturbing.
What’s the majority party there right now? Super right-wing?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Any Scandinavian party is super left-wing
Compared to ‘MURICA, but we have some strange ways of limiting people’s freedom that would be considered outlandish in the US.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well it’s supposedly the “right wing” who has been in control for the last 5 years. And yes they are definitely leftish compared to your standards. I pretty much hate both sides but these guys are a step worse than the leftists I guess.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Selling out the hospitals, selling out the pharmacies, selling out everything… and it only gets worse and worse.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
p.s. I love small boobies and pig tails.
What’s next over there? “You may only masturbate to images of your wife or girlfriend in missionary.” ???
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Masturbate for procreation? What, do you save it in the butter dish or something?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
So just having those sorts of things in your possession, or just LOOKING at them on the internet, can get you sentenced. Neat huh?
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I’m sure it’s for medicinal purposes.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah his variation is actually called
getting twisted though.
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't you rather save it for the main event? If you have been saving it this long
My opinion>Your onion.
by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
LOL...
I have plenty.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well thats why I asked.
I know some people who buy tons and go through them like candy. Then some people will be on the same joint for an hour.
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
i'll smoke every hour and a half for the rest of the night
standard protocol.
Clearly this guy's not a golfer.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
That was a great scramble by Cholish
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his hips are crazy good.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
okay if cholo just went for a rear naked with that back mount instead
i’d be in a little better shape right now
I wish people would do other subs from the back other than RNC's..
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by Tairy Hesticles on Dec 10, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
It’s the safest submission to go for from the position, though. High percentage, so of course everyone is going to use it. I do agree with you though. The lack of neck cranks is criminal.
armbar from the back - the only move my fat ass could ever claim was a "go-to" when I trained.
BOOSH
I use that too.
But it’s low-percentage against good guys and you have to give up the position.
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I was an advanced white belt
and hit it against other white belts. So that explains everything.
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Is it really that outlandish a statement, though?
Serious question.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
I’d say Anderson is closer to Jordan than Jones. He might get there but let’s not crown him as undefeatable (great movie) yet.
If he hadn't won the title yet
I guess Jones would be the LeBron James of MMA in terms of popularity.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Jordan wasn’t only an incomparable talent, but completely transcended the sport. Jones is no where near that level of success. Neither is Silva or any other fighter.
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But Jones is MJ-esque
Two rings in the pocket, only 3 to go before being MJ
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his pose just screamed
“oh, sup guys. just gonna fuck shit up later, no big deal”
hahahahaha that lyoto pose is priceless
someone screencap that!
Looking like Mr. December
But we all know that’s Dwayne Zacamore.
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Goldie - droppin the Jordan-Bomb on Jones.
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I farted and my stream died.
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You should get that checked out
It can’t be healthy
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sounds like your prostate.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Wait wait wait ...
did I just see Mike Van Arsdale in the back behind Jon Jones? I thought he was with Rashad Evans after the Jackson split?
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Goldberg has been all sorts of terrible even for him
Seriously, the Jones blowing is disgusting.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
I thought you wanted them to build new stars
Hard to do if you don’t blow them
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Yeah they do it by making inane remarks
UFC needs an overhaul in production if they want to build stars.
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Makdessi looked like he gave up as soon as he got taken down
And I lost $2,500 in a parlay of Patrick/Watson/Makdessi on Playground.
At least Nik Lentz lost and I got 22 points on the hot bout.
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as soon as Hallman pushed forward for the clinch
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Makdessi
was tremendously disappointing. Did he train nothing on the ground?
It was so bad that if he had lost a previous fight I'd have cut him right away
Did he actually tap with a 12-to-6 elbow strike to the mat?
By the way Hallman got away with about 6 blatant strikes to the back of the head.
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They sped up 'New Noise' because the intro takes too long
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at the same time?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Left or right?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
God dammit!
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turd
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions
TWO CORRECT PICKS OUT OF SEVEN
The gods hate me
3-4 at 34.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I know you guys get this a lot
but what criteria are you using to rack up the points?
MMA Playground
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
5 points for winner
2 points for round
2 points for method
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:37 PM EST reply actions
I knew I shouldn't have picked the Pole
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This is going to be my lowest score ever
But I don’t care. That was so fucking awesome.
Possible late stoppage by Yves, but understandable.
BOOSH
yup
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In which country does chiefing = stealing? Just curious, I’m learning all sorts of new slang today.
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In England a chief is someone who takes advantage and puts their interest before yours
So bootlegging at the UFC’s expense would be chiefing
But saying stealing is quicker
oh awesome!
I can’t wait to see Bocek’s lingerie again.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:39 PM EST reply actions
There's no need to see 3 rounds of Lentz abandoning his wrestling for the lesser art of Jiu Jitsu ...
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He was doing really well with his guard
I was surprised he didn’t try to scramble more
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I was surprised he didn't try to sweep more
Work to whizzer an arm and get back up, or turn him over. He just went for that guillotine way too much.
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Exactly
And he had plenty of opportunities where he had both feet on Mark’s hips and could have pushed off. At a certain point you have to switch up the strategy
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That won't be until after this fight
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Three first round finishes in a row to end the prelims?
Get ready for a decision fest on the main card.
Seems like every time the prelims deliver tons of action, the main card disappoints.
7 more. It's a Jones fight night -- I'm gonna score well.
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ITS DEEP!
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions
I'm calling it
Bocek fails his post-fight drug test and this becomes a NC.
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....I couldn't care less.
Cause it wouldn’t affect the PG score. That shit was the Hot Bout!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I want to change my pick to Tito by UD fuck
by Afrotikiman on Dec 10, 2011 8:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
nah
129
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
That’s it for me; almost 2am here, and I have to hit the books tomorrow. Enjoy it, everyone; should be a good one.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
Damn.
That’s some will power. Respect.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions
it's sad that without these
i’d be dumb enough to fall behind and stay here
Plenty of people have done that even with the pic-link
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