UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida - Live Results and Play-By-Play for Pay-Per-View Card
by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 10, 2011 11:04 PM EST
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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida. Our live coverage will start with the beginning of the Facebook prelim stream (5:45 p.m. ET), continuing through the ION TV prelim broadcast (7 p.m. ET) and finally through the pay-per-view broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
This post will cover live results and thoughts on the PPV broadcast.
Light heavyweight champion Jon Jones looks to defend his title against former champion Lyoto Machida in the evening's main event. In the co-main event of the evening, heavyweights Frank Mir and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira rematch. The "other Nogueira brother" in Antonio Rogerio Nogueira faces Tito Ortiz on the card as well. Rounding out the PPV broadcast is a welterweight bout between Claude Patrick and Brian Ebersole as well as a featherweight bout between Chan Sung Jung and Mark Hominick.
Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.
Our Facebook live coverage can be read here and our ION undercard coverage is here.
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Mark Hominick vs. Chan Sung Jung - Round 1 - Hominick throws a wild right and Jung cracks him with a counter and Hominick goes down. A flurry by Jung follows up and Hominick is eating them and the referee stops the fight. Chan Sung Jung wins by TKO (punches), 0:07 Round 1.
Claude Patrick vs. Brian Ebersole - Round 1 - Ebersole with a straight left that misses. Ebersole shoots for a leg and Patrick defends well. Ebersole pushes him to the cage. Now Patrick has Ebersole pushed into the cage. Ebersole drops down for a takedown and Patrick locks up a guillotine and pulls guard. It looks deep and Eversole gives a thumbs up. Patrick has to give up on it and now Ebersole is on top. Patrick stands up without taking any damage. Jab by Ebersole. Patrick with a nice left. Two punches and a jab by Ebersole. Ebersole tries for a takedown and can't get it. Patrick with a nice flurry of punches and uppercuts. I don't think anyone will agree with me but I went 10-9 Patrick.
Round 2 - Patrick with a few punches and then misses badly with a takedown attempt. Patrick with a nice left hand and a knee to the body. Elbow by Ebersole on the break. Ebersole looks for another takedown. Patrick with a knee and a couple short elbows. Patrick shoots and Ebersole defends. Patrick pushing forward with strikes. Catches an Ebersole kick and takes his back standing briefly but Ebersole turns into him against the cage. Patrick with a nice flurry and it's the best offense of the round. 10-9 Patrick again.
Round 3 - Ebersole working and working for a takedown and he turns into Patrick who was sprawled out defending. Patrick manages to get up and Ebersole picks him up and slams him back down. Patrick tries to get up and Ebersole takes his back and is landing some decent punches. Patrick standing up but Ebersole riding his back. Patrick gets free by attacking the arm. Patrick tries to lock in a choke, Ebersole gets out. They're up and Patrick lands some nice shots. Good body shot by Patrick. Patrick goes for another choke and Ebersole gets out. Patrick took the round at the end there. 30-27 Patrick on my card.
Official Scorecards: 29-28 Ebersole, 29-28 Patrick, 29-28 Ebersole. Brian Ebersole wins by split decision.
Tito Ortiz vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira - Round 1 - Tito with a head kick and some punches. Uppercut gets in for TIto. Tito shoots and is looking for the single leg. They trade shots but Tito with nice punches here in the clinch. Hard shots by Nogueira. Nogueira with a hard shot and Tito drops! Tito recovers and gets full guard. Body shots are hurting Tito and he is forced to cover up. Nogueira is wearing himself out a little bit. Nogueira throwing a lot of body shots here and Tito isn't doing anything. He's rolling around on the ground now clutching his ribs. Tito is badly hurt. It was a knee to the body that started it and elbows and punches to the body on the ground that ended it. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira wins by TKO (body punches), round 1.
Frank Mir vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Round 1 - Jab by Nog gets in. Another jab lands for Nog. And again he gets in with it. Nog looks for a takedown which gets stuffed. Nogueira working him against the cage and Mir turns him. Mir gets the takedown into Nog's half guard. Nogueira gets up. Nice elbows by Nogueira in the clinch, and again. Big knee and a left hand. Noguiera landing hard and Mir drops! Nog with more punches and Mir manages to escape from a choke. Mir briefly on top. Mir takes the arm with a kimura. Nog won't tap. They're rolling, Nogeira still wont tap and the shoulder pops. Frank Mir wins by submission (kimura), round 1.
UFC Light Heavyweight Championship: Jon Jones (c) vs. Lyoto Machida - Round 1 - Jones misses with a leg kick and then a jumping kick to the leg. Machida moving out of the way of punches early. Jones misses another punch, and then misses a spinning back kick. Machida with a leg kick. Leg kick by Jones lands hard. Machida left hand is blocked. Machida doing well still at avoiding Jones' strikes. Leg kick by Jones and Machida with a left hand, right hook that misses. Machida rushes forward and can't land clean. Body kick and left hand by Machida is his best offense so far. Machida flurries after a Jones miss. Machida hits Jones hard! Jones defends but eats a body kick. Right hand by Machida. 10-9 Machida round.
Round 2 - Both men land early leg kicks. Jones flicks a head kick that just misses. Jones missing with a few punches as Machida is still using distance brilliantly. Jones with a leg kick. Jones looking to spin. Machida is tagging him after slipping a kick. Very good flurry by Machida. Right hand lands hard for Jones. Jones with a big takedown and he's looking to land elbows. Machida cut open from an elbow. Jones looking for a choke now. Machida standing up and Jones tries to take his back standing. Big John stops the fight to let the ref check the cut. Back to the clinch to restart it. Jones working knees to the thigh and body. Both men land big punches at the same time and Machida briefly drops. Jones locks up a hard standing guillotine and Machida goes out. Jones drops him to the mat and walks away. Jon Jones wins by technical submission (standing guillotine), round 2.
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The Jones haters will be suicidal soon.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I pick Jones every time he fights. -- I've only been wrong once
And if the ref had done a good job, Hamill would have been stopped due to a ruined shoulder.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Don't worry bro
You hang from his left nut, i’ll hang from the right. Jones4life
K-1 Level Predictions Team
...ION TV is better at the UFC prelims than Spike TV
Seriously every prelim has been shown on this two hour block.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Also...
Less Axe and Blue Mountain State c’murshals
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
And the one that didnt was Bocek whippin the carney.....
funny, Lentz was sayin in the camera that he won…..
by purplehazelett on Dec 10, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
It just happened the fight lengths worked out perfect
But yes they are showing more for sure
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Highlight for me was Hamman getting KTFO'd
American Zombie my ass, Goldberg.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Just like Filthy Tom Lawlor
Focusing on the facial hair and forgetting actual fighting ability.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
see also:
Mayhem, Walkouts.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Mayhem to be fair
Had Kevin James in his corner, so he had the cardio of a HW anyway.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
More embarrasing corner man:
Kevin James, or Channing Tatum with Cung Le?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
That's the pro category.
He’d be eligible for the Pro-Am tourney…but good call.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Master Thong?
Looking forward to him on TUF.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
We’re all going to hate him so much in about six months.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Has Steven Seagul ever cornered anyone or is he just an “advisor”?
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
only advisor.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
one word:
manties.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions
New Rule
Next season you get to pick your own hot bout.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
I like it when it's randomized
Because this is only the 2nd time all season I’ve nailed the 22 pointer.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
not one?
not even 10 or 15?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I hit 10 pts last week
but that is the only points I scored on a hot bout all season
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
She's a capricious strumpet, for sure.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
I got the 22 pointer in Diaz/Penn but any other time I’ve either missed the hot bout or a partial point total.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
the captains of the teams
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's what makes it difficult
You could submit your hot bout to your captain on Friday night.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
but you'd just pick the most lopsided fight on the card....
I’d rather just eliminate the thing.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just bitter that the hot bout kills me week after week
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Me too. That’s why I say they should be eliminated.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
i third this. Tapology FTW
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
actually not sure what way they score them but they do them live and i have 120 points so far despite going 2-6
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I mad epicks there for this event for the first time...
It definitely looks better, but I do like the camp and standings idea.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
I say we eliminate them as well.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Robert Griffin III wins the Heisman
I want the Seahawks to draft him.
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I'd be shocked if Miami didn't.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
The way Miami is playing they may not need him
But Kansas City may give up on the Cassel experiment.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
I think their owner doesn't give a single fuck about winning and wants asses in seats
And RG3 definitely gives him starpower. I could see KC going for Barkley if he comes out, they don’t seem like the type that would go for RG3.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
there was also something about youtube on the ufc’s how to watch page today but when I clicked it it said this rental is not available
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
as soon as i spark a bowl
the screamfest begins. my ears are overwhelmed
SCREAMING ROGAN AND DANA
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions
Aright, since BV's absent tonite:
What’s everyone eating and drinking tonight?
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Never had a Dogfish Head. I've heard they're unbelievable. Is that accurate?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
They are serviceable beers
but far from the best available. Consistently overrated.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Alright. I trust you, because you're permadrunk.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Don't
He’ll tell you Stone IPAs are good. Then he’ll rollerblade away while wearing cutoff jean shorts.
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Dec 10, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!!
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
HEY.
DON’T YOU FUCKING HATE ON CUTOFF JEAN SHORTS BITCH. THEMS SHOW HOW EMOTIONAL AND HIPSTER I AM.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I thought you just like cut offs?
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
DOZENS!
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-Randall Munroe
YEAH! ALL THE COOL KIDS!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
If this wasn’t a live thread I’d post a pic of me as Tobias from Halloween in my badass cutoffs and blue man group paint
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Picture link or it didn't happen
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150411004272333&set=t.725702332&type=3&theater
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
"Link temporarily not available"
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
stupid facebook privacy rules
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dem's some sexxy shorts.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is too fucking awesome.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
2 people got it. I’ve never been so ashamed of my country
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
LINK ME BITCH
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
BLASPHEMY!
Best brewery in America. Bulee dat.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Is the 90 minute the 10.8% one?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I was actually at DFH while this card happened.
Had one in your honor, as far as you know.
"Complacency is your demise." - Kerry King
Saranac Pale Ale.
Spicy Thai Doritos
Weed
MMA
Heaven
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those doritos sound delicious
And I’m not even high
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
they're so good.
almost too good.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I went to school in Plattsburgh, NY...
on the Saranac river. 5 minutes from the brewery. Love Saranac.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
BV's life depended on Hamman so......
by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 10, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I was able to talk my captors into giving me one more week.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Flattered that you remembered!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Green Flash Rayon Vert belgian ale and Jack Daniels old-fashioneds.
Also a red wine marinated steak hash with potatoes, bell peppers, and bleu cheese.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Ok, I lol'd.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Atta boy
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
You're not from fuckin Russia!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Fair enough.
Do you follow hockey at all Horselover? If so, do you hate the Sedins even though they’re Swedish?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
No, I don’t watch hockey at all. Or well, I might watch some games every four years in the olympics. The Sedins are soulless gingers, but other than that I don’t know. I’ve understood that they aren’t really appreciated by some in the Americas though, something about lacking sisu or something.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
They're terrified to be physical
One of them got hit by a goalie in the finals last year for fucks sake.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Haha, okay. Well, I’m sorry to about that. But not all swedes are like that right, remember Tomas Holmström? Ulf Samuelsson? Err, Börje Salming? Etc.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
ULF SAMUELSSON
That dude was beastly.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry.
I don’t generally like European players, but those three have my utmost respect.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Okay, cool. Mats Sundin, Peter Forsberg?
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
No on Sundin, ABSOLUTELY on Forsberg.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
HELL yes.
I’m a Hawks fan, so I should hate him, but damn, he’s a great player. So smart.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Hate the Canucks so fucking much. Never, never, never.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Daniel Alfredsson? We are definitely lowering our standards here, but still pretty good players.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I had an uncle who worked for Ottawa.
So I have a soft spot for Alfie still.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Lidström is fantastic
I always hated Forsberg for some reason.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you are Danish, so your opinion on hockey is not important.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was gonna swear at you ....
But you’re right :(
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hey man, you probably know more about hockey than me. As I said I pretty much never watch it any more, used to when I was younger though. This conversation has got me a little in the mood though.. but then again maybe it’s just the alcohol.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fucking envious of your hockey players
But as a Dane, I get great enjoyment from laughing at the Sedin Sisters.
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Where are you from?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Nice! I'm an hour and change from Buffalo.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Erie
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
ugh
I could have used you earlier.
My dad works with Jon Jones’s Father-In-law, and he had tickets (front row) to the fights tonight, on him, and said I could have them if I came and got them.
I didn’t find this out until it was too late, and I wouldn’t have gotten to Toronto until 10 or 11.
K-1 Level Predictions Team
You motherfucker!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Had I known there was a BE'er in Erie I would just had you pick up the tix and meet me..cut off half the trip and get there on time
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Next time, lemme know mang!
Tweet me or lirwin33@gmail.com
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here, dick!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, fuck you BV.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
The Gall!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't had alcohol since September.
Give me a fucking break. I’m losing my mind.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
wtFuck?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck is wrong with you?
Did England institute prohibition?
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
No, fuck YOU, Chris.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Bout god damn time!
I thought I would be the only Triple Threat representative
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Hater was around for the FBs.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, for like one fight
In the Main Card we must be represented in force
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
TRIPLE THREAT!
(raises fist)
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
YEZZIR!!!
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
No food but I am drinking piss beer
I bought a case of Bud Light. I had to buy 2 12 packs though so my wife doesn’t know how bad my alcoholism is.
I will grill Nathans hotdogs before bed.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
You can't be an alcoholic and only drink beer
Thems the rules
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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DWI does not an alcoholic make
Multiples just mean your a dumbass
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well said.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Man you hard to please
Do blackouts and needing to drink a beer to get out of bed count? You’re not even an alcoholic – you just enjoy a couple drinks.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Your wife's a lucky lady :P
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs Joben is a Saint
And I don’t need a beer to get out of bed cause I sleep on the couch
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
If you actually need a beer to get out of bed
Then yeah, you prolly got a problem
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I put a bottle of Evan Williams in the upper part of my toilet
so it’s slightly chilled and within arms length of the shower in the morning.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
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This does not surprise me
I drink a lot, but I’ve never been a morning drinker. Even when I was drinking a fifth a night
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Lol
At the time, me and my girl would easily kill a handle or more a night, at least 5 times a week.
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I actually have energy drinks or illy cans in the shower.
You put down a Monster while washing your hair and you feel ready to take on the day.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
"illly cans"?
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What about Zima?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
YOU GODDAMNED TURNCOAT!
That being said, Cajun Seafood Salad, and of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
Just making sure your tradition wasn’t forgotten. Otherwise I wouldn’t have given out the HT
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Please do!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
phew.
We can start now.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Hating?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
naw man.
I don’t consider it a fight night til I see the “….and of course…”
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I love you something fierce, JDH.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I like the cut of your jib.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Why thank you. Maybe the first time I’ve ever heard someone use that phrase!!!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
That is an excellent combo.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
And it’s even better than usual because it was a beautiful day here at the beach. Came up from the beach and had a few drinks on my balcony overlooking the Pacific just before the fights began.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ummm...we had a foot of snow! Boom!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Only time I like snow and cold weather is when I’m skiing.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I love both of those words.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I can't decide how I feel about them right next to each other like that tho
I like beer, I like margaritas, but I’m not sure they should be mixed
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WTF I thought the UFC being done with Spike would equal the end of The Gladiator intro...?
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The UFC's not done with Spike yet
And the FOX contract doesn’t start until January
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in the new year
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't start till 2012 I think.
Spike is still going to be airing 141 prelims.
Nope
141 should be the last appearance of the Gladiator
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They gave away all the tickets
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Missing 140 for a birthday get together damn
And my score blows
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
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National Bohemian
Gummy vodka
Pizza hut pizza
by fightersvizion on Dec 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Main Card parlays
Ebersole, Ortiz, Big nog, Machida Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 373.59
Hominick Patrick Ortiz Mir Jones Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 50.91
Hallman Pokrajac ebersole ortiz Risk CA$ 5.00 to win CA$ 220.26
Big nog Jung Ortiz – Risk CA$ 7.68 to win CA$ 303.36
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Hominick by destruction
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Yes PLEASE
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Yup
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kinda random but
does anyone remember that horrible “sniper vs zombie” analogy goldie made during a fight? was it during a jung fight?
Hominick by murder
Zombie may try to fight safer but I think Hominick is good on the ground, too.
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The only zombie videogames I like
Are Age of Zombies and Undead Nightmare.
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In non-MMA news
NL MVP Ryan Braun just popped for PEDs. He’s facing a 50-game ban starting the 2012 season
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:10 PM EST reply actions
How long is 50 games usually?
A game a week?
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5-6 games per week
162 game season
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Bah, 10 weeks is nothing
Stick and Ball sports are lenient on roiders
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its a first offense
it goes up more if he pops again
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
That's not a suspension
That’s a vacation
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100 for next offense
lifetime ban for 3rd
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YEAH, KEMVP BITCHES! SING WITH ME! KEM-V-P! KEM-V-P! KEM-V-P!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
i hear your dodgers are trying to get daniel murphy
you can have the irish hammer for kemp, but only if you pick up a quarter of his contract
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I’m hoping we only give up Javy Guerra and a C level prospect. Or Juan Rivera, who, somehow in Ned’s FUCKED UP MIND, is worth 4.5m.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
screw that
we don’t trade nicknames that awesome for nothing
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, your team sucks.
Be happy you get anything for him before he’s gone haha.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So they guy that should have won the MVP… Should have won the MVP on a whole new level…
Fuck you ryan braun…
http://fistonchin.com http://brightlightssports.com
Yeah,
now we see how bad he got fucked over.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
What makes me most angry is that according the ESPN article I read, he tested positive during the playoffs before he won the mvp…
http://fistonchin.com http://brightlightssports.com
Yeah.
That shit needs to be publicized so nobody else gets absolutely fucked like that again.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I'm sure he'll come back from these even stronger.
Oh… wait, no.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maaan!
Just when I thought I found a modern Jewish sports hero….
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
ike davis!
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
he's a halfie.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
so true.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Trying to steal Jones' swagger with this song.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Can’t wait for this song to go away.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST reply actions
if hominick loses
i don’t think i’ll ever predict again
I feel like Hominick is going to respond totally different than Shields to a close death. I feel like he’s gonna go Kermitthefrogshitinsane on KZ.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
heres hoping
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not entirely relevant but was the cause of death ever determined for Tompkins? I don’t recall ever hearing about it.
Jones' new walkout song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
cut it out...
stalker.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
HOLYSHIT
HOLY ZOMBIE SHIT
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions
What in the unholy fuck did I just see?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
He tried to be shady off the glove tap and got Zombie’d.
by ricker2005 on Dec 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
+1
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
K FUCKING Z!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
WARRRRR ZOOOOOOOOMBIIIIEE!
"Anderson Silva is the best fighter in MMA today. If you don't enjoy watching him fight, you have no heart." - Fraser Coffeen
jesus christ
it’s almost amusing how badly i’m doing. this is by far my worst set of picks ever. WHAT A KO boys
ALDO IS EXPOSED!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
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by pdl on Dec 10, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Ha!
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hahahah
this is exactly what i was gonna say
Guillard-steeze.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions
You jealous?
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What in the flying fuck!?
It’s like they swapped fight styles
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Fastest ever right?
8 seconds was the longest i think that was 7.
Duffee had 7 I believe
But they hate him so…
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The Canadian boy lost, and it *could* be called an early stoppage.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Picture-perfect.
Fantastic right straight counter to the left hook. Shows the danger in leaving yourself off balance after that lead hook.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
Y U NO DO PUSHUPS HOMINICK!?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions
Serves him right
That is what you get. He touches hands and then tries to throw a quick punch without the customary moment to get into fighting position. Then he gets KTFO
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
ughhh your right
Which means they might rethink putting 4 fights live on tv again
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Aldo is exposed
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
by TheFilt on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
ALDO IS EXPOSED!
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
I used to be an MMA blogger like you.....but then I took an arrow to the knee.
no doubt
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
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The Korean Zombie hungers for Brazilian.
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You just KNOW Hominik wants a mulligan.
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I have a Blackjack Mulligan if that helps him.
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I love Canadia too!
war KZ!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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I CALLED THIS SHIT BITCHES
I knew he’d do it fast
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Sorry To-won-to, i love kan-e-da
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions
shut up
all koreans pronounce toronto with an r racist cunt
by Pete Libertine on Dec 10, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Holy fucking shit!!!!
That was awesome!
by Sweet Scientist on Dec 10, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions
Sigh can't believe I'm missing this
Title shot for zombie!
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
by sun yue on Dec 10, 2011 9:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Casual acquaintance's birthday, I'm using wifi
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
by sun yue on Dec 10, 2011 9:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
A casual acquaintance is not worth missing this show.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I have a site but thanks brah
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
by sun yue on Dec 10, 2011 9:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I would hate to be Hominick's next opponent.
He’s going to come back in the cage with a MASSIVE chip on his shoulder.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
He's still a badass mutherfuker to me.
I hope they give him a can to crush.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
mark is going to crush anyone the put in front of him next time out, that is for sure.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
I sure hope so.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Fuckin 17
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
what team are you guys in?
Tell me you’re all FISHES!
by lmaginary Enemy on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well someone just blew up vegas.
KZ was a +350, which an inside the distance finish of +600
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-Saulo Ribeiro
Hecht, Jabouin, Philippou, Pokrajic, and Jung were all dogs and won
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
Destroyed my “safe parlay”
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
mines is stil alive. but i need Patrick and Jones to come through
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
sorry it didn't work out for you.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
fuck
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Right down to the head shape.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
And ghost white skin.
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Powder
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
He's a technical striker teetering on elite
And then he has a habit of getting KTFO’d at inopportune times
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OKAY NOW SERIOUSLY.
Don’t let me down hairrow
5 in a row. Im the tito of the night
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Hairrow in the knee?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
who is the announcer during the 141 promo that says "over 500 pounds"?
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:23 PM EST reply actions
Hominick/Brandao?
I know its loser/winner but that could be fun. And I feel like Brandao’s getting thrown in deep waters.
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Hominick would pick him apart.`
But if Diego wins, it gets him into the top 10 and in line for a title shot after two more wins.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Almost forgot Rory was supposed to fight
Happy that Ebersole can get the win now though
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
he will
He is like Yoda. So calm.
ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.
by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Dec 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I completely disregarder Hairrow in his first two outings
I can’t pick patrick against him here
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Wow...still stalled at 39 pts.
First 4 correct, last 4 all wrong.
Oh well…i could go 0fer for the rest of the card, and still eclipse my last performance.
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only fucking got Jabouin correct
but i ain’t even mad this thing’s awesome
by Sweet Scientist on Dec 10, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
War Ebersole! This guy is entertaining.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions
Tapout in the chest hair.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
Let's all spill a little beer for the fact...
that we should be seeing Rory fight right now.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions
who’s his next victim now? i forgot. it’s better this way. i like ebersole and don’t wanna see him get thrashed
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Soon, my man. Soon.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
yup
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Oh what a silly man - Rogan
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"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions
Oh no, TapouT hair sculpting = gonna lose
I am disgusted. They better have paid him 100k to do that.
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Didn't someone get in trouble
for getting a henna of their sponsor during a fight.
Probably weren't an approved sponsor
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Seriously? This song again?
This gets used at least three times per event.
My fucking shitfuck. How do I get a 67 on a TUF Finale, and only have 17 so far on a card filled with names.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I keep getting the outcome wrong
it’s annoying as fuck.
Not this guy.
I get the whole FUCKING THING wrong.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
went to take a piss
came back seeing korean zombie having his hand raised
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
uh oh
Ebersoles “tapout” may be some foreshadowing
by Democritus on Dec 10, 2011 9:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I picked him
given my sucess tonight that’s not smelling good for him.
by Sweet Scientist on Dec 10, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Claude Patrick looks like an actor but I can't think of his name.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
yes
also… fuck off don cheadle
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Tim Meadows? Man, I'm on a roll with my black actor knowledge toniht
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Claude "Fetus Head" Patrick
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by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Man there are some heavy contacts on the top of this card
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Rory vs Ebersole was
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ebersole is a honey badger.
The more you drive the less intelligent you are.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions
DRINK!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ok
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HA!
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I already was but I'm not one to turn down a constructive suggestion.
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Rogan's a psychic, foreshadowing Ebersole's choke defense
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Makes up for the 392 "He's got it deep! This is it!" he throws out every fucking card.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
He did actually say it was deep
before mentions Ebersole’s defense
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
He did say that the choke was deep before that.
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continguency bout? Is that a thing?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:34 PM EST reply actions
No, but a contingency bout is.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
oh
snap
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
I’ll out English you all day. Unless you’re from Northern English, in which case: Yes, honey, I’m sure that’s how they spell it there.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
close Northern Ireland. So I win
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, nice.
Not sure if this applies, but I fucking love U2.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
nah they’re from the south. Seen them playing a few years ago
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Cool.
Couldn’t remember where exactly they’re from. Assuming it’s Dublin, then.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
yeah Dublin. They played Croke Park which was a big deal cus it had only ever been used for GAA before.
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, right, now that I think about it, I heard about that.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
10-9 Ebersole
10-10 BVandDietPepsi
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10-9 Patrick
Goldie bustin out the fightmetric
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions
I have zero interest in this fight
I just can’t focus on watching it at all.
same
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
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Ebersole doing the Kaleb shuffle.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Is patrick really just smacking him here?
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I don't say this much
but this fight is fucking boring.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHERPA, MIKE!?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
If I wanted to watch wall-fucking, I'd go to a porn site.
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Side note.... First Jones copies Rashad's suit, now he's rocking the bald/beard combo like Shad?
Bones’ swagger jacking continues ! ! ! ;-)
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Ebersole seems surprisingly lacksadaisical in there
Especially compared to his last performance.
SquishingMachine
Who cares?
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Satan.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
very close
Striking was uneventful and pretty close. Patrick had a guillotine, but eventually had to let it go.
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Ugh
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 9:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions
AND YOU'LL REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE
WHEN ON 12/10/11 THESE TWO MEN WENT TO WAR.
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19-19
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Ebersole looks tired.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Try scoring this fight?
20-18 Claude, please.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
ebersole is defending only and doing no damage
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus! That is a lot of forehead
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IS IT A FIVEHEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by crazedfan on Dec 10, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Claude couldn't finish a takedown on Ebersole if they started in Enersole's guard.
Terrible wrestling.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I'm absurdly entertained by this fight
I have no idea what’s wrong with me. This is easily my favorite fight of the night…
such a hipster
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
crazybones has this fight on vinyl.
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by pdl on Dec 10, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HA!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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crazybones would tell you which fight he likes.. But you’ve probably never heard of it.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Dec 10, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My thoughts exactly
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No, dude, you don’t understand… I’m like thrilled by this fight. I haven’t been this confused since the first time I got a boner.
This is a good fight
These guys are working hard, they’re just able to cancel each other out. That doesn’t make it a boring fight
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It depends
I didn’t think either guy was trying to stall. They were both trying hard, just couldn’t get any where
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So many Penn State/Torres jokes here
But I don’t want to get fired
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
It's okay, you're the Rashad Evans of this place.
Subo, however…
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Higher "percendage", Joe?
How high is your “percendage” right now?
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No wonder
Shamrock’s braces are probably blinding Patrick.
His braces
are giving everyone boners. That’s why they don’t want to mention him.
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this would be a good time to watch on ufc.tv and have the audio on the corner
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely… Zuffa needs to limit their amount of PPV’s and stack them, this kind of crap should not be on a $50 PPV card. It’s ridiculous
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Glad that I haven’t missed that much save for the first round tko by the Korean Zombie :/
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions
This is gonna be weird to score.
Ebersole’s winning this round handily, but the first two rounds could go EITHER way. It’s gonna be a split, or if we have some ballsy judges, a draw maybe?!
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I was gonna say, I thought I saw at least one Brazil Tap in there.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I thought they were Quest taps
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Team Quest stole the Brazil tap.
Same thing though.
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I didn't know there was such a great lineage
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Fuck it, 29-28 Leonard Garcia, 49-43 Joe Warren, and 20-18, for your winner by super split decision, WES SHIVERS!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Dec 10, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's everything it sounds like.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
29-28 Patrick Division?
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions
LET'S GO PENS
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, Hawks bitch.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Devils all day sone
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha... You lost today.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
30-27 Patrick
I’m probably alone though.
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29-28 Iron Schlong McSweeney
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
29-28 Patrick
because I didn’t watch the fight and do not give a shit about it.
I missed round 2 no idea how to score this everyone seems to say draw
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30-27 via me picking him to win
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions
have to give that last round to Ebersole. He had zero offense in the fight.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions
Look what I had
Claude Patrick
Judge’s decision
Split decision
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
too much… IRONY
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, you suck.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I scored it for Ebersole
and got 7 points. I’ll take it
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Ditto
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by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Patrick won all three rounds
Wrong decision but expected it based on the comments.
by giosanti on Dec 10, 2011 9:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I NOW HAVE 17 POINTS SUCK MY 4 INCH BONER
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Dec 10, 2011 9:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
What up John Holmes!
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
shhhh!
You could go to jail for that in Sweden.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you better believethats a rec
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
this is why they should score TDD's and sub attempts or sprawl position
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 9:50 PM EST reply actions
haha true!
but if a wrestler goes for 5 takedowns and his opponent defends 4 all while the wrestler sits on his knees in the sprawl position and his opponent lands more strikes….
They are giving the round to the wrestler, its fucking ridiculous.
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Ummm....
Or Cody Mckenzie?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Dion Phaneuf is the kind of guy that wears his own jersey.
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Dion loves him some Dion.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Are you a Sabes fan, Fed?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA PHANEUF
You got smashed by Ovi.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Tito Ortiz's head
is the Spanish Inquisition for headphones.
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by Rainer Lee on Dec 10, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What the fuck is a "Toronto Maple Leaf"?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
A member of the most famous hockey franchise in the world.
Also, a massive asshole.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
He's Dion Phaneuf. That's how.
I’m not just referring to Phaneuf, I’m referring to all of the Leafs, I hate them.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Hawks.
But I have a soft spot for the Sens, my uncle used to work there, so I got to hang out with the 06-07 team.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I hate the sens! I see why you hate the leafs now. I don’t think its possible to like both the sens and the leafs.
Yeah, probably not.
I just saw your pic too haha, fuck I’m a retard.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Yeah. I hate the Nucks more, if it makes you fell better.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Your op-ed skills are up to par with your picking skills, I see!
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Awful.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he's really from 1996...
and he’s only ever seen Devil games.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT UP REC!?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Are you thinking of lacrosse on ice?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Rugby, Wrestling, MMA
Everything else is for children whose parents don’t want them to grow up tough.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Soccer on ice?
Do they fight regularly in Soccer? Or is it full contact? Or do they slap shots to the face with frozen pucks?
To compare hockey to soccer is an insult for anyone who has ever watched/played/followed the sport
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Good, that's how it was intended.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Excellent.
Canadian MMA looked a hell of a lot like UK MMA tonight. Lots of losses.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Brian Ebersole now falls in the Nik Lentz category of "How does he keep winning?"
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
How?
he clearly won his first two fights and this one was very close
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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I think he's referring to lack of talent, not definitive wins.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Dat's da troof.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
So you're not good if you can't beat Rory Mac?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
He's not as good as his record indicates
Let’s put it that way.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
That I can agree with
And I’m still disappointed we didn’t get to see it
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Tito's a 5-time champion?
Are we using Tim Sylvia’s scale? Goldberg and Rogan are really, really, really weird and bad lately.
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take a look
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito_Ortiz
won the belt and defended 4 times in a row = 5 time
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That’s not how you’re measured as a multiple-time champion. Ever.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, that's it
I’m heading to bed. It’’s nearly 4am here and after that fight, it feels like 6am.
Enjoy the rest of the fight, gents!
Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!
THE FUCK!? THREE AWESOME FIGHTS LEFT!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I know
I wanna be awake when I watch them.
Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!
by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Fair.
Guten nacht.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
lorenzofertitta on twitter
Lorenzo Fertitta
Bad Decision.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Little Nog's right eye is barely open.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
mark hominick fight was shocking, i kinda hope they book a rematch, that was suppose to be a war!
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
why would they book a rematch?
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Tito is gong to “put his force on him”.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
In the Luke Thomas interview
He said he was gonna “push the pressure”.
Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!
by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
i want a book of tito quotes for christmas
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Lemme tell you how you feeling
Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!
by wonderfulspam on Dec 10, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
When Tito loses he will say...
“I broke my back. My back is broken. It’s spinal.”
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
Lets go Lil Nog
i hate Tito and love me some vintage Pride guys.
by Iwasfn47 on Dec 10, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe if guys don't want to lose a bad decision
They should actually try to win a fight, instead of fucking clinch the whole fight
K-1 Level Predictions Team
that was an incredibly close fight, joe said it right when he said they were cancelling eachother out
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Love me DA ROCKWILDER.
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You missed that last “A” by about 27 A’s :)
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
War Tito. ANTIQUEUFC NEVER DIE?
anyone? anyone?
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 9:55 PM EST reply actions
Are you serious?
Should I bet on lil nog? Do you remember the BRILZ robbery?
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Did Brilz get mugged?
Because I know he lost that fight to Lil Nog, despite looking much better than expected.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Fuck I hope you get at least one.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Dec 10, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hoopefuly.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
hopefully for 15 straight minutes
So i can get some points for the civil war, i need them
K-1 Level Predictions Team
I saw he was your common link...
…I wish you luck, sir.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Is that Pauly D coming out with him? Jesus, Tito.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions
Are you serious about that?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Where's al quaeda when you need them?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
it was a dude with a guido blowout...
are we splitting hairs here?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Tito vs. Lil Nog
This should be solid
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
history is about to be made, i think it is going to be epic
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you
Eminem’s the only mainstream rapper I can listen to. I hope Childish Gambino gets big soon.
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 10:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pick
Tito Ortiz
Fight ends in round 2
KO / TKO
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
"At the very least he wants his hand raised one last time."
Seriously Joe?
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Ugh, “Cinderella Man” is such an awful fucking song.
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Its okay
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
A regular Tia and Tamara, those two, Joe.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
My nipples are hard.
How did that happen?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
are you looking at my ass? stop lookin at my ass
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I figured that wouldn't happen til Jones walkout
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
This fight woulda been really cool about eight years ago.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I’m pulling for The People’s Champ!
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
who's the rock fighting tonight?
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Lets Go Tito, im a fan dammit!
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions
The Bader win eliminated a lot of hate. Guess nostalgia always wins
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Me.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
one is minotauro and the other minotoro
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions
Go Nog Minor.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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People’s fucking champ? Fucking ew. If anything, the large Brazilian gentleman fighting next is the People’s Champ.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions
COME ON LITTLE NOG
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions
Oh god that shaved head is awful
Oh god that tattoo is awful
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Wow! Awesome work Lil Nog!
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
CMON MEDIUM NOG
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions
Use that big head for something other than a punching bag.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Why is Nog throwing his right like a 2×4 is attached to it?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions
Like I just said on twitter, dude is a one handed puncher.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
NC
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
The flair technique a classic
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Farewell, Mr. Jameson
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Great Fight
I’m not even mad that I picked Tito
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
WAR NOG…and I feel sorry for Tito now
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Is he crying!?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions
After those body shots, I would be!!!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Owwwww...
That was vicious
"Anderson Silva is the best fighter in MMA today. If you don't enjoy watching him fight, you have no heart." - Fraser Coffeen
God damn.
Rogerio destroyed his ribcage. That might be the first elbows-to-the-ribs stoppage in the UFC.
lol
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
pls retire tito.
The more you drive the less intelligent you are.
http://www.couturierillustration.com
by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
the 6 fight losing streak is over. IM BACK
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Good by Chico Ortiz, it was fun.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Body strikes.
So underrated.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Cecil says they don't finish fights either
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
so very very underused
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah they. I seem to give them the same treatment as well.
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Man it never gets old seeing Tito get beat up
He also looked like a walking penis
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ribcage punished till retirement
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Nog vs. Forrest?
Senior Circut Never Die?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions
Nog by KO. I can’t see Forrest do that again.
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by Tim Bernier on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
He looked like Jenna after filming “DP Cougars.”
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions
Okay, maybe this can motivate Big Nog. I love Frank Mir like no man should love another man, but WAR Minotauro!
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions
He is handsome as fuck, plus he’s intelligent and well-spoken. I don’t get why everyone hates him, I love him.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
uhhhhhhhhh............
he’s prison handsome, maybe.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
You serious? That is one handsome, classy, mans man. I’m not even kidding.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Classy??
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Why the hell would a translator be there? Nogueira's English is great
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He did it..... For The Rock
He did it… For The People
by IRodC on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh God, so much recs
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
I can smell it. Boots to Asses
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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He's leaving with the belt, so I'd say so.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
They need to make a People's Belt
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Tito Ortiz was knocked out the same way Rich Franklin knocked out Matt Hamill
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
must have knocked his equilibiriummimmimmm out of whack
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Rashad bruised Tito's heart
Lil Nog bruised Tito’s soul.
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Keyboard Cat where are you….wrap it up B!
The more you drive the less intelligent you are.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions
I'm rooting for the Nogueira's.... but I picked Mir to beat him....
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Lil Nog is fighting in Brazil. Take that shit to the bank.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions
He has respect for Nogerio.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
----------------------------
K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
I hope they let Tito get smashed one more time in the Octagon
He’s done…. I mean, he got lucky against Bader….
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He wants the last fight on his contract
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Yeah, like Tito or not, we’re just watching a legend fade in the octagon
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
HAHA! “Little Nog is the better man tonight, or at least the better fighter.” Classic Tito!
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions
I have like 20 points.. it’s abysmal
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
go thing we got that lead?
I thought i was picking safe tonight but fuck me
K-1 Level Predictions Team
I’m trying to follow updates from the UFC and the Republican debate at the same time. Getting confused. For a moment I thought Romney just beat Gingrich by TKO.
But he has a sick monkey-steals-the-peach
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
It sounds harsh but your all isn’t nearly enough!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Tito
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
----------------------------
K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Oh hell yeah!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
----------------------------
K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Give the man one more fight. He can be a douche sometimes, but throw the guy a bone and let him have a W.
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What the hell is the hand triangle that Bendo does supposed to be?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Of course, should've known.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
can be alot of things
but i think his gyms logo is a triangle
Wow. He must love his gym.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
by jrobb20 on Dec 10, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a rec for you.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Make Tito - Griffin 3 and make it the co main of a title fight card.
let Tito go out the right way.
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions
I wish Rogan wouldnt push guys to announce their retirement during post-fight interviews.
SquishingMachine, now at HeadKickLegend.com
yeah, i don't like that
Basically says “Come on old man, you’re fucking up. Time to hustle your wrinkly ass out of here”
Brilz?
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Already cut, iirc
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
----------------------------
K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Couldn't remember whether a cut announcement came out for him or not after his loss to Bader
Can anyone confirm?
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
cut
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
‘The heart of a champion never quits’ Unless you get knee’d there several times
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions
You know, while I'm watching this fight for the THIRD time, I'll say this...
DDP was always The People’s Champ. Not The Rock, and I’m a Rock guy. DDP was the true man of the people.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions
DDP was always a fav of mine back in my WCW days
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DDP vs. Raven vs. Benoit at Uncensored 98 is one of my favorite matches ever.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
When the U.S. Title meant something.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
So goddamned underrated.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
God, you're right.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Can’t believe what they did to him. Stalking Taker’s wife? When he was married to KIMBERLY? He was capable of so much more.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I like to think he stalked her just to fuck with Taker
The motivational speaker gimmick was entertaining though
His best gimmick was what he was in WCW, and it was accidental.
He was the only guy that was Pro-WCW, anti-nWo from the getgo. Mr. WCW, The People’s Champ.
Those Nitros that went off the air with WCW storming the ring to fight off NWO were always awesome.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
“…AND HERE COMES THE WCW LOCKER ROOM! THEY’RE FIGHTING BACK! FOLKS, WE GOTTA GO!”
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I actually really liked him
The Fame-Ass-Er was my favourite finish for a while too
Mr. Ass is such a bizarre name for a wrestler
wasn't he one of the wreslters who was thought to actually be gay?
Regardless, they both were kick ass back in the day
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The only way Tito retires on a win is if they setup a rematch with ...
Frank Shamrock
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i would watch it
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I think Tito would beat Stephan Bonnar, Brandon Vera, and possibly Karlos Vemola.
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
That would be gold. And it would buy Shamrock a way back into Zuffa’s good graces?
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think Jared Hamman's performance just underlines how terrible CB Dollaway is.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
well
The last ditch effort parlay, not a good chance but worse things have happened.
Big nog and Machida – $10 to win $125
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Nope. 0 chance.
Sorry about the others bro, so close.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Watching a Jared Hamman fight
is like watching a 3 Stooges highlight reel or something
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My only two bets on MMAPlayground.
$250 on Pokrajac @ +600
Potential earnings: +$1,500
Potential loss: -$250
$195 on Jones @ -230
Potential earnings: +$85
Potential loss: -$195
(That’s all I had)
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Phillippou vs. Kingsbury
Weidman vs. Dollaway
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
As is my instinct when people put together lopsided fights, I almost asked "Do you hate Dolloway?"
Then I remembered CB Dolloway’s idiot fucking face and how he permanently has that look like he’s overreacting to his own fart smell so he can blame the fart on somebody else.
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WAR FRANK MIR!
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:16 PM EST reply actions
It's censored in the commercial itself.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I am still confused about that one.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
more importantly
why use that song in your ad knowing its going to get censored?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Isn’t it pretty strange that UFC promotes StubHub? Scalpers n shit.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Since its half 3 and I'm drunk and working tomorrow some of you guys are going to have to do my essay for uni for me.
“Comment and evaluate the critique of colonialism in Xala (1975) and Carla’s Song (1996).”
2500 words. If you all pitch in a sentence we’ll be done in no time!
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Xala is bullshit while Carla’s Song was not.
There, thesis.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Xala is a tough watch but its got an important and interesting message. Carlas song… had robert carlyle
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Xala was the result of xenophobia. Carla’s Song is unknown amongst the Heimey’s Rufford Demongraphic segment.
xenophobia from/towards who? “Heimey’s Rufford Demongraphic segment.” huh?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
The BEST essays are written at half three while drunk.
Three cheers, by the way, for references of The Cribs.
good work on being the first person here to get it :) or at least mention it
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I remember seeing them a few years ago, and at the end they brought out Johnny Marr. Good times. (Although they should have tried to do a Smiths song. God bless the Jarman’s but the only Northern accent that can pull off Panic is a Lancastrian one.)
seen them live twice. so good. the second time they played with Johnny Marr when he joined them for Ignore The Ignorant
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
aMIRica. That is all.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Goddamn I’m excited for the Jones/Machida fight. Will Jones dominate like all his other fights? Will Machida pull of the upset? Will we see 25 minutes with 8 punches thrown?
Mir vs Lesnar III
Will happen in 2012 when Mir is the #1 contender for Lesnar’s belt.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
How dare they use the Cro Cop fight as part of any positive Mir highlight!
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions
..........
This isn’t Nog’s walk in music.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Mir is such a douche
But i still like him
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Imagine how much money he could've made
If he sampled more songs?
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
I wish, but there's some crappy rap over the beat.
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Nope
Puffy’s song with Kashmir’s riff.
From Godzilla 1998 soundtrack. Which had a great Rage song on it.
BOOSH
oh noes. Puffy? Really?
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions
Werdum > Mir
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I never thought I would laugh that hard at watching another human get their ass beat.
I smell something... It smells like... hope. And BBQ.
by BlueNSilverBlood on Dec 10, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions
Is it fair to say that Barnett would be behind Big Nog and Mir when it comes to heavyweight submission artists?
Barnett over Mir
Easily.
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is my instinct, too.
Though I guess it’s hard to know for sure. That would be a phenomenal match-up, though.
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I have no idea
But I love that fight
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Nevermind, it's some bullshit remix.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Mir was one of the first UFC guys I became a fan of
but I always gotta pull for Nogueira.
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Mir
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 10:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Is better than no fucking at all.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Mir by Knees
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions
Nog is walking around the cage like your favorite dog that needs to be put down
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Back to “Amazing”?
Was kind of a fan of “In the City”
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions
That is just the lamest song ever.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions
I love this song.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
As a Kanye fan,
I like to pretend 808s and Heartbreak never happened. Just go straight from Graduation to MDBTF.
by phillyhoosfan on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's very fair.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Law&Order or SVU or Criminal Intent
Discuss
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
Nope. 24.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Dec 10, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a Law and Order only discussion
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Love Ice-T but i also love Vincent D’onofrio
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by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Which one gets me off first?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
They're all terrible
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
shut yo mouth fo'
don’t diss Lawwww and ORDERRRRRRRRRR
by Blacklegend on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
You are insane.
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Soooooo it seems like I've missed a damn good card
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
Really has been good
And Ebersole/Patrick got far too much hate
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Oh well, made it for the main event so I'm happy
but fuck my civil war score is low
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
screw you mir for this song
and screw Kanye for this song
Mir may be a douche
But i love his confidence. Ready to fight anyone, anytime.
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Agreed.
Any dude who will kiss his dad on the lips prior toa cage fight is legit badass.
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I wish Kanye West would get hit by a truck.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Sure you do...
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well...
Hope that works out for you…
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
If you had any balls you’d drive the truck.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Any reason for the random death wish?
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Iz that even English?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
What?
Hooverphonic, Flunk, Zero7, Sade, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Portishead, etc.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I've never heard of the genre is all.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
so why would you feel its
necessary to comment on music that’s completely outside of your genre and understanding?
The NBA: Where Donaghy Happens.
I can't hear music and think it sucks? I have to listen to a genre regularly to judge it?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Nope.
I agree. Kanye is part of what is wrong with music. Shite for the masses.
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
oh, i completely agree
mainstream music is usually trash. but kanye is still able to make mainstream radio hits that still have good art value.
The NBA: Where Donaghy Happens.
Did he just kiss the old guy on the mouth?
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
49, if my addition isn,t drunk too.
bocek hooked me up
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I choose Snatch!
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Good news is
I don’t see anyone on other teams spouting off here about their 60+ score
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Fun Fact: Mir is the longest tenured HW and one of the longest tenured fighters period
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Big question - How will Mir fight after the loss of Miguel Torres?
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If Mir wins and Brock loses, does Mir get ranked above Brock?
Food for thought…
by paythefighters on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
NBA news: Dwight Howard wants to get traded to the Nets
and the Chris Paul trade has been resubmitted.
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
No, Dwight, not the Nets.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I'd want the Mavs
but I’ll take the Nets over the Lakers
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
I'd rather neither.
Spurs. Hahahahaha.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I want it to go through
Because it favors the Hornets.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Go be Mediocre with the Hawks PLEASE!
by Blacklegend on Dec 10, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
dare I say Mir has found his optimum weight?
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Don't think so. Too heavy and soft. Like a sleeker Mir at 245.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Kongo?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Mir always look like an extra from Aladdin in all his pictures? He needs to shave that chin hair.
His chin pubes are part of his mystique.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Double Nog's all the way across the sky?
It’d be so beautiful
mir looks too relaxed just like he did in carwin fight
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Big Nog shuffles like an old man... I have never seen standup like that.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Mir gets put up against the fence too much
for a 260 lb man.
"Parangaricutirimicuaro, I put the shadow in your complex."
What is that indent in the right side of Nog's back under his shoulderblade?
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Got crushed by a cement truck when he was a little boy.
His ribs were so strong instead of snapping they punctured something.Doctors said he would never walk again.
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
Is it fair to call Nog’s back a hatchet wound?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions
Frank you fat ass
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
FUUUCUCKCKCKCKKCSDHCVHMSDX
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
HOLY HELL
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
That shoulder is ruined for life.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Holy fucking shit what a comeback!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
----------------------------
I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Awww, but damn that was a great ass fight. Big ups to Frank Mir
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
OHHHH SHEEEETTT!!!!
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
Nog should have kept pounding on his skull
instead of going for the sub
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions
The fuck did I just watch?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions
Wow
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
HOLY MOSES ON A STICK WTF
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OH SHIT!
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more like broke his shoulder.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
For records people
That is only Mir’s second sub outside of the first two minutes of a fight
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
And Nog's shoulder is EFFED!!!
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
oh snap
literally
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 10:32 PM EST reply actions
How big is your boner right now?
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
That was Beast JJ.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions
I’m stunned.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEES!
GreenHouse
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OH SHIT! Frank is an ox. Snapped it.
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oh man, broke his damn arm
that’s disgusting. Fuck. Really was hoping Nog had that KO. Sick sub though.
Yup, I was just waiting for the stoppage too
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Mir owns Nog’s soul now.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions
FRANK MIR = LEGEND
suck it haters.
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I went from being wrong 4 in a row
to right 3 times. plz keep going. and i had murr by sub :O not gonna lie though, i badly wanted nog to win
you picked mir by sub? My (and nogs) hand is off to you
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Right now Frank Mir is running around the cage doing a Rocky impression screaming "MIGUEL! MIGUEL!"
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by pdl on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
DISGUSTingly enjoyable fight
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions
I guess Joe was wrong. Surprise, surprise.
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Nog, you fucking had him. YOU FUCKING HAD HIM.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Nog could have stopped him if he had kept punching! Definitely a bad choice to go for the choke instead. Love it! Beautiful Frank Mir, you handsome bastard!
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Truth
Big Nog is tough SOB…no tap until it broke…crazy.
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Herb
Dean was being a dick, and kept telling Nog to stop punching the back of the head even though he wasn’t. HERB DEAN’S FAULT!
MIR WIN INVALIDATED…
You kidding? Herb did no wrong. Like I said Nog had it almost won but he blew it by a severe tactical error. Deal with it.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
the fuck?
He was punching the back of his head. Herb should be commended for actually calling this when so many refs let it go unpunished especially when someone is hurt and looking for the finish
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
bullshit
Herb Dean did right, unlike Mccarthy in the Velasquez/Dos Santos fight, now that was bullshit. Yes I’m bringing that shit back, MULTIPLE strikes to the back of Velasquez head damnit
by scratchface on Dec 10, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
injury stoppage.
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Although Nog did tap as the arm broke,
so I don’t know why it doesn’t go down as a submission.
by Scott Haber on Dec 10, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
That's because they announced it as a contender's fight
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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Mir vs Barnet/Cormier for the next shot after brock/overeem
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Bruce buffer is high
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WOW BROKE HIS ARM?!
idc i am a fan of Mir Period!
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
That's dumb
He has 30 lbs on Nog
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
Royce Gracie.
Your logic is unsound in this case.
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Mir being heavier didn't cause
Mir to transition to that kimura. That was technique.
by Scott Haber on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit!
Why did you stop punching him Nog?
by Sweet Scientist on Dec 10, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Seriously having trouble not puking in my mouth
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Mir seriously has some of the most vicious subs in the game
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He is so big that if he gets an arm he can easily snap that shit
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by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Harris/ Mir
at catch weight
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
oh the carnage!
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"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Frank is a monster.
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Ain’t Silva-Sonnen but this was some damn good shit. I love mma.
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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions
he got to greedy and didn't make enough space to finish frank.
He went for the sub instead of the Tko
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Nog: my elbow had staph infection
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"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Hahahahah
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Disturbingly fun. Fun-ly disturbing.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Mir was out
Dean should have stopped it!
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by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions
you have to be the dumbest person on the planet, im sorry
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I can't help being a Nog nuthugger
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Nogueira's face during the kimura is so weird
He’s in total agony and then his face is like “Oops, my arm broke. Tap now.”
Mir gained respect. And I somehow Lesnar/Mir III comes out of this so Lesnar can POUND dat ass.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
It will be a title fight next year
Don’t worry
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Neither of those two will come even CLOSE to beating JDS.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Crosseyed Kessel!
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions
I feel like all the happiness in the world just disappered
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
That was an awesome fight
I don’t care if you love Nog and hate Mir, there was nothing not great about that fight
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
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Do you have respect for Frank Mir now? You probably never will, but this man is a top heavyweight. Submitting Nog! Breaking his arm! God damn legend.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions
did that guys boner grow or shrink? ugh
by anamal on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions
“WE STILL HAVE THE BIG ONE FOR YOU”
That disturbed me so, so much.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
He?
They? I don’t fuckin know anymore.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
There's a reason they call it BangKOK, not BangCUNT.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
That might be it on Big Nog's career, tough at his age to come back from a severe break like that
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
-Groucho Marx
This is depressing
Machida knocks out Jones in the first to make up for this.
The internet will explode if that happens.
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I choose Snatch!
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i kind of want to see
Mir v Cain next. anyone else?
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions
LOL
Go back and read the comments, if you weren’t watching it, you’d think he killed him
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Didn’t seem to care much that he broke his arm.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions
I picked Machida, sorry Pick 'Em I had too
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
That was an epic fight
But my goodness Nog should have absolutely gone for the KO.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Snowden with the comment of the night
When Nogueira comes back with a steel plate in his arm, he’ll be better than ever. Just like Lex Luger.
by IRodC on Dec 10, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
haha thats hilarious
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How did I miss that, bravo
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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I guess forearm shots would be banned.
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Mir haters
what you got?
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
I used to be an MMA blogger like you.....but then I took an arrow to the knee.
He gets rocked really easily
But then that happened and I was like “WOW!”
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
The absurd shit is that Nog FUCKING HAD HIM.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions
brock had him also
till he tapped too, WOOOOOOOO
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
by elmojo on Dec 10, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Frank Mir
IS IN THE MIX!!!
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Big Nog clearly has something left
Big Nog vs. Kongo/Hunt winner?
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Umm.. FUCK yes.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Depending on how screwed up his shoulder is maybe but if its F'd just retire
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Yeah don't see that happening
Besides…they are pumping Kongo for a title shot with the little run he’s on now
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by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Punk move by Minotauro.
Had the finish when Frank when Frank was rocked and up against the cage. Switches to the guillotine, gave Frank the chance to recover and escape, ends up snapping his arm.
Props to Frank, still not going to beat the likes of Brock, Junior, Cain and Alistair.
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
i want to see him fight Cain
that seems like the next step for them both.
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
mos def
Muir vs. Cain would be soooo goood
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Punk in that he knew he had Frank rocked and instead of going for the finish with strikes.
He decided to switch to the guillotine to show off his jits, punk move in that he was being cocky and not taking Frank seriously enough. Dumb, yes, but definitely a punk move.
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
kz was better but to kimura nog…that will win
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Goldberg just hit a new stupid low.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
by IKiIIed007 on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
When? What did he say?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
.... What in the silly fuck?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
he tore his shoulder
It wasnt an arm break. thats what happens with kimuras.
by Democritus on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I actually want to see Big Nog vs Struve
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
I like this fight...maybe he'll be healed by June...
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by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Goldberg…what the shit are you talking about?
by ricker2005 on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So...
Is it fair to say that Mir has better jitz than Nog? I mean, Mir was CLEARLY dazed/rocked… AND STILL managed to bust his freakin’ arm.
mir's zombie jitz is just awesome
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How does one train Zombie Jits.
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Hard to argue against that
At least in terms of MMA JJ
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by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Nog clearly underestimated him though
especially since Mir looked out.
The haters will still have excuses, just like last time.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Nog got to greedy simple as that
He should have backed off a little and go for the tko instead of getting entangled with frank.
His punches didn’t have any effect on Frank while Nog was trying to finish him cus he couldn’t get his punches off
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Cool...
Just interested in what BJJ/more knowledgeable guys have to say about it…
by Atomic Salmon on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mir gotta get the next title shot after Overeem! I don’t think he’ll win but he deserves it more than anyone else currently in the UFC HW division. God I love Frank Mir.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
With Brock coming off a loss to Reem? No way man. Frank has three solid wins in a row, Brock will have two losses. No way Mir should take that fight. (assuming Brock loses: if he wins they could fight if JDS is out due to injury or such)
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
The HW division is so shallow that it might happen
anyone else would pretty much be a step down for Mir.
Nah, he’d be stupid to take that match at this point. Don’t see it happening.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not here to watch them
Play tennis. This is fighting bro
K-1 Level Predictions Team
by KMcCaig on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tap or nap
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Nog was never gonna tap
Thats what he got…I had the same feeling as when Aoki snapped Hiorta’s arm way back when…Just knowing a moment earlier what was going to happen.
So Rogan, about Nogueira's BJJ being "On another level"
What’s killing me is that Nog was brutalizing Mir on the feet.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Mir made no attempt to defend himself
It was completely bizarre.
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's better to just deal with it and accept Mir as a decent fighter
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Hate? thats a strong word. maybe you meant you envy him
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Up to 14 points bitches
Now I’m going to make another Mir love fanpost. Fuck you all who said I was crazy
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Joe/Goldie are fucking awful lately. I mean lazy. Rogan is high as shit most of the time but is Goldberg a robot? Turrible.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Mir can never, ever, ever fight on FOX
The guy snaps more arms than a character in a Steven Seagal movie.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shining Wizard?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for spirit bomb
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Bone Jones just rubs me the wrong way
I think he will win but i hope Machida destroys him
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Jon, question.
Will your opponent get his belt back?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Looks like a soccer jersey.
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George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
At least GSP isn't headling this card
to completely kill the momentum
Just Breed!
by ScoreCardOTN on Dec 10, 2011 10:43 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
The Upset Gods already used their powers in this card
Korean Zombie took it.
Now were going to have to watch the dragon on his back eating elbows :(
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Bald head, red goatee and hoop earrings is not a good look on anyone
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
Ginger security guards...angry and higHly visible.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
This is very close to being card of the year
Patrick/Ebersole holds it back though.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
It's been fuckin looney toonz boys. Love it.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I really do not understand the hate for that fight
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
It wasn't bad
3rd round was fun but EBersole tried to wall-and-stall too much.
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
He was working hard, IMO
Patricks defense was just really good
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
I raise you
Jon Jones. Period.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
The last Brazilian fighter to be pep-talked by a teammate with his hand on his shoulder facing Bones…didn’t do well…
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:44 PM EST reply actions
WAR DRAGOOOON
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
im gonna guess bleed it out or throw it away
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Linkin Park
The beginning is Lyoto’s father singing in japanese
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
Sick Indeed
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I am so glad
My date with my girlfriend fell through tonight, to miss this would have been criminal
K-1 Level Predictions Team
Jones is a beast but cmon Machida. Shin Shoryuken!!
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully nobody tells Hamill that a Jones opponent is actually walking out to a song about bleeding out.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions
Lyoto: jab, jab, low kick, forward and straight right
Jones: Yoga fire
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
I would pin him into the corner with fireballs and jump in with combos.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Every single worldwide trend on Twitter except Todd Marinovich
Is about Frank Mir/Big Nog.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Jon Jones is a orthodox lefty, Orthodox lefty vs Southpaw is a huge disadvantage for the Orthodox guy
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions
He switches a lot.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
What a fitting song. Ballbag
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions
nice walkout song! anyone know the combo?
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions
god give me style by 50 cent and live your life by some… person
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
If Machida wins I get the underdog bonus, if Jones wins I win the CW wagers
I can’t lose!
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
$200,000 parlay on Jones/Cholish/Mir
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Honestly, Jon Jones should walk out to Darth Vader's music
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
by elmojo on Dec 10, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
No, something much more unorthodox—mariachi!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, if it's a quick fight
The entire main card would’ve been done within 2 hours.
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If Jones wins, I have such an overwrought, emotional column at the ready.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions
When Jones wins, I have such an overwrought, emotional column at the ready.
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Is this Jon Jones' Chris Cope homage walk in?
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Machida by armbar anyone?
Jones probably won’t get KO’d so I think if he gets Machida on his back he’ll make a mistake.
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Guillotine is a possibility too.
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by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Jones won't move up until Frank Mir retires
Snappity crack crack pop.
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Live your Life, great house song
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions
It's beautiful people
Chris Brown Featuring Benni Benassi
im an idiot. i saw Benassi live and forgot it -_-
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Chuck's chin put a curse on the belt
after getting knocked out by Rampage.
Quiet.
Geniuses at work.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions
Jones is nervous as fuck.
as he always are
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions
Machida looks off.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions
so does everyone that stares in the eyes of Jones
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
machida is going to his happy place…lol
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions
blagat?
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
fuck that
im tired
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
jones by 3rd tko. butt 3 min rounds and they dont take a break in between
Always Remember, Don't Be A Sucker
by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Jones isn't exactly the most technical fighter
its pretty much reach vs. footwork in this fight.
People call me a hater, and yeah I'm rooting for Lyoto,
but realistically I’m interested to see how much Jones has improved between the Rampage fight and this one. And he will have improved noticeably. My guess is tighter footwork, switching stances a bit, and much more balance when throwing the straight right.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
That was like 7 weeks ago
How much do you really see changing?
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
For somebody as athletic as Jones with as rudimentary striking?
A whole hell of a lot. Dude learns a lot and has tons of room to grow too.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I wonder if Machida got
Anderson Silva type money for this fight?
by flashlight cop on Dec 10, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions
BIG JOHN REFFING
Hell Yeah
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
I'm so pumped for this
I can’t remember a more intriguing matchup ever
by paythefighters on Dec 10, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions
srsly?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
its an interesting matchup but Machidas 1 fight win streak is annoying. I wasmore into JDS/Cain
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Am I Corny, or is JDS's "come out to the center of the cage and point to the line" one of the coolest things ever?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions
Clearly IKilled007 picked Jones in the war
therefore Jones will get knocked out tonight.
McCarthy has tendency to stop fights
too early. He would of stopped last fight when Mir was getting rocked. I don’t like this.
Just Breed!
I think Dean has a greater tendency to do so
BJM is a great ref in my book
by paythefighters on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Just get this shit over with
After he beats Machida and Evans I can stop cheering against him… because he’ll have beaten all my favorite LHW’s already.
I hope all that urine drinking was worth it. Because gatorade works pretty well too.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Even where he's from 'Endicott' just sounds like an annoying and pretentious place.
I believe in Chael Sonnen.
WAR Machida!!
I love you too Bones but damn it war karate kid.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Really excited about this fight
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anybody noticed how big Jones’ reach is?
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions
He's suckering Jones in.
This is bad…
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
by IKiIIed007 on Dec 10, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i think lyoto is gonna catch him, it is going to be amazing!
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions
Machida's got Jones hesitating
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He's looking effing incredible
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
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That just popped up in my head after the flurry of punches Machida threw
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
10-9 Dragon
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The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
First round Jones has lost in his career
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions
lost a round to bonnar iirc
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
2009 was stil part of his career
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
10-9 Machida
Mark Hunt's Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"I said ‘let me tell you, you’re one punch away from being worth zero’ and I was wrong, he was one triangle choke away from being worth zero." - Dana on Fedor
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions
10-9 Machida
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
10-9 Machida
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
by IKiIIed007 on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
10-10
I don’t think either fighter really did much with their flurries.
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Machida? What is Jones doing? LSD?
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Lyoto!!!!!!!!!!!
First time i’ve seen jones vulnerable. Come on Machida !
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
10-10
Jones raising his hand after the first ROUND of a title fight? Eat a dick.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions
10=9 Machida
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by Jeff Bernard on Dec 10, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
The Jones Hype Train is pulling into the station
UVA and Virginia Tech students have a lot in common. We were all accepted to Virginia Tech.
Jones doesn't know how to handle the southpaw!
If he doesn’t get the takedown, things are gonna get worse before they get better. Holy shit.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
He shouldn't stalk machida like that
and he needs a takedown
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions
Not exactly action packed but a damn intense round nonetheless
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
Its like a Machida symphony now
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Shut the EFF up Goldie
No one cares abourt 141 right now!!
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
I’m feeling much better now
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions
No
This fight cannot end by cut
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The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Got damn, Jones packing blades
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions
Jones rocked him with a massive right
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions
Goddamm!!
The Season 4 BE rec’ing CHAMPION!
The Season 1 Blow the Staff CHAMPION!
The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending Transgendered S&M CHAMPION!
And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
WHAT?!!!!
"Anderson Silva is the best fighter in MMA today. If you don't enjoy watching him fight, you have no heart." - Fraser Coffeen
Did you see the way he FLOPPED TO THE GROUND?!
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Fuck every single one of you!
HAHAHAHAHA
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
IT’S ALL OVER, JON JONES NEVER DIE
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions
Terrifying.
"So even though it’s the gayest sport ever, MMA is still the best sport ever. I love my gay sport." - Wrestling Uber Alles
Holy shit!
Nice 2nd round Bones
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Who will get Sub of the night ?
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I agree here
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Knockout of the Night
Korean Zombie
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY
p4p #2 behind anderson. Sorry Gsp, you’re gone. A couple more wins like this against Evans, etc. He might take over #1
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions
Yup, GSP is injured, Jones just beat Bader, Shogun, Rampage, and Machida in one year
LeBron James - 0 Charles Barkley - 0 Karl Malone/John Stockton - 0 Sun Yue -1
Is this year better than Shoguns 05?
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Ask nicely dude, he may get angry and go biblical on your ass...
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone else remember the "guillotine myth"?
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by Chris Hall on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
that is the new baddest man on the planet as long as im concerned
jones vs overeem anyone?
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Absolute beastmaster. Ali is grinning somewhere for some reason.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Yup
Ali LOVES guillotines
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The Season 2, 3 and 4 Cat Molesting CHAMPION!
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And the soon to be Ugly-Ass Ben Saunders Shirt Buying CHAMPION!
Don’t even deny this kid his swagger. That was gangster.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I will die, but I will not tap."
Respect.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
by gzl5000 on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
He did indeed
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
by AfroSamurai on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
when you drop a man on his face asleep, that is sub of the night
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
when you break/dislocate nogs arm/shoulder thats sotn
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
^^^ Yup...
Gotta agree that Mir’s sub was more brutal, even though Jones’s looked nastier. Eh… give it to both of them; first time either Nog or Machida have been subbed!
by Atomic Salmon on Dec 10, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
BV, we’re all waiting :)
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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
For the column?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's coming.
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by BVandDietPepsi on Dec 10, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Are you haters gonna give him respect now?
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
he killed my hero, i am obligated to hate him but no doubt he is the baddest motherfucker on the planet
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I have just logged in
fucking baws! It is 4.05am in Scotland and I have no idea what is happening with this card but it all seems awesome. Fingers crossed for Lyoto. Although, it doesn’t sound promising for him.
Labour is blossoming or dancing where
The body is not bruised to pleasure soul.
by DisforDelicious on Dec 10, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Bones put Machida to sleep with a standing guillotine
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Evans is a dead man. Dead.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
hope we see as many gifs of Lyoto looking dead as we see of Rashad.
I’m just sayin.
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Hendo you're great but, Jones is far and away fighter of the year
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Has been pretty much my reaction the whole night.
GG….
Damn Jones will Reign for years to come Hendo has NOTHING FOR HIM
only hope is Evans
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
Please, please do not put Hendo up against him. That is going to be too sad to watch…
by paythefighters on Dec 10, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
But still have to give SOTN to Mir
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Absolutely
but that guillotine was brutal too
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Jon’s gonna win it.. Dana plays favorites.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think it'll be a double Sub bonus
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Unbelievable
The way he flopped to the ground was just horrendous. My jaw dropped.
That was seriously scary.
Jones is ridiculous
His hardest challenge and he finished him in round 2! WTF
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Bonnar is the only man to take Jones to a decision...
Bader? Failed. Rua? Failed. Jackson? Failed. Machida? Failed. Hahaha… bizarre…
by Atomic Salmon on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Gusmao
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 10, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Man it only takes one missup the takedown by Jones led to teh elbows and the choke before that Machida was incontrol of that fight
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yeah
I seriously thought he was going to win before the fight, and after the first round things were looking good. props to Jon though
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exactly I was like man Machida might take this after the first round and than that takedown
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ALWAYS DID BABY
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I think Jones' best asset, aside from his size...
freakish athleticism, 84" reach, etc…. are his smarts. He’s a REALLY smart fighter.
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Digusting
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions
Disgusting* (in a good way ofc)
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck off
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
by IKiIIed007 on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ffs
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, definitely.
You’re a moron.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I don't like Jon Jones.
But this is ridiculous.
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Lyoto was in no danger, Jone would have to hold the choke much longer than he did for anything bad to happen.
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Fuck off, you hold it until the ref breaks it. And it was only 1-2 seconds max
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
It can be hard to tell, especially when you don’t recognize the username. Also, I’ve been drinking. So, you know
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Already got a warning, ohh well.
And for the record, I dislike Jones, and Machida is my hero, but you can’t take anything away from Jones. Machida is the man for not tapping though.
“I will die, but I will not tap”
Yep, I was rooting for Machida no doubt, but I gotta give it up to Jones. After that first round thing was looking very interesting, was hoping for a war. But yeah that’s the way she goes.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Why would it be a no-no? There is a sarcasm front option, why not use it.
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I remember reading is another post, some dude got warned that he would be banned for mentioning the sarcasm font.
Lol, what!? You sure that post you were reading was not in the sarcasm font?
I am free because I choose to be so-Me
Man, there is no “sarcasm font”. Its purpose it to be able to write code without it being used as code. And yeah Richard Wade who is a mod here has had a long standing ban on users of it as sarcasm.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I new it was not really sarcasm front, either way that is absurd that someone would get banned for using it.
I am free because I choose to be so-Me
Well it’s fucking stupid, it’s.. if you have to use a special font to show you’re being sarcastic, you probably shouldn’t even try
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
No its not stupid its the internet, the tone of voice is often how people convey sarcasm you can’t do that online.
I am free because I choose to be so-Me
Fair point, but still, I am vehemently against it. Either your sarcasm works or it doesn’t, you shouldn’t have to use a special font to make it obvious (which negates it anyway).
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
It real life, my tone of voice and mannerism is how I convey sarcasm. Over and over again on message boards I see sarcasm fail because there is no way to covey tone. I have seen people use Italics for sarcasm, having a special font won’t just as well. And actually adds to the amusing nature of the comment sometimes.
I am free because I choose to be so-Me
I agree with Kefka, to a certain extent.
I mean its difficult to convey sarcasm, unless you know the person enough to see when their using sarcasm.
damn lotta fighters got fucked up tonight…great night of fights!
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions
Rashad isn’t there to ruin his special moment
by IRodC on Dec 10, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This event was amazing
except for Ebersole vs. Patrick.
Probably still woozy.
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i thought i saw him get up and looked fine
i could be wrong though. his throat was prolly fucked
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not when you lose like that. He was out out out!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Jon Jones is officially the most dangerous human being not named Jack Lambert.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Or Bear Grylls.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
jon jones would put bear grylls in the rape van and put more hands on him than jerry sandusky
by dana_whitebelt on Dec 10, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
unarmed
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 10, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you said most gorgeous
and thought you took your fandom to a whole other level.
He just beat a guy who only knows the Dane Cook of Martial Arts.
Archer will be the man to beat Jones.
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This is going to happen time and time again....
This babies are going to find another fighter to hype up to beat Jones
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions
"shoguns gon Ko him" "lets go Rampage Ko this douchebag" "C'mon Lyoto plz Ko Jones"
After a while it gets embarrassing
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Next is rashad
then lol hendo hahahahhahahaha ol one punch, remember rampage?
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Mostly just his personality
I find him unlikeable. If he wasn’t kind of douchey, I would totally be a fan.
he does come off as a douch though
things like “no, I never done karate but I did TKD as a kid for two years or so” don’t sit well with most people, but hey, as long as he’s in the top he has the right to be a douch :p
I call you, I talk to me - Anderson Silva
Not really.
I mean, look at guys like JDS. Baddest man on the planet and not and mean bone in his body. He would murderfuck Jones and then cry/hug him afterwards lol.
certainly
I’m just saying I’m fine with Jones being a douch, he’s got the right to own it since he’s the untouchable champ, just like AS sometimes acts like a douch inside the cage, I really have no problem with it because both guys back up with their skills.
I call you, I talk to me - Anderson Silva
I guess it just bugs me.
I’ll just keep rooting against him. I can’t wait for him to move up to HW and get clobbered :D
Jones doesn't own it though
It comes out in little bitty passive aggressive ways outside the cage and that’s what annoys people
But as long as it comes out as harsh brutality inside the cage I’m cool
AS clowns regardless
I had the first for Machida
arielhelwani Ariel Helwani
For the record, two judges gave the first round to Jon Jones. The judges were Bertrand and Blatnick. D’Amato gave it to Machida.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
Shit son. Thats horrible.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
How can you be angry at that?
The round was the definition of a tossup, and could have been 10-10 as well, though that seems to be reserved for rounds with little action.
by paythefighters on Dec 10, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Because Lyoto landed the only significant strikes.
The left hand and the body kick. Easy 10-9 Machida. And I LOVE Bones.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Did you see my headline?
“I had the first for Machida”
I think Jones lost the first round.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I had 10-10
Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.
by halitosis on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I guess Lyoto wasn't the one to spoil Jon Jones' special night
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impossible
not to give mir sub of night.
cannot happen. should be double
I'm calling a SOTN bonus for Mir and Jones
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Makdessi should cut to 145, he’s too small for LW.. also, easier division.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Hallman is massive for LW
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I know, and he didn’t make weight. But I thought that for Makdessi’s last fight too, he looks small for the division.
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
see you kids tomorrow for the final individual results of the BE CW season 1 MUTHERFUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERSSSS
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by Our Bovine Public on Dec 10, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Interestingly, two judges gave the first to Jones:
arielhelwani Ariel Helwani
For the record, two judges gave the first round to Jon Jones. The judges were Bertrand and Blatnick. D’Amato gave it to Machida.
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Utter bullshit. Machida clearly took the first round.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 10, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jones top 3 P4P IMO, perhaps another year he surpasses GSP and Silva…
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wow a hater giving Joens his proper due
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
no longer hater
gotta give him his dues, dude is a monster and there is no more denying it, to deny it is to deny reality lol
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by Orcus on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am a hater but give him his dues.
No conflict there.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Bader, Shogun, Rampage, and Machida decisively in one year
with GSP on an extended injury layoff, I’d put him at #2
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Already surpassed GSP
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
How about he has a couple of years to fight.
And we see how things pan out. As awesome as his is, Machida exposed some of his serious flaws tonight. When he makes a run even close the ones GSP or Silva have made, then we can start talking P4P.
I think his run only this year earns him that status
and no one will be able to duplicate Machida’s game
I call you, I talk to me - Anderson Silva
You don't need to duplicate Machida style.
Just punch Jones in the face. it’s clear that he doesn’t respond well to that.
Who does?
Dude did the smart thing and backpedaled.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just saying.
You don’t really need Machida’s style. Just pressure him and punch him really hard in the face lol.
Shyeah.
Hendo will surely knock him out…
Also, I don’t need air to live.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
but who else can stay away from his strikes like Machida did in round one?
I call you, I talk to me - Anderson Silva
No one.
It kinda shows that Jones’ bodytype compensates for all its inefficacies.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't that Rampage's plan?
I mean, that’s Rampage’s whole deal. Punch you in the face with abandon.
And how did that work for him?
Passed GSP
just because of how much he fought this year imo.
Jone would destroy Silva at this point and GSP is on the long term mend. Let’s be real. You think Anderson could stop Jones TDs or top control? Or even threaten a sub?
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Because Anderson fights at LHW sometimes...?
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Twice.
Irvin and Forrest. And he walks around at ~225, he’s definitely big enough for LHW.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I can personally guarantee you that you would be in the vast minority to not want a Silva-Jones superfight.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I'm in the minority also.
36 year old great striker dude vs 25 y/o phenom with a wrestling base and good striking and the frame of a heavyweight.
Not competitive.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Anderson doesn't look 36.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Not competitive either way.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
excuses. Andy fought at LHW, and would have fought GSP.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm convinced Silva would KO Jones.
Silva is fast as balls and knocks guys out with jabs. And he makes most people look silly for even getting in the cage with him.
The other thing with Silva
After watching his fight with Hendo, I realized how angry Silva gets when he gets tagged. Hendo cracked him and it only served to make him mad and even more aggressive.
Jones tends to retreat when under fire.
I imagine he's furious at himself for letting himself get hit
And takes it out on the poor bastard who did it
I think he has a nasty streak in him
And he can’t control it in the fights.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
what was he supposed to do?
mccarthey separated them. he couldnt slowly lower him to the ground
Are you fucking kidding.
Nobody will ever appreciate this guy.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Thank you sir.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
he should have held him in his arms
and rocked him to sleep like a baby
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If you didn't think that was badass...
we have nothing to talk about. He was like an assasin. Like he just injected a designer poison into his throat with a needle that came out of a special compartment drilled into the middle of his fingerbone. Maybe you need some TRT.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Why is no one talking about the fact that Jones ate Machida's best punches
Yet Jones DROPPED Machida hard with that left hand before the choke?
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
and he rocked him with a massive right hand before the takedown .
A granite chinned Jones is a scary thing
by Mohammedini Hussein on Dec 10, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty clear Jones has a better chin than Machida.
However, not a granite chin, as was shown by the fact that Machida rocked him more than once.
I actually have a sneaking suspicion
that Jones has a really good chin. He used to just walk through guys’ punches earlier in his career.
Sounds like
you have an answer to your own question.
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by DisforDelicious on Dec 10, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Almost all of them
except for Ebersole vs. Patrick. Avoid that shit at all costs.
Titties my man.
Card of the year.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
No.
They all sucked.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Dec 10, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
And
Lil Nog vs. Tito. And Hominick vs. Jung.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Seriously, it’s been one of the best card of the year
by Horselover Fat on Dec 10, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
When Jones grapples
it’s fucking SCARY. I don’t know how anybody beats the guy, ever, with that toolset available to him . He’s been working on his stand up, because he has to, and he’s been putting those new skills to use in fights, but once the guy gets a hold of you, you’re inevitably fucked.
"Parangaricutirimicuaro, I put the shadow in your complex."
i just find it crazy that seconds after he put machida down he opened that huge gash on his head
it was like jones had a knife. his elbows are ridiculous.
It's the reach, plain and simple.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, man
the elbows, the INSANE angles he can get on people because of the length of his arms, how he bases out with his hips and freak legs to control how he weighs on people. It’s all unprecedented.
"Parangaricutirimicuaro, I put the shadow in your complex."
The only person in the whole of the UFC who *should* give him pause is Stefan Struve...
and dude ain’t fight smart at all.
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by Unabomberman on Dec 10, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Guard does not apply to Jon Jones.
I said it in my Best of 2010 DVD review, and it’s even more true now.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
Time to watch the Amir Khan fight!
if it’s not over yet.
That was brutal.
BRUTAL. And amazing.
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by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions
the Toronto events have both been amazing
Two of the best of the year.
Evans is never gonna beat Jones, now.
Even if his striking can get to the level where he can be better than Jones the night of the fight, hw either won’t be able to sustain it or get clinched and see his only hope evaporate.
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I can actually not remember a card better than this.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
It’s weird, too. I didn’t have very high expectations for this one. Not that I’m complaining.
JDS, Jones, Florian, Frankie
by Crackity Bones on Dec 10, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
This card has some sick finishes.
Igor knocked his guy out completely unconscious.
Little Nog broke Tito’s sternum.
Mir ruined Nog’s shoulder.
And Jones put Lyoto to sleep on his feet.
A few scary moments.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
I actually thought K-Sos was dead. No lie.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
CSJ knocking out Hominick in 7 seconds
Phillipou knocking out Hamman like three times in one round.
I'm telling you guys right now.
Dan “Honey Badger” Henderson will be the UFC LHW champ in 2012.
by Warbreezy on Dec 10, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm telling YOU right now
That would be crazy. Not impossible, but nuts.
The door.
Use it.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
good god.
If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn... that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
by John Danaher's Hair on Dec 10, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
He couldn't handle Anderson Silva on the ground;
what’s going to happen when Jon Jones sweep those chicken legs out from under him?
"Parangaricutirimicuaro, I put the shadow in your complex."
It speaks to the weirdness of Jones's game
that when he started in on that choke I was almost positive he would get it. Anybody else, I would’ve thought they were retarded for even trying. Leverage, boys, it’s all about leverage.
JDS, Jones, Florian, Frankie
by Crackity Bones on Dec 10, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions
when he started going for it i didnt even know what was going on.
once i realized what was going on i still didnt think he was gonna get that. dem long arms man. i was stunned when he got it.
As much as I love the pure skill of boxing tonight just reminded how incredibly badass MMA combatants are.
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by Jeremy Couturier on Dec 10, 2011 11:24 PM EST reply actions
I think they've shown most of the fights 4 times now.
"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.
And in no way is that a bad thing.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
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