How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of November

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

ANDERSON SILVA VS. CHAEL SONNEN

"Landed in L.A to UFC on FOX November,12 ... hello USA Spider is in the house..." -Anderson Silva

"The bug got to Anaheim today, I get in tomorrow. We are having a meeting, and I AIN'T BRINGING FLOWERS.... As Champion, I need nothing except my list of demands. Fighting on the date I'VE selected is my right for being better than you, Yes YOU." -Chael Sonnen

"Andy won't stand up to me, but he'll have to sit before me tomorrow. Perhaps bowing and kissing my boot is in order. MEDIUM RARE!" -Chael Sonnen

THERE'S FUNNY...

"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow...by groundhog standards I think we're in for 6 more weeks of recession" -Ronda Rousey

"Joe is currently unavailable... And will continue to be so all week #MW3" -Joe Lauzon

"When Forrest Griffin sings his daughter lullabys she goes to sleep just so he'll shut the fuxk up" -Forrest Griffin

"When Forrest Griffin goes to the zoo the monkeys ask him how he escaped" -Forrest Griffin

"Forrest Griffin still fights but his chin retired years ago... When Forrest Griffin travels to fight he forgets to pack his chin" -Forrest Griffin

"Little know fact, the best way to reduce your carbon footprint is actually suicide" -Forrest Griffin

"What's the difference between Forrest Griffin and Forrest Gump? Honesty 9 IQ points" -Forrest Griffin

AND THERE'S TAKING IT A BIT TOO FAR

"Forrest Griffin was acquitted of rape because the jury couldn't see what he did the rapeing with" -Forrest Griffin

"Rape is the new missionary" -Forrest Griffin, who got quite a lot of heat for this tweet.

"I love twitter cus by the time you want to take "it" back "it's" out there forever kinda like nude pics" -Forrest Griffin

"I'm sorry I'm gonna go ahead and put myself of twitter restriction until next week" -Forrest Griffin

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould

UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT KING, NATE QUARRY

"Survived my daughter's sleepover birthday party this weekend. I'd rather be punched in the face that face that again." -Nate Quarry

"I'm bringing back label makers. It's time. Technology is cyclical." -Nate Quarry

"5 Steps to a Belt: Use the transitive property to get your favorite fighter a championship! A>B, B>C, therefore A>C. It's science people! ...I beat Pete Sell who beat Baroni who beat Ryo Chonan who beat A. Silva with a flying heel hook. King me!" -Nate Quarry

HARDY, PLUS JOHNSON VS. SADOLLAH

"Just watched my last fight for the first time. Damn, I was awful." -Dan Hardy

"@danhardymma if you wanna feel better about yourself watch my fight with @amirMMA lol it would be a pick me up ha ha ha" -DaMarques Johnson

"@DaMarques_UFC to be fair you called me dumb I think." -Amir Sadollah

"@amirMMA you are tougher cooler and drive a nicer car than me. Just let me have the dumb comment lol but don't hit me k?!?" -DaMarques Johnson

TWIDEOS

"The Ring (Announcer)." -Dana White