Suck it. Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it. This is the weekend where the true fans of the sport shall be separated from self-aggrandized TUF noobs. While many of us have been busy deriding this week's event as weaksauce, a joke, or the worst numbered UFC ever (Incorrect! I drove twenty fucking hours to watch Thales Leites butt-scoot his way to a loss. Watching Mr. and Mrs. Cyborg have sex would be an improvement over that. Watching Rin Nakai crush coconuts with her Chun Li thighs would be an improvement. GOLF would be an improvement.) No, instead, you should thank Dana for this weekend, for he was kind enough to spot you guys a free five points for the fight between Thiago Alves and... um... I dunno. Bartolo Colon or somebody. Rest assured, you shall need these points five, for on the rest of the card WE WILL FIST YOUR MOTHERS. In closing, eat a dick.
PS: MAKE YOUR PICKS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW DICKASSES.