Chael Sonnen and Arianny Celeste Engage in Twitter Beef
Twitter certainly makes life as an MMA fan interesting. When you're not seeing which weird 35 year old adult is begging a top 50 middleweight for a retweet, you can see fighters two weight classes apart talk about beating each other up. But the recent "beef" between Chael Sonnen and Arianny Celeste is the first I can remember between a fighter and a ring card girl.
It started with a comment made by Sonnen when asked about who should win Ring Girl of the Year honors at the World MMA Awards (which Chael is hosting). Via Fighters Only, Chael responded with:
"We only had one and that was Chandella [Powell]. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny [Celeste] kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her,"
Arianny originally responded on Twitter with this (now deleted) tweet:
Hey what's ur name.. after @spideranderson kicks your ass..u won't even be able to count to 5!! Get ready to kiss brazils ass!
Of course, not one to let someone else get the last word, Chael replied:
Seems easy to wear a bikini and seems easy to walk in a circle, but try walking in a circle while wearing a bikini. Talented girl!
Now we just wait and see if Arianny wins the award and has to have it handed to her by Chael. I guess anything that makes an awards show slightly more interesting.
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Chael was being an asshole, as usual. I get trash talking, but it should stay between fighters. Arianny wasn’t bothering Chael at all.
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by ProfessorBLove on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Chael gonna Chael!
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Chael gonna Chael, Sonnen gonna Son, I don't really want, none of the above
I piss on you! Yes I do, Yes. I. Do., I’ll pee on you…drip drip drp
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
by warren305 on Nov 28, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, didn't see that coming
For real… that came out of left field
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm hoping you get the Chappelle reference
Otherwise, that would be weird
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
Oh, for sure-
I just did not expect “Chael gonna Chael” to progress into an “I want to piss on you” reference. Well done
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
R kelly's doo doo butter.
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Hey what’s ur name.. after @spideranderson kicks your ass..u won’t even be able to count to 5!! Get ready to kiss brazils ass!
Haven’t Octagon Girls been fired for stuff like this?
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by KatGirl on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah...ones that weren't Arianny.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Nov 28, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Pretty much
Banging your boss goes a long way towards your job security.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
You really think Arianny is gonna get fired. She walks in water compared to everyone else from what I’ve seen.
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 11:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
We ALL walk in water. I’m unimpressed.
by sexysassytravismmafan on Nov 28, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
*on
Fuckin vowels being right next to each other and shit!
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
*on
Fuckin vowels being right next to each other and shit!
Me > Ben Henderson
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
*on
Fuckin vowels being right next to each other and shit!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Nov 28, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
*on
Fuckin vowels being right next to each other and shit!
Aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Nov 28, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Star On!
Sexual intercoursing vowels are so near to one another and their fecal matter!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
*on
Fuckin vowels being right next to each other and shit!
by IRodC on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Paraplegics don't
I’ll escort myself to hell, thank you
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
by warren305 on Nov 28, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
?
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Combat gimps, they exist.
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by dancingChicken on Nov 28, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think she'll get fired.
Nor do I think she should. It just seems like Octagon Girls aren’t supposed to talk back. I think she should have responded but I just wish she had a better response!
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I think you're right
One of the clauses on their UFC contract is a strict “Speak only when spoken to” agreement, if I’m not mistaken.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have a copy of it..

Winter is coming...
by Danthemmaman on Nov 28, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Wait and see what happens when she turns 30
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by KJ Gould on Nov 28, 2011 11:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
It’s like the ring girl equivalent of being in Menudo.
by LikeTheWhiskey on Nov 28, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
right, but the joke was
you hit a certain age, you got let go from the group.
by LikeTheWhiskey on Nov 28, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Arianny’s in over her head here. She’s gonna get verbally picked apart by Chael. The best thing she can do is ignore it and not respond.
→↓↘P
10-8 round for Sonnen IMO
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
He does kinda look like Chael. But Marius Zaromskis will forever take that crown.
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 11:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
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KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Nov 28, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
False.
Only the greatest street fighter character of all time.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Anderson...
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
by warren305 on Nov 28, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes.
Anderson Sagat.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Nov 28, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, I know that guy! That's Stefan Struve from the future when he learned how to kickbox and became Thai!
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna be honest
I’ve never vibed with a Warren, and it sounds terrifyingly sexual. Sorry man, maybe next time.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Warren Buffet can make it worth your while, son.
Wink. Wink.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I need an adult. I need an adult
Preferably not from Penn St., the Catholic Church, Syracuse or named Michael Jackson
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
How you doin'?
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
for Ed…
Blood's cheap.. its everywhere
by Captain Leroy Hotdog Zanzibar on Nov 28, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahahahaha
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

Irony (n.) -Michael Westbrook as the hero on Bully Beatdown.
by Jim America on Nov 28, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
^This^
Good to see a fellow Sagat fan.
→↓↘P
by Dr. Octagon on Nov 28, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
He was the only character I’d play with as a kid.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
I believe it.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Dan all day long.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Dan is God-tier
I humiliate bitches all day with the manliest saikyo fighter alive.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Nothing better than making someone your bitch using Dan.
by discoandherpes on Nov 28, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
+1 for psychological impact and great justice.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Mikhail disagrees

Irony (n.) -Michael Westbrook as the hero on Bully Beatdown.
Kogan/M-1 Global bringing in a new heavyweight?
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No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Why have I never heard of this guy?
I guess he’s after SF2 Turbo?
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
Fuck Sagat
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by SentientAndroid on Nov 28, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
here we go
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by Thats It For you! on Nov 28, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
akuma takes to much damage
Q all day
or Ryu when people want to be all technical
and zangief in SFIV
mvc2 sentinel juggernaut cable
and all the ratio threes in CvS, * CvS2
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Nov 28, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
bob sagats the man.
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Nov 28, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Watch the guy tell the Aristocrasts joke...
Pure win.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
or learn the triangle.
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Nov 28, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
low hanging fruit, chael
pretty easy to crack a joke about a bimbo, less so when the other person has a chance to turn you unconscious.
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by Cory Braiterman on Nov 28, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions
Some people don’t need a Twitter account. Sonnen needs to be on that list with Gilbert Arenas, Miguel Torres, Taj Mowry, Kim Kardashian, and 75% of rappers
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 11:11 AM EST via mobile reply actions
99.999999999999999999999% of the world doesn’t need a Twitter account. The other very small portion should use theirs it as rarely as possible.
by Empty Thoughts on Nov 28, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Chael, just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
by T.C. Engel on Nov 28, 2011 11:12 AM EST reply actions 18 recs
I thought he was the joke?
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Nah, his beard is the joke.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Nov 28, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
He tapped that ass so joke's on us.
Sometimes things make no sense…
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Also:
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
i resent that....
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by F'n Clownshoes on Nov 28, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Damn it Deo.
That was going to be my next joke.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
Professional TUF trainer.... it should be obligatory to have him on as a TUF trainer each year...
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how did i know tiki would show up on this post
by youfailme91 on Nov 28, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Everybody’s picking Chael here and for good reason. He’s a better trash talker technically and he has some smothering backtalk, but Arianne has one line KO power if she decides the use the small testicle technique.
If you can't wow them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU!
by DayGeaux on Nov 28, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
But Chael is well-versed in the no-ass counter
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Just going to leave this here

Aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Nov 28, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That’s some ugly damn leg cross technique, Chael.
KEMvP
"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."
He's defending a full mount in his mind. The stuff of nightmares for him.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
HA!
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by SanFranpsycho on Nov 28, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
The sandals are more feminine than the leg-crossing.
I got yogurt meat-loaf spread all over my ass
stick my weiner in two buns and then give it the gas
sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
gonna burst the seams with my re-fried beans!
Sloppy triangle
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Chael triangled his balls
Until they tapped out for good. Poor guy
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
by warren305 on Nov 28, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
how is this not green yet?
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Nov 28, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't really that great a reply
…. but then I always cave to peer pressure
That's why he needs trt
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by dedstrk316 on Nov 28, 2011 4:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Plus: She has probably thousands of horny followers ready to retweet her stuff, bash Chael in every forum available and ghost-write better stuff for her!
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
gotta admit
i.q. card girl is pretty good.
i tried to change my username to 'big country fit' but the system wouldnt let me.
by gspmademegay on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
I see Arianny winning this by sub in the third round
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by jack knight starman on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 AM EST via mobile reply actions
if i was chael..
… i would let her Lay and Pray on me for 5rounds…
or something.
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If you were Chael you'd have no functioning balls to produce enough testosterone to make it even worthwhile for either of you...
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Erm, hello? TRT? You don’t think he quit that good stuff, do you?
"A belt only covers two inches of your ****and the rest you need to back up on your own." Royce Gracie (allegedly...I just read it somewhere and thought it was cool for my sig!)
I’m not sure the size of his testicles really matters when it comes to the point he was trying to get across.
by Empty Thoughts on Nov 28, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Chael wouldn't tap
To a smother
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by KJ Gould on Nov 28, 2011 11:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Arianny gets her toes stepped on by someone who she can’t get fired, somebody had to do it. Can’t say that Chael being an asshole to her bothers me.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Nov 28, 2011 11:20 AM EST reply actions
Awww, Arianny had probably resisted Chael’s naughty advances, making the man butt-hurt. Either that or his trolling is starting to make him look desperate by going as far as bashing a ring girl for attention.
Chael has done way better than Arianny
Someone post the photo of him and the blonde
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by KJ Gould on Nov 28, 2011 11:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Sorry Arianny...

10 dollars says this blonde has an ass as well.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Nov 28, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I wonder what that escort cost him... Bet it cost enough he wasn't going med. rare that night... Chael took his raw.
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Presume much? Haters gonna hate.
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If I say Gilbert Melendez 3x fast does the Crusher fan magically disappear?
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by RECE ROCK on Nov 28, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope. I knew that was a fight he was bound to lose, Melendez is a monstah lobstah. Either way, that’s besides the point ;)
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Your right it is besides the point... because I was joking about cheal havi some fun at his expense and you in fact was the one presuming too much thinking I was hatin'
Now if you presumed I was hating on you for being a crusher fan and the fact that Melendez beat him twice then you would in fact be correct.
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I don’t get why everyone assumes she was there with him, might just be sitting next to him. I have not heard anything either way, but if that is his lady then he has good taste.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
I was there live. She arrived with him and took a bunch of pictures with him.
by Machiel Van on Nov 28, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
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DAAAAMN
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by Papercut Elbow on Nov 28, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
.... and I would take Palmer over both of them
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by RECE ROCK on Nov 28, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Cerrone already HAS.
Lucky bastard.

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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Respect the hat!
The man is a real bad ass.
Here’s Cerrone before his fight with Siver:
"Everyone’s like ‘Oh my God! Are you not worried about this fight?’ I’m like, ‘Yeah, but I’m not gonna dedicate my life to it. I’m not gonna quit getting pussy and quit drinking and all this other stuff."
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
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Suffice to say
Donald CERR- O- NAY’s life rules WAYYYYY harder than ours.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
They made a cute couple.
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I like this one

"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
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Hard to say she's better than Arianny
I’m gonna need more definitive evidence.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
What did she do to draw his ire anyway?
He may not want to do this…it seems kind of mean and unneccesary
Moisture is the essence of wetness....Joe
Its nice to see a confident, self-respecting woman stand up for herself...
Makes me wanna fap to her nudey pics even more vigorously than before, which I’m not sure is possible without acquiring some permanent damage.
by I_Mad on Nov 28, 2011 11:25 AM EST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
the jokes' on Arianne
obviously Chael’s favorite number is three
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
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Chael Sonnen recently made this statement towards Arriany Celeste: “We only had one and that was Chandella. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.” Apparently Sonnen’s disdain for Celeste goes back to an after-party nearly a year ago when Celeste and Sonnen exchanged words.
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
Are people still taking Chael seriously?
The man sprays insults and sees what sticks. He’s a notorious self-promoter and this got him another post on BE. I find him very amusing and believe nothing he says. Not sure why people get so upset about him.
by Pat Tzu on Nov 28, 2011 11:41 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
B/c we are OUTRAGED, can't you tell?
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
yes outraged how dare he insult our beloved arianny. shame on you chael
by youfailme91 on Nov 28, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t think anyone is upset about this in the least. In fact, the general vibe seems to applaud Sonnen here.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
I guess Dana will have to re-arrange the seating at the annual UFC christmas party because the children are fighting again.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
by DirtyML on Nov 28, 2011 11:47 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Palmer and Wicks for Ring Girls 2012
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by Patrick Tenney on Nov 28, 2011 11:50 AM EST reply actions 14 recs
Dat Wicks
(fourthed)
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Palmer should win because of her… incredible… art..work.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
by DirtyML on Nov 28, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I get the joke, but for some reason I really feel for the girl.
The art crowd are a bunch of assholes, and most likely she gets a lot of needless flack from them for being a hot chick whose job is to be a hot chick, and hence she most likely gets not enough respect at doing what she loves.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I bet the art-crowd is as likely to give a hot-chick more praise than she deserves and disrespect her behind her back as any other crowd. She should know how to handle that by now. ;)
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by KGNLuc on Nov 28, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Artists dont really get any respect at all until they’re dead. But most of her stuff is pretty pedestrian as far as quality goes. Nice to see a ring girl that has some kind of talent though.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
as long as she is making her own stencils she’s fine…..the art community (they really aren’t as prevalent or important as people think) will not even pay attention to her work. most commercial art and artist have no problem w/ the type of work she does, it’s just a bit outdated. take a look at a Juxtapose or High Fructose magazine from the late 90’s.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Nov 28, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
We've only seen her do chiaroscuro stuff, really. Or at least that's the only stuff of hers that I know she puts out there.
I can’t really comment on anything else of what she does.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Brittney's art >>>>> Arianny's singing
I think we can all agree on this
by Chromium on Nov 28, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Hey man I'd still put her stuff up on the fridge as long as she gets dinner ready on time
But honestly as someone who doesn’t “get” art at all I look at her stuff and think that there should be someone 10 years younger than her claiming to have made it.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
You're not alone. "Getting" art is bullshit.
It is a refuge to put abstraction and non objective thinking in a pedestal. And, shit, I like art.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I have a lot of video game art books and collections of comic/graphic novel covers in book form
But beyond “I think this looks pretty awesome” I don’t feel moved on any emotional level by art.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
It solely depends on your mind frame, I think.
To me it’s no difefrent than piggybacking subtext and symbolism in a novel or in a poem. It is information within information within information in compressed form. Sometimes it isn’t supposed to be outwardly clear for this or that social reason but this gets abused a hell of a lot by the community to build shit up to epic proportions, methinks.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
*different*
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
i'm a huge fan of the "it looks f'n awesome" test
i used to get my ass handed to me in critiques at school because my defense of my work was always “because i liked the way it looks”. i just didn’t feel i needed to have any deeper connection, i like pretty things dammit, that should be enough.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Nov 28, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fan of that methodology myself.
Though it can be misleading sometimes. If that were the case, Evilution would’ve won 15 Oscars.

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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Dimebag Darrell wrote a movie?!
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It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world" - Oscar Wylde
by SanFranpsycho on Nov 28, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently?
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nah...Really???
IMO,it must be another “Cemetery gates”!Like a novel,a b-movie or something!
Love that art wok tho!!!
And the tittle;“EVILution”,badass.And the letter “O” is pretty cool too,no?
But it could be Dimebag,cuz he really was a talented sob!
R.I.P and respect my man…
I mean really Evilution, what was muti-naton taken.
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no need to bring politics into this
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by F'n Clownshoes on Nov 28, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
HOW Dare you address me like that. I am your Evolutionary Superior.

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The sheer Rawsomeness, perhaps.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
No one is forcing her to exploit her body for money so if people respect her less then that is just one of the negatives that come well paying easy job.
by dana_whitebelt on Nov 28, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ergh. No.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Sorry, but girls with bodies comparable to that of a 10 year old boy do not intrigue me. Not at all.
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I don't know what 10 year old boys look like in your neck of the woods, but I'm willing to bet they don't look like this:

by Rob Young on Nov 28, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Still don't get why people loved Logan so much
She has a very plain face, doesn’t have much bust, has a bad tooth- to- gum ratio, and has the devil finger:

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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
thanks
doctor Harsh
'if you don't have humility as a fighter, fighting will bring humility to you...'
She's cute
and definitely hotter than any of the girls I get, but if your entire job is based on being super hot, I just think that you should be… super hot.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
wtfff
i never noticed that finger, what the fk is the story behidn that?
Mark of the devil IMO
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions
I’d rec this twice if I could. Wicks was/is adorable.
by Empty Thoughts on Nov 28, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
I agree completely,
but if the UFC is going for ethnic diversity, the all star team is this:
Caucasian/ white- Brittney Palmer

Asian- Eiko Koike

(fun trivia- she’s the girl from PRIDE who was crying when Fedor whooped up on Nogueira)
Latina- Mercedes Terrell

And although she’s never done any ring card work, I’m going with
Black- Melyssa Ford

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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
+1 internets.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Melissa Ford might be pushig it just a little bit
Me > Ben Henderson
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by Krimson on Nov 28, 2011 5:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, she's a pretty big star.
I just couldn’t think of any other beautiful Nubian queens.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps I may be of some assistance.
Introducing Joy Hadnott…

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I didn't realize she tweeted anything other than pictures of herself kissy-facing in a mirror.
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by POW on Nov 28, 2011 12:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
we're gonna see Chael get mysteriously cut by the UFC before the end of the day, calling it now.
Chael should know that Uncle Dana doesn’t let anyone mess with Arianny.
This is the first Chael feud I've actually enjoyed.
Nothing like two mostly worthless people slugging it out with each other. Yeah I said it.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
by gzl5000 on Nov 28, 2011 12:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
only one thing matters and thats getting logan back
by benten20 on Nov 28, 2011 12:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I think its hilarious that these bikini models get upset when someone doesn’t think they are hot and offer nothing more then looks. Arianny has made a CAREER based off only her body. Some people like it, some don’t. She needs to deal with it and count her money on the way to the bank and stop getting on Twitter getting all pissy and moody because Sonnen and others don’t jack to her.
by Ghost Battousai on Nov 28, 2011 12:51 PM EST reply actions
So basically she has to just fucking get over the fact that someone just called her stupid b/c it is her job to parade in skimpy outfits?
Your entire logic is ridiculous.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
What I am saying is Arianny needs to get over HERSELF. She needs to realize she is in the entertainment business and she is a model. She has made a career based only on her looks. So her getting all outraged because people don’t think she is smart of have anything to offer other then her looks, is a sign of someone who is not looking at reality. Showing ass and tits is all good to pay the rent but as soon as someone says ‘I don’t think this girl is smart and offers nothing but a good rack!" then she wants to get upset?
Arianny and the other girls have a job. One job. Its an easy job and I am sure they get paid good money for it. They are eye candy and nothing more. Arianny needs to stop worrying about who is and isn’t fapping to her and enjoy her life and make her money because she is going to hit an age very soon where the UFC is going to send her out on her way and replace her with someone who is possibly younger and more attractive.
by Ghost Battousai on Nov 28, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's just so incredibly fucking stupid and debasing.
What you are basically saying is that the less a girl wears the more license you get to come up with all kind of negative preconceptions about her and feel justified.
Guess what, dummy? A chick, any chick, that takes off her clothes for a living gets to demand you having to respect her enough so as to not assume that she’s got shit to offer other han her looks. That’s a minimum requirement for dealing with women in a civilized society.
That someone has to tell you this stuff over the internets is honestly both apalling and deppressing.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Apparently.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
My negative conceptions
Are based largely on the little pearls of wisdom that constitute her opinions that I’ve had the misfortune of reading or hearing. The ring card she carries is of greater substance than her wit.
With that said, the earlier “low hanging fruit” comment is the most apt. Just a little too easy to pick.
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by KJ Gould on Nov 28, 2011 3:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Based on what I've read before I'm inclined to say Arianny is kind of a douche herself.
But that isn’t really what he was talking about, in the end.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Respect is earned IMO
Arianny is smokin hot, but she is also incredibly vain and comes across as air headed and ditzy.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
The girl on the far right has the myspace angle down for a picture she's not even taking
Most impressive.
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by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
looks like Turk w/out the mole
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by F'n Clownshoes on Nov 28, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Kewl.

KEMvP
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I hope she goes after his ass for sexual harassment
Kinna looking open and shut to me.
by Christopher Bradley on Nov 28, 2011 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Questioning her IQ is not Sexual harassment. If however he stated she was riden more than the Stanton Island Ferry then that would be sexual harrassment.
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Can you get sued for insulting someone over social media?
I’ve seen kids suspended, a dude dragged to jail for posting something iffy on his twitter, people get fired, but never someone directly take legal action against another.
Or maybe I’m just ignorant for not having seen it sonner?
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
He just got her job description wrong
She brought up the whole “ass kicking” thing and kissing the collective asses of Brazil. If you want to look at it from a bullshit (ie workplace rules) perspective
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
by menckenstein on Nov 28, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
However since she responded in kind they can both be held with creating a hostile workplace environment.
But considering who runs the UFC, I doubt there is any such policy.
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Isn’t Chael technically an independent contractor?
by discoandherpes on Nov 28, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Now that I think about it... ...I think *everyone* contracted to Zuffa is.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm depends on his contract, but if he is then they are left on the laws of the great state of Nevada. Which is about as progressive as a Texan with a six shooter looking across the Rio Grande.
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by dandeman on Nov 28, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Law School talk.
1L here, so grain of salt.
Since they are both public figures it is MUCH harder to succeed with a defamation suit against them. This is why it’s so hard for celebrities to sue the tabloids, for Arriany to win she would have to prove “Actual Malice” a term basically meaning that he said the things with the sole intention to hurt her career, and she would likely have to prove damage to her career.
Short story, ridiculously hard.
Long story, ridiculously haaaaaaaaaaard.
She could always blame it on Chael after a Christmas party that the idea of recording a single came to her head.
Case won.
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by Unabomberman on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
staten?
I can't figure out how to add the twiiter follow button so here's a link -____-
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by Papercut Elbow on Nov 28, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!!!!
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by warren305 on Nov 28, 2011 2:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
mobile rec
penis head kick me...
by Earl Montclair on Nov 28, 2011 3:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
notice chael isnt talking shit on the bellator ring girls
They know jiu jitsu.
penis head kick me...
by Earl Montclair on Nov 28, 2011 3:20 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions 11 recs
Yeah dude, Mercedes Terrell is smokin hot.
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by ElliotMatheny on Nov 28, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's not Mercedes
Her name is Monica Arteaga. She was replaced by Jade Bryce.
Aimed at the crotch...
Mercedes

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