Ok. As of last week I officially felt bad that I started this. Last weeks episode was so substandard, even for BMS's alleged standards that I considered going to confession to release the guilt and shame I had for putting both myself and everyone else through it.
Then, I came to my senses and realized there is a more formal way to do this:
So....I am Tom and watching Blue Mountain State has affected my life negatively in the following ways:
I find myself giggling uncontrollably at the most juvenile things i.e. sharting, pussy jewels, Denise Richards "actress" and so on.
Every time I see my mom I tell her I am sorry I have let her down. I never tell her why. I just want her to know I'm sorry.
I have been woken up out of a dead sleep 4 times in the last month afraid that a nerd in a mascot costume is trying to simultaneously pillage my change vase for money to buy PBR and trying to score cast off booty from me.
"Not Thad" has flashed in front of my eyes during sex on 3 occasions, not unlike single frame dicks in Fight Club.
I have began to think psychoblack makes a lot of sense.
Worst of all..........................
I decided we must come back for Week 4.