You know, there's all these deal makers makin' deals and shit and I just wanna fight the best but George is, you know, he's scared to... GSP he's making a couple fuckin' million dollars to fight and then doesn't want to show up and fight. I wanna get paid and he's scared because he doesn't need to fight me or whatever because he made a deal with Dana White to fight Conduit instead of me. It's whatever you know, I don't like doing this shit, I'd rather go box and make some real money or swim or something if they aren't gonna fuckin' pay me. Getting hit by BJ Penn and ummm... Paul Daley is... and Robbie Lawler. I don't wanna be taking more punches from BJ Penn. It's not good for... your head. Then you got guys like George St Pierre who just hide from fighting and try to have the judges say they won and get paid you know? I made a deal to get paid and then they didn't want to because I wasn't at some fuckin' beauty pageant and George gets millions of dollars to be there but not at the fight? It's, you know, that's not how a fighter acts if they aren't scared. It's whatever though, I got bills and shit and I just wanna fight and get paid.

-Respectfully Yours,
 Fake Nick Diaz