Listen up you teases: I want that shirt. I want it real bad. That shirt will complete me. I realize it might take awhile to get all the legal and business ducks in a row and all, but I don't care. Gimme. Now.
I realize that Ben Saunders is a professional cage fighter and all, but if he doesn't follow through with making the awesomest shirt in the long history of awesome shirts come to fruition, I really might have to go all Paul Harris Hulk on his ass.
Here's a poll.