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When Ring Card Girls Do Porn

Hello again Bloody Elbow, PDW here. I'm back, but not with another "PC With PD". Although I had fun and they got some good views, I had trouble motivating myself to do them because I already do so many other things with the website I'm trying to get off the ground.

But I still think y'all are awesome, so if you'll have me, now and again I'll post some of the articles from my website over here and try to get some interest/debate going, since I don't normally get many comments on my site (cheap shill: link's in my profile).

I picked this article because I think it's interesting and slightly amusing. And I know this'll sound a bit egotistical, but I'd like to think that I handled this in a mature way. As always, feedback and comments are much appreciated.

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A ProElite Ring Card Girl Is Also, Apparently, A Porno Star

Here's something I take no shame in admitting: I like ring card girls. I'm not a pervert, I'm not obsessed with them, and I don't really look at them aside from when they're on TV. But when they are on TV, I have no problem admitting that looking at an attractive female in skimpy clothing appeals to me. Don't hate me! I'm only human, and only a man. But in an interesting twist, it appears that one ring card girl routinely steps beyond the fantasy and into the reality: as in, it was recently revealed that a ring card girl is most likely also a pornographic actress. Here are all the details.

According to Middle Easy, an intrepid reporter recently discovered that a ring card girl for the recently-resurrected ProElite organization is more than likely a pornographic actress. According to the report, ProElite ring card girl Paige Chapman just might be porno actress Chanel Rae.

Over at Mixed Martial Arts.com, one awesome poster summarized my feelings on this entirely: "Not doubting you fine gentlemen... but I think I'm still going to have to check up all the evidence surrounding this claim. I will scrutinize all of the alleged work she has performed and report back later."

But as a good young male, I cannot verify the legitimacy of these reports. As a proper man in a proper society, I have never once encountered vile pornography of any kind.

Of course, I'm joking.

In order to not weird you out any further, let me make two statements and hopefully draw you back into a conversation you're probably in the midst of fleeing. Statement the first: I have watched porn. Statement the second: this is not a discussion about porn.

Rather, this is a discussion about the many different reactions this particular bit of news has gotten. Generally, it's broken down into two main categories: the joking kind, and the realistic kind.

The joking kind pokes some harmless fun at the fact that a ring card girl, which is basically a tool for promoters to keep fans engaged between rounds by giving them some eye-candy and letting them fantasize, also doubles as a pornographic actress, which is an industry built around taking fantasies and making them into reality. These fans joke that Big John McCarthy's signature catchphrase of "Let's get it on!" has a very different meaning for Ms. Chapman/Rae.

The realistic kind, the kind that I consider myself a part of, generally takes a "no big deal" attitude towards all this. So she does porn... so what? Whatever makes her some money, you know? I don't know how much ring card girls make in a typical calendar year, but if all you're doing is holding cardboard above your head and walking around a cage, it can't be much unless you're in the UFC. If that's how she wants to make her money (being both a ring card girl and a porn star), who are we to judge her?

In the end, this story strikes me as somewhat amusing but nothing to get particularly riled up about.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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