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Bellator 55 Live Play-by-Play and Results

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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results and commentary for Bellator 55.  Our live blog will start with the beginning of the MTV2 broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so be sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

Tonight's MTV2 card brings us the semifinals of the bantamweight tournament.  Eduardo Dantas, after his nice flying knee KO of Wilson Reis in the quarterfinals, will be taking on Ed West.  West comes out of the quarterfinals riding a decision win over Luis Alberto Nogueira.  Also, Alexis Vila, triumphant after his KO of Joe Warren, will be taking on Marcos Galvao, who is coming off a split decision win over Chase Beebe.  The winners of these two fights will move on to the final and will compete for $100,000 and a chance to take the Bellator bantamweight belt away from champ Zach Makovsky.

Rounding out the broadcast portion of the event is a light heavyweight superfight between Travis Wiuff and Bellator 205 champion Christian M'Pumbu, and a feature fight between Steve Gable and Ricardo Tirloni.

We'll be live at 9 p.m. ET, so join us then!

SBN coverage of Bellator 55

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Steve Gable vs. Ricardo Tirloni

Round one:  Tirlonli opens up with a mean leg kick.  Gabel rushes in and clinches, he eats a knee but lands a good body shot.  He goes for a single but lets it go.  Tirloni lands another mean kick and a knee to the body before Gable clinches him on the cage again.  Gable with some knees to the thigh.  Gable shoots, but Tirloni spins and ends up on top in half guard.  Tirloni almost gets a D'arce choke but can't lock it up.  They get up, Gable is going for a double but can't get it.  Gable lands a good right hand as they separate.  Gable gets Tirloni back on the cage and is landing knees to the body.  End of the round.  Ugh... I would give that one to Tirloni 10-9, but could easily see it 10-9 Gable.

Round two:  Gable wastes no time getting Tirloni back on the cage.  Too bad Tirloni trips him and almost gets him down.  They trade knees to the legs and body.  Tirloni gets a few punches in before they separate.  Gable goes for a takedown and Tirloni again ends up on top, in half guard.  Tirloni with some decent gnp.  Gable holding closed guard now.  Tirloni stands up, avoids an upkick, then dives into full mount.  Gable gives up his back, Tirloni drops some nasty shots, Tirloni going for the RNC, and Gable taps!  Ricardo Tirloni def. Steve Gable via submission (rear naked choke), 3:54 of round two

 

Christian M'Pumbu vs. Travis Wiuff

Round one:  Wiuff shoots first thing, and gets the takedown.  M'Pumbu holds butterfly guard for a bit, Wiuff moves to half guard.  M'Pumbu is doing pretty good keeping Wiuff's arms tied up but Wiuff still manages some short hammerfists.  M'Pumbu is cut already.  Wiuff gets his hands free and slams M'Pumbu in the face, then M'Pumbu almost gets an armbar.  He lets it go.  They lay there a bit longer and the ref stands them up.  Wiuff swings a couple of times then pins M'Pumbu on the cage and starts landing knees to the legs.  End of the round.  I give it to Wiuff, 10-9.

Round two:  M'Pumbu swings and misses, Wiuff lands a good shot then eats one.  They clinch, M'Pumbu lands a knee to Wiuff's face that staggers him.  Wiuff goes for a takedown.  M'Pumbu sprawls and lands some nice shots to Wiuff's head before Wiuff finally gets the takedown.  Wiuff in half guard.  He lands some elbows to M'Pumbu's face.  M'Pumbu is trying to get an arm but can't.  Wiuff lands some heavy gnp.  M'Pumbu is working on a triangle, Wiuff picks him up and slams him.  M'Pumbu holding full guard now, and Wiuff is still getting him with short elbows and hammerfists. M'Pumbu is pretty helpless at this point.  Wiuff continues some gnp.  End of the round, I gotta give it to Wiuff 10-9.

Round three:  Wiuff moves forward with some little punches that miss.  M'Pumbu is doing a lot of bakcing up, then lands a nice shot that has Wiuff thinking about another takedown.  They clinch, Wiuff with an uppercut that is answered by a knee.  M'Pumbu with another uppercut, and several more good shots.  Wiuff trying to taunt, and M'Pumbu is landing.  Wiuff clinches up on the cage, but M'Pumbu moves away.  m'Pumbu lands a right that really staggers Wiuff.  M'Pumbu moves in to finish, some nasty gnp, but Wiuff stands up and gets a single immediately.  M'Pumbu holding half guard.  Wiuff looks exhausted but is still trying to finish.  He lands short hammerfists and some body shots.  End of the fight.  I think I'd give it to Wiuff 29-28...

Travis Wiuff def. Christian M'Pumbu via unanimous decision

 

Eduardo Dantas vs. Ed West

Round one:  West opens up with a leg kick, then another.  Dantas comes in with a combo that backs West up a bit.  Dantas then lands another right, West clinches up briefly.  Dantas lands another combo and tries a head kick but misses.  Dantas with another combo, backing West up.  Dantas clips West again, he's down and hurt, Dantas comes in to finish but West closes guard.  West goes for an armbar but Dantas gets out.  They're up and clinched up on the cage.  They separate, and West throws some little leg kicks.  Dantas lands another left, West answers with an uppercut that puts Dantas down briefly.  They clinch on the fence again, then separate.  West lands a good leg kick but Dantas answers with a combo that puts West back on the cage.  Dantas gets a takedown but West is back up immediately.  West lands a headkick, then the round is over.  Pretty close but I give it to Dantas 10-9.

Round two:  West starts right out with a leg kick, and another.  He goes for a head kick but barely misses.  They're on the cage momentarily, then back out.  Dantas lands a head kick, West misses with a superman punch.  West gets a solid push kick in.  Dantas catches him with a right.  West comes forward with several kicks, Dantas answers with a combo.  They clinch and trade knees.  West is trying for a trip but can't get it.  Dantas does, however.  West gives up his back, Dantas is going for an rnc but West is defending well.  West spins and ends up in Dantas' guard.  Dantas goes for an armbar but West gets out.  West back to full guard.  Dantas is keeping him tied up.  Dantas tries for rubber guard but West starts landing body shots.  End of the round.  Wow.  I think Dantas took that one too, 10-9.  Great round though.

Round three:  West with the leg kicks again.  Dantas comes forward swinging, but West moves away.  West lands a push kick, Dantas goes for a single but can't get it.  West has him against the cage now.  West lands a few little body shots, and they trade knees.  Dantas goes for a single but gives up.  Back to the center.  West is landing kicks but eating punches in the process.  Both fighters swinging, and then it looks like Dantas gets a thumb in his eye.  Time is called, then resumed.  Twas an accident.  Dantas comes in with a good shot, then another.  West is landing kick after kick but they don't look like they're doing much.  West is finally coming forward with some good punches, but the fight is over.  I give it to Dantas, at least 29-28 if not 30-27. 

Eduardo Dantas def. Ed West via split decision

 

Alexis Vila vs. Marcos Galvao

Round one:  Slow start, but Galvao throws the first punch and misses.  He lands a leg kick that just barely connects.  Lots of circling.  Vila throws a right that misses.  Galvao with another leg kick.  Galvao comes in with a knee and Vila takes him down.  They get up quickly.  Vila comes in with a head/body combo then backs off.  Galvao swinging and missing.   Galvao lands a leg kick that almost trips Vila.  Galvao slipped but Vila lets him up.  Both guys being pretty hesitant this round.  Vila throws an uppercut that would have been wicked if it connected.  End of the round.  No idea how to score this one, since neither guy did much.

Round two:  Vila comes in swinging but misses.  Vila goes for a takedown, Galvao gets out if it.  Vila with a nasty leg kick, followed by a combo that doesn't really connect.  Another slow round so far.  Vila throws a head kick that Galvao blocks.  Vila lands a couple more kicks.  Galvao is threatening with punches but not throwing.  He does land a good knee.  Vila shoots, can't get the takedown, then throws another head kick that Galvao blocks easily.  Vila lands a hard body kick but eats a punch for it.  Galvao connects with a body kick.  They trade some kicks and punches but nothing is doing much damage.  End of the round. I give it to Vila 10-9.  Probably the first round would be the same.

Round three:  Galvao comes out with a leg kick that looks like it hurts Vila.  Vila gets a takedown, but Galvao is up quickly.  Galvao almost catches a kick from Vila, but Vila spins out.  Galvao misses with a head kick, then connects with a combo.  Vila answers with a good right.  Galvao misses with another kick, then eats a left.  And again.  Vila goes for a single, but Galvao gets away quickly.  Galvao lands another good outside leg kick.  Vila is swinging and connecting, but Galvao is landing a lot of good kicks.  And more of the same.  Vila can't even shoot, Galvao is stuffing the takedowns almost before they happen.  End of the fight.  Galvao took the third round, the fight will likely go to whoever the judges thought took the first.

Alexis Vila def. Marcos Galvao via split decision

 

So there we have it, the bantamweight tourney final will be Eduardo Dantas vs. Alexis Vila.  Should be interesting, at any rate.

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Ahhh Bellaot you are…..? Someone help me out here

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by MattParker117 on Oct 22, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

War West, Vila, M’Pumbu, and I guess Gable by name association.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

BLUE SMOKE!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OUTDOORS! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you fucking shitting me? 99 degrees? Ugh.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

99 degrees…..sounds like a good day to hold fights outside. dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

one degree too hot for me

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Steinbess based on seeing him fight before, but Black Dynamite is a great nickname.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

this will not be very promising considering that its outdoors, and the sun will no doubt effect the striking exchanges, and possibly tire a lot of the fighters out

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

thats a wrap son

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m pleased with the quality of this stream this far.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This is a good fight. Wow.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, I’m eating ice cream.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably going to take a lot of flack for this, but I really like Jimmy Smith and Seth Wheelock.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You shan’t catch flack from me. They’re perfectly acceptable, if not very good.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Wheelock is occasionally frustrating, but he is lightyears better than Goldberg. And I think Jimmy Smith is probably a little lesser than Joe Rogan, but I like his personality and knowledge of the sport.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec

Voice wins any PBP battle by virtue of being oh-so-much better than any of the others.

by dxwr on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

mauro can be good...

when he is tamed. When they let him make jokes and shit he is an annoying ass clown and I want to strangle his babies.

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never heard him tamed so Ill have to take your word for it

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with that, but he’s pretty much never tamed. Every time I think of Mauro, I remember “H-BOMB FROM DAN HENDERSON” or “MAMMA MIA!!” Ew.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce....

Whoever was in charge of production really sucked ass in many ways. I assume the Showtime folks. You have Mr. clown face “Things like this happen in MMA” in the ring interviewing people, and then you have Mauro running his mouth with these idiodic jokes and commentaries instead of just play calling. Then you have this odd mix where Mauro and Quadros are trying to do the same type of thing.

It was just awful. Tame Mauro to just do play by play, have Pat do the technical explanations, and send Quadros in for the interviews. Done. They would have had a team there that wouldn’t have had many issues using the same guys as they did.

Fuckin Strikefarce.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

Best in the business

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by Our Bovine Public on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely done

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

How great would the voice be right now: CAN HE FIND THE FINISH!!!!!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Working hard for the choke is Steinbeiss, huh Joe?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Middleweight

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

185

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

As seen on my Spike page below the stream

“Someone Watched Dic Pics”

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just my stream that restarted after the fight finished?

Spinning with the Fishes for the 2011/2012 BE Civil War. IT'S ON!

by wonderfulspam on Oct 22, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I see the Dominator in the back!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtowYApQNnE&feature=player_embedded

BRIAN BILLICK ON MATCH GAME FTW

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Just found out on of Pro Elite’s ring girls is a porn star. Go figure.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

orly?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Middle Easy anyway.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of these girls are making money with their bodies to varying degrees, it’s not a big leap to taking all of your clothes off, and then to put stuff inside of you.

That’s life, then you die.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

So the longer I go without putting thins inside me the longer I live?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not like food or anything like that. But in the biblical sense. That’s why women live 60-70 years less then men, on average.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like a prolonged suicide

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the best way to describe life, since basically everything kills us.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s Not Afraid

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

To take a stand?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

To take a stand

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Master P

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have more beef with the font he chose to write No Limit on his butt than the actual name

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take it to the house!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was Trick Daddy

Master P is known for making you say UHHHHHH and really missing his homies

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you just proved Mountaineers to be a racist, as he thinks all black people sound alike.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

Classic West Virginia!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT. Hahaha. I’ll take that in stride. I got confused on horrific songs with bad basketball videos. Wasn’t Master P’s Make ’Em Say Uhhhh a basketball video as well? S.C. Michaelson is calling the NAACP on me as we speak.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so now all black people play basketball???

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

): you’re leading a crusade against your own teammate? For shame!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, don’t worry! I jest out of love!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might just screw our picks and pick for Whitey just to spite you. No explosive athleticism allowed in my win column.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so now all white fighters are bad??? Racist.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL it was set to a basketball theme

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! My knowledge of horrific rap videos doesn’t fail me.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

my stream is perfect

borderline arousing

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so you haven’t cross that border yet? Just wait…

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I better re-position my laptop then

in this current position ill send it flying through the ceiling into the spare bedroom

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine did

It awful for a while then i refreshed

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by Our Bovine Public on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darrell from “Storage Wars” is an ugly human

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Escordro on the prelims?

by bosa8484 on Oct 22, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can spell dickhead! I just did not know how to pronounce the guy’s name. Excuse my ignorance.

by bosa8484 on Oct 22, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't been watching this fight at all

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

http://deadspin.com/5852323/it-seems-as-if-theres-a-proper-protocol-to-follow-in-a-redneck-fight

I just spent the last five minutes watching this redneck fight.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid takedown.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Git em off the metal"

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I love that.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how the kid did the Chael/Royce Gracie stomp kick.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it is bad if their internet stream looks better than their broadcast on MTV2 for me.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BRB time to wash tattoos.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate that part.

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are my first big boy tattoos and I love them, but the peeling/washing is fucking awful.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, it sucks so bad

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone just see that tranny in the crowd? Good lord.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

really? Awesome!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Travis Wiuff dying?? It looks like he’s dripping his last beads of sweat.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah he seems like he only has horrific images in his head right now, and its all making him hot and heavy

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD @ THAT TRANNY

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha, hooray for two completely independent comments about the tranny.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, dude.

You saw it.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only 99 degrees.

Nice. I'm sure no fighters will die of heat stroke tonight!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

1-4?!?!?!?!?!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible record, 1-4, but haha what a great nickname “Sweet n’ Low”

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

1-4? Haha. Alright. I guess he has heart…

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Roscoe's entire corner is filled with big, fat slobs

Makes sense that he’s 1-4.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ice T approves of that hairstyle

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet wife beater tan. I remember this guy from a Bait Car episode

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I just realized that both my comment and the other comment about the tranny...

…are from WVU people. Lulz.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha.

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It’s the legendary WVU tranny eye.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw a 6'7" tranny in Milan

it was super intimidating

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still had sex with it, right?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no i was with my gf lol

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s not into the tranny threesome? LAME

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

such a wet blanket she is

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That can be kind of a good thing if you read it in a certain way.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paper bag that shit

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was intimidating until MDH got kissed on the cheek and told everything was alright before some prison style sex was unleashed.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

MDH got tranny tricked?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is his nickname really "Swing Low"?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

no

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's what the announcer just said.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet n low

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

I was thinking how racist that nickname was. Even though it’s a black guy.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gets released?

Is he even under contract to Bellator? I thought these local fights were just that — local fighters that just fill space.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Roscoe is gonna get chicknandwaffled

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WAR ROSCOE THE BED BUG DOG

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Herzog looks like Krycek from the X Files. Just sayin’.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

LIVE LONG SWEET N’ LOW!!!!!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dudes, that's clearly Roscoe the Bed Bug Dog

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, Roscoe...

1-5 :(

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

damn 1-5…..might be time to hang em up

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t there a fighter out there who is 1-30? Never say never.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell no

What about that 1-30 dude out there? He needs company.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess so

i guess

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

check out the fanpost called the ultimate mmath equation for the name of that guy

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by Our Bovine Public on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not even The Ultimate Bellator material.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he could beat Brock Lesnar

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, it’s called the Spike.com prelims.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

There should be!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce challenger just got themselves some new bodys

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Strikeforce challenger just got themselves some new bodys

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by Our Bovine Public on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of ethnically challenged guys in the front row

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Y'all should follow Roscoe Jackson on Twitter!

http://twitter.com/#!/rljac

Doesn't post, much, though.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

is that George Roop?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

What is everyone's fight night food?

Got some pan fried perogis for tonight.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

im gonna have stonersammich

eggos, peanut butter and syrup

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ICE CREAM

…But it’s already gone.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just had two McChickens. Might pop some popcorn for the MTV2 card.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read that as "Might poop some"

Figured that was correct after the two McChickens.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is very true.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thai basil beef with chiles

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

#1 STUNNA

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Tha Stunna.

fuck off

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

The Spyda v. The Stunna

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Da Spyda

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Such awful nicknames. I hope the fights are refereed by a guy who they call “The Mentally Ill Referee with a Handgun.”

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Da Mentally Ill Referee With A Handgun

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Right, so then he can take his own life.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd really, really hard.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This needs to be green, btw.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seen Garcia fight a few times. He should take this.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, horrific tattoo on Kobe.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

a negative space star

pretty deep bro

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Kobe Ortiz gets beat the fuck up

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Tha Stunna just got stunned a bit.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

What type of bicycle does Ortiz ride?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Did that pudgy eunuch just grab the cage while he threw a kick? Jesus.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia, please, head kick!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

NIIIIIIIICE LEG KICK

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Try and ride your bicycle now, playboy!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, the white guy is “The Stunna???” Fuck, I hate him.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah, he just ate Stunna's shot and walked right through it

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

oh fuck

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY DUMB FUCK

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BLAMMO hate hate hate

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNIT.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NO NO

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

someone got a little too comfy

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That would have been a sweet walk-off KO

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by Chester J Lampwick on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

God was that moment great

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This will forever be remembered as the first step on Mark Hunt’s journey to the Heavyweight Title.

Only in my fever dreams.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

while we are on the topic of walk offs

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit hell fuck yeah.

I’d never seen that. Morecraft just made up for that damn gut tattoo in my books.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. That was pretty bad ass.

Even if that nickname is THA WORST EVA

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m officially changing his nickname to “The Pudgy Eunuch”

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the few times I am not pleased after a KO

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude was dominating that round.

The Stunna looked like a joke. Then, BLAM

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know man

Paul Daley needs to run in and starch that motherfucker post fight

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the better man did not win tonight

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

same with the soto-warren fight

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Should go Chael Sonnen on that win

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snowden would be pissed for that hit to the back of the head once Garcia was down. Should’ve been deducted a point…

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

If you go to Edgar Garcia’s wikipedia page, the method reads KTFO.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw that. Nice.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Jimmy Smith and Little Jimmy Smith. R-Truth would love this.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone tell me what this Epix is??

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, I like how both Bjorn and Jimmy joke about how Galvoa won both his bellator fights then laugh, and say how he has looked good in both of them

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what on earth is happening there?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ANOTHER TRANNY!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

Missed it.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah it was just an ugly girl

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I got a Twitter reply from Pat Miletich, but it wasn’t e-mailed to me. I ALMOST MISSED IT. What the fuck.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Efrain off the card? I swore I heard them say there is only one more fight before this one.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

The Human Prodigy?

As opposed to what? The Llama prodigy?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

someone scoop up that domain name

thellamaprodigy.com is an idea that is gettin ready to pop

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuman*

Still not great, but he’s a local from here in Yuma, AZ.

by The so-called Beautiful on Oct 22, 2011 8:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

jebus

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

RICH HALE IS FOR REALLLLLL!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit

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I think The Llama Prodigy would have lasted longer...

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Good lord, I almost missed that KO. Crazy.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was fast

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Rich Hale!!

Puke-colored trunks, FTW!!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This announcer saying “Bang” and “Bing” all the time is pissing me off

That shit is Rogan at his worstest

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

hell given that performance

leave it to MMA James Toney

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Herzog is becoming a better and better ref I think

Top ref prospect.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Admittedly, I was only being partially sarcastic

He’s gotten quite a bit better and I think is going to be one of the better refs around eventually.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The women at these outdoors Bellator events...

eesh

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If you think that’s gross, I went to the Pinball Expo today. The women were either having a miserable time, ugly, or prostitutes. I should draw a Venn diagram to represent that.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it probably should resemble sagging breasts

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it was awful. I think there were legitimate prostitutes, I think one guy brought an escort, and the ones with guys looked miserable. The ones who came on their own volition looked like frumpy sweatpants models.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im from Nevada so seeing legit prostitutes is just part of life

the ones from the bunnyranch get shuttled around in a town car with the brothel’s logo all over it

very discreet.

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of mediocre chicks out for the show tonight

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope Hale gets another fight before the next tournament, just to soften the blow of when he gets blasted by another fighter in the finals

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Abe Wagner?

All I remember about him from TUF was Rampage:

“Abe. Get up, Abe. Abe. Get up, Abe. GET UP ABE.”

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

dont talk shit about a 300 pound man with a tramp stampp

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just really white and turns red the minute he has to breath heavy.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind if Bellator brought in a SHW division

I would love to see slower fights.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

AND BUTTERBEAN

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is actually not a bad idea. More depth and it could test the waters on ratings. People love a freak show.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUTTERBEAN

PEOPLE LOVE BUTTERBEAN

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND PUDZ

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh man

Gimme gimme gimme. Also, fat Tim Sylvia.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Fat Penn would win the whole thing

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could see Emmanuel Yarborough back in MMA!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK.

This needs to happen. Someone write Bjorn. Maybe even write Peter and John.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Sapp also

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record, I go to law school with Bob Sapp's 2nd cousin

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats pretty sweet

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the dude is just as weird IRL

Bob is Warren Sapp’s cousin, IIRC. This kid is Warren Sapp’s cousin. That makes 2nd cousins, right?

I am confused on how it works.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, this Prindle v. Wagner fight was so awesome.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Prindle's actually a good guy though. He was in the army and was an officer for 10 years.

I think he’s had quite few deployments as well. He’s earned that Tramp Stamp.

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Abe Wagner tried to swing a million times and missed aiming for Prindle’s head. Why didn’t he just throw some body shots while he was covering up?

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

because he is ABE FUCKING WAGNER!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Abe was skilled, he'd be pretty good.

=]

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a good night for Yuma.

All the local guys have gotten their asses kicked.

Did run into Phil Davis though.

by The so-called Beautiful on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

did you guys share cat pictures?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, Davis just got him with the WONDERLOCK

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot how he just slid off of Wagner with that choke, hahahahha

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn near 300 comments

and the MTV2 broadcast hasnt even begun. Someones popular tonight

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

it's me

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd be popular with me

if you knew how to make a caption under a photo on sbnation posts

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

teach me?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping you teached me

Jackie is like an education ninja though.

you use the image editor, instead of the quick button off to the right that everyone uses!

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it like setting the alt text in the IMG tag?

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

after you tell it to post the image and where (its quite easy to place the image too,, as opposed to moving it around in the post itself) it gives you the option to type in a caption. You can make that text show in as a caption or no caption but shows when your mouse is over the photo…

I bet if I looked at the html version of the post it would be alt text in the img tag. But theres 8 minutes til the show starts and i need pizza.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well goddamn

who said talking shit on the internet wasnt educational?!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the first time you’ve said that to a lady MDH, amirite??

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

.

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Da Most Diabolical Hata vs. Tha Stunna vs. Da Spyda

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget about Da Mentally Ill Referee with a Handgun

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

vs Da Midge

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he's reffing it.

This is three way MMA, bro.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

a midget ref seems appropriate

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So The Midge(t) works well!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing else going on!!

Also, I’m a comment whore and am always working to interject myself.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, Bellator gets more attention when the UFC isn’t on?

Mind=Blown.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was no UFC last week

and the thread had as many comments at the end as it does now

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As my ex-girlfriend would say “You’re doing it all wrong”
You can’t use logic in an internet argument. It’s a sign of weakness.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Then we should just hold off on argueing until I’m drunk and high.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My ex-girlfriend would hold off until she was drunk and high as well.

Wait…. we’re not talking about the same thing anymore are we?

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two different things that come to the same conclusion

I’m just going to yell until you stop.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Followed by vomiting and awkward silence?

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

after you touch my penis

and I tear your MCL

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would totally be worth it….

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

For each their own my friend

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Semi off-topic

Local promotion Desert Rage is also running a show tonight at the other casino in town. What moron thought that would be a good idea?

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How you guys got to take the HW tourney?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Some fat guy.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

RON SPARKS MOTHERFUCKER

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him, but I also like Prindle. As long as Neil Grove wins his fight and I get to see Grove vs. Sparks/Prindle.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Sparks sounds like some rapper on a Rick Ross song.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bubba SparXXX

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hit the dance floor for bout a month or two

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I aint choose rapping – rapping choose me
I hit the track running – like a nose bleed

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Who

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

better then the first tournament, but honestly beyond Ivanov really nothing that great except the fact that Sparks and Prindle are the nicest guys around

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have picked Blagoi Ivanov, but since he’s hurt, I no longer care.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

basically this, accept I think Santos could be a fresh face for the tournament, given he destroys Bellator’s favorite son in Grove

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

fracturdal orbidul

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Epix on DTV?

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

isn’t Efrain fighting?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he was…

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well

whatevs

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they run out of time

they always do fights after the main card. From my experience, this is a very normal thing with Bellator. They always load up a lot of local fights, least down in Florida.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll fight after the card? They sometimes do that, right?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

like Fitch v Thiago @ 100?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Warren wasn't just knocked out.

He was knocked the FUCK out.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it’s bad when the arms go stiff and it looks like your trying to protect the floor from a blitz.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warren doing a "Heil" motion right there.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Warren is a noted Nazi sympathizer

You hadn’t heard?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Villa Patton'd the shit out of him, then.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DIFFERENT WEIGHTS

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

65 wins.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, time take some shots.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Just for the record

The bugs out here are a million times worse than the heat. I hope the guys in the cage aren’t having to swat them as often as I am.

by The so-called Beautiful on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Meh it's nothing like the southeast.

Arizona has dry heat you don’t even sweat. It’s like a cakewalk compared to the Carolinas and TN. Here the cage would be covered in sweat.

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey...

Where were the prelims?! I’ve got a line of the actual fights (Score in Canada), but I couldn’t find the prelims anywhere. Lame.

by dxwr on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

spike.com

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Dyrdek is a massive douche

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I was watching Rob&Big

Or whatever the new version is. Shit’s terrible.

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

its not Blue Mountain State thats for sure

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's worse:

BMS or Whitney?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea but my girlfriend calls the show

“Whitney’s adams apple”

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

war Vila anyone?

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ALL THE FUCKING WAY

Big Alexis Vila fan.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay fine Jimmy I WON’T BLINK

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

the undercard stream was better than the mtv2 broadcast

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The EPIX broadcast is commercial free and really nice.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS EPIX!? WHY DON’T I HAVE IT!?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s a premium channel. DirecTV doesn’t seem to have it either.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Comcast and I don’t even get HDNet in my area. I’m giving them through the end of the year before I switch providers.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have my sympathy. I wouldn’t have Comcrap unless they let me have it free. Bleh.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

they give their employees the PPV's for 22.50

in HD. The only times I ever bought those was working for them. And that time I had to get Noguiera vs. Velasquez last second!

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See, I’m lucky because the hub for our neighborhood is right in my back yard. So I have super strong internet and a great TV signal. Outages are rare, but customer service and channel selection sucks. I don’t get Verizon here and absolutely do not want AT&T – I’m kinda stuck.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont have epix on my dish subscription

so ill watch this grainy shit

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a clue. You get it on Verizon Fios. I don’t have it, but I have rewatched Bellator on a streaming site in its Epix format. Looks so nice.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, their opening sequences are getting better and better, I really hope they can make it another year without Spike TV, good fighters, even if they aren’t at the level of UFC, they still have exciting and competitive fights, if not, they have great highlight reel finishes

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Popcorn or no popcorn? What say you folks?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Never get tired of seeing Warren take a dirt nap.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wikka

wikka

wikka wild wild west, ed west

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

this is going to be a really good fight, I see old man strength sapping the life out of the younger man

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

CAN’T BE STOPPED!

"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen

by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember when Rampage would come out to this song…so coool.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

War Steve Not Dan Gable.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a BE drinking game for Bellator?

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time Jimmy mentions that he has competed in mixed martial arts take a shot

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

its called

show up and drink, Biotch

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

showwake up and drink, Biotch

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

But I have been playing for about 3 hours already

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This looks like it will be a scrap

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I just want to say

I love all of you. I may have been drinking but I don’t care. I love all of you. And MMA

’MURICA

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww, ur sweet ;)

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this man gets it

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing as it’s the signature finish in Bellator these days, how many of these fights end with flying knee

by KyroJudo on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

those are really bad tattoos

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet he got them in 2001

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got a bad tattoo in 2001

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no, did you?? I got a bad one in 2007!!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

its not actually a bad tattoo

its a bad portion of a tattoo

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is a wedding ring tattoo!! I’ll give you one guess why it isn’t good anymore.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, if only the answer was that easy.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine is a tribal portion to an otherwise awesome tattoo

i regret it bad but its not so hideous that i want to get it removed

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody get MDH a free kitten or some shit.

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL – That doesn’t leave many options for a cover up

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, I’m not too worried about it right now. My ex and I are very cool and there’s no bad blood, but I’d eventually like to do something with it to avoid explanations.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

amputate your finger?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Body modifcation is amongst the limited options. I don’t do much with that finger, but also, I do like having all ten.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

do this, just make the second Z bigger

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy fuck!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Amputating would leave me with no ring finger, so not really an option. I am definitely leaning toward full hand tattoo.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know that if my right arm gets amputated

I am going to have my tattoo artist make a replica of my sleeve on the prosthetic

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m missing something.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got one in 2009

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny – Sadly I have a similar tat that I got in 2001.

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

missing sarcasm font

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed.

The tribal on his arm looks badass terrible.

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The tribal on his arm looks badass."

Sentence does not compute.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh d’arce setup

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Similar style to how Volkmann used it against Castillo. Posture in half, slide hands in, flatten out.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

where that old man strenght? lol

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The old man is fuuuuuucked.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

After watching Miami Hustle

I became a huge fan of Vila, really hoping be gets the W

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

i had a 5 hour energy once. I broke out in hives, had to take benadryl, fell asleep at work.

True story

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I smashed a pickle jar over my face and chewed the glass while bobbing my head and humming “My Heart Will Go On”

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

my hives lasted about 2 hours

2Hour Hives

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I punched a drunk in the face in Rittenhouse Square one time...

And had a boner for a good four and a half hours.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

priapism

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

You sure it was from the 5 hour drink? I don’t doubt you, but holy crap that’s a reaction!

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

my body is crazy

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's crazy

I never really trusted those things, that they don’t work and that something’s fishy about them. Hope everything turned out well though for you

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah i just fell asleep at work no big whoop

they knew what happened so it wss ok

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Id have fired you

Then rehired you so I could fire you again

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a tyrant

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You cold sonuvabitch

I knew I liked you for a reason

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use to work at a bar sponsered by Monster

so as staff, got as many free Monsters as we pleased. To this day, I can drink a Monster and fall asleep right after, it has no effect. I feel like that may harm me in the long run

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ads are misleading

they say all ingredients can be found in natural plants, or already in your body. “oh its already in my body that cant possibly be bad”. oi.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

most things that can be found in my body are bad

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

old man strength shows its true colors in the later rounds

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks distracted. Must be some kids on his lawn back home.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that entertained by this fight. Eh. I can’t focus my full attention on it yet.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that saddens pandas

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner: Bad Tattoos

Loser: All of us for seeing those tattoos.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Off-topic:

Arkham City is NOT as good as Arkham Asylum I feel

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i think its better

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is in many, many ways (the open city-scape, fast travel with grappling hook, villians)

but roaming around Arkham Asylum just felt awesome

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skyrim

that is all

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope Skyrim is better than Oblivion. Oblivion had pretty terrible combat and punished you for leveling up.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve addressed the levelling stuff and the new engine is much smoother too (goddamn was GameBryo a janky mess by the time they were doing Fallout 3 or what?). Combat is still a bit of a weak point from what previews have indicated though – still better than the wishy-washy Oblivion combat!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s good to hear.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen EVERYTHING that has come out

The combat si definitely improved. I suppose your enjoyment of it is all up to if you like that style per se. It seems much better suited for first person this go,

And its the best looking game EVER. And the many many many many many new things are amazing. And the Radiant story changes depending how you play, so everyone gets a different story. And the Radiant AI has characters, PNCs, enemies… everything acts on their own accord and changes with gameplay (as opposed to Oblivions set multiple options for AI)

It looks like the best game ever as of Nov. 2011.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it’s going to be good. Just keeping my cautious optimism.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you’re insane.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first response was not mean enough.

Fuck you, you fucking idiot. ARKHAM CITY IS AMAZING.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

krcampell....

I respect you so much…you cut to the core!

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I have a short internet fuse. Plus, I haven’t played AC all day and I’m going through withdrawal.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha no worries aie

Trust me, I’ve spent the past few days playing Arkham City and was sad to see it end, it was an amazing game! If there is indeed co-op in it like I hear, I could always use a buddy to grapple around AC with

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT…are you on PS3 or Xbox??

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has the Xbawks

not because I’m a fanboy, I just can’t afford a PS3 at the present time (got the 360 as a graduation present). If you do have Xbox, let me know your gamertag, and we’ll stop crime togetha (with an a)

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo! I’m PS3

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

curses!

foiled again!

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say they’re about equal. Thought that the final boss was a disappointment though.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the last boss for the first game was also crap

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a part of it is that the first was such a pleasant surprise, so now the gameplay style is more well known. On the whole I’d say City is a more polished and refined game, but it’s also very much the same kind of game. Classic sequel syndrome.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starcraft.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most recent MLG competition was boss as hell, fuckin’ MarineKingPrime is a force

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got through watching the tourney at Blizzcon. Insane stuff.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

God yeah, constantly amazed by the level of risk taking at high level tournaments. Huge plays all the time, love it!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP just took home $50,000. Baddest Terran on the planet! :)

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes. MVP vs Nestea, couldn’t be a more perfect final battle.

Oh, huge deathswarm of Broodlords coming to my base? Go go ghosts!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idgaf

Too busy playing Forza 4.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arkham City is a better refinement of AA

I’m week my friends talked me into getting MW3

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET ME DEFEND MYSELF GENTLEMEN!!

1.) Arkham City is a FANTASTIC game, I’ve been playing it to my heart’s content

BUT

2.) I love the Joker, and feel like in Arkham Asylum he was better represented than the sickly version in Arkham City

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that’s your only reason that kind of weird . everything else has been improve.

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the only reason

I just felt like it kept building up to this legendary battle, but anyone with proper knowledge of the Counter system would be able to get past it pretty easily. I’m not saying I disliked Arkham City by any means. I just liked AA more. Arkham City though is still veryyyyy deserving of its high scores

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm young for everyone.

But I can’t even think about other games with COD coming out in two weeks. Eff yeah.

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skyrim

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never been much for RPGs.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

action rpg!

youd love it. everyone would

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to say I'll check it out.

But I won’t.

KEMvP

"You know Joe, if Keith Jardines last name was Johnson, the nickname 'The Dean of Mean' wouldn't work at all."

by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gable tapped quick

dude was done with that fight

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lol old man strength my ass

good win for Tirloni 1-0 so far

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wait….there is fights on?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what my mom calls them.

Not MMA. Not UFC. Just “The Fights”.

Granted, my mom loves watching MMA and is Urijah Faber’s biggest fan.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, yours too?

My mom’s obsessed with Joe Benavidez.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom loves Brock Lesnar and Clay Guida

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's awesome

She loves watching fighters.

And MDH, my mom LOVES Guida, too.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mildly upset that Gable didn’t use his namesake grip even once.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

great a show called guy code…..fucking dumbshit

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

only if it follows bellator

I can only pollute the fanposts with so much shitty programming

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Christian M'Pumbu Next

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm surprised they gave him Travis Wiuff

thats the biggest chance of a champ losing since Warren got Galvao

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. He might grind out a decision.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Dudes not the best fighter in the world, but neither is MmmPumbu. They are betting on an athletic prospect over a not so athletic veteran, and thats not always such a great idea

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you guys had to watch one UFC (or any other promotion) event for the rest of your life, what would it be? Gonna watch a PPV after this, want some opinions.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I could probably spend about 6 months watching Warren get KO’d. Over and over and over.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That actually sounds fantastic. I don’t even dislike Joe Warren, but karma needed to get him for the Galvao decision.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC Brazil

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

grand choice

I didnt see the “Any other event” part.

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ppl don't love their kickboxing enough

It surprises me, cuz it seems half of MMA fans are always yelling for refs to stand it up.

Why not watch some top notch kickboxing then? It’s awesome!

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just off hand, WEC 53 sounds pretty good to me. I always loved WEC shows to the max.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably UFC 47.

Diaz vs. Lawler… fuck yeah.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sounds like the waterboy!

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

niiiiice

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was once at the same wedding as Miss Hmong Milwaukee. Jealous? Hardly.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmong people make me think of all the pitiful actors Clint Eastwood cast in Gran Torino.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a Hmong cousin now, she’s so great! They’re all lovely people, though there’s a big culture shock. Their traditional wedding involves lots of drinking…lots of it. And if you drink wrong, you drink more.

Also, they’re Packers fans. Ugh.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry video or gtfo, i could get a picture and say the same crap

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think you're better than me Leland?

because you are…bravo sir

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Travis Wiuff hasen’t beaten anyone good, he has alot of fights and has lost to Upper-mid-teir fighters, and no spectaculat wins, I think M’Pumbu has a very good chance of mopping the floor with Wiuff’s face

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

M'Pumbu is going to fucking demolish Wiuff

M’Pumby by 1st round amateur plastic surgery.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, hello there...

I see you’ve caught me posing with my friend and my woman. See this guy? I killed him.

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by Leland Roling on Oct 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck, somebody hacked Leland's Twitter.

Now what’s that about murder?

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leland's Troling.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

please stop this before IKilled007 comes in here and unloads his photobucket on us.....again.

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

was to make me feel bad for wanting Wiuff to be destroyed by M’Pumbu, they know just how to make emotionally invested in the people their fighting

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is this guy from?

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind..Congo

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell does Wiuff = View?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wii-oof?

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Travis “I prefer a room with a” WIUFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by flyingkneetoface on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christian better win

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I play with your yo-yo?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I would totally buy a Yo-Yo-Yo

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I really want to see the pure disappointment from Hieron when he realizes that he is going to be on his back for 5 rounds.

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

this actually appears to be View’s 79th fight according to the tale of the tape

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Roth Mistake of the Day

Not wearing his Thai Cup or any cup for that matter at the Tim Kennedy seminar today.

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ow.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

their LHW champ is a MW. shit some WW are heavier

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

cough Anthony Jonson cough

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This should have been stood up a minute ago.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I am getting a nice Wiuff of Travis’s tramp stamp poem in this first round

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What does it say?

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see her almost everyday but cannot think of anything to say
i know this sounds really dumb but when i see her i feel numb
her eyes sparkle like magic pearls
and now i found my dream girl

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a haiku

If you are looking
At a dude’s tramp stamp, perhaps
You might dig the cock.

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

or you are watching mma

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I just popped in from a depressing Wisconsin game

to see a depressing lay and pray display being put on a fighter I like.

Tough night.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

argg really lay and pray

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

saw that coming

1 of 3

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Before I was commentator at BE

Before I was fucking a lot of women in college
Before I teepeed someone’s house on my 18th birthday.

I went to art college.

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

If I was M'Pumbu, I'd be fighting Bart Simpson style

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, was rocked like no other, why must he always strike a pose every time he rocks a dude

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Wiuff was all kinds of rocked there. Nice recovery.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching the fights with my dad. Always awesome. I always have something to learn from him breaking down the fights and pointing out things I wouldn’t have usually picked up.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Lack of killer instinct.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember when Wheelock quoted Willy Wonka. That was great.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i like how his arm just says GOD

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn!

Spinning Fishes: WE SPINNIN' SO FAST WE LOOK LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKIN' FISHES.

by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

View SMASH!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate exaggerations.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This card isn’t really doing much for me. The prelims were a lot better.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Please don't invoke two of the most exciting fighters in MMA history

in talking about this lnp artist.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone try Domino's new artisan pizzas?

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nope. Not even Fabio could make me try one

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be upset!!!!

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWINS!

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly would be upset.

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

not at all

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

this fight is pissing me off

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

that band sucks

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me I’m watching MTV and not Spike.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

music reminds me of mtv not one bit

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of mtv when i was a kid

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont remember music on there when i was a kid

i remember Korn, Limp Bizkit and NSync but not music

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

close my ears

please

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 M'Pumbo he had effective agression what did Wiuff do?

That said if it goes the distance Wiuff probably gets the score cards

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

MPumbu has to stop him imo

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD CALL

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM MORE

Come on Christian!!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this dude's jab.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOO.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LET HIM UP LET HIM UP

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

he better hurry up

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Finish him!

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ONNNN!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS.

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

he sure blew it there

great fucking fight iq MPumbu

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You're giving him too much credit.

He’s just not that good.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you put him in with the top of the division

it wont look so good. have him drop to MW. It would be so much funner to watch him develop in Bellator’s MW division

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dont have to be good to punch a motherfucker out who is badly rocked

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wiuff bringing out the zombie wrestling

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

well I guess this will mark the illegitimacy of Bellator Champions

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

he is def the weakest champ

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NOOOOOOOO! Damnit. Damn you View.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat Barry-esque in his killer instinct

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

... is M'Pumbu, Joe.

Gotta finish that shit.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gassed u fools

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Motherfuck.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He was hella rocked.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The only way M’Pumbu wins is if one of the judges falls ill and Bjorn Rebney declares himself emergency judge.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

can you really not see how that fight was close, Warren kept a high pace and always pushed forward, and easily won the third round, relax, it wasnt by any means a 30-27, but it was close, and reasonable to give Warren the nod

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this sucked

Eduardo Dantas better win

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Make this fight a controversial draw, and I’ll call it far……I want the champions to stay unblemished!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

30-28 M'Pumbo 10-10 10-9x2

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

That dudes gonna announce hes on a commission as a judge in the near future

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28

Leonard Garcia

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rebney should have entered the ring

and hit both fighters with a chair to make it a NC.

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he cut him

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non title fight

Judges will probably do their thing

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

See now if soccer kicks were allowed well M’Pumbu would have kicked that feller right in the cranium and won I guess

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

If MPumbu wins this decision I am gonna shit laughing

Better run to the potty just in case

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

30-30 must M’Pumbugawa

by smoogy2 on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

In other news.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol hella random....

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not in good shape.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bayonet on a shottie… yes.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy has a bayonet on his 12 gauge for when he goes deer hunting.

I really love Saskatchewan sometimes.

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buddy goes hunting with a Desert Eagle for laughs. Saskatchewan sounds like a cousin of Texas.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is.

A great state and a great province. Also, assuming you’re from Texas, go Cardinals bitchezz!

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO NOLAN RYAN BITCHES.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Ryan.

But not as much as I hate Ian Kinsler and Adrian Beltre.

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah? Go Dodgers!

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was that cabbage?

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roth?

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulztastic.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Askren would eat this guy's lunch and he's 30 lbs lighter.

If he gets taken down this easily.

Not all of the champs for Bellator are this bad

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it not that this guy is a middleweight

not a lightheavyweight

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Daley and Anthony Johnson weigh more than M'Pumbu

think about that

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-10 10-10 10-8

M’Pumbu

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I could see that happening. It is Yuma, the site of the last robbery.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah looks like Wiuff won, no robberizin’ this time.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey they got it right

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27

LOL

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by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he looked real good in that last round…

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now maybe they'll see the idiocy of these friggin fights.

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding this system is dumb

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wiuff has no nerve endings in his head… thank jesus christ.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s sad that thanking the lord is cliche now

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s always been a sad thing for us atheists out there. He should thank himself for being a skilled fighter

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s always been a sad thing for us atheists realists out there. He should thank himself for being a skilled fighter

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

His "personal" Lord and Savior?

I didn’t know Jesus went into private practice.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh...incoming!!!!!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

z
This is the 13th time that a Bellator Champion fought in a non-title fight, and the last time a Bellator Champion gets a competitive match

Get ready for more Makovsky v. Roubideux type matches

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The lineal implications are.....who cares

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ANOTHER TRANNY!!!!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ all dicking mighty that was some fugly teeth on that tranny thing.

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It's the third tranny of the night!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s been the night of the tranny!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got Eduardo Dantas u guys?

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought John Cena was the best wrestler of my generation?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Alexander Karelin is the best wrestler of my generation and he’s many generations removed.

Stevie Richards is a close second.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BWO > NWO.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LWO > BWO > NWO

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You done misspelled Buvaisar Saitiev

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually know little about freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestlers. I just know Karelin because he was a monster in Virtual Pro Wrestling 2. Plus, he’s clearly not of my generation so that makes this funny.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go watch a Saitiev highlight on YouTube, he’s absolutely phenomenal!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H4j9BbyfLw&feature=related

Yeah, he’s pretty beastly.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurt Angle

It’s true. It’s damn true.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

These Bellator highlights are almost making enough for that last fight. Come on buddy.

Back outside?

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The Llama Prodigy

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

211

my favorite weight class

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174

The favoured weight class of Anthony Johnson, Paul Daley, and Thiago Alves.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

exciting fighters, like Cheese burger Charley and Anthony Jonson

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

rerun nice

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody shitting on that Wiuff fight clearly didn't see Marrero vs. Barrett last night.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

so just because it wasnt as shitty as the most shittiest thing that means no shitting?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the whole damn thing was pretty shitty

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story

Charlie Brenneman tweeted me telling me I was being a negative nancy.

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

about which fight?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm proud of you Nancy

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surprising

Kheyfets has always been an exciting finisher. Did Helsel avoid engaging on the feet? stalled on the floor?

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

She just kinda sucked, Midge. Kheyfets didn’t look as great as I expected, but Helsel was just crap. Poor striking, poor everything.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

shes lost 5 in a row

with a few meh decisions. Its a sad end of a fighting career of a woman that has 8 wins in MMA and 8 finishes.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My PBP

Molly Helsel vs Marianna Kheyfets
Official Result: Marianna Kheyfets by Unanimous Decisions.
Note: I started doing PBP for this fight and then I decided that it’s absolutely impossible keeping up with so little. I’m doubtful that Helsel landed 8% of the punches she threw. Kheyfets wore a long sleeved tshirt and had braids like a Predator. It wasn’t a good fight. It wasn’t a good fight at all.

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read that.

I was at a metal show and was curious how Kheyfets would do and sounds dissapointing. It’s only her fourth(?) fight. But Helsel… man she used to be a grappling bad ass.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

which show?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question...

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trivium and Dream Theater

I left during Dream Theater

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won a ticket to an accoustic day show with Trivium

like twenty ppl. Then they gave me the new CD and some tickets for the metal show that night. Cool guys

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I was hoping your answer would be Anthrax/Testament/Death Angel. Saw them in Chicago last weekend and it was absolutely phenomenal.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was all tentative, very slowly paced and all ground engagements were highly defensive. Just how it goes down sometimes.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helsel was 8-12 going into that fight. I expected it to be shitty.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I just didn't think it was such a terrible fight

given the context of what happened last night. It was not good, but it wasn’t AWFUL.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wasnt awful

just kinda bland

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH MONEYWEIGHT

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed it twice…

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

A thought...

Can MMA only be exciting with mismatches and lower tier talent?

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Next two matches have neither, so we’ll see I guess?

by smoogy2 on Oct 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes definitely MMA is boring as fuck the second you have even fights above the regional level

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saying – Bellator has high percentage of finishes compared to the UFC.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

100% of excitement comes from finishes!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad they reshowed that

wow that was a KO for sure

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Alexis Vila and Eduardo Dantas lets go

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

isnt it West vs Dantas, Villa v. Galvao?

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think thats right

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i just want those two to win

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

just woke up.

how can it still be dark over there? or was this fight a replay?

also looks like a shitty arena

by gsot fan on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

it was outside lol

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re alternating.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

wow really 738 comments

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ace Combat sure looks nice until they roll out the weird sci-fi stuff

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, knocked out Travis Wiuff AND Big John McCarthy.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

yeah…..he got terribly wrestled to death

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU DIDN’T PERPETUATE MY JOKE, THANKS A LOT

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

o.k thanks

just woke up and missed all the fights. looking for a stream now. how many fights left?

by gsot fan on Oct 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

www.PUNCHING.com

shut the fuck up Jay Glazed Donut

by Anthony Peer on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You know why? Cos it was made fer me!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone else splitting time with the baseball game?

Friggin awesome game.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot that there was a World Series, mostly because I hate the Cardinals.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa. I like them more than the Rangers at least.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a Cubs fan, I can’t like the Cardinals. The Rangers were my third choice behind the Rays and Tigers.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was cheering for the Rays, then the Tigers, now the Cards. I’m a Dodgers fan, I don’t know why I’m cheering for St. L.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a Tigers fan in the womb, I probably should have been cheering for them first.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s okay. If they can pull Wright or Aramis to play third, they’ll be a 98 win team next year, imo.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for Nolan Ryan and I didn’t know it was on. Baseball?

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Softcore porn music does not fucking help.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

i disagree

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Val Venis.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Softcore porn music always helps, I don't know what your problem is.

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

In the middle of Lay n’ Pray they should seriously just play archival footage of the Bellator/Jiu-Jitsu lessons.

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

War Eduardo Danta

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dantas knee victim Wilson Reis is going to be competing at the No-Gi worlds in two weeks.

FYI.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Any chance this will be on Budovideos?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you cant be an astronaut anymore

 OHHHHHHHH how’s that feel Ed West?!?!?!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like me after I ingest a bunch of diamonds

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turd= cans( im gussing)

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no he fought actual turds.

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Ed West is neither a turd or a stud

what is he then?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR TYRANNOSATAN

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s your hourly rate?

by dribblebib on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Ricardo Tirloni vs. Chris Horodecki at Bellator 57, ya’ll.

by smoogy2 on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't wait

KEMvP

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by T.C. Engel on Oct 22, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever stud.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up turd!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait people still use the word stud i thought it was the word pimp that was cool

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was about a decade ago.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus fuck, the motherfucking commercials.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Commercials wouldn't be possible without Jesus.

Travis Wiuff told me.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is it wrong that I think thanking Mr. Jesus is pandering to the audience for a cheap pop?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts on it as well.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man Alexis looks like he’s ready to eat a Grizzly Bear alive

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he’s aiming for a grizzly bear cub, Vila is still little.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ed West is kind of a punk, so I hope Dantas stomps him.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

he does have a pottymouth

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Triple Threat!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ed west the next mayhem miller

go Eduardo Dantas

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick, someone post a great King of the Hill .gif

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Dantas wearing shorts from TapouT’s Flintstones line

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by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

!!!!

Yes!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dantas is getting scary, I like west but Dantas has alot of power…..

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FULL ON GROUND AND POUND

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

James Storm is the TNA Champion?

Oh fuck……sad times

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Turd.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He just swarmed him

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Now dantes gets clipped! action!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Good round

Then a foot stomp

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Good fight thus far.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else notice that Dantas has no sponsors?

Not even a gym logo or anything.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

they should call him edward “one man wolf-pak” dantas

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Independent? It’s like watching Dan thank Joe.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Dantas best round of the night

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I would venture to say this is already the best fight on the main card.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Dantas

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

fun fight

K-1 Level Predictions Team

by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome round, 10-9 Dantes

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

close my ears is more like it!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Biz Markie!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yes beat his ass Dantas

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This fucking band again?

What kinda music is this? I’ll accept bad as an answer but I’d like to know the genre.

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Emo-core?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it is called pop punk.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone defending pop punk is comedy.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a defense but Yellowcard is pop punk

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Blink 182 when I hear pop punk.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Greenday

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have good music so I don’t bring them up when shitting on some sub sub genre.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not shitting on them

Blink 182 had some decent music too.

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of all of you people's opinions are wrong

wrong opinions!!!!!!

LOUD NOISES@!@@@@@@

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are now my favorite.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think of reaching for a gun.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry, what is your definition of pop punk? Like some examples of bands that are pop punk. Because A Day To Remember can eat a whole bag of dicks and they are considered pop punk.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

my girlfriend loves that band

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My best friend is into all of these bands that sound like that. ADTR, Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, Pierce the Vail, etc. It all sounds like shit to me.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess you could call them that. I personally consider it a stretch to consider them anything close to music.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

your best friends opinions are WRONG

LOUD NOISES!!!!##$%^%$#!@#$

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YUS

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I can’t follow replies well. Are you into this music or against it? I hope to whatever merciful deity there is that you are against it.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a musician, I cant be with it

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, thank you. My friend is a singer in a metalcore band or some shit. I pity him sometimes. Gauged ears and tight pants and all.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Trivium wrote The Rising,

which is arguably the worst song of all time.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse than Eddie Murphy's Party All The Time?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pop Punk

Fenix TX
MXPX
Mr. T Experience
Lifetime

by Matthew Roth on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, then that is acceptable.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey they are talking about you!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four Year Strong.

Beardcore pop punk for the win.

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're pretty good

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

melodic hardcore

And “openly Christian”…. wow wikipedia.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melodic Hardcore?

for shame

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that band is nothing like either of those things

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Failcore.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

The 2011 version of Breaking Benjamin. Shit rock.

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Music to Believe In"

I believe it sucks.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like West is the Mediocre Cruz, with no wrestling, and no elusiveness/ head movement

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit

That was awesome

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid recovery from the dangerous position there

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope bellator commentary is pretty bad

at least Joe explain the step ups way better

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHH THAT REAR NAKED CHOKE IS IN DEEEEEEEEP!

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

thats my big gripe with joe and goldie. They get into hyping someone waaaay too much. Thats awesome as they are walking in. Hype htpe hype. but when the fight starts call whats happening, quite hypin.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-18 Dantas

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Dantas

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

good round

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi, I'm Montel Williams, and I'm black.

Silly Mr. Williams.

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Throwdown a lot but should I go?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

oh shit i cant go

that is bowling night….nevermind

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha whatever bro

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could you resist?

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know if i want to sit through 3 bands i never heard of in a venue that smells like bumpiss

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the best part

Acid would make it better

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That poster is badass!

It looks like Rob Zombie is starting his own MMA promotion!

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by Snatchl on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

I know you all were worried sick

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake Shields-esque in his fist closing skills is Ed West, Joe.

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I very much dislike Ed West

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish I could rec more than once. Dammit.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

pretty interesting fighter, and tried for finish quite a few times

My best moments: HakNick

by haknick on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when he had West hurt in the first he just swarmed on him.

only 22… BIG THANGS!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

this band is ....

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This music is gonna make me break out in vaginas

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Like Dunham?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd smash

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL I know they’re torturing you guys with this.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27 Dantas

Great fight. Dantas looked awesome against a very game Ed West.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT FUCK COMMERCIALS FUCK SHIT SHIT

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeh… I would give the last round to West purely on volume, but its clear who was the better fighter in this fight, Dantas in the finals!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Dantas was tagging him all night

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This shit in static form is from Abilene, Texas. As someone from Texas that hasn’t poisoned their wells, I apologize.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

A breath of fresh air

For the 10th time

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god Michigan State can die in a fire

how are things going over here?

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oklahoma getting beat too

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY? NETFLIX IS SO VERSATILE!!!

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Split decision? Are you shitting me?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ED WEST?!?!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

No fucking way. SD?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SPLIT DECISION ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck me not a Bellator Decision

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, disregard.

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

A must have in all Leonard Garcia related comment sections

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

please fanshot it at GG2MMA

or I might never see it and my life would be that much less meaningful

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t act surprised, you ass clown.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He was just giving us his "OH" face

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got it right, at least.

And LOL @ the look on West’s face.

GIF THAT SHIT

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He's surprised?

We need a gif of his face

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Save me your Macauley Culkin impression Ed West you fucking lost

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Cause of that one card?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind, I see why.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Ed West every fight

Granted, I like watching him fight. He’s just a tool.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hated him after seeing his right shoulder

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol West your reaction

i hate you for life now

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

At least two of the judges were watching the fight. We should be happy with that.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

same judge that did 30-27 fight before

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it? I missed that… not surprised though. Wow.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm making assumptions

I’m high enough for it to be fact now

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, Ed West is an ass. However, the fight was good, and at least the right guy won. I’ll take it.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Villa v. Dantes will eb great

going for the KO.

Makovsky best hope that Dantes wins this tournament now. He won’t be able to take Villa down and will get KO’d. Galvao will sub him if it goes down, or just punch him out. Dantes can kill Makovsky on the feet, but at least Makovsky might wrestle fuck the youngin

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

It only takes two

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that

They both start with “ed” in their names with a split decision ha. Ed West’s face was priceless Kodak moment shit.

Dantes v. Villa would be amazing

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If he does, he’s just as delusional as the judge who agreed with him.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him watch it

and if he still says he wins, slap him in public

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he mad?

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And.......You ARE the father

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alexis Vila it just you know

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

now

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOYA

Three scouting report fighters through to the Bellator finals (Lima, Vianna, Dantas)!

by smoogy2 on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even one round for Ed West. Not even one.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

CLOSE YOUR EYES

GREAT BAND BROS

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Most re-affirm my manliness to my peers by drinking stereotypically manly drinks

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Appletinis for all!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Close Your Eyes = the new RIPPING ME INTO PIECES

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

we did it guys 1000 comments!

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonna write a script that recs every one of your posts. Do you understand that you are ruining recs?

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am why we can't have nice things

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Didn't she end up doing some lesbian porn or something?

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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blood Orgy

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say it's the work of that fantastic band and all of the buzz they've created

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

IM GOING NOW

GOTTA GO BY “EMPTY HANDS AND HEAVY HEARTS” WHAT A BREAKOUT BAND

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

What if they go platinum just because

Every little tweenie bopper made their parents go buy this bullshit CD

by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 22, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

close your eyes really that the name of the band

their music is just as bad as their band name

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew that Victory put out that garbage band before I even looked it up

Tony Victory is such a doosh and he only puts out dooshy music now.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt, watch this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zwF-mAG5g

Tony is a piece of fucking garbage.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I am the monster”

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I'm not watching that next weekend...

NICK DIAZ VS BJ PENN!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe.

"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen

by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope he is the p4p lay and pray fighter

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

he has continously improve his BJJ each fight out. He stays active, but he is GREEN and hasnt quite gotten skilled enough to finish.

At this pace he will be a killer soon

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s always the outside chance that he picked up some actual striking from ole Duke.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he will

In time. It’s so much different than grappling. BJJ would naturally come quicker to him. Striking will take longer. He definitely transitioned to a good camp. If he bases out of there and keeps traveling to train with guys like Jake Shields and the Diaz brothers he is set.

Except for that championship clause in there though.

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Askren isn’t that bad for lnp… he’s active on the ground. However, I still light candles and pray that Hieron will somehow beat him.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And one of the most exciting fighters to watch

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, definitely

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know for a fact you are completely serious

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has the potential to be a top 10 WW, but the dude has zero wins in the top ten. Hell, I don’t think he has any in the top 25

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by sitnam90 on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

IS IT REAL OR IS IT BATTLEFIELD 3???

I JUST CAN’T TELL!!!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Please no more of that terrible band and its music, anymore of that commercial I will have to go and buy it, just so I can destroy it

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

dont

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, if you want to see the most LOL band ever (and on the same label as Close Your Eyes!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zwF-mAG5g

Watch this. Please. I’m begging you.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's the full video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ

Funniest shit / worst music ever.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

I have flagged your post.

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My good friend actually created a parody band of this garbage

That he signed to his own record label.

It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace

by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Midge, watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3XL05W_yY

That’s the parody thing. Fucking funny.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

I don’t trust your links glare

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me, it's worth it.

It’s a great parody.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would skip to about 58 seconds into the video where they fuck with the autotune.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow that was just awful are they devil worshiper ?

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they just suck.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh goff i can’t stop puking

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I hear Brian Wilson talking about being “black ops” one more time, I’m going to fucking kills myself.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

as a west coast guy and card carrying member of the beard club i have to say i agree

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone here

Have an Intel Core i7 2600k?

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by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Alexis Vila pushes his shit in

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You ever had your shit pushed in like a pin coushin?

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't stand this translator

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Bantamweight Chris Lytle

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Villa is 40 right?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting. He hasn’t had many fights, so he’ll be just fine.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 with a great story.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what going to happen?

if Galvoa beats Vila, because Dantas and Galvoa both train together, will they fight, or will someone pull out of the competition? Could get sticky

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That ref’s stoppage was phenomenal

POUNCE!!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

If I could have any person shorter than myself as a bodyguard

It would be Vila. Hands down. I’d never fuck with that dude.

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I am one inch shorter than Alexis Vila. Pick me.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

Ok.

I’ll work on becoming high profile enough to need a bodyguard. Or I could just have you come around with me even though I don’t need a bodyguard.

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet deal!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working on my break dancing as we speak

I’m sure I will make it big

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Facing the pain is a very personal experience. Ripping it to pieces even more so.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m coming to take your soul! Yes. Vila!!!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Vila can lose every fight from now til the end of time and I will still worship him for starching Warren

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

But wouldn’t you rather watch him knock everyone out on the way to the UFC?

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by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

war vila!

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Punch-Joe Vila!

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

can villa have another devestating finish

     Will Alexis be a flash in the pan or does he really have that good of stand up.We know he is a good wrestler with probablly gnp.Fighting a bjj specialist has ended many a good punchers night though!!

by gotyacoldjunk on Oct 22, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

War tentative opening round!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

...Aaand Bellator ran over their time slot again

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the USA chant when two foreign fighters are fighting.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard USA chants… they’re both foreigners, motherfuckers. I hate that shit.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

its Arizona

be happy they didnt arrest them both already

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well have you seen the Page KO, not to mention Bowles, he got layed out, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was no more soul left for the Exorsist to take

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone catch mediocre women texting on their way back from the bathroom? Things are happening here.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Rewinding as we speak

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a new show on TruTV?

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

High five!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Galvao

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s hoping their corners implore them to get a bit more aggressive in round two!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Vila

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t believe Vila is 40 – the way he moves is nuts.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

he is the 40 something Randy Couture of 40 year olds

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I guess it’s cause he doesn’t have many fights. Not a lot of wear and tear.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Vila

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That ear's about to pop

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Vila scares me a little

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine meeting him

And looking down into his eyes… Honestly, it’d be awkwardly scary.

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA USA USA USA

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

USA! USA! USA!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

USA USA

Clearly rooting for a draw. Fuck both of these foreigners.

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Size difference

Man Galvao looks to be 2 weight divisions bigger then Villa.Not that that seems to cause any worries to villa.

by gotyacoldjunk on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

They're cheering on the ref

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont correct yourself Jimmy

you just have uninformed fans. period

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

IRONIC USA CHANT!

That had to be ironic, right?

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by pdl on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You think the crowd at the Cocopah Casino

is capable of ironic distance? You have a better view of humanity than I do.

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is on an army base.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Arizona!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

they are probably just fucking stupid

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds right

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minus the probably

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude these UFC fights are awesome!

I have a friend that trains UFC

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dam Vila is like a mini Hector Lombard

he throws his hooks and take downs are the same lol even looks like him a little.

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What a barn burner!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice body kick

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

WAR AMERICA!!!!!!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

No matter who comes out with the victory...

America wins.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Villa is in there at 40 cuz he doesnt cut weight

dude looks like a featherweight

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

If he looked like a featherweight

He’d be cutting weight…

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didnt know if he cut wieght for 135

he would for 125. sounds like he could pretty easily.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

featherweight-145
bantamweight-135 (Villa fights in this division)
flyweight-125

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said the other day he weighed 141 lbs. after eating a cheeseburger and fries. I tried to get some more details via Twitter, but he failed to reply.

I did get an “Lol” from Pat Miletich, though.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

id love to see him in this fabled featherweight division

A KO artist in the new division would be useful.

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice little flurry to end the round… I wanna say 20-18 Vila but 19-19 is cool

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Galvao 20-19

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

im predicting another SD

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

predicting a UD, 30-26 for the USA

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No matter the score here

I think it is safe to say that America wins

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Vila vs. Mighty Mouse would be sick

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Vila looks tired

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

He's punching like Garcia...

…With power

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a curse

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It appears I may have bailed on Wisconsin a little too soon

TIE GAME BABY.

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

AMERICA!

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

MURICA!

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

think its cuz he was gassy?

Or just afraid of Galvao’s grappling?

Or maybe his old weapon got rusty

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Galvao should get the nod here

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats just sad, two tired inactive bantamweights

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

yea Galvao might won this

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The 2nd round was the key to this fight….

I’m gonna say 29-28 Galvao

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s times like these that I wish the fights were longer. Galvao was building good momentum in the third round!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So ends the streak of great Bellator cards. The prelims were great. The main card? Not so much.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I should stop working on that patent for my neck basket...

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd buy a neck basket

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by Joben on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I score it

29-28 Vila.

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by KMcCaig on Oct 22, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oklahoma getting wrecked and maybe Wisconsin losing

Boise State on the rise!

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see it going either way, honestly. I’d much rather see Vila win but that wasn’t a great performance.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

calc
matthew roth
close your eyes

95%!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Galvao won the fight. Razor thin.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

mutherfuckers

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Galvao

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT.

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

29-29 here

Galvao has no luck whatsoever

by smoogy2 on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Vila Yes lolol

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I do not agree with this.

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh

Nothing to get mad about.

At least America won

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Woot u mad

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by TigerTD on Oct 22, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bellator judges HATE Galvao

wtf these judges suck, This si why you dont have fights on Indian REservations you fuckasses

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He’d have taken it if he’d done something in the first.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was scared

I think he did plenty in the second two. I’m guess those judges gave the third to Villa for takedowns?

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by The Midge on Oct 22, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just close.

I gave the second to Vila, the third to Galvao. The first was really close because nobody did a damned thing.

Vila is still my hero for flattening Warren, though.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

galvao cant get no love in yuma

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by MaZZacare on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a total robbery, but still.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

oh damn i turned the channel and missed the shit decision

Can someone put Ed West’s face on Galvao???

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Vila but i think he lost rounds 2 and 3.

by Canis.Majoris on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again

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by teenwoolf on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

See now if that fight was 5 rounds or more, Galvao would have been a winnerman

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

oh and I called it

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by Earl Montclair on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

People are getting all pissy about this?

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by halitosis on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Dantes wins by sub, based off tonight’s fights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Vila comes back stronger though. We’ll see.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a vote of confidence for your two finalists

two split decisions.

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

All the contestants in this high level tournament have been super evenly matched!

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and...question

how do you feel about John Beck as your starter?

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he throws fewer than four picks tomorrow, he'll be an improvement.

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by Dave Strummer on Oct 22, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well its more believable then Hieron beating Weedman, and more believable then Hieron beating Hawn……so its pretty reasonable

by Mrh347 on Oct 22, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

And much more believable than Curran beating Imada or Huerta.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh those are still two of the worst decisions ever. Almost as bad as Garcia/Phan 1

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And I rank Frausto/Fujii up there, as well.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s Zoila Gurgel now, she done married Jorge Gurgel

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 22, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah… forgot about that.

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by Jackie Maden on Oct 22, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll catch y’all later.

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by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 22, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

A

Well goddamnit. Overall it was a decent show and I enjoyed my time on BE.

Later folks.

by Rufford on Oct 22, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloody Elbow needs an off topic post.

That is all.

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i did one

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/7/5/2259935/the-off-topic-post

it got over 1100 replies. Most replied to fanpost in BE’s history I think.

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by Cory Braiterman on Oct 22, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, do it again!!

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by krcampbell on Oct 22, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roths Jersey one got a ton as well i believe

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Oct 23, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

under 1100 iirc

1038?

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by Cory Braiterman on Oct 23, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should start a video game one.

by discoandherpes on Oct 22, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So... no Escudero fight?

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by Jonathan. on Oct 22, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Escudero won by RNC

Early in round one. Guess they went with the WWE style dark match. It was on after the televised card.

by The so-called Beautiful on Oct 23, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.

by Earl Montclair on Oct 23, 2011 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again, really solid play by play, Jackie. Great stuff – especially for someone who was Halloween partying it up while this was going on. Will catch on the replays.

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by Ben Thapa on Oct 23, 2011 3:47 AM EDT reply actions  

What exactly decides whether elbows to the head are allowed or not in Bellator championships?

I’ve tried finding some kind of formula, but it seems too arbitrary for me. Maybe I was too drunk already, though.

Go big red!

by pornflake on Oct 23, 2011 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

If it’s a non-final tournament fight, elbows are not allowed. Super fights and tournament finals allow elbows.

Which is quite weird, because the reality of it is that elbows rarely inflict anything more than superficial damage (I know I know, Jon Jones shattered Vera’s face with an elbow. That was pretty cool.)

by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

If a guy gets a bad enough cut he could get a medical suspension that could prevent him from fighting in the next round of the tournament (assuming he won his fight, of course). He could also get a cut that might not heal enough before the next fight, so even if he isn’t suspended he might not get cleared on his medicals for the next round.

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by Scabby Knuckle on Oct 23, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

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