XFC 14 Resurrection Live Results and Commentary
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 11:53 PM EDT
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Welcome! As with every MMA event that airs on HDNet, Bloody Elbow is here to bring you live play by play and discussion of the XFC 14 card as it unfolds. Headlined by Nate Jolly and Jamie Varner, it should be a fun night of fights. It's Varner's return to fighting after a 28 day long "retirement", which he announced at last month's Titan Fighting Championships event. The fights start at 9:00 p.m. ET on HDNet.
I'll be doing the play by play and commentary. Give me a follow on twitter for some updates and whatever I choose to not be allowed to write on this site. It's not so much my choice as it is the man. Occupy Bloody Elbow to enact change. Twitter hashtag is #OBE.
Round 1: The Noose comes forward with punches and Mahlow shoots in and gets the takedown. Bruce almost finishes the fight quickly with a guillotine but Mahlow quickly passes to side control. Small elbows from Mahlow while Conners tries to sweep. Conners is bleeding a lot from those elbows. Conners pushes up with his legs but doesn't get up. Mahlow dives right back in and has north-south and then back to high side control. Conners regains half guard and stands. He tries for a guillotine but can't finish it. 10-9 John Mahlow who looks pooped.
Round 2: They trade kicks. Conners doesn't like this. Seems tentative. This is much different than the first round. Another digging kick from Mahlow. Conners doesn't want this fight. He's just not doing anything. Mahlow isn't doing well, he's just doing better. Conners lands a jab. Body kick is blocked by the arms. Conners shoots and the round ends. 10-9 John Mahlow.
Round 3: Bruce Connors comes out very flat footed. Mahlow is moving well and continues to land at will with his kicks and punches. It's pretty much the story of the round. Conners came in at the end with a superman punch at the end and got tagged right on the jaw. It was another one sided round. 10-9 Mahlow.
Official Result: John Mallow via Unanimous Decision
Mike Bernhard vs Mikey Gomez
Round 1: Bernhard throws a kick and is punched in the face. Gomez throws a wild punches and he misses. Gomez shoots and get caught in a headlock. Bernhard is throwing knees to the head. Gomez is playing the game placing a hand on the ground. I hate that so much. Bernhard kneeing his arms. The ref breaks them and Gomez gets the takedown. Bernhard is looking for a kimura but Gomez defends well. It looked like Gomez tapped to me. The ref I guess saw it and stood them up? Bernhard shoots and pushes the fight against the cage. 10-9 Bernhard.
Round 2: Gomez throws a leg kick and Bernhard answers with a monstrous punch. Gomez shoots and Bernhard sprawls. He spins and is looking to finish. He doesn't. They stand and Bernhard is back to throwing knees. He gets dropped by a leg kick. Bernhard has his arm and is working to finish with an armbar. This is close. Wow. Gomez survives but that was ridiculous. Gomez takes the mount and then the back. He sinks in a deep choke and that's alllllll over!!
Official Result: Mikey Gomez by Rear Naked Choke
Elijah Harshbarger vs Nicolae Cury
Round 1: Nicolae Cury put on an absolute clinic. He took Harshbarger down, got the mount. Threw some punches and then got the armbar. It was ridiculously beautiful.
Official Result: Nicolae Cury by Arm bar
Round 1: Pena gets the fight to the ground immediately. He can't do anything with it. He stands up and Clark looks for a leglock. Pena steps out and keeps looking for the pass which he never gets. Clark stands and lands a knee. Pena picks him up and walks him across the cage before slamming him down. Pena looking for a d'arce. Pena backs up and Clark lands knees on the way up. Pena gets the takedown again but he's not doing anything with them. Pena gets the mount but Clark just shrugs him off. Clark stands and lands an uppercut and head kick before getting taken down again. 10-9 Pena for the takedowns but he's losing the damage war.
Round 2: Clark lands a knee and some big punches then shoots the takedown. He's on top and gets his head out of a guillotine. While he's trying to pass Pena stands and gets the double leg. Pena is in halfguard Pena backs up and Clark lands a straight left on the way up. Clark looks tired but he's the better fight on the feet. Clark tries a trip takedown and then lands a knee on the way up. Pena with the body lock takedown and lands some nice ground and pound. They stand and Clark lands another beautiful knee to the head. 10-9 Clark in my opinion.
Round 3: They're both gassed. Pena got the takedown. Clark is looking for submissiones but he's exhausted. He sweeps and Pena stands up. He gets the takedown and he's just laying down. He's too tired to finish the fight at this point, especially with Pena locking an arm in. Clark tries to pass to side control and Pena stands. He lands a punch and Clark just goes fetal. The ref allows him to punch Clark in the head for the remainder of the round. 10-9 Pena.
Official Result: Reggie Pena by Unanimous Decision (30-27, 29-28x2)
Molly Helsel vs Marianna Kheyfets
Official Result: Marianna Kheyfets by Unanimous Decisions.
Note: I started doing PBP for this fight and then I decided that it's absolutely impossible keeping up with so little. I'm doubtful that Helsel landed 8% of the punches she threw. Kheyfets wore a long sleeved tshirt and had braids like a Predator. It wasn't a good fight. It wasn't a good fight at all.
Carmelo Marrero vs Scott Barrett
Round 1: Clinched against the cage. Kinda some snap on a jab from Marrero that whiffs. Back to the fence. Have you ever seen seals fighting for a small rock or a bouy and trying to push each other into the water. It looks a lot like that. Barrett keps rubbing his eye. Eventually drags Marrero to the mat with less than 30 left. Not much happens then the round ends.
Round 2: Slow start then rock 'em sock 'em exchange. The kind that makes both look bad. A little clinch then back to the cage. It's hard to call this clinch work because it's insulting to good clinch fighters. It's more of a hug that's just a little rougher than you'd be comfortable with. Marrero leads with his head really bad on a right hand, not sure if he's bad or looking to foul. Gets tagged a few times by Barrett, pushed to the cage and kneed in the balls. Just what this fight needed. I truly admire Schaivello's ability to call techniques even when excecuted this poorly. Then they go full Frye vs. Takayama but without committing to the punches like a bad hockey fight. Excitement over. Both dudes are gassed. More hugging against the cage, more arm punches, bell sounds.
Round 3: The seals are back and clearly have blood in their shoulder equivolents. Nothing but weak flipper punches. And they start rough hugging against the fence, but it's getting gentler. Soon to be a bro-hug? HDNET dude had his camera sideways, which is more interesting than the "action" here. Both have their flippers low and chin high. More hugging. Fight ends and they hug again, presumably as a tribute to the lack of action they just had.
Official Result: Carmello Anthony Marrero by Unanimous Decision
Round 1: They are out early and Jolly throws a leg kick and then drops for a takedown. Varner rolls for a leg lock. Jolly steps out and Varner is able to get Jolly down and then start throwing heavy shots. Jolly is OUT! Jamie Varner lands 10 punches on a sleeping Nate Jolly. Jamie Varner IS FOR REAL! THAT MAN IS MY HERO! THAT MAN IS MY HERO! Now we'll see the old Jamie Varner!
Official Result: Jamie Varner by Knockout via Ground n Pound. Jamie Varner isn't retiring or he's unretiring. He should celebrate by doing the worm.
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UFC monopsony my ass!
Look at all the cards being covered by BE tonight.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Is it just gonna be me and Roth in our undies for this one?
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
Flirting with the idea of watching and just recording the rest of the WVU game. They are disappointing me.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it. I’m joining you guys.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I think if you posted a picture, more would be tempted to join.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
how many of the 1200 follower communicate with you?
does it ever get overwhelming?
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Oct 21, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm like Jesus
they all communicate with me. I have to ignore a lot of them to only answer the important ones.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my man that is a rec
and on the main post
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Oct 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah and if I was on twitter I would use your #obe hashtag
but I’m not
c’est la vie…
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Oct 21, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
or do you just have hella deep and meaningfull 150 character exchanges all day?
just morbidly curious
or is it just like the Matt Roth Soapbox O_o
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Oct 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have a soapbox
I literally just tweet while drinking. Or whatever the hell comes to my mind.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
When WVU is down 14-3 to Syracuse, it is time to watch free MMA and forget your problems.
Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.
by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Frank Trigg looks like the kind of guy who would wear an ascot if he could.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Also, what the hell on Jamie Varner wearing jeans during his promotional picture?
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Sort of babysitting right now
They get direct tv which has hdnet. My time Warner cable doesn’t. Looks like I need to find my way over here more often
by Rabbit915 on Oct 21, 2011 9:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They're in high school
I’m essentially the no party police. I told them do whatever you want just don’t get me in trouble
by Rabbit915 on Oct 21, 2011 9:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
solid, good man
NOW WATCH YOU SOME FIGHTS
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Oct 21, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
12-2 or 12-12? There is a huge difference…
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce The Noose
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
Hreat nick name
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
I’m taking The Noose here by whatever he wants in the first round.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Are they in a pentagon?
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
Wasnzuffa able to copyright or trademark the octagon?
It’s a shape…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
Euclid is rolling in his grave.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I choose Snatch!
Zakree
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K1 Level Predictions Team Cut Man
That cracker dont got a whole lot off his back it seems
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Tiequan Zhang school of submissions.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I vaugely remember Marrero in the UFC
Didn’t he get subbed by Kongo or something ridiculous like that?
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Nah, he actually beat him. He was fed to Bader though.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The voice
“I thought the pictures of gaddafi were bad but….”
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
This ref looks like Jesse The Body Ventura and Tan Dan had a baby
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ouch. That leg kick.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
I like when people don't check leg kicks
cause it makes me think they are retarded for not doing that.
My girlfriend says The Voice sounds like Flight Of The Concords’ Agent
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
Hahahaha. Eh, Murray sounded a little more whiney.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Brett? Jermaine?
This is a band meeting – item number one….
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Something making dinner in the kitchen right now
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Rampage-esque in his checking of the leg kicks is Bruce The Noose, Joe
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I always preferred Nick Diaz. Eat those leg kicks and don’t give a fuck.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy to do when you are fighting guys outside the top 25
#sadbuttrue
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god they had a giant x full of lights on the wall
I was afraid this was a low class event
by Rabbit915 on Oct 21, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
This is not so good
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
This was a bad fight
I watched this instead http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/10/this-man-is-terrified-of-puppies#page/1
I’ll watch the round so I can do pbp though.
round recap
White guy stands still and eats strikes
10-9 Mullato Mutilator
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch what I just posted. It's incredible.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"Mahlow who looks pooped"?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it wrong that I was rooting for the puppy to nip at him?
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
He should date that eharmony chick who just loves cats so much *sniff*
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hey hey hey
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
just tuning into the fights, any god so far?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
sup
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sup dude lol
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, that was pretty painful to watch.
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Brookins?
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
I could be just hearing things, but did these guys come in to the same songs?
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by mountaineers101 on Oct 21, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
I thought I was the only one.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that song wont get old by the end of the card
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So Gomez lost to war machine
I know who I’m not picking
by Rabbit915 on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
he has words across his chest
that is the only reason i need
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
and a graffiti tramp stamp
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
WAY TO BE ORIGINAL
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
I guess I’ll go with Bernheard
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Anouncer almost had an Austin Powers moment
“Fighting out of team American Top…….Team”
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
I fucking hate that 3 point rule when it comes to knees.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
Knee strikes to the extended arm are great though
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
yeah that was pretty crafty
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice take down transition
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
“Demented game of twister”. DRINK!
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
Damn
I had know clue what you were talking about then heard the voice say it. I guess I’m on a 30 second lag.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
10-9 Bernhard
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Bernhard is pretty solid on the ground
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
I'm kinda loving the telestrator in MMA.
Wouldn’t want it to be a normal thing but that’s a cool tool.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
he would just be drawing dicks and bongs the entire broadcast
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
http://deadspin.com/5848896/this-week-in-unintentional-dong-submissions/gallery/1
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
“You hear that dong and “oh shit” are you ready."
by Rufford on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol I heard that too
I think he is gonna be fighting the Undertaker
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
this one is my favorite
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
That was nice, solid ground work.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Why is Schiavello talking about Jonathan Brookins? What I miss?
Follow me on Twitter or Chad Dawson will shoot on you! @BVandDietPepsi
he was in the crowd earlier
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s unfortunate.
Follow me on Twitter or Chad Dawson will shoot on you! @BVandDietPepsi
by BVandDietPepsi on Oct 21, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Human Refrigerator??
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
William Perry?
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by BVandDietPepsi on Oct 21, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He fights MMA now? First Hershel, now him. Who’s next, Lawrence Taylor?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LT would be too sensitive to leg kicks
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask Joe Theisman about LT’s affects on legs.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
good point
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Mario Williams?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhh that lol I was expecting to see some training video
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
This was a related video. http://youtu.be/_z5cSIbEUDQ
That cop’s been training.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
I don't like the live Monday night thing they are doing
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Loss to Pete Sell…ooh
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
“The Hero” not too bad
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Harshbager has to throw a super man punch by virtue of nick name
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
NICE!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
That was really slick
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Nitro Girls
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Does he comb his hair that way or does he have a worse hairline than Christian Morecraft?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I don't care
I loved New Found Glory as a kid and still do. Their cover album was great cause it was all songs I grew up with.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
lol
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they bring that huge walkout X from show to show?
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
They bought it from TNA
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Mount up!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Slow on the uptake was the hillbilly
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Damn he shook off that mount really easily
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Dude throws haymakers off his back
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Like while he's standing up from his back
he’s throwing big shots….
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
even while laying on his back
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
good round
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
nice mouthpiece work ref
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Aw, I went Billy Ray Cyrus a long time ago. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
Trigg is reading the comment stream
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I went full Miley Cyrus.
Born in 92? How old is that? Old enough.
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-Randall Munroe
They’s gassed
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
more blows than a box of kleenex
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather watch Hopkins vs. Dawson again.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
“more blows than a box of kleenex” lol
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
This is what GSP/Condit will look like
but they are very skilled fighters. Funny how it will look the same.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
this is was gsp and condit wil look like.
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was waiting for an excuse to post this
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i didn’t figure one would be needed
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
thats the JTT victory dance.
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
dont fuck with the jtt man
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i looked at it for awhile and i couldn’t find words to bring it up. so i just threw it out
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i couldnt stop laughing when i first read it
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
good fight
That was close to being a 10-8 round
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Female Mixed Martial Artist quits job to be full time fighter
She doesn’t realize she is a female mixed martial artist.
She asked "Are women doing MMA?"
The answer is… sorta?z
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-Randall Munroe
Cameron Diaz is ugly
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
in comparison to drew barrymore she is gorgeous
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
drew barrymore looks like rocky dennis
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
imma sucker for foreign women
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
rephrase that
women of foreign descent
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Sandler in drag or Cameron Diaz
Addvantage: Push
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My lovely lady lumps
Perfect lead in song
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
This fight is going to be TERRIBLE.
Crack a beer, boys. Enjoy the shitshow.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
i think the jello is in the blue corner
/what a dick i am
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
god damn i am watching the worst stream available
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
Russian just grabbed the other chicks boobs. Is that legal?
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
completely
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The time of the "Albino Bummble Bee" is now
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
"Albumble"
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That's Babe Ruth
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Or one of the chicks Babe Ruth slapped on the regular
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
GET OUT OF HER FACE!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
i had it 10-9 Helsel
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not even watching the event, and I’m just at home for 10 minutes between pubs, but I just wanted to pop in and say 3 things:
1. I hope The Worm loses.
2. I don’t know what Roth told you he’s drinking right now, but I have it on good authority that he’s actually drinking Smirnoff Ice.
3. Don’t listen to anything pdl says, he’s actually just an alias of KJ Gould.
Peace out gangstas.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
I'm having milk and cookies tonight.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
just like Santa
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you got iced.
You also have long hair now.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Oct 21, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
K-Fed should not have quit her job
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not so sure but that they have the same body type but the clothing choices make all the difference. /man
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
dude, no
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m open to an investigation.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
I asked a UFC fighter who trained with both fighters
to confirm that lady Cyborg wasn’t just Wanderlei in a wig. He laughed but did not answer. I’m still suspicious.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
fair enough
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
zzzzzz
She’s bweeeeeeeeeeeeeding
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if Luke Thomas would rather watch this fight or pro wrestling….
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
That’s a tough one. Who’s wrestling?
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Nathan Jones v. Mantaur
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
anything but this
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/94040/jfkfd.gif
'nucks fly together
by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Oct 21, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...that was great timing...jeez...
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'nucks fly together
by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Oct 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
K-Fed got this one in the bag
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
I paid for Spike/Manswers/BMS. This is gravy.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
you paid for spike without just paying for cable
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I live in Tennessee. This is top shelf.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
thats horrible. but i wish i lived further south than illinois
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I love TN. To paraphrase Dolly Parton, “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
it wasn't for Girls Gone Wild and Art Mann Presents?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
inside mma
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that live edition sucked out loud
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenny Rice makes it hard to watch
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I will catch a lot of shit for this but
Bas is no better. He is more concerned with being a fucking cartoon than having any credible input
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to admit. His act has worn a bit thin with me.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
You won't catch any shit from me
He has actually watched the sport since PRIDE. He doesn’t care anymore.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/94040/jfkfd.gif
'nucks fly together
by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Oct 21, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
check this out, i didn’t know brock was 1-1 doing moonsaults… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6k1LxVogkQ
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
he landed many in OVW
Its just hard to land one when the other guy is 9/10ths of the way across the ring
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i would buy that, if he didn’t land on his neck. i agree it was far, but he didn’t even make it all the way around
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
he had to go out instead of up
fucked up trajectory
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
and a few discs
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
he is lucky he's not fucking dead
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
forreal 300 pounds crushing your neck doesn’t nice
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn’t isn’t
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Long haired Varner resembles wasted Chris Leben
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
lol
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a reminder:
@pdlmma pdl
Jamie Varner was Ben Henderson’s most reputable win until he beat Mark Bocek. Let that sink in.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
far out
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
oooo
that woud make me retire
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
too strong for too long and i cant be without ya baybay!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Isn’t his biggest win… Cheick Kongo?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
im stlli pondering how long Kongo will be awake in the Mitrione fight.
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He will be out in 2 minutes and then ko Meathead with one minute left in the 1st round
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Muffin Top!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
that’s where the knockout power is stored
by Pyrgz Krum on Oct 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
his tummy has weird lines
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
better than abs
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOO CO MAIN! HEAVYWEIGHTS! DON’T BLINK!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Kongo’d
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Barrett is entering a world of hurt
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
pain
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
pot
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bring the pain, MDH!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
INTO PIECEZ!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark Hunt would beat these guys.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
uh yup
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I need jameson to make the world not shit.
by Matthew Roth on Oct 21, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Jameson is wonderful
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m thinking the Bear got a upper body wax.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
Does this make Marrero a cub?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Something tells me he’s not gonna make it with that eye.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Oh shit they're using mallets! Killer!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
really Trigg? Barrett?
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmm
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Fucking Fascist!
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY!!!!!! >=O
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh okay I thought I was banned. I guess I got a warning for trading streams…except.. I didn’t post any links. All good.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
pretty much this fight
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
This fight is dogshit
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
.
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's Stan?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
aspergers
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I would rather be watching the episode of Fashion Police I dvr'd than watching this fight
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
LIAR!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Just watched the first 3 American Horror Story
I heard it was from the Glee people. Pretty damn good show but I approve all FX shows.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Yeah, the last episode was really good, it's starting to get very interesting.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro hug.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
So does Varner win this fight?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
.
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s just leaning on him lol
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
This reminds me of a Josh Haynes fight
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
What's he up to these days?
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
no idea
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bear is not done yet!
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
The Garner vs Greshin fight from last weekend was wayy better than this.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
by a hair
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon dude you know that fight brought the lulz
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The main event is next! Push it to the limit!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
only
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
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"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
This photo is better to look at than the last fight
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
i like it
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhhhh....
Uhhhh…
Uhhhhhh….
You’re right.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s so much wrong with that photo it’s hard to know where to start.
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
Yes.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and the big lebowski
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
The tears
Can’t equate this to a fight tonight but it seems like a free for all in here so yeah!
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
He knows the answer to that I’m sure.
by Rufford on Oct 21, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This thread is complete now.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
omgomgomgomgomgomg
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s the sound a dong makes?
I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me.
depends what you are hitting it against
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Varner retired until his hair got longer
Now he’s a modern warrior
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
Fantastic PBP on the womens fight Roth
Just brilliant
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Vaner is only 26??? Seems a older if you ask me
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Varner lost fair and square?
Seems like something he would never say. I guess I never equated age to him being a jerkoff. I thought he was older at the time but if he is still only 26 I forgive him. I would’ve guess he was in his early 30s on his way out.
"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
LETS GET STARTED!!!!
okay……
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
HERE WE GO!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
XFC 14 - The Most Horrible Nicknames Ever Assembled
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
-415 for Varner damn
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
zz
nice trip JESUS CHRIST
I purchased a crowbar and 3 gallons of Goof Off, worked for three arduous hours and was still unable to pry IKilled007 off Jon Jones' nuts.
by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
early as fuck
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
Nahhh he went limp
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i gotta live feed, could just be that
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He was absolutely done
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
about as done as this dude
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury." – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
by pridedaze09 on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'll show you tough!"
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Varner vs Frankie Edgar! Book it!
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Well, that was something. Any bets on how many wins it would take Varner to return to “the big show”?
3 more
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on who he fights.
Maybe if he gets 3, he’ll get signed by bellator.
He could go to Japan beat some more guys, build up his name and go to the UFC.
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
later fellow Bloody Elbowners
Talk to ya later
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by Earl Montclair on Oct 21, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
See ya later
"Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK!" -Chael Sonnen
by Nightmare_wears_prada on Oct 21, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Official Result: Carmello Anthony Marrero by Unanimous Decision
Drink.
Pee.
Repeat.
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