How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of October
by Anton Tabuena on Oct 19, 2011 10:01 AM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
GSP GETS INJURED - A TWITTER TIMELINE OF EVENTS
"Very focused right now." -Georges St. Pierre, sends a training photo 2 hours before Dana White's next tweet
"I just land in NYC and what do I always say!? I have to deal with bad shit everyday!! GSP is out with an injury!!! #oneofthosedays... Nick Diaz vs BJ Penn is the main event." -Dana White
"Went straight from Tristar to the doctor this afternoon, very frustrated. Can't wait to get back at it. Tks for all the support, means a lot" -Georges St. Pierre, had to pull out of UFC 137 after injuring his knee.
"TIMELINE EXPLOSION!!" -BJ Penn, who's twitter probably exploded after the news about GSP's injury broke.
"Hey @danawhite :) duty calls again???" -Josh Koscheck
"gotta respect Kos offering to fight Condit on a week notice. I respect the shit outta u Josh! He's waitin 4 GSP tho" -Dana White
"That Suck @danawhite but ur the boss....Now what?? I just get2 sit around & play with my ding dong.i need more excitement in my life. FLIP" -Josh Koscheck
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Anderson, you've got 24 hours to accept my offer. I suggest you take it, my next one won't be quite so nice." -Chael Sonnen
"Yeah I totally got 1% better today...doesn't sound like much but when you add that up to the past 1,460 days it = a #sustainedexplosion" -Ben Henderson
"Check out #38 in @AskMen's list of #Top49 men of 2011 http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_49/38-dana-white.html" -UFC
"I never won a spelling bee but I beat the shit out the kid who won it." -Miguel Torres
"Got my morning workout in at the gym. Now the only thing left to do today is get married!" -Evan Dunham
"I know it sounds like a dial up modem, but I think I like Dub-step." -Amir Sadollah
"Hey @aaronsimpson u looked good in your fight last night but got dominated in fantasy football today by The Master Baders #rubbingitin" -Ryan Bader
"@ryanbader You look fat." -Aaron Simpson
GET THAT BREAD
"Can y'all pleez pay a brother for all the hits ur gettin @youtube" -Kimbo Slice
"How he ended up" -Kimbo Slice
"So I hear kimbo slice won his 2nd boxing match. I would ko him same way in boxing as I did in mma. XOXO" -Seth Petruzelli
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM FORREST GRIFFIN
"Ive gotten way more viruses form Internet porn there I every got from actual sex" -Forrest Griffin
"Fortune cookie wisdom: it's often good to put all of ones eggs in 1 basket, but you better weave the shit out of that basket" -Forrest Griffin
"If you ever pass a chick wearing a bookbag at around 2 o'clock don't look back trust me" -Forrest Griffin
"Good news.... It only takes 5 1/2 weeks to become immune to the smell of baby shit" -Forrest Griffin
"What I lack in formal education I more then make up for with my lack of common sense and street smarts" -Forrest Griffin
ARIANNY IS IN A KOREAN VIDEO GAME, BRITTNEY PAINTS, AND NATASHA STILL CLIMBING AND RUNNING
"My characters outfit..evil warrior. And another deadly weapon...raaarRrr... What should my Dinox video game character name be!?" -Arianny Celeste
"It was a good morning in Red Rock! My ass was the view ;) " -Natasha Wicks
"Then had a nice run after.... achilles is feelin good.... Lets get our stretch on!!! " -Natasha Wicks
"Hands of a workin girl. :) almost finished with my Boston custom order painting:)lookin good." -Brittney Palmer
MAKE IT A TAG TEAM MATCH
"So who do you think would actually win in a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock? #CelebrityDeathMatch" -Dan Hardy
"..Easy answer brother Dan. I'll be all over Vin's candy ass like a rotten tooth on a crack whore." -Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
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I put those last two up last week hahah
by Hans Sprungfeld on Oct 19, 2011 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
Why is Seth Petruzelli acting like Kimbo shouldn't be able to fight and make money
Because he beat him? Imo if they fought again Boxing or MMA Kimbo would have a great chance to win. Especially in Boxing. Seth caught him in there fight but that doesn’t mean it would go down that way again. Oh and Seth you can’t “Fade” Kimbo ask psychoblack.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
Koscheck:
You have earned my respect.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
Meh, he knew full well Dana would never put him in the same cage as Condit and risk it all. It was an empty offer, IMO.
What?
Kos would have taken that fight in a second. That’s a big paycheck and a possible loss doesn’t set him back much at all. He was 100% serious.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
by Tim Burke on Oct 19, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I know he would’ve… but he also knew full well that there was no chance the UFC would’ve put him in the cage against Condit and risk ruining everything for them. In offering his services, Koscheck knew all he was doing was garnering some respect from everyone, with no chance at all of him having to follow through with his offer to fight Condit.
Ruining what for them?
Remember that Condit was a stopgap measure to replace Diaz in the first place. If Nick beats Penn, they would just go back to GSP/Diaz. If Penn and Koscheck both win, they fight each other and GSP gets some more time to heal. Jake Ellenberger’s right there. If Hendricks beats Fitch, he’s knocking on the door. There would be plenty of options. They’ve put 6 weeks of promotion into GSP/Condit, and there still wasn’t a ton of interest. I honestly think the UFC would have gone with Condit/Kos if they knew GSP was going to be out for a while or if Condit said he wanted to fight (which he has not…he wants to wait).
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
You really think he thought it through that much?
I’m betting he just jumped on the internet and seen GSP was out and put his offer out there.
" Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but I'm right..." Bama
Dude.
Koscheck has fought/will fight anybody, anytime. He’s proven this many times over.
"Hi. I don't know you." - me
"Cigano punch my face...all the time." - Anderson Silva
Well, except Fitch and that other guy from AKA nobody talks about except when he’s training with monkeys.
by Shnak on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hate on Kos all day. I do
But he always comes through last minute like this
by Cunny on Oct 19, 2011 2:32 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
What should my Dinox video game character name be!
Mongola : Warrior Princess ?
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
Would still prefer Lucy Lawless. Hands down.
But in reality, my heart was set on Gabrielle. Not long haired conservative sidekick Gabrielle. Badass, short haired, They-Gave-Me-A-Haircut-And-A-Beating-Stick Gabrielle
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
DIA2ill.com coming soon....
Gabrielle the Amazon Queen then ?
But yeah, Lucy Lawless beats the shit out of Arianny, warrior costume or not. And weirdly, the older she gets the hotter she is.
Ridiculous.
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
3 words-
nude in Spartacus. That is all.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Oct 19, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don’t tell me about it. I also happen to have a soft spot for Jaime Murray. She can play a crazed bitch really really well.
Those sexay scenes in Gods of the Arena were … HAWT !
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
Is it respectful of Koscheck to want to take that fight? Or is just stupidity?
He doesn’t have a fight coming up, and hughes is nothing like Condit. He wouldn’t even be close to ready for the match. It would be like having just fought Machida then going to face Wanderlei. Two completely different people. And while I respect him for trying to kiss his bosses ass(I think we all know that feeling), it probably wouldn’t matter when Condit knocked him the fuck out. Dana would get his tickets, and Koscheck would probably get an injury on a fight he didn’t have to take.
by Tairy Hesticles on Oct 19, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
Kos is 34 and has absolutely no chance to ever be the champ at 170. He still has to pay for his 50c-esque mansion and cars. It makes sense for him to take anything and be a good company man at this point.
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
Holy shit
Really!? He’s only about a year younger than both Wandy, Big Nog and Fedor! Wow.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Oct 19, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't want to nit-pick
but he is 33. Smiley face.
ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.
by NEW-HAMPSHIRE on Oct 20, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I really dig the Burial stuff and some Andy Stott and newer Scorn.
That’s really good, but besides Burial those other two artists are not well known. Mainstream dubstep is pretty though.
"No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
It just sounds like crap to me, but to each their own.
I’d prefer the dial up modem, it is nostalgic. 9600 baud rocking compuserve like it aint no thang.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
Compuserve!
Blast from the past…………
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something"...The Dread Pirate Roberts
Out of left field, Aaron Simpson of all people has made me laugh a few times in the last month. Never would have guessed that.
"You are a miserable human being." - Mike Fagan
My twitter: @TB_Money
I'm glad you're still following Natasha
and not that one chick who has the physique of a teenaged asian boy and a snub nose.
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
I live in a third world country and yeah, she looks baaad. On the other hand, Natasha is a dream (my gf shares the same idea).
by king of the dogs on Oct 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Forgot Rogans reply to Britneys photo. It was classic. Id post it but im on a moblie
by reciprocal on Oct 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rogans reply to Britneys photo
“joerogan: @BrittneyPalmer Looks like you’ve been jerking off coal mining smurfs.”
by reciprocal on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 9 recs
I would love to be a coal mining smurf!
by HuskerHammer on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Poppa Smurf. It's not very well ventilated down there."
“For Christ’s sake, Hefty, you’ve been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.”
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Oct 19, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey @danawhite :) duty calls again???"
Josh Kos is the chairman of the badmutherfuker committee. I went from disliking that fraggle , to disliking that fraggle but admiring his courage. :-p
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Oct 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Sometimes
I feel like you’re a copy of me sent to the past to destroy me.
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
i am honored.
And legends can’t be killed sir.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Oct 19, 2011 12:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Koscheck is the type of guy that’ll step up on short notice. While I don’t think the UFC would set up that fight as there is too much risk of losing a fresh Title contender, it was still something that got my respect.
Kimbo Slice is just getting that chedda, so I don’t know why Petruzelli has to ruin his parade.
Miguel Torres is a bully for beating up the kid who won the spelling bee. Not cool at all from him, and especially not cool of him to be bragging about it.
Congrats to Evan Dunham.
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I hated Koscheck but starting to like him.
Props to the douche.
by Fedornuthugger on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Forrest Griffin
is not fucking funny, in any way, shape, or form. I don’t get the love that dude gets
by OneFitchTwoFitchRedFitchBlueFitch on Oct 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
get the fuck out
1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him.
2. That guy is Anderson Silva.
3. Don't fucking punch that guy.
by Chris Barton on Oct 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Forrest Griffin is wrong.
It takes 7 – 10 months to get used to the smell of baby sh*t.
Who am I kidding? 15 months going I’m not used to it.
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So . . . Bernard Hopkins was stopped via single leg takedown?
Ya and whats worse is when my daughter, when she was a baby at the time, would not poop for 2 or 3 days and by the end of the 3rd day Kaboom a poop explosion in the diapers. God the humanity, the pain, the suffering smell.
Then I asked the question how can something so small poop so much shit. Never got used to that.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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I don’t mind poop. Vomit is a different story.
by Inspectorxr5 on Oct 19, 2011 12:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No sir
I worked with kids for years. I’ll clean vomit all day before dealing with poop. Poop is concentrated evil.
Meet me on Monsta Island. Where the girls look good and the MC's be Wildin'.
Poop is fine
I’ve changed adults for years so I’m immune to some baby poop. The smell of vomit is worse to me. My nose hairs are burned off from the shit smell.
by Inspectorxr5 on Oct 19, 2011 1:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Poop is concentrated evil.
On some days, my son will try to hit me with combinations:
- poop and urine
- vomit and urine
- vomit and poop
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So . . . Bernard Hopkins was stopped via single leg takedown?
by VeeisAnimated on Oct 19, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Poop and pee?
The good old 2-1 combination!
It's like saying you dislike Don Frye's mustache, which itself is the equivalent of spitting on the Constitution. - Anthony Pace
by Jonathan. on Oct 19, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel your pain.
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So . . . Bernard Hopkins was stopped via single leg takedown?
by VeeisAnimated on Oct 19, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol Hardy and the Rock
The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.
by FreeLightningLee on Oct 19, 2011 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
Hardy as the rock?
Xtreme Couture- The best never rest! The girl in my av is Kari Sweets (you're welcome).
"I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler."
-Socrates
by ElliotMatheny on Oct 19, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not Josh's biggest fan
but I bet he stays in shape 24-7 ready to go. I wonder if Dana did replace Kosh with GSP, then I’m guessing the winner of Kosh/Condit would have to fight the winner of Penn/Diaz for a title shot? Those are 4 elite ww’s right there, crazy…
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Oct 19, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
hands of a working girl?
I’d have thought twitter would block something like that
Shouldn’t be allowed
by Cunny on Oct 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
I love Josh Koscheck, I love The Rock, and I love Natasha’s ass. That is my summary.
Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.
by mountaineers101 on Oct 19, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
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