Since the first installment of this was such a hit, we are going to make it a weekly ritual.  To those of you who chastised us for boosting BMS's (I'm assuming) abysmal ratings, I say go to hell. We are doing this and it is awesome.

James Hetfield had this to say about last week's episode:

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel was just a bedazzled co-ed's pussy coming your way.

How bad will the acting, storyline, jokes, cinematography and sexual innuendo be this week? Will there be another shake-up at the quarterback position? Will Denise Richards come to her senses and realize this show is beneath her?

Stick around with us and find out.