The Greatest MMAth Equation Ever

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Oct 17, 2011 11:00 PM EDT

Through a combination of having too much time on my hands and wanting something to distract me from the Dolphins getting beat by the Jets, I have concocted the greatest MMAth equation of all time.

Perhaps you have heard of 1-30 MMA fighter Kenneth Allen. Well, according to this equation he is the greatest fighter to ever put on 4 ounce gloves.

Kenneth Allen > Cory Simpson > Jake Burriola > Shawn Nolan > Matt Albright > Rory Prazak > Matt Bauler > Kirk Nielsen > Joe Germain > Brad Floyd > Zak Laird > Bill Kamery > Will Shutt > Steven Saito > Albert Manners > Ed Newalu > Dan Swift > Billy Vaughan > James Jones > Ian Loveland > Tyler Toner > Brandon Visher > Courtney Buck > Mike Lambrecht > Ryan Stock > James Mead > Pete Vandervort > Joey Welch > Erik Alegria > Travis Henderson > Patrick Reeves > Isaac Vallie-Flagg > Brian Melancon > Felipe Portela > Jack Montgomery > Mike Crisman > John Wood > Jay Grimsley > Gabriel Miranda > Ray Perales > Brad Blackburn > Ryo Chonan > Anderson Silva.

And for those of you in the "Fedor is GOAT" camp, tack on Anderson Silva > Dan Henderson > Fedor Emelianenko at the end.

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I saw you discussing this in the quotes comments

You pulled it off. Email this to Chael Sonnen

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 17, 2011 11:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs

This is awesome.

by jason18 on Oct 17, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions

Brilliant!

by Detective Squirts on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions

mmamath can be a beautiful thing

"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
"Você ta fudido. Se vai levar muita porrada, ta ligado?" - Anderson Silva

by milk72 on Oct 17, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions

Amazing.

Great work, sir.

by Patrick Wyman on Oct 17, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions

Nailed it.

:p - orcus

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Oct 17, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

lol

wtf is this shit? hahahaha

"If you say Chael Sonnen I will light you on fire." -- Farthammer.

by IKiIIed007 on Oct 18, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions

I have no fucking clue

I googled “nailed it gif” and this came up

:p - orcus

Most of the time I am a rather quiet fellow, who likes to read about Philosophy, Mathematics and History, but like most people I also have a deep appreciation of sex and violence... - John Danaher

by Chris Hall on Oct 18, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions

You win the money.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Oct 18, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions

This easily tops Cruz>Lesnar.

by discoandherpes on Oct 18, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions

Especially since Cruz is significantly greater than Lesnar

in every sense but numbers on a scale.

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by pdl on Oct 18, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions

Cruz dances when he punches, and Lesnar dances when he gets punched.

by discoandherpes on Oct 18, 2011 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs

I haven't seen this equation

link?

http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com

by some schmuck in texas on Oct 18, 2011 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions

Cruz>Faber>Pulver>Penn>Hughes>Almedia>Marquardt>Maia>Sonnen>Prangley>Jardine>Vera> Mir>Lesnar

by Clifford J on Oct 19, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions

i like the cruz one better

more recognizable names. and plus, the visual image of cruz trying to fight lesnar is funny and more obviously ridiculous..

by Clifford J on Oct 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions

I HEREBY CROWN THIS MAN KING OF MMATH

by thirdparty on Oct 18, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions

You beat me to it.

I actually planned on doing this after seeing your comment in TWIQ.

"lulz" - ProfessorBLove

by KarateKyle on Oct 18, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions

Holy shit

"eat a dick." - Chris Barton

Tweet!

by Robert Cowan on Oct 18, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs

I found another one

Kenneth Allen > Cory Simpson > Bruce Johnson > Jason Ehresmann > Chad Reiner > Justin Wilcox > Rodrigo Damm > Jorge Masvidal > Joe Lauzon > Jens Pulver > BJ Penn > Matt Hughes > GSP

Once you hit a recognizable name it’s pretty easy. MMA is an incestual orgy of wins and losses.

by crazybones on Oct 18, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions

Kenneth Allen > at least three current UFC champions.

by Jason Kempland on Oct 18, 2011 2:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

michael bisping

did not beat dan henderson

by SWEDishfish on Oct 18, 2011 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions

switch Rampage Jackson for Michael Bisping and it works just fine

by darkotto23 on Oct 18, 2011 5:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Dan Henderson.

Did not beat Rampage.

Fighter, lover and all around awesome.

by Sebastiaan Tauran on Oct 18, 2011 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions

Rampage

Did beat Hendo

Business as Usual has a STACKED team. I mean, we could win with just me, but you know.

by halitosis on Oct 18, 2011 3:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

You've got it all wrong man.

Dan Henderson beat Mike Bisping. That’s why it says Hendo >* Bisping

> is the “Greater than” sign

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by ElliotMatheny on Oct 18, 2011 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions

yea the OP was right the first time, Silva beat Henderson who beat Bisping who beat Hamill who "beat" Jon Jones

it works out fine

by darkotto23 on Oct 18, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions

this is much better

I wanted to see an equation with more reconizable names. not 58 fighters ive never hear of then Silva. I want to see one with tons of elite fighters all trumped by some 1-87345-78 record.

"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you’re a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito (the Head) Ortiz - Great Commentator, or Greatest Commentator.

"GSP is me."

by El Pablo Diablo on Oct 18, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions