Brock Lesnar lost to Cain Velasquez at UFC 121. Some say he gassed. Some say Cain was that much better. Some say Brock's gameplan was quite crappy. Some say Lesnar sucked from the get go. Reports of an injury surfaced, some looked at that. Who knows?
Then it hit me. I knew why Brock lost.

The sign. The f*cking sign. It's like Lesnar's version of Sampson's hair. Without the sign, Lesnar didn't have his recuperative powers like he had at UFC 116 against Shane Carwin. Any foe of Lesnar cowered in its path. Don't believe me?

There you see Carwin looking a lil flabby at the weigh-ins, clearly affected by the power of the sign. How could he miss it?

Here is our stalwart champion Brock Lesnar peering at a sea of fans, his eyes locking in unison with the sign. Lesnar looks looks strong and proud.

A closeup of a Lesnar hater, her chubby face bearing a scowl of disapproval.
And we all know what happened in the fight.
Then the UFC went to Anaheim and Brock needed the sign more than ever as he was facing Mexicain. But a known diabolical hater was given free tickets and REFUSED the sign. He refused. This is like Arthur refusing to pull Excalibur. What happened in the fight? Brock was defeated. There is one person to blame.

So when Brock takes on Junior Dos Santos in Vancouver, there is one question that must be asked and only one man can ask it....Brock Lesnar himself.

Poll
Was the sign the reason for the loss?
Yes (458 votes)
458 total votes


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