The Real Reason Brock Lesnar Lost
by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 25, 2011 8:47 PM EST
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PrintBrock Lesnar lost to Cain Velasquez at UFC 121. Some say he gassed. Some say Cain was that much better. Some say Brock's gameplan was quite crappy. Some say Lesnar sucked from the get go. Reports of an injury surfaced, some looked at that. Who knows?
Then it hit me. I knew why Brock lost.
The sign. The f*cking sign. It's like Lesnar's version of Sampson's hair. Without the sign, Lesnar didn't have his recuperative powers like he had at UFC 116 against Shane Carwin. Any foe of Lesnar cowered in its path. Don't believe me?
There you see Carwin looking a lil flabby at the weigh-ins, clearly affected by the power of the sign. How could he miss it?
Here is our stalwart champion Brock Lesnar peering at a sea of fans, his eyes locking in unison with the sign. Lesnar looks looks strong and proud.
A closeup of a Lesnar hater, her chubby face bearing a scowl of disapproval.
And we all know what happened in the fight.
Then the UFC went to Anaheim and Brock needed the sign more than ever as he was facing Mexicain. But a known diabolical hater was given free tickets and REFUSED the sign. He refused. This is like Arthur refusing to pull Excalibur. What happened in the fight? Brock was defeated. There is one person to blame.
So when Brock takes on Junior Dos Santos in Vancouver, there is one question that must be asked and only one man can ask it....Brock Lesnar himself.
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Okay, I just LOL’d at the poll options. That was pretty awesome.
Still a Beer Monster.
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by Tim Burke on Jan 25, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I did that a week ago in one of my polls
tootin my own horn here. Flexible enough to do that.
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by Urijah Bieber on Jan 25, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but people actually read this one.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
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by Tim Burke on Jan 26, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Gotdamn!
Welcome to Thunderdome!
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
lol
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by Urijah Bieber on Jan 26, 2011 3:44 AM EST up reply actions
All kinds of awesome SC
Its safe to say that without Playboy we wouldn't have MMA as we know it today. - Jonathan Snowden
Good stuff. However, I am predicting some Ace of Base comments to pop up.
I won't jump off the bandwagon just because you lost.
Brock saw the sign
It opened up his eyes, he saw the sign
Life is its brightest, comin back from diverticulitis
Brock saw the sign
It opened up his eyes, he saw the sign
Brocky’s gonna choke you out with a little bitty move he calls DeathClutch
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 25, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
This is recable
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"...just when you think you’ve produced your magnum opus, someone shows up and takes a giant shit in your mouth. In your mouth." - Anthony Pace
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by Urijah Bieber on Jan 25, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody auto tune that mess.
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amen SC
this explains everything
and to think earlier i drunkenly thought u gave up on brock, vladimir vodka kills just about all ur senses including the ability to detect sarcasm on the internet
"I have smoked weed with alot of UFC champions" - Joe Rogan
I feel like shit. Again. Still. I’m sorry.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions
I still have it. Whoever is going I WILL mail it to you. Nobody stepped up for UFC121.
“But, MDH, you were there. Chuck Liddell gave you free tickets.”
“Yeah, but I only had one functioning arm.”
So whoever is going to the next one please step up. Be a fucking man and give me your address and I will send it to you. If it means Brock Lesnar wins, I’ll goddamn drive it to you.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions
I believe your reason was "I don't wanna be the dick with the big sign"
TRAITOROUS DOG.
WORDS FALL FROM MOUTH AS SHIT FALLS FROM ASS.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 25, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah that too
I also had the sign at the weigh in. I didnt make it to the weigh in. If the ritual is going to work, it HAS to be at the weigh in.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I quote that show four times before breakfast everyday
“Once again, the gods spread cheek and ram cock in ass”
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Jan 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
Good chance that I'll end up there
but man, you are full of BE fail on events. I really should have rubbed it in your face more that you missed the post for 117. Hughes, Boetsch, Davis, Junior, a ton of trainers and training partners, and plenty of other people I’ve forgotten because I we were all getting getting loaded. Everybody ordering food but only eating off somebody else’s plate. Aside from a bad bartender, it was awesome.
Then you come to Anaheim and you don’t even reach out? You don’t ask “Hey pdl, I know that I’m normally too busy hating to do much of anything but sign making, but I recognize that you gonna style on me on this turf. What’s the word?” No. You went in blind. And what do you have to show for it? I know you’re engaged to 3/4ths of a right leg but come on son. You dropped the ball.
Hate hate hate hate hate hate…
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
You make a lot of good points.
I did, however, make the goddamn sign to begin with and bring it to 116 so maybe JUST MAYBE y’all should get off my ass help out. I can’t carry all of you.
Now I know why Brock doesn’t have the internet. Shit.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Do you want to know what you missed for 116 too?
I can keep going.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
if you want to keep being the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
sure.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
I'll leave that to Bullet For My Valentine.
That way you’re crying over something emo and your guitar is crying that you’re poisoning it with shit.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
How dare you suggest I listen to such filth.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
I assumed this was you after the Brock vs. Carwin fight:
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Jan 26, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You're mean.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
no this is creepy
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by Bonedoctor on Jan 26, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
yeah . . . . WTF?
I tend to be biased towards strikers . . . exciting strikers.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Jan 26, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Needs and exorcism its clearly a demon spawn
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
THAT
is fucking hil-ar-i-ous…
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by The American Ronin on Jan 26, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you’re gonna be in Vancouver? I challenge you to a beer drinking contest. Loser gets shitfaced. Winner gets really shitfaced.
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I misspoke (typed).
Meant to say SLIM chance. Kinda… kinda went the totally wrong way on that one. But what I’m saying is, there’s a chance!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Jan 26, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec, good buddy.
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Don't remember the name.
Might have been called Diamonds? It was right next to the hotel for the fighters, which was either a Best Western or Holiday Inn I think.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Good shit. The sign is quite clearly the root cause of Brocks loss.
The sign is the root of Brocks power, for with the power of the sign the BROCKLESNAR will never die.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
So is this fight set for any particular card yet?
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Vancouver
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 25, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if nobody takes it this time, it will be a failure of international proportions.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 25, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I’m almost afraid to say that I live in Vancouver and will likely be attending the fight.
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BY JUPITER'S COCK
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 26, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Damn sir,
you are on today…spit out my drink when I read that one…
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-Mark Twain
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-Bruce Lee
by The American Ronin on Jan 26, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Step up to the plate sir!
"2 queens on casino night..... I'm gonna drop a deuce on everybody" - Michael Scott
by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
LOL @ the post.
but the main reason he lost is because he was an overrated fraud. :O
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by Urijah Bieber on Jan 25, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I lol’d
'cause the heart that betrays itself willingly, Is like a nation that trades freedom for stability, its so seductive to be cold and corrupted and isolated and try to be an independent republic, But liberty to be loved on the surface is worthless, The sacrifice of revolution with no purpose
by ImmortalTechnique92 on Jan 25, 2011 11:37 PM EST reply actions
To be honest
Normally I find you annoying and completely not funny but bravo on this post. Job well done.
'cause the heart that betrays itself willingly, Is like a nation that trades freedom for stability, its so seductive to be cold and corrupted and isolated and try to be an independent republic, But liberty to be loved on the surface is worthless, The sacrifice of revolution with no purpose
by ImmortalTechnique92 on Jan 25, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
The fuck kinda bullshit "compliment" is this?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 26, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Haha well just being honest. It was a great post though.
'cause the heart that betrays itself willingly, Is like a nation that trades freedom for stability, its so seductive to be cold and corrupted and isolated and try to be an independent republic, But liberty to be loved on the surface is worthless, The sacrifice of revolution with no purpose
by ImmortalTechnique92 on Jan 26, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
I do dig the shirt response as well though. You’re on your game tonight (for once).
Still a Beer Monster.
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I also put in wet work for CagePotato
Follow me on Twitter
Reppin' the NYMMAI.
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12/30/10 The day I made the MMaManiacs cry.
Don't subscribe to C.A.B.L.E.
by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 26, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A bit weary of your name
I put the .50 on 'em at CageSideSeats
I also put in wet work for CagePotato
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 26, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
More threads taking a virtual dump on my face? Fuck you….no offense.
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by Earl Montclair on Jan 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This article is objectively and factually true.
Thank you, S.C. for making me see the light and renewing my faith in BROCKLESNARRR.
WHO IS THE FUCKING MAN
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by slapjaw ackrite on Jan 26, 2011 2:02 AM EST reply actions
Can't rec on mobile but you sir are a God among men!!
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by lesnarhypetrain on Jan 26, 2011 8:29 AM EST via mobile reply actions
War Black Lesnar
I will be going to the show in Vancouver with enough people to hold the sign.
Is Brock even going to be fighting there? I thought it wasn’t confirmed.
I’d love to be the sign holder.
by Luke Nelson on Jan 26, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Oh shit son!
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by Chris Barton on Jan 26, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's true
I was at 121 both at the weigh-ins and the fight. The sign wasn’t there for lesnar but it was for Matt Hamill. If that isn’t coincidence them I don’t kno what is
by itsnotthatserious on Jan 27, 2011 12:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions
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