Does Brock Lesnar have a competetive advantage because he hunts deer?
Some atheletes use horses and now some are using deer. When will it end?
They harvest the so-called velvet antler (a soft coating that covers deer antlers) in New Zealand, freeze-dry it and then grind it into a powder. It then gets shipped to the United States, where it gets put into either capsules or liquid extracts that can become a simple oral spray. You can buy it for $68 a bottle.
That’s right, deer antlers. Bambi is making humans in mutants.
For the elite athlete, experts say it’s essentially a human growth hormone; one of the substances organized sports is trying to keep out. The difference here is deer antlers are natural, not synthetic, and properly discovering it in a test falls somewhere between extremely challenging to virtually impossible.
Yes, the elephant in every sports locker room, HGH. HGH stimulates growth, cell reproduction and regeneration in humans and other animals. HGH is hard to detect. It is only detectable by a blood test which most professional sports leagues don’t administer.
"You can find it," Jonathan Danaceau, a director at a World Doping Agency approved lab, told ThePostGame.com in its report about new Raiders coach Hue Jackson’s connection with a supplement company that produces the spray. "But saying whether this is synthetic or natural is hard to determine. It’s only detectable in blood, and most anti-doping tests are done in urine."
Here’s the thing most people hinge on when talking about PED’s. Those people say that steroids and HGH are synthetic and not natural. Now scientists have found a somewhat natural way to make HGH. How close is the deer antler serum (IGF-1) to HGH?
"It’s similar to HGH in that it aids in recovery. It helps build tissue, and strengthen tissue – more than you can ever do by training alone. Any preparation that is not naturally occurring is banned. Taking IGF-1 through deer antler is banned as well."
Yes, it is technically banned. The problem is that it’s undetectable, easy to purchase and self administered.
"I use the spray all the time," Bengals safety Roy Williams said. "Two to three times a day. My body felt good after using it. I did feel a difference."
It’s "natural." It’s easy – no messy needles. It’s secretive, no accomplices to shoot you up who can one day turn on you (right, Roger Clemens?). It’s effective, essentially HGH without the risk, because you probably aren’t getting caught.
With the type of money a fighter can get from being a top tier fighter, why not try something like this? The only thing stopping people from taking HGH or IGF-1 is morals. The difference between the two is that the deer antler serum is legal to buy on the internet. All a fighter has to do is send his package of "natural" HGH to a friend’s house (don’t Carwin it up), and take IGF-1 with few people knowing. What does the MMA community think about IGF-1? Should we be worried? Should we turn a blind eye as we already do with HGH? There are two sides to every coin. As much as we want our athletes’ to be clean, we also want them to perform well, make their scheduled fight without injury and see amazing KO’s.
Quotes taken from : http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-deerantlers011911
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Don't worry dude
The deer shall have their revenge ;

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It seems that link is now broken, but the deer's revenge shall be realized!

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"...just when you think you’ve produced your magnum opus, someone shows up and takes a giant shit in your mouth. In your mouth." - Anthony Pace
Don't eat B.L.T. sammaches
by Urijah Bieber on Jan 21, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I never get sick of this GIF
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Everyone else takes a spray.
Brock eats the antlers straight off his freshly killed bucks.
BOOM!
ET Son- formerly known as emoney. Effing hax.
by ET Son on Jan 21, 2011 1:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I thought this was going to be a joke
trip out.
Why I never joined a frat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KNVrZaN8M
"Don’t quote old fucks to me" – Brent Brookhouse
"A samurai would bite your cock off if you tried that shit on the battlefield." - Kid Nate
Yeah what the heck....
….This is crazy. Sort of awesome but sort of crazy. I have no idea what to think of this other than I doubt that this has anything to do with why Brock hunts deer.
No, not really.
But it is an excuse to use Brock’s name in conjunction with deer hunting pictures. You gotta love the beard.
BOOM!
ET Son- formerly known as emoney. Effing hax.
If I’ve learned anything about blogging or articles on BE it’s that if you want to get people to read your article then you have to put BROCKLESNAR in the title.
HT: Kid Nate
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by DayGeaux on Jan 21, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Does Brock Lesnar have a competetive advantage because he hunts deer?
Not if it requires velvet. The deer rub off the velvet around August, so by the time Rifle season opens, they’re closer to shedding their horns, than growing new ones.
If this stuff comes from NZ, they may be farming it from stags, which have much larger horns than Whitetailed or Mule deer, which Brock tends to hunt.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Not close to shedding by rifle season. There is still another bow season following rifle season. After that is when they start shedding their antlers. Usually Januaryish. At least thats how it is where I’m from.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Oh to add apparently you can grind the acutal deer antler and snort it and it works like a boner pill. At least thats what certain Asians think. Specifically Chinese.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
that has to smell/taste awful...i sawed off some brow tines for a devil costume this halloween...not a pleasant odor
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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