A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
FASHION TIPS FROM THE UFC
"I'm just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet." -Amir Sadollah
"So all you have to do to secure a fight you haven't earned is wear a silly hat, call yourself "cowboy" and talk trash? Seems strange." -Mac Danzig, talks trash to try and get a fight against Donald Cerrone? He doesn't have a fancy hat though.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM NAM PHAN
"A kid came up to me and said i had fat ears. I told him he was about to get a fat lip . LOL... Violence does not solve everything, but it sure makes me feel a whole lot better LOL :)" -Nam Phan
"However old you think an asian person is add ten years and that's their real age." -Nam Phan, I still can't buy a beer there without getting asked for an ID...
"I only cut weight for 2 reasons: for fights and for dates !! :)" -Nam Phan
"Its ok my heart is very strong bc i exercise everyday, so feel free to break it as often as you like :)" -Nam Phan
"Two things:It's easy to be patient when theres something worth waiting for, but it's hard to play hard-to-get when you're not wanted." -Nam Phan
"you know if you appreciate what you have, the grass isn't greener on the other side." -Nam Phan
"When a guy talks about himself it's called " being conceited". When a girl talks about herself it's called " having a conversation" LOL" -Nam Phan
"Relationships are more technical than JIU JITSU ! :)" -Nam Phan
"So how many followers am I supposed to have? I got made fun of today for only having 1300+ I thought that was pretty good! :)" -Herschel Walker
"I got it. I'm doing an extra push up and sit up for each new follower I get. That's almost 500 extra pushups and situps today. Bring it! :)" -Herschel Walker, I can do the same thing! Cause I'm almost half his age, and I only get around 2-3 new followers per day.
"If anyone knows how to get away with eating copious amounts of sugar-filled foods and not get as fat as I am right now, please let me know.." -Mac Danzig, do as much push-ups as Herschel does.
"We bought the UFC 10 years ago today!" -Dana White, recently celebrated a decade of the Zuffa empire.
"about andersons comments, its nice to hear nice things from the best in the world,and hopefully soon I will earn the honour of fighting him." -Michael Bisping
"Surgery went well. Back at Joe Grasso's lifting legs . Best place to train." -Cain Velasquez
RASHAD IS DEFINITELY BEATING SHOGUN NOW
"Rua is no match 4 my secret workout!! Lol" -Rashad Evans
"Time 2 let the inner beast come out! Some days I wake up & I still can’t believe it’s my job 2 whoop another mans ass! Lol Life is amazing! Off 2 practice. Let’s start the week off right!" -Rashad Evans
ANDREI ARLOVSKI TRAINING WITH RASHAD EVANS AND JON JONES
"Andrei arlovski and I beat the crap out of each other tonight, good times" -Jon Jones, spot the heavyweight?
"New faces at camp. Andrei Arlovski came down to Jacksons 2 join the party we got going on down here! It’s alot of good work down here right now I love it!" -Rashad Evans, it wouldn't feel like twitter if I rotated all the images right?
HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! DOG!
"Busy day in Louisville, good thing I found great transportation!" -Martin Kampmann
"Beautiful day to ride! Thirteen team-mates out at the ranch to ride!" -Cowboy Cerrone, Hey.. Danzig thinks you have a silly hat.
"Back to my roots in Oklahoma:) I missed these guys." -Chandella Powell
"Giddyup cowgirl ;)" -Rachelle Leah
"This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email..." -Tyson Griffin
"At "All that Glitter" picking up my live a life worth living ring! Fucking bad ass!!" -Cowboy Cerrone
"Check out my painting! I'm not done yet I still have a lot of detail to work on but here is the start! Its jimi hendrix if u can't tell! :-)" -Brittney Palmer, has talent.
"this is what just went down! :)" -Brittney Palmer
KIMBO SLICE: LIKES NAKED ASIANS AND FOOD... DISLIKES RODENTS
"Cookin for the fam nice and early.." -Kimbo Slice, the toughest guy in the barbecue.
"This is me earlier tryin to solve our rodent problem" -Kimbo Slice
"And it worked" -Kimbo Slice
"If u don't know that's goro from mortal kombat.." -Kimbo Slice
NOW THAT'S JUST GROSS
"Prepare yourself peeps;)!...heres my hand 15 hours post opp!" -Dominick Cruz
LETS PUT SOME RING GIRL PICTURES TO HELP YOU GET OVER HOW NASTY THAT HAND IS...
"@brendareeselv and I! Last night was a blast! #loving life" -Brittney Palmer
"Surf bunnies...beginners luck? I think not! :) so much fun." -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Sunday!!" -Arianny Celeste, just made a bunch of dudes "happy".
"Aloha! Bye bye Kauai! We had an amazing time. :* back to La! Snooze time! Thanku @kalapakijoes n @makeupbag!" -Arianny Celeste
Not a tweet, but Arianny has a new twitter userpic:
"Starting the night at PB Club in my leopard bunny suit;) one of my top 3 faves." -Chandella Powell
"Twin Peaks in Tulsa. Now I know why this place is so popular. Love the outfits ladies! @twinpeak" - Chandella Powell
"Beautiful day for a long bike ride! :) listenin to The XX" -Natasha Wicks
"Object of pic is hair... so look at the crimp!!! Mmmkaaayy ;)" -Natasha Wicks, if I tell you not to think about an Elephant, what will you think about?
"Say hello to my little Natasha!" -Natasha Wicks, whips out a longboard... and I thought she couldn't get even more brownie points.
"RT @By_Chari: By Chari shoot with @LoStanton... More behind the scene's from the By Char shoot this weekend w/ @LoStanton... Just laying in the grass." -Logan Stanton, I think I'm gonna faint as I type th
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The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton and some guy named Anton Tabuena