How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of January

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse

 

FASHION TIPS FROM THE UFC

"I'm just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet."  -Amir Sadollah

"I am auctioning off my UFC 52 official warm-ups on ebay. Collectors don't miss out! "  -Randy Couture

"Which fighter has the best hair? Tell us, then see why @ calls @ a trendsetter "  -UFC

"So all you have to do to secure a fight you haven't earned is wear a silly hat, call yourself "cowboy" and talk trash? Seems strange."  -Mac Danzig, talks trash to try and get a fight against Donald Cerrone? He doesn't have a fancy hat though.

 

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM NAM PHAN

"A kid came up to me and said i had fat ears. I told him he was about to get a fat lip . LOL... Violence does not solve everything, but it sure makes me feel a whole lot better LOL :)"  -Nam Phan

"However old you think an asian person is add ten years and that's their real age."  -Nam Phan, I still can't buy a beer there without getting asked for an ID...

"I only cut weight for 2 reasons: for fights and for dates !! :)"  -Nam Phan

"Its ok my heart is very strong bc i exercise everyday, so feel free to break it as often as you like :)"  -Nam Phan

"Two things:It's easy to be patient when theres something worth waiting for, but it's hard to play hard-to-get when you're not wanted."  -Nam Phan

"you know if you appreciate what you have, the grass isn't greener on the other side."  -Nam Phan

"When a guy talks about himself it's called " being conceited". When a girl talks about herself it's called " having a conversation" LOL"  -Nam Phan

"Relationships are more technical than JIU JITSU ! :)"  -Nam Phan

"Apparently I remind my girlfriend of Dexter... Is that good or bad?"  -Dan Hardy, let's ask Nam Phan.

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"So how many followers am I supposed to have? I got made fun of today for only having 1300+ I thought that was pretty good! :)"  -Herschel Walker

"I got it. I'm doing an extra push up and sit up for each new follower I get. That's almost 500 extra pushups and situps today. Bring it! :)"  -Herschel Walker, I can do the same thing! Cause I'm almost half his age, and I only get around 2-3 new followers per day.

"If anyone knows how to get away with eating copious amounts of sugar-filled foods and not get as fat as I am right now, please let me know.."  -Mac Danzig, do as much push-ups as Herschel does.

"if the @ finds out that my lats are actual wings like arc angel from x-men... Im fired!"  -Phil Davis

"We bought the UFC 10 years ago today!"  -Dana White, recently celebrated a decade of the Zuffa empire.

"Hey @dcbrocklesnar if you need an assistant coach I am here in vegas more then happy to help. Please retweet until brock gets"  -Roy Nelson

"about andersons comments, its nice to hear nice things from the best in the world,and hopefully soon I will earn the honour of fighting him."  -Michael Bisping

"Surgery went well. Back at Joe Grasso's lifting legs . Best place to train."  -Cain Velasquez

 

RASHAD IS DEFINITELY BEATING SHOGUN NOW

"Rua is no match 4 my secret workout!! Lol"  -Rashad Evans

"Video. Rashad Evans Top Secret Workout"  -Nate Marquardt, you can guarantee Shogun isn't training as hard as this.

"Time 2 let the inner beast come out! Some days I wake up & I still can’t believe it’s my job 2 whoop another mans ass! Lol Life is amazing! Off 2 practice. Let’s start the week off right!"  -Rashad Evans

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ANDREI ARLOVSKI TRAINING WITH RASHAD EVANS AND JON JONES

"Andrei arlovski and I beat the crap out of each other tonight, good times"  -Jon Jones, spot the heavyweight?

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"New faces at camp. Andrei Arlovski came down to Jacksons 2 join the party we got going on down here! It’s alot of good work down here right now I love it!"  -Rashad Evans, it wouldn't feel like twitter if I rotated all the images right?

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HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! DOG!

"Busy day in Louisville, good thing I found great transportation!"  -Martin Kampmann

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"Beautiful day to ride! Thirteen team-mates out at the ranch to ride!"  -Cowboy Cerrone, Hey.. Danzig thinks you have a silly hat.

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"Back to my roots in Oklahoma:) I missed these guys."  -Chandella Powell

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"Giddyup cowgirl ;)"  -Rachelle Leah

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"This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email..."  -Tyson Griffin

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TWICTURES

"At "All that Glitter" picking up my live a life worth living ring! Fucking bad ass!!"  -Cowboy Cerrone

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"Check out my painting! I'm not done yet I still have a lot of detail to work on but here is the start! Its jimi hendrix if u can't tell! :-)"  -Brittney Palmer, has talent.

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"this is what just went down! :)"  -Brittney Palmer

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KIMBO SLICE: LIKES NAKED ASIANS AND FOOD... DISLIKES RODENTS

"Hello from Cali... "  -Kimbo Slice, the pic is not safe for work, so just follow the link at your own risk.

"Cookin for the fam nice and early.."  -Kimbo Slice, the toughest guy in the barbecue.

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"This is me earlier tryin to solve our rodent problem"  -Kimbo Slice

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"And it worked"  -Kimbo Slice

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"If u don't know that's goro from mortal kombat.."  -Kimbo Slice

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NOW THAT'S JUST GROSS

"Prepare yourself peeps;)!...heres my hand 15 hours post opp!"  -Dominick Cruz

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LETS PUT SOME RING GIRL PICTURES TO HELP YOU GET OVER HOW NASTY THAT HAND IS...

"@brendareeselv and I! Last night was a blast! #loving life"  -Brittney Palmer

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"Surf bunnies...beginners luck? I think not! :) so much fun."  -Arianny Celeste

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"Happy Sunday!!"  -Arianny Celeste, just made a bunch of dudes "happy".

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"Aloha! Bye bye Kauai! We had an amazing time. :* back to La! Snooze time! Thanku @kalapakijoes n @makeupbag!"  -Arianny Celeste

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Not a tweet, but Arianny has a new twitter userpic:

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"Starting the night at PB Club in my leopard bunny suit;) one of my top 3 faves."  -Chandella Powell

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"Twin Peaks in Tulsa. Now I know why this place is so popular. Love the outfits ladies! @twinpeak"  - Chandella Powell

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"Beautiful day for a long bike ride! :) listenin to The XX"  -Natasha Wicks

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"Object of pic is hair... so look at the crimp!!! Mmmkaaayy ;)"  -Natasha Wicks, if I tell you not to think about an Elephant, what will you think about?

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"Say hello to my little Natasha!"  -Natasha Wicks, whips out a longboard... and I thought she couldn't get even more brownie points.

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"RT @By_Chari: By Chari shoot with @Just laying in the grass."  -Logan Stanton, I think I'm gonna faint as I type th

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