How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of January
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 19, 2011 12:53 PM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
FASHION TIPS FROM THE UFC
"I'm just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet." -Amir Sadollah
"I am auctioning off my UFC 52 official warm-ups on ebay. Collectors don't miss out! http://tinyurl.com/4rcdavv" -Randy Couture
"Which fighter has the best hair? Tell us, then see why @AskMen_Com calls @jonnybones a trendsetter http://bit.ly/e83nL8" -UFC
"So all you have to do to secure a fight you haven't earned is wear a silly hat, call yourself "cowboy" and talk trash? Seems strange." -Mac Danzig, talks trash to try and get a fight against Donald Cerrone? He doesn't have a fancy hat though.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM NAM PHAN
"A kid came up to me and said i had fat ears. I told him he was about to get a fat lip . LOL... Violence does not solve everything, but it sure makes me feel a whole lot better LOL :)" -Nam Phan
"However old you think an asian person is add ten years and that's their real age." -Nam Phan, I still can't buy a beer there without getting asked for an ID...
"I only cut weight for 2 reasons: for fights and for dates !! :)" -Nam Phan
"Its ok my heart is very strong bc i exercise everyday, so feel free to break it as often as you like :)" -Nam Phan
"Two things:It's easy to be patient when theres something worth waiting for, but it's hard to play hard-to-get when you're not wanted." -Nam Phan
"you know if you appreciate what you have, the grass isn't greener on the other side." -Nam Phan
"When a guy talks about himself it's called " being conceited". When a girl talks about herself it's called " having a conversation" LOL" -Nam Phan
"Relationships are more technical than JIU JITSU ! :)" -Nam Phan
"Apparently I remind my girlfriend of Dexter... Is that good or bad?" -Dan Hardy, let's ask Nam Phan.
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"So how many followers am I supposed to have? I got made fun of today for only having 1300+ I thought that was pretty good! :)" -Herschel Walker
"I got it. I'm doing an extra push up and sit up for each new follower I get. That's almost 500 extra pushups and situps today. Bring it! :)" -Herschel Walker, I can do the same thing! Cause I'm almost half his age, and I only get around 2-3 new followers per day.
"If anyone knows how to get away with eating copious amounts of sugar-filled foods and not get as fat as I am right now, please let me know.." -Mac Danzig, do as much push-ups as Herschel does.
"if the @Ufc finds out that my lats are actual wings like arc angel from x-men... Im fired!" -Phil Davis
"We bought the UFC 10 years ago today!" -Dana White, recently celebrated a decade of the Zuffa empire.
"Hey @dcbrocklesnar if you need an assistant coach I am here in vegas more then happy to help. Please retweet until brock gets" -Roy Nelson
"about andersons comments, its nice to hear nice things from the best in the world,and hopefully soon I will earn the honour of fighting him." -Michael Bisping
"Surgery went well. Back at Joe Grasso's lifting legs . Best place to train." -Cain Velasquez
RASHAD IS DEFINITELY BEATING SHOGUN NOW
"Rua is no match 4 my secret workout!! Lol" -Rashad Evans
"Video. Rashad Evans Top Secret Workout" -Nate Marquardt, you can guarantee Shogun isn't training as hard as this.
"Time 2 let the inner beast come out! Some days I wake up & I still can’t believe it’s my job 2 whoop another mans ass! Lol Life is amazing! Off 2 practice. Let’s start the week off right!" -Rashad Evans
ANDREI ARLOVSKI TRAINING WITH RASHAD EVANS AND JON JONES
"Andrei arlovski and I beat the crap out of each other tonight, good times" -Jon Jones, spot the heavyweight?
"New faces at camp. Andrei Arlovski came down to Jacksons 2 join the party we got going on down here! It’s alot of good work down here right now I love it!" -Rashad Evans, it wouldn't feel like twitter if I rotated all the images right?
HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! DOG!
"Busy day in Louisville, good thing I found great transportation!" -Martin Kampmann
"Beautiful day to ride! Thirteen team-mates out at the ranch to ride!" -Cowboy Cerrone, Hey.. Danzig thinks you have a silly hat.
"Back to my roots in Oklahoma:) I missed these guys." -Chandella Powell
"Giddyup cowgirl ;)" -Rachelle Leah
"This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email..." -Tyson Griffin
TWICTURES
"At "All that Glitter" picking up my live a life worth living ring! Fucking bad ass!!" -Cowboy Cerrone
"Check out my painting! I'm not done yet I still have a lot of detail to work on but here is the start! Its jimi hendrix if u can't tell! :-)" -Brittney Palmer, has talent.
"this is what just went down! :)" -Brittney Palmer
KIMBO SLICE: LIKES NAKED ASIANS AND FOOD... DISLIKES RODENTS
"Hello from Cali... http://plixi.com/p/69859776" -Kimbo Slice, the pic is not safe for work, so just follow the link at your own risk.
"Cookin for the fam nice and early.." -Kimbo Slice, the toughest guy in the barbecue.
"This is me earlier tryin to solve our rodent problem" -Kimbo Slice
"And it worked" -Kimbo Slice
"If u don't know that's goro from mortal kombat.." -Kimbo Slice
NOW THAT'S JUST GROSS
"Prepare yourself peeps;)!...heres my hand 15 hours post opp!" -Dominick Cruz
LETS PUT SOME RING GIRL PICTURES TO HELP YOU GET OVER HOW NASTY THAT HAND IS...
"@brendareeselv and I! Last night was a blast! #loving life" -Brittney Palmer
"Surf bunnies...beginners luck? I think not! :) so much fun." -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Sunday!!" -Arianny Celeste, just made a bunch of dudes "happy".
"Aloha! Bye bye Kauai! We had an amazing time. :* back to La! Snooze time! Thanku @kalapakijoes n @makeupbag!" -Arianny Celeste
Not a tweet, but Arianny has a new twitter userpic:
"Starting the night at PB Club in my leopard bunny suit;) one of my top 3 faves." -Chandella Powell
"Twin Peaks in Tulsa. Now I know why this place is so popular. Love the outfits ladies! @twinpeak" - Chandella Powell
"Beautiful day for a long bike ride! :) listenin to The XX" -Natasha Wicks
"Object of pic is hair... so look at the crimp!!! Mmmkaaayy ;)" -Natasha Wicks, if I tell you not to think about an Elephant, what will you think about?
"Say hello to my little Natasha!" -Natasha Wicks, whips out a longboard... and I thought she couldn't get even more brownie points.
"RT @By_Chari: By Chari shoot with @LoStanton... More behind the scene's from the By Char shoot this weekend w/ @LoStanton... Just laying in the grass." -Logan Stanton, I think I'm gonna faint as I type th
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, Duane Finley, Chris Barton and some guy named Anton Tabuena
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Jon Jones is MASSIVE.
Maybe we should start a betting pool predicting when his HW debut will be…
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired. -Jonathan Swift
by Scott C. Broussard on Jan 19, 2011 9:07 AM EST reply actions
Can someone repost the Jon Jones and Arlovski picture? I can’t see it at work because the host site for the pic is blocked due to provocative attire?
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
Sure
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
Thanks!
And damn! How the hell is this guy making 205?!
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
Im going to stick to my theory that guys like Jones, Rousimar, Gleison Tabiau, and Thiago Alves have twins that are of a smaller build that they have go to the weigh-ins for them…
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:22 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
What the fuck, stop getting bigger
At this rate he won’t even be able to win the LHW belt. He’ll be too fucking big.
That’s when he wins the HW belt my friend. :)
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Agreed
I’ve said for a while that with the glacial pace of the UFC giving him fights he will no longer be able to safely make the cut to LHW by the time he gets a title shot.
Personally, I think that if he doesn’t get a title shot after wrecking Bader he should focus on moving up to HW.
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
-Mark Twain
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying..."
-Bruce Lee
by The American Ronin on Jan 19, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
I honestly got all wide eyed and excited when I saw the Logan pics.
Wasn’t expecting any, it has been so long. What a lovely surprise to start my morning.
In due time....
They will be our desktops. Until then only a mere far away sneak peek will suffice.
Also, that photographer got some back too.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
KIMBO SLICE: LIKES NAKED ASIANS AND FOOD… DISLIKES RODENTS
Me too. I especially like naked Asians!! (female)
But if a squirrel came into your house now you wouldn’t greet him with hostility. But I propose to you that any disease a mouse can carry so can a squirrel.
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN !
Well, anybody who knows me knows I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true. Or what did or didn't happen.
by MarcoDos on Jan 19, 2011 9:22 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
LOL! Mother fucker was some kind of mad about a bear-jew.
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
Ask him what he is gonna do with his uniform when he gets home.
Texas A&M got beat so bad in the Cotton Bowl there was a 21 gun salute at the end of the 4th quarter.
Ouch I still cringe when I think about that last scene….that cut looked DEEP.
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
if he is gonna take it off I just cant abide by that...
I can’t abide by that at all.
"Even Hulkamania wouldn't get you out of this hold"
"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart."
by the-gentle-way on Jan 19, 2011 11:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Anton
You should have placed the BBQ pic after the dead rodent pic just to make people wonder…
by truck on Jan 19, 2011 9:24 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
lol
I put the .50 on 'em at CageSideSeats
I also put in wet work for CagePotato
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 19, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Kimbo be living, man.
Are our bones not dust?
Is our Blood not Poison?
On my knees in the black light
Praying for Salvation, bitter Redemption
So throw your dice and cast your shadow
You may look away
But your children will not...
by ProfessorBLove on Jan 19, 2011 9:26 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, I’ve never really been a fan until now. BBQ, Naked Asian women, and Goro pretty much sums up how I’d like to live.
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
I was a naked Asian man this morning.
Right now I’m just an Asian man.
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Jan 19, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That hand is horrifying.
I don’t know how anyone is talking about anything but Cruz’s jacked up hand, that thing is going to haunt my nightmares… Is it really supposed to look like that?? It looks like a prop from the movie ‘District 9’…..
by flingom on Jan 19, 2011 9:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Chandella, back to her roots, too easy.
by RickeyRick on Jan 19, 2011 9:36 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Was she in that pic? All I saw were horses. Also, I’m so jealous of kimbo right now.
by hexbreaker on Jan 19, 2011 9:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Gonna make the cut to 205 so he can fight Chuck Liddell in a battle of weak chins
by Spider_Vemon on Jan 19, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah thats what I’m thinking. I know Jones is big but Arlovski looks very very lean. Hopefully makes him real fast
"The men who get on best with women are those that get on best without them" Lee Christmas
by StevenGiles on Jan 19, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
He looks like a light-heavy in those pics.
by funkywanderer on Jan 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
A fair amount of Wicks in this tweet tweet, you have pleased me Anton.
Got the Summer hatin on me cus I'm hotter than the sun. Got the Spring hatin on me cus I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin on me cus I'm colder than ya'll; and I will never I will never I will never Fall.
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
by Patrick Tenney on Jan 19, 2011 10:08 AM EST reply actions
Agreed
And chandella going back to her roots lol. You don’t even have to make a joke
"One of the scariest people on this planet. If I was his cellmate in prison and he desired to rape me, I'd probably just hang myself."-Seph Smith
"I would just tattoo handprints on my ankles so I knew exactly where to grab everytime... With him though I'm such a fan that I'd probably just do it willingly"-Luke Thomas On Alistair Overeem
by II SMASH II on Jan 19, 2011 10:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Glad to hear
that she digs the XX. I’ve been on a kick with them myself lately. That kind of music isn’t usually my cup of tea, but they have some catchy tunes.
by Mandmeisterx on Jan 19, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Is Hershel Walker finding creative ways to get even MORE diesel?
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
Also, Martin Kampmann ridin the Horsacopter. GDLK.
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
Chandella thought she was looking in a mirror at first
by KJ Gould on Jan 19, 2011 10:26 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
mobile rec
"One of the scariest people on this planet. If I was his cellmate in prison and he desired to rape me, I'd probably just hang myself."-Seph Smith
"I would just tattoo handprints on my ankles so I knew exactly where to grab everytime... With him though I'm such a fan that I'd probably just do it willingly"-Luke Thomas On Alistair Overeem
by II SMASH II on Jan 19, 2011 10:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
From a guy who takes pro wrestling very seriously… lady killa i’m sure.
by bleve_ on Jan 19, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't know who you're referring to
I write for Cageside Seats but haven’t liked Pro Wrestling for the better part of a decade.
And come on, Chandella is clearly the character model for one of the main parts in Shrek.
I still don’t see her.
I'm Don Frye and you're not - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Jan 19, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure you're bagging models left and right.
You stay classy, sir.
In this manila envelope? The results of my insanity.
Follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
by Damon O. on Jan 19, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah C'mon
I mean, take a closer look …
by KJ Gould on Jan 19, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like I said
You stay classy.
In this manila envelope? The results of my insanity.
Follow me on Twitter @DeoWade
I write an article on Jon Jones hair and get laughed at
AskMen does it and it’s trendy.
I put the .50 on 'em at CageSideSeats
I also put in wet work for CagePotato
Follow me on Twitter
Reppin' the NYMMAI.
Black Lesnar aka Slap ya Favorite MMA Writer
12/30/10 The day I made the MMaManiacs cry.
Don't subscribe to C.A.B.L.E.
by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 19, 2011 10:27 AM EST reply actions
It's simple.
It’s all about expectations… Wouldn’t you laugh if Perez Hilton wrote about GSP’s right hook instead of his abs?
by Anton Tabuena on Jan 19, 2011 10:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah...
because we expect so much from S.C.
by truck on Jan 19, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Lol
I put the .50 on 'em at CageSideSeats
I also put in wet work for CagePotato
Follow me on Twitter
Reppin' the NYMMAI.
Black Lesnar aka Slap ya Favorite MMA Writer
12/30/10 The day I made the MMaManiacs cry.
Don't subscribe to C.A.B.L.E.
by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 19, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sort of happy
the photos of Detective Murtaugh and the Lush were balanced out by the photos of Palmer
Couture is auctioning off his walk out shorts for $10k... really?
Kind of a shameless money grab seeing that this isn’t even for a charity…
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
If some moron offered $10k for your shorts from 4 years ago?
Would you sell them to him?
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Jan 19, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Getting divorced 3 times will do that to a man
When the leaches that are his ex wives demand alimony.
by KJ Gould on Jan 19, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that’s 2 times too many… i advise the clooney route.
by suavemilagro on Jan 19, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
So it seems like...
Nam Pham is trying to lose fans faster than any fighter ever. Seriously, those tweets are dripping with the, “I am a complete douche bag vibe.” Worse than NY Bad Ass by far.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Jan 19, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait wait wait...
You saying The NY Badass’ tweets are a bad thing?
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
The NYBA has the best tweets eva
"The men who get on best with women are those that get on best without them" Lee Christmas
by StevenGiles on Jan 19, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I'd compare Nam's
piss poor attempts at humor to McCorkle rather than Baroni. If you have to “LOL” your own tweets more than once……..
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
RASHAD IS DEFINITELY BEATING SHOGUN NOW
More like, “Rashad is definitely beating off Shogun now.”
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Jan 19, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Kimbo Slice
Just peeped the pic. Yea…
Theme music
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
I hope your happy. I just killed myself after clicking on that link. I couldn’t stop myself, I involuntarily stabbed a pencil in my eye. I am currently posting from my grave. Cheers for that.
by Danthemmaman on Jan 19, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
As long as you did it like a Pimp then I'm ok
They made a video game about Yakuzas. It’s called Yakuza. And it’s about Yakuza
In case anyone is wondering
That Goro head is ANIMATRONIC, and I came THIS close to justifying the cost for my office. Two grand. Lucky bastard!
"I can be friends with anybody. Man. Woman. Cat. Dog. Fish..... Alien." -Rampage
by Charles Awad on Jan 19, 2011 12:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I was totally thinking "I wonder if that Goro head is animatronic" thank god for you.
I’m just busting ur balls that things is pretty awesome.
by Brandon Starr on Jan 19, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Haha
I meant the particulars of that monstrosity, but I deserved that.
"I can be friends with anybody. Man. Woman. Cat. Dog. Fish..... Alien." -Rampage
by Charles Awad on Jan 19, 2011 3:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Animatronic Goro heads increase office productivity by 30-40% in an office environment. That’s science.
I rarely tweet
I less-rarely write
"I ain't having it" - Buster Posey, hosing folks down
Exactly.
In fact, I’ve tried to find information stating just the opposite and it apparently does not exist.
by Brandon Starr on Jan 19, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
are they not ladyboys kimbo is chillin’ with?
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Jan 19, 2011 2:02 PM EST reply actions
I guess I don't see what most of you guys see
I don’t find Natasha attractive. At all.
by kreally on Jan 19, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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