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Unintelligent Defense investigative reports - Is Brock Lesnar's technique harming The Children?

 

Ladies(yea right loooool) and Gentlemen, this is no laughing matter. The UFC's Brock Lesnar is ruining America's youth. The performances Lesnar has turned in have made a provable, palpable impact into the street fighting techniques of the impressionable, and likely fatherless children of the suburban wasteland. Unlike Kidz Bop and other entirely harmless influences, this is much more serious than children simply suggestively grinding while singing along to sexually explicit Taio Cruz(whoever the fuck that is) Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Usher or lyrics at a Chuck E Cheese. The implementation of these techniques is putting these children(who unfortunately are likely developmentally disabled based on this video) in serious danger of concussions, low self esteem, future ass kickings or all of these at once. Note in the video throughout the Lesnarian punching technique. But the most damning evidence is at the beginning in the defensive techniques Lesnar employed in both his bouts against Cain Velasquez and Shane Carwin.

Is Lesnar ruining our youth? You be the judge...

 

SAY GOODNIGHT (via MegaDkstyle)

 

 

 

(A shout out to the homiez at Ninjasplace.com forums for bringing this shocking evidence to our attention)

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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