A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
YOU GUYS ARE SPOILED... WHY DO I HAVE TO LUMP THESE THINGS INTO CATEGORIES ANYWAY?
"Why would twitter suggest I follow the Ellen Degeneris show and Jessica Alba? What does twitter think of me?" -Shane Carwin
"Charlie Valencia called and asked me for a dollar...he claimed he was a little short." -Miguel Torres
"I accidentally put my stuff in someone else's grocery cart. The lady got all upset, like I was gonna make her buy it for me. So I did." -Amir Sadollah
"I do enjoy hot yoga supplementally. Except when mildly obese middle aged women are doing better than me." -Amir Sadollah
"Piranha 3D will give you the most confused boner ever... When the Piranha spit out dude's d*** I was all like, "That's because it was HIS d***. MY d*** is fucking delicious " " -Joe Rogan
"If ignorance is bliss I never want to be happy." -Miguel Torres
VITOR BELFORT VS JAMES TONEY IN A BOXING MATCH?
"Dana let me fight James Tony on 6 round boxe Mach I think I can catch him with my speed... Dana will be the 1 boxing match in Ufc I promise he will fell my power and we will show the world the a Ufc fighter can do better" -Vitor Belfort
"Tell Vitor Belfort let’s make it happen. I like that because he ain’t no scared little b*tch. He wants to come to my world and I’m more than willing to welcome him into my world." -James Toney, who says that fight hype is his twitter account. Chances of Belfort winning this is pretty slim, although the chances of this actually happening, is even slimmer.
MILETICH TEMPER SYSTEM
"I used to have a foul temper. They used to call me sonofabitchletich" -Pat Miletich
"Landscaping front yard and now remember why I started fighting. Landscaping is not easy." -Pat Miletich, yeah, most fighters only do manscaping
CONGRATULATION JON FITCH (or DON'T DO IT!)
"Never thought I'd love a friend like I love @FitchFighter" -Dave Camarillo
"@JoshKoscheck so talented!" -Dave Camarillo
"See what u started @ufc i dont know who i am RT @thecodyk Phil so are you Jonny Bones.or just play him on @ustream" -Phil Davis, got mistaken for Jon Jones, Jon Howard, Anthony Rumble Johnson, and a bunch of other dudes in this ustream video.
"@PhilMrWonderful No idea what you’re talking about, Mr. Howard." -UFC
HENDO TURNED 40.
"Had a surprise bday party tonight. Didnt expect it, and it was the funnest ever. Thanks to everyone that came. Guess I’m gonna have to make all the 40yr olds proud this year." -Dan Henderson
"Diet good, weight great, training harder, confindence excellent, mind powerful, hands heavy, knees crucial, wrestling well, fighting fun!" -Jeremy Stephens, preparing for his bout against Melvin Guillard, which I am reallyyyy looking forward to.
"some of the guys at Victory MMA after good session!" -Jeremy Stephens
"@BloodyElbow has officially written more than 10,000 posts (not blogs). Pretty crazy." -Luke Thomas, There are also 6400 Fanposts and 10,600+ Fanshots. Almost 3000 of those came from Luke, 2600 from Nate, and a whopping 7500 from Nick. What's kinda scary though, is that although I've only made 1300+ posts, I've commented almost 14000 times. That's wayyy more than theirs even though I joined BE a few years later. I will try to shut up from now on.
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST HIS JOHNNY CASH TATTOO WON'T LOOK AS BAD ANYMORE... (Sorry, I know it's a really bad joke, but I couldn't resist... :P -- But all lame jokes aside, I know I speak for BE in saying that we're all sending our thoughts and prayers for the speedy recovery of Mr. Belcher. Hopefully we could see him back in the cage real soon)
"We are home He is in a lot of pain though Next few weeks are really important He has to lay face down :( thanks for prayers, @Ashleebelcher... Thanks to our friend Mickey Smelser for bringing over your massage table for Alan to sleep face down on!" -Alan Belcher
"Alan is feeling a little better. see dr tomorrow. Thanks for checking! ...Dr Semple still wants him face down as much as possible until bubble has gone away. We go back in a week. It is healing ok" -Ashlee Belcher, has some good news. Hopefully he recovers well and gets back to training soon.
"My original art- how much could I fetch at auction for charity??" -Mayhem Miller
"► French MMA is on FIRE ... Kongo & Diabaté on the same card . UFC 120." -Cheick Kongo
"Hangin with my Aussie, Tre!! Good girls just wanna have cranberry juice" -Natasha Wicks, I'm happy that Natasha it tweeting, but Logan's twitter account can be pronounced dead if she doesn't tweet soon.
"what can I say? I'm clumsy! :(" -Natasha Wicks
"Working with the blonde squad tonight! Welcome to the team Erica:)" -Chandella Powell
"2nd workout done now time to cook my "healthy turkey meatloaf" if its tasty ill put it on my site. Fingers x'd" -Arianny Celeste
"Got all my beeetches at the beach! @April_Milan n @girlsdonttweet" -Arianny Celeste
"Shopping attire: bed head, lipgloss, mascara, tanktop n sweats." -Arianny Celeste
"You're a Fucking Human Being - Joe Rogan and Daft Punk" -Joe Rogan's philosophy on life, to the tune of Daft Punk.
"Naughty Navigation center, not for children. But this was a hilarious suprise. Directions w/ a Bang!" -Urijah Faber
TWITOR BELFORT'S TWAINING TWIDEO TIDBITS
"Warming up!!" -Vitor Belfort, shows off his magical jumprope tricks again.
"Physioterapy, hard work out!!" -Vitor Belfort
"...Strength condition!!" -Vitor Belfort
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