UFC Fight Night 22: Marquardt vs. Palhares Trailer
Main card:
Nate Marquardt (29-9-2) -240 vs. Rousimar Palhares (11-2) +190
Efrain Escudero (13-1) -195 vs. Charles Oliveira (13-0) +160
Jim Miller (17-2) -170 vs. Gleison Tibau (21-6) +145
Ross Pearson (11-3) -280 vs. Cole Miller (16-4) +220
Preliminary card:
Yves Edwards (38-16-1) vs. John Gunderson (23-7-1)
Jared Hamman (11-2) vs. Kyle Kingsbury (8-2)
Tomasz Drwal (17-3) vs. Dave Branch (6-1)
Rich Attonito (8-3) vs. Rafael Natal (12-2)
David Mitchell (11-0) vs. Anthony Waldburger (12-5)
Brian Foster (13-5) vs. Forrest Petz (17-8)
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Palhares is going to rip Nate's foot and throw it in a trash can.
Mo Johnston is what John Schneider could be in 4 years.
I always pictured him hanging his trophies on the mantle…seems pretty wasteful to just throw it away.
by GetYourHeadStomps on Sep 4, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Oliveira straight to Co-Main status.
Hello! No speak English!
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
I love it. If he would have said “Glad not to be in Arizona” I would have died right then and there
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
My girl got hit and ran on the highway by a guy from Arizona a couple months ago. During the investigation I was DYING for her to make a reference to that as though the guy did it on purpose because of her “complexion”
I was sadly let down.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
GDP
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Gross Domestic Product?
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Get Dat Paper
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I guess you were right anyway
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The hit and run proved that if you drive an Escalade you are an awful person.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck off
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
uh oh
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Never hit anyone………that I remember
kidding I never drive under the influence, serial
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i never pegged you as an Escalade man
super serial…..and I also feel compelled to add, no homo.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
403hp (stock) all wheel drive kind of man.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
my current vehicle doesnt represent me well. desperately trying to get a new one.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Subaru ftw
Boosted 3.0R Legacy is going to be my Winter driver this year.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut your whore mouth. That is my girls dream car and I have no doubt she will leave me in a second and be on your doorstep before sunset.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the idea of the WRX/STi and all but I can’t even shift in those little cars. The Legacy will look sleeperish no TMIC going with a front mount stage 2 so blow off valves not really needed
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
WRX/STi also comes with a horribly douchey stigma.
I am really looking for a Saab 9-2×....Goddamn almighty do I love Saabs. Saddest day ever was getting rid of my last one.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Save your money just buy an Impreza. SAABaru
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe….the 9-2x doesnt even have the ignition in the console……what a joke.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly. I laughed out loud when I saw the SAAB Envoy suv
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that is a hideous vehicle.
The new 93x is pretty sweet. I built my own online. I just don’t have the 39k to buy the fucker.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wait in six months you can buy a slightly used one for 18K tops. The new 9-5 is going to kills all other SAABS already soft resale value.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger Clemens, LeBron James, Omarion, a guy I work with and Hit and Run man strengthen my case.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Tiger Woods strengthens my case.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody knows Tiger only drives Buicks!
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was mobbing a Escalade Platinum when he hit that tree
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i know i know….. But since he was lost all his endorsements anyways I wish he would have been making a break for it driving a brand new Buick Lucerne while drinking Gatorade, planning his financial future, eating wheaties all while programming his shiny Tag Heure.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Lucerne
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i know right

"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The new LaCrosee and Regal actually look good for the $
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah man
Lil Scrappy drives one and he got money in the bank, shorty whatcha drank
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the way you talk are you from Narnia?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah man thats why I need that AWD
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
GM/Subaru for AWD
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
2010 malibu. get fucked son
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
by II SMASH II on Sep 4, 2010 7:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice of your Mom to let you have her car on the weekends
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
and boom goes the dynamite
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
the timestamp really says it all
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I see the jealousy bra I see it
Momma smash drives an Enclave though
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
So I take it the dealership was all sold out of man cars?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Malibooty is a man car good sir
She beats hard and looks sexy doing it
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Your car has the same engine as your Mom’s Enclave 3.6 V6 unless you went budget baller and got the 4 banger.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
4 banger Ecotech for the win
I didnt want all the options that came with the 6 because i’m throwing my own rims on there and hate leather
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Tehama of gtfo
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Que?
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Honestly that's a nice ride man
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Explorer
FTMFL
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
They get shit on a lot but the exploders can roll for 250K plus miles if you treat them right.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i treat mine like the princess i wish she was.
Save the time a pepsi blew up in it from too much heat.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We call those exploders 'round these parts
Do you enjoy oil and transmission leaks before you even put 20,000 miles on your vehicle?
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
i wouldt know.
I bought it with 45k!
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
45,000 means your already leaking and burning both of those
and you should’ve replaced that fuel filter 3 times by then. lol jesus I hate my job
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Oil Can Henry's?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha if only
Nah I work at a Ford dealership, despite a massive hatred of all things ford, including jap fords, swedish fords, lincolns and mercurys
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
See you didn’t mention that golden ticket 30k service so it I was off balance. My service guys loved me my customer’s paid 3.5 hrs overbook on average.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i must have a lemon
it runs great and I am at 107k with no signs of slowing down.
So I say Eff your stereotypes good sir!
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
wait
I smell dealer service writer
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We have a winner sir
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
How many cruise controls you disable a week?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer the simplier things in life
Cabin air filters pay .6 of an hour
lights pay .3 an hour
Gear boxes are a whole hour each
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
How much work you get from the lube techs upsale?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Quite a bit
2 of my friends are the techs and they run some shit sometimes. Nothing like coming in expecting to drop 50-60 and then being told you need to drop 300-700.
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Years ago working at a dealership got me to where I am today, sales, closer, F&I, and ending at the desk. I remember being 19 and getting my taxes done, I think I paid around 12 grand in federal tax. Meanwhile my “smart friends” were working at the mall going to community college broke as a joke. I think you have to sell your soul to make it though
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea im 20 now
And am projected to make around 45-50000 this year. I got a real bad deal on my promotion because i’m young and was too excited to question anything.
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
Performance has a funny way of getting pay plans changed.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth
You of all people will know how fuckin shady these places can be though
Cruisin on the interstate/just follow while I innovate
Too many try and imitate/medallion like a dinner plate
Front and get ya dinner ate/chinchilla for the winter, wait
I'm trying to bring the "Sexy Back" like Timbaland and Timberlake
People really have no idea
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Im off to the Best in the West Rib Cook-off.
Have a wonderful night
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Ringside steakhouse in a hour take it easy man. By the way we fucking wreck some threads sometimes.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 4, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to admit I laughed when he said that.
He’s young though, I’m sure his English will improve greatly. I know I sound stupid trying to speak anything other than Engrish. Gotta give these guys props for even trying
does anyone think in the near future we can look forward to ufc night every wed night?
wouldnt hat be awesome?
I'd rather UFC Fight Night be on Saturday nights and live to the West Coast
Than used as a ratings grabber for whatever show they’re plugging on Wednesdays and have it broadcast on tape delay.
Mo Johnston is what John Schneider could be in 4 years.
I think Esucdero/Oliveira will be very good
But Pearson/C. Miller or J.Miller/Tibau should’ve gotten co-main status….preferably the former as that will probably win FOTN.
Mo Johnston is what John Schneider could be in 4 years.
Did anyone else notice they said Palhares was 19-2....
He is 11-2 and it gets annoying when they lie about records.
by ImmortalTechnique92 on Sep 4, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
8 of his wins went undocumented
But if you play the Palhares scavenger hunt game you’ll find a severed limb through random parts of the jungle.
Mo Johnston is what John Schneider could be in 4 years.
by SSreporters on Sep 4, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
A fight night every wednesday would be perfect!
Theres no need to put these on during the weekend, put em on when people aren’t doing anything.
Palhares at +160 might make me rearrange some money.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
If you win you might consider sending some to Nate’s prosthetic limb fund.
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm no tree hugger, but...
cutting down something that big, that has lived that long just seems wrong.
I like Fedor, it’s just his fans that are intolerable...and his management.
well, where else would everyone stand?
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Paul harris by unlicenced amputation.
by the guy with the big nose on Sep 4, 2010 6:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Spell fail. Stupid second language
by the guy with the big nose on Sep 4, 2010 6:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Miller is a great underdog at +220. I would think he would be the favorite vs Pearson. Also whats up with Rafael Natal fighting. The James Toney fiasco was bad enough, a tennis player has no shot vs a mma fighter. Freakshow matchmaking at its worse.
by Ozone on Sep 4, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Can he fight in capris or are those too similar to Aokipants?
"He sucks weiner! He sucks weiner!" - II SMASH II
by Earl Montclair on Sep 4, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Here’s to Nate getting back on track and knocking Palhares head into the fourth row.
"they mad at me, I keep going hard reppin/
cause what's your Rampage to Rashad Evans/"
-Joe Budden (Something To Ride To)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76866807deabe3c1/
Will be hard to do that when he'll have no legs to stand on.
Mo Johnston is what John Schneider could be in 4 years.
That will be hard for Palhares to pull off because just like with Maia it’s hard to pull off a submission when you’re flat on your ass after being punches in the face.
"they mad at me, I keep going hard reppin/
cause what's your Rampage to Rashad Evans/"
-Joe Budden (Something To Ride To)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76866807deabe3c1/
by Nightwhistler on Sep 5, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Fucking seriously.
I just don’t understand the love for Palhares. He’s a dirty, cheating assbiscuit and Marquardt is gonna Tekken the shit out of his ass.
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Sep 5, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card!
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card! He is an amazing fighter and a class act.
I met him in Tokyo after Pride Bushido 9. Great guy, great for the sport!
Go Yves!
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card!
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card!
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card!
Great to see Yves Edwards on the card!

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