The Ultimate Fighter 12: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck Live Discussion (Episode 3)
Join Bloody Elbow every Wednesday night to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 12, featuring UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre and Ultimate Fighter 1 alum Josh Koscheck.
Shame on you, Josh Koscheck. Georges St-Pierre gave you every indication that his cheat sheet was a bluff. If the extra large name didn't do it, maybe his nonchalance in flashing you his choices should have tipped you off. Hell, one of your coaches suggested the Canadian was pulling a fast one on you. You're better than that, Kos.
So, teams were chosen. Team Koscheck won the first pick and promptly took the guy GSP feigned interested in. Koscheck's blunder cost him the guy he thought was the best athlete on the show, Michael Johnson. And with a name like that, how could he not be the best athlete on the show?
Team GSP gained control of the fights and chose Alex "Bruce Leroy" Cacares to fight Jeff "Don't Call Me Nik" Lentz. Lentz brags that he'll never tap in a fight. Cacares, of course, locks on a triangle in round two, forcing Lentz to tap.
Team GSP
1. Michael Johnson
2. Jonathan Brookins
3. Spencer Paige
4. Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres
5. Kyle Watson
6. Cody McKenzie
7. Dane Sayers
Team Koscheck
1. Marc Stevens
2. Sevak Magakian
3. Sako Chivitchian
4. Andy Main
5. Nam Phan
6. Aaron Wilkinson
7. Jeff Lentz
261 comments
|
1 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
I can't wait
For that punch to the face. And kos choking fat Albert.
by AndrewBlakesley on Sep 29, 2010 6:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
An apt representation of how GSP feels about his life up to this point
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Sep 29, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Throwback

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
that’s one of the weirdest things i’ve ever seen
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 29, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Made this as a response to what GSP said about having sex with yourself. Also the tag line of the show is just funny.
by ultima0chaotic on Sep 29, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
hrmm...
but if you had the male gametes that have traveled from the bulbourethral glands to the semineferous tubules into josh koshcheck’s vagina up into his uterus down his fallopian tube and if the gametes meet up with a released egg from the ovary resulting in the fertilization of josh’s egg producing a zygote resulting in…..
something not funny
hmmm
The gametes dont come from the bulbourethral glands, those glands secrete a basic substance thats purpose is to bring down the acidity of the vagina, but close enough i guess.
by bloodyhellbow on Sep 30, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
whoa @ ultima0chaotic
lololollololol
can you dis-rec something?
hahahaha
WTF?
Jackie Treehorn treats his objects like women, man.
by soulrebel5447 on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Unleashed showing Brock/Shane and Cain/Rothwell
Premature start to BROCKTOBER?! Or is every month dedicated to Brock?
Bandwagon leader for Michael Robinson as Seattle Seahawks starting QB.
I just see Cain/Rothwell
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
They already showed Brock's fight
Bandwagon leader for Michael Robinson as Seattle Seahawks starting QB.
by SSreporters on Sep 29, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Must have been masturbating
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Best of Pride is back
With Kazushi Sakuraba vs Carlos Newton! Fuck yeah. And some Gomi Mark Hunt and Anderson Silva action.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Yep. Daddy like
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Gomi vs. Luiz Azeredo
Bandwagon leader for Michael Robinson as Seattle Seahawks starting QB.
by SSreporters on Sep 29, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't bothered with this shit in like seven seasons,
but fuck it. I’m guess I’m on board this season.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Roll Call
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
herro
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Evening
How you doin Deo?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 29, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Doin quite well
And yourself?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Good, thanks
I enjoyed your Dream article…I’ll comment on the blog as soon as I figure out how it works haha
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 29, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no shit
that needs remedied
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
:)
I think you have to have a blogger account. Once you do that It’s easy.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
I can give private lessons on how to comment
:p
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Why didn't I see this comment earlier?
Wait you could be offering private lessons to donkeypunch…
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Negative
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Taking a break from your new site to see your ex?
I don’t approve.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Pimpin two hoes right now

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Get three and call me.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd try to come back with something
But you’re going to WEC 51 with Cerrone’s Sibling. So I concede.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Attaboy
Nobody saves themselves for a more even match these days. Well played.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Here I go!
Got bowl on deck
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Sep 29, 2010 10:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
dana's on the intro now?
is that new? or have i never noticed?
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Who the fuck let this kid go into this house
thinking he could talk to people while drunk? This is how you know he doesn’t have any real boys back in Miami.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
obligatory kos is a douche comment
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Kind of liking Koscheck here.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, not a bad coach
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Springfield, represent
Where does the talent of Royals prospects go? I imagine a man in Germany shouting "Why can I play baseball so well? WHY?" - Joe Posnanski
"I really hate the Cardinals. All they do is bitch and moan about everything. They're little bitches" - Brandon Phillips
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Sep 29, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Athlosive.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And so well spoken
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Sep 29, 2010 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well since Spike TV hates everybody on the West Coast, I can't join y'all.
Instead, I’ll be watching cats roam around IKEA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCB7RqGS684&feature=player_embedded
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Taimak
Does not approve of this reboot.
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Sep 29, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
GSP has a belly!
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
Peckerhead = asshole
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Kos is such a tool.
And, apparently 12 years old.
by KatGirl on Sep 29, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
worst gsp impersonation ever. and i’ve heard some bad ones
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Would you say
that this is not your first ruddeo?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
pretty much
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Koscheck will motorboat GSP
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
motorboat his ass?
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
Motorboat his ass
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
yeah that feels good, him doing that
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
New gif
Kos’ motorboat
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Sometimes these things happen in MMA.
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
by Matthew Roth on Sep 29, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
gentlemen
we are on live tv
Where does the talent of Royals prospects go? I imagine a man in Germany shouting "Why can I play baseball so well? WHY?" - Joe Posnanski
"I really hate the Cardinals. All they do is bitch and moan about everything. They're little bitches" - Brandon Phillips
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Sep 29, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello sentence for username
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
by Damon O. on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
you motorboatin' sunufabitch you!!!
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
he said..
WHAT?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Jackie Treehorn treats his objects like women, man.
by soulrebel5447 on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Koscheck
is gonna mottor boat the shit out of GSP’s ass. Kos can’t get himself enough dat fromunda cheese.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
australian cheese
from down under deeez nuts
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 29, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Pull out with the W
What’s happening tonight?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I'm taking Powder
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I loved that movie
But yeah, that kid’s as bald as a newborn baby
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
GSP to Tyson: Tell them not to be like you
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
MIKE TYSON!!!
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
Honestly, yes, the guy is a scumbag
BUT
He’s been royally fucked his entire life by people who he was closest to, ever since Cus D’Amato died.
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
by Matthew Roth on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m very conflicted about him. Obviously done some bad stuff, but, had some bad stuff done to him. At the end of the day not sure how to square all of it. I suspect he’s really f***** up. I hope he can live the rest of his days with some positivity.
Here’s my take
His mom died, he was adopted by D’Amato who turned him around. When D’Amato died is when he fell in with Don King. Tyson isn’t a good person, but when you start to figure out that everyone who ever loved him died, and everyone he’s ever trusted has left him, you can start to not forgive him, but understand his mistakes.
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
by Matthew Roth on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Fuck Don King.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
that is exactly what he is trying to do, and for a long time, it seems to have been working. Good on him. That’s a lot more than most people ever do.
I dare you to tell Mike that his shorts are too short...
I DARE YOU
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Mike Tyson got FIT
Probably from doing this
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9NfFU29k231GfhyP
I can imagine GSP being like
Per’aps you could bring uh.. Michael Tyson.. to da fight?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
apparantly gsp played punchout
he doesnt strike me as a video game guy
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
If I had any computer skills
there would be a gif.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
All the fighters in Vegas and GSP wanted Tyson to come and talk to his fighters?
Nah.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Remember the gameplan
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Sep 29, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Don't worry I did
12 pack’s in the fridge
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be quite unfortunate, indeed.
As long as he doesn’t circle left…
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Sep 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I go to Japan in 13 days
Be jealous you rat bastards
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
I hope they think you’re a dolphin.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm hoping they think deo is BOOOOOOOBBBUUU SAAAAAAPPPUUUU!!!
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
by Matthew Roth on Sep 29, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They like athletic and explosive guys over there
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Tis what I've heard
Gonna be friggin’ awesome
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Remember...
Pack your slippers
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
and a toilet seat to sit on
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Slippers, Toilet Paper, and Pepto Bismol
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
The Limey by glass jaw-smash.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Sep 29, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
fights startin early
decision i guess
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
3 rounder
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoot, you infernal wrestleboxer
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
FINALLY
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
wow michael johnson looks great
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Powder 10 - 9
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
BROCKTOBER
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
Contributor for WatchKalibRun.com
Still Subo at Fightlinker.com
by Derek Suboticki on Sep 29, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
CAIN VELASQUEZ!!!!!!!!
fuck thats horrible
go brock
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
These tykes have already landed big time endorsement deals
Tapout’s after the talent from the womb
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
They're working out a deal for GSP's firstborn.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's the next logical strategy
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Side note:
I’m all about double chainsawed lances and killin everything for the sake of good but is Dead Rising 2 worth it? Not trying to pay mad money for 5-10 hours of fun time
I bought it… but I’ve only played for an hour. So far so good.
by Nick Thomas on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ever play the first one?
Pretty much the same thing, concept wise. Co-op can make it a bit more fun, I suppose.
Short answer, yes
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think they should just have one 2 minute round
so i can see more commercials
"Live fast, die."
by Bonedoctor on Sep 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is bullshit by the way.
I gave that kid the idea for Facebook one night at a black light party.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
apparently that movie is awesome
but a facebook movie is really really stupid i cant bring myself to watch it
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
I can't either.
The pain and envy is too great.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it depends on how you look at it. Yeah, “Facebook movie” sounds terrible. But the impression I get is that it uses Facebook as a prism for modern day culture. I think to a certain extent, most films about contemporary matters seem stupid upon first consideration. I read something that likened this film to Citizen Kane; not in the quality, necessarily, but thematically: asshole behind contemporary media juggernaut shapes culture through ruthlessness and hubris.
Either way, Fincher + stellar reviews = a movie I will see.
"The common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."
"Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day. Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts!"
"Shoot him again... his soul is still dancing!"
by Ephemeral Artery on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyson vs. Mercer MMA match
book it
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
johnson could cut to 145
looks small to me
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Not very impressed by Michael Johnson
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
He looked much better at the 1996 Olympic Games
Judith Rules!
by Tree Meister on Sep 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hard to believe its the same guy
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
He needs the gold shoes…if only it were in Japan.
If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.
360Gamertag:Flipadelph1a
The gold shoes gave him his power
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
I guess he needs a pair of Koscheck’s shoes
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
My god they are ugly

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
Someone lost a ton of money making that shit
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They look so fucking bad.
I wonder if anybody besides Koscheck would buy them
i don’t think he wears them
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
much more excited to see these other guys
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
the british guy won
3rd round is bullshit
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Johnson def wob the 1st rd
Johnson rocked English twice and landed some other good shots, he landed some big shots as English worked up from a td and took English’s back. He was also setting the pace and the aggresor, No way one takedown with baby punches tops all that
there is absolutely no question that johnson lost the first round.
he even said he lost the first round. get out of here.
by Body Triangle on Sep 30, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope so
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
leroy vs jamie yager
battle to the death, yager has size so give leroy brass knuckles to make it even
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
WTF no spoiler warning on that Aftermath video….they cleary showed the ending of the fight on the Aftermath vid directly before they showed the 3rd round.
If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.
360Gamertag:Flipadelph1a
Wow
The commercial before round 3 showed the end of the fight. Way to go ufc!
by silent.bisonte33 on Sep 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No way he wins this
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
just 5 minutes next week
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you wishing for him to fade into Bolivian?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
When Tyson talks about fighting and boxing, you might actually want to listen to him. I’ll listen to him talk for days.
Twitter: @FlyByKnite
by FlyByKnight on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
come on
all he did was rape and beat women. We can forgive that since hes throws a nice right hand. right?
As Mike said...
He may have taken advantage of other women, but he never raped that one.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyson can teach these kids alot about life and the fight game.
He’s made the mistakes.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
I love Armenians.
They’re all fucking insane
haha. agreed
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
DVR'ing Best of Pride and heading out to Quiktrip
Deuces
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
later
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Next week
can you put the results after the jump? Kinda spoils it for people on the west coast.
by av1o3 on Sep 29, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Now that
was entertaining grappling.
http://mixedmartialartsblogger.wordpress.com/
by Cory Braiterman on Sep 29, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Something Kos said got me thinking.
Expect a FanPost tmmrw, bitches.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I sir
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
<- this guy
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Looks like three of us are closing the bar down tonight
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here
But this mobile commenting is not agreeing with me
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Been awhile since I’ve seen Sakuraba/Newton. Nice to see a relatively fresh Saku.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
Great fight/grappling match
he looks like a young boy
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenda Perez is hot but she shouldn't be talking
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly don't even think she is hot
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
She needs to gain like 10 lbs
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Unintelligent Defense oh yea, I'm blogging now too.
by Damon O. on Sep 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is AS fighting Mach here?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
You're probably right
I saw the tail end of him and a blonde asian highlight just now
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
there ya go
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A.Silva's evil twin brother up next?
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The English speaking version
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So weird to see Wand in Silva's corner
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Chutebox was the shit
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Got vag faced
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
It is gonna be so awsome watching all the BROCKLESNARRR!!!!! hype implode after Cain beats him. :)
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'll take your bet
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay I got one going with Barack Lesnar
So don’t make it too long, I’ll have to be able to fit both if I lose.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Never done on
do I tell you now?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter
You can tell me one now, or wait until after the fight. I’ll be doing the later because I’m too tired to think of any clever shtick
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Beastie Boys suck balls
even though I love them
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Bahahaha, nice. Attack me where I’m most vulnerable. After Brock loses I’ll come up with one, probably something along the lines of loving the penis on Brock’s chest
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha. fair enough
but i’m not worried
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Gomi
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Crusher!
It’s a shame he chokes in almost every big name fight he’s in. Except for Melendez, he got robbed in that fight.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
by KingAtRock on Sep 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
He's the Kenny Florian of Japan...
…full of talent but also full of disappointment.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
That was a very entertaining fight on TUF tonight.
This is putting the last couple of seasons to shame. Only problem I saw with Michael was how he tried to take the brit’s back and then never sunk the hooks and and allowed the guy to get up easily.
by Polyhedron on Sep 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
this fight was terrible. both guys gassed out quick. johnson had his back like 3 times before finally even attempting a choke.
anyone else feel like gsp is an awesome coach before the fight but during the fights kinda confuses/distracts his fighters? i feel like johnson could of just beasted on him and buried him in the first round if he wasnt so concerned with circling right and grabbing the wrist…..
He could have beasted on him, or he could have been taken down while trying to do so and gotten stuck along the cage for even more time. GSP’s coaching about grabbing the wrist was extremely important at the end of the second, as English was one takedown away from taking the fight.
The gassing happened towards the end of the second, but it wasn’t real gassing as Johnson came out furiously in the third.
Chandella
Must GO. She is not that attractive, and im sick of seeing her, arriany should be the only one holding the cards on this show. guest girl brittany is a thousand times better looking than her, hell there are plenty of girls living in vegas that put her to shame…. WTF Dana.
by bloodyhellbow on Sep 30, 2010 2:41 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

by 



























