DREAM.16 Live Results and Play-by-Play
DREAM stages its final event of the year on Saturday, and as always, BloodyElbow.com will have live results and running play-by-play for the entire show (as well as the usual delirious, sleep-deprived discussion from the BE night crew in the comments).
Join us at 2 AM ET/11 PM PT for the start of the live HDNet broadcast.
Quick results below; round-by-round coverage in the extended entry.
Gegard Mousasi def. Tatsuya Mizuno via sub. (RNC) R1, 6:10
Jason Miller def. Kazushi Sakuraba via sub. (arm-triangle choke) R1, 2:09
Shinya Aoki def. Marcus Aurelio via unanimous decision
Satoshi Ishii def. Ikuhisa Minowa via unanimous decision
Hiroyuki Takaya def. Chase Beebe via KO (punches) R1, 1:45
Michihiro Omigawa def. Cole Escovedo via sub. (inverted armbar) R1, 2:29
Joachim Hansen def. Hideo Tokoro via sub. (triangle) R1, 2:48
Kazuyuki Miyata def. "Lion" Takeshi Inoue via unanimous decision
Mitsuhiro Ishida def. "Wicky" Akiyo Nishiura via split decision
Yusuke Kawaguchi def. James Thompson via split decision
DREAM Light-Heavyweight Grand Prix Final
Tatsuya Mizuno vs. Gegard Mousasi
Round 1: Mousasi brings Mizuno down with double underhooks and works to pass half-guard. Mizuo threatens with an armbar, but Mousasi pops free and passes to the side. Mizuno gives up his back and Mousasi moves to mount. Ref restarts them in center ring. Mousasi is too high pounding from the top and gets rolled. Mizuno can't hold on to the position, gets swept and mounted again. He flips over and Mousasi sinks in the rear-naked choke that wins him the first-ever DREAM light-heavyweight title. Gegard Mousasi def. Tatsuya Mizuno via submission (rear-naked choke) R1, 6:10
9. Jason "Mayhem" Miller vs. Kazushi Sakuraba
Round 1: Sakuraba tries for a single leg, but Miller flattens him out and punches away as he stands in Saku's guard. Sakuraba looks for a leg, but Mayhem just sits down on him and unloads with some big punches. As Saku tries to escape punishment, Miller sinks in a fast arm-triangle choke and jumps off to Saku's right. It's deep, and Saku is forced to tap. Jason Miller def. Kazushi Sakuraba via submission (arm-triangle choke) R1, 2:09
8. Shinya Aoki vs. Marcus Aurelio
Round 1: Aoki pushes Aurelio into the corner and deposits him on the floor as Aurelio closes up guard. Aurelio finds some distance and hops up, but Aoki grabs double underhooks again and repeats the takedown. Aoki gets mount this time and rides low, tying Aurelio's legs up with his own leg-triangle. The pair remains in this position until Aoki relents the triangle with less than three minutes left in the round. Aoki gets stuffed to half-guard, passes, and puts the same triangle on again. Referee stands 'em up and issues a yellow card to Aurelio. As they restart, Aurelio catches Aoki shooting and tries for an RNC, then an armbar. Neither catch, and Aoki finishes out the round back on top.
Round 2: Early takedown from Aoki and it's more of the same dominant grappling we saw in the first frame. With three minutes left in the match, Aoki works from a low full mount, shoving his shoulder into Aurelio's face. Light hammerfists from Aoki on top, still mounted with 40 seconds to go. Aoki lands arguably his best bunch of punches in the last 20 seconds, bloodying up the nose of Aurelio. Easy bout to score, and it should be a unanimous decision for the DREAM lightweight champ. Shinya Aoki def. Marcus Aurelio via unanimous decision (3-0)
7. Satoshi Ishii vs. Ikuhisa Minowa
Round 1: Inside thigh kick from Minowa, and Ishii double-legs him to the floor and takes side control. Minowa gets to his knees, Ishii punching from the rear as they get back to their feet. Ishii ducks a right hand from Minowa, doesn't chase the takedown. Then, he does go for a takedown and puts Minowa on his back with ease. They're restarted in the center with Ishii in side control, seven minutes left. Minowa rolls and Ishii takes his back, then looks to grab an arm for a topside submission. Minowa squirms loose, back to the feet. And another takedown for Ishii. Minowa gets back to his feet, drops for a leg and briefly looks to threaten with a heel hook before Ishii extracts the leg. Ishii in north-south with four minutes left, then hops into mount. Minowa flips and Ishii punches from the back, but the shots are mostly blocked. Minowa pops back up, only to be bullied into the corner and taken down again. Ishii grinding from side control, hammerfisting the face of Minowa and roughing him up with a forearm across the jaw. Minowa stands with 90 seconds remaining in the first round. Ishii shoves Minowa's back into the ringpost, and the round closes without much action.
Round 2: Ishii grabs a rear waistlock and chucks Minowa to the mat, then defends the ensuing heel hook attempt. Minowa works back to his feet, lands one or two decent punches, but then eats a body kick and gets taken down again. Ishii in side control on Minowa's left, more rubbing his glove on Minowa's face than punching from this position. Ishii flattens Minowa out and punches, takes the back and tries for the RNC, but Minowa defends. Minowa on his back again and Ishii tries for an arm-triangle on the right. The bell rings with Minowa locked in the submission, and there's little doubt we've got a unanimous decision coming up.
Satoshi Ishii def. Ikuhisa Minowa via unanimous decision (3-0)
6. Chase Beebe vs. Hiroyuki Takaya
Round 1: Beebe looking for a takedown early on, Takaya defending. The "Streetfight Bancho" steps in with a brutal left hook that puts Beebe on hs back. Takaya pounds away until Beebe's lights go out and the American goes limp. Hiroyuki Takaya def. Chase Beebe via KO (punches) R1, 1:45
5. Michihiro Omigawa vs. Cole Escovedo
Round 1: Omigawa bobs and weaves, pops Escovedo with a one-two, which is answered by a knee from Escovedo. Double underhooks from Omigawa and he brings Escovedo down. Quick mount for Omigawa, less than a minute into the fight. He hops off and passes to Escovedo's right, looking for a choke. Omigawa rolls into guard with a guillotine and Escovedo pops out. Omigawa working for an armbar from underneath for a minute before finally switching to Escovedo's left arm and getting the tap. Looks like Escovedo may have injured his elbow waiting that one out. Michihiro Omigawa def. Cole Escovedo via submission (inverted armbar) R1, 2:29
4. Joachim Hansen vs. Hideo Tokoro
Round 1: Tokoro catches a kick between the legs in the opening salvo of the match, but recovers after a few minutes. Nice round kick to the body by Tokoro... and Hansen punts him in the groin again. This one's worse than the first, and Tokoro has taken a seat in his corner. Hansen's issued a yellow card for the second infraction and they resume. Hansen turns a takedown attempt from Tokoro into one of his own and mounts briefly, gets stuffed back to Tokoro's half-guard. He stands over Tokoro and dives through his guard, then works to mount for a minute. He finally does and locks up a topside triangle on Tokoro. Hansen punches away, then rolls Tokoro over and pulls the head down for the submission win. Joachim Hansen def. Hideo Tokoro via submission (triangle choke) R1, 2:48
3. Kazuyuki Miyata vs. "Lion" Takeshi Inoue
Round 1: Tentative circling in the open 90 seconds with Inoue feinting constantly, flicking out a few leg kicks and one to the body. Miyata goes for the shot and, after a moment of struggle, plows the Shootor to the mat. Good use of wrist control by Inoue gets the stand-up from referee Moritaka Oshiro. Miyata with a pair of massive suplexes, winds up on the ground with Inoue's back. One hook in for Miyata as the round passes the halfway mark. Miyata tries to change to the front and Inoue escapes. More feints and leg kicks from Inoue before Miyata botches a takedown and finds himself beneath Lion. They scramble to their feet and Miyata takes Inoue's back standing with a rear waistlock. Miyata tries another rolling suplex, but Inoue's hip to it this time and uses the opportunity to break loose. High double-leg from Miyata is sprawled on by Inoue, who then knees a standing Miyata directly in the cup. Miyata takes a couple minutes to recover from the hard foul. They resume and Miyata quickly secures another double-leg, putting Inoue in the corner. They stall out and are stood up with a minute left. Miyata secures another takedown before the bell.
Round 2: Body kick from Miyata is answered by a jump knee by Inoue. Miyata plants Lion in the corner, where Inoue does well to tie up, though Miyata scores with a solid knee to the ribs. Ref restarts them in the center and Inoue scrambles loose. Another low blow by Inoue, but Miyata doesn't take nearly as much time to recover now. 90 seconds left. Inoue sprawls on a double and they clinch. Pair of nice knees up the middle by Miyata. Inoue surges with ten seconds left and seems to stun Miyata, who collapses in his corner, grabbing at his cup, when the bell rings. The proper scorecard here is doubtlessly for Miyata. Kazuyuki Miyata def. "Lion" Takeshi Inoue via unanimous decision (3-0)
2. "Wicky" Akiyo Nishiura vs. Mitsuhiro Ishida
Round 1: Ishida fakes a single-leg and backs up, causing Wicky to push forward, where Ishida easily picks the leg for real. They're against the ropes and Wicky uses them to work to his feet, but Ishida lifts him up and drops him in center ring. Wicky scoots to the ropes and gets up again... and is taken down once more. Ishida trying to flatten Nishiura out, gets too high and finds himself reversed. Wicky tags Ishida with a few hard uppercuts in a scramble, then a big knee. Ishida looks hurt and clings to Nishiura's left leg. Wicky with another solid knee in the clinch. Ishida doggedly trying for the leg, but Wicky is showing much-improved takedown defense. Ishida finally gets his takedown with four minutes left and is swept 30 seconds later as Wicky pops back up. Waistlock for Ishida, who jumps on the back of Wicky but quickly abandons the position. Ref restarts them with one minute left. One more takedown for Ishida to finish the round; fittingly, Wicky gets back to his feet with ease.
Round 2: No surprises: Ishida shoots a single-leg almost immediately. Wicky sprawls at first, but gets dragged down anyway. They quickly stall out and are restarted on the feet, where Ishida again grabs a rear waistlock in the corner. Ishida switches to a single, drags Wicky down and hops into mount. I don't think Ishida's thrown a single punch all round. Samio Kimura restarts the pair in the center with Ishida in mount, but Wicky uses the elevator sweep and gets out from underneath. No matter - he's soon being grappled to death in the corner again. Ref Kimura restarts them with under a minute left. Flying knee lands from Wicky and Ishida shoots. Wicky goes wild with hammerfists and he's bloodied the face of the "Endless Fighter." Ishida drives through a double-leg and survives to the final bell with Wicky pounding away. My unofficial card has the bout for Akiyo Nishiura, who landed the only significant offense of the match. Mitsuhiro Ishida def. "Wicky" Akiyo Nishiura via split decision (2-1)
1. Yusuke Kawaguchi vs. James Thompson
Round 1: Thompson whiffs on a leg kick and Kawaguchi tags him with a few punches. They clinch along the ropes and Kawaguchi walks Thompson into the corner. Thompson exits with some haymakers and knees from the clinch which connect. Kawaguchi unloads on Thompson, windmilling shots that connect to the Brit's jaw. Thompson stays up and slows the pace by pushing Kawaguchi into the corner, but Kawaguchi immediately reverses and puts Thompson's back to the ringpost. Ref separates them and Kawaguchi lands another right hand before they re-clinch. Kawaguchi comes over the top with a pair of right hands that drop Thompson. The DEEP champ pounces, but Thompson works back to his feet and into the corner. Thompson pops Kawaguchi with a couple uppercuts, but Kawaguchi's doing more damage in the clinch. Thompson escapes the corner with a nice knee, then eats about six punches in return. Both men looking spent with three-plus minutes left in the opening round. Thompson finally lands the single-leg he's been feebly looking for all round and tries to pound on Kawaguchi from half-guard. Soft hammerfists from Thompson on top, Kawaguchi just trying to cover and tie up. Kawaguchi decides he's had enough, sits up and works to his feet. Thompson tries to bring him back down, but Kawaguchi stays up and tags Thompson with an overhand left that sends him wobbling into the ropes. Another single-leg lands for Thompson. Kawaguchi bleeding profusely from the nose now. Thompson ends the round in mount but he's so tired that he can't pound the also-spent Kawaguchi out. Round two isn't going to be pretty.
Round 2: Another single-leg from Thompson to start the round, which Kawaguchi easily shirks. Thompson lands more knees from the clinch; Kawaguchi answers with a slapping leg kick. Thompson scores another takedown and works for mount in the corner before referee Moritaka Oshiro restarts them in center ring. Thompson quickly secures mount and pounds away, but the punches don't have much pepper. One minute left. The Brit looks briefly for an arm-triangle, then decides against it. Thompson finishes the match back in mount, but I see it for Yusuke Kawaguchi, who dominated almost the entire first round. Yusuke Kawaguchi def. James Thompson via split decision (2-1)
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Roll call
Sup BE Night Crew, what are you guys doing to stay up? Red Bull & Vodka for me. Luckily on the west coast it’s starting at 11pm, an hour earlier than normal. This is such a stacked card.
HYPEHYPEHYPE
doing the normal thing of 4 fourlokos
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting my towel on
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 24, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
my lifeblood
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a hilariously awesome poster
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Gonna try to wake up early and rewind the DVR and watch the later matches live.
Here’s my picks:
Tatsuya Mizuno vs. Gegard Mousasi
9. Jason “Mayhem” Miller vs. Kazushi Sakuraba
8. Shinya Aoki vs. Marcus Aurelio
7. Satoshi Ishii vs. Ikuhisa Minowa
6. Chase Beebe vs. Hiroyuki Takaya
5. Michihiro Omigawa vs. Cole Escovedo
4. Joachim Hansen vs. Hideo Tokoro
3. Kazuyuki Miyata vs. “Lion” Takeshi Inoue
2. “Wicky” Akiyo Nishiura vs. Mitsuhiro Ishida
1. Yusuke Kawaguchi vs. James Thompson
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
For what it’s worth, intermission will be in between the Beebe-Takaya and Ishii-Minowa fights.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 24, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh why so late
That’s the danger time when I usually fall asleep. Is there a set time for the intermission? I think I’ll use my new Playstation Move stuff for a while to keep me pumped with a timer on.
Ok you mothers
I’m gonna be coming in hot tonight. Seeing Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings first.
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Yeah, dunno what “coming in hot” means, but as long as the discussion stays civilized and germane, that’s fine.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I mean I may miss the prefight discussion since I don't know what time the show gets out
So I’ll be racing in.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Love their music...
They got that 60’s soul vibe going on. Saw a video on youtube where they were recording with vintage equipment to get that sound. No auto-tune needed.
Yeah...I've been listening to them for a while now
My buddy is her sound guy so I’m stoked to see what he does with them.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
i saw them last year a couple times .. what an exciting show!! 4 four lokos ? your gonna hurt your self son..
They are like mana to him
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 24, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously...these can't be good for me but I feel like a million bucks
and never get a hangover.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
2.5 hours to go, going to be messed up
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 24, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure which one to go with...


Captain Puerto Rico is in both..
Anyway, I’ll be here.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Never been in the night crew. Do I have what it takes guys?!
by ssstute89 on Sep 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
recommend 5 songs via youtube videos
I’ll tell you if you have what it takes.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Caught your tunes in your following post and all up my alley. Thought Id see if I couldnt find a few modern, potential obscurities that you might like:
Foy Vance – Crosstown Traffic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHhv_zbKpBw
Raul Midon – State of Mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTv24sSNXHc
Diesel – All Come Together http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQE1AtEQLic&feature=fvst
Paolo Nutini – Pencil Full of Lead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcDXhD7hsn8
Ray Lamontagne – Shelter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmNEQYc3js
James Brown & Joss Stone – Mans World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt0BwEPqXO8
James Morrison – Wonderful World – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV88d26ts1k
Rodrigo y Gabriela – Stairway to Heaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNc5o9TU0t0
And this one always makes it into my fav youtube clips and crosses over the music/humour divide……althought Im sure everyone has seen it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYXBigPJI_c
To get the Dream16 mixtape started
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings – 100 Days/100 Nights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouI5KcyHfE
Otis Redding – Try a little tenderness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dael4sb42nI
Antony and the Jonsons – You are my sister http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-NziGE6DVY
JC Brooks and the Uptown Sound – I am Trying to Break Your Heart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK6VILyHVDE
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, that Chocolate Rain cover of I am Trying to Break Your heart is fucking abhorrent.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
You seriously don't liek the soul cover of Wilco?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 24, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
No
I do not.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
I will be bringing nothing to the table as well tonight.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 24, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
nice sig
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 24, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll watch the fights
but I can’t promise I won’t play Monster Hunter Tri either.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I need to metal this thread up a little bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kGQa-LBi4
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 24, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
You have done better than most.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
So I started drinking and switching to 4loko around showtime
I will be a mess and lets have fun…I’ll not be crude though
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Been off my game lately probably be around but not visible
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 24, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Like me
in a young girl’s bedroom.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are on a roll today sir
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
I can't take all the credit.
That Nighthitler dude sets himself up better bad.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
damn
typos are not acceptable.
Excuse me while I cut myself.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
If folks have time to kill before the show, might I suggest watching...
Jussier Formiga passed along word via Twitter that he wants fans’ opinions on his kickboxing match from last night in Brazil. He’ll be reading the comments from Bloody Elbow and YouTube, so do the best flyweight in MMA a solid and let him know what you think.
working
I am stuck in a office with no feed of the fights. I’m going to need the BE crew, twitter and 2 doubleshots to make it through this shift.
by blackzag05 on Sep 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
AWWWWWW shit
2 hours, roll call time?
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Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
I'm on the fence right now
I got a long day with the gf tmmrw, and idk if sleep deprivation is worth it.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
Is it really gonna be...
5 hrs?!?!!??! I’m on Atlantic time so its scheduled from 3:00 AM – 8:00 AM
yes
it is really 5 hours long
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
man, 3-8 is my normal sleep pattern on weekdays. I was gonna nap till three, but here I am, still up
ya if you don't have anykind of energy booster
shit gets pretty rough
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
I'm more excited for Dream 16 than UFC 119...
This is going to be a long night. Hope I can hang. Even though they say 5 hours, sometimes it goes longer than that. When I was watching the Jorge Santiago fight on Sengoku, I dozed in the middle of the fight and woke up just in time to catch the action near the end. Man this is going to be tight.
I will always regret calling it a night early on that card
I think I was 2 fights aways from the Main Event and I just had to go to sleep.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
I was so mentally drained when that fight finished.
I believe I posted “wow.” in the play-by-play and then went to bed.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I was struggling to stay awake...
I missed some of the fights because I kept falling asleep. Well worth it. I think tonight might be a memorable fight card. If I was a fighter I would want to fight in Japan. They know their stuff.
This is infuriating. I have work in half an hour and then I have some lame ass Where’s Wally/Waldo themed party.
Not that I condone facism or any ism for that matter. Isms are in my opinion, not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". Good point there, after all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Wouldn't change the fact I have to bum rides off of people.
WTF?
Is that some kind of strange fetish?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
this man has the right idea
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
Beer #5 done
WOOOO…I didn’t eat hrm
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Baja Blast from Taco Bell is a great soda beverage
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
LIES!!!!
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah seriously it's gross.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Good, more for me.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Don’t think I won’t drink that filth out of spite.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
honestly thought I was the only man on earth that enjoyed Baja Blast
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
I dont care what anyone says, its great.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
2 stake quesadillas and a large Baja
and i am in heaven
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
Double Decker Tacos with nacho cheese
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
And another thing, If you dont like Machine Head, be nice to those who do. Because we are naturally stronger and more powerful people.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
than who?
Anemic premies?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Precisely.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If this weren’t the internet, I would feast on your carcass to gain strength. And I mean that.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Shake Weights don’t give men that much power.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
But in the hands of the right woman results can be explosive
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
i see what did there.
that’s innuendo, isn’t it?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
lolno
its ejaculation
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
Oh, really?
What about….. TWO shake weights?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
We're goin' skiing!
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Training for a Double Dutch Rudder?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
i watched ‘commando’ earlier tonight. arnold literally kills like… 250 guys in the final sequence of the movie. they were pretty much all innocent bystanders too. awesome.
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If they weren’t guilty, they wouldn’t have been standing there.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The Notorious BIG just edged out Justin Timberlake by 2 places on VH1’s 100 Greatest Artists of All Time Countdown.
I feel violated.
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
That's ridiculous
Justin has him beat by at least 4 spots.
If you just compare their impacts on pop culture and hip hop, its clear who the real artist is. Biggie was OK, but he was just to pop to really be meaningful.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed 100%
I mean, with such scintillating lyrics like “Don’t be so quick to walk away, I wanna rock your body, please stay” nobody can doubt this mans integrity and dedication to powerful, life altering lyrics.
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
He's like the Rembrant of Pop
I actually grew a fro and pretended to be black because of him.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Inheriting the throne. Yall kneel and kiss the pinky ring.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
i hate your face
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't stand the motherfucker.
But El-P is one of my favorite hip hop producers. So I naturally had to give it a listen when he was like “I hate this kid so much I’m going to remix his shit.”
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Beiber
is like if God had a more perfect tiny lesbian version of himself. He’s like an angelic little golden boy with a voice that could make a grown man wet.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
And light-skinned chicks, evidently.
I saw this kid at awards shows hugged up with Minaj, the Bajan Fivehead, and other assorted R&B hoes. If he’s getting it in, I can’t knock his hustle too much. He’s still bitch made though. Your explanation of his character is perfect.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Obviuosly he's not
It some fake idea the have to pretend is real.
Grown women think he’s a gay little kid.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Gay little kids think he’s a grown woman.
http://www.instrength.com
by Tim Burke on Sep 25, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That was beautiful.
I just cried.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Gay women think he’s an androgynous butch.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Androgynous bitches
think he’s a transexual preteen.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Transexual preteens
question his identity.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bipolar prostitutes
question his morals.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this before or after
he tells them that they’re gonna need to dress up like Urrrrsher?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
What happened to Usher?
OMG, more like WTF.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Son he married some old bitch
Divorced said old bitch. He’s chilling now. He ain’t even gotta music no more. He fucked Naomi Campbell.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Tehn why is he making terrible pop music
instead of great RnB?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I want answers, Dutchbaby!
I WANT ANSWERS!
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
White people buy terrible pop music.
He’s blowing money fast, fucking up his unborn children’s college money, just generally chilling. I reiterate – he hit off Naomi Campbell.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a manager for a music store
in the black area of Jersey City. Our best selling CD of the decade by a WIDE margin is Usher – Confessions
http://mixedmartialartsblogger.wordpress.com/
by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
LIke that list matters
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
wandfc Have respect or lose your teeth t-shirts coming soon.
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yo seriously?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
oh shit!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Although it's obviously not him
Real Wand would have tweeted “respect teeth shirts soon coming in city times” or something equally ridiculous.
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by Tim Burke on Sep 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I realize it’s his gym, I mean it’s not really Wanderlei Silva typing out the tweets, it’s a rep of his, because he’d butcher the english if it was him.
You know who does his own tweets? Vitor Belfort. I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about most of the time. And those are the english ones.
http://www.instrength.com
Wanderlei's tweets are awesome
Good trainings in Mondays, Shogun P4P is world best I take him on fight with Fedor.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Ozzie's the man
him and Wanderlei should host a morning radio show.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Did Ozzie just threaten to stab Chael Sonnen?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
@ozzieguillen: I am stab these man en his trout.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done
its really hard to pull off a realistic bad english tweet.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
They should have toothless douche on it
Got respect?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
nah...that's too little kid.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Been sitting on that one for a while eh?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
the boy's got wit.
Let’s be honest, Kim. He’s right, you do smell like feet.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
holy fuck
lately my post have been eaten by the internet or something.
Its only posting half of my shit. Really killing my comedy.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
What it is, Night Crew?
Crossing my fingers for a Voice shout-out. I’m not consuming this chili and beer for nothing, Schiavello!
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
I may actually shit a squirrel tomorrow.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I could make fo mo bags of that if you need me to, sir
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sup night crew
I won’t stay for the whole event but at least I’ll be here before everyone goes to war with their sleep
that is the best part though
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
So who do you guys think looked good or rough from the weigh-ins today?
I think Mir looked great. Not too bulky like the last couple fights, more comfortable and streamlined.
Dunham, meanwhile, looked emaciated. His chest was damn-near caved in, and it wasn’t just because he was standing next to Sherk.
Dunham looked a little Sotiropolousy
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe, it could have been voluntary. It was weird though, there were multiple tweets saying he woke up at 205 this morning. Why get an IV if you didn’t sweat anything out?
http://www.instrength.com
too lazy to lift a waterbottle?
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Or a great psyche out
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Bader caught the LACTIC ACIDOSIS!
He’s got it and he’s got it hard.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Reporting in with a 30 pack
need to save some for Sunday though.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
I'm finishing my 18 of Bud Light
Then switching to Four Loko.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
wuswut?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh issawesome. 12% boose, with a buncha energy drink shit in it.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
So jealous.
I forgot to grab energy drinks tonight. It’s gonna be a loooong night.
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Yeah this is my usual...I may duck out early though...got big plans tomorrow.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Bigger than Saku/Mayhem? If they don’t involve a vagina, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.
http://www.instrength.com
I'm setting my studio up tomorrow and getting shit out of storage...all my records and turn tables.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe during intermission.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
All wake my girl up
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m going to have to turn my back on you.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I dj and have my records and stuff in storage...so I'm setting it up tomorrow
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a dj...so nothing except the 1s and 2s.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
cept boozier
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Imagine everything terrible about Sparks
concentrated times 10 in a 24 oz can.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, bro.
Engaged. Had you told me sooner…. I guess we’ll never know.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Those drinks sound amazing. I just looked them up on the net, and the urban dictionary description ruled -
Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small amount of cocaine.
http://www.instrength.com
There's a bar by my house
that only sells them to go.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
HA! Awesome. I’m legitimately planning a trip right now to go to Washington tomorrow and try these things.
http://www.instrength.com
Be careful what you wish for.
Last time I drank a fourloko I slapped somebody with a weed plant.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Enjoy them while you can like all good things they go away, 4 Loko is insane
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
We got that stuff here.
not bad.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
the wife likes kokanee
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
bartles & jaymes fuzzy navels
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You going hardcore tonight?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I saw your nuts roll by
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Sep 25, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fetch a wheelbarrow and bring them shits back
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You shit on your balls?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
thank you
i had been trying to figure out where that was familiar from
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Nuh uh. You chase after your own llevos. thankyoverymuch.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Running to the store for supplies, no worries the gf is driving
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Musta pissed her off something fierce.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Would not be surprised
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
that shit is awesome
you still do all the crazy shit you normally do while drunk, except you do it well and are more alert of it.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
A couple NYEs ago
i had a handle and 12 monsters for pregaming with like 5 other people
well we were running behind and were like an hour from downtown where we were. so i came up with this genius game for speed drinking
each person has two dice
you both roll
person with the lower number has to drink their drink for that amount of time (we had straws)
immediately move on to the next person
finished the handle in 20 minutes
I punched a hole through a wall boxing with someone
good times.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I like playing war for drinks
with the difference between the 2 cards being the amount of seconds. that’ll fuck you up.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Gackt was cool but Klaha is awesome
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I'll be honest
i’m straight scared. like a bitch.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
What broke the time-space fabric and produced this shit?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not really scared
i’m just faking weakness so as to appear more human.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Word.
I was mostly referring to the video though man. They were doing some rock n roll shit but in colonial attire. I’m fucking confused.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Weclome to Visual Kai
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
If the Burning Man was in Japan?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe they want to piss God off?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
"hey, Moses.
grab Jesus and come check this shit out."
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Psalm 14:2
The Lord looks down from heaven on the children of man, to see if there are any who understand what the fuck is going on.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nay
said the masses.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
okay night Crew im on board for at least the first two fights.
idk after that.
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
First nightcrew in a while without music
What the fuck guys?
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White Stripes, yeah still
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
i tried but i got sharted on
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
This is why I need Fake Emcee here
He posts music.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
thats open for debate
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
RESPECT WAKKA FLOCKA FLAME
or die.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_drEFOaPaK8
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Scroll up.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
The CD has been out for a while
but I just got it a few days ago after hearing tell me how great it was. It was almost a life changing event.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
GF is watching Say Yes To The Dress and one of the brides looks like Ben Stillers woman teammate in Dodgeball
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Need to fix that movie taste son
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I never claimed it was good. It just happened
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Just hatin dont mind me
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
picked up Haterade at the store eh?
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
RBJ denied, something about “Not when I’M driving!”
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
NYHC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_BxKBu7tqw
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
If I’m going to make it to the end of this card, I’m going to have to do it gonzo style. Unfortunately, the array of substances I have at my disposal is less than impressive.
Como what?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Dave Chapelle?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Sir Smoke-a-lot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsYEHTyLbeE
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
doctor says i need a backiotomy….
but no, not sir smokalot. steven baldwin, maguyver smoker:
www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology
oh yea, that's me.
I can make a bong out of anything. Didn’t realize that was Steven Baldwin though.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
I didn’t laugh much during that movie so might be why I don’t remember
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
So I made a pact to stop drinking by myself a few weeks ago
but if I’m with the Night Crew I’m not technically alone. lets get drunk!!!
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT reply actions
I got warned for saying "you're gay if you don't watch this"
Did you click the video? I wasn’t meaning to be offensive. It’s ironic as the video is a music video for a band with a homosexual gimmick.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
just going to reply to this again if it wasn’t noticed by dem writers beforehand.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:54 AM EDT up reply actions
well just got in from bar louie and the fire pit. Im up on jager and red bull. Im hopeing i dont fall a sleep during the intermission like normal.
I’m way more pumped for this that the ufc in what 20 hours.
Im making some cookies kids.
i didn’t even realize bar louie was a chain
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Iwrestledabearonce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrFTR9fucr8
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
I'm gonna say what everyone's thinking
I don’t think those guys have the musculature or the tenacity necessary to grapple an Ursuline
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
i ate ice cream with mewithoutyou… they’re not that great though.
also opened for Bright Calm Blue (and a host of other bands) and some of hte people in Russian Circles bought beer for me at a house show when I was like 15
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
also the lead singer of mewithoutyou was sort of crazy
he was showing people pictures of his ex-girlfriend and generally acting odd.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
never heard of them
what kind of music do they play?
that whole emotional hardcore thing
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
it is your first JMMA event
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
you are quite the optimist tonight
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Some of my favorite fight cards are the ones where the Headliner can change at any moment
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Who invited this guy?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Let me be the first to uninvite him.
go away! We don’t take kindly to your kind around here.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoa
We don’t take kindly to those who don’t be taking kindly round these parts
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
calm down Skeeter he aint hurtin nobody
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
He took my jub!
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you trying to gay bash me?
That’s low, even for a person named ‘Barack’.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
if mir has brock leg on his wall
what part of mir does brock have on his ?
Frank’s sanity
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
His heart,soul, dignity, etc.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Gingerized
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
No worries professor, where is Doc?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
backpakcers!
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Or some clips of guys with three balls oh wait
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
My girl's one of them
so she gets a kick out it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
You hooked up with Tokyo Rose?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you think he still pretends to be surprised?
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
everytime
I owe him that much.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Kayfabe that Nate would be proud of
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Even Luke Thomas would mark out.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant Black Nate on MLK and Rodney
you know that dude slingin rock.
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
You leave my family out of this, Brarack!
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You tell him I don’t appreciate that double cut shit
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
He has family to feed
and a habit of his own.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
yes to both
He is a Oriental gem, shiny bright as the rising sun.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think Oriental is the prefered nomenclature, Dude.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
These aren’t the dudes who built the fucking railroads, Beer Monster, they peed on his fucking rug.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
it tied the room together.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Open the window
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but then who would I eat Chunky Monkey with when Chelsea Lately is on?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
You really have to ask?!?!?!
:’-(
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
::::opens window::::: run along old friend…
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you guys saying you like Chelsea lately?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you saying you don't?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
i'm screaming it.
ARRRGGHHH.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
that looks like me
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
You wanna hook up?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Going for the overweight blonde huh? Typical.
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
That was good
I really do.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
My boy Reg broke this broad off for thousands. She was a welterweight and 4’ 8"
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
A little big , but still nice.
That’s what I like to hear. Keep pimpin alive.
Don’t get me wrong. I like em all. But if she’s thick and cute, its on like donkey kong.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Thicka than a snicka
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions
bitches don't know bout my cat search skills
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Her husband on the right looks confused like her can’t tell if he’s in a fold or not
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
seriously though,
Am I the only one who despises that bitch?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The monkey?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
She resembles her.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
email a homie
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
and by trash can lid you mean “as long as nobody found out” right?
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I've done a lot of shameful, regretful, bad things in my day
but I wouldn’t even let that two bit lounge lizard drain my balls with her lips.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Hunt really did trim down for his fight.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
1st movement of beethoven’s 3rd piano concerto.
doubt i’ll get takers. but you don’t know what you’re missing.
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I See HDNet is still one step down from Drunk Chicks and Kettle Drums.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Whoa is it 1999?
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
cool masks bros
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions
I hope so
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
La Parka
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Cibernetico
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
And You Get A Lucha Mask! And You Get A Lucha Mask! You All Get Lucha Masks!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Actually, as a CHIKARA fan, I want Frightmare.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
mayhem kept talking about it yesterday
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/9/23/1707376/dream-16-pre-fight-interviews-jason-mayhem-miller
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yeah no shit screw that dude who does the sunday night radio show on here that talks all the shit about Japanese mma
So did they ever explain the masks?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Saku wears masks
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
So we still have another hour and a half before the 1st fight.
I’m taking a smoke break.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
no you do not
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
2000% Rudo
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Where are all the japanese people?
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Hiding from The Farns
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering this too...
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions
BAH GAWD KING
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:12 AM EDT reply actions
Did they just boo Shimada?!
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He's Mr. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, son
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howdy partner
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions
is yours lagging
that happened like 5 minutes ago
A work
Schiavello took Trigg’s hanky and wiped his nose, while wearing the mask mind you. Trigg then stood up and slugged him. 2 seconds later, they’re introducing the ringside notables.
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I want this band to play my wedding.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:14 AM EDT reply actions
Was thinking this as well
They have to wear these outfits too
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i want the announcer lady to announce me and the GF as man and wife at the wedding
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I want her to do the entire ceremony
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Good morning good folks of the BE morning team. I live in Jersey. I hope some of you have had the pleasure of going to Japan for a card. It is worth your while. Rip me if you’d like – I don’t care, but if Minowa is always going to be put into “freak show” fights, why not – since y’all know what he’s good at – give him Aoki? I don’t believe that to be a crazy fight……..rip me for the thought if you’d like, but if you do – why am I so crazy?
by thebookofrob on Sep 25, 2010 2:16 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
NEW JEEEEEERSEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Motherf—kin right. Jersey is home. Blue belt @ RABJJ (soon to test for purple, I hope) – so obviously I’m a fan of cacharrao, Frankie, Dante Rivera, Chris Ligouri, Re nzo Gracie Combat Team, Matt Serra, The AMA clan, Eddie Alvarez, etc. Everyone who trains has their home team. No that last sentence wasn’t meant to be elitist, just everyone has their “team” – that’s mine.
by thebookofrob on Sep 25, 2010 2:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not crazy, it’s just that Minowa’s gimmick has always been giant killer. That’s why they do it that way.
http://www.instrength.com
Now his new shtick could be
Murders little kids!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright. I buy that he’s a “giant killer” and that is absolutely true – but he’s the “superhulk” champ, meaning “master of ALL weights” LOL, but seriously, would “you all” not find it interesting either way if DREAM made Minowa x Aoki? I would think it would be a better fight than Minowa x Ishii considering he (ishii) isn’t a MMA fighter but a judoka. (Yes, Ishii has been training MMA, but the team following a DREAM card aren’t “casual fans”, and I’d like to think that you all think that Ishii isn’t ready yet, and will in fact lose to Minowaman.)
I may be wrong – this is my first DREAM card following along with you guys – please I’d like to know if there is any “etiquette” that’s involved.
by thebookofrob on Sep 25, 2010 2:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s no getting bombarded with CLICK CLICK BOOOOM BRING THE PAIN
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:16 AM EDT reply actions
YES...YES IT IS
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I beat you to this revelation. But yes. This incredible thing is being drum to by TK.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
This intro is fucking amazing overall.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:17 AM EDT reply actions
Aoki double finger in nose FTW
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:17 AM EDT reply actions
Joygasm with sticky pants
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Love the opening...
UFC need to do something like this.
I wanna see Carwin do the Mayhem entrance with the girls and choreography
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the fact that it’s in japan makes it so cool.
If it was done here it would just seem awkward.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
But with convicts fighting lions
and gladitorial shit going on with rings of fire everywhere.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
wiiiiickkkeeeee
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT reply actions
Aoki said he's having a baby
if its a boy, he’ll name him ‘bone snap-snap’, if its a girl ill cherish her.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT reply actions
him and mega megu shoulda hooked up
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Japanese for child with awkward brown hair and dolphin teeth.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
cruel
even for you.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
That was kind of harsh, wasn't it?
I’m an asshole. Why do people put up with me?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
an ungodly ruthless child would spawn
breaking the bones of any child brave enough to enter the sand box.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
The teachers wouldn't even try to stop
what if he gets ahold of me?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
in the video just now
my girl translated.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Mr. Japanese fiancee over here.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I never get the goosebumps from the UFC anymore. Lenne Hardt never fails to give me the goosebumps.
http://www.instrength.com
Is the Japanese announcer the one from PRIDE with the mohawk and sunglasses?
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions
I see Ishi is following Ogawa.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Totally off subject. New UFC Girl

BRING BACK NATASHA, LOGAN, AND RACHELLE!!!!!!!!
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Not terrible but yo is she sparkly or something?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Onna dem Twilight Vampires or somethin'
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@deowade
no bueno
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm fine with her
as she is fine.
c wut i did?
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd like one of every race
or just one with a thick ass would be okay too.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
i would hit it.
but that isn’t saying much
Anyone else got Aurelio?
I get the feeling his BJJ top game is gonna prevent Aoki from doing a hell of a lot. Probably wrong but that’s the feeling I get.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions
I put a lil bit on him at +265. Aoki ain’t finishing him and he’s gonna have problems controlling him.
http://www.instrength.com
Good fight for Aoki as far as him fighting guys who aren’t top 30 lightweights go I suppose.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Bad fight for Aoki imo.
Aurelio is tougher than his record indicates and is a bad style match-up for Aoki. Aoki wins then he was supposed to, loses and he’s a failure who lost to a UFC washout.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
they're a plague on the Earth.
I ask god every night what we did to deserve them.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Seriously...wut?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't try and trick me gypsy I serious
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 25, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I will look upon your treasures gypsy, is this understood?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Yeah, like Gorgeous George.
Falls over just as easy too.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
All gypsies are not created equally
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@deowade
Not if you're a gypsy remover worth your salt.
Romani, Pikey, or new age hippy, Thompson’ll clear em out.
Mike Schev is starting to suck unfortunately.
And Frank Trigg just bugs the hell outta me, fire him please.
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
mooseknuckle!!!
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I guess Gypsy remover is better than Jew hunter,
kinda?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 2:31 AM EDT reply actions
He's beaten some people in his career.
I’m Ron Burgundy?
It’s like underwater muay thai.
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by Tim Burke on Sep 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
DON'T YOU FUCKING GIVE ART DAVIE ANY IDEAS.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Todd Marinovich likes the cut of your jib.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
you can always count on thompson to look like he’s out on his feet at least 9 times per fight
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weakest knees i’ve ever seen
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:34 AM EDT reply actions
Deez dudes got a bad case of the Carwins right now
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
the scientific name is “i tired”
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
still no mustard on any of those strikes. or any other condiment
lolo
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:35 AM EDT reply actions
cholula
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Can someone give James some strawberries with that poundake?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Good god Thompson paws more than a lonely cat on Christmas
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
he's my friend's favorite fighter.
just because I borrowed him my ps2 and my games and he’s been using him in the pride game
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As far as terrible fights go, this is a great one. EVENLY MATCHED. ACTION.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 2:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Frank Trigg = Not a James Thompson fan.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Everyone outside of Thompson’s family = Not a James Thompson fan.
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by Tim Burke on Sep 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That include the 80% of his relations who won’t admit to being family?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think James Thompson is even a James Thompson fan. There’s no other reason to explain why he’s still fighting.
by rabrown on Sep 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pudz style hammerfists
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
James is going for the shot like William is trying to see the sailboat.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Sep 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Yo this is so bad
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You're an unappreciative fuck.
YOU ENJOY THESE FREE FIGHTS.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
EXCEPT DINOSAURS!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions
TUF 1 cast members had better fight shorts than Thompson
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
inb4 draw
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I get this feeling I’m going to be right about this.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
10-9 Megatubby.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
wtf is trigg talking about?
he doesn’t understand the technical nuances of a james thompson fight
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I somehow like this fight better
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
HEAVYWEIGHTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
Fight of the Year!
/opposite day
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Trigg is so goddamn irritating.
You can tell that he hates Thompson/this fight and so all of his commentary is centered around acting like a huge dick about this fight. Schiavello isn’t much better but Trigg is terrible.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT reply actions
he knows how bad they are
and well… so do we
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Still, unbiased commentary. Not that hard to be just a little professional.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions
seriously. a bit of frank mir as far as his voice goes
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions
thompson is almost in the zone. give him a couple more minutes.
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this is surprisingly not bad
for bottom tier heavyweights. 12 minutes in and they aren’t dead.
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:43 AM EDT reply actions
I was just thinking this.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Carwin gets a lot of shit for that. But throwing 934834938493849839434 punches in 5 minutes will tire anyone.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
you need muscle for that
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1 MORE ROUND! 1 MORE ROUND! 1 MORE ROUND!
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Frank Trigg with the “Japanese people like heavyweights because they are small people” beats “This sometimes happens in MMA” as my favorite terrible statement during color commentary of a fight.
he really said that and i missed it?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
He said that they really like heavyweights like Bob Sapp and push them because none of them are very big.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
mmmkay
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it was more “It’s just the culture here that there aren’t very many big guys”.
How culture has to do with the growth of Japanese males…I’m not entirely…
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
lol thompson couldn't even stand
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions
Just realized Kawaguchi is the guy who lost by decision to Pudz
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions
"Thompson sucks so much ass, Megaton champ is just waiting to strike
…as he gets mounted."
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions
As opposed to really good gay porn?
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by Rich Hansen on Sep 25, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BE Night Crew!!!! Events are so much better when watched with you skeezers, skig skags and scallywhops.
If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.
360Gamertag:Flipadelph1a
japanese judges 1, james thompson 0
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:49 AM EDT reply actions
Yo yo yo.
Checking in to the night crew. I don’t know the secret password though.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
tonight's password is
BAD JUDGING
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
No it's not
The password is: New England Clam Chowder
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh....the white?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions
NY = Red, NE = White
Don Frye Chowder = Red White and Blue
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
the red or the white?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
lolol
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
There are only 2 rounds.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Japan has a 10 minute first round and a 5 minute second
that is all
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Its all good if Jager is involved.
I’ve done some stupid shit while drinking jager
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
don’t get embarrassed dude. we all say stupid things. keep postan.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Guys, Thompson got killed in the first round.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:50 AM EDT reply actions
meh. kawaguchi took the first 5 minutes, 2nd 5 minutes were a draw, 3rd 5 minutes all thompson.
draw if you look at it that way. but in the pride style of judging the entirety of the fight, thompson clearing took over and ‘won’ by the end.
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If you go by PRIDE judging
Kawaguchi did almost all of the damage. Every time he touched Thompson he wobbled him – that counts more than getting mount and doing jack with it.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha
we’re awesome
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
comments =/= page views and interest
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Good evening/morning ladies and gentlemen
I’m a bit late to the party but glad to join. i missed the 1st, so is this a bad call for Kawaguchi or something?
You didn't miss much.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Coulda gone either way. Neither guy should be proud.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Bad fight in general.
Judges were trying to petition to make Trigg the loser of that fight. Trigg protested and they decided to just make the Night Crew the losers instead.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Is wicky gonna spend the next 15 on his back?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Wiky FTW
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
acid is always the drug of choice imo
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions
It's specially formulated by doctors to get you high.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
must be breast cancer awareness month OH FUCK OFF COLDPLAY!!!!
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
now i'm asleep
fuck
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude, your boyfriend probably lied to you.
I doubt he actually slept with Deo.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Mooj was the only good part of that movie
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Weren’t you the same one talking about that outsourced show and actin like you aint into indian bitches? i’m outing you man. you got uh, krishna oversalting food fever.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
That thing I did with your mom disproves your joke.
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Opposite Aoki
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Coldplay ripping off Stevie Vai FTL
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Yea baby Ishida pulling out the Coldplay
Very cool song.
I'm so indie
that I didn’t even know this was Coldplay
wait, this isn’t that Cro Cop thread?
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:57 AM EDT reply actions
Minowa should be facing Giant Silva. Ishii is going to mop the floor with him. Anyone remember how awkward Minowa was after the Rampage beating? That makes me laugh everytime
by Mr Pulla on Sep 25, 2010 2:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Matt Hume, cornering Ishida, will also judge. Awesome.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 2:58 AM EDT reply actions
lolwutpear.jpg
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions
if shine could of only hire thoose guys to stand outside of their ring
maybe there real expensive
Trigg is a seer
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Frankstradamus
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
nice sweep
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:01 AM EDT reply actions
is anyone taking a drink evertime he says “orbital bone”? i so ill call the amber lamps for you
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
I'm drinking a whole can everytime
but i’m ahead of him by a few
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions
PABSTBLUERIBBONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!111
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
wandfc:
My guys fighting very well tonight i so proud about my tean. Thanks guys
Now THAT’s a legit Wandy tweet.
http://www.instrength.com
he learned english from ozzie guillen
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
NICE balance from wicky
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:03 AM EDT reply actions
Hey Jerks...Natasha Wicks is too tired to dance tonight...and looks like this

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 25, 2010 3:04 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
boing
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
fapfapfap
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
This chick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUMoGObuHtU&has_verified=1
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
She is a shameless whore.
me likes.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bitch's nostrils are uneven
She ain’t got much going for her.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions
She's got her father's shame and contempt.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
no butt acne, please
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Cigarette Butt
Get it? Get it? Cigarette Butt? Eh…eh?
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@deowade
ew ew ew ew
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww dude
I was fucking eating chocolate chip cookies when you did that. What the fuck man.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I must be the gay
Cause she just don’t do it for me. I’d rather look at Arianny in a sweat suit.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions
How can you see Natasha's thigh?
Oh, you mean Wicky…I gotcha.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
LOL @ trigg
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:06 AM EDT reply actions
came for this. am disappoint.

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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:08 AM EDT reply actions
nope
blazblue and tekken though
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
speaking of offtopic and about video games
world of mixed martial arts 3 comes out at the end of the year. there’s a development blog at the website. seems much improved. It’s an mma simulation game
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Monster Hunter Tri
thats the game , my friend.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions
hmm… control for ishida vs strikes for wicky…
i think i have to give it to wicky. he wailed on ishida.
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he was just reading everyone’s mind
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
All Ishida has to do is make Wicky hit himself
And it’s a sibling fight.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
c'mon wicky
finish the aggresivmeter!
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:15 AM EDT reply actions
i lean wicky, but it’s basically a draw. should be more draws in mma.
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Wicky on Damage and reversals
I picked Ishida via 15 minutes wrestle fest, but Wikcy has good TDD
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
fuck it
I got wicky
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:15 AM EDT reply actions
Ishida might win but Wicky comes out of this looking like the far better fighter.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions
Really?
Difficult to strike with a guy that’s constantly looking to hug you to death, but Wicky didn’t let Ishida get any sort of dominant position for more than a few seconds. Had trouble breaking the grip and didn’t strike enough when at range but displayed some of the best ability to get up from a takedown I’ve seen in awhile. Did big damage at the end too.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s precisely the thing. Ishida was a top lightweight once. Wicky is 2-3 in his prior 5 and none of those fights are against top dudes. Abel Cullum isn’t even a featherweight. So to barely get by a nonranked featherweight for Ishida and do nothing in the fight but shoot doubles? He looks bad. Wicky didn’t really do anything, so he doesn’t look good either.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
TKOing Tokoro is no joke.
I don’t know man, Ishida looked like the Lentz to Wicky’s Winner. I think Wicky comes out of this looking like he has potential in the future with his counter-grappling and athleticism. Ishida looked mediocre though.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s the thing though. Andre Winner isn’t really a great fighter or anything either. Tokoro being KOed in two of his last three fights is probably a result of being in a billion wars. I don’t see either guy making noise off this performance. What was the great improvement seen here with Wicky? Or with Ishida?
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to see this figh t in a cage
Wicky coulda wall walked out of most of those takedowns.
Mighta helped Ishida stay in control, by eleminating the restarts.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Ishida inflicted no damage.
I’ll go with Wicky
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
they call that the Lentz.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
japan 2, fighters 0
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:17 AM EDT reply actions
Interesting. In North America that’s an Ishida win, but I thought Wicky would get it there.
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Maybe. I don’t think so though. Advancing is as important as dropping shots.
http://www.instrength.com
And eventually you need to actually land shots.
I’m sorry, but he really did nothing at all. You eventually need to mount an offense that isn’t just holding onto a guy.
Meanwhile, James Thompson is backstage wondering that mentality was for his fight.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions
wondering WHERE that mentality was for his fight.*
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions
we just watched wrestling at it's finest
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:18 AM EDT reply actions
RIP Lynn Strait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8mMbQBwlOg
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
wow that was quite a wrestling match.
now when does the ishida/wicky fight start?
zing!
by Discman2 on Sep 25, 2010 3:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
My question is...
Does Everlast drop the guitar, have the boys from La Coka Nostra come out and start rapping about cocaine and shooting people?
remember when Dana White was like WIN A UFC PARTY WITH EVERLAST, but it was last year? I wonder what happened to that dude that won. I bet Everlast ended up crashing at his house for a month and bailed before he had to pay rent.
by VirtualBalboa on Sep 25, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Everlast is financially responsible!
Don’t drag his name through the mud.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Back up off the mic homie
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by Damon O. on Sep 25, 2010 3:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Turn my headphones up!
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate skits on hip hop albums
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
The Lion vs. Mr 2% LowFat
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I see I haven't missed much
but wtf is this awfulness?
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
that was the best entrance troll ever
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:24 AM EDT reply actions
I actually don't mind the new Eminem that much
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:24 AM EDT reply actions
How dare you?
Just cause he rap with rihanna the former rude girl, former goth, former glam model.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
The Japanese have no idea what context is.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
I’m going to use that to my full advantage when I go next month.
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@deowade
Have fun. Eat well.
i still haven’t been there. My girl goes every year or so.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
give me some DJ Krush
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Sep 25, 2010 3:25 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Man, went to a show of his but skipped the openers
because they were just some substandard local shit. and it was sold out when we got there, so we all spent our ticket money on dro and 40s and listened to that shit all night
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
MUCH better entrance
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:25 AM EDT reply actions
I hope Miyata suplexes him through the ring for that bullshit…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Damn. Oneupped like a mofo.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
best entrance music evr
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Only the shin?
I was thinking balls
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
What..... over already?
barely 6 minutes.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:26 AM EDT reply actions
2001 Eminem never would of done a song with Rihanna
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Yeah, his point stands.
She was in R. Kelly territory then.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions
He woulda wifed her.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions
R. kelly anyone?
too soon?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
At least they were real artists
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions
yea, but those were actually good songs.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Sampling eye of the Tiger is sacrilege
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
It’s like 2010, everything’s been remixed and mashed up 8000 times.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HoC5G9QsQ
just to make you happy, there’s the full song
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions
liking the coordination
between takeshi’s shorts and hair.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions
The Pee Pee Dance
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
In a worked fight, that considered orthodox
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
AND THE VOICE GOES INSANE
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:32 AM EDT reply actions
Yes!!!!1
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
oh shit!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Wasn't that an old school WWF finisher?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:33 AM EDT reply actions
eddie guerrero would be proud
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:33 AM EDT reply actions
Somewhere Chris Benoit is…wait, no he’s just rotting in hell.
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by Tim Burke on Sep 25, 2010 3:33 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Truth. I was trying to figure out what angle to take with Benoit here.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
For what?
A little gun play?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
comment of the night
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions
schiavello's epic snooter probably makes him unwelcome at coke parties
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
impressive that the finishing on takeshi’s shorts is still on there.
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lol almost pulled mount a la cyborg
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:34 AM EDT reply actions
C'mon give it to me.
Hmmm, frank?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:35 AM EDT reply actions
Trigg is fapping at the thought of more suplexes
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:36 AM EDT reply actions
grape juice i assume
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
lot's of suplexing going on?
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by Snatchl on Sep 25, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere Anthony macias is shuttering in pain from that.
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LOL at this tangent
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions
Guy Mezger will do it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions
I'm gonna need a good performance outta Dollaway and Bader
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
secret japanese ball massage techniques
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions
His berries got jangled son
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Can we get a shout-out Schiavello?
I mean damn
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start knocking girls up during minowamans fights dude
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions
And destroy the Earth No thank you.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I finger banged an old woman
during a Jake SHields fight.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I take it you were copying his technique
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions
No
She wanted it rough.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not related to Jake Shields.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
wait
you mean Nana, don’t you?
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Well you were dead on this time.
my G-ma’s a fox.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I should have said silver fox.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions
and thank you
i’m flattered, but I don’t like no goofs.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions
If he can't deal with that he has no future in MMA
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:40 AM EDT reply actions
Mezger'sdone some "things" to him.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Miguel Torres
you can take the boy out of east chicago, etc.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:40 AM EDT reply actions
he really gives no fucks at all
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions
in this case, I think it means the Lion sucks
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Focus, Goddammit, we’re going into the stretch run.
by BVandDietPepsi on Sep 25, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
i need a blonde mohawk with bangs
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I’m going to need cigarettes after the next fight. maybe after this one
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
this is some quality wrestlefucking
glad to see it catching on everywhere
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:44 AM EDT reply actions
OVERHAND RIGHT ON THE ORBITAL BONE OF TAKESHI
For some reason, Takeshi’s orbital bone is located on his temple.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:45 AM EDT reply actions
He's a freak.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the voice wants to rub Little Hercules down between rounds.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:46 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
would anyone be surprised at all if the voice
came out of the closet and said he was gay?
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Slightly more surprised than if he said he was a coke fiend.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 25, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He can quit any time he wants.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Neither would Tom Cruise
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Irene is a dude?
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Sep 25, 2010 3:47 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Eww!
Trigg doesn’t appreciate massive orgasms :P
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
You'd never know, considering his tramp stamp.
That’s usually a sign that someone DOES appreciate massive orgasms.
BE Nightcrew shoutout!
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Bloody Elbow night crew shoutout!
Follow me on twitter @thisredengine
Also please check out SBnation's Red Bulls blog @ www.onceametro.com
Hells yeah.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions
NIGHT CREW!!!
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions
Damnit.
my cable went out
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions
okay it's back
missed the shoutout
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
and we all just came due to shout out
still thatwas pretty awesome
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
MOTHERFUCKING BLOODY ELBOW NIGHT CREW
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
BLAKOW BLAKOW BLAKOW!
PO PO!
“mousasi looks like he just came out of a closet” – frank trigg
www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology
the voice is so awesome
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:51 AM EDT reply actions
the stream crahsed so I missed the shoutout
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
oops
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions
He means his urine
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm drinking alotta beer
so that stream is just fine
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
it crashed onto your toilet seat top because you were too lazy to lift the seat.
don’t lie
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions
just go in the tub
bigger target
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions
The Voice said, “Shout out to Bloody Elbow and the night crew, they always give us a lot of support.”
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
CagesideSeats.com
Follow me on Twitter at GenoMrosko
But in a really awesome way
that will never be duplicated.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions
meeyatah
meeyatah
meeyatah
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 3:51 AM EDT reply actions
There you go

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Sep 25, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
We all get MIyatas
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Even Oprah's audience would be dissappointed.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I was getting sleepy until the Voice spoke to us ;)
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
This
It’s odd, but i’m wide awake now
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
these terrible american commercials are making me tir… wait tits.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions
i was a shot of adrenaline right to my heart
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions
we got to him at the right time :)
Sorry guys I can’t shout out too many of you so please stop asking thanks! half a minute ago via Twitterrific
the voice
Where will he be?
Hopefully in my bed. – the voice
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 3:53 AM EDT reply actions
VICTORY SUPLEX NAO
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:53 AM EDT reply actions
Tokoro looks strong in the beginning but falters like usual. Everyone agree?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
It's gettin late
I’d like to see a decent fight tonight before bed
Jon Jones LHW Champion 2011
Gray and Pray LW Champion 2011
I was going to watch this expecting some dope shit until I realized the “decent” part of the title.
well played
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone who knocks aoki is all right in my book
and on top of that made him cry
!
I think that’s grounds for banning. Rule 6 or something.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
see that's his big mistake
I’m not sure exactly what’s being said, but i’m pretty sure if he spent all his time training with a sword it’s not really gonna come into play this match.
Hideo Tokoro. The living Slice of Life comic book
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
some of my toughest battles ever happened on the shitter
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I got a +1 Dagger for that
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Hey, I missed the first part of the broadcast. Has Kawajiri shown up on the broad cast yet? ;)
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
sjsj

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Sep 25, 2010 3:59 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
shop in rainbow plz
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
make the rainbow arc with the suplex please
as long as you are taking requests
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice one, put it on the 119 live discussion so I have something to be happy about before Cro Cop disappoints me again.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
nice
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck i just blocked it because it slowed down my stream, damn you adblock plus
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Black metal FTW
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
who was that anyways?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck your god or somthing
just know it’s all bad makeup and spikes.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
dimmu borgir
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mention quarts of blood
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Manowar?
That’s what he usually comes out to.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Came out to Angel of Death by Slayer once upon a time.
Just one more reason why Hellboy is the man.
Mayhem said that you are his idol.
Sakuraba: If he means it, he should demonstrate his respect. If he means it, he shouldn't punch me...If he does that during the fight, I'm gonna say "Hey, what you are doing right now is not even close to respecting me!" Then I'lI probably throw him on the judge's table.
by lowellthehammer on Sep 25, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Now this
is a fuckin walkout song
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:01 AM EDT reply actions
Seems to be the trend in alot of DREAM events
Anyone remember Yoshida vs Ishii?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Right on the button! – Joe Rogan
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright
just in time for a stall in action.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
yep
ran and grabbed 2
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck
the new drinking game is finish your beer everytime someone gets nutshotted (nutshat?)
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions
one of these days I'll learn
that spit isn’t a lubricant.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions
nutshat is something entirely different
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions
"I was getting rear naked choked two fights ago. Let's call it even" -Trigg
Haha, at least he’s honest.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
it’s coming… literally
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:06 AM EDT reply actions
LOL
god almighty this is awkward
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:06 AM EDT reply actions
What in the hell are these announcers talking about?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
The eggs are broken, let's make some bread.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
z
Hansen loses 10% of his purse for kicking Tokoro in the coinpurse. Real nice.
http://www.instrength.com
Isn’t Hansen Icelandic or some shit?
Doesn’t 100 dollars buy you a mansion there now? Sucks for him.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:07 AM EDT reply actions
Ah
some homies were talking about having to spend 300+ bucks (us) to go see concerts there.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
doesn’t surprise me. they were talking local cheap underground bands.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Trigg was just talking about Rampage vs Randleman.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Nope :P
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
finally a finish
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:10 AM EDT reply actions
I don't consider that a 'good fight', I just consider that a 'one-sided beatdown'
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
send a card with a bottle of booze. have the card say "tough break get drunk on me. use the bucket to ice your marbles
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Z
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions
He sells part for the every day american
Cause that’s who he is, and that’s who he cares about
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Ha, right when Trigg was critiquing him.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Whoo Awesome win for Hansen
I am so happy that he won like that. Hansen is just so awesome he needed it.
hellboy soften him up with nut shots
but that is best helllboy has loooked since droping down in weight
is hansen in the ea game?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:13 AM EDT reply actions
Good victory.
I’m still a little shocked that Hansen was knocked out in his last fight.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Hellboy. Friend of children
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Oh man, the fight I've been looking forward to the most
Omigawa is such a destroyer.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Haha.
Man, I’d love to see a rematch between these two. They are both hitting new levels in their careers.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
you sexy motherfucker
wtf
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:15 AM EDT reply actions
Omigawa is going to blitz his ass.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
pics us. now.
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Whassup?
A good beginning to the day here in northern Euroland. Wake up, take a shit, eat breakfast, watch Dream 16 and then Hansen wins to top it off!
And more good matches ahead.
Every time champion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztX2y9o4Wx4
Nine Inch Nails yessss
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
What are these japanese bros doing
The new Envy album just leaked. Come out to that.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:20 AM EDT reply actions
Seeing them for the third time next month
hopefully this drunk fat dude is there again to make it entertaining between sets again.

perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Victory ;)
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Perfect Drug
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
The Perfet Drug
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I just heard a mashup of
NIN and Beatles, so good.
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc1JtSpnH5c
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
OMG F The World
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Trigg proven wrong again.
Haha mount
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
LOL
at Frank Trigg’s analysis of Escovedo being in a better spot right before he gets mounted.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:24 AM EDT reply actions
wow
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:25 AM EDT reply actions
Woooo! Straight armlock from guard!
You rarely ever see that!
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
still waiting for those pics
of omigawas woman
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions
(but that shit is still going to sporadically hurt for a few weeks)
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Omigawa
has become another of my favorites, when i’m not confusing him for a tiny minowa
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so what sub is Mir winning with tomorrow night.
I say Darce Choke
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
right, but seriously…..
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i really want you to be right…..
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha Takaya married a ganguro girl!
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Off subject but..
not too much
Did anyone see the new UFC 120 promo?
Very badass! More exciting than usual.
Adam Lawman
Lead Writer, MMAPrime.TV
It seemed alright I guess, but then CLICK CLICK BOOM BRING THE PAIN
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions
STREETFIGHT BANCHO, BITCHES. One of the best Japanese fighter nicknames ever.
http://www.instrength.com
drake
ok
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by Cory Braiterman on Sep 25, 2010 4:32 AM EDT reply actions
Drizzy FTL
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Japanese Pickeleater Rock FTW
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
What is this?
Japanese metal?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Sigh is the shit!
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions
remember when beebe was top 5-10 and shit?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:37 AM EDT reply actions
pdl, checking in late.
Went to some locals tonight, fun stuff. Sorry to miss y’all, Night Crew.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I'm sorry I went to other fights...
but it was (mostly) local amateurs! And I had free tickets/VIP band. How can you turn that shit down?
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
WOOOOOO!
Serious power.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
And Beebe eats a brick
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
That first punch on the ground was fucking brutal as fuck.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:39 AM EDT reply actions
They call that a 'power dribble'.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions

I hope to see much of this from that this year.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions
much of that from this this year.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions
That took forever....
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 4:39 AM EDT reply actions
You continue until the ref throws you off.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
beat me to it
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Change from a title fight quickly? Everyone knew Bibiano wasn’t showin up, dude.
http://www.instrength.com
He's got ferrarri's to drive.
I trained with Steven Seagal.
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 25, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Heath Herring hates Bibiano
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by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okami is a godamn behemoth compared to these guys.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
I got a whole case in my fridge.
not sugar free either, I’m going hardcore tonight
Taking more shots then a...
The Voice wasn’t too sure where he wanted to go with that at first.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
This aint no intermission
this is just minowaman’s intro
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:44 AM EDT reply actions
He asked his mom for a Bob Marley poster for Christmas – fingers crossed!
by Chris Nelson on Sep 25, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions
When I was in Athens last year
I saw more Che Guevara merch than ever before in my life. i never figured out why
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions
sad isnt it
A man who spent his whole life fighing of western world politics ends up being a t shirt icon that community college smucks wear to seem hip. I guess you cant fight the machine.
They need to put the masks back on.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
anywyas
how long do these last? I’m down to one more cig. and i’m still feeling lazy.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:45 AM EDT reply actions
fuck
*anyways. this binge drinking is starting to take effect.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions
speaking of binge drinking
what happened to thisredengine?
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Please, don’t invoke its name or it will appear.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 25, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions
He lost a drinking contest.
To me. He’s figuring out what to do with his life now. It’s like the Olympics episode of Futurama where Bender realizes he’s not even the best at doing what he was built to do.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Didn’t Bender end up having a sex change after that so that he could be the best in the female competitions? Are you saying he’s having a sex change now?
I'm not sayin' nothing,
but if he did get that operation, he wouldn’t need to keep up with me and could order a Fuzzy Navel without feeling ridiculous.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
You got about 2 hours.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
no shit
i aint start this shit on purpose. i bought a pack the hour i turned 18 because i could and then bought my next pack 2 weeks later, next pack 1 week later, next pack a few days later… shit i should be a spokesthing for those dont do cigarettes comercials.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Celebratory dance
Take us home Takaya!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF1vGXiZOoo
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Garenteed to wake you guys up
Vader McFly certified
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Well it's 9.46 in the morning here in blighty
Time for Bagels and Coffee
HOLY SHIT @ TAKAYA
The card is becoming awesome, and Minowa hasn’t even come out yet.
i was hoping for girls gone wild during the intermission
mental note email cuban when not so drunk
Alright
i’m going to make the trek to the gas station to buy more bugler, beer in hand, smelling like shit.
wish me luck
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 4:52 AM EDT reply actions
get me
some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ’em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
And get me a soda...
BITCH!
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
by Fake Emcee on Sep 25, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
made it back right quick
homie at the station tried to pull that whole “be back in ten minutes” sign bullshit. I promptly knocked on the window and the doors opened.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Though I'm tired now
fuckin lactic acidosis
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting submitted left and right?
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Just checking something.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
You just pulled some post magic...
where did they go?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I'd tell you
but you’d have to come into the back of my windowless van for me to give you a proper explanation.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
how long is intermission?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
So is anyone else as excited as I am for Eastbiund & Down on Sunday?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
He;s gonna be in Mexico for the next season.
The big tits won’t be there but Stevie will be.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
What did i do during the intermission you didnt ask?
I took care of my sinuses with a teapot up my nose
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
por que?
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
It smelled like embarrassing
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing embarrassing about a runny nose.
I have a sore throat and have been taking shots of Codeine cough medicine.
Kinda like that.
I got carried away with the stuff one day at University and man it was a trip. Crazy body high. I felt like I was floating when I walked.
its to put a stop to chronic sinus infections allegedly
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions
You can get steroid spray that work for that too.
I used them a year or two ago and have had no problems since.
get up youre asleep at the wheel!
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Just got back from 7-11
still going strong… This time I may go ALL THE WAY
Notorious is on TV right now
The actor that plays Tupac looks nothing like Pac.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Is that really the only problem to be had with that movie?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
No, but that bothers me the most
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Finally the fights are starting.
I love minowaman, but Ishii by TKO.
Minowaman is....Hugo Stiglitz
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Minowa R1 via work
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
good morning from indy.. just got here.
"I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean, I lost the fight!"-Kenny Powers
shooter/cutter for AllElbows.com and MMAFighting.com, mma enthusiast
finally some goddamn techno
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:15 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously Michael?
I think you’re the one thats being loudest for this dudes walkout.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
The Voice has a boner right now.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Ishii
has this shit. sad to say.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:20 AM EDT reply actions
I don't
except this time.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions
i feel
that this was a fight to build up ishii after his mediocre start
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:26 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I LOVE THE VOICE SO MUCH
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:23 AM EDT reply actions
makes me not miss Don Frye commentary
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:25 AM EDT up reply actions
what was the one about pride being bought by the ufc?
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Ishi has a lot of options
but not enough experience to know how to finish.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Japanese refs are incredible usually
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:28 AM EDT reply actions
The Voice loves Minowa like Joe Rogan loves Randy
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
The majority of this fight is like watching someone trying to wrestle a slippery pig.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Ishii needs some BJJ in his life
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
seriously its hard to watch someone do so little with dominant positions
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
I'm well on my way to making it!!!
For the first time!
Im gonna make it too! HIGH FIVE
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Was thinking of tapping out from disinterest caused by the last fight
but Aoki next!
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
death fight!
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Interracial bro-bump
Initiate!
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Schiavello's Minowa love is kind of sad now.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Satoshi Ishi = The Rulon Gardner of japan
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
2-1
Does that mean Ishii’s one fight away from a title shot?
looks around
no subo
in the clear
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:39 AM EDT reply actions
someone on the UG beat me to it

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Sep 25, 2010 5:39 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
wow this makes me happy
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:41 AM EDT up reply actions
....

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Sep 25, 2010 5:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
gonna try to do something with this tomorrow instead

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
i love that bear so much
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I smell an upset...
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Since I picked Aoki tonight, you are probably correct.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
my coffee maker better get to work soon.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Ugh
Can we please not let it rock this time?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
HAYAHSUHDSIAIHSSYA
DREAM! SIX. TEEN.
i really need to become more japanese
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:42 AM EDT reply actions
I learned how to speak Japanese solely for PRIDE events.
I’m a little disillusioned by the language now :|
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
Sig bet for Americans?
I bet I stay awake longer than you and we must post in this thread every 5 minutes to prove it. I woke up at 8am and took a nap from 4:30pm-6pm central time. I also have no coffee or energy drinks. but an entire thirty pack.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:43 AM EDT reply actions
disclaimer:
i regularly do shit like this.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s not healthy in fact you may have a serious problem
by MattParker117 on Sep 25, 2010 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I used to regularly do this shit.
I have had a largely sleepless week though. I only slept two hours on Wed night.
FYI, I have been up since 6:30 am Central time with no naps.
I'll bet my country is better than yours
wait, already won ;)
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
bleacher butt like a mofo
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 25, 2010 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I went to the K-1 Dynamite show. 16 fights. My ass was numb for days.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
No long pants = trouble
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
For those talking about sleeping

Suck it up pansies
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
still awake Marvin?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
yessir, had to go move around my satellite dish
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions
it was getting a bit too quiet
thought we all passed out
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Aoki
learned the american way.
wat yellow card?
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:56 AM EDT reply actions
Taxing the foreigners
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
by Snatchl on Sep 25, 2010 5:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I was going to call aoki by tko just to feel cool should it happen
then I saw there were only 5 minutes left.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 5:57 AM EDT reply actions
shit
that’s a shot and i aint even have any hard liquor
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions
has that happened in a fight:? generally speaking.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions
inb4 pro wrestling videos
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Semi-related story. Buddy sold MMA to me by describing Tank Abbot grinding a guy’s face into the fence. Haven’t seen it and so I’m not sure if it’s true. Still watching MMA.
I vaguely remember hearing this from someone a while back too. weird.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't beel too bad
I slept for 5.5 before waking up for this event.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
these fights haven't helped
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
There's just
nothing to really say about this fight.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Watching Mayhem vs. Sakuraba and then I'm done
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
It's a fight that has nothing that I want to see.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
well here’s hoping Mayhem brings the awesomeness with the entrance
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
oh lawd
is dat some dizzee
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:11 AM EDT reply actions
speaking of which
yall should find the chopped and screwed version of roll deep’s “when i’m ere” by radioclit. I havent been able to find it since i first found it.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Hah! Are Radioclit well known now? I know Etienne back in my DJ days.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 25, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
radioclit released some album with someone else i can’t remember and got a shitton of praise.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a strong feeling that
119 is going to kick ass
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
Damn...missed the end of Aoki fight...
Fell asleep but woke up just in time for the Mayhem – Sakuraba fight…
Well that was a whoopin.
Hang em up Saku.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
fucking subject line.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
how does it work?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Wait, was that setup? Did they just pull a fast one on us?
Was that really hard to believe
considering where Saku is in his career?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
I don’t even mean, like, using small words. Miller put on this weird accent, but I don’t think he meant it to be funny.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 25, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Good for Mayhem. I bet him and Sakuraba do get drunk tonight.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
they’ll get wasted and be arrested by japanese police on account of crouching near minowaman’s house making cat noises in a feeble attempt to wake the wrestler.
My firefox crashed. Saw the ending though on my television which conveniently also turned off and left me scrambling.
Is Chrome any better? A few frenz insist it is, but I thought it was too safari-esque
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:24 AM EDT reply actions
Chrome is better, yeah. Chrome > Firefox > Opera > Rest
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
But go with the beta or dev channel release.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Minowa and Saku lost.
Japan is crushed right now.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Mayhem’s exit and entrance are now both longer than the fight individually.
by DirtyML on Sep 25, 2010 6:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
it's getting light out, hurry this shit up.
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
You don’t want to see a Samurai drummer on the beach? Maybe some drum sticks sitting by the surf next to some gloves?
I think that
is a question away from truth and lies.
I feel like I have gotten a second wind and I could stay up for a bit yet but
I am gonna go hop into bed as soon as this ends. I had a terrible time sleeping all week, by the time this ends I will have been up for 23 and a half hours and I have to be up in four hours. It is a nasty combo.
omfg
they are drilling and doing construction on my street
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Sep 25, 2010 6:35 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Still doesn't beat Sexyama coming out to Time to Say Goodnight
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
In my one and only amateur fight, I came out to Polyethylene.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
fuck this shit
i’m watching KSW’s anthems
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
if she really respected the anthem, she would have been nude while singing
by StillUnknown on Sep 25, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I lost my asian fetish a few years black (currently middle-east and black)
but can still agree with this.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 AM EDT up reply actions
slippin like freudian
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:38 AM EDT up reply actions
This is actually really beautiful
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:36 AM EDT reply actions
Have they always done national anthems for Dream?
I don’t remember this ever happening?
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
damn impressive by mousasi.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
what the shitface. I looked away for half a a second
what happened
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
He got RNC'd son
now goodnight sweet princes (I ain’t going to bed yet, but then again I’m a real man).
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Bed? Bed is for pussies.
I’ve got grown ass man work to do now. Damnit.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Gegard Mousasi
body triangles are for bitches
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 6:47 AM EDT reply actions
Congrats to everyone who made it.
See you next time Night Crew.
Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Final words
what is it that drives us to torture ourselves for the sake of this enjoyment? Is it our incessant bloodlust that yet remains unfilled, or perhaps inside of us all are leather mask wearing masochists wanting to be punished for our kinky misdeeds. Whatever the reason it leads us down an unhealthy yet utterly pleasing road. For some they are left in a puddle of regurgitated 4loko, for others it’s the horror of knowing they have work to be done in the near future despite their brains being too fried by the mind bending Japanese promotion known as Dream. All in all it brings brotherhood, it brings dedication, and it brings triumph together into one big orgasm of achievement. To all of you that hang on by your very threads to make this possible I say to you, goodnight and good luck.
P.S. Fake Emcee did the nasty with all your mothers, and if you completely agree then nobody respond to me for five minutes.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Dammit
would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and your pesky foreigner with insomnia.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
I'm working nights and just following along...
out of boredom.
What?
I like Fedor, it’s just his fans that are intolerable...and his management.
and
the sun is up
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 7:26 AM EDT reply actions
Damn
haven’t even updated the play-by-play several hours later. sleepy ass americans
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 7:43 AM EDT reply actions
still here
i miss u guys
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 8:29 AM EDT reply actions
some of yall have to be awake now.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 25, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

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