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'The Ultimate Fighter 12: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck' Live Discussion (Episode 2)

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Join Bloody Elbow every Wednesday night to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 12, featuring UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre and Ultimate Fighter 1 alum Josh Koscheck.

Well, now we know the 14 contestants on the show. But which team will they fight for? We'll find out tonight.

In last week's conference call, the coaches explained their draft strategies. GSP, who admitted to not knowing much about the fighters coming into the show, looked to pick guys he could help the most. Koscheck, meanwhile, claimed to have researched the contestants and sought out guys with heart and a drive to fight.

What else did we find out in episode one? Dana White still loves trying to recapture the magic of season one's "do you want to be a f'ing fighter" speech. Koscheck likes to talk. And GSP can't be bothered to show any sort of emotion. Looks like the beginning of another stellar season. Don't stop now, boys.

Team GSP
1. Michael Johnson
2. Jonathan Brookins
3. Spencer Paige
4. Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres
5. Kyle Watson
6. Cody McKenzie
7. Dane Sayers

Team Koscheck
1. Marc Stevens
2. Sevak Magakian
3. Sako Chivitchian
4. Andy Main
5. Nam Phan
6. Aaron Wilkinson
7. Jeff Lentz

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I hope its gonna be a better episode than last weeks.

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought last weeks episode was pretty good

some great fights to watch.

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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this season look promising, stop being a playa hater for the sake of being a playa hater mikey.

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by The Omaplatapus on Sep 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction

Idz aye strahdayjee

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he always sounds like a record being played backwards

by judonerd on Sep 22, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its such an elementary school strategy hahaha. He is so joyful when he thinks of it too.

by AHutch on Sep 22, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Andrew Main in a Kos shirt.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully GSP does a better job of pretending to be interested this week.

by DirtyML on Sep 22, 2010 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Off Topic

but whats with Forrest’s hobo beard?

by Chris Hall on Sep 22, 2010 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s with Forrest’s hobo everything?

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably too lazy/doesnt care to shave

by DirtyML on Sep 22, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP

Is more cunning than a fox that has just been made professor of cunning at oxford university.

by MattParker117 on Sep 22, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm probably stating the obvious

but this is by far the best TUF season in terms of the assistant coaches

by MattParker117 on Sep 22, 2010 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Throwback

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Chuck’s like, “IT’S A TRAP!”

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"And GSP can't be bothered to show any sort of emotion."

While this actually makes me like GSP more, it makes him a lousy TV personality.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 22, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He really is "just there"

but then was anybody actually expecting anything different before this?

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Is your sig an actual quote or what is that?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean it’s funny

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a qoute from one of my fanposts that barely anybody reads.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I am the most naturally gifted athlete to ever compete in my profession. I am the only unquestioned, undisputed, unchallenged champion, in perhaps the most talented division in my sport. I am the most loved athlete in Canada. I am GSP."

.

“And I’m babysitting a bunch of knuckleheads with some fraggle douchebag because my boss thinks the best way to promote my sport is through reality television? FML.”

That’s what I figured was going through GSP’s head based on the look on his face that entire first episode.

by sBruce24 on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilz should drop to MW

Err… Oh shit. Where am I?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

love seeing chuck fight but hate how this one ends.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that the "button"

when people speak of being hit right on the button? It was like chucks lights just got turned off.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Chuck, but..

his head is now a keyboard.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats hilarious

it looked like there were a few times when Chuck was expecting to be knocked out and was surprised he didn’t go out.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roll Call?

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Here...stuffed with al pastor tacos

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

@thisredengine

Have I seen you over at Joystiq?

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahah

Nah, that’s someone who decided to register my name elsewhere.

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it...my buddy thought it was me for a while...

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that guy is a lot cooler than you though.

I knew you weren’t the same person. He stacks more paper and gets more bitches.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's ridiculous.

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

present

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West

by marta_gallo on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm here nigga

SO WHAT?!

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kos doing his HW.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

GSP is too damn wily…

by ruckus on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that there will be a twist

You pick your team, then they switch coaches.

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

GSP, you sinister bastard

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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He's falling for it?

You gotta be kidding me

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He fell for it...

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was so sure GSP blew it. Not exactly the master of subtlety…

by Mint on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He masks his takedowns with some striking fairly well

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

wow… everything is a chess match for GSP

I think he may make this thing more interesting than people think.

by ruckus on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

awesome

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

...we sure this show isn't scripted?

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

For sure parts of it are scripted.

by GeeDub on Sep 23, 2010 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

well played indeed

just don’t raise the roof anymore GSP

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s already been raised my friend.

I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye

by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh damn

Not in the club. lol

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP has a solid team

but whats with Phan getting picked 11th?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Less than awesome showing at the fights I think

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think roy nelson ..

was middle picked on TUF HW’s as well.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

gsps hand writings like a 4th grader and my grammers like a 5th

by malito3og3 on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It's hilarious how the #1 Pick writing was twice as large as all the rest

why would he need to provide that amount of emphasis for himself? Too funny that it worked though.

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by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was your dinner? Mine was awesome

Tacos al pastor

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I had cheddar wurst and cheetos … pretty sure no picture is needed

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hot and spicy bean curd here.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West

by marta_gallo on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sierra Nevada.

Don’t tell me booze ain’t food.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

You don’t look Asian.

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Sep 24, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody

Know what was going on last week in the season previews when kos grabbed that big black guy by the throat?

by Bloodsport on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

BRAIN WHORE!

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by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF just happened. hilarious

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Respect for Full Metal Jacket impression, too bad he sounded like Kermit.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That genious needs to shave his head

badly

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need to spell genius

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crappy thing is I can already tell this show is going to make me like GSP. I’m a butt hurt Penn fan but I already am liking the guy.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Then your ass is reeling from Frankie Edgar

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

The GSP thing was more about “grease gate” than Penn losing. Anyway, my point is I’ve never like him for a multitude of reasons and from hearing him talk I’m already coming around. His time on the 24/7 show was always the same canned answers … he seems kind of genuine when he sais its not about him but the guys on the show. I respect that.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red vs Yellow

it’s like the Bloods vs the Honeybees.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cormier in the house

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I honestly think Koscheck is going to be an awesome coach.

Won’t look like a nice guy, but a very good coach. That’s my prediction.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Titoesque

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorta.

But meaner and less likeable. Tito was a good guy on the show. I think Kos is going to use negative reinforcement to make these guys push harder, and they will hate him until taping is over then appreciate the way he made them work. I’m wrong all the time though, so what the fuck do I know?

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably how the show ends

considering how much you talk to industry folk

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not have info on how the show ends or what goes down.

This is my opinion as a fan. I’ve heard one manager give a slight, vague hint that meant literally nothing useful and he got chewed out by the UFC for even talking to people regarding people on the show. People STFU about TUF. And if I did know anything, I sure as hell wouldn’t post it on a board. Not a smart move.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being mainly sarcastic

but point taken

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might be using “negative reinforcement” wrong.

by Mike Fagan on Sep 23, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

"If you talk to me, have a conversation with me, you'll fall in love with me, I guarantee it."

Koscheck masturbates in front of the mirror

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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Who doesn't?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy Nelson?

"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye

by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does it on camera

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You... You're good you.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Reeves?

"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye

by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hong Man Choi

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just masturbates in front of an 8 foot tall mirror

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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WoW

Gsp is very selfless in that statement you would never hear kos say that. Man I hate kos. Gsp IMHO is the definition of a martial artist.

by Bloodsport on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pellegrino light takes it IMO.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

that cheerleader just getting trampled to death was pretty terrible.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

who are those kids?

the ruffo brothers or whatever

by ruckus on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

They look bad ass, but I shudder to think of how often they'll get expelled from school.

You can’t RNC a kid on the playground and not end up in Juvenile Hall.

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by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Rogen talked about them one time on the podcast

said they were real respectable kids. I just feel bad for the bully that tries to steal their lunch money and ends up with getting rape choked while being mounted…that actually sounds kind of wrong.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rufio?

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You parmesiam brain!

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rufio! Rufio! Ru-fi-ooooooo!

by slutzy on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the song Above Me. Don't judge me.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO THIS MAN!!!

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm laughing so hard and you and thisredengine's responses.

That song is too effing catchy and fun as hell to play. Been in more than one band that jamme don that song. Enjoy the pop.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't listen to pop music.

I also don’t listen to many punk bands. I honestly don’t know this band, but their appearance concerns me.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's stupid fun pop punk

and not super dumbed down like Blink or any of that. Pretty solid musicians but hit or miss songwriting. Above Me is when they hit. Find it on youtube and try to not be happy listening.

Note: When I say I was in bands that played this, it’s mostly metal/deathcore bands that made a rare exception. That’s how fun it is.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

No shit huh? I see what you mean. I should have been more honest when I said I don’t really listen to punk bands…. I meant the only thing even remotely punk in today’s world that I touch is Vanna, and that’s largely just a function of the fact that they’re from New England. Same shit with Emmure (a genre for which I am not educated enough to name), as they’re from CT.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 90's shit.

If you want something newer and even more fun, look up Four Year Strong. It’s bouncy fun pop punk with random metal breakdowns. Bada Bing Wit a Pipe and Heroes Get Remembered But Legends Never Die are their best. It’s impossible to be unhappy listening to those. That said, I’m cranking up some All Shall Perish after this show is over.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will conduct Youtube searches,

as I am always interested in checking out music of random sorts.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me know what you think.

And if you want some solid metal, I’ll probably be more useful. All Shall Perish, Between the Buried and Me, and Winds of Plague ftw.

Also, if you haven’t heard Fuck You by Cee Lo yet you need to.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cee Lo, Cee Lo?

Like southern hip hop, Goodie Mob, Dungeon Family Cee Lo?

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Gnarls Barkley Cee Lo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

It’s been stuck in my head for two weeks, and I’m putting together a guitar arrangement for it.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that Cee Lo song is pretty good.

I checked out those other bands, not bad. The only thing with a lot of metal and this sort of stuff is that I’m much more into drums than guitar, plus the vocals are something I’ve had to learn to live with even with those few bands that I’m really enjoyed.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Between the Buried and Me has an insanely talented drummer

and the guy from All Shall Perish is pretty fucking good himself. Winds of Plague’s drummer is solid, but nothing remarkable for the genre.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word.

I’m picking up on this.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want some freakin 90s

Look up some Ace of Base on Youtube.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Victor fucking Newman on your avatar

don’t judge me

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kindly accept my apologies. Thank you and have a good evening.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rufio ftw!!

I still listen to, “Perhaps, I Suppose”.

by Brandon Degaph on Sep 23, 2010 3:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Am I seriously the only one jazzed up about UFC 119?

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You're the only one

who would say you’re jazzed up about 119.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if I said

I’m fucking stoked bro!

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would probably work for most heads.

I was just playing with you though. Say jazzed all you want.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Set of damn good fights. People get too whiny when they don’t recognize any big names.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

WWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!

Right kick hospital, left kick cemetery

UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!

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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am SO stoked for that night.

Tons of great fights, interesting and relevant. The lightweight division will look very different a week from now.

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by pdl on Sep 22, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm down

Dunham’s coming out party
Guillard/Stephens will be stupid
Bader/Nog – nuff said

C’mon Man!

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get excited over the stupidest MMA cards even that butterbean pudz fight got me excited.

people just get easily saturated by things it would seem and fail to appreciate the spectacle that is two people beating each other up, which to me is always awesome.

by DirtyML on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lentz is a smoker? WTF?

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by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That smoking shit is a gimmik

No smoker looks like a 12 year old girl when they smoke. Unless…

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

that guys's hair is such a lie

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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

who’s mutti-vated?

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by JaeeJaee on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

haha who the fuck smokes cigs and trains martial arts

by DirtyML on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sakuraba, you may have heard of him.

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

About the only thing Lentz has in common with Saku is Cigarettes.

/can’t believe a TUF 12 prelim fighter is being compared to the gracie hunter.

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by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saku is srs bsns

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can't duck(duct) it, fuck it

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's that much more awesome for it.

Half the fun of Sakuraba fights is guessing what limbs are going to be wrapped in ACE bandages.

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

saku is a god though, hard to compare him to the lowly mortals that encompass the earth

by DirtyML on Sep 23, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kos seems pretty funny.

For an unlikable piece of shit douchebag heel that is.

/sarcasm

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

check and mate

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yahtzee?

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to assume that was for me

and just say that the Boondocks is the greatest TV show, maybe ever.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh...

Hanging with Mr. Cooper seems to disagree with that sir.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone think Lentz stand a chance?

I mean we havent seen too much from either guy, but I think Bruce Lee got this.

by OptimusPiss on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Not making predictions

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he does

I’m not sure who wins though

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he wins

Just cause Bushido Brown doesn’t impress me

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT HES BLAXPLOSIVE AND HAS A FRO LIKE YAGER

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think froes give you extra power

but we need some in MMA. Imagine Jonny Bones with an epic fro and some big chops.

And I’m white

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm betting he wins.

Alex has shown exactly nothing and Pellegrino is fucking awesome. I think Lentz has got this.

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forked river, NJ?

Thats how I pee after sex

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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well played sir

well played indeed

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahahaha!!

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats one theory

or it might be because of the multiple stints I’ve had installed in my urethra in order to be able to pee like a sprinkler

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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Lentz doesn't gas

Because he “Smokes with Cigarettes”

by pr0f3ssor on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Or just wait for the remake to come out

Rihanna is in it so you just know it will be good.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Head Bajan ain't got shit on Vanity

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sho Nuff

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George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also like savings the money.
 Anyone else getting that direct tv commercial?

by slutzy on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure

Little giraffes are cute and awesome

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana White

eats them

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by Thats It For you! on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the one where he kisses the mini giraffe?

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by Thats It For you! on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far Lentz seems to be fighting up to his namesake.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wall and Stall in the house

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny about them Lentz boys

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

(^^^)

That’s a shark. And Jeff is active

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 1

I was typing Alex till that last judo throw

by slutzy on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Lentz got rd 1

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like the Bruce Leroy gimmick ain’t gonna last too long.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

fantastic round

I gave it to Pellegrino JR on the strength of his control against the cage and takedowns.

by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

tempted to give that round to Bruce lee

until the end i would have for sure.

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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Lentz is sweet.

I like how he’s doing retarded spinning kicks just to make Alex look even worse. OutBruceLee’d

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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit

was that a Nurse sighting?

I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...

by xAtlasx on Sep 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

choke incoming

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I rule

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...yes you do

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

is that a show of disappointment due to NJ brotherhood?

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by Snatchl on Sep 22, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...I'm a Pellegrino mma fan

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lentz

I think he forgot that this is TUF not Jersey Shore. Play him off keyboard cat.

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.

by Blue22AMD on Sep 22, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm letting you off cause you don't know who I am

But don’t bring up Jersey Shore. Those morons aren’t from the shore and aren’t people from Jersey.

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice to meet you

I am Blue22AMD….and you are??

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.

by Blue22AMD on Sep 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thisredengine

You’ll figure it out soon.

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

you could just tell me.

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.

by Blue22AMD on Sep 22, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ain't the shore homie

Also full disclaimer: never watched a minute of this show. Refuse to since I’ve been a shore kid my entire life.

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats good

I just figured that since he was just smoking and drinking that he would fit in better on jersey shore, not TUF.

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.

by Blue22AMD on Sep 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

now that was foreshadowed

by ruckus on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Silva'd

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

By triangle

who knew

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NASTY TRIANGLE

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by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

awwww

thought he would never tap?

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by Goonisis on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

awwww. thought little lntzy said he wouldnt tap?

by gremlin1496 on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He seriously fell for the same simple setup as the backyard fights guy.

Awesome. Pellegrino would be proud.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

nice call on the back yard fights guy. craig wasn’t it?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was 'Dark Chocolate' or something.

"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn

by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I watched a lot of them and Craig was a guy who never got beat. You’re right

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very Slick

I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...

by xAtlasx on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Tyson next week

FUCK YES!

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

MIKE TYSON

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I missed the Mike Tyson thing

In what context did it seem he was there?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s watching the next fight

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

If you replace the word “FOURTEEN” in the tag line with 30 million it would look something like this:

“THIRTY MILLION ARE IN. ONLY ONE CAN WIN.”

Does it not sound like an epic feature film involving the process of conception?

by ultima0chaotic on Sep 22, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

or winning the lottery

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

that’s just nasty.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 23, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the forshadowing

with Lentz claiming he would never tap right to his future opponents face.

"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 23, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea now that was funny .

" Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. " ~
Mike Tyson

by MidWayMonster54 on Sep 23, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a reality show..

This might as well have been the last fight of the groups and they just pieced it together, to make it sound as if it was the day before.

by grein on Sep 23, 2010 7:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I grab … her .. sweet can … Oh just thinking about … her … can … I wish I had another swe-s-s-s-s-sweet can

by Mint on Sep 23, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

She did have a gummy on her ass…

by Dootch on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually didn’t find that this gave away the fight, because I figured every macho fighter would say something like that.

Anyway, do you think they can hold this up? Koscheck’s whole dictatorial, “don’t think, just do these mindless drills” approach to training versus the spiritual and mental approach to MMA of Jackson/GSP/Nurse. It’s a nice juxtaposition, and both methods have their merits.

by Mint on Sep 23, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Koscheck approach is wrong.

Because all fighters who come there have trained and know certain things better than others.

by grein on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

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