'The Ultimate Fighter 12: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck' Live Discussion (Episode 2)
Join Bloody Elbow every Wednesday night to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 12, featuring UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre and Ultimate Fighter 1 alum Josh Koscheck.
Well, now we know the 14 contestants on the show. But which team will they fight for? We'll find out tonight.
In last week's conference call, the coaches explained their draft strategies. GSP, who admitted to not knowing much about the fighters coming into the show, looked to pick guys he could help the most. Koscheck, meanwhile, claimed to have researched the contestants and sought out guys with heart and a drive to fight.
What else did we find out in episode one? Dana White still loves trying to recapture the magic of season one's "do you want to be a f'ing fighter" speech. Koscheck likes to talk. And GSP can't be bothered to show any sort of emotion. Looks like the beginning of another stellar season. Don't stop now, boys.
Team GSP
1. Michael Johnson
2. Jonathan Brookins
3. Spencer Paige
4. Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres
5. Kyle Watson
6. Cody McKenzie
7. Dane Sayers
Team Koscheck
1. Marc Stevens
2. Sevak Magakian
3. Sako Chivitchian
4. Andy Main
5. Nam Phan
6. Aaron Wilkinson
7. Jeff Lentz
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i thought last weeks episode was pretty good
some great fights to watch.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
this season look promising, stop being a playa hater for the sake of being a playa hater mikey.
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Sep 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
Correction
Idz aye strahdayjee
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Looks like Andrew Main in a Kos shirt.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
GSP
Is more cunning than a fox that has just been made professor of cunning at oxford university.
I think I'm probably stating the obvious
but this is by far the best TUF season in terms of the assistant coaches
Throwback

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Chuck’s like, “IT’S A TRAP!”
'Ello G'vnor!
by IHateMMA on Sep 22, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"And GSP can't be bothered to show any sort of emotion."
While this actually makes me like GSP more, it makes him a lousy TV personality.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
He really is "just there"
but then was anybody actually expecting anything different before this?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
WTF
Is your sig an actual quote or what is that?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I mean it’s funny
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
It's a qoute from one of my fanposts that barely anybody reads.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
"I am the most naturally gifted athlete to ever compete in my profession. I am the only unquestioned, undisputed, unchallenged champion, in perhaps the most talented division in my sport. I am the most loved athlete in Canada. I am GSP."
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“And I’m babysitting a bunch of knuckleheads with some fraggle douchebag because my boss thinks the best way to promote my sport is through reality television? FML.”
That’s what I figured was going through GSP’s head based on the look on his face that entire first episode.
Brilz should drop to MW
Err… Oh shit. Where am I?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Is that the "button"
when people speak of being hit right on the button? It was like chucks lights just got turned off.
I love Chuck, but..
his head is now a keyboard.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
thats hilarious
it looked like there were a few times when Chuck was expecting to be knocked out and was surprised he didn’t go out.
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Here...stuffed with al pastor tacos
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
@thisredengine
Have I seen you over at Joystiq?
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahah
Nah, that’s someone who decided to register my name elsewhere.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen it...my buddy thought it was me for a while...
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that guy is a lot cooler than you though.
I knew you weren’t the same person. He stacks more paper and gets more bitches.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that's ridiculous.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
hello
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
present
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm here nigga
SO WHAT?!
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Doing his best Sakuraba impression
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Kos doing his HW.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
I have a feeling that there will be a twist
You pick your team, then they switch coaches.
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@deowade
lol
GSP, you sinister bastard
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
He's falling for it?
You gotta be kidding me
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He masks his takedowns with some striking fairly well
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
wow… everything is a chess match for GSP
I think he may make this thing more interesting than people think.
hahahahahahaha
awesome
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
...we sure this show isn't scripted?
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
well played indeed
just don’t raise the roof anymore GSP
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
it’s already been raised my friend.
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw him do that on the 24/7 show with Hardy, in the club and drinking evian
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh damn
Not in the club. lol
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
WITH EVIAN???
He puts the G in GSP.
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
GSP has a solid team
but whats with Phan getting picked 11th?
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Less than awesome showing at the fights I think
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I think roy nelson ..
was middle picked on TUF HW’s as well.
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He has the most experience but the only decent fighter he's beaten is Kadowaki. Maybe Shad Smith.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hilarious how the #1 Pick writing was twice as large as all the rest
why would he need to provide that amount of emphasis for himself? Too funny that it worked though.
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I had cheddar wurst and cheetos … pretty sure no picture is needed
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hot and spicy bean curd here.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
by marta_gallo on Sep 22, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sierra Nevada.
Don’t tell me booze ain’t food.
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Anybody
Know what was going on last week in the season previews when kos grabbed that big black guy by the throat?
by Bloodsport on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BRAIN WHORE!
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by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
WTF just happened. hilarious
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Respect for Full Metal Jacket impression, too bad he sounded like Kermit.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
That genious needs to shave his head
badly
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
i need to spell genius
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The crappy thing is I can already tell this show is going to make me like GSP. I’m a butt hurt Penn fan but I already am liking the guy.
Then your ass is reeling from Frankie Edgar
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
not really
The GSP thing was more about “grease gate” than Penn losing. Anyway, my point is I’ve never like him for a multitude of reasons and from hearing him talk I’m already coming around. His time on the 24/7 show was always the same canned answers … he seems kind of genuine when he sais its not about him but the guys on the show. I respect that.
by Johnnynumber5 on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Red vs Yellow
it’s like the Bloods vs the Honeybees.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
lol
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You remember how Shirts vs. Blouses ended

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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know that shit was based on actual happenings?
Loosely, I mean. Very loosely. But word is Prince can play.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Cormier in the house
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Man, I honestly think Koscheck is going to be an awesome coach.
Won’t look like a nice guy, but a very good coach. That’s my prediction.
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Titoesque
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorta.
But meaner and less likeable. Tito was a good guy on the show. I think Kos is going to use negative reinforcement to make these guys push harder, and they will hate him until taping is over then appreciate the way he made them work. I’m wrong all the time though, so what the fuck do I know?
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Probably how the show ends
considering how much you talk to industry folk
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not have info on how the show ends or what goes down.
This is my opinion as a fan. I’ve heard one manager give a slight, vague hint that meant literally nothing useful and he got chewed out by the UFC for even talking to people regarding people on the show. People STFU about TUF. And if I did know anything, I sure as hell wouldn’t post it on a board. Not a smart move.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I was being mainly sarcastic
but point taken
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"If you talk to me, have a conversation with me, you'll fall in love with me, I guarantee it."
Koscheck masturbates in front of the mirror
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
Who doesn't?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Roy Nelson?
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
He does it on camera
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You... You're good you.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
George Reeves?
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
Hong Man Choi
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
WoW
Gsp is very selfless in that statement you would never hear kos say that. Man I hate kos. Gsp IMHO is the definition of a martial artist.
by Bloodsport on Sep 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Pellegrino light takes it IMO.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Well
that cheerleader just getting trampled to death was pretty terrible.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
who are those kids?
the ruffo brothers or whatever
They look bad ass, but I shudder to think of how often they'll get expelled from school.
You can’t RNC a kid on the playground and not end up in Juvenile Hall.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I think Rogen talked about them one time on the podcast
said they were real respectable kids. I just feel bad for the bully that tries to steal their lunch money and ends up with getting rape choked while being mounted…that actually sounds kind of wrong.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
You parmesiam brain!
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This reminds me of the song Above Me. Don't judge me.

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BOOOOOOOO THIS MAN!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
See, you know you done fucked up right?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm laughing so hard and you and thisredengine's responses.
That song is too effing catchy and fun as hell to play. Been in more than one band that jamme don that song. Enjoy the pop.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I don't listen to pop music.
I also don’t listen to many punk bands. I honestly don’t know this band, but their appearance concerns me.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's stupid fun pop punk
and not super dumbed down like Blink or any of that. Pretty solid musicians but hit or miss songwriting. Above Me is when they hit. Find it on youtube and try to not be happy listening.
Note: When I say I was in bands that played this, it’s mostly metal/deathcore bands that made a rare exception. That’s how fun it is.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Wow.
No shit huh? I see what you mean. I should have been more honest when I said I don’t really listen to punk bands…. I meant the only thing even remotely punk in today’s world that I touch is Vanna, and that’s largely just a function of the fact that they’re from New England. Same shit with Emmure (a genre for which I am not educated enough to name), as they’re from CT.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 90's shit.
If you want something newer and even more fun, look up Four Year Strong. It’s bouncy fun pop punk with random metal breakdowns. Bada Bing Wit a Pipe and Heroes Get Remembered But Legends Never Die are their best. It’s impossible to be unhappy listening to those. That said, I’m cranking up some All Shall Perish after this show is over.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I will conduct Youtube searches,
as I am always interested in checking out music of random sorts.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me know what you think.
And if you want some solid metal, I’ll probably be more useful. All Shall Perish, Between the Buried and Me, and Winds of Plague ftw.
Also, if you haven’t heard Fuck You by Cee Lo yet you need to.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Cee Lo, Cee Lo?
Like southern hip hop, Goodie Mob, Dungeon Family Cee Lo?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Like Gnarls Barkley Cee Lo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
It’s been stuck in my head for two weeks, and I’m putting together a guitar arrangement for it.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
yes
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that Cee Lo song is pretty good.
I checked out those other bands, not bad. The only thing with a lot of metal and this sort of stuff is that I’m much more into drums than guitar, plus the vocals are something I’ve had to learn to live with even with those few bands that I’m really enjoyed.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Between the Buried and Me has an insanely talented drummer
and the guy from All Shall Perish is pretty fucking good himself. Winds of Plague’s drummer is solid, but nothing remarkable for the genre.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
If you want some freakin 90s
Look up some Ace of Base on Youtube.
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Victor fucking Newman on your avatar
don’t judge me
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Kindly accept my apologies. Thank you and have a good evening.
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Rufio ftw!!
I still listen to, “Perhaps, I Suppose”.
by Brandon Degaph on Sep 23, 2010 3:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Am I seriously the only one jazzed up about UFC 119?
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
You're the only one
who would say you’re jazzed up about 119.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What if I said
I’m fucking stoked bro!
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
That would probably work for most heads.
I was just playing with you though. Say jazzed all you want.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
Set of damn good fights. People get too whiny when they don’t recognize any big names.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
WWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
Right kick hospital, left kick cemetery
UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
I am SO stoked for that night.
Tons of great fights, interesting and relevant. The lightweight division will look very different a week from now.
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I'm down
Dunham’s coming out party
Guillard/Stephens will be stupid
Bader/Nog – nuff said
C’mon Man!
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Lentz is a smoker? WTF?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Where the fuck did the o in motivated just go?
And who put the u in its place?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
That smoking shit is a gimmik
No smoker looks like a 12 year old girl when they smoke. Unless…
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that guys's hair is such a lie
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Sakuraba, you may have heard of him.
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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Sakuraba is literally held together by Cigarettes and Duck tape
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@deowade
About the only thing Lentz has in common with Saku is Cigarettes.
/can’t believe a TUF 12 prelim fighter is being compared to the gracie hunter.
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George Carlin
Saku is srs bsns
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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can't duck(duct) it, fuck it
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
And he's that much more awesome for it.
Half the fun of Sakuraba fights is guessing what limbs are going to be wrapped in ACE bandages.
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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Kos seems pretty funny.
For an unlikable piece of shit douchebag heel that is.
/sarcasm
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
"That's just some stupid shit to get himself noticed"
says guy with bright red hair.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
check and mate
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Yahtzee?
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to assume that was for me
and just say that the Boondocks is the greatest TV show, maybe ever.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh...
Hanging with Mr. Cooper seems to disagree with that sir.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Don't take it back like that man.
My heart can’t take it.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone think Lentz stand a chance?
I mean we havent seen too much from either guy, but I think Bruce Lee got this.
I think he does
I’m not sure who wins though
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he wins
Just cause Bushido Brown doesn’t impress me
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT HES BLAXPLOSIVE AND HAS A FRO LIKE YAGER
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think froes give you extra power
but we need some in MMA. Imagine Jonny Bones with an epic fro and some big chops.
And I’m white
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm betting he wins.
Alex has shown exactly nothing and Pellegrino is fucking awesome. I think Lentz has got this.
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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Forked river, NJ?
Thats how I pee after sex
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by mburtoni on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well played sir
well played indeed
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh....
Because the unejactutaled semen causes a disruption in the urine flow.
"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"
by Ze Pequeno on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Bwahahahahaha!!
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
thats one theory
or it might be because of the multiple stints I’ve had installed in my urethra in order to be able to pee like a sprinkler
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
I hope Lentz doesn't gas
Because he “Smokes with Cigarettes”
Those of you who don't get the Bruce Leeroy thing

Watch this movie.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Or just wait for the remake to come out
Rihanna is in it so you just know it will be good.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Big Head Bajan ain't got shit on Vanity
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@deowade
That's actually filmed at M-1 Global's headquarters
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by Damon O. on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sure
Little giraffes are cute and awesome
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana White
eats them
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by Thats It For you! on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the one where he kisses the mini giraffe?
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by Thats It For you! on Sep 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"Where are those footstomps Joey???"
I'm Don Frye and your not. - Don Frye
by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
So far Lentz seems to be fighting up to his namesake.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
by Fake Emcee on Sep 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wall and Stall in the house
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Funny about them Lentz boys
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
(^^^)
That’s a shark. And Jeff is active
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Lentz got rd 1
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tempted to give that round to Bruce lee
until the end i would have for sure.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
Lentz is sweet.
I like how he’s doing retarded spinning kicks just to make Alex look even worse. OutBruceLee’d
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by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
GSP is definitely a more vocal fight coach Kos
Although, I heard a whole lot of “Heeeeeeey!”s coming from GSP, too.
Oh shit
was that a Nurse sighting?
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Ya
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
choke incoming
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
yes...yes you do
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Uh oh
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Fuck
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is that a show of disappointment due to NJ brotherhood?
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George Carlin
yeah...I'm a Pellegrino mma fan
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Lentz
I think he forgot that this is TUF not Jersey Shore. Play him off keyboard cat.
First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.
I'm letting you off cause you don't know who I am
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice to meet you
I am Blue22AMD….and you are??
First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
or
you could just tell me.
First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.
That ain't the shore homie
Also full disclaimer: never watched a minute of this show. Refuse to since I’ve been a shore kid my entire life.
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 22, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats good
I just figured that since he was just smoking and drinking that he would fit in better on jersey shore, not TUF.
First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you.
By triangle
who knew
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NASTY TRIANGLE
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by MrTechnique420 on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
awwww
thought he would never tap?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis
He seriously fell for the same simple setup as the backyard fights guy.
Awesome. Pellegrino would be proud.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
nice call on the back yard fights guy. craig wasn’t it?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it was 'Dark Chocolate' or something.
"Sometimes hype just ain't enough." - Jens Pulver on his win over BJ Penn
by lowellthehammer on Sep 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I watched a lot of them and Craig was a guy who never got beat. You’re right
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Tyson next week
FUCK YES!
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by Thats It For you! on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I missed the Mike Tyson thing
In what context did it seem he was there?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
He’s watching the next fight
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
....
If you replace the word “FOURTEEN” in the tag line with 30 million it would look something like this:
“THIRTY MILLION ARE IN. ONLY ONE CAN WIN.”
Does it not sound like an epic feature film involving the process of conception?
by ultima0chaotic on Sep 22, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
or winning the lottery
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by donkeypunch on Sep 22, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This may be a bit excessive but...
I could not resist making one.

GSP did say that wankin’ is alright, I thought this would be an approprite response to that.
No offense to these great fighters.
snickers
by ultima0chaotic on Sep 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh
that’s just nasty.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
How perfect was that first match?
Koscheck talks about how fights are won with wrestling, and Lentz talks about dishing out pain.
GSP talks about being a mixed martial artist and bringing beauty to the sport, and Cacares brings the Bruce Lee spirit and clarity of mind.
You couldn’t have scripted a fight to play out any better than that, with the wrestler controlling and then the mixed martial artist getting the submission. If they can maintain this dynamic throughout the series, I’ll be very impressed. The last two seasons really made it look you needed trash talk to keep the show interesting, and I thought this season would sort of suck with the way Koscheck was talking about how dull GSP is, but I’m more engaged by this than the Rashad-Rampage banter.
My brain is going to explode if a reality show – especially one as mindless as TUF – can have this philosophical meme running through it.
by Mint on Sep 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Don't forget the forshadowing
with Lentz claiming he would never tap right to his future opponents face.
"The fight between Overeem and Rogers probably resembled Overeem’s prom night, with the overwhelmed opposition succumbing to a brutal pounding eventually leading to submission in the face of agony and a stay in the hospital."
Yea now that was funny .
" Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. " ~
Mike Tyson
by MidWayMonster54 on Sep 23, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
It's a reality show..
This might as well have been the last fight of the groups and they just pieced it together, to make it sound as if it was the day before.
I actually didn’t find that this gave away the fight, because I figured every macho fighter would say something like that.
Anyway, do you think they can hold this up? Koscheck’s whole dictatorial, “don’t think, just do these mindless drills” approach to training versus the spiritual and mental approach to MMA of Jackson/GSP/Nurse. It’s a nice juxtaposition, and both methods have their merits.
I think the Koscheck approach is wrong.
Because all fighters who come there have trained and know certain things better than others.

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