How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 4th Week of September

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

 

KURT PELLEGRINO VS A DRUNK DUDE & A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL

"Would it be wrong to punch some drunk in the face or should I tell him I don't care about his life story ??"  -Kurt Pellegrino

"Ok I told the drunk if we have to do a arm wreslting match and if I win u have to stop talking to me and he said that ok"  -Kurt Pellegrino

"I won the arm wrestling match but now he is talking to this old couple so I have to do what u have to do punch him in the fucking face !"  -Kurt Pellegrino

"My 3yr daughter is driving me and my wife nuts today I'm going to remember this day when's she is 15 I'm going to choke her out!!! :)"  -Kurt Pellegrino

"Tweet tweet now go get me coffee !"  -Kurt Pellegrino

 

I QUIT. I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO THINK OF WITTY TITLES ANYMORE

"I love Canada but everytime I come I always got 2 go 2 Immagration and grilled! "Sir have u ever been arrested?, Sir r u felon.. "? Damn folks! I guess having a Muslim first name doesn’t help either.."  -Rashad Evans, wacist? or anti skulls blood and bones t-shirts?

"my last name is BARRY not BERRY!"  -Pat Berry, only idiots would get that wrong.

"I don't have a penis, but, a hand under a bathroom stall asking for toilet paper invades MY privacy and I'd love to hand them a wiener."  -Natasha Wicks, I don't know about you guys, but if someone was bothering me, I wouldn't have given him my weiner.

" I just sat in kfc's parking lot and ate wendy's while waiting for my 20 hot wings!!! HEAVYWEIGHT!!!"  -Pat Barry

"UFC 121 will be shown in theaters - Brock and Cain are too giant to be seen on the small screen!"  -UFC

"Can't wait to meet all my fan in Manila next week!"  -Georges St. Pierre, is heading to the Philippines this weekend. Hopefully I get to speak with him.

"When U really see a double rainbow with your own eyes. You know anything is possible and U know that you can achieve and reach your goals!"  -Phil Baroni, really? I just see a fat dude.

TWAINING

"Just been working with my secret weapon. Real excited about this fight!"   -Dan Hardy, is gonna train with Matt Serra again?

"@SchiavelloVOICE is apparently cutting weight with me for Sakuraba. His nice suits will be falling off of him if he keeps dieting."  -Mayhem Miller

"BOARD.... Out of camp so not fight training, what do I do with myself? Can't wait to get next opponent!!"  -Ross Pearson

"@RossTheRealDeal Any preference on who you would want to fight? What about Danzig in a battle of TUF winners?"  -Anton Tabuena, Why? I'm glad you asked. It's easy to market to the Spike TV audience and it would jumpstart the career of one TUF winner. If Danzig wins, he's back on track in a big way, if not, well then he should join that short list which includes Lutter and Escudero.

"@antontabuena like that fight!"  -Ross Pearson

"Done! Great workout!"  -Rhadi Ferguson, Doctor, Judo master, overall scary dude, and the cousin of some guy named Kimbo

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"Done training for the day. Now on some MW2. Let's go!-Tito Ortiz

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TWICTURES

"Welp, here's a photo album of Rich Franklin leading a chicken dance"  -UFC, and a video too!

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"I'm in Paris... I'm in thialand!!!!!!!! About to go to bed that was a long flight! -John Howard, is roaming the world.

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"Panthers ice hockey in Coventry with the fam"  -Dan Hardy

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"Thanks @EdHardy for all the gear they sent me! A lot of awesome swag! Appreciate the support"  -Jeremy Stephens

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"At a honkey-tonk bar with @cowboycerrone dang these folks go crazy 4 country music.."  -Rashad Evans, what do you mean "these folks"? (I really like that Jardine shirt though)

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"My Gamertag for those asking. I can't add people.... but definitely feel free to join my games"  -Joe Lauzon, I bet he just posted this to brag about his score.

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WANT TO KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY PEEL A BANANA?

"I uploaded a YouTube video -- banana"  -Gabriel Gonzaga

 

LUKE THOMAS? ...AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS?

"Here's a picture of me foolishly antagonizing a hippo"  -Luke Thomas

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"Training in Thailand and having fun"  -Alistair Overeem, here's Luke, training to be the next K-1 Champ.

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GINA GINA GINA

"I posted photos on Facebook in the album "Just Gina""  -Gina Carano, I don't think that would work on cyborgs though.

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HOLLY MOLEY

"Shots from Holly Madison's photoshoot in the latest issue of @UFC Magazine"

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WOULD YOU GUYS STOP READING THIS EVERY WEEK IF I STOPPED POSTING RING GIRL PICS?

"With @mrchaelsonnen was making fun of me the whole time..but its ok I know how to handle it! :)"  -Arianny Celeste, you know how to make him stop talking? Ask him about steroids.

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"Nighttime glute session..tryin to get buns of steel!Always find time to sweat! Very busy day in la 2morow!:)"  -Arianny Celeste, oh hello.

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"Short shorts n mini skirts in Texas :D"  -Arianny Celeste

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"Tranquility."  -Rachelle Leah

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"On two hours of sleep & ran mt. Charleston.. Yes I'll have a Xyience, TY ;)"  -Natasha Wicks

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Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter AccountLuke ThomasKid NateBrent BrookhouseMike FaganChris NelsonLeland RolingRichard Wade, Jonathan Snowden, and some guy named Anton Tabuena

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