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The Ultimate Fighter 12: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck Live Discussion (Episode 1)

Join Bloody Elbow every Wednesday night to discuss the latest episode of the Ultimate Fighter 12, featuring UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre and Ultimate Fighter 1 alum Josh Koscheck.

Here we go again.

Tonight marks the beginning of twelve weeks of hour-long TapouT commercials on Wednesday nights. Oh, and we'll get some fights and bad reality television mixed in as well.

Not pumped yet? Check out the odd love-hate conference call with coaches Georges St-Pierre and Josh Koscheck that took place yesterday.

Not familiar with the 28 lightweight fighters featured on this season? Spike TV runs through the roster in part one and part two.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's saying what GSP said

/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 15, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's saying what GSP said

/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 15, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something about performance

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP said that Josh was lying about being happy to be in Montreal

/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 16, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Think I'm going to skip out after Fight Night

… to watch the Top Chef finale. And catch this on the later replay.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 15, 2010 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

TUF would be a lot more interesting if the winners who finished their fights to advance got sweet weapons/armor upon each next stage

"I need a shot of tequila and a cigarette." -- Don Frye

MMA For Real

by Anthony Pace on Sep 15, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Well, hopefully Kos is entertaining for 12 weeks.

by Mike Fagan on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

And there's the first Dana F-bomb.

What was that? 80 seconds in?

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's another two.

Three total.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four.

Holy shit, I’m already done counting. This is a failed project/drinking game.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

are trying to kill yourself?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody ever accused me of making good decisions.

I’ve also tried playing Shark Week before, so I’m clearly not that bright…

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I endorse bad decisions.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

A shot/ drink

every time Don Frye says something redneck? Only the late Andre the Giant would be able to survive that.

You can read my work over @ http://www.headkicklegend.com/

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by ElliotMatheny on Sep 16, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

if u wanna do that line up like 5 or 6 of his vblogs in a row

and do a shot for each curse

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

or do a thunderstuck style chugging circle

for each curse/homohobic slur in the loretta hunt rant

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Sep 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And people had such a problem with Rex Ryan on Hard Knocks

Dana has consistently said this kind of stuff season after season and nobody really says anything in the media

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the sad reason is that noone cares

we’re still a niche sport guys

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just checked undercard results, I think I got 3 fights in total right, what a terrible card for me.

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana's rocking the patented thumb-in-jeans stance.

Somebody buy this man a leather jacket to complete the look.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

holy fuck

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

spider

squashed.

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

don’t need no more spiders

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

13 secs.

HOLY SHIT!

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"A vury vury dangeeroos guy." - GSP

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was that between?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

time for a new career

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that was the highlight of bodog fights, good in ring sounds

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

pride as well. feet rattling the ring

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Spider"

…. We hardly knew ya

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

We didn’t need another “spider” in the ufc anyways

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the elimination rounds, plenty of reckless abandon and first round KOs for everyone.

Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG Knee!

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

These dudes are gettin after it.

TUF seasons with 155ers are the best.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Are elimination fights only 2 rounds or 3?

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

2

pretty sure

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good…otherwise it’ll be a long night, gentlemen

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they're exhibitions

so they don’t have to be officially reported, and makes it harder for results to leak out.

"People ask, 'Why Baltimore?', and I’m like, 'Why not? What am I missing?'" - Buck Showalter

by duck on Sep 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

T'is what I meant

It’s late here, getting me words mixed up :-)

by Nanoob on Sep 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey....

That guy’s wearin’ capri’s

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Good round by the one guy.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The other guy

Had good footwork though.

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good round

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

these boys are scrappin

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

is that a giant scar on that tattooed guy’s shoulder?

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i believe

its an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

diversity?

I’ve got big walnuts. Gorilla nuts.

by Austin Martin on Sep 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whale’s Vagina was the name, i believe.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope that San Diego

Discovered by the Germans, originally named SanDiago

by IRodC on Sep 15, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me

but hilarious

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a life size poster

thanks for the SL

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

didnt expect it to be that big.

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No..

i dont think so

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd be sick

is if the ufc bought strikeforce and put their whole heavyweight division in TUF

i can just see it, episode 3 overeem pisses in fedors bed

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Sep 15, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That’s a nice dream

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melts Fedors ice cream cone he fell asleep with

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know – I just picture sad fedor losing his ice cream cone

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So in 15 min...

I’ve realized it’s gonna be a lotta Koschek this season. And a lot of GSP reactions

Not too thrilled now

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

better than everything chuck and tito did

We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!

by milk72 on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know

I boycotted that season for Call of Duty

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has GSP said a word yet?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

“’ood gob guys”

Thats about it

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

when he's one on one with the camera

otherwise, don’t think so.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

’e iz vury gewd

by IRodC on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you cant understand what the hell he says anyway

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone notice before the start of the 2nd fight the cage had team Liddell

by malito3og3 on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

YUS!

NAM PHAN!

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by Tonley on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nam Phan home slam… Woo Woo

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is De Phan

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My god, what a great Sammy Sosa impression.

What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?

by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 16, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whooo Nam Phan! Gotta root for the vet.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

what you did there?

i see it.

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as Nam Pham

Doesn’t train with Mac Danzig he should be straight.

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Does anyone know if they have these live threads at WKR or MMA 4 Real?

Just curious

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you want to be banned?

by Mike Fagan on Sep 15, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

would never go there I just don’t notice subo or any other ex-pats

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish they hadn’t thrown Nam Pham and Budnick on to get into the house. Would much rather have seen them both in there.

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by Rudinho479 on Sep 15, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

RUFFO BROTHERS FTW

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

those kids are crazy

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record

Those kids fuckin scare me

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

They'll be punch drunk by 25

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see other kids being able to hit them until around 18 0r 19

when they run into GnP

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would that position be called? The Butt Sniffer?

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

the brown noser

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checking salad freshness

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Invented in the 1970s, the Butt Sniffer was one of the lesser-known positions for a fighter to gain control. It is a mix of the Gooch Grabber and the Anal Annihilator”

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, Jap drop attempt

Haven’t seen that in MMA before

"People ask, 'Why Baltimore?', and I’m like, 'Why not? What am I missing?'" - Buck Showalter

by duck on Sep 15, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

nice upkick

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Herb Dean should fight on the ultimate fighter one season and ref his own fight while fighting it.

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP really does not look impressed by these performances.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it just me

or did that body shot not look particularly hard? Was it just the placement?

"People ask, 'Why Baltimore?', and I’m like, 'Why not? What am I missing?'" - Buck Showalter

by duck on Sep 15, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

it was the bod shot to a gassed opponent

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought so too

just all the sudden the guy dropped.

Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

liver baby, shocks the diaphragm and squishes toxins into the body

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it hurts about as much

as a nut shot. Only it’s legal.

"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."

by Rudinho479 on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that Rampage’s … nevermind

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

look at that ear

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad shit

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?! You’re going to show a guy throwing up …three times!

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter makes Stewie watch Spike and it goes ‘Spike TV, it’s got stuff guys like!’ and you hear all the stuff in the background. They should add throwing up to it.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny because he said he's great.

And threw up.

Get it? Are you sure? One more time – are you really sure?

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

comedy comes in threes

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I watching

Tosh.0

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lol GSP crosses him out before the figth starts

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

GSP the clairvoyant

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice trip, Lentz

"People ask, 'Why Baltimore?', and I’m like, 'Why not? What am I missing?'" - Buck Showalter

by duck on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

dude is nik lentz more exciting angry brother?

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, yeah, we got it.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad he explained that one for me

never would have picked up on it otherwise

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow good call GSP lol

If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.

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by Kneeeeee on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet, Bruce!!

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wheel barrow? i dont get it..

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

thankfully he explained it for us idiots at home

by Jimmy B on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YUS!

BRUCE LEROY!!!!!

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by Tonley on Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheel Barrow? Get it?

Like what comes after L? Bow! Don’t you get it? EL-BOW!

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

lets hope hes improved since the backyard-fights tape

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That nigga got dolphin teeth

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

He always says He doesn’t want to shine but the bitch looks shiny to me, looks like Malcom x before he converted to islam.

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@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You mean

Is-lamb

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder if he has the Glow yet

Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

by El Webber on Sep 15, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m already sick of these kids.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

im glad yall are here guys

I needed company after that depressing-ass Marq/Paul charade

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i think we should go beat them up while we still can.

ROAD TRIP

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

causing a ruckus with their kicks, and punches, and tonka trucks…

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they will take your gi joes and melt them in the sun then ask you what you gonna do about it?

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The next generation of mma fighters

will be cross-trained monsters.

"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."

by Rudinho479 on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met Taimak(sp?)/Bruce Leeroy while waiting for Matt Serra to show up @ a comicbook convention. He was kind of sad because nobody there really knew who he was. True Story.

If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.

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by Kneeeeee on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that seriously a movie about an 8 year old girl that is a ninja-vampire?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

its a US remake

of Let the Right One In

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Book and movie. Watch the Swedish version not this us filtered bullshit

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Truth. The original is amazing.

What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?

by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 16, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

not a ninja, and its a (SPOILER) missing (SPOILER)

by judonerd on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real Talk

How slippery is that cage floor?

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m missing Goldie… “So explosive.”

by cmsove on Sep 15, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

“Bruce Leroy is so athletic and explosive!”

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Timing

Is everything. You win

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

And very

Articulate

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Eloquent young man, is Leroy.

by Sink on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

spiderman choke again!

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a crazy submission.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he's got it

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yessssss very happy he made it in the house

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He can catch bullets in his teeth.

Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

by El Webber on Sep 15, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce Leeeeroy Jennnkins!

I love this dude already.

"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by in the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito Ortiz

by CasualMMAFan on Sep 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Voice does not match.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana refuses to acknowledge GSP.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

you can really tell how much Dana and Kos don’t get along.

Seriously, GSP could leave in the middle of this and no one would notice.

Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

surprising for a UK fighter he showed alot of ground game

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

So the new 'token'

Is a guy from the UK

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Epic Beard Man

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Another epic beard man

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We went from

Kiss my converse to shine my shoes

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I said, no more shines.

Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 15, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Goodfellas reference

You’re subject line could be a little misleading though

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck all that

Call the ambernance

"Wait why didn't I kill that motherfvker"

by Ze Pequeno on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This Magakian guy is tough as nails and, apparently, has a ton of black belts.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I take that black belt comment back. It was Amir Khillah that has all the black belts.

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by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

A bunch of wrestlers make it into the house.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Sep 15, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillotine time

"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."

by Rudinho479 on Sep 15, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Guy has won a majority of his fights using the same damned move.

"The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world..."

by Rudinho479 on Sep 15, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although Roy Nelson would disagree

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how I know Amir Khillah is going to lose? Wikipedia says he has a fight on the 18th.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you not watch movies?! You don’t ever spoil the ending!
EVER!!

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured since it was public record it was allowed. My bad then.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m just being a sensationalist, I probably wont remember any of these fights in a week anyways

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no clue who that is and don’t really care either.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPOILER

No credential for you

by IRodC on Sep 15, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE DEBIL!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

gsp with the redemption pick

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my God. That is some crushing strength. That’s ridiculous.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha. Wow – it is wierd

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Scary sleep...

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Nice job deadliest catch

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

LMFAO

Nice

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 15, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP

Get’s clairvoyance points back.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what yoou did there?

i see it, too.

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty slick

how he just lets go and informs Mazz that the guys is out before he even noticed.

by Scott Haber on Sep 15, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

“Yeah this guy might be dead, good job Steve!”

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

My ass he's native american

not near 100% nyways

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm 1/32nd Cherokee

and look like a loaf of fucking wonder bread.

It would be hilarious if i tried to go out and represent the Cherokee nation. lol

Quit trying to rip off Hornbuckles thing, white boy

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like many white people from the northeast, I supposedly have some unknown native heritage. Like many black people from the southeast, my girlfriend is 1/16th Cherokee.

Sometimes I go to casinos?

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 15, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My great grandmother was half cherokee (easily traceable). I go to casinos as well

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't have a mohawk though

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got summa that to

If you checked my Facebook you would believe me

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either.

We both throw money away at casinos though. We’re doing our part.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what i am and i get pretty dark in the summer.

"Everyone has a game plan, untell they get hit." -Mike Tyson

by mma is #1 on Sep 16, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Super FLYING KNEEEEEEEEE

MORTAL KOMBAT
*cue techno music

by IRodC on Sep 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like these guys are moving in slow motion.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Dana you idiot

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he pulled the S off the SpikeTV lettering!

I think the mohawk guy is already gassed

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Do Indians say hath?

Are you sure you aren’t making fun of King James?

by Bill Rivers on Sep 15, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

……………..DAMMIT!

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

Beat me to the joke

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he a fuckin medieval Native American now?

Hath?

/joking, sarcasm is all over this one

Judith Rules!

by Tree Meister on Sep 15, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

or he has a lisp

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

………………………………GOD DAMMIT!

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happens when you’re winging punches and none of them land while you’re getting popped in the face over and over

by YoungGun on Sep 15, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a second .. they touch gloves for the second round but didn’t for the first round. Weird.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

LMFAO. Dude really just watched Mohawk sync in the choke.

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anything imprezz GSP?

Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."

by Fake Emcee on Sep 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

If Matt Hughes couldn’t who else is there?

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only bags of money, poutine, his Maurice Richard jersey and wrestling

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am surprise?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

looking like

an exciting season so far

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This was a great night of fights

both shows were good.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein"
- Goonisis

by Goonisis on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Koscheck stupid?

Twitter: @FlyByKnite

by FlyByKnight on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

felony assault with a deadly weapon is the fraggle resolution to all problems

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a rhetorical question?

by marta_gallo on Sep 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty fucked up looking so far, im intrigued.

by DirtyML on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, did Kos just try to pick a fight with a guy twice his size

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

A fat guy

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, too many idiots let ten or twenty pounds of fat make them think someone isn’t tough; guy is probably a fight trainer and knows enough to throw kos down and squash him

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you callin me an idiot Fat Boy?

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

*takes my shirt off and bounces around*

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, now you’re probably gonna rape choke me

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my only move

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fortunately I’m fat enough I have no neck

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I hope you’re wearing a cup and safety goggles then

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t Kid Nate just write an article and put up a youtube video of one of your fights recently?

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you mean Master Goodrige then yeah. I’ve transformed the art to focus more on eye gouges though.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

You wouldn’t, bruh?

by Krimson on Sep 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I found a guy twice my size? that would be terrifying or he would be bed ridden so maybe not

but either way, I try not to assault people

by JeremyShane on Sep 15, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

A

So a lot of outside the cage fights, and not much fighting highlights

meh ill skip this one

by IRodC on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

did koscheck just grab a big ass black man by his throat lol

by P86 on Sep 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

appears to be a coach for GSP

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think so...

he was wearing a red Tapout shirt, not a red Team GSP shirt. Maybe he was in Tyson’s entourage?

by Scott Haber on Sep 15, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's way cooler

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton

by donkeypunch on Sep 15, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like

his dietician

#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.

by doubleleg on Sep 15, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Great opener

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 15, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Amped about this season...

It seems like there are going to be a lot of good fights. I feel like if WEC did it’s own version of the Ultimate Fighter, it would be like this all the time. I know i’d watch it…

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 15, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

We will never have to worry about fat out of shape people gassing. Season 10 was so bad I will never forget about it.

by av1o3 on Sep 16, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

Sako Chivitchian had his first pro fight as a 15-yearold

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sako_Chivitchian

by Magaca on Sep 16, 2010 8:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m gonna go ahead and say that Michael Johnson is my early pick to win this.

by Magaca on Sep 16, 2010 8:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Bruce LeeRoy = major poser

Yeah it would be one thing if he could fight like Bruce Lee or studied JKD but just dressing up like the man doesn’t give you his fighting skills. Last time I checked Bruce Lee didn’t flop down on his butt everytime he fought someone either. I hated how he was always smilling, can’t wait for someone to wipe that silly grin off his face. He is my new Jamie Yager for the season.

by Bandaka on Sep 16, 2010 10:08 AM EDT reply actions  

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