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The Week in Quotes: September 5th - 11th.

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THEY TOLD ME THEY FIXED IT! I TRUSTED THEM TO FIX IT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

"I was given verbal approval for our Sept 10 event by the Virginia state commission 32 days prior to the fight date." - Shine Fights CEO Devin Price, commenting on the Virginia athletic commissions decision to deny a license for Shine's Lightweight Grand Prix. (MMA Mania)

"The commission did not express any problems with our event until certain members of the MMA community accused Shine of having reneged on our responsibilities following the cancellation of our May 15, 2010 'Worlds Collide: Ricardo Mayorga-Din Thomas' fight card in Fayetteville, NC." - Price. I wonder if by "certain members of the MMA community," he means fighters that had yet to be paid.

"The Virginia commission was understandably concerned, but instead of allowing us to prove the concerns were unfounded, they refused to provide a license." - Price

"It is unfortunate things had to end this way; however, I know we will still have a great show on Sept 10 and we are happy to be working with the First Council Casino." - Price. Because the only thing less sketchy than holding a one-night, eight-man tournament is to hold it in an unregulated Native American territory.

Star-divide

FILE UNDER: HOW NOT TO GET BACK IN THE UFC

"To this day I've still never heard nothing from Dana." - Paul Daley, who says he hasn't heard from UFC President Dana White since he was released for throwing a cheap shot at Josh Koscheck at UFC 113. Do you really need to hear from Dana to know why that led to your release? (MMA Weekly)

"With all the talk Dana gives and the attitude of being a big man that he is, he could have at least came to my face and said 'Paul, I don't respect what you did, I think you're an [expletive] or a jerk or whatever, you're not going to fight here again.'" - Daley. So, the dude who threw a cheap shot is calling someone else out for not being, in his eyes, the bigger man about something?

"But still to this day, I've had no phone call, no e-mail, no nothing, so that just goes to show the treatment I received having fought Kampmann at late notice, and fought co-main event on my second fight in the UFC, and done a bunch of media work for them in the U.K." - Daley

"The UFC is the UFC. It's like a secret society type club, there's a lot of favoritism going on and all kinds of [expletive]." - Daley. Yeah, I'd probably favor the guys who don't throw cheap shots too.

HEY DAN, 1996 CALLED, AND IT WANTS IT ARGUMENT BACK

"I've been asked if...Rough House needs to bring in new wrestling coaches in order to be successful in the UFC." - Dan Hardy. I bet he said yes. (This Is Nottingham)

"Rather than saying 'oh, these guys can't wrestle', I think the problem is there's beginning to be too much wrestling in UFC Octagon, not too little of it in the gym." - Hardy. OK, that's an interesting take on it.

"[T]here's guys out there who just want to use wrestling to hold a stalemate for 15 minutes, without ever risking going for ground and pounds or attempting submissions." - Hardy

"This isn't 'cheating within the rules' – it is actually against the rules. 'Timidity' is outlawed in the Unified MMA rules and what better describes the act of holding on to an opponent and waiting for the clock to tick down with no attempt or inclination to do any damage?" - Hardy. What about the timidity of the guy on bottom to get back to his feet?

"If a guy is in a dominant position, but not actually doing anything offensive – stand 'em back up." - Hardy. No.

"If he is consistently trying to tie the other guy up to avoid actual fighting – warn him and then start taking points." - Hardy. No.

"It is supposed to be a fight." - Hardy. Then you better start figuring out a way to get out from under guys.

AND IN OTHER WRESTLING NEWS

"That's just coming from someone who isn't a good wrestler." - Nate Marquardt, responding to Hardy's comments. (MMA Mania)

"I just hired the assistant wrestling coach at Boston University to be my wrestling coach here in Boston." - Kenny Florian, with something he should have said 12 weeks ago. (Sherdog)

YVES DROPPING

"I did not give him an interview on or off record. Those are not my quotes. This is not me. Is that enough?" - Yves Lavigne, denying reports that he gave an interview in which he verbally assaulted Josh Koscheck. (MMA Fighting)

"Whether it was on the record or off the record, a referee should never state his opinion about a fighter publicly. Yves Lavigne can suck my [expletive]. He'll never ref me again just because of the fact that." - Koscheck. You don't want him reffing your fights because you want him to fellate you? (MMA Fighting)

WHITE NOISE

"There's no such thing as an automatic rematch." - UFC President Dana White. Anywhere. They don't exist according to Dana White. (MMA Weekly)

"We rematch fights that we think a) deserve it or b) people want to see." - White. Like Liddell-Ortiz III.

"Chael Sonnen wins 4.75 of those rounds and then loses by armbar. The first guy ever to really take it to Anderson Silva and put on a fight like that, and people are still talking about the fight today." - White. The fight happened a month ago, Dana.

PARTING SHOTS

"I know Floyd isn't looking to do MMA, but I would still be willing to fight Mayweather and Pacquiao in a boxing match and both camps have been reached, so we will see what happens." - K.J. Noons. I just want to let this out there. I know Roger Federer isn't looking to do BJJ, but I have contacted him about playing tennis. (Fight Hype)

"This is step one on my way back to a UFC title. My career's not going to be complete until I fight for that UFC title." - Keith Jardine, on his fight with Trevor Prangley at Saturday's Shark Fights event. That's going to be a long walk to complete that career. (MMA Weekly)

"That's a great fight to take a year layoff with injury fighting a guy coming off like a hot three-fight win streak." - Forrest Griffin, on being offered Jon Jones. (MMA Fighting)

"Emotionally, I'm hurt. I'm hurt more than anything because I don't know why. As a man, you just want to hear why so you can understand." - Todd Duffee, who broke up with the UFC this week. (MMA Junkie)

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 13, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Middleeasy.com

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 13, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don’t like it, start your own damn site.

Oh, wait.

by judonerd on Sep 13, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know he started this one

I swore it was that other guy.

Completely missing the point, but you had such an urge to reply to me. :)

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 13, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pure odds

You’ve put up over 50% of the comments on BE today. Ignoring your comments is like trying to not look at white people. They are everywhere.

by judonerd on Sep 13, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I sit in a pharmaceutical marketing office as I write this. It’s a bit pale in the ad world.

by judonerd on Sep 13, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have you thought of any new ways to market erection pills today?

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by The Lethal Haze on Sep 14, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmhmm

That’s why I quit my job, there was white people everywhere. “Brad do this. Brad do that. How many megapixels is the camera?” Like I’m some sort of slave.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 13, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow day at WKR

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They usually are pretty funny (the comments)

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 13, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice…….. The point is you can’t get fooled again. Special Thanks to former President George W. Bush.

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, Do you think Greece would help?

by whardiek on Sep 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

 Maui Pimpin? isn’t there something fundamentally wrong, if a comment like that is deleted, but, someone can make fun of retarded people without consequence? Seems weird.

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, Do you think Greece would help?

by whardiek on Sep 13, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just whining because myself, and a few others, posted some HILARIOUS GWB quotes

and they were deleted one by one as they were posted. It didn’t make an sense to me because they are his quotes. It’s not like we were President bashing. These were things HE said. Very hilarious things.

In all seriousness they were probably deleted because they lacked relevance; however, irrelevent shit is all over these comment sections so…..oh well…….

by Brandon Starr on Sep 13, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Baby Jesus, let someone GIFted make a gif from Say Anything with Duffee holding a boombox. Please please please!!!

by BJJDenver on Sep 13, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got dumped once and I just didn't understand why.

She could have just taken antibiotics and put it all behind us.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 13, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a single Don Frye quote? For shame.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 13, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the commenting on the quotes.

If you want to hear my opinion on Les Miles go to BJPenn.com.

by DayGeaux on Sep 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

^ As-ole

If you want to hear my opinion on Les Miles go to BJPenn.com.

by DayGeaux on Sep 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s my favorite part.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 13, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

quotes are great

Buddy commenting on them, not so much

by RiskReturnGroup on Sep 13, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

“He’s still a little wobbly on his feet, ya know? Either that or he’s got good rhythm.”

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

“That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now.”

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

“Look at me: I’m a wrestler. My balls are so big, I wear the excess on my hat.”

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

 “This guy’s tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick.”

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

“That was like prison sex: hard, sweaty, violent and there was a lot of noise.”

aaaaand thats all i have

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

From what I understand, Fagan generally uses quotes from written sources so he can link them, not stuff that’s said on-air. Hence, no Frye. I could be wrong though.

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by Tim Burke on Sep 13, 2010 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s correct. I’ll make a very rare exception ever so rarely. People are more than welcome to send me transcriptions, though.

by Mike Fagan on Sep 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shark fights was awesome for the fights and the commentary which had nothing to do with the fights lol

by Papercut Elbow on Sep 13, 2010 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Koscheck doesn’t mix business with pleasure.

by judonerd on Sep 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Koscheck seems to be obsessed with man on man skull rides. Yves can suck his dick and before that everyone that was sucking Georges’ dick is doing it wrong. To each their own I suppose.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 13, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I always assumed whatever he whispered in Daley’s ear to make him react was along the same lines.

by judonerd on Sep 13, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always just assumed he complimented his accent.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 13, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were those words you just used?

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 13, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i confused.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 13, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question about comment rules

So am I allowed to say “Fagan’s comments seemed to add no value, and definitely detracted from my overall enjoyment of reading the quotes”, or can I get banned for that?

by flingom on Sep 13, 2010 5:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

How long have you read This Week in Quotes?

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by RobertGBP on Sep 13, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently not long enough to realize Fagan’s comments rarely add value, however valued is added from people shitting on Fagan’s asides. But every now and then, Fagan strikes gold, and we rejoice.

like this:

You don’t want him reffing your fights because you want him to fellate you?

I’ve got big walnuts. Gorilla nuts.

by Austin Martin on Sep 13, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cry me a river

“Rather than saying ‘oh, these guys can’t wrestle’, I think the problem is there’s beginning to be too much wrestling in UFC Octagon, not too little of it in the gym.” – Hardy

Dude learn how to wrestle not get mad at guys for being better at it than you. I guess he is still butt hurt after GSP made him look like he’d never been in a fight.

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

by attgnp on Sep 13, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Job Fagan, Including the Quips

I enjoy the quips. The only time that I do not is when they are vindictive. Good job, Fagan!

by Dean Head on Sep 13, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

F*ck the haters

It takes work just to assemble all these quotes i’m sure, plus think of funny comments each and every week. It takes no work to call someone retarded then contribute nothing else. Besides, I chuckled at most of them.

Keep ’em coming man.

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by hobbie on Sep 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HMMM...

I usually like, or at the very least can say “OK, nice try but not for me,” about the comments on the comments, but not this round…Something was just too….just too….vindictive….I like the word someone used above, thats just about right.

by Opposites Attack on Sep 13, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Chael Sonnen wins 4.75 of those rounds and then loses by armbar. The first guy ever to really take it to Anderson Silva and put on a fight like that, and people are still talking about the fight today.

Chonan and Takase both also really took it to Anderson and both of them actually won.

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by exsanguinator on Sep 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Okami’s face really took it to Anderson’s Foot too.

If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.

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by Kneeeeee on Sep 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

Okami should have been prepared for his opponent to hit him with an illegal strike.

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by exsanguinator on Sep 15, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm

It’s probably worth pointing out that Hardy was talking about the Lentz fight, not his recent fight with GSP. The way you have edited his comments coupled with your comments makes it pretty out of context.

by brad23 on Sep 13, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Dana’s quote is being taken out of context here.

“There’s no such thing as an automatic rematch.” – UFC President Dana White. Anywhere. They don’t exist according to Dana White. (MMA Weekly)

Dana explains that in boxing it’s written into the contract and it automatically guarantees the boxer a rematch. Dana is saying that in the UFC there is no automatic rematch clauses in contracts that guarantee a fighter a rematch. However they will make a rematch if the fight warrants a rematch based on the fight itself not on some clause in a contract making it automatic.

Just BE.

by mattman73 on Sep 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

"What about the timidity of the guy on bottom to get back to his feet?"

Timidity is not the word I would use to describe the reason why someone can’t get out from under GSP.

by beeran on Sep 13, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i feel bad for todd

the UFC just does the weirdest shit sometimes. why the fuck do they keep sweeny around, for example.

that kinda stuff gets you boring fights because everybody’s fitching to safety in order to not get cut.

Go big red!

by pornflake on Sep 13, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Cut...Sweeny...Todd?

If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause.

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by Kneeeeee on Sep 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you
K.J. Noons. I just want to let this out there. I know Roger Federer isn’t looking to do BJJ, but I have contacted him about playing tennis.

Perfect.

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by Rich Hansen on Sep 14, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah fagan definitely has a smugness about him and i have no idea why

"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little

by The Omaplatapus on Sep 14, 2010 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear everyone whining about Fagan’s comments,

Go away. If you haven’t figured out that there are going to be wiseass comments after the quotes by now, get it thought your skull and stopping clicking.

by Phildo on Sep 14, 2010 10:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

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