"Shark Fights 13: Jardine vs. Prangley" Live Results and Play-by-Play

The biggest event of this jam-packed MMA weekend goes down tonight in Amarillo, Texas, where UFC veterans Keith Jardine and Trevor Prangley square off in the light-heavyweight main event of Shark Fights 13.
BloodyElbow.com will have full results and round-by-round coverage starting with the live undercard stream on Sherdog and continuing through the pay-per-view portion of the show, so make sure to join us back here at 8:00 p.m. ET / 5 p.m. PT.
Quick Results
Trevor Prangley def. Keith Jardine via split decision
Houston Alexander def. Sokoudjou via TKO (punches) R2, 1:31
Paul Daley def. Jorge Masvidal via unanimous decision
Danillo Villefort def. Joey Villasenor via unanimous decision
Tarec Saffiedine def. Brock Larson via unanimous decision
Paul Bradley def. Johnny Rees via submission (RNC) R1, 4:28
Ronnie Mann def. Douglas Evans via split decision
Aaron Rosa def. Devin Cole via unanimous decision
Daniel Straus def. Karen Darabedyan via unanimous decision
Eric Davila def. Pete Spratt via submission (guillotine) R2, 3:49
205: Keith Jardine (15-8-1) vs. Trevor Prangley (22-6-1)
Round 1: Jardine shoots in and Prangley negates the takedown with the Thai plum. Jardine muscling the South African against the fence. Prangley drops Jardine with a knee all the way up the middle from the clinch! Jardine survives and pulls guard, catching Prangley in an armbar as he gives chase. Jardine comes close to finishing, but Prangley steps over and twists loose. Jardine now bleeding from the corner of his left eye where he caught the knee. Prangley kneeing Jardine's body as he works from side control. Punches to the ribs seem to irk Jardine as he closes up his guard. Jardine grabs at an inside heel hook and uses the hold to escape to the feet with 30 second left. Jardine lands a cracking left hook that makes Prangley grin. 10-9 Prangley.
Round 2: Leg kicks from Jardine the only meaningful offense in the first half of the round. Texas crowd begins to boo. Three minutes in, Prangley cracks Jardine again and the "Dean of Mean" goes to his backside. Prangley rushes and shoves him into the cage. They break and Jardine goes back to his leg kicks. Prangley with some kicks of his own, also pumping his left jab into Jardine's grill. Jardine tries a takedown with 30 seconds left but only winds up with a waistlock against the cage. 10-9 Prangley.
Round 3: Jardine emerges aggressive, pouring on leg kicks, but he needs a finish here to win. Jardine finds an overhand right as Prangley continues to swing and miss this round. Jardine is landing a few glancing blows for each of Prangley's counter-punches, but Prangley's landing harder. Hard right lands for Jardine at the four-minute mark. Prangley tries a takedown but Jardine pops back up. Jardine starting to wing desperate punches. Prangley tries to tie up but Jardine's not having it. Prangley looks wobbled! Knees from the clinch by Jardine as the round and the bout ends. Too little, too late. 10-9 Jardine in the third, but 29-28 Prangley on my unofficial card.
Trevor Prangley (23-6-1) def. Keith Jardine (15-9-1) via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
205: Rameau Sokoudjou (9-6) vs. Houston Alexander (10-6)
Round 1: Tentative stalking and exchanging of leg kicks in the first 90 seconds. Sokoudjou's left leg heavily taped as usual. Sokoudjou explodes and drops Alexander with a big left, but Alexander survives by clinging on to the Cameroonian's leg. Sokoudjou pounds away but can't finish and Alexander gets back up, still wobbled. Sokoudjou landing shots at will as Alexander hangs in. Right hook puts Alexander on rubber legs again! He stumbles away from the fence and they wind up on the mat in center cage, Sokoudjou in Alexander's half-guard. Alexander sweeps with 45 seconds on the clock, begins smothering Sokoudjou with one hand and punching with the other. Alexander gets away with a pair of blatant headbutts from guard. Referee Steve Armstrong does nothing. 10-9 Sokoudjou.
Round 2: Alexander hurts Sokoudjou with an uppercut, then a knee. Sokoudjou goes fetal against the cage and Alexander wails away for what seems like 20 seconds before the ref steps in.
Houston Alexander (11-6) def. Rameau Sokoudjou (9-7) via TKO (punches) R2, 1:31
170: Paul Daley (24-9-2) vs. Jorge Masvidal (20-5)
Round 1: Daley letting his right hand go early, both to the head and body of Masvidal. Left hand over the top backs Masvidal up. Masvidal says he caught a poke to the eye as he shot for a single-leg and Kerry Hatley gives him a break. Masvidal only takes about 15 seconds to recover and they're back on. Masvidal's not throwing, only circling the perimeter of the cage. Daley tries a wacky handstand-kick and is taken down soon after. He creates some distance and pushes Masvidal off. Masvidal still not pulling the trigger, nearly gets taken down toward the end of the round. 10-9 Daley.
Round 2: Left jab working from Daley, slapping body kicks too. Masvidal catches a leg and brings "Semtex" down, but Daley scrambles back up. Another takedown for Masvidal, and again Daley walks up the cage. Half the round gone as they clinch and stall out against the fence. Masvidal spins Daley out and connects with a knee to the body as they break. Masvidal effortlessly takes Daley down again, this time in the center of the cage. Not much going on and Kerry Hatley stands them up with seconds left in the round. Okay. 10-9 Masvidal.
Round 3: Daley gets taken down again and puts his back to the cage post and looks at the referee, imploring him for a restart as Masvidal isn't doing much. He gets it and Daley starts hunting again. Masvidal keeping his distance from the hands of Daley and slipping the single punches "Semtex" is throwing. Daley sneaking the left jab through with 90 seconds left. Masvidal shoots and Daley lands about 10 quick shots to the head as he spins free. Masvidal looks to be hurt, but he recovers as Daley backs up to let him stand. 30 seconds left and Daley is looking for the homerun shot. Out of nowhere, Daley grabs a waistlock and scores a takedown with 10 seconds left. Vicious hammerfists and forearms from Daley to end the fight. I think Daley stole it in the last minute and a half. 10-9 Daley and 29-28 "Semtex" on my card.
Paul Daley (25-9-2) def. Jorge Masvidal (20-6) via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
185: Joey Villasenor (27-7) vs. Danillo Villefort (11-3)
Round 1: Villasenor initiates the clinch, but it's Villefort who trips him down and moves to half-guard. Villefort with head-and-arm control but can't pass to the side to finish off the choke. He stands over Villasenor and dives through his guard with a few bombs that just miss. Back to half-guard. Villasenor escapes and lands a right on his way out. Villefort botches a takedown and pulls guard as the round ends. 10-9 Villefort.
Round 2: Villefort knocks Villasenor down with an overhand right. Looks like Villasenor may have slipped on the mat as he pops back up. Villasenor connects with a cracking knee as Villefort shoots, but the takedown comes anyway. Villefort still can't pass Villasenor's half-guard, but he's threatening with subs nonetheless. Villefort finally passes to Joe's right as the round ends. 10-9 Villefort.
Round 3: Slower-paced round with Villasenor actually spending some time on top, only to be swept by Villefort in the last minute. Villefort hopped into mount at the very end of the round but couldn't finish Villasenor. 10-9 Villefort again and I've got it 30-27 for the Brazilian.
Danillo Villefort (12-3) def. Joey Villasenor (27-8) via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
170: Brock Larson (32-4) vs. Tarec Saffiedine (9-2)
Round 1: A pair of southpaws squaring off in this one. Larson charges in and Saffiedine makes him pay with a nice left. Saffiedine misses a head kick but lands the follow-up right hand. Larson's single-leg attempts aren't taking and he settles for pushing Saffiedine into the fence. Saffiedine gets tripped but winds up on top with 90 seconds left, punching away at Larson from half-guard. Easy round to score, 10-9 Saffiedine.
Round 2: Saffiedine working leg kicks and catches Larson flinching when he feints a jab. Larson looking tired already, keeping on the outside with his hands by his sides. Saffiedine rushes in with a knee and Larson spins him into the fence. Larson working on a high-crotch single but Saffiedine is using the fence to stabilize himself well. They break and Saffiedine lands a nice knee on the exit. Saffiedine just walking Larson down now. He lays an arm across Larson's throat and pushes him into the cage. Commentary team pleads for one of the men to steal the round with 10 seconds left, but it was all Saffiedine to me. 10-9 Saffiedine.
Round 3: Right hook and outside low kicks by Saffiedine. He digs one to the body of Larson, causing the wrestler to shoot immediately. Saffiedine sprawls and goes back to stalking Larson. Another single-leg attempt from the tired Larson. Saffiedine being held against the fence but sending elbows to the body and the side of Larson's head. Saffiedine yanks his leg free and finds himself in Larson's half-guard. Elbows from on top, knees to the body by Saffiedine. Larson looking to frame up a kimura on Saffiedine's left arm. Saffiedine grinding on Larson for the final minute and should take the decision handily. 10-9 Saffiedine and 30-27 total for the Belgian.
Tarec Saffiedine (10-2) def. Brock Larson (32-5) via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
170: Paul Bradley (12-2) vs. Johnny Rees (12-2)
Round 1: Bradley scores an early takedown and works from half, then stuffed back to full guard. Bradley gets to side control and sinks in a choke, then walks around to north-south position! Looking bad for Rees. Can't tell if he's gone to sleep or he's just trying to fake Bradley out. Looks like he's playing possum as the camera shows his legs still bridging. Rees escapes, but Bradley transitions to a rear-naked choke and it's tight. Rees taps. Very impressive showing from Bradley.
Paul Bradley (13-2) def. Johnny Rees (12-3) via submission (rear-naked choke) R1, 4:28
145 Title: Douglas Evans (10-6) vs. Ronnie Mann (17-2-1)
Round 1: Lots of activity early on from Mann, mixing up punches and leg kicks on the defending champion Evans. Mann chopping away at the left leg of Evans when he gets caught inside and Evans underhooks him into the fence. Guillotine attempt from Mann causes Evans to back out, but Evans scores a takedown soon after in the center of the cage. Mann looks for a triangle, then an armbar, then a leglock. Evans avoids them all and snares a tight-looking guillotine of his own at the very end of the round. 10-9 Mann.
Round 2: Evans still trying to find his range, loading up on a big right hand that keeps missing. Mann counters a leg kick with a flying knee and knocks Evans to the canvas, but they pop right back up. One-two lands from Mann, followed by a hard right. Flying knee from Mann misses and Evans uses the opportunity to score a takedown. Mann uses the cage to sweep and escape with 90 seconds left. Mann stuffs a takedown and looks for a guillotine, causing Evans to abandon the attempt. Yet another flying knee attempt from Mann as the round expires. 10-9 Mann.
Round 3: Mann sparks Evans with a head kick, maybe the hardest shot of the fight. Evans regains his senses and scores a takedown, but Mann swings his legs up and snares an armbar. Evans lifts Mann off the mat and slams him on his head. Mann looks stunned but survives and turtles up against the fence with Evans in north-south position. Evans tries for a guillotine, but Mann gets to his feet and frees himself. Mann stuffs a takedown attempt and Evans eats a knee for his troubles. Mann grabs a guillotine on another takedown attempt, but Evans pops his head out and the round ends. 10-9 Mann.
Round 4: More chopping leg kicks from Mann and Evans' shots are fading. Evans motions that he catches an eye poke, but the ref Steve Armstrong disagrees and tells him to continue. High kick from Mann catches Evans around the solar plexus. A repeat of the end of the third as Evans shoots from way out and Mann snares a guillotine. It looks tight, but Evans waits it out and extracts his head. 10-9 Mann.
Round 5: Mann keeps working on the legs of Evans, now also landing short hooks from inside. Evans tries a low single that Mann easily defends. Mann kicks to the body and Bas Rutten goes wild. Another failed takedown attempt by Evans, whose punches are all missing by a good margin. Right hand stumbles Evans but Mann doesn't charge. Mann still trying the flying knees with 30 seconds left in the last round, and one yields Evans a takedown. I have the last round 10-9 Mann, a clean sweep for the challenger on my card. The announce crew seems to think it was a close fight, though, and this is Texas, so we'll see.
Ronnie Mann (18-2-1) def. Douglas Evans (10-7) via split decision (48-47, 47-48, 47-48)
Common sense prevails and Ronnie Mann is your new Shark Fights 145-pound champion.
HW: Devin Cole (14-7-1) vs. Aaron Rosa (14-3)
Round 1: The two heavyweights grab one another and punch away, Frye-Takiyama-style. Ironic, since Frye is in the booth tonight. "Remember that?" Bas Rutten asks. "Barely," Frye replies. Cole pushing Rosa into the cage, but Rosa sending some nice knees inside. Cole drags Rosa down and Rosa closes guard. After a moment, Cole stands up and Rosa follows suit. 10-10.
Round 2: Cole seems to catch an eye poke, but referee Steve Armstrong doesn't take action. Just big arm punches from Cole now, Rosa keeping his range and digging to the body. Cole pressing Rosa into the fence with over-unders, looking for a trip. Good dirty boxing from Cole and Rosa disengages with a kick to the body. And back to the clinch goes a tired-looking Cole. Head kick from Rosa just misses. Cole desperately looking for a double, then a single, but there's nothing doing and he goes back to shoving Rosa into the cage. Nice takedown from Rosa toward the end of the round. 10-9 Rosa.
Round 3: Rosa keeping his distance, pumping his jab while Cole tries leg kicks and arm punches. Rosa looks the fresher of the two and lands a nice front kick to the breadbasket. Rosa puts together a three-piece but wades back out after a Cole uppercut. Leg kick from Rosa causes Cole to wince and shake his head. Another nice combo from Rosa causes Cole to clinch up. Rosa reverses and Cole's back is to the cage with a minute left. Knees to the thigh inside by Rosa, then a nice one to the body from the clinch. Cole scores a takedown with 20 seconds left and pounds away, but it probably wasn't enough to take the round. 10-9 Rosa in the final frame and 30-28 Rosa on my card.
Aaron Rosa (15-3) def. Devin Cole (14-8-1) via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
155: Karen Darabedyan (9-3) vs. Daniel Straus (12-3)
Round 1: Darabedyan stuffs a shot early and makes Straus pay with some strikes from the clinch and a guillotine attempt. Straus pushes Darabedyan into the fence and Darabedyan reverses, landing inside knees and foot stomps. Straus explodes out of the clinch with a glancing high kick. Straus rushes in with a combo and pushes Darabedyan into the fence, gets reversed, but then plants Darabedyan firmly on the mat. Straus takes mount for a moment, but Darabedyan uses the cage to work back to his feet. Darabedyan drops for a leg and rolls over on the heel hook. He can't get enough space up against the cage and Straus extracts the limb. Darabedyan takes side control to close out the round. 10-9 Darabedyan.
Round 2: Darabedyan pushes the action early on, but the fighters settle into a slow pace for the middle minutes of the frame. Darabedyan working leg kicks, Straus head-hunting with a nasty left hook and some body/head kicks of his own. 10-9 Straus.
Round 3: Straus sprawls well on a Darabedyan takedown attempt, then trips Darabedyan down himself. Quickly into full mount, Straus tries to flatten Darabedyan out, but he's shrimping hard underneath. Straus back to half guard with Darabedyan looking for a submission on the left leg. Straus frees himself but sacrifices position, and they're back to the feet. Low double from Darabedyan puts Straus on his back against the fence. Straus looks to be tiring and in trouble, but manages to sweep. Back on the feet, Straus is motioning to the referee in frustration as Darabedyan pushes him into the cage. Ref Kerry Hatley restarts them with a minute left. Long shot from Straus scores, but there's not much time on the clock. The final round is 10-9 Straus on my card, giving him the fight 29-28.
Daniel Straus (13-3) def. Karen Darabedyan (9-4) via unanimous decision
170: Pete Spratt (21-17) vs. Eric Davila (17-10)
Missed the first round due to loading issues with the Sherdog stream, but Davila knocked Spratt down with a nice knee midway through the second, pounced and then locked up a tight guillotine to get the tap.
Eric Davila (18-10) def. Pete Spratt (21-18) via submission (guillotine choke) R2, 3:49
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Hmm.
I really don’t know who to pick between Jardine and my boy Trevor “Pringles” Prangley.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
In all honesty, I agree. I just hate to go against Pringles.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
diggin the usual suspects sig
my sig was “who is keizer soze?” for a long time
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
my question is who's the gimp?
what’s your story pretzel man?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
So I take it all Hooters locations will be showing this since they are a sponsor...
I need to find a LA bar that will show this because I have fucking DirecTV. All the bars I frequent for UFC PPVs have DirecTV. FFUUUUUUUUUUU
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, got a negatory on hooters Santa Monica..
Anyone found an LA bar showing it yet?
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh and I got Houston all day.
He is for real. Hey, if Minowa can rock him…
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The Assassin vs. The African Assassin.
Motion to add Nebraskan to Houston’s nickname!
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I 2nd this motion
Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.
The motion is seconded and carried.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Don’t play with my emotions like this.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
too good not to be green!
War Houston!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Oh fuck, just realized this is in Texas.
Bring on the Oxygen cans and refs who stand you up from full mount!
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think it's cool
just because I have family down in Amarillo.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
CagesideSeats.com
Follow me on Twitter at GenoMrosko
$40 on AT&T U-Verse
Was going to order it for the $29.99 price point that this has been advertised at, but for some reason it’s $40 even on my cable provider. Does anyone have any insight as to why this is (not that it will change anything).
www.mmatorch.com
The standard preemptive warning:
Sharing of illegal or pirated streams is not allowed and will result in immediate banning. Sorry, but them’s the rules.
that rule is completely understandable
don’t watch pirated streams of this card. it’s a ppv worthy card and worth the money they’re asking. we should support this promotion and not steal from them! shark fights is one of the only smaller promotions that seems to have a logical business plan working with the ufc by keeping their cast offs in the spotlight instead of working against the ufc and as far as i know they have a good reputation as far as treatment and pay of fighters goes
i’d like to see them prosper.
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I am buying, if I can manage to stay up late enough...woke up a 4 am to go hunting and I'm starting to fade...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I want to give Shark Fights my money..
But I have DirecTV.
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 4:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
understandable
they should offer a legal online ppv stream but as far as i can tell you have to get it through your service provider
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s fair enough. I don’t believe there is one, but if anybody knows differently, feel free to post a link.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
as best as i can tell
you have to get it through your cable provider
they really should offer a online ppv stream you can purchase
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Daley looked beat up from the weight cut.
He was yellow from the cut. It was like 15 pounds in a day. If he doesn’t get it done in the first, he’ll have problems in the 2nd and the 3rd.
LMAO thank you...
I’ve been trying to decipher this for the past several minutes…
It's not called Ultimate Sloppy Kickboxing, and Fitch doesn't have to STANDANDBANG like an idiot to gain some alcoholic fans.

Every time I hear an ice cream truck pass by, I think of how I’ll never get to have another one of these again.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are Bas and Don doing commentary for the undercard?
It's not called Ultimate Sloppy Kickboxing, and Fitch doesn't have to STANDANDBANG like an idiot to gain some alcoholic fans.
I'm actually really excited for this event
but also, thoughts and prayers go out to all of those that were affected on this day 9 years ago
"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver
by flyingkneetoface on Sep 11, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
If you dont like Don Frye’s shirt you can giiiiiit out!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I agree
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Just spinning for me.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
I have a pretty shitty internet connection though, so it might be that.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Running smoothly here.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
“Knock that liver out his ass.”
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
All I'm getting is the spinner :(
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 8:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I have a big head
But Davila’s head is monstrous
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Interesting contrast with his alligator arms.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I know there is a gender issue but he is really dropping the ball on not having the nickname “Cruella”
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
my last gf was a spinner
I was not at all frustrated
by ecost on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Google Chrome doesn't work either... I'm assuming it's on their end.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
Itsa fine.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine is too fast and smooth :(
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the Macho Man commentating?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
weird
so has all of ours
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I have awoken from my nyquil induced slumber
And shall now enjoy some shark fights
Whats good brehs?
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
"its easy
inside low kick, hit the liver, punch the head. But its hard."
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Its MUSKRAT!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
:(
impressive win for Devila.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
There goes my parlay
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
:(
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey there.
Guess what?

FUCK YO BETS.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
down 550 on mmaplayground doesn't equal a suede couch, but I'll still whip Rick James' ass for disrespectin'
I ain’t the ______ to steal on.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
UNITY
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't slap a man...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
GROWING UP IN THE GHETTO
HANGING OUT ON CORNERS
SINGING WITH THE FELLAS
LOOKIN FOR THE CUTE CHICKS
TRYING TO FIND THE BIG FUN
LOOKIN FOR SOME TROUBLE
FROM ANYONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME
TALKING
BOUT GHETTO LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Who’s the underdog in the assassins’ fight.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The one without hair
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Did they flip a coin or something?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardio
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take the under.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It would be nice if I could actually, you know, watch these fights.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Main bouts:
Keith Jardine (15-8-1) -260 vs. Trevor Prangley (22-6-1) 200
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (9-6) -550 vs. Houston Alexander (10-6) 350
Paul Daley (24-9-2) -500 vs. Jorge Masvidal (20-5) 300
Joey Villasenor (27-7) -500 vs. Danillo Villefort (11-3) 300
Brock Larson (28-4) -205 vs. Tarec Saffiedine (9-2) +160
Preliminary bouts:
Ronnie Mann (17-2-1) -500 vs. Doug Evans (10-6) 330 [FW title]
Paul Bradley (12-2) -500 vs. Johnny Rees (12-2) +350
Aaron Rosa (14-3) -170 vs. Devin Cole (14-7-1) 155
Karen Darabedyan (9-3) -365 vs. Daniel Straus (12-3) 285
Pete Spratt (21-17) -225 vs. Eric Davila (17-10) 175
Sokoudjou -550? Really?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think odds makers watch fights.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i need to get a bet in immediately
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Had i not bought a quarter of dank yesterday, I would do the same. I can’t risk burning all my money.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly this is how I should be getting rich. What the fuck is wrong with me?
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Betting on MMA sucks
Unless you have really good dog, like Houston. :)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The only time i bet MMA i had a Minotauro/Evans/Rampage parlay at UFC92……. that was a tough one to lose
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Minotauro sure seemed like a sure bet against Mir going into that fight, didn’t he?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Yeah, I saw Joel McHale do stand up that night and when I got home I was like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna see McHale
but they wanted $75 for cheap seats. I mean, c’mon, dude. I already heard your jokes, how bout I give you tree fiddy and let me stand in the aisle?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t go offerin the Joel no tree fiddy, woman!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are odds you can pass on.
When you know three guys have a huge chance of winning the odds are stcked in your favor. Even if you lose, its still worth it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Sokoudjou will beat the pants off of Houston, but -550 is insane. This is still the same Sokoudjou that got KTFO by Minowa, after all.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Don Frye sounds like one of the muppets
The same guy who voiced the Old Guys in the Opera Box…just listen

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I was more suprised that keren was fighting tonight and didn't tellus
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
Ever since Vic Makey knocked off the Armenian money train, they've all had to go back to work...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It’s not me sweetie, I’m a flyweight.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but then he would be protected.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were trying to further his biology career.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he meant shank tark, or tark shank, or whatever it was that Gus Johnson said on that last San Jose show.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Good 1st round...10-10?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
"A couple of whores fightin over a loose dollar"
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
lol @ Don Frye
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
fuck you
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck you
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked like a couple of whores fighting over a loose dollar
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
you're cool
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I should bow out after that one
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone spent too much time in Mexico.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
be nice if the stream would work for me but the shit just keeps spinning with no end in sight
this sucks
i blame sherdog
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
No. Maybe it’s your computer. I haven’t had any problems so far with the stream.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
yeah i was bein sarcastic
i dunno what it could be with my comp causin it to not work, i got good broadband internet connection it’s a fairly young and capable machine i’ve tried runnin on ie firefox and google chrome and still nothing but spin.
but it’s something and i’m not the only one it’s happening to
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s not your computer, it’s sherdog, or the video player they’re using, or something like that.
people with all kinds of different computers are not able to watch it. me included.
www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology
UNTRUE. YOU ALL HAVE DELLS.
WAR STEVE JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to be cool and act like i have a Mac. I actually have a Dell too – and it’s also working fine.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck the spinner :(
shiatsu black belt
by Shnoobles McShnoobington, Esq. on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t believe I’m missing Don Frye epicness……….
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
he is on point tonight
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
He been working on his material since Nam.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i’m missin it too
so upset
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
When you're referencing desperate prostitutes
you know you’ve been some shameful, shameful places.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
like Texas
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't let Huerta hear you....
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
WHEN YOU'RE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOUUUU
CAUSE THAT’S WHERE ROGER HUERTA’S… GONNA BE.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
but not in a gay way
unless you’re cool with that.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking in a Walker Texas Ranger way. Which is not to say that homosexual undertones are impossible.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Don Frye is a man of the people. You know he’s lived the life.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
once again
Don Frye proves me to be a prophet
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
its not as slippery as the bud light one
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Sherdog better make these fights available later, because I simply must hear this stuff with my own ears.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Does Don Frye gurgle whiskey on his days off?
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
He brushes with it because he’s Don Frye and you’re not.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He also washed his face with acid and ripped Chuck Norri's beard out. He wears it as a pelt.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
How do you know he's not Don Frye?
Physics mean nothing to the Stache.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Don Frye thinks it's a beautiful multiverse.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Multidimensional Shape Shifter!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems too obvious...
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
strauss needs to hit another TD to seal it
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I CALLED IT!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
and stolen...or earned reallly
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Guys, enabling Hotspot Shield got the stream working for me – seems like it didn’t like my IP address. Go download it.
Condom?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I wear black ones because they are slimming
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not becuase they're more explosive?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Are they like, pants or something?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
you wear black female condoms?
nvrmnd, i don’t wanna know
His vagina is FAT.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
A friend of mine had a camel toe issue.
Someone pointed it out and she said “It ain’t my fault I got a fat pussy”
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are so funny. Maybe I shouldn’t read and drink at the same time.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Drinking more is the only way half these guys have the balls to talk to you lol
specially farnsworth
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
2/3 of my parlay just lost, and it's not even PPV time...I am so glad that I don't have enough money to gamble for real
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Same here, if that's any consolation
I don’t suppose Paul Bradley was your third? Had $180 on em.
Also just realized I accidentally put $500 on Villefort, meant to be only $200. Hopefully that mistake helps me, but I think I’m looking at a really bad night (although can’t be worse than last UFC for me)
Two rounds were really close so they said "fuck it"
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
thai
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Tribal!
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh dammit
double KO
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Tribal Warfare!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Huerta's the only man beautiful enough to pull it off.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Oregone
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
Warshington
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
NeVAHda
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Delaware
Delaware
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Quiz question
Name the current LHW champion who’s defeated both these guys?
does the pope shit in the woods?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why am I slightly aroused? j/k
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No
The American flag is made of Don Frye’s shirt.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks to BH Farnsworth for the suggestion, now I’m listening to Don Frye’s growling tones.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Then it was worth the risk. :)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i too am now watching
f**k sherdog
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Coors Light...
Somewhere Brock Lesnar is happy.
by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
These guys are too funny.
“Do one armed pushups! Psych out your opponent.”
“I’d just smoke a cigarette.”
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Its the moustache talking
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Its always the moustache talking.
Unless his fists feel talkative.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They’re a lot more entertaining than the last couple fights. Not sure if that’s a bad or a good thing.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s good. We just got Bas doing sound effects. I’m in heaven. I was waiting for Bas to loosen up.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Seriously
He really let loose just now.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes, it is.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Will it be the same for the ppv?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes, it will.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope not
C’mon, Mauro!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You know it’s bad when Bas starts doing sound effects.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Bad?
Still your fingers knave!
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant the fight is bad. When Bas gets bored, he starts to ad lib a bit.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Ok ok I'll take off the 4oz keyboard gloves
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was the other guy who made that mistake?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Not me.
I wouldn’t suggest you do either.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
dont be bitter that i put your bra in the freezer
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you know how fat his genitals are?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you did just visit San Francisco
just sayin
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
How 'bout you lay on the ground cause I hit you in the face?
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
Welcome to Bloody Elbow
Mr. Trigg.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Yeah, so does Jeff Monson.
Surprising amount of fighters do, but Trigg gets singled out since his nickname is actually “Twinkle Toes.”
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Is that a Sampson tatt on his back?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
Shit’s about to get Biblical.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Pardon me while I gouge away
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so everyone knows
I am currently drunk off my ass on a mixture of cheap nasty beer and smirnoff.
rosa was a strikeforce light heavyweight
by MattParker117 on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
visit urban dictionary
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Chilean Miner
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dirty Waffle son
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Gearbox CEO’s wife said “If you buy Duke Nukem I’ll give you a Chilean Miner” so of course they got the game. By the way Alabama Hot Pocket, Alaskan Pipeline
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Panama still trains/corners fighters if I’m not mistaken
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
He’s not allowed to corner fights.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Did not know that. Good to know.
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So we could hear him talk about Matt Landland?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
How is the commentary, guys?
Can’t watch the prelims.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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BEST EVAH!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s epic, as you would expect it to be.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
I'll be honest.
I had this event pegged as a 20 dollar buy. Frye easily made it 30 bucks.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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did he just say the shark baits
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
best fruit snack ever
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
SHARK BAIT HO HA HA!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I wasn’t able to read your comment because for the second time that night our thread was deleted and it pissed me off so I just went to bed and watched Family Guy.
Anyway, it’s a Yiddish term of endearment. Like honey or sweetie.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
JAQCUES! No Cleaning!
I am ashamed
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
What happened to Bradley/Rees? Swing bout in case the title fight goes the distance?
http://www.instrength.com
Screw you guys, I'm going to bed
Becuase it’s two thirty in the mroning and I’m very tired
“They need to frisk him before he gets in the cage”
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
The Shark Tank in hockey is seriously where it's at.
Most hostile environment in the NHL.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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nope
the dude in front of me with the popped collar pink polo under his Sharks jersey says different
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
For opposing players.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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According to the players, by the way.
An NHL poll last season that I really don’t care to dig up.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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it was fun when they played vancouver and i was there
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah man,
I must admit though throughout the whole playofs i became a big Anti Niemi fan.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I must admit throught the whole play offs
Hockey is still a god awful and boring sport
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
That’s only because most teams are in Canada.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying Canada is soft.
There, I said it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense at all.
Really, it doesn’t.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Yes it does.
If it was that hostile, their fans would really affect the outcome of the game. And you’d think they wouldn’t choke so often.
I never said they would seriously affect the outcome of a game.
Nor did I speak to specifics of any game. Nor did I speak to strength of my team of choice. Nor did I say anything other than something that’s from an official NHL poll.
But thanks …
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Calm down.
I would easily take the Montreal crowd over the San Jose crowd any day.
Having been to games at both arenas, they are definitely more “hostile” in Montreal. Not just to the opposing team, but to their own.
Perfectly calm, sir ...
One love, etc … I wasn’t coming here for an argument, I assure you.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
S'all good bruva ...
… I enjoy bullshitting on BE, but usually about MMA.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Who is this fight announcer?
I’m not a fan…
Better than the guy who announced Shine Fights last night.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
He was a 19 year old Latino dude, right?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
This fight is worth watching
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Thats gross
and I don’t follow??
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Din Frye’s scrotum is the beginning
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Do or Die?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Bas didn’t even want to run with that.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
He's got endorsements
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty bad when bas won't touch it
The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.
by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what she said
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Serial?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that it took Evans almost 5 minutes to remember that he knows how to wrestle.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
did bas just quote jack Burton?!
awesome!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Its clearly how he learned English.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That cage is huge.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
they had to fit the coors light logo somehow
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
what happened
they call a truce?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Heck of a fight.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
So I'm missing it.
Is there a fight on? Ugh. Charter is being stupid on the phone. Asking me if my cable box is plugged into the wall.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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HA! Classic Charter
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got a new box, too.
Was told over and over how going to digital and HD would mean less problems. Now I miss the PPV I’ve been waiting for. My girl’s favorite fighter is Jardine. Ugh …
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Guessing she's a big fan of nipple tweaks?
by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, she is.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
we jus got HD box too after 10 months o waiting
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I still don't have one
why? Because I was told I didn’t need one. Turns out, I do. Comcast!!!!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They had to visit three times in one day to fix it. They came, installed it, then nothing worked. They came back out, fixed it, and broke my internet. Then they “fixed it for good” and now this.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Charter is a mental hospitol like 20 minutes from here
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
When did I get so awesome!?
Prelims on the big screen, porn on the monitor, a packed bowl and a cold beer in front of me.
I really hope my girlfriend doesn’t come home early.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
how many arms do you have?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a question
Why porn and cage fights simultaneously?
I love both, by not together. Its unAmerican.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
STRANGLEPOOOOOOORRRRRRNNNN
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
hell of a mark to leave on the world.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah i am a fickle bitch.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Its cool
I heard that my sig wanted kids and you just werent ready for that level of commitment
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
I am the George Clooney of Sigs.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That and the genocide in Rwanda
have really tarnished my legacy.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, I have been called that.
I wish I could just turn the page on that chapter of my life. I was young, I needed money. i had to work with what God gave me. I’m not proud.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I can...
BECAUSE this is america!!!!!!!!
WAR Don Frye!!!!!!
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
he likes the sweet sweat.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Evans should be a BW.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
You had me at 'Don said.'
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in Texas.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
according to Don, these guys know each others bodies now.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
Like silly puddy they a have an impression of eachother cup and all
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
who? oh, you….i dont like you. What?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, sorry
that was a VERY obscure south park quote
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the fight right now a prelim fight?
Is the TV broadcast not on, or what?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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prelim nephew
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but, is it showing on the television broadcast right now?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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i thought i asked you before to only ask me questions i know the answer to?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do fools fall in love?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Last fight of the undercard.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
How would you know?
Gross.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
much like the “O Face” Bas has a “Boner Voice”
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I have Mann.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I observed your actions just then.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
sherdog streaming for free always seems to absolutely piledrive UK users in the ass
i hate it :(
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Once again
a Brit complaining about wrestling.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Scottish, tyvm
that’d be like me calling you irish, since eeeeeeeeeeeveryone ever from the US has irish heritage..
yknow.. cos yer sisters, boyfriends dog walkers great grandma walked a dog in dublin
yknow.. cos yer sisters, boyfriends dog walkers great grandma walked a dog in dublinyer irish
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
oh.. what the fulk
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Just messing with you, man.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I apologize
I wouldn’t want to be confused with a Brit either.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
speeking of confused...
am i th eonly one that thought
THIS

when they seen don frye tonight?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Taken down because of it?!
Fuck no he pulled guard you dumb fuck commentator.
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ronnie Mann won that fight, but this has bad decision written all over it.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
That’s about the 3rd time he’s said we got our money’s worth on Sherdog.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Good decision.
I was worried.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
SHARK FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Damn that was just the undercard. I am almost spent
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
i'm saying...
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Just when I get used to scoring take downs as the difference in close fights, they go and do this...
…not a shocker that I had the fight for Evans 3 rnds. to 2, but hey…at least the main event won’t lag.
I did watch the last 3 rounds of that fight in a series of slides.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Don Frye in HD!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I got...
Jardine
Houston
Daley
Villasenor
Larson
C’mon I need some extra spending money.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Prison sex?
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
cuz………….why the fuck not?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Don talking about prison sex within the first 2 minutes of the PPV? YUS!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Finally seeing Done Frye’s outfit. Amazing.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Ok just bought it
I have high hopes.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Don talking about his balls on his hat………
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
2nd reference to his own balls.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Don Frye: Greatest Announcer Ever
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Eighty percent of Frye's blood is a mixture of whiskey and tequila. The other 20 percent is steak.
He bleeds steak
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
“Looks like he got stuck in the birth canals for an hour”
So gross and I’m a woman.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
are you calling women gross?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but imagining a full grown man “stuck” in a woman’s “canals” is gross.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
To some.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well they do have cooties
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Don Frye is hilarious!!!!
but I feel like he makes is sound a little to much like Wrestling
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
RASSSLIN
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to see Houston KO Sokudju
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Well I'm out folks ... seeing as how Charter is the worst cable provider on the planet.
The girlie and I are just going to go out to eat since the first 15 google results didn’t do anything for me.
Fuck Charter. (War Jardine)
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
BOOM Nogeera
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Don Frye makes me want to be a better American
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Man, I really wanted to buy this
Why did DirecTV have to shun this?
Why didn’t Shark Fights have an online stream to buy? It would definitely be worth their while, as they get to keep all the money.
Not actually his first fight
but we’ll let it slide.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Ron Kruck looks nervous.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
I hope Paul Daley gets his shit handed to him
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Masvidal is the man.
He can only do one thing: scrap. His name is Gamebred for a reason.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He may be outclased in the one, that's for sure.
He always comes to fight, though.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
KO'd going for a takedown
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not me
I’m looking for a RD1 KO (left hook)
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
needs more brutal punching to the temple
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope he punches somebody's head clean off his shoulders.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They drew in some good sponsors considering they are a regional group.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
The funny part is
my local Hooters is showing football.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
first on US soil
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It is
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rumble?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Is Karo Parysian singing the National Anthem?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
it sounds like it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the bombs bursting in air bro
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
on the bright side, he got over his performance anxiety
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I love that they informed us he was an anthem singer.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"My judo throws are the best"
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This guy is much prettier than Karo. Plus, Karo would get too anxious to ever do that.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
he's sing it, earlier in the night
after begging for it to be moved
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
lol...Admiral Cornwalis? Would you mind starting the assault now, instead of midnight? Thanks, Karo
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
xD
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I could get behind national anthems coming to MMA
i love it at the start of hockey games, gets everyone ready to go.
USA USA USA USA
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Amurica FUCK YEAH!
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
:( wtf..
no love for larson?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve got Saffadine
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally random: Does anyone else remember Don Frye walking into Pride carrying the American flag after 9/11? That had me teary eyed.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Pride 16, against Gilbert Yvel. Good stuff.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn’t he have Terrorist Hunter shirt or something?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Mean people everywhere suck
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
you think they'd mention it or something
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah… plus, if I recall, Yvel was trying to tear out Don’s eyes. Crazy stuff.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
How else do you combat that stache?
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
er… by holding onto his face and throwing punches while he is holding yours and does the same (?)
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
That doesn't work out well.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
His "Terrorists Suck" shirt is what got me
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s what it was
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
AREUREADYFORAFAAAAAA!!!!!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
wtf did I just listen to
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks bro.
You know who you areee. The girlie thanks you as well.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
hater hurter
lmao
“he’s built like a brick shit house”
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
dude almost walked out
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
“He’s built like a brick shit house!”
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
Is anyone else tv cut off on the edges I can’t see the fighters 1st names the screen cuts off
by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yep
fuck it, fights ftw
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Though it was just mine o well damn I should b there stupid military contract gots me working all weekend
by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I could go a lifetime without anything else from Mr. Mathers...
…you wanna fuck me Ray?!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Pretty sure Paul Bradley is the guy who got kicked off of TUF for having some sort of rash.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
You mean herpes?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hater Hurter……ooof
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
He must lose.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling you out son
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and shorts...and..everything else
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like a Mirror Match!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
I will take this opportunity to ask you all:
Can I get a “FUCK DIRECTV”?
by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
only if i can get a fuck sky sports
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
AT&T U-Verse is charging $40 for this thing.
www.mmatorch.com
by Rich Hansen on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I heart Don Frye’s laugh
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
the fuck?
he had an arm trapped..and a body triangle
mirko hugged pat barry’s head
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, he hurt a hater.
What happens, when he become’s a hater? Does he hurt himslef?
Some questions will never have answers.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
A rear naked guillotine
aka the RNG
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Roger Huerta hates that guys tattoo
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
i love em
they make mine seem awesome and sensible
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how many people get their last names tattoo'd on their shoulders...it's like never taking off your jersey
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
god i hate that :|
and people who get there own name on their forearm…
or the one i see most is “scotland the brave” in old english lettering
facepalm/
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this card free to our overseas personnel?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Is Don Frye a Vet?
Or does just he play one on TV"
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
He ended WW II with one punch
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
The film Inglorious Bastards was based loosely on his weekend in France.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
I wanted to know.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Charles Oliveira in this video package
No speak English! Thank you!
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Three-quarters of my comments just disappeared.
wtf?
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
No I think it was a technical thing.
I hope at least. Because my thread view was acting weird before it happened.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Best not to ask. You ever heard of the desaparecidos?
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No really.
First all my comments dethreaded – they went “flat” so to speak, then they disappeared.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
They were BE poetry.
Now lost forever. Like spilled beers in the rain.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
That reminded me of...
"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
now I too empathize with your sorrow.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You know to much. They are sending an extermination squad to disconnect you. You have five minutes
Go to the lemon tree with the X under it.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
BUT IM GOOD
I didn’t say anything close to bad IIRC :(
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
You know what? Shark Fights seems to have their shit together or so it seems at least.
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
Hopefully they get on HDNet if the PPV's a hit.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
The way they squeezed the title fight in before the end of the Sherdog stream was perfect, if coincidental.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
the ability to improv is a good quality
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
um, hi everybody
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Buddy
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
As a zombie, but they based the movie on Frye's summer vacation
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
He got beat up by Roddy Piper on an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Perhaps he’s proud of his ability to learn new techniques
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He smell like mildew.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Tar-ec Saff-ie-dine!
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
lol...Don Frye just combined two countries into one
Can he do Korea next?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
stella gives me headaches
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
blargh zambucca
half a pint of guinness, half a pint of fosters
shake it around swirl it, drink it while it still has a jet black whirlpool in it
best drink ever
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
idgi either
i lub me some larson
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
HELLYES MY COMPUTER IS FIXED AM I AM BACK, BITCHES.
YEZZIRRRRR. LET’S GET IT!
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
I love that everyone forgets that the Brock Larson vs Jon Fitch fight was at 185 pounds.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
i love bas and don lol
Fan of Tiger 'Makin It Rain' Woods
He sooooooooooo wanted to say Lesnar
Fan of Tiger 'Makin It Rain' Woods
Brtock Larson looks like the lead rapist from shawshank

I could be a friend to you…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I love this card
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Err have you ever seen him fight before?
He has two decisions in 32 victories.
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
srsly
:( everyone hates the larson
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I cannot for the life of me figure out where the hate is coming from...
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
I know
This is already more fun to watch than Strikeforce…and I like Strikeforce.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Brainerd, "Just here for a little of the ole in and out"
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
hoping for a bow and arrow shooting celebration from Larson
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
I've never seen anyone improve from Team Quest.
Except Chael.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
He's not really there anymore.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure.
I think he basically trains where ever he likes around Portland. He says he’s fighting out of West Lyn, now.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
His head coach is Lindland right?
That’s Team Quest right?
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
He's his corner man, his friend and mentor
but I don’t know that he’s his ‘head coach’. Matt Lindland being your coach, doesn;t make you a team quest guy either. They have a whole program thats not really turning out the best fighter in the area anymore.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Leben?
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He left too.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
O shit kid nates here
Whats goin on
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan Henderson improved quite a bit.
He wasn’t a champion when he first started there but he was towards the end.
Lindland did well for a long time, if he didn’t leave the UFC for that retarded sponsorship tshirt bullshit he would have probably fought Rich Franklin instead of Nate Quarry.
Team Quest is a joke today much like Hammer House or Lion’s Den, but they were good in their heydey, even if their stubborn over training of wrestling and ignorance towards jiu jitsu basically stalled and halted any potential their superior members had, and continues to, to this day.
We need Don Frye and Joe Rogan in the same booth
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
they'd argue constantly.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You’re “pretty sure he’s boring”? You’ve really done your homework there.
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Of his 30 stoppages,
he has wins by kimura, keylock, RNC, guillotine, arm-triangle, armbar, KO, TKO, and submission due to punches. Which of those is his one dimension?
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
just not a fan of his i think hes boring and just not that good and not good enough to be in the ufc not denying his record..
God, just stop.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
What are the chances of Daley pissing Frye off and Frye jumps in the cage?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
I was betting on that happening.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I might go over 29.99 for that.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If Brookhouse were here
he’d be going berserk about Larson’s footwork.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Does EVERYBODY not in the UFC have Clinch Gear as a sponsor?
Fan of Tiger 'Makin It Rain' Woods
what he lacks in real teeth
hendo makes up for in savvy
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
10-9 the guy's name who I can't spell
And I can spell “Larson”
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Too. Much. Testosterone.
Thankfully Ron Kruck is separating them.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
Sprained Ankle
Doctor frye says drink a beer and walk it off you hippie pansy
by chunkyass on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like my uncle.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
My tummy hurts.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Yes! The pissing contest begins!
May alcohol fuel the flames of crazy!
I specializes in grammar fail.
friends in Amarillo tell me that Don is slamming beers between each bout
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a sober Don Frye?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Wouldn’t expect anything less.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. Will that improve or detract from the awesomeness?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
improve until he becomes unintelligable
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
lets just hope some of that beer gets trapped in the 'stache so we get more good stuff.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a bit obvious… especially since he seems to disappear from his sit between fights.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
he should be just about right for the Daley fight.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Brock Larson guerilla jiu jitsu or gorilla jiu jitsu?
I never thought Larson trained under Dave Camarillo or at AKA, didn’t he used to just say he used “gorilla” jiu jitsu because he muscled through holds? the promo lit for this fight is all about him being a “guerilla” jiu jitsu practicioner.
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
perhaps it was picked up wrong verbally
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He's listed on Wiki is having that style too, but no evidence of him being trained by Camarillo
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
I believe it's a term that Larson coined himself.
There was some interview where he talked about “grappling like a gorilla”.
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that's what I'm thinking.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Think Larson needs a KO
20-18 the other guy
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
nice hook
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
What the ess is wrong with Larson tonight?
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
This is how he proves to Dana
that he shouldn’t be “stuck on the prelims anymore.”
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he's about to get shawn salmon'd
or sean.. w/e
that fat guy rashad knocked the fuck out with a head kick
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian Foster stole his soul.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And then Lytle reposessed it
via Foster’s leg
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
There needs to be a lineal soul-owner article.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we petition Strikeforce to hire Don Frye?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Only if they'd let him drink on the job!!!
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Yeah I much prefer these guys.
To the unholy Ranallo-Shamrock duo.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
rank needs braces
dental plaaaaaan
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
frank
…damnit >_>
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m very much against the 3-man announce team, but Don Frye is the exception. He makes everything better.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Bas with the Cornholio-esque rambling
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
That had me cracking up.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
another classic quip
France=pussy nation =O
30-27
Sponge looked good
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I'm loving the ripping on France by Frye.
This could go on all night and I’d think it was worth 29.99.
Off-topic Question...
What does clicking actions on a comment do?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
click it and see
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m sorry but that was the most hilarious response pic ever…with apologies to Deo Wade
by Steven Abbott on Sep 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
try it you'll like it
it allows you to Rec or Flag a comment.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear if someone flags every post in a thread...
…Brent rips their scrotum off through the internet.
That was pretty dominant
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
I love Brock Larson fights.
Gives me enough to to cook my dinner.
Also, I am yet to drink a non-alcoholic beverage today, out of respect for Don Frye.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Freedom salutes you sir.
That’s everything Don Frye, and by extension America, stands for.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
My dinner is also a bacon wrapped steak. Seriously.
I’m not fucking around tonight.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
I was so inspired by your dinner..
…that I was a bit excessive with the olive oil on my bread.
AM I DOIN IT RITE?
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Fun to make fun of France but they were quite helpful in assisting the Americans in the American revolution.
Shot at Tito
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Haha
Don slagging Ortiz. Sweet.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I think Strikeforce is a good fit for him while he improves.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i keep waiting for Joe Rogan to walk into the shark cage
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
I'd go after you next....
and I’m not even joking…
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Wow...
for get a “t” in it’d and it makes the whole comment ten times funnier.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Come on Joey
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
I hope Joey can bring it...the veterens haven't fared too well tonight...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Don is on the repeater now…..too many brewskis
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
yes he did
WOW
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH BUT HE TALKS FUNNY AND IS OLD SO ITS HILARIOUZ RITE
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
it's funny cause it's true
but serious it’s not funny.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quick get Bas some martinis.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Oh my god! Not cool!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
happy trees
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one MMA Artist

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
ATT been on a bit of a skid lately
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well maybe I spoke too soon
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got the guy with Vill at the beginning of their last name.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Hopeully somebody gets Don a greasy meal. we gotta soak up them alcohols.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully someone gets him a cab home.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Just close one eye
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
a cab in Amarillo TX?
son you’d be a long way from home
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they have those rickshaws like in Austin?
by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Get ready for some super serious response.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If by awful you mean highly entertaining on a regional card...
…then I agree.
It’s not like this card is overly professional, anyway.
Only if the cab has a set of longhorns on the hood.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Not until after the fight
he’s getting better with every beer. He’s like the Shane MaGowan of announcing.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Except prettier
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that's not saying much
and I’m glad someone got the reference.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to look it up to make sure he was still alive after reading that.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Still alive and putting on a hell of a show
He’s gotta have a spare liver.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
villasenor was too small for jacare and he's getting outworked here
being small and having no wrestling is the kiss of death in MMA
I like him
but he needs to tighten up and drop a class.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sugah sighting
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Rashad will have a longer layoff than Brock did from almost dying.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
have there been any good brock lesnar jokes with the giant coors logo yet? i don’t want to be repetitive if so.
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i dont know about good ones
i made a bad one a long time ago
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
what is a fruit machine?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it dispenses fruit pies
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
glad you asked

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no thanks Don, I really REALLY don’t wanna know.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wiki defines it...
As either a slot machine or a homosexuality test.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
And no I'm not joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
I wish there was a War Machine
joke to be made here.
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Slot machine apparently.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Annnd Scott Christ’s heart breaks.
I’m a Hatton-hater, but I’ll leave this one alone.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey's one dimension isn't good enough
for him to get away with being a one-dimensional fighter.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
very much agreed
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Frye pass out or something?
Haven’t heard him in a while.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
was just typing the same thing…. I think someone just woke him up…
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to not slur your first words with that 'stache on your face.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
He must've tickled on prom night.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
double bluff?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Utilizing Greg Jackson’s game plan 2 rounds too late?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
the fuck is dana white doing in krucks korner
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Museum quality screen grab there, Nick. Well done.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice work, dude.
That is one amazing shirt.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Bas looks like he saw a liver.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
sweet
more beer, didnt miss villapwnage
AND salt and vinegar chips
this night cant get more awesome..unless soccer jew knocks houston out
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
Don might have passed out
oh wait, there he is.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
KEN MASTERS
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this was Bas’ strategy all along. Let Don talk talk and talk and drink and drink until he gets completely gassed out and then pounce! Frye is wasted, perfect time for a shot to the leeeeever!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Impressive, if methodical performance by Villefort...
still scratching my head at his release by the UFC.
Bas agrees with you
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Kruck doesn't mind calling a victory early
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
The day all those god awful macs are gone
Will be glorious
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
they already adopted x86 architecture and killed their actual productive niche, now they rely on a social niche because it’s so cool to use an operating system that isn’t windows.
That’s a large part of what makes a computer though. Engine doesn’t matter, it’s about what you do with it. The Apple OS X operating system is pretty fuckin’ neat, and lots of people like it. I don’t know, whatever.
"My shits different and more difficult to use"
“But this apple on the back means im better than you”
God mac users are idiots
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
she shouldn't have left it on the side table, i warned her like 5 times some stupid shit would happen to it
i just didn’t think it’d be my stupid shit
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell her you'll replace it with a PC equivalent
and you’ll save yourself a grand.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
she'll probly give me that stupid look she does and call me honey monster
and ill cave
fuck my life
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That is a euphemism for sex, right?
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I did for about 3 seconds.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
sound for a small portion of the last round/result announcement
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
motherfucker
i HATE looking for streams on shit I’m paying for.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ruh roh
Time to ban yourself Nate.
by Polyhedron on Sep 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Once the ring announcer starts yelling, I literally can't make out a single syllable.
I specializes in grammar fail.
"that's very well put"
wow. loving the Kruck-Bas-Don clusterfuck. Seriously hilarious.
Damn that thing is pretty cool
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Skin like a mule’s ass
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Skin like a mules ass
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
How much that sumbitch cost?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
blaaljdhfohewhdblarh a mules ass i tell ya
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
i hope daley punches that chin strap the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off his face
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
"What is clear talk?"
“Screw you Bas; how the hell should I know I’m just reading the screen”
[rubs hands together]
here’s where my 30 bucks went. God I love Paul Daley.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
[15 seconds of Don Frye growl] Tie Breaker
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
Impact FC never existed
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
looooooooooooooool double rainbow
oh sweet, is that dean amisinger?
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
If you go to the double rainbow youtube page, one of the related videos is his fight.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He fought in Australia.
That’s really bad.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Come on Masvidal for the upset
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
only thing he's upsetting
is his mother, on his way home in a flag draped box
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You are hostile
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Daley come out to Double Rainbow?!
Hide your kids, hide your wife!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
[Autotuned Gif]

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Wow Epic!
Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone see the Phil Baroni double rainbow spoof?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Don Frye...
is the crazy-drunk badass Boomhauer with mother of all staches.
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
The BAS costs 429 Dollaz
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if Masvidal is considering throwing the fight just to take even more of Daley’s money. All about principles.
WAR SEMTEX!
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDALEEEEEYYYYY!!!!
Failing to see how the M fits in his name at all, to be honest.
bring the fuckin pain monkey boy
shoulders >_> alllll up in it
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
If Daley wins by submission...
I will go shit a leperchaun.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
he better
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If he's smart, then yes.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
that hurt
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I have a theoretical question if a fighter misses weight and you refuse to fight them due to them missing weight and they find him a new opponent do you still get 10% of their purse?
Daley just walking him down
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Someone's been watching WEC.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
about time
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
But he punches really hard!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
but his kickboxing is soooooooooo slick
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lol at that takedown attempt
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
hendo just laughed
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammered Frye is easily amused by Bas’ sound effects.
Sober me is as well.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who holds the record for the most times missing weight?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
He has Toney-esque takedown defense
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
As a giant, unapologetic Daley fan
my biggest complaint is his workrate. He’s got such a nice base, and such good footwork. If he’d just work the jabl a little more I think he would make it harder for guys to set up against him.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
if by jab
you mean,
i concur
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
^ wrestling
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
he's never going to be a good wrestler
but he should at least make the most of the tools he has.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This the least aggressive I've seen Masvidal.
Probably cause he’s a LW fighting a top 10 WW who can’t make weight. Daley’s gonna look terrible when he loses.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
the tenative striking in the first half of this fight was so boring
i wonder if dan hardy will come out with an interview on boring strikers
Why would Hardy come out with an interview about himself?
I keed, I keed.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Quit tackling your grandma.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is Don Frye taking a drink everytime Bas says “liver”?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
well that wasn't so good
19-19, c’mon Paul.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
That was a special moment.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Daley needs to finish this.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
I'm getting depressed
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I sure hope so...
he outweighs Daley by…what?…100 pounds?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
god he looks like a drunk guy takin off his pants,
when he’s trying to stop a TD
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Fucking agreed.
If I was a ref, I’d let him lay and pray for even longer if some punk like Daley is complaining about it like that.
Jorge better keep his guard up until he gets in his car
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Really though, he’s not doing anything with those TD’s and attempted TD’s
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
Paul really hasnt done shit with the stand up either
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
god i hope not
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the first round was really close.
So I gave the 3rd to Daley, obviously, and the 2nd to Masvidal.
Still, Daley is a joke.
Sokoudjou is going to win
by actually using his judo for a decision. I’m calling it.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
29-28 Daley
Not awesome, but that should be a win.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Stole it with that.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
yep
Daley hurt him in the third. Masvidal did dick. 29-28.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
He did what a wrestler did..lost most of the round and finish the round well.
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split decision
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
daley will get pwned anywhere he goes by a decent crestler....the gameplan is in place.
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George Carlin
I don’t really care who wins because Masvidal is good on the ground with bad striking and Daley is bad on the ground with good striking, neither are exciting and both are opposing versions of each other.
Masvidal looked anything
but good on the ground
by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Masvidal is mainly a striker bro
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
30-27? wow
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
robbery :(
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
I know it is just a loose transition between different events and judges where they have different scoring methods.
You can say ring control blah blah, takedowns blah blah, striking blah blah.
In the end you can rationalize any bad decision by effectively scoring something higher than something else.
30-27 is pretty horrible
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
I call bullshit
But it’s whatever
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
very well put sir.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I definitely think Daley won the fight.
But seriously. 30-27? What the fuck, man? Cecil officiating tonight?
wow
that was a gift for Daley. luck y for him. would have hurt him bad to lose this fight.
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he won't have to worry about Daley becoming the best 170 pounder in the world.
he can’t make weight, and he’ll never win a belt for any organiztion.
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George Carlin
You really thought Masvidal won a decision?
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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i think it should have been much closer
30-27? no way. Masvidal def won the 2nd round. 29-28 I could see.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the 30-27 card was crappy
But I really don’t see how you score the third or first round for Masvidal. Not a great performance, but I think two judges got the right card.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Daley landed some nasty shots
And Masvidal was on his horse the whole round.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
neither did daley...i don't know about compubox, but he landed maybe 5 jabs all night.
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Texas doesn't count takedowns
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
LMFAO
YES DON
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Daley didn't do himself any favors with that fight
Just listless. Kind of a bummer. Right decision though.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
A Daley ko a Houston and soko fight and the dean was suppost to be 30$ worth I just lost out 10 damn it
by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Depends on what you mean by "Deserved"
If you mean the fight, sure, he deserved to win.
If you mean his reputation, well… the fight was a lot closer than most people thought, against a middle of the road lightweight moving up a weight. He might not “deserve” the reputation.
Just one fight, of course.
I meant the fight. Masvidal did a good job of not getting clipped, but no real offense and a couple take downs is not going to win you the fight. Bas and Frye were talking him up like he won the fight.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBERY
LOOK AT ME BRENT, I’M CALLING IT A ROBBERY!
(eye roll)
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Could Paul Daley even get near Nick Diaz with the repeated jabbing?
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Not bad for a dude TWO weight classes smaller.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
wtf
sorry, not a win in my book, that masvidal guy had a great game plan. hats off to you jorge!
ufc fan boy all the way
yes, genius
being smaller, less athletic and maybe a bit over his head, jorge held his own, put daley on his back, avoided the KO for 3 rounds and frustrated the hell out of daley. the fight was a split win for jorge in my book…..certifiably jeanyus
ufc fan boy all the way
not at all
Mt all the way
ufc fan boy all the way
by georgehouse on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll get them soon enough.
209 WHAT?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Diaz specializes in those.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Diaz is a happy stoner right now.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
i really hope Strikeforce gives Daley a fight.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Can't believe I'd say this, but I would root for Diaz if he fought Daley.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
That's how it starts man!
First you’re like “Well I guess I’ll support Diaz just this once…” and next thing you know you’re shouting “STOCKTON REPRESENT 209 209 209” from the rooftops every morning.
So is this card worth the money?
I just got home.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
the next 2 fights should be alone
my stream is great quality too
by RicketyCricket on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"it wasn't a violent enough fight"
You know, occasionally he does nail it.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Someone just lobbed a drink at the judge behind me.
I hope it was the judge who scored the featherweight title fight for Doug Evans.
is she kidding???
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Tejas, man. Tejas.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Was there any truth to the Daley vs Santos fight in Strikeforce?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
I swear to never contribute to Pual Daley's wages ever
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.
well you appear to have bought this card...
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
true
but he almost sponsored Daley downfall.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
he been smellin Don's bref
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit just got awkward for Bas for a second.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
Don't see how one judge gave Daley a 30-27.
He got taken down like 5 times in the 2nd and didn’t do anything on his feet.
"you know you love me sweetheart"
Yeah I love you too…
I can’t believe I was considering skipping this card.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
Anybody think the Teaxas crowd cheered Daley, until the heard his accent?
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George Carlin
by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GO BACK TO RUSSIA!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
Damnit, how am I going to resist the urge to post my super awesome Soko pic?
I specializes in grammar fail.
Sokoudjou sounds like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America
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@deowade
i thought there would be a lot of upsets tonight, and i was right. unfortunately i got them all backwards.
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The Gassassins are fighting
don’t know who to root for :(
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by rkilla on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Rooting for the underdog, eh?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I put some money on a parlay
Daley
Lactic Acidosis
Prangley
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Let's go for someone gets knocked out before they both keel over.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
If Houston's last fight and Sokoudjou in general is anything to go by
Then both men will collapse due to exhaustion by the 2nd round.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
He was scurred.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Masvidal flat out schooled Daley.
I can’t let go.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
k, he didnt flat out school him
he arguably won..
flat out schooling, was penn vs edgar 2
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Everything happens for a reason, right?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh please
He did nothing but run in round 1. He won round 2. And in round three he stole it by doing the only actual damage of the fight.
Also, Masvidal did nothing with any of his takedowns and his counter punching was garbage.
29-28 was the right score.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Cue Kimbo/Alexander gif
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
broken image
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Its the thought that counts.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Soko by KO in the 1st round-o...
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
is Don making odd thinly veiled references to where Theirry came from or am I being too sensitive?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
I missed it.
But I wouldn’t put it past him. What did he say?
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Quick poll worst commentary shark fights or strikeforce
by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
he pretty clearly isn’t.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you know the answer
Strikeforce is the worst bar none.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
by SSreporters on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take a half lit Don Frye over Gus Johnson any day of the week.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Your commentary in this thread.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
you don't like this?
Bas + The Beast = EPIC
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
wow
too high
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
don't jinx it.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
the kid has mad talent
just needs conditioning, heart and better coaching
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
They said he was fighting out of Temecula
But it thought he was at Oregon TQ?
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I just mentioned to my friend:
Soko is easily a top 10 LHW for one round.
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by pdl on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone know what happened in Houston's No Contest?
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I'm new here...but that dude is better than buffer
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"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
WTF is a subject line
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Bitch thats my B.O.
"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas
by II SMASH II on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Im sad someone has to lose.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
WHAT
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
I counted 3
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Theirry kept waking him back up
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
he got KO'd 3 times in 5 seconds
he has no chin left
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Houston got some heart!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
And Alexander probably couldn't tell you what day it is.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Houston “The Immortal” Alexander
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
got a big parlay with his name in it
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
call dat oxygen can
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
This fucking fight
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Sweep
What!?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
WTF?
Soko knocked him back to 97
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Soko better not gas again
Houston is a tough SOB. Oh and awesome round.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
Stop….or I’ll say stop again , gosh darn it.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeebus
Houston is straight up unconscious. What a badass. Still, 10-9 Sok.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Damn. that shit was unreal
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
He was unconcious.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
The lights are on but nobody is home
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Give me some satisfaction for my crappy TVUPlayer stream
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT IS HAPPENING!
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Holy crap that was a late stoppage
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
HOW MANY MORE SHOTS DID SOKO HAVE TO TAKE?!
Disgraceful refereeing.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
WTF JUST HAPPENED!?
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
houston dropped him, and then threw about 100 punches on the ground before the ref stopped it.
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by Rich Hansen on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
That’s what I get for having to take a piss.
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
This fucking guy beat lil nog and arona?
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only like 89 seconds late
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
I'm saying it
Comeback of the year.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
This is the kind of shit that the assembly in NY is going to shit all over the press if the subject comes up again.
You can almost count on it. He looks good for a couple minutes and then his heart leaks out of him.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Every goddamn time.
I love Soko’s style so much. Judo + leg kicks + heavy hands. Shame the heart and cardio weren’t included, the dude is like, tailor-made to break my heart.
yay :\
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Fucking Texas
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
good lord there was a whole lot of awful in that fight.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
lot of heart though
gotta give it to Alexander
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i would have if not for all the cheap shit.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a big Alexander fan
And those headbutts and hair pulling were real bad. But to comeback from being unconscious like that is outrageous.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Sokodjou is the Jermain Taylor of MMA but with punching power.
And this ref should be fired.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
he's just upset cos he got fucked up by the guy who kimbo beat
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
He's totally holding Soko's hair
Is that legal??
long hair on an mma fighter is a terrible descision
same goes for troy pololamu…
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Shit like this is why MMA won't get legalized around the country
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Great minds
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You're kidding right?
Reilly does a LOT of esearch and watchs a LOT of fights.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
i hope Theirry is Okay. god damn
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
He’ll be fine. I bet it was mostly exhaustion that kept him down for so long.
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by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
So uh...ref of the year?
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HAHAHAHAA BAS IS BEING A RIDICULOUS MAN RIGHT NOW
HOW HIGH AM I AND IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
can we get a judo chop on the Fist Full O'Dread?
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texas sucks
for more reasons than what we just saw. damn. should have just headbutted him 30 extra times. apparently its cool over there
by silent.bisonte33 on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
he probly put him up to it >_>
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be writing a pork chop
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Kid Nate's
cable died for the 2nd time during this PPV so while justin.tv bailed me out i didn’t really get to watch the fight at all to my satisfaction.
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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO
Bas and Don need a sitcom or something
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
genius
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Well...
that was conclusive…
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Bas calling out the oxygen conspiracy theorists.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Goddamn
did anyone else see Houston holding soko’s dreads while he was landing those first shots standing (and after too)
Yeah he was. I'll be writing a Pork Chop about that tactic.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent
Glad we had ref of the century officiating this one.
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
need an un'rec button
for trying to sneak in a lame joke twice in the same fight
by silent.bisonte33 on Sep 12, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
apparently Bas and Don like the oxygen cans
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
LOL @ bas talkin shit on MiddleEasy
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Didn't mention their name but
he went on a rant about the whole oxygen “controversy” after they put a mask on Soko
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm really happy for Houston, he needed that really bad.
This fight was amazing, but the ending was a shame. He could’ve been killed. I hope he’s okay. That’s the type of beating where you go to hospital and fall into a coma later that night.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
That's better than Lesnar's comeback
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
It's close...ending with a KO might give it the edge
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George Carlin
I mean Lesnar was hurt, but Houston was out on his feet and dropped 4 times
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish everyone was as upset about Alexander’s blatant headbutts and hair-pulling as they are about the late stoppage.
well
both can be true. the man was unconscious…several times in the first round.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, the reffing was much, much worse than anything Alexander did
It’s the ref’s job to keep these guys safe and he failed repeatedly throughout the fight. It’s his job to discipline Alexander.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Alexander was dirty and the ref (Steve Armstrong) was awful. Double fail.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I was pissed about it up-blog. That shit was cheap and dirty.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I was only partially talking about the comments here — people saying the commission officials were angry about the stoppage at cageside, but where were they at the end of the first round??
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I could be completely wrong
But when I was watching, it looked to me like the headbutts were not intentional—it looked like Alexander was so out of it that he couldn’t quite tell where he was in relation to Soko.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought the same thing on the first one, but the second seemed mighty intentional to me.
by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
ask him about the goddamn headbutts!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
He was unconscious.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
i dont care.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Royce Gracie is not impressed.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Mark Coleman is.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
Then he is to be hated.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
4 shame houston
Headbuts and dread clutch?
I guess instinct kicked in when your brain was scrambled but still…for shame
notice to mma fighters
Do Not Fight On Card In Texas
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller
my god
bas and don are tearing apart the production team
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Consider me off the Houston Alexander Fanwagon
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
don frye is keeping it real
on outting this ref as a serial offender
by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
see beneath all the craziness
He makes spot-on points.
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
he sounds fuckin blasted lol
"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"
by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
He can probably sponge a beer or two out of his moustache.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Why isn't anyone talking about all those headbutts?
Was it 3-4 clearly intentional? Are the rules in Shark Fights different?
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not saying they need to bash the fights, or even the fighters, but to not even recognize it?
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe they missed it?
There seems to be alcohol involved in this whole evening.
Two that looked pretty intentional all though fairly weak.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
a few points
1. the head butts didn’t look to be that effective.
2. it happened at the end of the round.
3. soko hardly made an arm gesture to complain
4. alexander was near unconscious
these are not excuses – just reasons why the headbutts will be overlooked.
there was another one earlier
no more than a minute earlier… it looked really hard….
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
thats what i dont get… it was almost like it didnt happen. Id like to see a gif of it but I could have sworn alexander nailed him with his cone head twice on purpose??
anyone have this on DVR who could confirm that?
I’m almost pisitive that there was another one earlier…
by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I just remember the two small ones at the end.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not donating.
Simply to hang out with the Stache himself.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Gosh I’ll jump at the chance to donate to an Oliver North organisation…
by Sink on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol@ kruck...he finally got a ZING!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Come on Keith, do it for all the Jardines around the world!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
of Mean
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Im just in it for the Jardines
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Typical
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
i know, right.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Gordan Ramsey by
!^&%(%!$%&&^&^$*^&%%!
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speaking of which, what’s going on in masterchef? I’ve forgotten to watch it the past few weeks since I think the third or fourth episode.
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Not much
Basically it just makes me wish I was watching Masterchef Australia instead.
how’s the hot young southern girl doing? the asian with the over exaggerated expressions?
perception is reality
by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yo... I've only been halfway paying attention for the duration of this event, but..
Is it just me, or is this the type of shit people are going to be talking about in five years, if only for the sake of the fucking commentary? I don’t think they will ever bless us with the Rutten Frye connection ever again. This is amazing.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
No…..he’s just happy to see you.
by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think this ref saw Lesnar-Carwin
and took Dana’s praise of the ref a little too close to heart.
Really, if he stopped 2 seconds earlier, that would be roughly equal to what Carwin did to Lesnar. I don’t think it was that bad, and it just depends on individual tastes on when the fight should stop.
Not even close. Lesnar at least had his hands up
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Fry sounds hammered.
Fear is temporary regret is for ever.
by twodragunns on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If you don’t like the fights I’m gonna kill you. I love him
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Don Frye: “Hope you’re enjoying the fights, if not I’ll kill you!”
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
by zakkree on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he is AMPED!!!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
LMFAO DON
I am too messed up for this
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
so is he
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
I suddenly have this urge to buy a Clinch Gear shirt.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
The jackoffs on the UG just creamed their pants
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Frye just threatened to murder me right?
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No. The motherfuckers on the UG. We're safe.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
OH THANK GOD
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
We spectulated ealier you were already dead.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
oh you know you'd miss me going full retard all the time
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I know.
Sometimes I don’t really show it… but you know.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
really whys that?
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Reasons
for one, you live in Jersey.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh true
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Thankfully, I think it only applied to the Underground members...
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
I suddenly have the urge to watch Don Fry mma video’s after tonights fights.
Fear is temporary regret is for ever.
I have a second screen
and am strongly considering putting my Bas Rutten instructionals on it. Right now.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
you think his speaking voice would be better...
…his mom was a teacher…FOR CHARLIE BROWN…am I right?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I just want to say well done to BE
Shark Fights has gotten more comments than several Strikeforce and UFC events.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
Don't let me down, Keith!!!
"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers
I'm glad I've never been a huge fan...
I couldn’t deal with all the stress.
Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.
Please win, Keith.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
he did a sweet throw!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
If Chimps kickboxed
It would look like a Jardine Mirror Match
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@deowade
LOL
Made me think of the monkey knife fight illustration from ye olden tymes
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Shazam

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@deowade
by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
dsklaf;jadsklf;dsjakfl;c
/Dead
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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
NIIIIIIIICE LEg Kick!
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
Someone say Herky Jerky..please please..
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
hopefully he washed Hamill’s staph outta those shorts
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
Prangley just leapt it
in a single bound
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Did Don just suggest that Prangley knee Jardine in the head?
reliving the good old days, I guess. Love that man.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
I don't remember Jardine ever submitting anyone on TUF or UFC.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
Pop the top
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
did Prangly just intentionally move from side control to guard
or did I imagine that?
by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
The Wanderlei procedure
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
That is not the easiest round to score
10-9 Prangley.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
5 rounds please.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
10-9 Prangles
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
Jardine's chin was purchased at a Magic Shop
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I just want to note
that “Rabid Octopus” is a much cooler nickname than “The Dean of Mean”
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Don Frye is perfect for broadcasting.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
Hey SS.
UDub wins 41- 20 :D
Gotta love it!
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Locker was excellent.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Jake 4 Hiesman!
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
If we beat Nebraska next week I'll probably be mentally unfit for the public for about a week.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
leg kicks please
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
"Looks like he's going to fall over at any time"
Too true Don, too true.
If fights were based off of crazy head movement outside of opponent's striking range
Jardine would be undefeated
"A lot of wrestlers have that problem, especially in MMA."
Does Don Frye street fight wrestlers?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Argh, is there
anything more frustrating than a guy rocking someone and then initiating a clinch against the cage?
Just rewatch the Machida-Rashad KO.
That’s what you do on the cage.
Only one thing
sex without climax……….fuckin frustraiting!
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Jardine has to be trying to tire Prangley out.
All that walking aimlessly across the cage is a good strategy.
keith "trick chin" jardine
“hey kids, wanna see a trick?”
by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
*slams his own head on table*
doesn’t get up
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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
funny stuff :)
"I'd love to be a Cheick Kongo looking brother that could actually move and do a lot of funky stuff - Jiu Jitsu, takedowns, kicks and stuff." - Jon Jones.
"This is the internet: you either have soul-stopping power or you’re a pillow-fisted pansy. There is no middle ground." - woomikee
by outlander78 on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
how so?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
love Jardine ... one of my favourite fighters ...
but damn he’s terrible. I think he’s worse than he was few years ago.
20-18 Prangley
Jardine looks crappy, and not in his usual way.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
PRINGLES UP 20-18
With his Russell Crowe, gladiatorial looking ass.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Only blond and shit. He would have been in Gladiator if the Germans won the war.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
"It's only a matter of time before I win my title."
riiiiiiiiight.
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
is it bad that I am still not amazed that he beat Chuck?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Young brawling Forrest.
Forrest of today would crush Keith “The Dean of Antihistamine” Jardine.
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just rewatched Forrest vs. Rashad.
I would put money on Forrest in a rematch, and probably get great odds for it.
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so you are saying he blocks allergens?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Prangly staying off the Coors Light advertisement
Fucking must be slippery.
But they have cold activation and holes in there boxes
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
thats what she said
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Dunno why some people think Jardines striking is beneficial in any way
Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn
He's terrifying looking and he moves all crazy
It subconsciously reminds people of the girl from the Ring
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Prangley's counter-punching has been really sharp
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Jardine resembles a hobbled animal at this point. He needs to attack.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
Keith just seems to be cruising towards another decision loss.
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, it would be a huge win for Prangley to beat someone who has lost 4 (soon to be) 5 in a row
With 3 of them by knockout.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
its more the name recognition to the casuals i assume
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter
People know Keith Jardine’s name at least (vs his other opponents)
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I sense sarcasm.
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
WTF are you talking about
They didn’t circle for an entire round
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn, nice finish Keith
but put your hands down. you still lost.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Frye sounds totally trashed
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
Because he is.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Jardine can be teeing off at will and you’re still more worried for him than you are for the other guy.
by Sink on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
this
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
keith has his arms up because why?
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Really good card.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
SHARK FIGHTS HAVE ARRIVED!
Of course, this is shark fights 13, so…
My spidey sense predicts a really crappy decision
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
pass
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
tito maybe?
He has a chin, he still can take people down, and he has a good gas tank.
Chuck doesn’t have a chin, Jardine doesn’t have a chin, and Soko doesn’t have a gas tank
Soko has a glass jaw too.
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
was i the only one praying for jardine to get last second ko’ed?
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
bahaha. idk why i love seeing him specifically get ko’ed so much. the bader fight made my life
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
hopefully the chick that got hit with the beer
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
toooo close.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
good night all
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
the same one pounding dranks
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Split?
Wow. UFC Fight Night better not be filled with decisions because people will get screwed.
4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.
goodnight errbody
I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.
by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
why not?
Daley won 30-27 on one card.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Why wouldn't you?
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
What I meant was
A bunch of drunks at a sporting event being asked to be quiet by a guy with an accent, I’m surprised they didn’t cheer/boo him instead.
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
if nothing else they are patriotic and respect the country
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
And Jesus. He’s making fans in this motherfucker.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Jardine needs to go to Japan and fight for Dream
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
jardine has been rocked in his last what, 10 fights? hes got to win some kind of worst chin award or something.
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
Rampages last 4 wins have been really shit on lately.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
was i shitting on his win? didnt notice XP
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
No
Reality is. Perception I guess.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t look down on the win at all. I think his chin has probably deteriorated much since then anyway.
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I was just thinking about it
Hendo, Chuck, Keith and Wandy.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
ohhh. you mean theyve all lost. yea tru
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
Not just lost though, they’ve all pretty much entered a different era of their career afterward. Either out of the UFC or at MW.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
i said his chin sucks, not the back of his head :D
by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
No one
but a lot of people really count him out. He’s not really seen as a contender to most people. And then fact he’s fighting at MW now. It just looks bad for Rampage, IMO
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
“2 hours of rough hard sex!!!!!!”
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"That was like two hours of rough sex"
This card should’ve been Shark Fights 13: Quoteworthy
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Can't wait for someone to remix the commentary
DJ Steve Porter I hope you’re reading this
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll watch Shark Fights again no matter who is on the card as long as they keep Bas and Don. Fucking Awesome
" Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. "
------ Zapp Brannigan
by Hellsing on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm legitimately sad that this is coming to an end.
Anyway, show’s over folks. Goodbye.

I specializes in grammar fail.
He said they were both a couple of cavemen and there was just no response to that, only silence was appropriate
Maybe he's a big Nugent fan
and meant Craveman
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Don + Bass =

These two need to commentate together more.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Bass
like the fish. Duh.
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
Fuck that's terrifying
It’s like something out of an Aphex Twin vid
by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think the powers that be will ever let us see that again. Cherish this fight fans.
by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m not so sure…the fights were just above average, but the commentary will seriously bring people in. It’s not often that happens
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s like Madden…he was odd and obnoxious, but fun and for many people he’s the only commentator people wouldn’t mute, so of course stations will keep him on
by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
jardine has the most ineffective striking of all time. seriously, what does he do thats good? prangley is a middleweight and was gassed for half the fight. jardine needs to do something about that striking…
unpredictable striking can really throw some people off, and that’s really been the story of his success. Now that he’s been in the limelight for some time, his style is understood and can be picked apart.
he can’t hurt anyone, whats the point?
by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I think he thinks to much of himself
He probably bought into the hype, but when you think about it he was never really that good. Who has he beat convincingly?
Forrest? Kerry Schall?
He got waaay to much hype from semi-beating chuck, and people expected waay to much from him.
i mean, does he train like he fights? i cant imagine jackson would like him using that ‘style’ of his.
by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Alexander sweeping from half guard?
Jardine throwing up armbars and heel hooks?
Shark Fights = Twilight Zone

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