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"Shark Fights 13: Jardine vs. Prangley" Live Results and Play-by-Play

The biggest event of this jam-packed MMA weekend goes down tonight in Amarillo, Texas, where UFC veterans Keith Jardine and Trevor Prangley square off in the light-heavyweight main event of Shark Fights 13.

BloodyElbow.com will have full results and round-by-round coverage starting with the live undercard stream on Sherdog and continuing through the pay-per-view portion of the show, so make sure to join us back here at 8:00 p.m. ET / 5 p.m. PT.

Quick Results

Trevor Prangley def. Keith Jardine via split decision
Houston Alexander def. Sokoudjou via TKO (punches) R2, 1:31
Paul Daley def. Jorge Masvidal via unanimous decision
Danillo Villefort def. Joey Villasenor via unanimous decision
Tarec Saffiedine def. Brock Larson via unanimous decision
Paul Bradley def. Johnny Rees via submission (RNC) R1, 4:28
Ronnie Mann def. Douglas Evans via split decision
Aaron Rosa def. Devin Cole via unanimous decision
Daniel Straus def. Karen Darabedyan via unanimous decision
Eric Davila def. Pete Spratt via submission (guillotine) R2, 3:49

Star-divide

205: Keith Jardine (15-8-1) vs. Trevor Prangley (22-6-1)
Round 1: Jardine shoots in and Prangley negates the takedown with the Thai plum. Jardine muscling the South African against the fence. Prangley drops Jardine with a knee all the way up the middle from the clinch! Jardine survives and pulls guard, catching Prangley in an armbar as he gives chase. Jardine comes close to finishing, but Prangley steps over and twists loose. Jardine now bleeding from the corner of his left eye where he caught the knee. Prangley kneeing Jardine's body as he works from side control. Punches to the ribs seem to irk Jardine as he closes up his guard. Jardine grabs at an inside heel hook and uses the hold to escape to the feet with 30 second left. Jardine lands a cracking left hook that makes Prangley grin. 10-9 Prangley.
Round 2: Leg kicks from Jardine the only meaningful offense in the first half of the round. Texas crowd begins to boo. Three minutes in, Prangley cracks Jardine again and the "Dean of Mean" goes to his backside. Prangley rushes and shoves him into the cage. They break and Jardine goes back to his leg kicks. Prangley with some kicks of his own, also pumping his left jab into Jardine's grill. Jardine tries a takedown with 30 seconds left but only winds up with a waistlock against the cage. 10-9 Prangley.
Round 3
: Jardine emerges aggressive, pouring on leg kicks, but he needs a finish here to win. Jardine finds an overhand right as Prangley continues to swing and miss this round. Jardine is landing a few glancing blows for each of Prangley's counter-punches, but Prangley's landing harder. Hard right lands for Jardine at the four-minute mark. Prangley tries a takedown but Jardine pops back up. Jardine starting to wing desperate punches. Prangley tries to tie up but Jardine's not having it. Prangley looks wobbled! Knees from the clinch by Jardine as the round and the bout ends. Too little, too late. 10-9 Jardine in the third, but 29-28 Prangley on my unofficial card.
Trevor Prangley (23-6-1) def. Keith Jardine (15-9-1) via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

205: Rameau Sokoudjou (9-6) vs. Houston Alexander (10-6)
Round 1: Tentative stalking and exchanging of leg kicks in the first 90 seconds. Sokoudjou's left leg heavily taped as usual. Sokoudjou explodes and drops Alexander with a big left, but Alexander survives by clinging on to the Cameroonian's leg. Sokoudjou pounds away but can't finish and Alexander gets back up, still wobbled. Sokoudjou landing shots at will as Alexander hangs in. Right hook puts Alexander on rubber legs again! He stumbles away from the fence and they wind up on the mat in center cage, Sokoudjou in Alexander's half-guard. Alexander sweeps with 45 seconds on the clock, begins smothering Sokoudjou with one hand and punching with the other. Alexander gets away with a pair of blatant headbutts from guard. Referee Steve Armstrong does nothing. 10-9 Sokoudjou.
Round 2: Alexander hurts Sokoudjou with an uppercut, then a knee. Sokoudjou goes fetal against the cage and Alexander wails away for what seems like 20 seconds before the ref steps in.
Houston Alexander (11-6) def. Rameau Sokoudjou (9-7) via TKO (punches) R2, 1:31

170: Paul Daley (24-9-2) vs. Jorge Masvidal (20-5)
Round 1: Daley letting his right hand go early, both to the head and body of Masvidal. Left hand over the top backs Masvidal up. Masvidal says he caught a poke to the eye as he shot for a single-leg and Kerry Hatley gives him a break. Masvidal only takes about 15 seconds to recover and they're back on. Masvidal's not throwing, only circling the perimeter of the cage. Daley tries a wacky handstand-kick and is taken down soon after. He creates some distance and pushes Masvidal off. Masvidal still not pulling the trigger, nearly gets taken down toward the end of the round. 10-9 Daley.
Round 2: Left jab working from Daley, slapping body kicks too. Masvidal catches a leg and brings "Semtex" down, but Daley scrambles back up. Another takedown for Masvidal, and again Daley walks up the cage. Half the round gone as they clinch and stall out against the fence. Masvidal spins Daley out and connects with a knee to the body as they break. Masvidal effortlessly takes Daley down again, this time in the center of the cage. Not much going on and Kerry Hatley stands them up with seconds left in the round. Okay. 10-9 Masvidal.
Round 3: Daley gets taken down again and puts his back to the cage post and looks at the referee, imploring him for a restart as Masvidal isn't doing much. He gets it and Daley starts hunting again. Masvidal keeping his distance from the hands of Daley and slipping the single punches "Semtex" is throwing. Daley sneaking the left jab through with 90 seconds left. Masvidal shoots and Daley lands about 10 quick shots to the head as he spins free. Masvidal looks to be hurt, but he recovers as Daley backs up to let him stand. 30 seconds left and Daley is looking for the homerun shot. Out of nowhere, Daley grabs a waistlock and scores a takedown with 10 seconds left. Vicious hammerfists and forearms from Daley to end the fight. I think Daley stole it in the last minute and a half. 10-9 Daley and 29-28 "Semtex" on my card.
Paul Daley (25-9-2) def. Jorge Masvidal (20-6) via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)

185: Joey Villasenor (27-7) vs. Danillo Villefort (11-3)
Round 1: Villasenor initiates the clinch, but it's Villefort who trips him down and moves to half-guard. Villefort with head-and-arm control but can't pass to the side to finish off the choke. He stands over Villasenor and dives through his guard with a few bombs that just miss. Back to half-guard. Villasenor escapes and lands a right on his way out. Villefort botches a takedown and pulls guard as the round ends. 10-9 Villefort.
Round 2
: Villefort knocks Villasenor down with an overhand right. Looks like Villasenor may have slipped on the mat as he pops back up. Villasenor connects with a cracking knee as Villefort shoots, but the takedown comes anyway. Villefort still can't pass Villasenor's half-guard, but he's threatening with subs nonetheless. Villefort finally passes to Joe's right as the round ends. 10-9 Villefort.
Round 3: Slower-paced round with Villasenor actually spending some time on top, only to be swept by Villefort in the last minute. Villefort hopped into mount at the very end of the round but couldn't finish Villasenor. 10-9 Villefort again and I've got it 30-27 for the Brazilian.
Danillo Villefort (12-3) def. Joey Villasenor (27-8) via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

170: Brock Larson (32-4) vs. Tarec Saffiedine (9-2)
Round 1: A pair of southpaws squaring off in this one. Larson charges in and Saffiedine makes him pay with a nice left. Saffiedine misses a head kick but lands the follow-up right hand. Larson's single-leg attempts aren't taking and he settles for pushing Saffiedine into the fence. Saffiedine gets tripped but winds up on top with 90 seconds left, punching away at Larson from half-guard. Easy round to score, 10-9 Saffiedine.
Round 2: Saffiedine working leg kicks and catches Larson flinching when he feints a jab. Larson looking tired already, keeping on the outside with his hands by his sides. Saffiedine rushes in with a knee and Larson spins him into the fence. Larson working on a high-crotch single but Saffiedine is using the fence to stabilize himself well. They break and Saffiedine lands a nice knee on the exit. Saffiedine just walking Larson down now. He lays an arm across Larson's throat and pushes him into the cage. Commentary team pleads for one of the men to steal the round with 10 seconds left, but it was all Saffiedine to me. 10-9 Saffiedine.
Round 3: Right hook and outside low kicks by Saffiedine. He digs one to the body of Larson, causing the wrestler to shoot immediately. Saffiedine sprawls and goes back to stalking Larson. Another single-leg attempt from the tired Larson. Saffiedine being held against the fence but sending elbows to the body and the side of Larson's head. Saffiedine yanks his leg free and finds himself in Larson's half-guard. Elbows from on top, knees to the body by Saffiedine. Larson looking to frame up a kimura on Saffiedine's left arm. Saffiedine grinding on Larson for the final minute and should take the decision handily. 10-9 Saffiedine and 30-27 total for the Belgian.
Tarec Saffiedine (10-2) def. Brock Larson (32-5) via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

 

170: Paul Bradley (12-2) vs. Johnny Rees (12-2)
Round 1: Bradley scores an early takedown and works from half, then stuffed back to full guard. Bradley gets to side control and sinks in a choke, then walks around to north-south position! Looking bad for Rees. Can't tell if he's gone to sleep or he's just trying to fake Bradley out. Looks like he's playing possum as the camera shows his legs still bridging. Rees escapes, but Bradley transitions to a rear-naked choke and it's tight. Rees taps. Very impressive showing from Bradley.
Paul Bradley (13-2) def. Johnny Rees (12-3) via submission (rear-naked choke) R1, 4:28

145 Title: Douglas Evans (10-6) vs. Ronnie Mann (17-2-1)
Round 1: Lots of activity early on from Mann, mixing up punches and leg kicks on the defending champion Evans. Mann chopping away at the left leg of Evans when he gets caught inside and Evans underhooks him into the fence. Guillotine attempt from Mann causes Evans to back out, but Evans scores a takedown soon after in the center of the cage. Mann looks for a triangle, then an armbar, then a leglock. Evans avoids them all and snares a tight-looking guillotine of his own at the very end of the round. 10-9 Mann.
Round 2: Evans still trying to find his range, loading up on a big right hand that keeps missing. Mann counters a leg kick with a flying knee and knocks Evans to the canvas, but they pop right back up. One-two lands from Mann, followed by a hard right. Flying knee from Mann misses and Evans uses the opportunity to score a takedown. Mann uses the cage to sweep and escape with 90 seconds left. Mann stuffs a takedown and looks for a guillotine, causing Evans to abandon the attempt. Yet another flying knee attempt from Mann as the round expires. 10-9 Mann.
Round 3: Mann sparks Evans with a head kick, maybe the hardest shot of the fight. Evans regains his senses and scores a takedown, but Mann swings his legs up and snares an armbar. Evans lifts Mann off the mat and slams him on his head. Mann looks stunned but survives and turtles up against the fence with Evans in north-south position. Evans tries for a guillotine, but Mann gets to his feet and frees himself. Mann stuffs a takedown attempt and Evans eats a knee for his troubles. Mann grabs a guillotine on another takedown attempt, but Evans pops his head out and the round ends. 10-9 Mann.
Round 4: More chopping leg kicks from Mann and Evans' shots are fading. Evans motions that he catches an eye poke, but the ref Steve Armstrong disagrees and tells him to continue. High kick from Mann catches Evans around the solar plexus. A repeat of the end of the third as Evans shoots from way out and Mann snares a guillotine. It looks tight, but Evans waits it out and extracts his head. 10-9 Mann.
Round 5: Mann keeps working on the legs of Evans, now also landing short hooks from inside. Evans tries a low single that Mann easily defends. Mann kicks to the body and Bas Rutten goes wild. Another failed takedown attempt by Evans, whose punches are all missing by a good margin. Right hand stumbles Evans but Mann doesn't charge. Mann still trying the flying knees with 30 seconds left in the last round, and one yields Evans a takedown. I have the last round 10-9 Mann, a clean sweep for the challenger on my card. The announce crew seems to think it was a close fight, though, and this is Texas, so we'll see.
Ronnie Mann (18-2-1) def. Douglas Evans (10-7) via split decision (48-47, 47-48, 47-48)
Common sense prevails and Ronnie Mann is your new Shark Fights 145-pound champion.

HW: Devin Cole (14-7-1) vs. Aaron Rosa (14-3)
Round 1: The two heavyweights grab one another and punch away, Frye-Takiyama-style. Ironic, since Frye is in the booth tonight. "Remember that?" Bas Rutten asks. "Barely," Frye replies. Cole pushing Rosa into the cage, but Rosa sending some nice knees inside. Cole drags Rosa down and Rosa closes guard. After a moment, Cole stands up and Rosa follows suit. 10-10.
Round 2
: Cole seems to catch an eye poke, but referee Steve Armstrong doesn't take action. Just big arm punches from Cole now, Rosa keeping his range and digging to the body. Cole pressing Rosa into the fence with over-unders, looking for a trip. Good dirty boxing from Cole and Rosa disengages with a kick to the body. And back to the clinch goes a tired-looking Cole. Head kick from Rosa just misses. Cole desperately looking for a double, then a single, but there's nothing doing and he goes back to shoving Rosa into the cage. Nice takedown from Rosa toward the end of the round. 10-9 Rosa.
Round 3: Rosa keeping his distance, pumping his jab while Cole tries leg kicks and arm punches. Rosa looks the fresher of the two and lands a nice front kick to the breadbasket. Rosa puts together a three-piece but wades back out after a Cole uppercut. Leg kick from Rosa causes Cole to wince and shake his head. Another nice combo from Rosa causes Cole to clinch up. Rosa reverses and Cole's back is to the cage with a minute left. Knees to the thigh inside by Rosa, then a nice one to the body from the clinch. Cole scores a takedown with 20 seconds left and pounds away, but it probably wasn't enough to take the round. 10-9 Rosa in the final frame and 30-28 Rosa on my card.
Aaron Rosa (15-3) def. Devin Cole (14-8-1) via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

155: Karen Darabedyan (9-3) vs. Daniel Straus (12-3)
Round 1
: Darabedyan stuffs a shot early and makes Straus pay with some strikes from the clinch and a guillotine attempt. Straus pushes Darabedyan into the fence and Darabedyan reverses, landing inside knees and foot stomps. Straus explodes out of the clinch with a glancing high kick. Straus rushes in with a combo and pushes Darabedyan into the fence, gets reversed, but then plants Darabedyan firmly on the mat. Straus takes mount for a moment, but Darabedyan uses the cage to work back to his feet. Darabedyan drops for a leg and rolls over on the heel hook. He can't get enough space up against the cage and Straus extracts the limb. Darabedyan takes side control to close out the round. 10-9 Darabedyan.
Round 2: Darabedyan pushes the action early on, but the fighters settle into a slow pace for the middle minutes of the frame. Darabedyan working leg kicks, Straus head-hunting with a nasty left hook and some body/head kicks of his own. 10-9 Straus.
Round 3: Straus sprawls well on a Darabedyan takedown attempt, then trips Darabedyan down himself. Quickly into full mount, Straus tries to flatten Darabedyan out, but he's shrimping hard underneath. Straus back to half guard with Darabedyan looking for a submission on the left leg. Straus frees himself but sacrifices position, and they're back to the feet. Low double from Darabedyan puts Straus on his back against the fence. Straus looks to be tiring and in trouble, but manages to sweep. Back on the feet, Straus is motioning to the referee in frustration as Darabedyan pushes him into the cage. Ref Kerry Hatley restarts them with a minute left. Long shot from Straus scores, but there's not much time on the clock. The final round is 10-9 Straus on my card, giving him the fight 29-28.
Daniel Straus (13-3) def. Karen Darabedyan (9-4) via unanimous decision

170: Pete Spratt (21-17) vs. Eric Davila (17-10)
Missed the first round due to loading issues with the Sherdog stream, but Davila knocked Spratt down with a nice knee midway through the second, pounced and then locked up a tight guillotine to get the tap.
Eric Davila (18-10) def. Pete Spratt (21-18) via submission (guillotine choke) R2, 3:49

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Hmm.

I really don’t know who to pick between Jardine and my boy Trevor “Pringles” Prangley.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i’ll take jardine by pretty dominating win.

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, I agree. I just hate to go against Pringles.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prangley via rapist choke

by Slic Ric on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dan Quinn via stevia choke

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

by DamnSevern on Sep 11, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

diggin the usual suspects sig

my sig was “who is keizer soze?” for a long time

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

my question is who's the gimp?

what’s your story pretzel man?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I take it all Hooters locations will be showing this since they are a sponsor...

I need to find a LA bar that will show this because I have fucking DirecTV. All the bars I frequent for UFC PPVs have DirecTV. FFUUUUUUUUUUU

by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, got a negatory on hooters Santa Monica..

Anyone found an LA bar showing it yet?

by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh and I got Houston all day.

He is for real. Hey, if Minowa can rock him…

by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The Assassin vs. The African Assassin.

Motion to add Nebraskan to Houston’s nickname!

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I 2nd this motion

Proud member of the newly established Frankie Edgar bandwagon
Cain will beat Brock, I am accepting sig bets.

by KingAtRock on Sep 11, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t play with my emotions like this.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

too good not to be green!

War Houston!!!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck, just realized this is in Texas.

Bring on the Oxygen cans and refs who stand you up from full mount!

by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 1:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think it's cool

just because I have family down in Amarillo.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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by Geno Mrosko on Sep 11, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude reminds me of Gordon Ramsey in that promo.

Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

by El Webber on Sep 11, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

$40 on AT&T U-Verse

Was going to order it for the $29.99 price point that this has been advertised at, but for some reason it’s $40 even on my cable provider. Does anyone have any insight as to why this is (not that it will change anything).

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by Rich Hansen on Sep 11, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The standard preemptive warning:

Sharing of illegal or pirated streams is not allowed and will result in immediate banning. Sorry, but them’s the rules.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

understandable

they should offer a legal online ppv stream but as far as i can tell you have to get it through your service provider

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s fair enough. I don’t believe there is one, but if anybody knows differently, feel free to post a link.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

as best as i can tell

you have to get it through your cable provider

they really should offer a online ppv stream you can purchase

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Daley looked beat up from the weight cut.

He was yellow from the cut. It was like 15 pounds in a day. If he doesn’t get it done in the first, he’ll have problems in the 2nd and the 3rd.

by Lil_Machete on Sep 11, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LMAO thank you...

I’ve been trying to decipher this for the past several minutes…

It's not called Ultimate Sloppy Kickboxing, and Fitch doesn't have to STANDANDBANG like an idiot to gain some alcoholic fans.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time I hear an ice cream truck pass by, I think of how I’ll never get to have another one of these again.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I KNOW!

I loved the WWF wrestling ice cream bars. Now I see Spongebobs and Doras looking back at me when the ice cream truck comes by. It fills me with great sadness.

by Trysdor on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Bas and Don doing commentary for the undercard?

It's not called Ultimate Sloppy Kickboxing, and Fitch doesn't have to STANDANDBANG like an idiot to gain some alcoholic fans.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi guys

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm actually really excited for this event

but also, thoughts and prayers go out to all of those that were affected on this day 9 years ago

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look." - Revolver

by flyingkneetoface on Sep 11, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye!

Love the shirt rofl…

by Xtor on Sep 11, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

If you dont like Don Frye’s shirt you can giiiiiit out!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I agree

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sherdog stream working for anyone?

just spinning for me…

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

same

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's doing the same thing for me :/

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

website-to-website cronyism!!!!!

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just spinning for me.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a pretty shitty internet connection though, so it might be that.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Running smoothly here.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye is LIVE!

Sofa king awesome.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

“Horny as a three-peckered billygoat.”

DON FRYE IS THE MAN.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

“Knock that liver out his ass.”

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve refreshed a bazillion times, mine’s not going to play… I blame it all on Sherdog since I already don’t like them.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He lost 50% of his purse? DAMN.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

NEVER BEEN KNOCKED OUT

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn BROCKLESNAR!!!! should be fighting here. The adult beverage sponsor is more up his alley.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a big head

But Davila’s head is monstrous

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Tito Ortiz is at home watching and saying “God DAMN that’s a big head.”

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting contrast with his alligator arms.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know there is a gender issue but he is really dropping the ball on not having the nickname “Cruella”

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

insanely frustrating to just get a spinner.

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

can’t get the stream on IE or firefox – just spinning…

by stray on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone but Nick. Haha.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not I

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Itsa fine.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is too fast and smooth :(

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 this conversation over this fight.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone who’s gotten the spinner been able to successfully see it through repeated refreshing?

by Jahbulon on Sep 11, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I have awoken from my nyquil induced slumber

And shall now enjoy some shark fights

Whats good brehs?

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

everything is bad. spinning bad.

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine loaded first time

No problem

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"its easy

inside low kick, hit the liver, punch the head. But its hard."

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

headbutts dont get a break now?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

GOTDAMN!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice work by Davila.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he just kiss him post guilotine?

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dudes got a sewer rat on his eyebrow

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Its MUSKRAT!

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

impressive win for Devila.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes my parlay

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there.

Guess what?

FUCK YO BETS.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

down 550 on mmaplayground doesn't equal a suede couch, but I'll still whip Rick James' ass for disrespectin'

I ain’t the ______ to steal on.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNITY

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't slap a man...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

GROWING UP IN THE GHETTO
HANGING OUT ON CORNERS
SINGING WITH THE FELLAS
LOOKIN FOR THE CUTE CHICKS
TRYING TO FIND THE BIG FUN
LOOKIN FOR SOME TROUBLE
FROM ANYONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME

TALKING
BOUT GHETTO LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Undersdog 1 to 0

Let’s see how many of them win tonight.

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s the underdog in the assassins’ fight.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one without hair

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardio

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the red corner

….Make that blue corner

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be nice if I could actually, you know, watch these fights.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Main bouts:
Keith Jardine (15-8-1) -260 vs. Trevor Prangley (22-6-1) 200
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (9-6) -550 vs. Houston Alexander (10-6) 350
Paul Daley (24-9-2) -500 vs. Jorge Masvidal (20-5) 300
Joey Villasenor (27-7) -500 vs. Danillo Villefort (11-3) 300
Brock Larson (28-4) -205 vs. Tarec Saffiedine (9-2) +160

Preliminary bouts:
Ronnie Mann (17-2-1) -500 vs. Doug Evans (10-6) 330 [FW title]
Paul Bradley (12-2) -500 vs. Johnny Rees (12-2) +350
Aaron Rosa (14-3) -170 vs. Devin Cole (14-7-1) 155
Karen Darabedyan (9-3) -365 vs. Daniel Straus (12-3) 285
Pete Spratt (21-17) -225 vs. Eric Davila (17-10) 175

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Sokoudjou -550? Really?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think odds makers watch fights.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need to get a bet in immediately

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had i not bought a quarter of dank yesterday, I would do the same. I can’t risk burning all my money.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly this is how I should be getting rich. What the fuck is wrong with me?

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betting on MMA sucks

Unless you have really good dog, like Houston. :)

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only time i bet MMA i had a Minotauro/Evans/Rampage parlay at UFC92……. that was a tough one to lose

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minotauro sure seemed like a sure bet against Mir going into that fight, didn’t he?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw Joel McHale do stand up that night and when I got home I was like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna see McHale

but they wanted $75 for cheap seats. I mean, c’mon, dude. I already heard your jokes, how bout I give you tree fiddy and let me stand in the aisle?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t go offerin the Joel no tree fiddy, woman!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those are odds you can pass on.

When you know three guys have a huge chance of winning the odds are stcked in your favor. Even if you lose, its still worth it.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Sokoudjou will beat the pants off of Houston, but -550 is insane. This is still the same Sokoudjou that got KTFO by Minowa, after all.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye sounds like one of the muppets

The same guy who voiced the Old Guys in the Opera Box…just listen

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

gitemouthereamarillo!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WW division?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ever since Vic Makey knocked off the Armenian money train, they've all had to go back to work...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It’s not me sweetie, I’m a flyweight.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol unintentional fat joke

my bad

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to see Kerry Hatley placed in a literal shark cage.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

but then he would be protected.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shark tank, I should say.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were trying to further his biology career.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he meant shank tark, or tark shank, or whatever it was that Gus Johnson said on that last San Jose show.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great round.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Good 1st round...10-10?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA!

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

"A couple of whores fightin over a loose dollar"

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ Don Frye

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

couple of whores fightin over a loose dollar

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Looks like a couple of whores fighting over a loose dollar.”

Awesome.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like a couple of whores fighting over a loose dollar

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you're cool

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I should bow out after that one

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone spent too much time in Mexico.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

be nice if the stream would work for me but the shit just keeps spinning with no end in sight

this sucks

i blame sherdog

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No. Maybe it’s your computer. I haven’t had any problems so far with the stream.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i was bein sarcastic
i dunno what it could be with my comp causin it to not work, i got good broadband internet connection it’s a fairly young and capable machine i’ve tried runnin on ie firefox and google chrome and still nothing but spin.
but it’s something and i’m not the only one it’s happening to

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s not your computer, it’s sherdog, or the video player they’re using, or something like that.

people with all kinds of different computers are not able to watch it. me included.

www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology

by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNTRUE. YOU ALL HAVE DELLS.

WAR STEVE JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe? I have a Dell and it’s working 100%.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be cool and act like i have a Mac. I actually have a Dell too – and it’s also working fine.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a mac and a dell. and i have no stream.

www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology

by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don is being funny… but Bas seems like he’s holding back… a lot.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m missing Don Frye epicness……….

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he is on point tonight

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He been working on his material since Nam.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’m missin it too
so upset

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you're referencing desperate prostitutes

you know you’ve been some shameful, shameful places.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

like Texas

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEN YOU'RE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOUUUU

CAUSE THAT’S WHERE ROGER HUERTA’S… GONNA BE.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not in a gay way

unless you’re cool with that.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking in a Walker Texas Ranger way. Which is not to say that homosexual undertones are impossible.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or spent a night at your place

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye is a man of the people. You know he’s lived the life.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

once again

Don Frye proves me to be a prophet

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like a top stripper….

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That is one gigantic Coors Light logo.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

its not as slippery as the bud light one

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWIQ should be epic

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherdog better make these fights available later, because I simply must hear this stuff with my own ears.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The sun should be down soon enough

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

20-20

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Don Frye gurgle whiskey on his days off?

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He brushes with it because he’s Don Frye and you’re not.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He also washed his face with acid and ripped Chuck Norri's beard out. He wears it as a pelt.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye is so much better than Chuck Norris. At least Don didn’t get two hip replacements.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAND THEM UP

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Straus with a good sprawl and sweet takedown.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i really dont know who is winning this

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Who ever wins this last minute?

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I CALLED IT!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and stolen...or earned reallly

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Straus 29-28

Good fight.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

30-25 Frye

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Guys, enabling Hotspot Shield got the stream working for me – seems like it didn’t like my IP address. Go download it.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like a female condom to me.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Condom?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear black ones because they are slimming

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not becuase they're more explosive?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha!

That made me choke while I was drinking my guarana soda.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine had a camel toe issue.

Someone pointed it out and she said “It ain’t my fault I got a fat pussy”

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are so funny. Maybe I shouldn’t read and drink at the same time.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drinking more is the only way half these guys have the balls to talk to you lol

specially farnsworth

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2/3 of my parlay just lost, and it's not even PPV time...I am so glad that I don't have enough money to gamble for real

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here, if that's any consolation

I don’t suppose Paul Bradley was your third? Had $180 on em.

Also just realized I accidentally put $500 on Villefort, meant to be only $200. Hopefully that mistake helps me, but I think I’m looking at a really bad night (although can’t be worse than last UFC for me)

by Jeffigatame on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 on each card?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Two rounds were really close so they said "fuck it"

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rosa (14-3) -170 vs. Devin Cole (14-7-1) +155

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

spratt muay thia didnt help a lot last fight

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

thai

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this song was hard

BAck in 07

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Always root against the guy using RJJ.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosa via no shitty tribal tattoos

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Tribal!

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh dammit

double KO

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oregone

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Warshington

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

NeVAHda

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delaware

Delaware

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cole is too worked up.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Quiz question

Name the current LHW champion who’s defeated both these guys?

by MattParker117 on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Don wearing an American flag button-down shirt?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

does the pope shit in the woods?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are these woods filled with underage trees?

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy vey.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why am I slightly aroused? j/k

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

The American flag is made of Don Frye’s shirt.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks to BH Farnsworth for the suggestion, now I’m listening to Don Frye’s growling tones.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i too am now watching

f**k sherdog

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a hideous piece of flash

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Bas knows hair.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Coors Light...

Somewhere Brock Lesnar is happy.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

These guys are too funny.

“Do one armed pushups! Psych out your opponent.”

“I’d just smoke a cigarette.”

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Its the moustache talking

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its always the moustache talking.

Unless his fists feel talkative.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re a lot more entertaining than the last couple fights. Not sure if that’s a bad or a good thing.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s good. We just got Bas doing sound effects. I’m in heaven. I was waiting for Bas to loosen up.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

He really let loose just now.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, it is.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will it be the same for the ppv?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, it will.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not

C’mon, Mauro!

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had to mute it.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it’s bad when Bas starts doing sound effects.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad?

Still your fingers knave!

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant the fight is bad. When Bas gets bored, he starts to ad lib a bit.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok ok I'll take off the 4oz keyboard gloves

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone please tell Bas it was Takayama, not Akiyama?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was the other guy who made that mistake?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you correct Bas to his face?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me.

I wouldn’t suggest you do either.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My toenails are painted right now.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

No more slumber partys for you

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know how fat his genitals are?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you did just visit San Francisco

just sayin

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Bloody Elbow

Mr. Trigg.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck paints his toenails too.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so does Jeff Monson.

Surprising amount of fighters do, but Trigg gets singled out since his nickname is actually “Twinkle Toes.”

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a Sampson tatt on his back?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Good catch.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit’s about to get Biblical.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pardon me while I gouge away

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just so everyone knows

I am currently drunk off my ass on a mixture of cheap nasty beer and smirnoff.

by MattParker117 on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s the brown bottle?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

visit urban dictionary

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chilean Miner

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty Waffle son

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue waffle

Special friend rice

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gearbox CEO’s wife said “If you buy Duke Nukem I’ll give you a Chilean Miner” so of course they got the game. By the way Alabama Hot Pocket, Alaskan Pipeline

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Panama still trains/corners fighters if I’m not mistaken

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s not allowed to corner fights.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did not know that. Good to know.

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we could hear him talk about Matt Landland?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is the commentary, guys?

Can’t watch the prelims.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

better than the fights

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEST EVAH!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s epic, as you would expect it to be.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest.

I had this event pegged as a 20 dollar buy. Frye easily made it 30 bucks.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doug Evans vs. Ronnie Mann title fight coming up, skipping the Bradley-Reese fight for now.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how they don’t goof around between fights, they get right onto it.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Shark Feignts? Mixes blue and red corners. This announcer needs a lot of work.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

did he just say the shark baits

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

best fruit snack ever

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHARK BAIT HO HA HA!!!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bubbles

or bubblehelleh

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You destroyed that beautiful Yiddish word.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ducked out without explaining it

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t able to read your comment because for the second time that night our thread was deleted and it pissed me off so I just went to bed and watched Family Guy.

Anyway, it’s a Yiddish term of endearment. Like honey or sweetie.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

did we just become best friends?

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

…Yes?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you want to go do karate in the garage?

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

For now, I’ll stick to Judo and whatever Jiu Jitsu my hubs teaches me.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

JAQCUES! No Cleaning!

I am ashamed

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to Bradley/Rees? Swing bout in case the title fight goes the distance?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Shark Fights planning ahead. Impressive.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you guys, I'm going to bed

Becuase it’s two thirty in the mroning and I’m very tired

by MattParker117 on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

“They need to frisk him before he gets in the cage”

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

shark tank?

 this doesn’t look like hockey

by ecost on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The Shark Tank in hockey is seriously where it's at.

Most hostile environment in the NHL.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

the dude in front of me with the popped collar pink polo under his Sharks jersey says different

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

For opposing players.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to the players, by the way.

An NHL poll last season that I really don’t care to dig up.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO CANUCKS

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah man,

I must admit though throughout the whole playofs i became a big Anti Niemi fan.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must admit throught the whole play offs

Hockey is still a god awful and boring sport

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s only because most teams are in Canada.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 teams in Canada, 24 in the US.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying Canada is soft.

There, I said it.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you get a hangnail tonight, and then try to rip it out and it really hurts and stuff. Yeah.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, most hostile?

I guess that’s why they never win anything, eh?

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't make any sense at all.

Really, it doesn’t.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it does.

If it was that hostile, their fans would really affect the outcome of the game. And you’d think they wouldn’t choke so often.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never said they would seriously affect the outcome of a game.

Nor did I speak to specifics of any game. Nor did I speak to strength of my team of choice. Nor did I say anything other than something that’s from an official NHL poll.

But thanks …

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calm down.

I would easily take the Montreal crowd over the San Jose crowd any day.

Having been to games at both arenas, they are definitely more “hostile” in Montreal. Not just to the opposing team, but to their own.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfectly calm, sir ...

One love, etc … I wasn’t coming here for an argument, I assure you.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

S'all good bruva ...

… I enjoy bullshitting on BE, but usually about MMA.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronnie Mann (17-2-1) -500 vs. Doug Evans (10-6) +330 [FW title]

by Nick Thomas on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than the guy who announced Shine Fights last night.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FO SHO

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET SWEAT…..do not want

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

How is no one else commenting on this?! Don Frye’s scrotum. The end.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Din Frye’s scrotum is the beginning

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The beginning is the end. Alpha and Omega.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do or Die?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bas didn’t even want to run with that.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And Cartoon Network.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty bad when bas won't touch it

The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It saves on introductions and goodbyes. The ride does not require explanation - just occupance.

by Johnathan Willis on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Evans.

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Serial?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that it took Evans almost 5 minutes to remember that he knows how to wrestle.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

did bas just quote jack Burton?!

awesome!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

That cage is huge.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The shark fight cage looks a lot like a UFC cage during the fight. A lot of things are similar, color of the mat, the bordering, ad placement and I bet the cage segments are similar length of the UFCs.

by Dropkick434 on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

dumb flying knee

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened

they call a truce?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

19-19

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Heck of a fight.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

So I'm missing it.

Is there a fight on? Ugh. Charter is being stupid on the phone. Asking me if my cable box is plugged into the wall.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

HA! Classic Charter

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got a new box, too.

Was told over and over how going to digital and HD would mean less problems. Now I miss the PPV I’ve been waiting for. My girl’s favorite fighter is Jardine. Ugh …

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she is.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we jus got HD box too after 10 months o waiting

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still don't have one

why? Because I was told I didn’t need one. Turns out, I do. Comcast!!!!

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had to visit three times in one day to fix it. They came, installed it, then nothing worked. They came back out, fixed it, and broke my internet. Then they “fixed it for good” and now this.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. So far, it’s the best fight of the night.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charter is a mental hospitol like 20 minutes from here

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLAM!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

When did I get so awesome!?

Prelims on the big screen, porn on the monitor, a packed bowl and a cold beer in front of me.

I really hope my girlfriend doesn’t come home early.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

how many arms do you have?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just buy some yellow police tape and put it around the entrance to your place, that should scare her off.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a question

Why porn and cage fights simultaneously?

I love both, by not together. Its unAmerican.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you the strangleporn guy?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

STRANGLEPOOOOOOORRRRRRNNNN

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell of a mark to leave on the world.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see you and my sig have parted ways....

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i am a fickle bitch.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its cool

 I heard that my sig wanted kids and you just werent ready for that level of commitment

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am the George Clooney of Sigs.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You suck weiner

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and the genocide in Rwanda

have really tarnished my legacy.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I have been called that.

I wish I could just turn the page on that chapter of my life. I was young, I needed money. i had to work with what God gave me. I’m not proud.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I can...

BECAUSE this is america!!!!!!!!

WAR Don Frye!!!!!!

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes the sweet sweat.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a wet fart

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

"like a wet fart"

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

“we who are about to be submitted, salute you” – team quest

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wtf? No stop for an eyepoke?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not in Texas.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shark Fights could be huge in Japan if they made their belts out of shark fins.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else lose the stream?

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

according to Don, these guys know each others bodies now.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Like silly puddy they a have an impression of eachother cup and all

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

40-36 on my card, clean sweep for Mann after four.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

whoever wins this round wins the fight……huh?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

unless one of them gets a knockdown… wait

by Dropkick434 on Sep 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

who? oh, you….i dont like you. What?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My post was bas ruttens reply to that statement.

by Dropkick434 on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, sorry

 that was a VERY obscure south park quote

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ hi, its snowing at 3 am

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the fight right now a prelim fight?

Is the TV broadcast not on, or what?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

prelim nephew

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought i asked you before to only ask me questions i know the answer to?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do fools fall in love?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That question answers itself.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last fight of the undercard.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

yeah now he’s gonna be on about liver shots for the rest of the fight

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would you know?

Gross.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

much like the “O Face” Bas has a “Boner Voice”

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

49-46 Mann

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I have Mann.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I observed your actions just then.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again

a Brit complaining about wrestling.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Scottish, tyvm

that’d be like me calling you irish, since eeeeeeeeeeeveryone ever from the US has irish heritage..

yknow.. cos yer sisters, boyfriends dog walkers great grandma walked a dog in dublin

yknow.. cos yer sisters, boyfriends dog walkers great grandma walked a dog in dublinyer irish

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh.. what the fulk

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just messing with you, man.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I apologize

I wouldn’t want to be confused with a Brit either.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

speeking of confused...

am i th eonly one that thought
THIS

when they seen don frye tonight?

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taken down because of it?!

Fuck no he pulled guard you dumb fuck commentator.

by Polyhedron on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ronnie Mann won that fight, but this has bad decision written all over it.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s about the 3rd time he’s said we got our money’s worth on Sherdog.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I have no idea why, either.

That’s really a backhanded compliment if I ever heard one.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it went to the right man

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good decision.

I was worried.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn that was just the undercard. I am almost spent

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm saying...

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just when I get used to scoring take downs as the difference in close fights, they go and do this...

…not a shocker that I had the fight for Evans 3 rnds. to 2, but hey…at least the main event won’t lag.

I did watch the last 3 rounds of that fight in a series of slides.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

reading a biography on Jack Youngblood while I wait for this to start.

What a beast he was.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye in HD!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I got...

Jardine
Houston
Daley
Villasenor
Larson

C’mon I need some extra spending money.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Prison sex?

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

cuz………….why the fuck not?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Prison sex"

LOL

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He just compared the prelims to prison sex…wow…

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Don talking about prison sex within the first 2 minutes of the PPV? YUS!

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally seeing Done Frye’s outfit. Amazing.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok just bought it

I have high hopes.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Don talking about his balls on his hat………

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye: Greatest Announcer Ever

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is sky blue? Is water wet?

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eighty percent of Frye's blood is a mixture of whiskey and tequila. The other 20 percent is steak.

He bleeds steak

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Looks like he got stuck in the birth canals for an hour”

So gross and I’m a woman.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

No, but imagining a full grown man “stuck” in a woman’s “canals” is gross.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

To some.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well they do have cooties

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye is hilarious!!!!

but I feel like he makes is sound a little to much like Wrestling

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

RASSSLIN

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to see Houston KO Sokudju

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I'm out folks ... seeing as how Charter is the worst cable provider on the planet.

The girlie and I are just going to go out to eat since the first 15 google results didn’t do anything for me.

Fuck Charter. (War Jardine)

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM Nogeera

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye makes me want to be a better American

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Man, I really wanted to buy this

Why did DirecTV have to shun this?

Why didn’t Shark Fights have an online stream to buy? It would definitely be worth their while, as they get to keep all the money.

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Not actually his first fight

but we’ll let it slide.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron Kruck looks nervous.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

MORE SOUND EFFECTS!!!

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Paul Daley gets his shit handed to him

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too, but Masvidal doesn’t look like much.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masvidal is the man.

He can only do one thing: scrap. His name is Gamebred for a reason.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope so, but against Daley?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may be outclased in the one, that's for sure.

He always comes to fight, though.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

KO'd going for a takedown

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

I’m looking for a RD1 KO (left hook)

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he punches somebody's head clean off his shoulders.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They drew in some good sponsors considering they are a regional group.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The funny part is

my local Hooters is showing football.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this was daleys second fight back from sucker punching KoS?

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

first on US soil

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumble?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Karo Parysian singing the National Anthem?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

it sounds like it.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the bombs bursting in air bro

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the bright side, he got over his performance anxiety

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that they informed us he was an anthem singer.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao! was thinking the same thing

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, did you see him try to do the Borat anthem thing?

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"My judo throws are the best"

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This guy is much prettier than Karo. Plus, Karo would get too anxious to ever do that.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's sing it, earlier in the night

after begging for it to be moved

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol...Admiral Cornwalis? Would you mind starting the assault now, instead of midnight? Thanks, Karo

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

xD

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

one of the gotti boys is singing

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I could get behind national anthems coming to MMA

i love it at the start of hockey games, gets everyone ready to go.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh of course it ruined my bracket after the first sentence where I said that PRIDE and I think bodog did it as well before..

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA USA USA USA

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Amurica FUCK YEAH!

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking forward to every fight except for brock larson

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

:( wtf..

no love for larson?

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

guy just bores me to death but usualy finds a way to win

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Saffadine

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally random: Does anyone else remember Don Frye walking into Pride carrying the American flag after 9/11? That had me teary eyed.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Pride 16, against Gilbert Yvel. Good stuff.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he have Terrorist Hunter shirt or something?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mean people everywhere suck

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think they'd mention it or something

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah… plus, if I recall, Yvel was trying to tear out Don’s eyes. Crazy stuff.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How else do you combat that stache?

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

er… by holding onto his face and throwing punches while he is holding yours and does the same (?)

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't work out well.

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, I know. That was epic.

Don Frye for life.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

His "Terrorists Suck" shirt is what got me

"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-

by Neil Manich on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what it was

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

RURAAAYYFFIIIIII!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

AREUREADYFORAFAAAAAA!!!!!!!

If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants

by Tonley on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hehehehehehhe

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf did I just listen to

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

PRO WRESTLING

http://www.instrength.com

by Tim Burke on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks bro.

You know who you areee. The girlie thanks you as well.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye is the real life Sgt Slaughter

more real life than the other real life sgt slaughter

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

hater hurter

lmao

“he’s built like a brick shit house”

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

the hater hurter!!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

dude almost walked out

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

“He’s built like a brick shit house!”

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone else tv cut off on the edges I can’t see the fighters 1st names the screen cuts off

by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yep

fuck it, fights ftw

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though it was just mine o well damn I should b there stupid military contract gots me working all weekend

by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dunno what’s worse coming out to rap or coming out to Last Countdown / Rocky songs

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t go 10 minutes without hearing that Eminem song…

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

at least it wasnt the song w rhianna..song is on every 5 minutes

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could go a lifetime without anything else from Mr. Mathers...

…you wanna fuck me Ray?!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Paul Bradley is the guy who got kicked off of TUF for having some sort of rash.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean herpes?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hater Hurter……ooof

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He must lose.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling you out son

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is one freaky coincidence going on with their records

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

and shorts...and..everything else

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a Mirror Match!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

whos got the better fade

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Frye is on the attack!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

only if i can get a fuck sky sports

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

AT&T U-Verse is charging $40 for this thing.

www.mmatorch.com

by Rich Hansen on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Monson is shaking his head somewhere.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yay a full picture

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I heart Don Frye’s laugh

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

almost as slopppy as cro cops rnc

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

the fuck?

he had an arm trapped..and a body triangle
mirko hugged pat barry’s head

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

settle down i was just dismayed with the fight in general and speaking in hyperbole

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the Hater Hurter lose? I still confuse.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, he hurt a hater.

What happens, when he become’s a hater? Does he hurt himslef?

Some questions will never have answers.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lost the fight and now has to get tested for herpes. crappy night

by chunkyass on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

man if there are people out there fighting knowing they had STDs like that, I would be pretty disappointed in this sport.

the kind of disappointment that can only be felt when you learn the falsity of mythological figures.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roger Huerta hates that guys tattoo

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i love em

they make mine seem awesome and sensible

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how many people get their last names tattoo'd on their shoulders...it's like never taking off your jersey

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

god i hate that :|

and people who get there own name on their forearm…

or the one i see most is “scotland the brave” in old english lettering

facepalm/

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he took his valtrex

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Cute matching t-shirts too

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this card free to our overseas personnel?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three-quarters of my comments just disappeared.

wtf?

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Automatic quality control brah.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must say a lot of bad things.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I think it was a technical thing.

I hope at least. Because my thread view was acting weird before it happened.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best not to ask. You ever heard of the desaparecidos?

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No really.

First all my comments dethreaded – they went “flat” so to speak, then they disappeared.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It happens. It happened to me in the Shine fights post.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were BE poetry.

Now lost forever. Like spilled beers in the rain.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminded me of...

"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was referencing!

That makes me happy.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

now I too empathize with your sorrow.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know to much. They are sending an extermination squad to disconnect you. You have five minutes

Go to the lemon tree with the X under it.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm late for my 10:30 assassination.

AFK!

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you post, you post. If you get deleted, you get deleted.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT IM GOOD

I didn’t say anything close to bad IIRC :(

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They trim a lot of fat from the thread especially if it is derailed into random unrelated stuff, did it last night in Shine too.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what? Shark Fights seems to have their shit together or so it seems at least.

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully they get on HDNet if the PPV's a hit.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way they squeezed the title fight in before the end of the Sherdog stream was perfect, if coincidental.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ability to improv is a good quality

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are doing a lot better than Strikeforce’s last attempt.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, hi everybody

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Buddy

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi there fella, how are you doing?

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a zombie, but they based the movie on Frye's summer vacation

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I know that haha.

Don Frye is a zombie killer by night, zombie by day.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Frye kills zombie just by staring at him with his American M-16 Mustache

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got beat up by Roddy Piper on an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he’s proud of his ability to learn new techniques

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incorrect, -100 points for you. The correct answer was: “The most awesome nickname”

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You lose.

That belongs to Mr. Fancy Pants.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

 Tar-ec Saff-ie-dine!

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol belgium

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

lol...Don Frye just combined two countries into one

Can he do Korea next?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

stella artois and high taxes! sign me up

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

stella gives me headaches

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm dehydration does that for me, or sangria or zambucca ewwww

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

blargh zambucca

half a pint of guinness, half a pint of fosters

shake it around swirl it, drink it while it still has a jet black whirlpool in it

best drink ever

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright brock larson! time for a smoke break

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

idgi either

i lub me some larson

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

brock larson AKA THE WINNIPEG JET

WAR LARSON

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait thats krystof, hahaaa

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

“An astonishing record”

I’d reserve that for James McSweeny.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that everyone forgets that the Brock Larson vs Jon Fitch fight was at 185 pounds.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

by Brian Mayes on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH HUMAN ALBATROSS

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Brtock Larson looks like the lead rapist from shawshank

I could be a friend to you…

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, that guy was so creepy.

First time I’ve been relieved to see someone beat into paralysis.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this card

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

how long til larson lay n prays

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

5 seconds before the bells sounds

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

srsly

:( everyone hates the larson

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

his name is brock and he’s from minnesota.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You doubted the Frye?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never.

Just every time I hear him speak, I find myself oddly in love again.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

This is already more fun to watch than Strikeforce…and I like Strikeforce.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brainerd, "Just here for a little of the ole in and out"

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

hoping for a bow and arrow shooting celebration from Larson

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never seen anyone improve from Team Quest.

Except Chael.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure.

I think he basically trains where ever he likes around Portland. He says he’s fighting out of West Lyn, now.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

His head coach is Lindland right?

That’s Team Quest right?

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's his corner man, his friend and mentor

but I don’t know that he’s his ‘head coach’. Matt Lindland being your coach, doesn;t make you a team quest guy either. They have a whole program thats not really turning out the best fighter in the area anymore.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Leben?

Follow me on Twitter @KidNate

by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He left too.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Leben is somewhere else now.

Hawaii I think.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

O shit kid nates here

Whats goin on

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Henderson improved quite a bit.

He wasn’t a champion when he first started there but he was towards the end.

Lindland did well for a long time, if he didn’t leave the UFC for that retarded sponsorship tshirt bullshit he would have probably fought Rich Franklin instead of Nate Quarry.

Team Quest is a joke today much like Hammer House or Lion’s Den, but they were good in their heydey, even if their stubborn over training of wrestling and ignorance towards jiu jitsu basically stalled and halted any potential their superior members had, and continues to, to this day.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need Don Frye and Joe Rogan in the same booth

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye, Joe Rogan and Chael Sonnen Two Men and a Democrat

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have and im pretty sure hes boring but ive only seen him fight in wec and ufc

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re “pretty sure he’s boring”? You’ve really done your homework there.

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok he is a boring 1 dimensional fighter

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pretty sure part was sarcasim

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of his 30 stoppages,

he has wins by kimura, keylock, RNC, guillotine, arm-triangle, armbar, KO, TKO, and submission due to punches. Which of those is his one dimension?

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

just not a fan of his i think hes boring and just not that good and not good enough to be in the ufc not denying his record..

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, just stop.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you trolling or crazy?

he always puts on a show.
maybe mike pierce jon fitched him but that is the only boring ass fight i can think of with him

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are the chances of Daley pissing Frye off and Frye jumps in the cage?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I was betting on that happening.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might go over 29.99 for that.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pray for him to say something unamerican and then give the finger. I’ll be on the edge of my seat waiting for Don to rip Daley’s spine out.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Don Frye ever a smoker? He sounds like one of those guys with the fake voices

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

His moustache uses so much energy that it strains his vocal chords

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should have used it to lose less :(

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt terrible for him when he fought Le Banner but other than that he pretty much deserved the beatings

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Brookhouse were here

he’d be going berserk about Larson’s footwork.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 the guy's name who I can't spell

And I can spell “Larson”

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit. Bas v. Don.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d pay to see it

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too. Much. Testosterone.

Thankfully Ron Kruck is separating them.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prove it

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sprained Ankle

Doctor frye says drink a beer and walk it off you hippie pansy

by chunkyass on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like my uncle.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My tummy hurts.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes! The pissing contest begins!

May alcohol fuel the flames of crazy!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

drunk don frye> sober don frye

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a sober Don Frye?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t expect anything less.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. Will that improve or detract from the awesomeness?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll start doing sound effects like Bas?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's on his way.

Sounds like.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a bit obvious… especially since he seems to disappear from his sit between fights.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

**His seat.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should be just about right for the Daley fight.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brock Larson guerilla jiu jitsu or gorilla jiu jitsu?

I never thought Larson trained under Dave Camarillo or at AKA, didn’t he used to just say he used “gorilla” jiu jitsu because he muscled through holds? the promo lit for this fight is all about him being a “guerilla” jiu jitsu practicioner.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe it's a term that Larson coined himself.

There was some interview where he talked about “grappling like a gorilla”.

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love don frye.. SO fucking much

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Think Larson needs a KO

20-18 the other guy

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Life Lessons from Don Frye

I’d buy that book.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

“When life gives you lemons…throw them back in life’s face and tell it to give you a beer before you kick it’s ass”

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice hook

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

What the ess is wrong with Larson tonight?

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This is how he proves to Dana

that he shouldn’t be “stuck on the prelims anymore.”

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's about to get shawn salmon'd

or sean.. w/e

that fat guy rashad knocked the fuck out with a head kick

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right? He’s looked exhausted from the beginning of the first round.

Maybe he’s sick?

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Foster stole his soul.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There needs to be a lineal soul-owner article.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don would make an awesome marriage counselor.

You gotta love her then hate her

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we petition Strikeforce to hire Don Frye?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if they'd let him drink on the job!!!

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I much prefer these guys.

To the unholy Ranallo-Shamrock duo.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

rank needs braces

dental plaaaaaan

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

frank

…damnit >_>

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m very much against the 3-man announce team, but Don Frye is the exception. He makes everything better.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bas with the Cornholio-esque rambling

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Bas.

And Don with the lay-up!

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

30-27

Sponge looked good

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm loving the ripping on France by Frye.

This could go on all night and I’d think it was worth 29.99.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Off-topic Question...

What does clicking actions on a comment do?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

flagged

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

click it and see

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry but that was the most hilarious response pic ever…with apologies to Deo Wade

by Steven Abbott on Sep 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

try it you'll like it

it allows you to Rec or Flag a comment.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty dominant

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Brock Larson fights.

Gives me enough to to cook my dinner.

Also, I am yet to drink a non-alcoholic beverage today, out of respect for Don Frye.

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-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Freedom salutes you sir.

That’s everything Don Frye, and by extension America, stands for.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dinner is also a bacon wrapped steak. Seriously.

I’m not fucking around tonight.

"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe

by pdl on Sep 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's double the freedom.

I salute you sir!

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was so inspired by your dinner..

…that I was a bit excessive with the olive oil on my bread.

AM I DOIN IT RITE?

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun to make fun of France but they were quite helpful in assisting the Americans in the American revolution.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

looooool suck it tito

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Shot at Tito

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Don slagging Ortiz. Sweet.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hello hello

oh sweet sweet commentating goodness…

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

same here i think he deserves a shot

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Strikeforce is a good fit for him while he improves.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i keep waiting for Joe Rogan to walk into the shark cage

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

out of beer..

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

shit yeah

smokin joe

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I just watched Over the Top to pump me up for the Uber stache.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

No you don’t. No you fucking don’t.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d bang your gf

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go after you next....

and I’m not even joking…

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

for get a “t” in it’d and it makes the whole comment ten times funnier.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Joey

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Don is on the repeater now…..too many brewskis

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

…I’m not drunk occifer.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Don just reference

“knocking the old lady around?”

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yes he did

WOW

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH BUT HE TALKS FUNNY AND IS OLD SO ITS HILARIOUZ RITE

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's funny cause it's true

but serious it’s not funny.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL WOA NOW FRYE! Settle!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Frye is trashed, man. This is awesome.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don just bringing out the dirty laundry

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye is silencing Bas with his excellence.

by Rufford on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick get Bas some martinis.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooww there’s no line Don won’t cross, huh?

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They are probably having a conversation with Don right now ahaha

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god! Not cool!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Domestic Violence= not funny??

Who woulda thunk it

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s your sig about?

by marta_gallo on Sep 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

An MMA Artist?

Did Villasenor bring his easel with him?

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

happy trees

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got the guy with Vill at the beginning of their last name.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

so what you’re saying is…

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopeully somebody gets Don a greasy meal. we gotta soak up them alcohols.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully someone gets him a cab home.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just close one eye

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

if there’s 3 lines on the road, follow the one in the middle!

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

a cab in Amarillo TX?

son you’d be a long way from home

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they have those rickshaws like in Austin?

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

god no

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Preferably sometime soon.)

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ready for some super serious response.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If by awful you mean highly entertaining on a regional card...

…then I agree.

It’s not like this card is overly professional, anyway.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I meant.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if the cab has a set of longhorns on the hood.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not until after the fight

he’s getting better with every beer. He’s like the Shane MaGowan of announcing.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except prettier

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's not saying much

and I’m glad someone got the reference.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to look it up to make sure he was still alive after reading that.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still alive and putting on a hell of a show

He’s gotta have a spare liver.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw beer! Get that man some whiskey

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a whiskey voice. I think it’s covered.

by Rufford on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

villasenor was too small for jacare and he's getting outworked here

being small and having no wrestling is the kiss of death in MMA

by kellly on Sep 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him

but he needs to tighten up and drop a class.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sugah sighting

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Rashad will have a longer layoff than Brock did from almost dying.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

have there been any good brock lesnar jokes with the giant coors logo yet? i don’t want to be repetitive if so.

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont know about good ones

i made a bad one a long time ago

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joke away

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Villefort fought at 185 before?

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

not in WEC/UFC. not sure elsewhere…

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOAH

Everyone check the front page

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, that shit's crazy.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know i cant belive he got beat up in a bar fight!

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, over a fruit machine? WTF?

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is a fruit machine?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is the cure for scurvy on the high seas

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it dispenses fruit pies

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad you asked

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no thanks Don, I really REALLY don’t wanna know.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently its a slot machine “english term”

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

the better question is WHAT IS A FRUIT MACHINE

Give me a cantaloupe plz

by Sokonojudo on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slot machine apparently.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ricky!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fruit machine.

www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology

by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnd Scott Christ’s heart breaks.

I’m a Hatton-hater, but I’ll leave this one alone.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey's one dimension isn't good enough

for him to get away with being a one-dimensional fighter.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

One impressive thing about Villasenor

is his BJJ defense, both in the Jacare fight and this one.

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

very much agreed

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Frye pass out or something?

Haven’t heard him in a while.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

was just typing the same thing…. I think someone just woke him up…

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably drinking. He’s starting to slur a bit.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to not slur your first words with that 'stache on your face.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must've tickled on prom night.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

double bluff?

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utilizing Greg Jackson’s game plan 2 rounds too late?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta luv bas’s shit eating grin

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Museum quality screen grab there, Nick. Well done.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exhibit A in a public misdemeanor case more like it

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work, dude.

That is one amazing shirt.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bas looks like he saw a liver.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

more beer, didnt miss villapwnage

AND salt and vinegar chips

this night cant get more awesome..unless soccer jew knocks houston out

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Don might have passed out

oh wait, there he is.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so whats up with this guy dalyes fighting they are saying hes an american street fighter?

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

KEN MASTERS

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

mini-atomic-butt-drop

www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology

by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this was Bas’ strategy all along. Let Don talk talk and talk and drink and drink until he gets completely gassed out and then pounce! Frye is wasted, perfect time for a shot to the leeeeever!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

improves bargaining posture in the future for the UFC, he isnt going to hardball with them for a chance back into the organization, especially since the risk of losing ruins him financially if it is outside of the UFC

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bas agrees with you

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kruck doesn't mind calling a victory early

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

just spilled a whole beer on my girls macbook

lol

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

it was for the best

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

The day all those god awful macs are gone

Will be glorious

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

they already adopted x86 architecture and killed their actual productive niche, now they rely on a social niche because it’s so cool to use an operating system that isn’t windows.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a large part of what makes a computer though. Engine doesn’t matter, it’s about what you do with it. The Apple OS X operating system is pretty fuckin’ neat, and lots of people like it. I don’t know, whatever.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I guess if you could dual boot into OS X and Windows XP/Vista/7 Whatever you like then it would be the best of both worlds, hardly a reason to buy a computer from Apple though to just obtain some proprietary software.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"My shits different and more difficult to use"

“But this apple on the back means im better than you”

God mac users are idiots

"Tons of blacks and their big black wrists"-Luke Thomas

by II SMASH II on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

she shouldn't have left it on the side table, i warned her like 5 times some stupid shit would happen to it

i just didn’t think it’d be my stupid shit

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell her you'll replace it with a PC equivalent

and you’ll save yourself a grand.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

she'll probly give me that stupid look she does and call me honey monster

and ill cave

fuck my life

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you and your lady can eventually work through your differences! Have a strong will.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a euphemism for sex, right?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

frye daddy is so hammered i luv it! letting it fly right now

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I did for about 3 seconds.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

motherfucker

i HATE looking for streams on shit I’m paying for.

Follow me on Twitter @KidNate

by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

Time to ban yourself Nate.

by Polyhedron on Sep 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

"that's very well put"

wow. loving the Kruck-Bas-Don clusterfuck. Seriously hilarious.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn that thing is pretty cool

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Skin like a mule’s ass

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Skin like a mules ass

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How much that sumbitch cost?

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

blaaljdhfohewhdblarh a mules ass i tell ya

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for the violence

by eddyg on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

"What is clear talk?"

“Screw you Bas; how the hell should I know I’m just reading the screen”

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

[rubs hands together]

here’s where my 30 bucks went. God I love Paul Daley.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously Don Frye needs his own reality show.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

[15 seconds of Don Frye growl] Tie Breaker

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Impact FC never existed

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bas + Double Rainbow references = win.

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA.... So amazing....

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

looooooooooooooool double rainbow

oh sweet, is that dean amisinger?

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha the double rainbow shit

that guy actually fought in MMA … once

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Paul-Vasquez-14391

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

My god, he didn’t look that big on Tosh.0…

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

you lose a lot of weight chasing rainbows and getting high in a tent

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you go to the double rainbow youtube page, one of the related videos is his fight.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He fought in Australia.

That’s really bad.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

again they say first fight after the ufc

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ya, foolish announcer

by BattleCry on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No..no it won’t.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

you guys need to get on your tosh.0 shit damn

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NO WAY!!

Bas and Don talking about Double Rainbow??

I can die happy now

bwhahahaha

by darkotto23 on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Masvidal for the upset

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

only thing he's upsetting

is his mother, on his way home in a flag draped box

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are hostile

Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil.

by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Daley come out to Double Rainbow?!

Hide your kids, hide your wife!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl amazing

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Epic!

Semper Fi'
WatchKalibRun.com
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see the Phil Baroni double rainbow spoof?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye...

is the crazy-drunk badass Boomhauer with mother of all staches.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I honestly think Masvidal is probably happy Daley didn’t make weight; he’s probably going to get paid a lot more because of it. 10% if Daley’s pay is probably 25% or more of Masvidal’s.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The BAS costs 429 Dollaz

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Masvidal is considering throwing the fight just to take even more of Daley’s money. All about principles.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Masvidal might not have to worry about throwing it :(

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR SEMTEX!

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wow Masvidal beat lauzon back in the day..interesting

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

jeremy jackson beat nick diaz.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

MRMPHPHHPHHRMGGRRRR DDAALLEEEYY!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDALEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

Failing to see how the M fits in his name at all, to be honest.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring the fuckin pain monkey boy

shoulders >_> alllll up in it

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You account for half of the beer sales Don…

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If Daley wins by submission...

I will go shit a leperchaun.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he better

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's smart, then yes.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a fool if he doesn't

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

beer sales must be good tonight, triple double overtime

by BattleCry on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

that hurt

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a theoretical question if a fighter misses weight and you refuse to fight them due to them missing weight and they find him a new opponent do you still get 10% of their purse?

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to see noons vs daley stat!

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley just walking him down

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet I can do that

by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

oh shit

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone's been watching WEC.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

about time

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

lol at that takedown attempt

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hendo just laughed

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammered Frye is easily amused by Bas’ sound effects.

Sober me is as well.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Who holds the record for the most times missing weight?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Carano?

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thiago Alves or Paul Daley

Definitely a welterweight though, they always seem to push the envelope the most

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

frye just laughs, whata goof

by BattleCry on Sep 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley’s scrambling back to his feet pretty well

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He has Toney-esque takedown defense

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

As a giant, unapologetic Daley fan

my biggest complaint is his workrate. He’s got such a nice base, and such good footwork. If he’d just work the jabl a little more I think he would make it harder for guys to set up against him.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

if by jab

you mean,

i concur

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ wrestling

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's never going to be a good wrestler

but he should at least make the most of the tools he has.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daley just has sad TD defense….

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This the least aggressive I've seen Masvidal.

Probably cause he’s a LW fighting a top 10 WW who can’t make weight. Daley’s gonna look terrible when he loses.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldnt be shocked if they still gave a phantom decision to daley though

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could agree to that either way decision is going to daley

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the tenative striking in the first half of this fight was so boring

i wonder if dan hardy will come out with an interview on boring strikers

by kellly on Sep 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would Hardy come out with an interview about himself?

I keed, I keed.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Wrestling is ruining MMA”

Nope, England is ruining MMA.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Don Frye taking a drink everytime Bas says “liver”?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Daley isn't, either.

He’s just laying there on the bottom.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

All he can do is stall for a standup, but he’s usually successful. At least here.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who other than Don

had this one going to a decision?

by Scott Haber on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

well that wasn't so good

19-19, c’mon Paul.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh hell yes Don Frye quotes Princess Bride!!!

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Got company and I missed that. Which?

by Rufford on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a special moment.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see Paul Daley in K1 Max.

MMA really just is not for him.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure if max does over 155 or not but i think they do everyhting under 185

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t do anything with those TD’s..

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley needs to finish this.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl don.. unless he turns his back

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm getting depressed

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so...

he outweighs Daley by…what?…100 pounds?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he's also

out of shape on two shot knees

by kellly on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frye was a pretty pro wrestler in his youth and trained with the other moustached legend Dan Severn

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrestling is like swimming, if you were good at it once, you will always have an advantage.

Don Frye could take down Daley with one arm behind his back

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought he was gonna stuff that one for a sec

by BattleCry on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

god he looks like a drunk guy takin off his pants,

when he’s trying to stop a TD

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Paul Daley is infuriating to watch.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding.

if you don’t like it DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

INdeed

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masvidal has landed more strikes so far this round.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that begging to the ref for a stand-up b.s.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking agreed.

If I was a ref, I’d let him lay and pray for even longer if some punk like Daley is complaining about it like that.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ref should taunt them

“NICE WRESTLING ASSHOLE, YOU THINK IMMA STAND THIS UP? NO. YOU SHOULD HAVE TRAINED HARDER.”

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jorge better keep his guard up until he gets in his car

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Really though, he’s not doing anything with those TD’s and attempted TD’s

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

besides controlling the fight

by BattleCry on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daley’s been walking him down the whole entire fight and keeping his back to the cage

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And?

Daley hasn’t shown anything remotely close to defense of them.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

the ref fell for that shit? HATLEY MUST GO!

www.tapology.com | twitter @tapology

by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Crafty Englishman

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

cant believe daley cant ko a 155er

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

god i hope not

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the first round was really close.

So I gave the 3rd to Daley, obviously, and the 2nd to Masvidal.

Still, Daley is a joke.

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea who won the first

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he did! regardless he was getting the decision

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sokoudjou is going to win

by actually using his judo for a decision. I’m calling it.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

29-28 Daley

Not awesome, but that should be a win.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Stole it with that.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He should walk around looking forlorn!

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i personally think he lost but you know its going to daley

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, did Daley just do what I think he did…?

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

Daley hurt him in the third. Masvidal did dick. 29-28.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masvidal landed early, but Daley probably won it.

But he needs to actually work on his wrestling.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah daley won the "fight"

i’m not sure he won every round, per se

by kellly on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 is a stretch… I don’t think Masvidal did much with the takedowns though, so if you take them out entirely it’s possible that Daley won the second. But still, a stretch.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did what a wrestler did..lost most of the round and finish the round well.

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

split decision

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

daley will get pwned anywhere he goes by a decent crestler....the gameplan is in place.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah it’s a shame that these men can’t stop powerful crestlers

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

F Daley….this was sad. Message to UK:Get Wrasslin

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t really care who wins because Masvidal is good on the ground with bad striking and Daley is bad on the ground with good striking, neither are exciting and both are opposing versions of each other.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m using a historical lense Haber! haha I really hated this fight.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masvidal is mainly a striker bro

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh? Daley was doing damage on the ground there, as opposed to Masvidal doing much less. Bas has a point.

Underwhelmed by Daley, though. Seemed like he could’ve kept the pressure up and put Jorge to sleep anytime he wanted

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

did u see the refs face on the 30-27 ? he was like wtf

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

because its paul daley you knew he was going to get the decison like i said reagardless

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27? wow

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullshit.

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Blah.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Easy call IMO.

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

robbery :(

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t train wrestling just train for 1 minute of effective striking.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

well

it was 14 minutes of ineffectiveness on both sides and 1 minute of a beating

by kellly on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it is just a loose transition between different events and judges where they have different scoring methods.

You can say ring control blah blah, takedowns blah blah, striking blah blah.

In the end you can rationalize any bad decision by effectively scoring something higher than something else.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

30-27 is pretty horrible

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I call bullshit

But it’s whatever

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by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

very well put sir.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely think Daley won the fight.

But seriously. 30-27? What the fuck, man? Cecil officiating tonight?

by Jonathan. on Sep 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

that was a gift for Daley. luck y for him. would have hurt him bad to lose this fight.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

he won't have to worry about Daley becoming the best 170 pounder in the world.

he can’t make weight, and he’ll never win a belt for any organiztion.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really thought Masvidal won a decision?

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it should have been much closer

30-27? no way. Masvidal def won the 2nd round. 29-28 I could see.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the 30-27 card was crappy

But I really don’t see how you score the third or first round for Masvidal. Not a great performance, but I think two judges got the right card.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daley landed some nasty shots

And Masvidal was on his horse the whole round.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well now how is that fair did Daley get a horse of comparable form of transportation too?

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

29-28 Daley really.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Masvidal did nothing.

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither did daley...i don't know about compubox, but he landed maybe 5 jabs all night.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas doesn't count takedowns

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Takedown is just something a guy who dont wanna get punched in the face does.

We count that as cowardice here.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

YES DON

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by rkilla on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley didn't do himself any favors with that fight

Just listless. Kind of a bummer. Right decision though.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A Daley ko a Houston and soko fight and the dean was suppost to be 30$ worth I just lost out 10 damn it

by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

dre winner and dean amisinger sighting

kewl

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by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley deserved it……not sure what fight Bas and Frue were watching.

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The first round was hard to call

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on what you mean by "Deserved"

If you mean the fight, sure, he deserved to win.

If you mean his reputation, well… the fight was a lot closer than most people thought, against a middle of the road lightweight moving up a weight. He might not “deserve” the reputation.

Just one fight, of course.

by verloc on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant the fight. Masvidal did a good job of not getting clipped, but no real offense and a couple take downs is not going to win you the fight. Bas and Frye were talking him up like he won the fight.

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBERY

LOOK AT ME BRENT, I’M CALLING IT A ROBBERY!
(eye roll)

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by pdl on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Could Paul Daley even get near Nick Diaz with the repeated jabbing?

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by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nope… and noons would light his ass up to

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

sorry, not a win in my book, that masvidal guy had a great game plan. hats off to you jorge!

ufc fan boy all the way

by georgehouse on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Standing there doing nothing for vast swathes of the 3rd round was genius!

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, genius

being smaller, less athletic and maybe a bit over his head, jorge held his own, put daley on his back, avoided the KO for 3 rounds and frustrated the hell out of daley. the fight was a split win for jorge in my book…..certifiably jeanyus

ufc fan boy all the way

by georgehouse on Sep 13, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else taking prangley over jardine??

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

not at all

Mt all the way

ufc fan boy all the way

by georgehouse on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh bloody hell Paul..

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley keeping it classy as always.

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by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao

thnx for buying tickets and payin my wages

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by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bitch move Paul

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by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs a couple of bitch slaps.

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by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll get them soon enough.

209 WHAT?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really hope Strikeforce gives Daley a fight.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't believe I'd say this, but I would root for Diaz if he fought Daley.

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by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That's how it starts man!

First you’re like “Well I guess I’ll support Diaz just this once…” and next thing you know you’re shouting “STOCKTON REPRESENT 209 209 209” from the rooftops every morning.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is this card worth the money?

I just got home.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It has the best announcing ever...

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pre-lims were better than the main card.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not a wargodz style trainwreck but its some grimey bodog/early wec/sengoku style fights with classic and legendary commentary

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone just lobbed a drink at the judge behind me.

- Esther Lin

I hope it was the judge who scored the featherweight title fight for Doug Evans.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

is she kidding???

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

female mma reporters dont make jokes

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d hate to catch a bloody mouthpiece in the face..

Struve/Moorecraft frightens me to going to live MMA..

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was there any truth to the Daley vs Santos fight in Strikeforce?

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by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Daley go to wrestling school.

by KGW on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear to never contribute to Pual Daley's wages ever

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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well you appear to have bought this card...

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but he almost sponsored Daley downfall.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kruck sounds fucking sauced now too

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

They all do.

It’s awesome.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he been smellin Don's bref

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit just got awkward for Bas for a second.

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't see how one judge gave Daley a 30-27.

He got taken down like 5 times in the 2nd and didn’t do anything on his feet.

by JCBee on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

whoever gave Daley 30-27 probably eats their own shit

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Just walked forward and hit air. I was very impressed with Masvidal’s head movement in avoiding almost everything Daley threw.

Not that it really matters. I think Daley deserved the even first round due to his aggressiveness.

by Mint on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"you know you love me sweetheart"

Yeah I love you too…

I can’t believe I was considering skipping this card.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

lol ra-moo-socca-joo

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody think the Teaxas crowd cheered Daley, until the heard his accent?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.

by RobertGBP on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just doos it

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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by MSEMCEE on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sokoudjou sounds like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America

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by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought there would be a lot of upsets tonight, and i was right. unfortunately i got them all backwards.

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by GregS123 on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The Gassassins are fighting

don’t know who to root for :(

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by rkilla on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

lol

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rooting for the underdog, eh?

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

me too

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put some money on a parlay

Daley
Lactic Acidosis
Prangley

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go for someone gets knocked out before they both keel over.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily this is close to sea level so they should be able to fight for atleast 2 minutes before tiring out.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long till alexander gets kod???

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If Houston's last fight and Sokoudjou in general is anything to go by

Then both men will collapse due to exhaustion by the 2nd round.

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by SSreporters on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Masvidal flat out schooled Daley.

I can’t let go.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed and im a daley fan

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

k, he didnt flat out school him

he arguably won..

flat out schooling, was penn vs edgar 2

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by blubber_guard on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, baby, let it go. There’s always next time.

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by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, don’t forget. He gets 10% of his purse, too.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything happens for a reason, right?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t. He got takedowns but did absolutely nothing of worth with them. On what planet is that a “schooling”?

Not that Daley fought a great fight either.

by Sink on Sep 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just pack a bowl and think about how great British wrestling is.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh please

He did nothing but run in round 1. He won round 2. And in round three he stole it by doing the only actual damage of the fight.

Also, Masvidal did nothing with any of his takedowns and his counter punching was garbage.

29-28 was the right score.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston is bringing back the sexy

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

broken image

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by rkilla on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its the thought that counts.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soko by KO in the 1st round-o...

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

is Don making odd thinly veiled references to where Theirry came from or am I being too sensitive?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I missed it.

But I wouldn’t put it past him. What did he say?

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick poll worst commentary shark fights or strikeforce

by malito3og3 on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

depends is goldberg involved

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he pretty clearly isn’t.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This shit is awesome

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by Damon O. on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you know the answer

Strikeforce is the worst bar none.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shark Fights best commentary 2010 – ????

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try to support Strikeforce for competition’s sake, but i REALLY hate Gus Johnson. Weakest link of the SF broadcast team by far.

by Mint on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a half lit Don Frye over Gus Johnson any day of the week.

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

strikeforce is devoid of value

shark fights is occasionally shocking/funny/insightful

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't like this?

Bas + The Beast = EPIC

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

too high

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

strikeforce because overeem is better than everyone in shark fights combined

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really wish this was jardine vs alexander

by mlzybaby on Sep 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about the outcome of a fight than this one.

I’d rather see Houston win just because he has children and they can use the money as far as I can tell Sokoudjou is all about squandering his opportunities.

by DirtyML on Sep 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

don't jinx it.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Houston is in way over his head.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah he is gonna be sleeping soon.. with a name like tommy point from new england by any chance?

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

same here go pats!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joining Team Quest was the worst thing Sokodjou ever did.

by Sink on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Sokodjou should have started training people instead of fighting imo

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

the kid has mad talent

just needs conditioning, heart and better coaching

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just mentioned to my friend:

Soko is easily a top 10 LHW for one round.

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by pdl on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"How are ya bud?"

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know what happened in Houston's No Contest?

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by Lulz McGee on Sep 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm new here...but that dude is better than buffer

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is a subject line

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

What that smell like?

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bitch thats my B.O.

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by II SMASH II on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

You lost to Kimbo dude…Kimbo

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Im sad someone has to lose.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

hard times

sok can’t afford a proper brace at this point

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

WHAT

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I counted 3

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Theirry kept waking him back up

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

When did Alexander get a chin?

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

he got KO'd 3 times in 5 seconds

he has no chin left

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good heart but not enoug

by malito3og3 on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Houston got some heart!

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by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you really surprised?

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by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

FIGHTERS FIGHT

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by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

And Alexander probably couldn't tell you what day it is.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The gas attack is starting

I see it.

If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.

by Sabate on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

shitty overhead camera

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Jardine fixed his chin too!

Then again, maybe Houston’s is still broke.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Houston “The Immortal” Alexander

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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Lactic acidosis

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

got a big parlay with his name in it

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

where is yer judo nao

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by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

call dat oxygen can

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by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

This fucking fight

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweep

What!?

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL this is embarrassing.

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by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Take down so he could catch his breath

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Wha?

Houston did something off his back?!

by Scott Haber on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

wow nice headbutts!! didnt know those were legal now

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

HEADBUTTS?!?!

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Soko knocked him back to 97

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soko better not gas again

Houston is a tough SOB. Oh and awesome round.

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by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Conehead + Headbutt = Double Disqualification

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Jeebus

Houston is straight up unconscious. What a badass. Still, 10-9 Sok.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck

yes

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

My god this Vale Tudo.

by Sink on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Ref. looked like he was going to send Houston to his room

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

“We have a fight on our hands. We have a fight.”

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by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn. that shit was unreal

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by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Houston is gonna get KTFO

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

The lights are on but nobody is home

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

comon ko give me some satisfaction for my 30$

by malito3og3 on Sep 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Give me some satisfaction for my crappy TVUPlayer stream

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS HAPPENING!

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap that was a late stoppage

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit! Oh shit! Go Houston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

haha this ref hates black ppl

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

YESYEYEYEYSYEYSYEYSEYEYEYEYSYESEYEYEDY

WTF

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow that was 100 punches too late.

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by zakkree on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

this fight was amazing holy crap

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

HOW MANY MORE SHOTS DID SOKO HAVE TO TAKE?!

Disgraceful refereeing.

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by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF JUST HAPPENED!?

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by Lulz McGee on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

houston dropped him, and then threw about 100 punches on the ground before the ref stopped it.

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by Rich Hansen on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

That’s what I get for having to take a piss.

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by Lulz McGee on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit he waited forever to stop that

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

This fucking guy beat lil nog and arona?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Jesus that was horrifying

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I would have just made lots of money…

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

ok worth about 8 there the dean better make up the other 22

by malito3og3 on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

only like 89 seconds late

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm saying it

Comeback of the year.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

machida is shitting himself right now wow what a impressive performance by alexander

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

This is the kind of shit that the assembly in NY is going to shit all over the press if the subject comes up again.

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Soko fades yet again in another fight

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

You can almost count on it. He looks good for a couple minutes and then his heart leaks out of him.

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every goddamn time.

I love Soko’s style so much. Judo + leg kicks + heavy hands. Shame the heart and cardio weren’t included, the dude is like, tailor-made to break my heart.

by gzl5000 on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soko looks dead.

My God.

This is great for legalizing MMA in NY!

by Jonathan. on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

yay :\

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m saying… Late stoppage of the year.

by Nyfeh on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

HOUSTON ALEXANDER IS FOR REAL

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Texas

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

when did they legalize headbutts is the ?

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

good lord there was a whole lot of awful in that fight.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

lot of heart though

gotta give it to Alexander

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would have if not for all the cheap shit.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big Alexander fan

And those headbutts and hair pulling were real bad. But to comeback from being unconscious like that is outrageous.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sokodjou is the Jermain Taylor of MMA but with punching power.

And this ref should be fired.

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by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

long hair on an mma fighter is a terrible descision

same goes for troy pololamu…

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by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think in the NFL you’re allowed to pull hair.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shit like this is why MMA won't get legalized around the country

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Great minds

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

guess what

the people making those decisions will NEVER see that fight

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're kidding right?

Reilly does a LOT of esearch and watchs a LOT of fights.

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope Theirry is Okay. god damn

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

He’ll be fine. I bet it was mostly exhaustion that kept him down for so long.

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by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So uh...ref of the year?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

and Kim Winslow.

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by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAA BAS IS BEING A RIDICULOUS MAN RIGHT NOW

HOW HIGH AM I AND IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

give him the award now!!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

they don’t want to declare the winner?

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

can we get a judo chop on the Fist Full O'Dread?

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

texas sucks

for more reasons than what we just saw. damn. should have just headbutted him 30 extra times. apparently its cool over there

by silent.bisonte33 on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Kid Nate is probably writing an article about this right now.

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Not that it’s a bad thing, just saying. This shit sucked on many levels.

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

he probly put him up to it >_>

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by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be writing a pork chop

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kid Nate's

cable died for the 2nd time during this PPV so while justin.tv bailed me out i didn’t really get to watch the fight at all to my satisfaction.

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by Nate Wilcox on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah Leland might gank this one out from under you!

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

Bas and Don need a sitcom or something

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah, the best commentators ever for pure comedic value

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by Hellsing on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

genius

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

that was conclusive…

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by Tonley on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Bas calling out the oxygen conspiracy theorists.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Goddamn

did anyone else see Houston holding soko’s dreads while he was landing those first shots standing (and after too)

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

nahhh.. nor did he headbutt him with his giant dome piece of a head

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he was. I'll be writing a Pork Chop about that tactic.

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Excellent

Glad we had ref of the century officiating this one.

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

need an un'rec button

for trying to sneak in a lame joke twice in the same fight

by silent.bisonte33 on Sep 12, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently Bas and Don like the oxygen cans

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ bas talkin shit on MiddleEasy

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

What did they say about the MiddleEasy?

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't mention their name but

he went on a rant about the whole oxygen “controversy” after they put a mask on Soko

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steve “Let them bleed” Armstrong……

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

He said HA had to ‘feed those 7 MUGS’. awesome

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Nebraskin Assassin baby

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by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm really happy for Houston, he needed that really bad.

This fight was amazing, but the ending was a shame. He could’ve been killed. I hope he’s okay. That’s the type of beating where you go to hospital and fall into a coma later that night.

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by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

That's better than Lesnar's comeback

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

It's close...ending with a KO might give it the edge

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by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean Lesnar was hurt, but Houston was out on his feet and dropped 4 times

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish everyone was as upset about Alexander’s blatant headbutts and hair-pulling as they are about the late stoppage.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

the fight was just a giant failure in all levels of officiating.

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Half of these comments are “Great Comeback!” Makes me sad.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

both can be true. the man was unconscious…several times in the first round.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that was more bad reffing.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know everyone will disagree but.. i didnt think the shots were very damaging i mean brock and carwin for example..

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, the reffing was much, much worse than anything Alexander did

It’s the ref’s job to keep these guys safe and he failed repeatedly throughout the fight. It’s his job to discipline Alexander.

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by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s his job to realise he’s officiating a FIGHT and, well, fights can get out of hand. The second Soko wasn’t intelligently defending he should have done all he could to stop the fight. Poor performance.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alexander was dirty and the ref (Steve Armstrong) was awful. Double fail.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was pissed about it up-blog. That shit was cheap and dirty.

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by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was only partially talking about the comments here — people saying the commission officials were angry about the stoppage at cageside, but where were they at the end of the first round??

by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could be completely wrong

But when I was watching, it looked to me like the headbutts were not intentional—it looked like Alexander was so out of it that he couldn’t quite tell where he was in relation to Soko.

by Lauren J Darkbloom on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing on the first one, but the second seemed mighty intentional to me.

by Chris Nelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

ask him about the goddamn headbutts!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

i dont care.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Coleman is.

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by pdl on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is the year of the comeback.

by Jahbulon on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

is houston a big ‘avatar’ geek?

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by GregS123 on Sep 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

notice to mma fighters

Do Not Fight On Card In Texas

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by The Blackula on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

my god

bas and don are tearing apart the production team

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Consider me off the Houston Alexander Fanwagon

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Singing songs from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?!

I didn’t know I could love Bas more.

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by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

snow white and MMA?

only Bas could put the two together. :D

by darkotto23 on Sep 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

WHUTEVAH

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by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

he sounds fuckin blasted lol

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He can probably sponge a beer or two out of his moustache.

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s subconsciously considering beer prices for what he is gonna buy for his truck drive home

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why isn't anyone talking about all those headbutts?

Was it 3-4 clearly intentional? Are the rules in Shark Fights different?

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

They don’t want to bash the fights they’re promoting.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying they need to bash the fights, or even the fighters, but to not even recognize it?

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they missed it?

There seems to be alcohol involved in this whole evening.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two that looked pretty intentional all though fairly weak.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just in

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by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

a few points

1. the head butts didn’t look to be that effective.
2. it happened at the end of the round.
3. soko hardly made an arm gesture to complain
4. alexander was near unconscious

these are not excuses – just reasons why the headbutts will be overlooked.

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was another one earlier

no more than a minute earlier… it looked really hard….

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what i dont get… it was almost like it didnt happen. Id like to see a gif of it but I could have sworn alexander nailed him with his cone head twice on purpose??

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone have this on DVR who could confirm that?

I’m almost pisitive that there was another one earlier…

by SkeezinSteevin on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just remember the two small ones at the end.

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

prangley by UD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm not donating.

Simply to hang out with the Stache himself.

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Gosh I’ll jump at the chance to donate to an Oliver North organisation…

by Sink on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol@ kruck...he finally got a ZING!!!

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by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on Keith, do it for all the Jardines around the world!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

and for all Deans.

"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward

by Keren on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

of Mean

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im just in it for the Jardines

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Typical

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know, right.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

HELLS KITCHEN CHEF VS TECHNO VIKING

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

it’s RAWW.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gordan Ramsey by

!^&%(%!$%&&^&^$*^&%%!

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which, what’s going on in masterchef? I’ve forgotten to watch it the past few weeks since I think the third or fourth episode.

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not much

Basically it just makes me wish I was watching Masterchef Australia instead.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

how’s the hot young southern girl doing? the asian with the over exaggerated expressions?

perception is reality

by Marvin Malehooves on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hot southern girl is still there, crazy asian is not, I believe.

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sardine by beat down.

Fear is temporary regret is for ever.

by twodragunns on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Yo... I've only been halfway paying attention for the duration of this event, but..

Is it just me, or is this the type of shit people are going to be talking about in five years, if only for the sake of the fucking commentary? I don’t think they will ever bless us with the Rutten Frye connection ever again. This is amazing.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

agreed, maybe bas will get another shot, but frye prob not haha

by BattleCry on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

just as I type that frye says hes gonna kill you if your not enjoying the fights

by BattleCry on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this ref saw Lesnar-Carwin

and took Dana’s praise of the ref a little too close to heart.

Really, if he stopped 2 seconds earlier, that would be roughly equal to what Carwin did to Lesnar. I don’t think it was that bad, and it just depends on individual tastes on when the fight should stop.

by Mint on Sep 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Not even close. Lesnar at least had his hands up

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fry sounds hammered.

Fear is temporary regret is for ever.

by twodragunns on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If you don’t like the fights I’m gonna kill you. I love him

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This ring announcer sucks balls

by malito3og3 on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Don Frye: “Hope you’re enjoying the fights, if not I’ll kill you!”

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

he is AMPED!!!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

LMFAO DON

I am too messed up for this

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by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

so is he

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I suddenly have this urge to buy a Clinch Gear shirt.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

This pair needs to be on every non-ufc card. i will absolutely watch just for bas and don

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

The jackoffs on the UG just creamed their pants

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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Frye just threatened to murder me right?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

OH THANK GOD

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh you know you'd miss me going full retard all the time

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Sometimes I don’t really show it… but you know.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

really whys that?

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reasons

for one, you live in Jersey.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh true

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Jekyl on the outside, Mr. Hyde on the outside. Oy.

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by Rich Hansen on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I suddenly have the urge to watch Don Fry mma video’s after tonights fights.

Fear is temporary regret is for ever.

by twodragunns on Sep 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I have a second screen

and am strongly considering putting my Bas Rutten instructionals on it. Right now.

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by pdl on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

you think his speaking voice would be better...

…his mom was a teacher…FOR CHARLIE BROWN…am I right?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

the guy who fought last night?

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by GregS123 on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to say well done to BE

Shark Fights has gotten more comments than several Strikeforce and UFC events.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't let me down, Keith!!!

"Last time a Russian hit a brother that hard, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed"- Some guy on Sherdog, referencing Fedor vs Rogers

by Lulz McGee on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad I've never been a huge fan...

I couldn’t deal with all the stress.

Fitch's only fan. It's lonely, being me.

by zakkree on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have a feeling this fight is going to be really fucking stupid

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Please win, Keith.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

CHIMON KEITH!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Jardine's complexion

Makes those shorts all the more hideous

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

If Chimps kickboxed

It would look like a Jardine Mirror Match

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by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Made me think of the monkey knife fight illustration from ye olden tymes

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

dsklaf;jadsklf;dsjakfl;c

/Dead

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by Matthew Roth on Sep 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

NIIIIIIIICE LEg Kick!

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Someone say Herky Jerky..please please..

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

hopefully he washed Hamill’s staph outta those shorts

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Keith shouldn’t be instigating clinches

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Did Don just suggest that Prangley knee Jardine in the head?

reliving the good old days, I guess. Love that man.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't remember Jardine ever submitting anyone on TUF or UFC.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Depends on how much worth you put in the sub attemps, but yeah 10-9.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is not the easiest round to score

10-9 Prangley.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

10-9 Prangles

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

prangley way underrated

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

no shit

he fought kennedy at 185 a few months ago too

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

frye w the f bomb!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I just want to note

that “Rabid Octopus” is a much cooler nickname than “The Dean of Mean”

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shark fights…….random time between rounds

by Snake_Pliskan on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Don Frye is perfect for broadcasting.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey SS.

UDub wins 41- 20 :D
Gotta love it!

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Locker was excellent.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jake 4 Hiesman!

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

leg kicks please

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

"A lot of wrestlers have that problem, especially in MMA."

Does Don Frye street fight wrestlers?

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

No, only Hawaiian bodyguards.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

lmao sardine calling him in

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Argh, is there

anything more frustrating than a guy rocking someone and then initiating a clinch against the cage?

by Scott Haber on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Only one thing

sex without climax……….fuckin frustraiting!

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jardine is on his way out…

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

damn and i actually have a rabbit octopus picture too…don’t know how to attach :/

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Jardine has to be trying to tire Prangley out.

All that walking aimlessly across the cage is a good strategy.

by Jonathan. on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

prangley not being agressive ok frye daddy

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

keith "trick chin" jardine

“hey kids, wanna see a trick?”

by kellly on Sep 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

funny stuff :)

"I'd love to be a Cheick Kongo looking brother that could actually move and do a lot of funky stuff - Jiu Jitsu, takedowns, kicks and stuff." - Jon Jones.

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by outlander78 on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jardine has Tourette’s

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

by Koob on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

how so?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

love Jardine ... one of my favourite fighters ...

but damn he’s terrible. I think he’s worse than he was few years ago.

by Sauce on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

He beat Brandon Vera though

OH SNAP!

by Sokonojudo on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Camera guys are fucking terrible

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

i just cant wait for the bs decision 30 – 27 for sardine come on you know they want to do it again

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

20-18 Prangley

Jardine looks crappy, and not in his usual way.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

PRINGLES UP 20-18

With his Russell Crowe, gladiatorial looking ass.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Only blond and shit. He would have been in Gladiator if the Germans won the war.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

"It's only a matter of time before I win my title."

riiiiiiiiight.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it bad that I am still not amazed that he beat Chuck?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Young brawling Forrest.

Forrest of today would crush Keith “The Dean of Antihistamine” Jardine.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just rewatched Forrest vs. Rashad.

I would put money on Forrest in a rematch, and probably get great odds for it.

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by pdl on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you are saying he blocks allergens?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

But they have cold activation and holes in there boxes

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno why some people think Jardines striking is beneficial in any way

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

He's terrifying looking and he moves all crazy

It subconsciously reminds people of the girl from the Ring

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prangley's counter-punching has been really sharp

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Jardine resembles a hobbled animal at this point. He needs to attack.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Keith just seems to be cruising towards another decision loss.

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

PICK YOUR HANDS UP JARDINE!

Slow Cooking! MMM-MMM GOOD!
"I Wanna Thank Joe Rogan!" - BJ Penn

by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, it would be a huge win for Prangley to beat someone who has lost 4 (soon to be) 5 in a row

With 3 of them by knockout.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter

People know Keith Jardine’s name at least (vs his other opponents)

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sense sarcasm.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf was he waiting for

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

wow the white version of alexander vs kimbo

im so blessed

by DirtyML on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF are you talking about

They didn’t circle for an entire round

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

TEECHNOOO VIKKINNGG!

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn, nice finish Keith

but put your hands down. you still lost.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

going for a takedown?? he had him rocked

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Prangley’s lil “GTFO” kick

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Frye sounds totally trashed

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Frye fell asleep 2 rounds ago

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he is.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn that was a great final 30 seconds…he just kept backing off

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

3 rounds are plenty.

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by GregS123 on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

this

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

keith has his arms up because why?

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

SHARK FIGHTS HAVE ARRIVED!

Of course, this is shark fights 13, so…

by verloc on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

My spidey sense predicts a really crappy decision

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

watch the bs decision go to sardine

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

4 man round robin tournament

Liddell, Tito, Sokoudjou, Jardine

Who is your money on?

by Sokonojudo on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

tito maybe?

He has a chin, he still can take people down, and he has a good gas tank.

Chuck doesn’t have a chin, Jardine doesn’t have a chin, and Soko doesn’t have a gas tank

by darkotto23 on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soko has a glass jaw too.

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by RolloTomasi on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sad to see this card end…really just the commentary but still

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

was i the only one praying for jardine to get last second ko’ed?

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

bahaha. idk why i love seeing him specifically get ko’ed so much. the bader fight made my life

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Who scored this for Jardine

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

hopefully the chick that got hit with the beer

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

toooo close.

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

good night all

Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

by Dave Strummer on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Split Decision?

what was that judge smoking that gave 2 rounds to keith?

by darkotto23 on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

the same one pounding dranks

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

finally got it right.. i caled it!!

by mlzybaby on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Enjoyed this card. Jackson must be pissed

Lata ya’ll

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by MSEMCEE on Sep 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Split?

Wow. UFC Fight Night better not be filled with decisions because people will get screwed.

4 years, 4 coaches, 7 league road wins, 0 playoff games, 1 GM. Fire Mo Johnston.

by SSreporters on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

goodnight errbody

I'm just here for the dogfights and prostitutes.

by Earl Montclair on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Frye is starting to sound a little like tommy chong.

by Dropkick434 on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

why not?

Daley won 30-27 on one card.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Why wouldn't you?

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I meant was

A bunch of drunks at a sporting event being asked to be quiet by a guy with an accent, I’m surprised they didn’t cheer/boo him instead.

by menckenstein on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

if nothing else they are patriotic and respect the country

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Jesus. He’s making fans in this motherfucker.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jardine needs to go to Japan and fight for Dream

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Snatchl on Sep 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

jardine has been rocked in his last what, 10 fights? hes got to win some kind of worst chin award or something.

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

was i shitting on his win? didnt notice XP

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

Reality is. Perception I guess.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t look down on the win at all. I think his chin has probably deteriorated much since then anyway.

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking about it

Hendo, Chuck, Keith and Wandy.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ohhh. you mean theyve all lost. yea tru

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Not just lost though, they’ve all pretty much entered a different era of their career afterward. Either out of the UFC or at MW.

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i said his chin sucks, not the back of his head :D

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one

but a lot of people really count him out. He’s not really seen as a contender to most people. And then fact he’s fighting at MW now. It just looks bad for Rampage, IMO

"I trained with Steven Seagal."

by B.H. Farnsworth on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

“2 hours of rough hard sex!!!!!!”

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"That was like two hours of rough sex"

This card should’ve been Shark Fights 13: Quoteworthy

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope Shark Fights made money on this ppv.

too much fun between Bas & Don and quality fights

by Sokonojudo on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll watch Shark Fights again no matter who is on the card as long as they keep Bas and Don. Fucking Awesome

" Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. "
------ Zapp Brannigan

by Hellsing on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm legitimately sad that this is coming to an end.

Anyway, show’s over folks. Goodbye.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

don frye is incredible. incredible…

by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

He said they were both a couple of cavemen and there was just no response to that, only silence was appropriate

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Don + Bass =

These two need to commentate together more.

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Bass

like the fish. Duh.

"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique

by rkilla on Sep 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the powers that be will ever let us see that again. Cherish this fight fans.

by Brent Ducharme on Sep 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not so sure…the fights were just above average, but the commentary will seriously bring people in. It’s not often that happens

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like Madden…he was odd and obnoxious, but fun and for many people he’s the only commentator people wouldn’t mute, so of course stations will keep him on

by Steven Abbott on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

jardine has the most ineffective striking of all time. seriously, what does he do thats good? prangley is a middleweight and was gassed for half the fight. jardine needs to do something about that striking…

by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

unpredictable striking can really throw some people off, and that’s really been the story of his success. Now that he’s been in the limelight for some time, his style is understood and can be picked apart.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

he can’t hurt anyone, whats the point?

by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s treading that oft-trodden path of the fighter who experiences early success with an unorthodox style and never changes it when it begins to fail him.

by Pyrgz Krum on Sep 12, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he thinks to much of himself

He probably bought into the hype, but when you think about it he was never really that good. Who has he beat convincingly?

Forrest? Kerry Schall?

He got waaay to much hype from semi-beating chuck, and people expected waay to much from him.

by darkotto23 on Sep 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

How would you know what “he thinks of himself”?

by dribblebib on Sep 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, does he train like he fights? i cant imagine jackson would like him using that ‘style’ of his.

by candy routure on Sep 12, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

off to watch boxeo. lata peepz

by Hendo_One-Shot on Sep 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Alexander sweeping from half guard?

Jardine throwing up armbars and heel hooks?

Shark Fights = Twilight Zone

by beeran on Sep 12, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

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