How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of September
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 1, 2010 2:05 PM EDT
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
THE FAMOUS M-1 TACTICS
"@femelianenko Fedor is now Challenging me via twitter? Makes you think is it really you Fedor or is it just the famous M-1 tactics again LOL" -Alistair Overeem, does M-1 expect us to believe that Fedor is a guy who would be on his mobile phone trying to call out Overeem?
"For the record: I will fight in the K-1 and not against Alexander E. I read something on the web and I'm not fighting him." -Alistair Overeem, shuts down rumors he was going to face Fedor's brother who has Hep C.
"@ Bigfoot Silva; Everybody is talkin about me and Fedor, it’s not fair to you. Fedor should fight you in December, then problem is solved." -Alistair Overeem
"The real reason M-1/Fedor called me out is to distract attention of a possible match with Silva. He wants Fedor but M-1 don’t want Silva" -Alistair Overeem
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
"So nice of @silverbackseth to let me borrow his mouthpiece!" -Tom Lawlor
"Got my own place, and IMMEDIATELY turned into my father. Does the microwave clock have to be on all day? Shut the door, the AC is on." -Amir Sadollah
"Now it's game time we have a fight nov 13 against okami" -Vitor Belfort, YUS!
"ok 7 weeks of intense training and dieting start this morning. Had my 4mile run, now off to the wolfslair to get beat up! ...good hard days training done, stuck to the diet well too. Always hard to do that, weighing 215 right now so I got a bit to lose... Good morning, Off to the wolfslair shortly, boxing, then jujitsu then sparring in the evening,maybe a few sit ups due to all the fat jokes" -Michael Bisping
"great days training finished, akiyamas at jacksons mma, I guess hes gonna try and hug me to death then." -Michael Bisping, lots of people would pay big bucks to get hugged by a man that sexy.
"@Verafied Brandon I am sorry you are not satisfied with your performance. Maybe we can get together and spar sometime. Respect!" -Jon Jones
"CANT STOP!!! WONT STOP BABY! Gonna hit the gym hard." -BJ Penn, hmm.
"The Belt is just an Accessory ;-)" -BJ Penn, hmm.
HEY PRINCESS, IT'S MORE BOXING VS MMA.
"Yes my next fight is gonna b in the boxing ring... I'm gonna throw these hands.. don't count me out of mma entirely though.." -Kimbo Slice
"lets the game begin KIMBO is in TRAINING! looking at todays heavyweight boxers ,i truly believe he was in the wrong sport the whole time" -Jared $kala Shaw
"1st day in the books ....we got a man made for this occupation @kimboslice" -Jared $kala Shaw
"RT @malkikawa: Here's one with @jonnybones and miguel cotto... @danawhite #mmaisbetterthanboxing" -Jon Jones
BIEBER FEVER!
"My girls trying to get me to go see justin beaver this wednesday in syracuse, need a excuse not to go. Someone save me!" -Jon Jones, gave a prize to the fan who had the funniest excuse...
"Lol im sorry :-) I guess its "bieber" " -Jon Jones
CUTE AND CHUBBY A-HOLES
"@aaronsimpson you look chubby in your twitter pic" -Ryan Bader
"@ryanbader you look like an a-hole in yours" -Aaron Simpson
"You're wrong @ryanbader... @aaronsimpson looks cute :) " -Kyle Kingsbury
A COUPLE OF CYBORGS
"I am very happy and tomorrow I will do cyborg five years we're married .... to the leaps and bounds .... lol!" -Cris Cyborg
"The cyborg and the people who helped me be where I am .... always motivated me in times of trouble .. always took care of me ... In the joys always appear many friends but few are in trouble .. nothing like having a great husband and a great friend! Thank God" -Cris Cyborg, I'm not sure what you meant, but congrats on the 5 year anniversary!
"photo shoot with Evangelista Cyborg you'd better b tough if u want @CrisCyborg calling you hubby" -Cris Cyborg
TWICTURES
"Did you check my wallpapers at www.alistairovereem.com? Click on the banner this is just one example" -Alistair Overeem
"Having a blast out on the town sporting his new BIC look." -Heidi Northcott, Chuck Liddell shaved his head for charity.
"Just beat a friend of mine 2-1 in fifa world cup! Feeling good haha... This needs a victory picture hahaha.." -Alistair Overeem
"Oh shoot! @ChuckLiddell just knocked out @THE_REAL_SHAQ" -Heidi Northcott
"All smiles after @randycouture s win" -Heidi Northcott, is beside a few of the very best fighters of the decade.
"Two of the toughest men in the UFC:) look at Rashad being so sweet and helpful." -Chandella Powell
"Aww:)" -Chandella Powell
CAT FIGHT: MRS. MIR VS MRS. ORTIZ
"does Jenna really talk mma......she should stick to porn well I guess it is kind of grappling lol" -Mrs. Mir
"Mrs_Mir needs to stick to popping out kids and eating Bon Bons, and hating from afar. Baby, I'm a self made multiple millionaire. Nuff said." -Jenna Jameson
"Aaaaw, so the truth comes out, @mrsmir is a stripper and she calls me a whore? Go grind some more laps, for five bucks lol" -Jenna Jameson
"your just mad because his cock is the only one you can't suck....oh yeah and my husband is the MAIN event" -Mrs. Mir
"Just so you guys have the background to our little fight ......when Forrest who is Franks training partner and Tito fought She started screaming because I was cheering for Forrest I wasn't even being disrespectful I was so pissed but I hold myself Higher than that ......so that's what started it all... to set the record straight Frank and I have nothing against Tito he has been nothing but friendly when we see him... and we didnt have anything against Jenna either until she verbally attacked me at Tito and Forrest fight for cheering for our teammate" -Mrs. Mir
"No one knows my side of the grudge with Mrs shatserface, she runs her trap, like the low rent stripper that she is." -Jenna Jameson
"Look guys even the classiest of women still have there breaking point.....she is my breaking point... This whole thing is ridiculous I wish I would of never stooped to her level its my fault I let her make me that mad... There is nothing in my past present or future that can be compared to her and I'm better than that" -Mrs. Mir
STILL NO LOGAN AND NATASHA... :(
"My best friends...can't help but love em. My fav bubu took the picture...:D" -Arianny Celeste
"Glen Davis from @celtics wearing my shirt!...pretty awesome! :)" -Arianny Celeste
"Good morning. Mini vacay with my loves :D" -Arianny Celeste
"And one with my beautiful girls!:)" -Chandella Powell
"Workin workin! Not at expo yet..." -Rachelle Leah
Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:
The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, some guy named Anton Tabuena, and Jonathan Snowden.
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Looks like Jenna deleted this one:
JennaJameson: @Mrs_Mir @Leharts you should stick to sucking your fat ass husbands cock…. Oh, and hit the treadmill yourself
I’d pick Mir’s wife any day,
Jenna just looks like 11 shades of terrible these days.
by DirtyML on Sep 1, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
They need to stop calling each other whores
And fight each other. Stating the obvious here but neither is an angel and both of them have probably spent more time on/under more men in a week (when they were doing their thang) than either husband during an entire training camp.
to be fair
Jenna has worked a pole or two in her day. No need to throw stones in a glass strip club.
by the-gentle-way on Sep 1, 2010 4:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
a glass strip club.
could be a decent business proposal. haha. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They are perfect adversaries, I love it. Come on Dana! Book the fight or they’ll have to go to Strikeforce~
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 1, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
(Mournful wolf howl)
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 1, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Chandella is horrifying.
Goldberg on Leben: One thing's for sure--he really did break that door on the Ultimate Fighter.
Rogan: uh...yeah.
by frosnt1 on Sep 1, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Yeah Chandella needs to go
It’s become a real annoyance for me.. basically now every time I see her in the shot, or in pictures online I get irritated because of her ugly face. I know it’s silly, but I can’t help it.. my dislike of her looks and disdain for the fact that she was chosen as a UFC ring girl is now deeply rooted inside my brainz!
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought
that your sn was referring to Chandella
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wtf is she drinking?
and if I ever the opportunity to get a pic with Arianny ima have her rub my belly just like Roy did :D
If I could choose, I would probably pick other areas than my belly though
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Like taking her drugs away and getting arrested for it only to claim that everything is fine?
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by Rich Hansen on Sep 1, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Why isn't anyone raggin on Overeem
After Rogers fight: “Fedor has been ducking me for a year”
Jul 20: “Strikeforce is my priority. #1 choice Werdum, #2 choice Fedor, #3 choice K1”
Aug 18: “I’d like to fight Werdum, but if he’s having surgery, I’ll think about K1”
Aug 25: “Fedor doesn’t deserve to fight me because he lost, and he’s too late. Should have asked two months ago, and I agreed to do K1 two weeks ago”
You can call Fedor a ducker all you want, but it’s clear that Strikeforce wanted Fedor to fight Overeem in the third fight of their contract so that they could get some Fedor footage and have their first PPV. Coker even outlined this plan way back. Once Overeem’s injury kept him off the CBS card, Strikeforce would look for any excuse possible to delay Overeem-Fedor. It would be far and away the biggest fight in their history, and they’re not going to waste it on Showtime.
lol.
it’s clear what STRIKEFORCE wants… They’ve wanted Fedor vs Overeem for the loooongest time. It’s M-1 who’s always causing troubles for their matchmaking.
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
there is only one way mrs.mir and jenna are gonna settle this.
BABY OIL WRESTLING! !! I GOT MRS. MIR BY SUB.
by the-gentle-way on Sep 1, 2010 1:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
You follow $kala on twitter?
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Sep 1, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CAN'T STOP! WON'T STOP! BAD BOY, BABY!
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
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by Damon O. on Sep 1, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!
Supposedly someone hit him.. outside a club in LA about two years ago, methinks.
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
A Barbor did it
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by Thats It For you! on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
best gif you've ever posted
I’ve got big walnuts. Gorilla nuts.
by Austin Martin on Sep 1, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrible quality but hey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdW9GCIS1eA&feature=related
"The men who get on best with women are those that get on best without them" Lee Christmas
Puff looks like he's having a full body dry heave
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Sep 1, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I might be off here
but Shogun and Rashad could probably join Silva at middleweight without too much of an issue. At least I’m pretty sure Rasahd could and Shogun never really seemed like he was a giant at 205.
I don’t think any of them should, what’s the point if you’re on of the best in the division and you’ve held the title before but I just find that interesting. Middleweight would be CRAZY with Anderson, Chael, Marquardt, Maia, Evans, Shogun, Wandy, Belfort, Okami, Leben… geez that’d be friggin stacked… not to mention some of the other talent there like Gerald and Paul Harris.
Yeah apparently none of those guys cut much weight at all, if any. Same goes for Machida, people have told me. So yes, you’re right, they most probably could, but then again they’re doing fine at LHW like you mentioned. I might see Rashad moving down if he fails to get the belt from Shogun and Jon Jones ends up snatching it.. since they’re teammates and said they won’t fight each other (personally I think Rashad is more scared of it than Jonny boy).
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Shogun cuts less than 5 lbs,
and Lyoto probably in the vicinity of 10-15 since he’s started doing serious weight training. I don’t know much about Rashad specifically, but he used to be around 220 as a heavyweight and is more trim these days although his legs are still massive. I’d guess he cuts no more than 10 lbs. I’d bet that all of them, with nutritionists and weight cutting specialists, could comfortably make middleweight. But they are the top three of LHW, so why would they? Frankie, Urijah, Aldo, and Dominick have shown us time and time again that speed kills.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Sep 1, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
True dat.
Unless they start going on crazy losing sprees, I don’t see it happening either. Possibly Rashad if Jones gets the belt, as I mentioned. Not that I’ve heard any such talk, but he seems pretty hell-bent on not fighting Jones, and several of his people have said he could easily make MW.
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just found it interesting that despite the many claims of monsters roaming the 205 weight class that the three best fighters in the division aren’t “monsters”.
Yeah I agree, it’s kind of funny. Also it disproves the notion that you have to cut a lot of weight to be able to hang with the big guys, which seems to be a common theme in some places (WW comes to mind).
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah instead of guys cutting, how about Rumble and the Pitbull added into the middleweight mix. Maybe Koscheck beats GSP and Fitch has to move up as well:)
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 1, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't follow twitter
but find these weekly recaps great.
What was the original tweet from “Fedor Emilianenko” that resulted in The Reem’s callout of M1 Shinanigans.
@Alistairovereem no need for talks, just sign the contract for NYE…
by Anton Tabuena on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
what was the Jon Jones message to Brandon Vera responding to?
Seemed pretty respectful. Looking forward to seeing both of those guys fight again. I thought Vera actually looked pretty sharp till that hellbow landed. When he kicked Jon Jones off him it was sweet.
a statement by Vera that basically said that Jones was overrated….that was up until the point where Vera got his face broken in half
He still said it AFTER he got his face caved in
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Sep 1, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder how long Shogun has used that same Bad Boy shirt.. looks pretty vintage at this point
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
thats how the shirt is designed
the logo has a faded/cracked look to it. i have the same shirt but in black
Oh, okay. I’m not a fan of that trend myself, I think your shirts should earn their marks the natural way. Don’t mean to offend your shirt though, just did a google pic search and it does look pretty good that way.
by Horselover Fat on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Dominick Cruz
How close is he standing to the camera to skew the perspective so much that he looks bigger than Roy?
Posture and perspective
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Sep 1, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Brittney Palmer
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Sep 1, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"My best friends...can't help but love em. My fav bubu took the picture...:D" -Arianny Celeste
Translation:
“My best friends…I think I’m SO much hotter than they are. :D” -Arianny Celeste
by INGO B on Sep 1, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I like that when she tweets that she’s on a vacation with her loves, she posts a pic of her cleavage.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 1, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah and Bisping:
Jon Jones trains at Jackson’s too and he cracks skulls.
"akiyamas at jacksons mma, I guess hes gonna try and hug me to death then."
bisping’s gonna get a stiffy
Such a better read..
without the fighter bashing.
What's up with UFC
picking up girls that bear striking resemblances to horses? First Edith, now Chandella?
hears the horse neighing in the background
If SJP shows up on Dana’s twitter, we may be in trouble.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Sep 1, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Mir and Ortiz
They should be so proud of their classy, educated, well-spoken wives.
"You stick a microphone in a guy's face and he calls out anybody but the champion, and Joe Silva should fax him a pink slip right then." -- Chael Sonnen.
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