Roger Huerta engages in a street fight in Austin, Texas:
"Against a man who appears to have punched a woman in the head. Once Huerta sees the woman collapse to the ground -- he says "You just punched a f**kin' girl." Officers were called to the scene -- but so far, no arrests have been made."
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yes but no one deserved to be stomped in the head, that is how u go to jail for manslaughter, roger is trained in subduing people, he should have used his head, im sure he was drunk but still no excuse
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think MMA is a sport where "subduing" your opponent is the goal
Get rid of the ramp!
by ihateemo on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
no but he knows wrestling and how to control an opponent, big part of mma, oh and head stomps are illegal in unified rules which roger trains and fights under, i cant believe someone rec’d u and ur screen name is stupid, i am no longer going to respond to someone like u
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
speak ur mind nerd and im typing not talking
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ToGTFO?
I just spoke my mind.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
by IKilled007 on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I agree that he should have not stomped the dude. Knocking out women sets some of us men off pretty bad though. He obviously was not thinking straight. As for stupid screen names, “hot mma chick” is pretty much as stupid as they come.
by Pahuus on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
yeah but at least its not something negative like “ihatexxx”
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
True
But it’s pretty obvious you’re going for the “attention whore”-angle with your screen name. Now we may disagree on which is more idiotic, expressing your hate for emos or garnering for the attention of a mostly male mma crowd by stating you are a woman (and a hot one at that!), but I’d have to go for the latter.
by Pahuus on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Or it’s a dude.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
It’s subo.
http://www.instrength.com
by Tim Burke on Aug 4, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Subo's a dude?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe physically
He just wants to be Dana White’s woman
" Tell me something Steve, How does a guy from Puerto Rico loose a ball in the Sun? "
Whoa, whoa, whoa - Subo is MY MAN.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
As for stupid screen names, "hot mma chick" is pretty much as stupid as they come.
I found it rather intriguing
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
The elusive triple crown.
“Hot, you say? Interesting. Oh, and MMA. I like MMA too, what are the odds? Wow, and a chick to boot! I’ve heard some very cool stories about what you can get up to with one of them.”
50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.
by Dodectagon on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF? People are hating on her for being a female?
Ha ha… I get it… Sexism is cool? Oh wait…
What a bunch of idiots!!
No
We’re actually not hating on her for being a woman. The negative response comes mainly from her need to advertise the fact that she is added to the fact that she feels the need to advertise that she is hot too. I’d have the same attitude towards MMASuperhunkMAN.
by Pahuus on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know this is over the line, but the picture is just too funny.

by Pahuus on Aug 4, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
It is just silly and petty amigo...
who cares if she is hot.
Guess what, I am not actually a truck
donkeypunch is not actually a donkeypunch
IKilled007 didn’t actually kill James Bond
argyle may or may not actually be wearing argyle right now
and you aren’t actually evil, you are just childish.
It doesn’t matter, it is the internet.
by truck on Aug 4, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn, the jig is up
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 4, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There’s always exceptions to things though..
by sadface on Aug 4, 2010 5:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes
I’m actually ded.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
My apologies to donkeypunch,
if you are in fact a donkeypunch it was never my intention to discredit you donkeypunchiness.
WHAT?
I always assumed you were a distant relative of this guy:

by PM23 on Aug 4, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So you’re acutally a GoBot with self-esteem issues?
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
I actually am a Beer Monster.
So there.
http://www.instrength.com
by Tim Burke on Aug 4, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I am Captain America, and IKilled007 smoked me in Goldeneye.
He was Oddjob, of course.
Dirty cheating bastard midget.
by CaptnAmerca on Aug 4, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lucky for you
I didn’t use my normal screenname:
“Just A Regular Ultra-rich Guy With a Perfect Body and a 10-Inch Cock Who Looks Like a Young Sean Connery If Sean Connery Were Better Looking.”
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
I almost used that one too
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I’d have used that, except my cock is only 9 inches.
by thekiltedwonder on Aug 4, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That reminds me
Why does every guy on the internet have a 9 or 10" cock? I didn’t realize that people who posted on the web were so much larger than the general population.
by John Nash on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it has something to do with the radiation
given off by a computer monitor combined with being confined in a concrete dungeon (parent’s basement).
..or it might be because...
People who use the internet are fat and lazy. They all have fat guts and can no longer see their penis. They get all of their jollies from watching POV videos and have internalized whatever sale star they see in said videos.
I suppose this also assumes they have never seen the video Fred Durst made of himself and that lady.
Man, my profile has been pointing out that I'm sexy for years
…and nobody has said shit.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
You know that's right.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
I don't deny it
mine is only 5", but it’s thick!
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
You might as well be a girl orcus
Take my word for it, I’m 16" and twice the girth of a coke can.
And that’s another thing – why is it that the only time anyone uses girth it’s when discussing a penis?
by John Nash on Aug 4, 2010 8:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I use it when talking about steak?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
haha
I should get a sex change, sometimes I think it’s shrinking and going inwards so perhaps I’ll just let nature take its course. but yet again no one got my 30 rock reference, I suck at jokes :p
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
i am actually johnathan willis
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck
Toss this thread into the joke graveyard. Thanks JW.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
naw trucks post was still awesome
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trucks comments are always awesome.
by sadface on Aug 4, 2010 5:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I was always under the impression that one's screen name MUST be related to their profession
by Goat choker 1 on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
LMAO, that was good, ok ok i get it, poor choice for the screen name, im just confident
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m confident too. Don’t see me having a screen name “200+ chicks and counting”?
And that was a joke my dear friends.
If you took that screen name, mine would have to be
“Twice His Screenname”
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
I’m not hating on her because she’s a woman, I’m hating on her because she’s apparently hot. Since I’m ugly, this makes me sad.
50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.
confidence goes a long way with chicks, ive had some ugly bf’s that i found hot for other reasons, change ur attitude, ull be fine
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You date ugly dudes?
Guess I’m out then. Oh well.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Scared of commitment?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ZING!
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
... and she gets high
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
That woman does not exist there are too many good traits. Maybe on another parallel dimension, but not here.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
Well...
She’s probably bat shit crazy, too.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
by donkeypunch on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Smart, Sexy, Sane: pick two.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Absofuckinglutely
NOT! Every woman I end up with is crazier than a pet coon.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Oh
And they can’t be fixed.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Back in the mid 90s
When I fucked around on AOL Chatrooms in the computer lab instead of doing my homework, my entrance into any room was always:
<—— 16/m/New Orleans looking for 2 to 4 21-28-year-old rich, athletic, attractive, mute, bi-sexual, nymphomaniacal maids, massage therapists or chefs.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
But he does not know
if the man has a knife, or friends to boot. Not to mention, anyone trained in basic combatives with the military or law enforcement knows in those scenarios you do not go to the ground.
He did what he had to to put the big guy down, as I noted, the guy was much larger than he is, one good shot and Huerta may never be the same again.
i wish my lawn were emo so it..... must i explain the rest?
Fan of Tiger 'Makin It Rain' Woods
by B-A-N-A-N-A-S on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
your name
is ‘hot mma chick’…..i wouldn’t really insult people’s names
"Your not gonna jab and shoulder roll your way away from Brock Lesnar; He is gonna fuck you." - Joe 'High as Fuck' Rogan
by KingAtRock on Aug 4, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This aint the Octagon.
That’s street fighting and you can’t take somebody down. Cause the second you hit the ground someone’s soccer kickin you in the back of the head. Good for Roger!!!
she's right
1) Roger shouldn’t have stomped the guys head. Because you can kill someone doing that. And because if his buddy had a gun there at the end Roger could have been killed.
2) That is some shaky footage – we see about 5 seconds total of Roger in it – who the heck knows what happened there – maybe the guy tripped and fell and Roger then stomped him in the head – still feel it was the right thing to do?
3) That was a woman who was hit, not a “girl”
4) While I’m glad everyone supports women not being punched standing outside a bar, I’d be even more impressed if you didn’t support anyone being punched outside a bar – or kicked in the head.
Rec'd because I too hate Emo and you pissed that chick off and i'm a chovanist
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Aug 4, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know...
Combining Seung-Hui Cho and a van is pretty scary.
by truck on Aug 4, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Understood
but understand this don’t hit a woman and you won’t get your head stomped in like a grape…it’s as simple as that. WORD!
Seriously?
that guy had at least 60 pounds on Huerta. The guy needed to be put down hard and fast. No telling if that guys entourage is there and more over, if he got Roger in a bad spot he could seriously have hurt him.
Instead of complaining about what he could have done right, we should be applauding him for standing up against this type of stuff.
by JaeeJaee on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
If this was another state, I’d say that he would probably get charged due to not trying to get rid of the guy first and attacking after the fact… but this is Texas. I was shot at in Texas one time… well, not so much shot at, more like threatened with air shots… but the cops didn’t do a thing. Hitting a woman? Huerta gets off scott free in Texas.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
As well he should.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
AMEN, Brent.
He should get a fucking medal.
by Jonathan. on Aug 4, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, no maybe so...
I hand’t watched the video when I posted the comment, but I will stand by it.
Should he have stomped the guy? Probably not.
no one deserved to be stomped in the head
I disagree. There are lots of people who deserve the have their head stomped. Heck there are lots of people who don’t deserve to live. A stomp is taking it easy.
A running sucker punch on anyone is unacceptable, never mind when it is a woman.
by truck on Aug 4, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
With you 100%
I’da stomped that motherfucker too.
A running sucker punch on anyone is unacceptable, never mind when it is a woman.
Exactly.
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy that got stomped
was m’fing HUGE and ran up BEHIND a GIRL and sucker punched her. That is bitchest bitch shit ever, and if I ever meet Huearta, I’m shaking his hand.
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Yup
I already liked Roger, but this definitely makes me respect him even more. First he escaped that deep ass Kimura, now he’s stomping woman-hitters. That’s my motherfucking dog right there! I’ll be looking forward to shaking his hand too.
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You have
a great screenname.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Thanks buddy! It’s also my XBL screen name. Needless to say, when I’m playing any game online other than UFC Undisputed, it gets some funny reactions.
I’ve been accused of being a pervert more than once. :(
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my bad
I thought it was meant to be perverted. Forget it: lousy screen name.
;)
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
by IKilled007 on Aug 4, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually met Huerta once...
…and shook his hand. Let me tell you, those hands are soft. I think he moisturizes.
by Newbs on Aug 4, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think it funny you know the textures of mens hands, let me guess you prefer the rugged rough many hand feel?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Just sayin’, you meet someone like Huerta and shake his hand you’re not necessarily expecting them to be soft. Oh so very, very soft.
1-10
on the Akiyama scale?
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Actually
This was at the same event in Minneapolis where Brad Imes won via gogo and there was a shooting in the arena during the event.
I was covering the event cageside (very cool) and was able to talk Huerta a bit there. Also talked to Road Warrior Animal who was there to do commentary but he seemed less interested in talking to me. Not that I can blame him.
/cool story, bro
yes but no one deserved to be stomped in the head
Couldn’t disagree more. That disgrace of man surely did derserve every bit of what he got.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Aug 4, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
please let us know how your are supposed to hit a woman.
Whaaassssuppp?
by splint on Aug 5, 2010 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a great example of
MMA fans not realizing the difference between a street fight and an MMA match. You really think that in all that chaos that the smart play is to try and pull guard or take a guy’s back and go for a submission? You’d get 3rd party boot stomped by some other backalley motherfucker so fast it would literally make your head spin.
In a crowded situation like that I think you have 2 choices. Stay standing and trade/defend yourself OR get the fuck out of Dodge.
MMA is not street fighting.
SSSHHHHHHH
You mean training UFC won’t ensure that you don’t get your ass kicked in the street? UFC is the best martial system there is. Its like proven through competition and stuff.
Ricky Hatton came closer to beating Manny Pacquiao than Marquez did to beating Floyd.
-SC
by The Lethal Haze on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
he should have used his head
Headbutting is also banned under the Unified Rules
"Ten more seconds is all I ever ask. That's the good thing I learned about being KO'd twice. You don't see it coming -it's like death- you don't plan for it so don't wait for it. So many people are afraid of getting Ko'd that their hands stay home, but not me. I got to go out there and shoot the lights out and fall down" Jens Pulver
by StevenGiles on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anybody know where in Austin this took place?
Ride the Tiger!
by doonerthesooner on Aug 4, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently he lost a close decision to the guy.
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by Tim Burke on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Good for Roger
but I am sure he’ll get in trouble for it.
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
by Chris Barton on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He’ll be protected by “Good Samaritan” laws.
by casey manrique on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yes but a prosecutor can easily get a conviction with that 3rd pic posted, i like huerta but i dont live in a dream world, the real world isnt always morally right, guy deserved a beatdown but roger went too far
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
Any good lawyer down there would try to get this in front of a jury. And guess what? No Texan is going to convict him for beating the fuck outta someone who sucker punched a girl.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, in many states — that’d probably happen.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it would
As well it should. Guy is probably lucky he just got his ass stomped by one much smaller guy. Down on 6th street, like anywhere with groups of drunk guys, that’s the kind of stupid shit that gets people killed.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 4, 2010 3:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
True Story
Nice young couple sitting in front of a local grocery store down here giving away free kittens. A big ol’ mean looking dude comes up and says he’d take one. Walked up to the glass window of the store with it and threw it up against the glass, killing it, to the horror of the bystanders. Don’t have to tell you what happened next but I will. Some folks beat the hell out of him in the parking lot. Cops were called, asked what happened, everybody said “got hit by a car”. HAHA. Cops took him to a hospital and put him in jail for animal cruelty.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Aug 4, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus Christ!
I’m just impressed people have the balls to beat on a guy as crazy and twisted as that.
In Illinois (west central)
they won’t even book you.
no charges happen if the person being attacked doesnt file them and the person being attacked would have to admit to hitting the girl
no?
by Richard Doughty on Aug 4, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You aren't Gina are you?
kidding of course
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
I’m not a fan of Roger Huerta at all (I have pretty much rooted for his opponent in all of his fights), and he was incredibly stupid for getting involved in a public brawl, BUT ….. that guy was in serious need of an ass whoopin’.
Nice work Roger.
I hope the judge takes it easy on you.
Ha
Go Roger, I wouldve done exactly the same thing flailed wildly at the dick who punched the woman
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
by xAtlasx on Aug 4, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 19 recs
That's also how Leonard Garcia would've dealt with him.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
by SSreporters on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 22 recs
OUCH!
oooohhh body blow.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
And Boom Goes The Dynamite
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
Or maybe
The guy at the end yelling at him to get up while he’s knocked out.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
ok so a guy punches a women and roger huerta beats the shit outta him
the guy probably deserved more
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
Looks like a Diaz boot party
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A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who -- Jay-Z
by thetakeover on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wooo Huerta just knocked that big boy out
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
If it happens in Los Angeles, TMZ will be there. They aren’t really covering MMA as much as they are covering the LA social scene hoping for a nip slip or a brawl. It’s not like they cover MMA outside of California. Hell, they don’t cover anyone outside of the guys in SoCal. You never see any of the NorCal guys on TMZ.
the sad part is
that chick will be back with the dude who smacked her up in a week and then then will prolly sue roger.
by DanGlenzig on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
The guy hit her in the back of the head…it didn’t even look like she was with him in the first place
by Steven Abbott on Aug 4, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like Roger Huerta needs to move up a weight class
or the other guy needs to move down 2 classes
by midbc on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
3 things make this great
1. The guy is obviously an asshole. Not only does he hit a girl, but he suckers punches her as well. Shit, either one is bad but put the two together and you got major asshole.
2. He obviously took underestimated Roger. Probably thought it would be easy to beat up the little pretty boy,
3. He got his ass kicked. The cosmos is in balance.
by John Nash on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Roger had no right to interfere, i hope he gets a big fucking charge on his ass.
How do you guys know the woman wasnt trying to stab or whatever to the guy, i would punch any bitch that would get violent with me.
Jesus
Parents don’t teach their boys not to beat up girls anymore? Who hits a fucking girl?
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
To be fair, Snooki might actually deserve it for being a plague on society. ;-)
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Snooki
is a girl?
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Debatable!
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Leland, in all seriousness snooki was a vet tech prior to jersey shore. Of everyone in that house, she probably was leading the most meaningful life prior to that show.
Dude, you know about Snooki’s pre-Jersey Shore life? I do well just to know her name.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So from this we can safely say that Jersey Shore may cause death in domestic animals. This needs to go public ASAP. Teacup Chihuahua’s all over are in danger!
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol, well technically
she was the fifth woman. Now its just me and my pit against the other four women.
I don’t get it.
What does being a vet tech have to do with dumbing people with her idiocy?
And I wouldn’t let her touch anyone’s pet.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m reffering to your joke about her being hit by a much larger man. She’s doing what many of my peers do. Theres been like a decade of realworld with people doing the same things she is. How is MTV deciding to put her on tv even remotely deserving of her getting bashed in the face like she did?
It may have been funny if it wasn’t reality, but she was hit for doing nothing wrong.
As for her being a vet tech, Im saying of all the girls in the house, she at least worked in some capacity to help people and while annoying, definitely wasn’t one of the girls out there trying to start fights.
With all the outcry over the tito and jenna incident, I would think joking about women getting hit would be something you would avoid.
Understandable point if I was actually thinking in a serious manner, but I’m not. Lighten up a bit.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Who hits a fucking girl?
Who throws a shoe?

by Steve4192 on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Random Task!
Odd Job throws a hat and James Bond throws big bars of gold bullion.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
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Why don't you go ahead and have a seat
have a seat right over there.
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by greasefirelol on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of unspeakable acts against women…
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by Mike Fagan on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh, that’s awful. Rec’d.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 5, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He hits women with his private parts
by SilverNBlackZach! on Aug 4, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
In group setting no less
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Cecil Peoples has it 29-28 Girl Puncher.
by BVandDietPepsi on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 34 recs
He did control the pace of the fight
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by DayGeaux on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I love it
There are some really funny mofos on this site.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Foot stomps don't finish fights.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
by SSreporters on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Yeah, built guys’ shirts always magically come off.
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone who has been in a few street fights removes their shirt. That shit is almost guaranteed to ripped. Why ruin a $100 shirt when it can be easily avoided?
Yep. Especially in Canada where people are trained in hockey fights.
by truck on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gut punch, shirt over the head, 10 minute misconduct for not tying down your shoulder pads. lol
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by Worldisart on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
$100? That shit is custom-made Armani.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t know either, but I figure.. he hangs with Rourke, who blows money on thousand dollar shirts like nothing.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Discussed this question with my gf recently. If a random girl punches you in the head as hard as she can, is it ok for you to reciprocate (assuming the first punch was unwarranted)?
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
It depends.
If you feel she is an imminent threat to seriously fuck you up, then sure.
If she’s some 5’2" 100 pound pixie who poses no threat whatsoever, then no.
Indeed; it’s the same with men or women for me. My response is always measured to the level of threat I feel. (At least, that’s how I operated when I was a bouncer, and I DID get hit by women.)
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by AJB on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It depends.
Is she growing a mustache or appearing to be of the build of man? Are you somehow being suckered by Cris Cyborg? If that’s the case, yes.
If not, I don’t think it’s an option. Cops will tase the fuck out of you for trying to hit a woman, even if she hit you first.
Now, with that said — lead pipe, baseball bat, brass knuckles, or cocaine craze? Yes.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t hit Cyborg back. It only encourages her.
Play dead.
by CaptnAmerca on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Exactly.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That didn’t stop her in her last fight
by Steven Abbott on Aug 4, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
If it's Cris Cyborg
The answer is still no because she would whoop your ass.
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Why hit a girl
when you can just footsweep her?
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Aha! So it was you...

I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Aug 4, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I chuckled. nt
Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".
Jesus, what is that from?
I want Kim Winslow or Tan Dan to ref Tito Ortiz' next loss.
by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Aug 5, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Unless you feel a legitimate threat to your well being, there is no reason.
If a 12 year old punches you are hard as they can, do you hit them back?
imo
it’s okay to subdue (restrain) and then gtfo. It’s self-defense. Also okay to hit back and gtfo if the girl is physically capable of inflicting serious damage. In every scenario, the only correct response following any of these actions is to get the hell out of there. You may be justified in inflicting some pain, but the court system won’t see it that way.
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Had the same talk with mine
She was convinced it should be okay to hit girls for the same reason you hit guys. Finally I asked her if she had ever been hit by a man, really hit. Of course, she said no. I told her that if she had been she would change her mind.
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I couldn't see
Did he stompfuck him or what?
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wowww
dude got fucked right up… big guy 2. this is the most ive liked roger ever , its 2 bad hes about 2 get sued
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He’ll probably get off with defense of another.
That’s what happened to me in the only street fight I ever got in, and Roger is prettier than me so he’s fine haha
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i doubt it
he gunna get assualt with a deadly weapon or sum shit i bet
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Not in Texas...
He defended a woman in Texas. He’s going to walk. Which makes me incredibly happy.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That whole “my hands are deadly weapons” thing is a myth.
Now, his martial arts experience could be used to show that the curb stomp to a downed opponent was overkill…
but no, professional fighters are not deadly weapons in the legal sense.
"an excellent example of why most MMA "journalism" is a joke. Pseudonyms like "toxic" and shitty writing like that dopey article"--- Joe Rogan.
On “The Voice vs. Mayhem Miller” which aired last week, Mayhem said he had thought that was a myth too until he got charged with it himself, for punching a guy in a bar once. The guy had found out Mayhem was a “famous” fighter and thought he had a shitload of money so he decided to sue him a year after the incident, but he dropped the charges after Miller convinced him he was broke and lived in his van (which was true at the time).
Anyway, I think it does exist but not in all states.
by Horselover Fat on Aug 4, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not a professional MMA fighter.
"Referees, be sure to step in and stop the fight on time tomorrow, because I might get carried away in the moment and my many punches may end up destroying my opponent." - Tatsuya "CRUSHER" Kawajiri
True
BUUUUTTTTTT
Can’t an MMA fighter defend themselves or someone else?
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
They can, but the guy was clearly done when Rogers stomped him. Punching someone is different than stomping on their head. There’s a line there and Roger may have crossed it.
True
But like Leland said, this is in Texas haha
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Don't mess with Texas
Just as an aside, that phrase was not originally meant as some kind of badassery in defense of Texas but was actually the slogan for a campaign aimed at cleaning up litter.
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Looks like someone read the Cracked article! :P
Just teasing. :)
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now
That website is both informative AND funny!
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger is such a casanova, he deserves a medal of honor for this, and a ticket back to the UFC
by mmaniac22 on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That was...
awesome… that dude got what he deserved… first by hitting a chick from BEHIND then trying to fight everybody coming his way, i learned long ago you dont fuck with people you dont know!!
Good lord you can watch the latino rage flare up like no tomorrow in that video. Here’s a run down for those who can’t watch.
-We see girl arguing, BIG boy walks up, haymaker’s her from behind, she drops. The guy walks off, no one does shit.
-Enter Roger, looking confused, he goes to the big man. “Did you just hit that girl?” He stalks the guy off camera, a few seconds later, enter Roger’s friend. “Roger! Roger!” The friend runs off camera.
-Camera pans, we see Roger shirtless, he SPRINTS at the big guy, and hell breaks loose, theres cars in the way, hard to see what takes place. Seconds later we see big man on the ground, fucked up, Roger stomps the fuck out of his head and disappears.
-The guy looks to out for a long time, and people fighting and arguing all around, one looks like Roger’s friend.
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Just goes to show that PRIDE ain't dead.
WAR PRIDE FC!
by pud333 on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Hey O!
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger’s intentions were pure at heart — he was seeking revenge for that cowardly attack on that female — but in the end he has got to show some restraint in those types of situations. He has got to much to lose to get involved in those types of situations and for the love of god, a foot stomp to a guy you already knocked out? With that being said, sometimes vigilante, wild-west justice is just what the doctor asked for, and that guy got what he deserved.
Yeah, Roger will probably be sued. Maybe see some jail time. It’s one thing to knock a guy down, and another to basically curb stomp him.
In Texas?
LOL. No, he won’t.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
he is a pro mma fighter
that being said…he stomped the guy when he was cleary done already
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That doesn’t matter.
Texas is good ol’ boy country. Good ol’ boys don’t hit chicks, and I guarantee a judge will say… "Roger, you’re a good ol’ boy… "
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
My family has land down there… and I was there often during my high school years. It’s different, and sometimes different is bad. But in this case, it isn’t.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I know what you mean being from MS its very similar, but that stuff is on tape
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing that I’m not sure about is that it happened in Austin. Austin is different than the rest of Texas.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
Actually, that’s very true.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Change of venue...
… get it moved 10 minutes north to Williamson county and they’ll have the girl puncher in the chair by noon.
you seem
to understand this part of the world quite well
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I live in Williamson
I tell my friends not to $@!$ around when they’re coming over. 55 means 55.
Well, to be precise, the tape only shows Roger stomping. It doesn’t show that he actually HIT anything. Perhaps he was stomping the guys cell phone or sun glasses.
I could probably say that with a straight face in court. Probably.
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What year of Law School
are you in?
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
I'd go with...
…. dude on ground was rolling and trying to grab my ankle, I kicked out reflexively.
ever been to the King of Kombat events?
I’ve never seen mma live, and that one on thje 20th is pretty affordable.
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Campuzano...
is fighting on that card.
It’s solid.
by Applejack McNeil on Aug 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll probabaly give it a shot, then
thx!
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 5, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i think the dude swung on roger.....bad idea
and because of that he got beat down
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, dude looked like he was trying to get away, Roger chased him down and initiated the confrontation.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he kinda squat down when Roger advanced, he was ready to fight (or thought so). Someone in a grey shirt comes in from right of screen and tries to hit the guy, and he swung as the grey shirt came across. I think grey shirt may have been Roger’s friend from the end of the vid…and its quite possible Roger was not the only one to hit the stomp recipient.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d say very possible, there was a lot of pissed off people around that big fella.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Frank
I ate at that place last week on a Groupon…the dogs were overrated, but the poutine was pretty good.
Anyway, War Machine says he wants to come to town when he gets out the bing. I’d just as soon he didn’t. As you can tell, there are no shortage of useless turdknuckles around here as it stands.
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
turdknuckle
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Poutine! IN TEXAS?!?

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by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 4, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL.
Well, Austin…which is like the Canada of Texas.
I love Alberta
but when other Canadians call Alberta the Texas of Canada, it is usually meant as an insult… There are some sneaky sneaky backhanded compliment type things going on there.
It’s usually ment in a back handed sort of way, but to those in the know it’s a compliment. Canadians seem to have a passive aggressive hate for America. Fuck passive agressives.
I don't know if it is passive aggressive as much as it is...
“Hey, we’d better keep this on the down low… They are a lot bigger than us, plus we need their television stations, so don’t fuck it up.”
Which is pretty passive agressive. I’ve always been of the mind that if you have something to say, just say it. Honestly, Canada is great and we don’t need to filter ourselves. I really got this feel following the Olympics that the old apologist attitude should just go out the window.
WE HOLD THE RECORD FOR MOST GOLD METALS IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS!!!?!?!?!?
I feel better :D
There’s a Winter Olympics?
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by DayGeaux on Aug 4, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you can get pizza here, too
even though it’s not italy!
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got hungry reading comments about women getting beaten
brb. I’m going to email kink.com (NSFW), I think I may be on to something.
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by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember after UFC 116
How casuals were in awe of Brock going as far to say that they wouldn’t face Lensar with a baseball bat.
From cases like this and ones similar too it (Overrem and his brother hospitalizing 5 bouncers at a club) that most mma fighters can handle an average guy twice their size and you would need multiple assailaints for top teir heavyweights.
I would go as far to say that the average person has a better chance at taking down a Lesnar with a baseball bat than an regular Joe Sixpack has against a decent ligh or featherweight.
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i'd go with a sawed off double barrel twelve gauge
against any of these guys. very scary. i’m sure warmachine could make a lucrative living in jail as a bodyguard.
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
look closely....
The guy who hit that chick the chick gets up right away. LoL. That chick is tough as nails.
It was slightly more effective than Paul Daley’s cheapshot on Kos, but infinitely more douchey.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I came so close to playing devils advocate here
Thinking we don’t know what happened before the vid…but fuck that. FUCK THAT SHIT. Dude got what he deserved, unless that girl tried to kill his kids or some crazy shit like that…doubtful. Just hate that it got caught on tape and will likely cause him a lot of problems.
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
Right...
if she was going after someone he knows he could have just as easily picked her up and pulled her away from it and restrained her. I’ve done that to dudes in bar fights, it’s absolutely able to be done to a smaller woman.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially as big as he was, guy was pretty freakin huge.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
WAR HUERTA!!!!
All fucking day! I am now a fan.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Roger or not roger that is the question????
But the act of knocking that douchebag out was not on tape. And really could you really distinguish if it was Roger or not. Roger just might slip by the legal system because of nthat. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that roger does. :) WAR HUERTA!!!!!
Dude deserved it
But Roger is screwed.
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by Damon O. on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think civil suit
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Nope...
You’re not going to be able to bring a successful suit when the video in question shows you hitting a woman. You can’t sucker punch a woman and then go to court claiming that you should receive damages for the resulting actions. I mean…you CAN go to court, but you’re not going to get anything out of it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I stand corrected
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
In texas?
I’m pretty sure you can sue anyone for anything.
My understanding of the tort of battery is that as soon as you intentionally injure someone the burden shifts to the tort feasor to establish a defence.
In this case, there’s no self-defence of himself or others, since the attack on the girl was over. So you’re looking a provocation, which I expect is a partial defence.
Bottom line is that Huerta will probably be paying this guy something.
As for the police, they’ll probably charge him too. He’s guilty of assault, the question will be whether he can establish a defence. “Vengeance” or “justice” is not a defence. So he could be in trouble. My gut reaction is he will get at worst a slap on the wrist given the startling nature of fatboy’s assault, assuming the guy is not permanently injured.
Of course
What could happen is that the cops could show up, make sure no one is dead, and then say to Girl Puncher “if we charge him, we have to charge you.” Then possibly everyone would just go home and sober up.
I will be stunned if we don’t see a lawsuit, even if it’s only for a $10k nuisance settlement though. However, if I’d punched a girl, I might be to embarassed to sue the guy who kicked my ass. Then again, if you get embarassed, I’m not sure why you’re punching girls.
The dude outweighed Roger by like 50 lbs and just KOed a girl from behind no less. I’m okay with it. It sucks though because Roger is now screwed and the stupid girl is probably already back with the creep.
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Yeah
he should’ve allow the bigger guy every opportunity to grab hold of him
Hey Pete
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by Grappo on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beat me to it
Amongst the plethora of manliness present in this video it slightly hinders Roger’s heroism. And the foot stomp.
fuck that...
I go the same route if I’m about to be in a fight. and I’m not built like fucking Huerta.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
In the end I think the guy got what was coming in to him, I just Roger would have looked less douchey while giving the guy his comeuppance.
You get in a fight and you wanna walk away you better make sure the guy you just beat up isn’t getting up and jumping you from behind.
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this is true
and lets not forget the fact that roger had a rough ass childhood and grew up in the streets
i’m sure he’s been in a scrap or two and understands the rules
take off your shirt so you don’t get grabbed
and make sure the dude isn’t gonna get up immediately after you beat his ass. otherwise you could be shot stabbed etc.
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, he could just get it grabbed and pulled over his head like a straightjacket
but you know, who wants to be accused of being a douche by the internets?
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that’s how chicks think buddy, you go do the jersey shore thing wearing small t shirts when u r a ripped 250
NEWS FLASH: Girls think that shit is lame!!!!
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL, not all chicks. Some of those dumb Jersey Shore chicks SCOURED the beaches for dudes wearing that shit. It’s just a low percentage of chicks.
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by Leland Roling on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"I wanna Juiced Up Guerilla Guido"
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
newsflash
if you had ever been in a street fight you’d realize that taking your shirt off isn’t done because he wanted to look cool show off his muscles or tats
you take off your shirt so it doesn’t get used against you
especially against someone bigger than you because you don’t want them to be able to get a grip on you
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
again cant argue with that but i have a feeling if he wasnt ripped with cool tats the shirt would have stayed on, i dont think roger was worried about getting cross collar choked
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
love the cross collar ref.
roger had a rough childhood and grew up in the streets
it’s more than likely just instinct
i’m with whoever said i’d take my shirt off too and i’m def. not built like roger
it’s just one of those things that you do almost naturally after you’ve been in a scrap or two
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s ingrained from a young age. When you’re young you don’t always just punch. One of the first things real young guys do when they fight is grab your shirt and try to throw you around. Big bullies are notorious for that. Although you are correct about the collar choke.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
I’ve seen many a douche bag take there shirts off for fights with very unsightly bodies. They don’t care where they’re at. Not saying you’re a douche for taking your shirt off.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
You can punch me in the moob but god help you if my Dale Sr shirt loses one thread
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Bullshit.
I’ve seen tons of fat guys rip their shirts off in fights. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
Says the poster with the screen name “hot mma chick”.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
im hot, i like mma, and im a chick, guess i should have been “hmmac420” or something else as equally lame
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You might be
BE’s first female troll. Congratulations.
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
wasnt tryin to come off like that but people kept going on and on
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i see her on here alot and never see her trolling
troll gets thrown around too much online
but i do think it’s ironic that she’s one of, if not the, only girl on here posting
and she’s one of the few people being hard on roger for standing up for the honor of a girl
girls wonder why chivalry is dead
because you killed it
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
i def support roger in this, i just think he lostcontrol, probably a little tipsy or something, my bf got me on here, im at work and this helps pass the time
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Who’s your bf?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
That's hilarious lol
who was he?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
he used his facebook name, i dont wanna give his name to yall
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
cool
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
It’s really just the same guy that got banned being a transgender troll
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
if your bf a poster on here too?
i’m just glad to have a chick interested enough in mma to post on here and take part in the conversations
most of the girls i know who “like” mma are casual fans at best
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
u and a few others are super cool but i may not hang around long cuz im still a girl and there are alot of mean dudes here
that may be why there are no girls on here because alot of my gf’s watch all the ufcs with their guys and they get excited for the cards too
im gonna go out on a limb and say it also may be why no girl is in their life, too egotistical
by hot mma chick on Aug 4, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If you had signed up w/ a different username, no one would have known the difference.
http://www.instrength.com
To this
Not Hot MMA Chick
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
by IKilled007 on Aug 4, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and you're banned
BE has a pretty strict “no sexist dickheads allowed” rule
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oh snap
i was so gonna make a slightly off color joke in the name of humor
glad i decided against it
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Comment boards can be kinda brutal. But this one on BE is the best moderated one I’ve ever been on, and I’ve been on here a few years now. Don’t let the comments get to you too much. It’s the internet. Just like there are douches who hit girls, there are douches here who say annoying/dumb/mean things. It’s good to have a different voice on here.
I’m white, blonde hair and blue eyed. I don’t sprekken ze deutsche though. :)
And have garnered a warning – sorry, I saw that you got one. I so love having you around.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
You also might have kicked a hornets nest with this:
i cant believe someone rec’d u and ur screen name is stupid, i am no longer going to respond to someone like u
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Writing like a 12 year old and constantly referencing her womanhood to get attention doesn’t help either, IMO.
But I will leave it at that.
by Horselover Fat on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
and you get 1,000,000,000 internet tough guy points…
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Proud BElitest.
by MMArazorback on Aug 4, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG!
“She said somethin I didnt agree with… she’s a troll!!!”
get lost.
A true MMA fan from the great state of Arkansas.
Proud BElitest.
will everyone play nice please
i already had to warn a bunch of people for the “show your tits” crap
Follow me on Twitter @KidNate
Although...
your IP address is suspiciously shared with two accounts known to be a dude. A dude who was also banned on those multiple accounts for trolling
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Damn trolls.. I’ll admit, had me fooled this time. But man, get something better to do with your time..
by Horselover Fat on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
in all fairness
she did say her boyfriend was banned for talking shit
that could explain why she shares an ip with a dude that got banned
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
then again
she could just be the dude that has been banned
i do love a good conspiracy
who is keizer soze
by Johnathan Willis on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
*Sigh*
…or she could be her “boyfriend’s” right hand…
by truck on Aug 4, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
I like how people get banned for talkin shit to someone who probably isn’t even a girl, and shares the IP of people who have been banned. Just sayin… might want to lighten up on that banhammer. I got warned for something fairly petty. But then again, its your site, so its well within your right to do whatever you want.
And it’s well within your rights to post comments on a site just to talk shit about said site :)
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
I was unbanned
By Kid Nate’s good graces for the very reason you pointed out.
There are only two fighters in the world who might be able to defeat Jon Jones: Ken and Ryu.
I don't know why,
But I lol’d. I’ll rec it. :)
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Aug 5, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
who… fucking… cares…?
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by MMArazorback on Aug 5, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I would of done same thing to but fuck I knew I should went out sat nite I might of saw it insted the ol lady made me go to sone stupid family reunion with no beer or liqour so fucken boring
by malito3og3 on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
It’s now apparent that many haven’t dealt with law enforcement and the legal system in good ole’ Texas here. I’ll tell you right now, there’s a very good chance that once everyone’s stories were reflecting that this guy got his ass whooped after sucker punching a girl, the dude was taken to the hospital and thats about it. Most that would happen is Roger gets fined. Of course, none of this is certain, but I highly doubt Roger gets in any sort of serious trouble for defending a beaten woman in Texas.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
You’re either sarcastic, or from Texas. lol
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not mutully exclusive
http://fightdrinker.blogspot.com
by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I am sarcastic........
but I[‘m from good ole New Jersey….But I’m happy to hear Roger just might get a slap on the wrist. Would hate to see something like this ruin his career.
If this happend in NJ
Roger would get 25 to life in jail. Ok alittle exagerated but close to it. Jersey sucks….I’m moving to Good Ole Texas. YEEE Haw
cmon man, i live in jersey too. Everyone would haver gotten a ticket for speeding.
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by B-A-N-A-N-A-S on Aug 4, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve found myself thinking that to myself on several occasions.
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 4, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It was less than 50 years ago
That the phrase “he needed killing” was used successfully as a defense in Texas…fair warning…
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Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 4, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WAR HUERTA!
And he picked the perfect state to do this.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
that's some heavy shit
when I saw the headline I read the blurb I though Huerta shouldn’t have done it, but watching the video he did absolutely the right thing. Some cunts do need a good kick in the head…
Hard to watch when the cunt hits the girl :(
Pro fighter = deadly weapon
Anybody see Mayhem’s interview? I love Huerta but fear he may do time.
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Nope...
again, not gonna happen in texas.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude. Walker TEXAS Ranger. Nuff’ said.
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Deadly weapon?
No, not even close. That’s just not going to hold water in court, whether in Texas or not. However, the curb stomp was excessive, and there will likely be repercussions for that act.
Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called "Utah".
That guy deserved to be shot
He’s lucky this didn’t happen in a ghetto club or he’d probably be dead.
Poor Robin just couldn’t effectively sweep the legs from a body lock.
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by Mike Fagan on Aug 4, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
In an unrelated note
Derrek Lee came to my Gracie Barra school to learn self defense after Zambrano whooped his ass.
by judonerd on Aug 4, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha. Seriously?
a kitten dies every time you compare an individual sport to a team sport.
by Marvin Malehooves on Aug 4, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If this had happened on Bourbon Street
And not 6th Street (which is a wannabe Bourbon Street), the NOPD would have beaten everyone up: the girl-puncher, Huerta, the crowd watching, the guy driving the car, whoever gave the video to TMZ, and the girl who got punched in the back of the head.
Then they would have arrested everybody, put them in Central Holding for the entire weekend and given them their sham arraignments on Monday.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
by IKilled007 on Aug 4, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is true. DO NOT FUCK AROUND IN THE N.O. ON BOURBON ST. The cops get shot at regularly so they don’t usually feel like dissecting the situation.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
NOPD
interestingly, this article is open in another of my browser tabs
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128974671
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by some schmuck in texas on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
New Orleans
Is like Haiti but with good food and music.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
yeah to add to my DO NOT FUCK AROUND IN N.O. sometimes they fuck you up for no reason at all
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
Sometimes
The pay assassins to kill their own partners (h/t: Franks).
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Nah
Just don’t get in fights there — it’s the one thing they can’t afford to tolerate — the French Quarter gets way too crowded and a real fight could result in many injured and possible a full-scale riot. They nip fights in the bud with swift beatdowns of everyone.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Your o.k. if you’re a bystander. Just throw your hands up, don’t shout or laugh, and walk the other direction.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
truth
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
DayGeaux, you get more rec’s, and then you get a Toyota?
by casey manrique on Aug 4, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And as Roger headstomped that dude...
Somewhere else in the world Wanderlei Silva was smiling for no apparent reason.
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by Tonley on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 27 recs
LOL
Gold, this better be green soon.
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by MrTechnique420 on Aug 4, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
it would help if you rec’d it! :P
Don’t sweat it, I’ll do it for you. ;)
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This made me picture Wand sleeping, and a smile slowly comes to his face, with a little thought bubble of Roger shit kicking the hell out of that guy. My over active imagination increased teh funneh!
From all reports she (Cyborg) pretty much only spars men, and has been known to put some out during training. - Rudinho479
by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm on mobile
Was that Lee Murphey and Tito Ortiz?
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 4, 2010 3:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Lee Murray I meant…
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 4, 2010 3:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Could you imagine what Wanderlei would have done to that guy?
I think he would have lived up to his nick name.
Sometimes justice is served quickly
Its like when someone does some thing stupid while driving. You say “where are the cops”.
In this case you would say “where is a UFC fighter when you need one” and there you go. Dreams really do come true. Thank you Roger. Fan for life.
Major props
To Huerta, that guy was at least 2 weight classes above him and he showed that pussy what happens when you pick on chicks, CONCRETE NAP NIGGA.
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
Yup
you already know whats good in the 504, get knocked the fuck out cause you keep askin’ fo mo.
My lyrcis are so sick u hear them and drop to the floor. Want more?
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
by MrTechnique420 on Aug 4, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Not really….but thanks for confirming that your that Mtv raps dude. Word toy your mutha!! :)
by ThaBEAST on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
by MrTechnique420 on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger Huerta was abused as a child
It’s easy to see why he took this to the lengths that he did. Glad that dude got what he deserves.
he needs to channel some of this into his fights
Pay your taxes!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 4, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s all a plan him and Snipes are going to film a vampire comedy….. fuck who cares
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Can’t believe he head stomped him though. That is pretty brutal. Not that he didn’t deserve it but damn.
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Head stomps FTW.
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
by MrTechnique420 on Aug 4, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t act like a hard ass at the bar, and DON"T EVER HIT A GIRL. You never know… that tinny Mexican in the darkened corner of the bar might be a MMA fighter who was abused as a child. There is always someone that is a badder mother fucker… Unless your name is Lee Murray.
Lesnar Carwin II: Carwin is going to pull that horseshoe out of Lesnar's ass and beat him over the head with it.
Free Lee Murray!
Or at least his set of titanium gonads.
I'm Honestly Mad nobody else did anything..
I may not be a pro MMA fighter, but I would’ve been trynna jack dudes jaw, immediately.
by Broke Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Shit
Another Lesnar?
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He’s been here about a month.
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by Scott Schroeder on Aug 4, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yah went after a guy once for hitting a girl (Lincoln Park Chicago, bar area). I don’t really get it, he was a skinny as nerdy looking guy too. I wound up a Gomi-Griffin style haymaker, but my friend intervened at the last second and I just ended up glancing the guy (probably for the better). We made off before the police got around.
I have concluded that after UFC events, kids in Lincoln Park get restless and think watching MMA=knowing MMA.
They
Don’t care.
But, who cares about little things, wrestling is wrestling, right? Wrong. And Hendo found out the hard way. - kyfm621
by MrTechnique420 on Aug 4, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think punching someone if you are a professional fighter is considered assault with a deadly weapon
let’s hope that isn’t the case
thats a myth
I apologize for my never-ending assault on the English Language. I feel like Qui the promoter from Jade Empire...
I'm not sure how many people have been in a real fight without rules, but footstomps are definitely allowed in the rulebook. "It's only a unfair fight when you lose" is something that applies in a circumstance such as this.
Not everyone deserves a footstomp but there are the select few that deserve one such as that asshole.
by SilverNBlackZach! on Aug 4, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Kid Nate
Way to stick up for the women, bro. But I’m pretty sure if it’s really a girl, she can fend for herself. Although if you truly think calling someone “an idiot” is a bannable offense, then I guess just go ahead and ban me. Which would be really, really pathetic.
name calling is not allowed
period.
consider yourself warned for the last time.
I don’t care who it is or what you’re calling them.
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Good for you Roger
So glad this mother fucker got it.
Also it’s a good thing this happened in Texas, if it were here (California) Roger would of been the bad guy and charged hard. And for anyone that’s never been in a street fight before… Foot stomps will be used no matter what. It’s just in a persons nature to go ape shit when in the heat of things.
"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson
One more thing
No matter if you are a “pro fighter” or not. We’re all human in the end.
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Roger
owned that fat piece of shit. Dude had to be around 220 something and got on the wrong side of a man with respect for women.
To Girl Puncher: Karma is a bitch and Karma took all of 10 seconds to fix that situation.
That's not Roger Huerta!!
Roger was at my house that night fixing my computer.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
Big up to Roger Huerta!
Well done! That woman-beating low-life got what he had coming. Foot-stomps FTW!
This video shows the stupidity of 2am last call in nightclub districts
6th street is like this EVERY NIGHT from about 2-3. Every bar is required to shut down at exactly the same time, so EVERY DRUNK ASSHOLE is all of a sudden in the middle of the street at the same time, most of whom aren’t going to get laid and aren’t drunk enough yet. Good call blue laws.
by Trust Doesn't Rust on Aug 4, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
At first I was for some of Roger's actions, but.....
now I fully agree with everything he did. If you are having a hard time coming to grips with Roger’s actions just imagine someone cold-cocking your mom or your sister. Personally, if that was my mom I would have fuckin’ killed the guy.
Roger has earned a FAN for Life!
He is completely justified in his actions in my opinion. If any piece of shit guy were to ever hit a women this is what they deserve. Of course circumstance always plays a role.
Props to Roger Huerta!
The guy deserves getting his ass beat!
Looks like Roger's win-loss record has been updated accordingly
by AdR23 on Aug 4, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he'd just look at the dude and have the same result
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
I don't know why,
But my first thought was What Would Carlos Newton Do?
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Aug 5, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
He would pray.
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Amen.
Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
;)
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 5, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana White from Twitter
“In no way do I condone street fighting, but when a guy puts his hands on a woman he deserves to be knocked the f*ck out. Good for Roger.”
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by MSEMCEE on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PRIDE NEVER DIE
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 4, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow I thought, 474 comments.
This must be a great read.
Too bad 400 comments were insulting someone on the board here, finding out they were actually a guy and not a girl and other people saying PRIDE FC!! and related things.
No great discussions at all :(
Meh
I suppose it’s all relative.
by Brandon Starr on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Someone already valdalized Huerta's wikipage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Huerta
" Real talk - A gorilla would shit kick Brock." – ElliotMatheny
Who really stomped the gorilla?
Did Huerta really stomp the guy? Its so blurry that it is possible another irate person did it.
Good for him
The stupid asshole that hit the girl had it coming. I would have done the same thing. And all the people saying to just control the guy or whatever….its a street fight not a MMA fight. In the street you fuck the guy up as fast and as bad as possible. If you try to just control him hard telling is one or more of his friends are going to run up and start kicking you and shit. Also in the street you fuck the guy up bad enough the first time to make sure he never wants to do it again. Stupid asshole got what he had coming, I bet he doesnt hit girls anymore
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Huerta Is a G!!!
I give him all the props, no one shoudl ever hit a girl…that dude got KTFO!!! and the stomp was just to show respect to Pride!!!
"I'm gonna stomp this dude in a sec, but first...
I gotta pop my shirt off."

Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Aug 4, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
rec'd for Sunny in Philly
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someone please put up the gif of Overeem
slamming that girl with the pads. And in relation to earlier conversation….yes, i am actually the purple version of Dustin Hazelett.
Sorry im so late but it’s only 9am here.
Crazy
What is crazy about the video is you see Roger talking, the camera pans to his friend trying to intervene, and then it pans back. What you see next is the big dude running away from Roger as fast as he can and Roger full on chasing him down. We see nothing for a bit, then all we see next is Roger stomping the guys face already down. Literally in 10 seconds Roger chased the guy down, knocked him out, and then kicked him. That is some Bruce Lee ninja stuff right there.
I think there were several guys chasing the grl puncher, when the camera pans out right before Rogers friend starts screaming at Roger, there is another guy with a white longsleeve being held back by a few people.
If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.-- Thomas Paine
I don't think Roger was the one that did the stomping
if you watch the video it looks like the guy who stomps the woman beater is wearing a grey T-Shirt.
In the video you first see the girl being pushed into the scene. Maybe she had just punched the guys girl? Still doesnt give him the right to hit her. Also who was the other guy who tried to punch the guy right before Roger rushed him? and at the end who is the guy screaming for the dude to get up, the girls boyfriend maybe?
If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.-- Thomas Paine
That was justified...
That guy that hauled on the girl who was not even looking was jacked up and had really bad intentions behind that punch. Good for huerta, if there is a time to use your martial arts that was it.
Roger wasn't the guy who head stomped the woman-puncher
If you look at the video closely, this is the sequence of events:
-big dude who looks about 220 lbs. knocks woman out
-Roger Huerta confronts the guy and takes his shirt off
-Big dude looks ready to throw down
-Third guy runs into the frame and tries to blindside the woman-puncher. Third Guy may have been the chick’s boyfriend from the way he was acting.
-Big dude dodges out of the way of Third Guy.
-Roger Huerta rushes the woman-puncher and presumably knocks his head off.
-Cars and people obscure the view
-Guy is on the ground, while a dude wearing a t-shirt, perhaps third-guy, is headstomping him.
-People swarm around the woman-puncher on the ground and someone is presumably calling for an ambulance. There is a lot of yelling in the background.
You should throw in some "The Voice" one liners in there
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Yeah, that's it haha
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton
Nah
that definitely looks like Roger doing the stomping.
The guy is shirtless, and wearing the same kinda jeans as Roger.
Hey Pete
R.I.P.
with the same tats
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by The Omaplatapus on Aug 5, 2010 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions
This will get me hated but SOME women deserve it...
First off I don’t hit women, nor do I believe anyone should use violence to dispute something.
Though there are SOME girls out there who will talk shit and so all kinds of shit to guys because they think a guy won’t hit them. IMO a man hitting a woman is no different than a big guy hitting a smaller guy. Both situations is one larger/stronger individual attacking a smaller/weaker individual. Why should women get special treatment?
by A K I R A on Aug 4, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I don't think this qualifies as one of those incidents.
As for your argument. A small man and woman of the same weight are not the same. More often than not the man will have greater muscle mass, as nature has intended. Thanks to their birthing roles and estrogen, woman and men are not equal at a combat capacity, thats why they should be treated different.
Defending yourself is defending yourself, but there is no excuse to assault a woman.
Meh
You don’t hit someone if they’re talking shit anyway. If a girl wants to mouth off, let her, she’s just making herself look foolish. You can also have fun with the situation by “trolling irl”.
Seriously I see no reason to hit a girl, especially with the way genders are socialized differently.
Agreed
Not that THIS particular instance is an example of it though.
It’s all about equal rights. :)

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by ChillMike on Aug 5, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ewww
That picture is just disturbing. What’s it from?
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 5, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You don’t hit someone if they’re talking shit anyway.
You don’t. I have been known to on occasion.
Hey Pete
R.I.P.
GREATEST MMA VIDEO EVER!
Fuck all you turds who are hating on Huerta. He’s got way more class than you! What the fuck would you have done? You would have stood around saying “OMG! That was horrible, that poor girl!” then went home and blogged about it..
I would have stomped his head all night long, that fucking loser. That guy is obviously a person who does not benefit society.
Yay! Huerta rules!
Give him a medal.
Unless you are protecting yourself you shouldn’t be hitting anyone, but LEAST of all a woman. That guy got what was coming to him. And, btw, in Krav Maga the last thing you do is kick the person in the head (after they are on the ground of course). This is so they DO NOT get back up, pull out a gun and kill you. Fuck that guy. Way to go, Roger!































