UFC 117 Quote of the Day 2: Chael Sonnen on Lance Armstrong: "He Gave Himself Cancer"
by Scott Haber on Aug 3, 2010 5:45 PM EDT
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Props to MMA Mania for the transcription of Chael's interview on Larry Pepe's Pro MMA Radio:
"When you screw up, you have to own it. That stuff really gets under my skin. Take Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong did a number of things and he gave himself cancer. He cheated, he did drugs, and he gave himself cancer. Well, instead of saying ‘Hey listen, I cheated and gave myself cancer, don't be like me.' He actually made himself the victim and then went out and profited something like $15 million dollars from this ‘Hey, poor me, let's find a cure for cancer' campaign instead of just coming clean and saying, ‘Look, here's what I did, I screwed myself up, and I hope people learn from my mistakes.' You just watch these guys and can't help but think, God, what a fraud. You got the whole Michael Phelps being a pothead thing too. I'm just glad I'm in the business I'm in so I can get them in the cage and kick the crap out of them."
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side effect from a ped?
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
yeah i think that's what he's implying
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it's one thing
to talk shit about kicking another fighter’s ass, it’s a completely different thing to call someone out for “allegedly” giving himself cancer….of which is completely unfounded. Chael has got to learn to shut his face
Nah
Anderson Silva is going to take care of that for him in a few days.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
So technically
Chael is going to be giving himself a broken jaw.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Aug 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I lol'ed
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Awwww, NOW he's crossed the line
(wipes away fake tears)
Called it before the fight:
Cardio - The BIG question. Does Shane Carwin have cardio? He's never gone past the first round. His muscle mass is astounding and we all know that with all that muscle comes a need for the heart to pump fresh oxygenated blood to keep them from building lactic acid. He does train up in the thin air of Colorado, so that can't do anything but help. However, we have seen him pretty winded after a 1st round fight. Adrenaline dump or cardio problems? We won't find out the answer to that until someone takes him out of the first round.
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 4, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Now I have to agree with Chael
Christ…out of all the lame ass shit he says, and how much I have come to loathe him…now he says something ridiculous but with a tinge of truth to it.
I give, I give, Chael. It hurts.
Please just take your check and go away.
Also – Lance is definitely dirty, like every other cyclist at the top of that sport and every HR hitter in MLB during the late 80s and 90s. Lance is still a hell of an athlete, but his assertions he is clean are ridiculous and he seems like a lousy, nasty person who has draped himself in the cleansing sheet of cancer research.
by Django Z on Aug 3, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ps - did that give him cancer?
Who the hell knows?
Possible, I suppose…but ridiculous to claim publicly.
But then what Chael loves best is trolling and he’s pretty good at it.
wow
i thought toney had big balls saying he’d slap dana
but this takes the cake
love me some chael……..you just never know what he’s gonna say
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
It's like Chael and James Toney have a secret pact
to see who can make the most outrageous claims.
by dano- on Aug 3, 2010 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ok…I think the line has been OFFICIALLY crossed. It’s only a matter of time before the mainstream media finds this out and shits on MMA fighters as usual
not again with this 'bad for the sport' talk
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Yah, Seriously. He’s just trying to play the ultra conservative last-white hope card. He’s good at it I guess…
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
by grizzlyatoms on Aug 3, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he either wins A.) an angry white following of new MMA viewers or B.) the championship, stay tuned for the crazy!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Right...
Because conservatives are all racists who say outrageous things like Chael Sonnen. I forgot that.
by BilboMcFonzie on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No need to get offended. He is a conservative. He is literally a Republican candidate. I’m just saying he’s the stereotypical conservative. I’m not saying every conservative is racist, and there’s nothing in my post that said that. I mean, I am from Texas – possibly the most conservative place in the states – and while I know a few racist assholes, I don’t know many.
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
by grizzlyatoms on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, some of the racists he knows aren't assholes at all!
:-P
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If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
I'm not a 'this is good/bad' for mma guy
But going after cancer victims is low, no matter how you look at it.
by troy_doney on Aug 3, 2010 5:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
trudat
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
It's bad for Chael Sonnen
The sport? Not so much so.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
Yah, pretty much the worst thing for the sport is that it’s 2 men fighting in a cage. I doubt what one undeserving title-challenger has to say is going to change anything.
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
Undeserving?
Sorry to get off topic but when you beat Okami and Marquart back to back, you are very much deserving of your title shot.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
I know, I was just bagging on him with that comment. I was one of the one’s screaming that he’d be a great test for Anderson after the Marquardt fight.
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
Okay just making sure
Because if he’s not worthy then I don’t know who is.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
Nah, I still think he will give Andy a tough fight regardless of how I feel about him.
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa
eh i disagree
i think he should be able to say whatever he wants regardless of who it offends
it may make him look like an inconsiderate asshole
but then again it could have some truth to it
i don’t feel sorry for smokers who get lung cancer
why should i feel sorry for someone who’s done steroids and gets nut cancer
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well lance admitted to using steroids to a doctor
and there is very much proof that steroid use can cause testicular cancer
Anabolic steroids have different effects on men and women and on adolescentsand adults. In all people, they may lead to increased acne, baldness, jaundice, trembling, the swelling of the feet, bad breath, high blood pressure, liver damage, increased risk of some cancers, aching joints, and increased chanceof injury to tendons, ligaments, and muscles. They may also be psychologically or physically addicting and produce depression and withdrawal symptoms when stopped
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
provide me w/that link that he admitted it to a doctor – quoting Lance. he has vehomently denied any linkage to PED’s
He cant because it wasnt him saying anything. it was someone else saying this happened.
Lance Armstrong has been tested over 300 times and has never tested positive for any banned substance. END OF STORY
you probably in santa too
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
believe in *
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Barry Bonds never tested positive during his career either. Do you believe him when he says he hasn’t used PEDs?
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on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
by Worldisart on Aug 3, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahaha
ken shamrock never tested positive
barry bonds never tested positive
jose conseco never tested positive
mark mcquire
the list goes on and on
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonds and Mcquire have not. Mcquire has admitted it and it’s pretty much public knowledge that Bonds has used but neither have ever failed a drug test.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
thanks for the clarification
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Regardless, your assertion that Armstrong should avoid scrutiny because he never failed a drug test in a sport full of dopers is pretty silly.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
That's not at all what I said.
You said and I quote:
“Lance Armstrong has been tested over 300 times and has never tested positive for any banned substance. END OF STORY”
That is in no way end of story. There are stories from teammates and trainers about Armstrong doping. Cycling as a sport is replete with PED users, both confirmed and unconfirmed. It is a HUGE issue in the cycling world and the only reason Armstrong hasn’t received more scrutiny is because he’s able to hide behind the image of being a cancer survivor.
It’s naive to think that it isn’t a topic worth discussing in regards to Lance Armstrong, because usually where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
exactly, every other cyclist is a ped user but oh not not lance, no american would dream of winning at any cost.
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
passing a drug test is easy
passing one for steroids is much easier than passing one for pot
i’ve passed one drug test a month for 5 years smoking pot everyday
if you believe passing a drug test means you don’t do drugs then i have some ocean front property in arizona i’d like to sell you
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Govt tests are getting harder they used to not test for synthetic urine now they do. Glad I was not the first beta tester on that
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude!
You can’t tell us
i’ve passed one drug test a month for 5 years smoking pot everydayand then not tell us how you do it!
Come on man, inquiring minds wanna know…
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by RearNakedChoker on Aug 4, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions
It seems BE is crawling with grammar police these days….
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
Sure
But given that my grammar and spelling on the whole isn’t atrocious I’d also rather it not be pointed out to me. It’s a little obnoxious and it seems to be going on a lot lately.
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"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury."
- Tank Abbot
on his decision loss to Dan Severn in 1995
Probably because so many people who post here now have poor spelling and grammar.
ps. *aren’t atrocious
by Simco on Aug 3, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hear you.
Bad spelling makes me uncomfortable. I don’t know why.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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Sorry for being a dick
but Mark McGwire was one of my heroes when I was seven (during his epic HR battle with Sammy Sosa).
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well damn.......i fail.....
if the things you say are truth i just made myself look dumb with that one then didn’t i
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
here’s a link to the story i speak of
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying that
he may, or he may not have, done steroids, but there is NO definitive proof that this act led to him getting testicular cancer. and for anyone to allege this w/out facts to support them, is premature (and no pun intended regarding Lance’s shriveled nut)
but that probably was the cause
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
nah im going with probably
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and that's your opinion
which is fine. i’m not trying to convince you otherwise. just sayin that for Chael to come out publicly w/a so called “probability” that has not been medically proven to date, is completely inappropriate to do so.
Turanabol has DIRECTLY been linked to testicular cancer.
Other anabolic steroids cancer risks:
tren lowers immunity so any incipient cancer or predisposition will be facilitated,
anadrol has also been DIRECTLY linked to various forms of cancer….mostly but not exclusively liver cancer
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
None of which
Lance has done, at least not by any shred of credible evidence.
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i disagree
he’s been accused of it on several occasions by TONS of people including team mates
he’s never tested positive
i’ve been accused of smoking pot……but i’ve never failed a single piss test
and guess what
i smoke a SHIT TON of pot
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
$100? You bastard.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
So… you smoke weed and have never been caught and somehow feel that lends credence to the idea that Armstrong blood dopes?
Are you high now?
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i'm ALWAYS high
and i’m simply saying that him passing drug tests does not mean he doesn’t do drugs.
passing a drug test for pot is MUCH more difficult than passing one for steroids
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I pass drug tests all the time
So do the majority of people. Are we on drugs?
I dig this system you have set up, where passing drug tests mean you are still doing drugs.
How do you conclude someone isn’t, then? When they never have to be tested at all? Get so high it comes to you in an epiphany?
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I pass them as well and I’m on more drugs than Amy Winehouse on a Friday night
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody
I repeat NOBODY is on more drugs than Winehouse.
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do you get accused of it by everyone who’s ever worked with you?
have you ever admitted of using illegal drugs to a doctor which was heard and reported
have you ever been investigated for drug use
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
no and its not something that i have to worry about
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I have been accused by people who worked with me
They were wrong. It sucked for me. I lost my business because of it.
One witness claimed Lance admitted to using drugs to a doctor. Every other witness testified to something different.
None. NONE of the evidence used against Lance has been credible.
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Smelling any prejudice or is it just me?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i suppose
we’ll have to agree to disagree
as this is a discussion where neither of us have SOLID proof to dispute our beliefs
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Then we are both fools for thinking either of our beliefs matter on the internet.
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m under no disillusion that my belief or opinions matter.
i just enjoy the conversation
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
good deal
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda
Only it’s clearly not credible evidence because if it was, Lance would have had charges brought against him. It’s not like Bonds and BALCO because Lance has been the primary target in MANY investigations. None of which have panned out due to credibility.
Think about your position for a moment and consider, you are accepting testimony of people who have reason to discredit Lance as fact. Why? If that works for you, I think that’s sad. It would appear you live in a world where everyone is guilty. I would hate that.
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here’s one particular study that i happened to have bookmarked there are a lot more
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
google it my friend
i just happened to have that one bookmarked from a previous discussion
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he means
from doing drugs and cheating the wrath of god gave him cancer for being a bad person
and "increased risk of some cancers" as you've quoted
is hardly the same as “can cause testicular cancer,” as you’ve stated
smoking increases the risk of birth defects and lung cancer
but doesn’t cause them
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Minor details...
Lance had testicular cancer years before his ascension to master of the tour-de-france.
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Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 3, 2010 7:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dammit, a known fact
I was hoping the idiots would keep arguing about Lance’s PED link to cancer for another 100 or so comments
umm he was still winning other events and had participated in in the tour, so easy on the idiot talk.
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by The Omaplatapus on Aug 4, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I walk away for 5 minutes and I created a firestorm...
I’m just tired of the MMA stereotype. But if you take that argument away, then that comment is just a little too harsh and insulting to be put out there like that.
damn, I just googled ignorant and found a picture of Chael.
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
I googled "trolling moron"
also came up with a picture of Sonnen.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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I googled “% of PPV” and found a picture of Chael soaking it up in a hot tub with his sweetheart.
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
was it sticking out of his chest? ’cause it might after Saturday night.
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Actually I was trying to quote Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite but I screwed it up. Should have been: “soaking it up in a hot tub with [his] soul mate.”
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I just now got it, I was thinking of “sweetheart” as a real heart, second time I fail today, I need to stop commenting :p
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Never stop, orcus—I love you. We were the only two that had Shogun over Machida the first time.
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?
I was on the bandwagon, as was our dear friend FenixKnight
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
Oh, sorry. Orcus and I were the only ones on a certain thread one day. We obviously weren’t the “only ones” anywhere. I wouldn’t doubt the venerable RDS.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahem.
I was calling Shogun before the first fight, and SCREAMING Shogun for the second.
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by pdl on Aug 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I was calling Shogun ever since he came from Pride
so there! :p
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
I don't think he gets a percentage of PPV.
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
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If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
obviously you've never done acid
it’s VERY GOOD
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Real men
do cat piss
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by Ominous on Aug 3, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Way ahead of you
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by Ominous on Aug 3, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
DMT ftw
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
the spirit molecule is an excellent book about dmt
it’s connection to reincarnation and how the pinneal gland which produces dmt is the seat of the soul.
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
and it’s photosensitive, look up the effects of fluoride on the pineal gland it’s scary shit
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously you don't follow the Chael train ;)
Acid shouldn’t be called acid. It should be called happy fun go go juice. Much better name.
I get more rec's then a Toyota!
how?
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i dunno, people hold lance armstrong in this weird light. everyone else is doping to the gills around him but for some reason he hasnt touched a drug but won the tour 7 times. hmm.
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
it's pretty out in the open that he had
The testimony stated "And so the doctor asked him a few questions, not many, and then one of the questions he asked was… have you ever used any performance-enhancing drugs? And Lance said yes. And the doctor asked, what were they? And Lance said, growth hormone, cortisone, EPO, steroids and testosterone.
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s never pissed hot though has he?
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
nope never pissed hot
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
except for that time when he did…or the time when he didn’t want his old samples tested…or the fact that they dramatically upped the level of testing in 2008 and he hasn’t won since then.
Other than that Lance is super-clean!
He never did
and those old samples were not, in any way, properly stored.
I don’t know if he doped, but people who eat up the witch hunt disturb me.
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
it was on espn
along with everyone and their brother coming out from the united states team saying lance used steroids
n June 2006, French newspaper Le Monde reported claims by Betsy and Frankie Andreu during a deposition that Armstrong had admitted using performance-enhancing drugs to his physician just after brain surgery in 1996. The Andreus’ testimony was related to litigation between Armstrong and SCA Promotions, a Texas company attempting to withhold a $5-million bonus; this was settled out of court with SCA paying Armstrong and Tailwind Sports $7.5 million, to cover the $5-million bonus plus interest and lawyers’ fees. The testimony stated “And so the doctor asked him a few questions, not many, and then one of the questions he asked was… have you ever used any performance-enhancing drugs? And Lance said yes. And the doctor asked, what were they? And Lance said, growth hormone, cortisone, EPO, steroids and testosterone.”80 Armstrong suggested Betsy Andreu may have been confused by possible mention of his post-operative treatment which included steroids and EPO that are taken to counteract wasting and red-blood-cell-destroying effects of intensive chemotherapy, but this is at odds with the fact that it was necessary for Armstrong to tell the doctor the list of drugs taken, and the use of the phrase "performance enhancing
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not steroids, actually. Steroids would add mass which would be detrimental to a cyclist in a 2000 mile race like the Tour de France. EPO boosts the capacity for oxygen in the blood.
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf, steroids aid in recovery time, so yes steroids are vital to pro cyclist
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by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not saying steroids have to add mass and I’m not saying they don’t aid in recovery, I’m saying they aren’t the scourge of Pro Cycling. Even if they were, this article talks about EPO, not steroids, so either way, the quote was introduced incorrectly and I was on solid ground pointing that out.
I’ve been following pro cycling for a decade, have raced road bikes on the amateur level. and even drove 6 hours to watch a pro race last weekend, and when I say that steroids are irrelevant to cycling, I know what I’m talking about. When you hear about “doping” and cycling—especially stage races like the TDF, they’re talking about some form of blood doping 99% of the time.
Also, I wrote this:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/12/14/1199551/beyond-cardio-expanded-vocabulary
So I’m basically awesome.
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
=)
So I’m basically awesome.
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
“I’m not saying steroids have to add mass…”
“Steroids would add mass…”
Maybe I would buy into your credentials (?) more if you biked six hours to watch a race. You really thought telling people you went to an event would somehow up your reputation about drugs? “Hey, guys, I drove to watch people ride bikes. Clearly, that validates my expertise on drugs!”
That’s just silly—riding my bike 6 hours to watch a bike race wouldn’t give me a better credential than driving, they both=0, I was pointing out that I actively follow the sport.
The claim that Lance is being accused of taking steroids is simply missing the point. Does he take steroids? Maybe. Would he be stripped of his wins if steroid use could be proven? Definitely. Are steroids or HGH or even testosterone (See: Floyd Landis) the question to Lance Armstrong’s legacy? No. The last person to be busted for steroids in the TDF was 1980.
By agreeing that steroids don’t have to add mass I was simply conceding the point to Wordisart so that I could redirect the thrust of my argument, which is: PED’s in modern cycling, and the argument against Lance don’t revolve around steroids.
Right leg: will hurt a little bit; left leg: will hurt even less.
by casey manrique on Aug 3, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
How can anyone like this guy..
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Lance Armstrong has done more with one testicle than Sonnen will ever do.
Seriously, does Sonnen have a 13 year old boy writing this shit for him?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
Did I miss something!???
Anabolic steroids or PED’s if you will.
Has it ever been medically proven that you can get cancer from taking these!?
who knows what the side effects are to the drugs pro cyclists take. havent peoples hearts exploded and stuff on big climbs?
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 3, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HORMONE ANTAGONISTS & MODULATORS
have been linked to cancer, but I’m not sure that would be something Lance would take in the first place
Turanabol has DIRECTLY been linked to testicular cancer.
Other anabolic steroids cancer risks:
tren lowers immunity so any incipient cancer or predisposition will be facilitated,
anadrol has also been DIRECTLY linked to various forms of cancer….mostly but not exclusively liver cancer
there are more these are just a few specifics
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, he’s just being weird now. He jumped the shark with the “fighters are full time lazy guys” line, but this is just plain weird. At this point it’s just embarrassingly obvious he’s trying to get a rise out of people.
Neocon parody
Seriously, soon the UFC will be pitting Chael against this guy:
by superflat on Aug 3, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Has this guy made a post yet that isn't political?
This is why I left Sherdog.
..among other reasons.
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
You could go back?
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Here's what the Sheik would say about Sonnen:
Chael Sonnen, you no good motherfucking piece of shit, you make a-fun of the Lance Armstong whose only trestacile has more integrity than you have. You no better than Michael Jackson or or dat blond jabroni Hulk Hogan, you worse dan Hatler. I have no respect for you, you gay like Lance Bass. I am da real shooter, I would break you back fuck your ass ans HUMBLE you. Iron Sheik numbah one, Chael Sonnen poot.
*I am not fighter bashing, but rather theorizing what The Sheik would say about Sonnen.
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I doubt Dana would openly agree with his statement, or anything. But I guarantee you he’s just fine with the attention Chael is garnering.
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by grizzlyatoms on Aug 3, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
^this
After the underperforming ratings of Anderson Silva’s last 2 PPV headliners, I bet Dana would love a loud mouthed love it or leave it red blooded american bad ass to be on top of the MW division. Sonnen’d probably draw more heat than Silva, at least in domestic PPV buys.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Forget Silva vs. Sonnen
Have Sonnen move up to heavyweight and fight Brock Lesnar. Brock will take care of him.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
It’s theater.
The fact that people are falling all over themselves, just proves that he’s doing his job well.
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by Brian Mayes on Aug 3, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Wrong
Dude this is not the WWE of Pro-Boxing. We watch the UFC to see the best fight the best. Not some trash talking racist, sexiest, xenophobe thug
I buy every Silva fight, because how often do you get to see the best. I will not buy this one and support this thug
by dave901 on Aug 3, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that’s your choice not to purchase it if Sonnen has offended you that much. But he’s generated a ton of interest in this fight through running his mouth………something that most Anderson Silva title fights don’t have. There’s been about zero interest in the last three title defenses for Anderson. This is his first one since the Dan Henderson fight where people are actually really pumped up and actually can’t wait to see the fight.
One could argue there is more interest in this fight than any other in Anderson Silva’s career. Anderson should be thanking Chael for all the trash he’s talking. This is probably the best thing that’s ever happened to Anderson’s career.
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by Brian Mayes on Aug 3, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yup...
For every PC nerd that won’t buy this fight because of Chael there’s probably 10 more that WILL buy it thanks to Chael’s trash talk.
Well..
I guess that’s where the sport is going. Knock yourselves out
that's the history of combat sports
it’s not so much a pro wrestling move as it is a boxing move
i suppose you don’t remember the epic shit talking that Ali used to unleash on his opponents leading up the fights
ali was a showman and knew how to sell a fight
chael is selling this fight because it’s beyond obvious at this point
that anderson will not sell any of his fights
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s insane to not watch the best card so far this year because of harmless trash talking.
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker" - Jules Winnfield
"A good word that I got from the Mike Tyson Documentary... I'm going to absolutley decimate this motherf**ker, I haven't been in the dictionary to see what it actually means but I'm guessing it's going to be something in the way of just killing a motherf**ker." -Paul Daley (on the definition of Decimate)
I dont know about bike riders or lance
but if its true I’m with Chael. Pump shit into yourself at your own risk.
Chael will win just to prove the Mayans were a fraud.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
All he did...
was say what we’ve all thought about Lance. This guy is everything we want to be… says everything we want to say. He’s like our real live Tyler Durden.
by Gach on Aug 3, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I dont want to say that.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Case in point
People say that MMA fans are a bunch of skin heads and you just confirmed it for yourself.
by dave901 on Aug 3, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does that make him a skinhead? Tactless maybe, but a skinhead. Take a step off of your high horse man.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Aug 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not literally
Of course man, but Chael Sonnen just said he likes to hang with Mel Gibson and deny the Holocaust, not exactly good for the whole corporate image.
More sources
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f2/new-chael-sonnen-interview-best-ever-1294163/
Whether he means it or not, I don’t like and want it to go away
Rec for Fight Club
But I don’t want to say that either. I think he thinks people actually care what he’s saying. Not many do. I know I don’t anyway.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
How the fuck is this green?
I’m as big a fan as fight club as the next guy, but I have never ever thought ‘Hey that Lance Armstrong guy gave himself cancer. Fuck him.’
also i don’t want to be Chael Sonnen…..at all.
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by KingAtRock on Aug 3, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
It’s like comparing Mother Teresa to Paris Hilton just bat shit ideas
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
How the fuck do you compare Chael Sonnen to Tyler Durden?
and how is it fucking green?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm just here to rec the "how is this green" comments
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Re: hos is it fucking green?
For some reason, any reference to Tyler Duren, whether it makes sense or not makes people cream their pants and automatically recommend it.
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by RagingNoodles on Aug 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Marks
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that’s fight club bashing and it’ll get ya banned
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Phelps
Is the most successful Olympian in recorded history. Who knows if any of the ancient Olympians were more successful? It’s possible I guess. But this guy has more gold than most Austrian School Economists. And he smokes pot recreationally. So Chael’s argument is what exactly? That smoking pot is detrimental to… [being healthy | being a good athlete | being cancer free | being respectable]? Talk about stupid. If anything, Phelps merely proved that in moderation pot is harmless. Disclaimer: I’ve never tried it.
Your parents must be siblings.
by IKilled007 on Aug 3, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Yeah, I felt bad about the Michael Phelps deal
Who REALLY gives a fuck if the greatest swimmer ever wants to do some bong rips every now and then?
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It was killing his performance though
In the 2008 Olympics he only went 8 for 8 with 8 Gold medals, 7 new World Records and 1 New Olympic Record. Embarrassing!
Your parents must be siblings.
by IKilled007 on Aug 3, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What a loser.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
What’s Chael’s non-Olympic Champion excuse for never having won gold? He can’t blame drug use.
Your parents must be siblings.
Filho
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
contact high?
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
I was hoping
At least one person would get a chuckle at the Austrian School Economists reference. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
So lemme get this straight...
Frank mir says he would like to kill brock lesnar. Dana White responds by calling him a “Fucking Idiot”…""never heard something so unprofessional and idiotic in [my] life."
Chael Sonnen has made multiple derogatory racial insults towards Anderson Silva/Ed Soares, and fabricates a conspiracy theory about a cancer survivor and…. Nothing from dana?
by espino on Aug 3, 2010 6:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
never heard anything really racial
there are some things that people are taking that way, but i don’t agree
he reffered to them as praying towards demon effigies, and said they belonged to piglet tribe of savages. thats pretty rascist IMO. i’ll try to find the exact quote
then there was the “ace of spades” comment…..
It’s codespeak and it is all over the American landscape right now.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
My code for Black People
I just call them Democrats.
And my code for white people is Republicans.
Your parents must be siblings.
by IKilled007 on Aug 3, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I’ll just be an anomaly in that theory.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 4, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I am to
I’m a small “l” libertarian who wouldn’t vote unless you paid me cash up front.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
I'm registered Green
So what am I?
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
DING DING DING!
You’re good!
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
You are
Naive and economically untrained. :)
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Maybe so!
I only joined because they need to reach a certain threshhold of members for certain rules to kick in as far as petitioning to be on the ballot and whatever. And as a long-time far-left democrat, they’re views are pretty close to mine.
Did I mention that my wife is an economist?
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
Heh
My views are simple: either I should rule or no one should rule.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
Well, I think we can all find something to disagree with in that statement. :-P
Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ.
I blog at TangleBones - you should follow me on Twitter here.
If you like it, you should put a rec on it.
that's the one i thought you'd say
i don’t see that as racist
i don’t think he meant brazilians
i think he meant a sarcastic idea that ed was like an evil sorcerer or something maybe
but that’s my opinion
i could make a long drawn out reply as to why these are raciall offensive, but thankfully dave901 pretty much summed upt what i was gonna say
You don’t think
That asking a Brazilian to go pray to whatever demon symbol he subscribes to, or saying that woman shouldnt be fighting but in the kitchen, or that a Brazilian is a pygmy, or that he enjoys denying the Holocaust, etc…Is not racist or sexist?!?!?!?
You have a hard time convincing white people that anything is racist.
V
V
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by espino on Aug 3, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i live and grew up in arkansas
i know all about racism
and that my friend isn’t racism
well no more racist than your generalization about how hard it is to convince white people that something is racist
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by Johnathan Willis on Aug 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You don't think
That asking a Brazilian to go pray to whatever demon symbol he subscribes to, or saying that woman shouldnt be fighting but in the kitchen, or that a Brazilian is a pygmy, or that he enjoys denying the Holocaust, etc…
Is not racist or sexist?!?!?!?
You have a hard time convincing white people that anything is racist.
by dave901 on Aug 3, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
"You have a hard time convincing white people that anything is racist."
Dat’s racist!
Hey Pete
R.I.P.
He denied the holocaust?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No he didn't
he was just doing his stupid schtick.
Anderson is going to need a job after I get him fired on August 7th. He should cozy up to anyone he thinks can get him paid. He’d make a great double for track star Carl Lewis. They’re both the best at what they do, and both sponsored by nobody for the same reason. Seriously, though…STEVEN SEAGAL?!!! JESUS. Well, I’ve got my OWN celebrity action star to work with…the great MEL GIBSON! On Mondays we deny the Holocaust. On Tuesdays we drink, then we deny the Holocaust. Wednesdays we call our respective girlfriends and bellow insane, drunken threats into the phone. Thursdays we do charity work, visit children’s hospitals, etc. Fridays off (except for social drinking and Holocaust-denying cocktail chatter). Saturday it’s "racy-racy" time through the Hollywood hills in our matching Bugatti Veyrons. And Sunday is church (of course). Top THAT celebrity training regimen, Anderson! I bet you and Chubby aren’t getting bombed more than twice a week! But at least you get to hear him play his guitar, which he does SO well…kinda.
If you took that seriously…
Hey Pete
R.I.P.
by Grappo on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing from dana yet?
maybe he’s still screaming at someone who is frantically writing stuff down and editing so that it can actually published.
Ok this is Rush Limbaugh-grade bullshit now.
WTF Chael?
by Polyhedron on Aug 3, 2010 6:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
i almost disagreed, but then i remembered the Michael J. Fox stuff.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU TEEN WOLF!!!!!!
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 3, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, the Michael J Fox story was a total hit job. I was on that story from day one. The media looped about 2-3 seconds of video to make it look like Limbaugh was making fun of Fox. And it turned out the observation Limbaugh made about Fox was true – he admited he had stopped taking his medication before doing the political commericial to show the effects of Parkinsons.
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No, that's not right
He specifically said MJF was exaggerating the effects of the disease and uses the words “it was purely an act.”
Watch for yourself: http://www.dailykostv.com/w/000937/
Your parents must be siblings.
I don’t need to go to a Daily Kos link to watch for myself, since I heard it when he said it live (was listening in the car that day) then went back and watched the actual, unedited video later.
He said it seemed like MJF was worse than he usually was, and that possibly he was playing it up a bit for the commercial. MJF responded that he had stopped taking his medication before the filming of the commercial, to fully show the effects of Parkinson’s. So Limbaugh wasn’t incorrect in saying MJF seemed worse than usual, since he had stopped taking his meds specifically to make things worse for that commercial.
The whole thing was a manufactured scandal, from start to finish.
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Since you're using the source as an excuse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpFC9uziVhE
Your parents must be siblings.
And MJF admitted to not using his medication before the interview, to fully show his syptoms so people could see what Parkinson’s is really like. That’s not how MJF normally acts when you see him on camera, which is the point Limbaugh was making.
Manufactured scandal, right up there with the Imus “nappy headed hoes” mock outrage.
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I'm just thrilled something got Imus of off my radio/tv at least for a little while.
"don’t leave him alone in a room with some angel dust and a pile of playgirls." - ufc4 on Kid Nate.
by Earl Montclair on Aug 4, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions
What got him on there
in the first place? I’d rather watch 2 girls 1 cup than Imus.
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
I CAN'T WAIT
For some dirt to be brought up on Chael. Nobody is squeaky clean and he’s going to reap it someday. It will probably be after his fighting career and during his political career.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
So he'll be working for FOX news?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 3, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, all the dirty politicians end up gettting their own shows on CNN these days.
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by Brian Mayes on Aug 3, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA
like there isnt a dirty politician.
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
CNN should hire him so they can be relevant again
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
by SSreporters on Aug 3, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll hire the best private detective I know: Gene Parmesan.
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by RobertGBP on Aug 3, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Make sure to cover your ass with best attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn
by Horselover Fat on Aug 3, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If shit really hits the fan, send in the always-serious, Wayne Jarvis.
I'm thanking Randy Couture in advance for August 28th.
So
Sonnen is now a medical professional? Where does he find the time? Oh I know, it’s simple, he must practice when he’s not a full time fighter, or running for office. If he’d apply himself to fighting instead of medicine, he’d have a good chance of actually beating AS, as it stands, his chances are slim and none. I can’t wait for Silva to shut him up.
it’s the same way some bloggers practice being a psychiatrist when not blogging
"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies" - Omar Little
by The Omaplatapus on Aug 4, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions
On another note
if Chael is challenging all these guys to fight in the cage so he can “kick their asses”, is he even gonna consider the chance of taking these people on in there field of choice, cause I doubt he can bike or swim like these guys.
Hahaha
Yeah, I saw in one of these videos he was training with weights and doing sit-ups in the pool. I am sure he’ll give Phelps a go for his money in the 400 IM.
Your parents must be siblings.
Is Chael Sonnen hoping to get his own talk show? He's now gone into trolling overload.
I’m sure that someone, somewhere, loves that he “calls it like he sees it”, but good grief!
He has the xenophobia and vitriolic rage to be a right wing politician, but not the good sense to at least pretend to have common decency when speaking into a microphone. Blaming a cancer victim for their disease is an all time low.
Can you imagine the level of crazy shit he will say if he wins? He would be the biggest heel of all time…perhaps there will be some shenanigans to ensure just that! If the UFC could count on Fox News/O’Reilly ratings numbers by having Chael as the champ, I wouldn’t rule it out…
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
is there
enough room on the airways for another Hanity, or even another Dr. Phil?
I'd see his show as a mix of Bully Beat Down and Hannity, copyrighted by me
Call it, Lib-Lab Beat Down
copyright 2010 by me, again.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
The source of Chael's Armstrong Hate
Here in Oregon we have a lot of bicyclists and many of them hold Lance Armstrong at a god like status. Hell he even has a 24 hour fitness center named after him out here.
I literally laughed out loud.
This is Chael’s best oratory yet.
I love this guy!
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Insulting 2 bonafide American hero athletes who the general public love isn’t going to earn him a lot of love, but it may earn him some money in the short run if it brings in more PPV buys. I don’t really get his last statement. Is he really saying he’d like to fight Phelps or Armstrong inside the Octagon? Real professional. I guess he has to really ramp up the insane banter on any topic available, since if he loses Saturday, no one is going to care about what he has to say ever again.
In the end, all your friends and family let you down and you die in your own arms, so who cares?
Chael, insult somebody that America hates...like Brett Favre.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
by RobertGBP on Aug 3, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And
Rec’d
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Author Schopenhauer
Haters are gonna hate and bitches are gonna bitch...
by BigDNotDallas on Aug 3, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
every time this douche opens his mouth
he sounds more and more like the inbred hick republican he is.
So...
Hicks speak well?
"In Soviet Russia, Hell goes to you!"
by actionbastard on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Sonnen is so desperate to play the heel
he’ll enter the arena wearing USSR gear if it will sell PPVs, its all crap coming from Sonnen at this point. I just want it to be Saturday so its finally over. I really don’t think he’s funny and think almost all of it is lame or forced.
I've been slamming Lance Armstrong for years
So this is actually the first time Sonnen’s gotten me to laugh. The rest of yall been trolled
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
youre a towel
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't think you or Lance
swung that way.
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
slamming is slang for fuckin?
If so, sure. I’d marry pretty much anyone if I could get money out of the divorce
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
I'm not sure the court would see it that way
if the court got to see these posts of yours :p
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
I know some people who know some people who can MAKE ALL OF THIS DISAPPEAR
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
Sir
I shall never cross you. You or George Takei.
ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO MEE, DON'T DISTURB HERE, I WILL CALL POLICE CATCH YOU, DON'T COME TO MY BANGOLOW HOUSE, UNDERSTAND, O.K. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Maybe I am George Takei
I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor/MC's be out like bank robbers/Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor/DJ the getaway driver/Tried to dip but he dive, I socialize on vocal vibes/On tracks stabbed up with razor sharp knives
by Anthony Pace on Aug 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
ooooh reallllyy?
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
by RobertGBP on Aug 3, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
well done sir
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is my first green in awhile
It’s a three rec’er, not the most beautiful green I’ve seen. But I gritted it out, took some shots and got the green. I’m still the forty-eighth funniest poster on Bloody Elbow, and I feel that I can improve on my position by posting more GIFS and funny pictures of monkeys riding cats. Well that’s all, and God bless God.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I mean I obviously wouldn't say this in a press release
Especially one that had absolutely nothing to do with Lance Armstrong. But did Lance Armstrong dope? Maybe. Did it possibly lead to his cancer? Maybe. Is he completely marketed as the white night? Yes. The mere fact that Lance’s steroid allegations are immediately dismissed and that Baseball pretends like Barry Bonds doesn’t exist is annoying to say the least.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
I don't think people immediately dismissed the Armstrong doping allegations
The bottom line is that cycling has a very good bid for being the single dirtiest sport on earth. I would wager that 90 percent of the Tour de France field and 100 percent of the legitimate contenders are active and serious drug users. It is also the case that the French specifically, and Europeans in general, hate Lance Armstrong for dominating a sport that Americans don’t even really care about for the better part of a decade. So when the french repeatedly tried to hang drug charges on Lance, it stunk more than a little bit.
I don’t even really like the guy, but I liked the weak cheese European bullying even less.
And of course none of that lends any validity to what Chael sad.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
The whole Michael Phelps comment just proves that weed is good for you.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Since they probably wouldn't be able to survive on the mean streets of West Linn, probably not.
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
by RobertGBP on Aug 3, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sweater fights have been known to breakout at anytime around here
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
First time reading BE today and..
…I literally laughed so hard that I spit out the food in my mouth as I read this headline.
Chael is a mess. An awesome, ridiculous mess.
I specializes in grammar fail.
More of a sad mess like Corey Feldman or Jason Mewes
"Holy Crap Lashley is one Bi black dude. He just looks so immensely thick in that picture."
-Pain
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 3, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Awwww, it's ok for him to denigrate Anderson, his nationality, his language, religion and manager
But American hero Lance Armstrong…that’s too far.
Called it before the fight:
Cardio - The BIG question. Does Shane Carwin have cardio? He's never gone past the first round. His muscle mass is astounding and we all know that with all that muscle comes a need for the heart to pump fresh oxygenated blood to keep them from building lactic acid. He does train up in the thin air of Colorado, so that can't do anything but help. However, we have seen him pretty winded after a 1st round fight. Adrenaline dump or cardio problems? We won't find out the answer to that until someone takes him out of the first round.
by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
I hear ya
Didn’t Martin Luther King, Jr. have a dream that his “four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the severity of the diseases they’ve inflicted on themselves?”
And how do you trade the Dow at 1,000?
One suggestion from Faber is buying a self-sustainable farm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by high voltage fences and barbed wire and equipped with booby traps and an arsenal of machine guns, hand grenades and armed vehicles guarded by vicious Dobermans.
by IKilled007 on Aug 4, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any discussion about steroids on the internet
should point all novices to the 2008 movie “Bigger, Stronger, Faster.” Great movie about the subject.
Chael vs James Toney
no holds barred shit talk…let the games begin!
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
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