Quote of the Day 2: Shaquille O'Neal Wants to Fight MMA, Calls Out Hong Man Choi
I'd like to fight one guy. I'd like to call out, they say pick on someone your own size. That guy would be Hong Man Choi out of Korea. Seven footer fighting seven footer. That'll probably be my one and only fight. At 38 it probably wouldn't be advantageous for me to get it in with these young animals. Cause that's what they are.
Shaquille O'Neal talking to ESPN's Jon Anik
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And Shaq is?
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
by Keren on Aug 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not saying that Shaq is more technical
but just because fighter A fought fighter B does not mean he will crush fighter C.
Case in point, Diego fought BJ and hung with him (to some extent), but he didn’t crush Hathaway.
MMAth doesn’t work, and although Hathaway is better than Shaq, Diego is much better than HMC. For my money I would say Shaq has a 50/50 shot of winning… if he gets his hands on HMC and can take him down, I highly doubt that HMC can get out from under him. If he can’t get him down, he loses, plain and simple.
"I'm not Dog the Bounty Hunter, I don't issue apologies. And you're not going to be the first one to get one out of me." - Sonnen
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)
In all honesty, I don’t even want to talk about this because I don’t want to see this happen. I know Shaq is a fan, but this kind of shit is making mma look like a joke. I hate these freakshow fights. I don’t want mma to be known for this. Before I left work on Friday, two of my coworkers who know nothing about mma were talking to me about the Toney fight and wondered what I thought about it — they knew nothing of Couture and thought Toney had a shot even though they both knew he was pretty much done in boxing. It makes the sport look like a joke.
When I think of Shaq I think of his ineptitude at free throws, his WWE bullshit and Kazaam. I do not want to include mma into that. It’s embarassing.
By the way, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to go on a bit of a rant here and yes, I understand MMath — anyone just needs to look at the circles that go in the LHW division to understand it.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Shaq
Will put eyeballs on the sport, If UFC did a card like this with Shaq VS HMC as a Co Main even it will do more than 1 million ppv buys, espically if a solid card it built around it. He is taking a very realistic approach to it, setting real expectations and the fight minus the experience of HMC would be a good matchup.
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by Thats It For you! on Aug 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
When I think of Shaq I think of his ineptitude at free throws, his WWE bullshit and Kazaam. I do not want to include mma into that. It’s embarassing.
Thats what u think of when u think of shaq?
- 4× NBA Champion (2000, 2001, 2002, 2006)
- 3× NBA Finals MVP (2000–2002)
- NBA Most Valuable Player (2000)
- NBA Rookie of the Year (1993)
- 15× NBA All-Star (1993–1998, 2000–2007, 2009)
- 2× NBA scoring champion (1995, 2000)
- 8× All-NBA First Team (1998, 2000–2006)
- 2× All-NBA Second Team (1995, 1999)
- 4× All-NBA Third Team (1994, 1996–1997, 2009)
- 3× All-Defensive Second Team (2000–2001, 2003)
- NBA All-Rookie First Team (1993)
- 3× NBA All-Star Game MVP (2000, 2004, 2009)
You are a hater sir
by cmcbeast on Aug 29, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
she's a chick, dude. :)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Not say it's the same situation
obviously Hathaway is better than Shaq, and obviously Diego is better than HMC. Still, I think the argument holds some merit: just because HMC fought Fedor does not mean he will outright beat Shaq, in the same way that just because Diego fought BJ didn’t mean he would beat Hathaway.
"I'm not Dog the Bounty Hunter, I don't issue apologies. And you're not going to be the first one to get one out of me." - Sonnen
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)
You know why MMAth doesn't work here?
Cause Shaq isn’t an MMA fighter.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I don’t understand why people think they can just say oh I want to do MMA like its nothing. Its the same thing as Shaq saying oh i’m going to try and play elite level hockey.
However, Shaq probably can’t skate whereas he’s been training in MMA, primarily BJJ and grappling, for years.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
he trains with john burke (royce bb)
Shaq has been training longer than alot of pros.
by the-gentle-way on Aug 29, 2010 12:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He along with Ed O’Neil, are my favourite super-ninja unexpected BJJ aces. The O’Neils – they’ll kick your ass.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
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by the-gentle-way on Aug 29, 2010 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he even gave a shout out to BJJ
on Modern Family
"I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves the world unbalanced, Exterminate the spiritual force of all that challenge, I'm the lyrical apocalypse that crumbles the granite, Replacing you as the dominant species on the planet" - Immortal Technique
In this case
Its more like saying you want to play hockey with a guy your own size who isn’t terribly good at hockey.
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by asa on Aug 29, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe im just bitter that James Toney just made a million dollars for getting thrown around for two minutes, and everyone knew it was going to happen.
Yeah
That’s pretty filthy unless the show broke a million. In which case I think it’s worth it in the short run.
I never considered Toney as much of a freakshow as I would Shaq because he was a durable combat athlete.
"You got to be a man to grow a moustache. Anybody can pay a couple of hundred bucks to get a tattoo. That don't mean nothing. I've had my moustache since I was two months old." ~ Don Frye
Toney did his part to earn it
Just not in the ring.
That fight was basically the main event. Its the fight everyone was talking about and the fight we all wanted to see. Toney ran his mouth so much, everyone either hated him or was intrigued by his delusional self confidence. I’m not sure that many people would have paid to see Edgar/Penn II by itself. It was almost an afterthought.
Even he Toney only generated extra 50,000 buys, it was still well worth the money. Not only do they turn a profit, Toney also brought in a lot of mainstream media attention.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Barkley vs Godzilla is still cooler.
by troy_doney on Aug 29, 2010 12:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
MAKE THAT PIC GREEN!
The rest... is virtually identical
by randy maverick on Aug 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It is done.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunno about anyone else
But i am having to go through the mobile site because the main site redirects to espn.com
by silent.bisonte33 on Aug 29, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
Don't take that fight Shaq
Signed Jose Canseco
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by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Why?
Do they do it for money cause theyre in a hole? Or because right now being a mixed martial artist is now a dick-measuring contest? Starting to get really sick of celebrities jumping into the sport. Brock’s the only one who has had success, but that’s due to his credentials.
by RobSchneider'sSuccessfulTwin on Aug 29, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
Shaq's been a long time fan
who’s been talking about doing this for years. Plus he has to think it would be a fun experience and a nice pay day in Japan.
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by Richard Wade on Aug 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we aren’t talking about shooting a TV commercial here, there’s a legit chance that he gets his ass kicked by Choi. If I was worth, let’s say $100 million (and that’s conservative, I bet Shaq is worth at least double that), I don’t know that I’d be willing to let a skilled martial artist practice his craft on me for less than 8 figures.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure Choi's that skilled or strong.
For his height, Shaq is a athletic specimen. He’s fast, agile and extremely strong.
That and he’s been training BJJ.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
WAS an athletic specimen
He’s not fast an agile anymore. Strong? Sure. But fast and agile are no longer words one would associate with Shaq.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
He's still pretty quick.
Compared to the new HMC, sans tumor. The man is a zombie now.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Shaq moves like a cat in comparison.
Shaq last year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gGYeXsa_sc
Choi last year vs Sefo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCGIhpgJQ0
HMC vs Minowa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7TuuYJKoV0
He weighed 319lbs in that fight, down 50lbs of mostly muscle in one year.
Odds are, he’s even smaller now. I don’t think he would do too well with someone much bigger and stronger than him who knew how to grapple.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
HMC has been on the decline every since his life saving surgery. Irony.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think he was serious
I saw that on Sportscenter this morning, and I have to say, I took it more as Shaq being Shaq, and just talking to talk. I don’t think he was serious, as was evident with the end of the quote, when he talks about the young animals
Hong Man Choi would absolutely demolish Shaq in a fight, MMA or kickboxing.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
Shaq could probably Gnp him out.
He’s way more athletic and agile. Shaq has benched 455lbs, almost as much as Brock.
he’s been training BJJ for years. We know he’d have decent gas tank too.
Shaq ve De La Hoya. Its just a TV show, but you can see his natural ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pywTVxJ8COI
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
its well known he beches well over 400lbs.
He clearly is way more athletic than HMC.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
HMC BEAT SEMMY SCHILT IN A K-1 BOUT
Shaq would leave in a double wide, double deep casket.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's all bad for Shaq
But the last time I saw HMC, he looked really really lethargic and small (comparatively). Since his operation, he’s just a shell of himself.
Without all that GH he’s more healthy, but only half the athlete.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
OH SHIT REC TIME
Yokozuna
Double deep
Undertaker growl
Double wide
/sarcasm
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn that seemed like forever ago
i can barely remember it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m glad you caught that.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Where does this "he's been training BJJ for years" come from?
I assume it is bullshit. Ed O’Neil? Legit. Shaq? Full of shit and fuck him.
BOOSH
Some douche named John Burke
who ‘claims’ to be his trainer.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
HMC
only faced top compotition, besides the baseball player
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by Thats It For you! on Aug 29, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bench presses don't mean much.
Ask Tim Sylvia after he kayoed the Polish dude.
It means a lot when your a NBA legend that trains BJJ.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Means even more when you know the difference between your and you're.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 29, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Means even more not to be petty
A knowledge of grammar proves nothing but a knowledge of grammar. Thinking grammar matters proves something else…
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by Drunken cutman on Aug 29, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's called effective communication...
Fine with me if you’re (notice the correct usage) ok with people not being able to communicate. But when someone is trying to state a fact or form a convincing argument, you should at the very least know how to write better than a 3rd grader.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 29, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
or it was typo
but then again, you might just be a douche.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
If you couldnt tell what I was saying
may be you should question you’re own communication skills.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew exactly what you were trying to say and because of that I now have the belief that you’re too ignorant to care how your ideas come across. And it wasn’t a typo because that implies you meant to hit the “O” key and hit the “P” key instead.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 29, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You are one the most pathetic people ever.
What’s you’re problem? You need to find a girlfriend, or just a friend.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
As a casual observer...
You’ve had two incomplete sentences, four bits where you didn’t accurately use quotation marks, incorrect usage of an ellipsis, incorrect usage of an abbreviation and two incorrect usages of conjunctions.
Though, I’ll say the bit about the conjunctions is being phased out as an actual grammatical rule and only purists will strictly adhere to them at this point.
Have a nice day, you petty bastard.
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by James Brady on Aug 29, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Of course, I had to incorrectly use the ellipsis as well.
I’ll admit that, though.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Aug 29, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well then
You, sir, are not a true MMA fan.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
:[ But I train UFC.
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Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Aug 29, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't matter
The true hardcores know:
It’s all about grammar, son.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Pudz was a TKD practitioner and worlds strongest man.
But he got hammered by a guy with no muscle definition.
Sylvia is a former UFC HW champ with 27-6 record
He just beat a legit fighter.
HMC is 2-3, with wins over Jose Conseco and Bobby Ologan.
I understand your point. Its valid. I just don’t think it applies this time.
Running up and down the NBA floor and still being that strong is way more impressive to me. Strongman takes the exact opposite kind of conditioning you’d need for MMA. Pudz’ body type is terrible for MMA. Shaq, on the other hand, has a perfect body for MMA, IMO.
I also think that the years of BJJ along with a 455lb bench press would mean Shaq had much better MMA strength than most fighters.
One more thing: HMC is shrinking and losing his strength. Rapidly. He used to be 370lbs, solid. He was 319 vs Minowa last year. He lost a ton of muscle. He just seemed slow and weak, nothing like he was in his big wins in K1. Its like Superman got hit with Kryptonite. Its sad, but I guess it saved his life.
Can you imagine Shaq in full mount, sitting on your chest? Turrible.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
When FanHouse contacted Choi, who is scheduled to face Ikuhisa Minowa in the DREAM Super Hulk Tournament semifinals on Tuesday in Japan, about fighting O’Neal at some point in the future, he simply responded via e-mail, “Yes, if there is a chance.”
by Chris Nelson on Aug 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
His keyboard must be gigantic.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
and boogered
I'm the best ever. You're the most average in a minute.
by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
how about that dumbass who cant get fedors name right
i find it ridiculously unprofessional when a newscaster of any sort cant pronounce the guys name
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
....I would watch it :|
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Shaq must have missed ufc 118
I’d like to see it though. It would be fun to watch HMC beat him down and humble his ass.
he was in the audience...
and Ariel asked him this as well
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
You might want to change the block quote
Shaq said " it probably WOULDN’T be advantageous for me to get in…"
Anyway, i think it would be a fun fight for the fans and would continue to raise the sport’s profile.
Your beliefs become your reality.
by Hardy's in your face on Aug 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
Why?
He already destroyed the Big Show.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Shaq > The Big Show because he never chased his fathers casket down the street.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yet….
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Since somebody mentioned that angle, I now must post this.
With deep regrets and tears that are soaked
I’m sorry to hear your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he’ll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I’d have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life back on track
‘Cause the old bastard’s dead and he ain’t never comin’ back!
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by RobertGBP on Aug 29, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
people need to stop thinking these big names are only in it for the money
Canseco is one thing, Shaq from what I understand is a rich SOB who needs no money in MMA. Shaq probably wants to see how he fares in a MMA match, it’s not about the money but about Pride. HCM is a perfect candidate for him to see how he does (though I think he’d get his ass kicked pretty bad).
the following two things are signs of weaknesses:
stay silent when it's needed to speak up, and speak up when it's needed to stay silent.
Agreed, MMA is something Shaq is interested in and really likes. Same thing with Walker. Just wanting to test yourself and do something you love.
Hard core MMA fan since UFC 99
yeah
I can’t really see how people can hate on Shaq for this. Besides, he is just so damn likable.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. He is one of the most famous basketball players ever, he doesn’t need the added money or fame. He even knows that the sport is MMA and not UFC!
Hard core MMA fan since UFC 99
That is 9/10 of the battle right there!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody call the people behind YAMMA, they have a main event!
My avatar has Bas Rutten and Terry Funk in it...therefore it's the manliest avatar on SB Nation.
I'd watch this.
And I’d give Shaq a better chance than most of you are. Would be interesting to watch, imo.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 29, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
Choi has crap MMA record, but he had big wins in K-1.
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by Thats It For you! on Aug 29, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Semmy Schilt
His MMA record is 2-3 but his 3 losses where to fedor, Cro Cop, and Minowaman.
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Pain don't hurt...
Fedor and Cro Cop
are washed up, Minowa’s a bum.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
who else is going to come to your rescue if your being attacked by a giant squid? Minowaman thats who, the greatest warrior to walk the earth
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by Thats It For you! on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions
True story
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m surprised their weights are so different right there. HMC is only an inch taller, but has 25 pounds on him? Shaq ain’t no skinny dude.
Hard core MMA fan since UFC 99
HMC is about 315 now, since they removed his tumor.
Shaq said a few months ago he was 345.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats on the engagement dude
Thats both of us this month. Nice work.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks
The same to you, my friend. What were we thinking? :)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently we weren’t.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You married, Rollo?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll tell you what its like
once i reach the other side.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you'll never be heard from again
that’s how that works…
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Pain don't hurt...
sad face
The things we do for love…..
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be like "Can B.H. Farnsworth come out to play?"
and she’ll be like “Hell no! He’s got yardwork to do!”
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Pain don't hurt...
I see you've met her.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
They all the same man.
That’s why I never let them come to my place.
I always crash at their house.
Easy exit.
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Pain don't hurt...
Isn't it crazy
the operation that saved Choi’s life also took away his ability to fight?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute here...
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned that as improbable as this matchup might be, there’s no way it’ll happen while Shaq is still under NBA contract? I imagine that if the team can get money back if you crash a motorcycle you aren’t supposed to be riding or hurt yourself snowboarding, they wouldn’t be happy if you tried your hand at any of the combat sports. Rolling around and doing some BJJ in the off-season is one thing, but fighting a guy that is more than capable of doing you harm, that’s a whole ’nother story.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
he's been on one-year deals so during the off-season he can do whatever he wants
he’ll probably hang it up soon anyways

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