OH NEW JERSEY! IS WONDERFUL! IT'S FULL OF BRUCE, BABES, AND FIGHTERS! OH NEW JERSEY'S WONDERFUL!!!
by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:57 AM EDT
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When it comes to having pride in one's state, I have an almost jingoistic view. I love New Jersey. It's my home. Being from here means you have a certain chip on your shoulder due to the disrespect received by the rest of the country. This also means you love everything about the state. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band is the greatest band on the planet. You recognize that living outside of two major cities yet having an ocean (suck it Mid West) is the best way to live life. Diners mean that at any hour of the day, you can enjoy Disco Fries which are the most brilliant culinary creation. Being from New Jersey also means that you have an "Us vs. the World" mentality and will support any hometown celebrity.
Tonight was New Jersey's coming out party. Greg Soto is a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under Kurt Pellegrino. He's made a name for himself on the local circuit and is one of the best prospects coming out of the state. His upset win over Nick Osipczak set the night up for New Jersey. He lives in my town and reading the twitter updates from Mellisa Pellegrino (twitter.com/pellegrino_mma) got me excited for the rest of the night.
Dan Miller has hit a rough patch in life as of late. While many know about his losing streak within the UFC (three straight losses to Chael Sonnen, Damian Maia, and Michael Bisping) some may not know about the problems going on in his personal life. His loss to Chael Sonnen happened after he and his wife lost their first child. Their son has health problems of his own and this has weighed heavily on the mind of the North Jersey fighter. Dan Miller's fight style is essentially New Jersey personified. He is a gritty blue collar fighter who fights with a ton of heart and emotion. His anaconda choke of John Salter, most famous for celebrating Jason McDonald's broken ankle, continued the Jersey win streak.
The trifecta was complete as Frankie Edgar, a huge underdog, man handled BJ Penn, arguably the greatest lightweight fighter of all time, for five rounds. Coming into this fight there were detractors. Actually let me rephrase that, everyone was a detractor saying that the fight in Abu Dhabi was a fluke and the poor judging cost BJ a win. Frankie Edgar was thought to be too small, not strong enough, and not elite level wrestling. What we whitnessed tonight was Frankie Edgar retiring BJ Penn. While BJ may flounder around the UFC in the novelty fights (Penn/Hughes3 and Penn/Gomi2) he will never compete at the top of the division again.
Last night was a great night for New Jersey. The New York Red Bulls thoroughly dominated the San Jose Earthquakes and the clean sweep at UFC 118. We have the best pizza in the world. We have the best diners in the world. And we have the best looking women in the world.
My name's Matt Roth, fuck you I'm from Jersey.
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Last night was a great night for New Jersey. The New York Red Bulls thoroughly dominated
that says it all right there. sports teams that have offices and play their games in New Jersey don’t even want to say that’s where they’re from.
gritty blue collar fighter who fights with a ton of heart and emotion
there are plenty of spoiled white collar assholes from there, just as much as anywhere else.
and unfortunately, even though I have only good things to say about Frankie Edgar, he’s about to get sat on by Gray “The Boring” Maynard
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by eastcoastatlas on Aug 29, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
I can't get behind Jersey, mainly because of this...
reminds me of this
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
Yep
Most people who come down to the beach aren’t actually from Jersey they’re from Staten Island.
I deal with them every fucking weekend.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but most guidos aren’t from Jersey. Hell, I’m pretty sure one of the Jersey Shore people is from Connecticut.
Rhode Island
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could draw up a map to explain how CT should be properly understood. About the best I can do is to say that the eastern half of the state, save a few rural farming communities and fewer pockets of wealth, should not be distinguished from the ignorance of RI.
by Brent Ducharme on Aug 29, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I know nice people from Jersey (thisredengine not a part of this particular group of course).
I also know very nice people from Stockton.
Some people just know nice people
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Woah bro what's with the hate?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i was kidding man
i thought you knew me better :(
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I just wanted to say bro
Let east coast bang! Let west coast bang!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I wouldn't say that's true
I’ve grown up in the shadow of Stockton, place is a shit hole.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Jersey is not as bad as advertised. You don’t have the best pizza, but you have really good sandwiches. The girls are alright, but come on… Rutgers is good times. I’ll give you that your fighters showed up to fight last night. Ray Rice is good at football. Now relax..
"I'm gonna go after number one, whoever it is. If it's Anderson, or I gotta go up after the guys at 205, or go on a diet and go after Jose Aldo-- it doesn't matter." -Chael Sonnen
Rec’d for the last line. REPPIN NJ SUP?!
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by Cory Braiterman on Aug 29, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, yeah, the Jersey boys were good last night, but calm down. Jersey does NOT have the best pizza or diners. You guys have some nasty tap water, too. I feel like everyone from Jersey tries to rep it as it being the best place to be cause really they have NY-envy.
Also, what kind of place is Jersey whenever they say “the city” they mean NYC. Jersey’s got cities, too.
Alex the lion: That’s not the fun side. THIS is the fun side! This is the fun side where we’re gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Whoo! I love this side; this side’s the best! That side STINKS! You’re on the JERSEY side of this cesspool"
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Which beach do ya'll go to in Manhattan? Oh wait...
“The City” is the same thing as you guys saying “The Shore”.
Must stink that you gotta come to Jersey to see the Giants huh?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I never say “the shore.” Plus, we’ve got beaches in NY.
At least we have our own football and baseball teams!
Honestly, I have love for Jersey — I went to high school in Jersey and about half of my friends are from Jersey, but nothing beats NY.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
hahaha I'm just messing with you anyways
You don’t have your own football team. We have your football teams. And the baseball teams are awful. Hate the Yankees and Giants so when football season starts I will start to hate you openly across all blogs.
I like NYC but it’s the same thing, nothing beats NJ and being able to walk outside and be 100ft from the beach. I have 15 more days here till I move to Texas so I’m taking it in.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man. It’s hard to tell you’re from Jersey.
You’re a Sox, Knicks and Rangers fan. Typically, you guys are Mets, Nets and Devils fans. You must be hating on the Yankees like crazy now, huh? We’re the hotness now. Plus, we’re beating the White Sox right now. No surprise there.
How can you say NYC is the same thing? Every block in NY is different from the other. And, uh, have fun in Texas. I’ve never been there… a little nervous to go there with my Middle Eastern looks. When I was in Virginia people wouldn’t stop staring at me. It freaked me out. That’s another beautiful thing about NY — we’ve got everything here.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
I’m from West Texas but grew up in Jersey. My pops was a BK Dodgers fan and raised me to hate the yankees. I just hate the NL play so being a Sox fan made sense.
I mean that I love NY, but to me nothing beat NJ.
Austin, Texas is the Blue Dot in the Red State, you wouldn’t get any bad looks. I’m stoked to be at Dallas/Giants at Dallas.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I got to college in New Jersey
It sucks. The DOT is garbage, there are like 4 road signs in the entire state. The entire northern half looks like the worsts parts of LA in “Blade Runner.” The rest looks like war-torn Kosovo, except for my part which is in farmville. Every time I land at Newark I take the pocket knife from my luggage and put it in pocket, just in case. Nothing says “class” like having a Budweiser factory as your first sight upon landing.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but Princeton is awesome right?
North Jersey is disgusting. The beaches and central area are the jam.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
really
I got love for Central Jersey. It’s not so bad. it’s just the lack of goddamn road signs
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold up. I actually like North Jersey. Found a lot of places there that have good food. Central Jersey isn’t bad either.
Newark is just awful. I hate it there. It’s so ugly. One side of the area are just bars and stores and the other side are just more bars and strip clubs with really bad lighting.
“Now we’re in Newark, of all places. You know we’re gonna get shot.” Harold
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
You just described 75% of Portland Or
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We don’t have too many meth-fiends in the tri-state area. Thank God. That shit it scary. At least crackheads can be funny. There’s nothing funny about seeing someone on meth.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
It kind of sucks because most people just know the bad side of my city. The other 25% really is pretty amazing the surrounding cities actually are what’s best people just don’t know of them.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you think I feel when people shit on NY and they’ve never been here? I was in Florida and someone asked me if I had a gun. Why? Because I was from NY.
Tourists say some damn things to. “Do you know where that building is from Sex and the City?” “…you mean the Chrysler Building? It’s one block up and then you make a left.” “Oh! Thank you! Even though you’re from New York you’re not mean!!”
Don’t even get me started on the people that look completely lost in Grand Central.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Half Jew and I stay clear of Floriday. Been to the UAE Afg etc but Florida no thanks.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear there are areas of your kind in Florida.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh Rothstein and Greenergs are different when you are a Israel Jewy
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Full Jew Half Irish Half Mexican
I avoid Florida like the plague.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what’s up
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida is like California, but without any liberals and the hot girls only speak Spanish
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Liberals in California
Only live in LA, San Francisco and the North Coast.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Not like any large dominating areas or anything
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saying
The liberal population is concentrated. Most of California geographically is straight red-neck.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Same in Oregon
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oregon
is the worst. I spent a month there (Port/Salem/Albany/Newport/etc.) i think i counted 6 other black people.
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by Chris Barton on Aug 30, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sacramento was crazy right wing the last time I was there.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Still is
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Still against the law to feed the homeless?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw
But Kevin Johnson just cracked down on their shanty town. He basically District 9ed them.
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Where is Serge and Tom? LOL
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
So, only the good parts of California?
I’ve only spent extended time in Palo Alto
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
LA is a fucking shit hole
And the Sierras are beautiful. Naw, California is filled with nice places.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Palo Alto is nice but Berkeley is better
When I was little I was eating at a restaurant and a few seats away from my family was John Madden.
Cal campus is nice, cheap, and scenic.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
For real
I live in a city that’s part of L.A. county, but if you had no idea where you where someone would have to tell you it’s California to believe it. It’s real “Red Statey” out here.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
That's not true
In Gainsville.
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by Chris Barton on Aug 30, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Been to Florida. I had no problem in Florida. People were actually really kind to me. I caught some old folks staring and the way I am I just stared back. They finally were able to say something like “I’m sorry, but you’re beautiful” or “You have beautiful coloring.” Whatever the hell that means.
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That's nice
Was it around Jacksonville, which is basically Georgia? I’m from the south and tell girls they’re beautiful all the time, it just makes me seem like a creeper in the North but when I’m home it comes across completely differently
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Pensecola, Fort Lauderdale, Orlando, Miami, etc.
A little bit of everywhere really.
Florida is so different from NY. I remember walking into a Piggly Wiggly or whatever it was called. A huge supermarket with a grand total of three customers inside. I have no idea how those places make money.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
there's a Piggly Wiggly in my town
You’d be surprised how many people go there early in the morning, pull their truck around back and load up on bulk purchases
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
I just moved to Florida from the Midwest, and I’m enjoying myself here. I just bike around to avoid traffic and try to stay indoors the hottest parts of the day and I’m doing well.
Of course, I’m a native Southerner, so that might have something to do with it.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Never come to the Midwest.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Meth is pretty rough in NE Portland and the little hick shit towns in Washington but honestly seems like Oxycontin can make any city Tweekerville USA
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
At least people on prescriptions stay at home most of the time. Glass is a different matter and is about the only thing that makes me question my legalize everything stance. Then I remember that useless toothless yokels won’t be able to make more money than firemen by brewing shit in their bathtub, and I feel better.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The RX drugs don’t make you stay at home, snort some Oxy and get back to me
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, but I’ve always had this feeling that the Midwest would not be kind to a little Jewish Middle Eastern girl from the Bronx.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Right on the Front Range is fine
We have amazing scenery, great weather, tons of outdoor activities and a lot of people moving here.
It’s a special kind of moron that lives in the Plains/Eastern half of Colorado. I mean, the mountains are right fucking there. At least visit for this (I still live within ten minute of this).
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Colorado is not the same as the rest of the Midwest you know that Ricky Ticki Tembo
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It is what it is
We’re still there. We JUST turned Blue on the election map due to all the damn immigants. I’ve watched this city go from 200,000 to over 500,000 in a quarter century.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You did not turn blue you turned GREEN, who is the illegal alien pilgrim?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots and lots of white people from California. Fucking immigrants.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s been my life for the past 8 years on and off.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s gorgeous. I always wanted to go to Denver.
You know, sadly, it’s not even all the way over there. There are even idiotic NYers that tense up around me.
When I was in Brazil, I walked into someone’s home and she started blessing everyone and it freaked me out. I stepped back and sat down and she was asking me why I didn’t join her and let her anoint me. I told her I was Jewish and she actually got upset that my husband brought me into her home.
Even my own mother in law made a comment about how I would be happier if I had Jesus in my life. They’re all nice people but they just don’t know how to accept something other than what they’ve been raised to believe. I later found out that my mother in law thought that Jews didn’t even believe in God. I told her, that for better or worse, we invented God. She’s forgiven. She makes delicious food.
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I’m an atheist, so when people bless me when I sneeze or try to rub oil on my forehead I just say “thanks” – I can use all the help I can get as far as the afterlife goes, so I feel a bird shot approach will be most effective. Cover all of my metaphysical bases.
I would raze villages and erase entire cultures to go to Brazil. If I can hold on to some of my loan money, I’m going to try to hit the Philippines by the end of the year. It will be my first time further away from Colorado than Cleveland.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Vaca on a budget Thailand
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I may have the hook up in the Philippines – and by the hook up I mean I pay for air fare and food. Hooray for MMA readers!
(No, it’s not Anton)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
$600 in Thailand and you live like a king
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like my… money might get distracted there. Plus I’d just be looking for Saget the whole time.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay out of the tourist mainstream you’ll be fine
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
SUBJECT LINE!!!!!
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
If you do get to go to Brazil, hit up the Northeast. Check out Joao Pessoa, Natal, Forta Leza and Pipa. Central Brazil is okay, but what’s Brazil without the beach? Rio and Sao P are over rated and dirty. Even Recife has gotten awful. Deep South Brazil, Rio Grande do Sul is gorgeous, but it doesn’t feel like the rest of Brazil. It’s much more European.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Chile was a heartbreak it’s like the Pope invaded
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally agreed on the beach
But I gotta see that statue at some point. Also, I hear there is a river.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Try going to Germany and explaining to your girlfriend's family
that you don’t eat ham and then having to tell them you’re jewish. I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Same applies in areas of Italy too
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Her grampa had like a Red Barron mustache
I seriously thought I was gonna get killed.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Lot’s of hater still of there man.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck em
Rub their noses in their impotence. I’m so glad that racists today have to hide that shit like they’re ashamed of it.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s not like that in Europe it’s different it’s hard enough telling people you are from Canada. Personally I’m an atheist but my last name still gets me in some shit sometimes.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m very proud to be Jewish.
My dad’s family is from Yemen. My grandfather walked to Israel from Yemen and my grandmother was on The Magic Carpet. My mom’s family is German and Polish. My grandma survived Auschwitz and my Grandpa was in the work camps. They both came to this country with nothing in their pockets and made something of themselves. I’m very proud of my heritage but I have been in so many situations where I end up feeling uncomfortable because I’m either Jewish or Middle Eastern or female or all three.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
I don't practice but it's a pride thing
Going to catholic school as a kid and having pennies thrown at me to college in boston being known as the “floor jew”. I’ve had more fist fights over my religion than anything else in my life.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
People are stupid
And stupid people are everywhere. Damn, that’s fucked up.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Omg. That’s awful.
I don’t practice but I went to Yeshivas till college. It’s interesting how my school, racially, was really mixed. There were even a bunch of half Jews/half Christians that went there and no one was bullied. I really loved it there. There were some fucked up things that happened outside the school, like one kid getting beat up by three guys cause he was wearing a yamalka and some arab guy hiding behind our school and getting caught my the cops for something that they wouldn’t tell us about.
My sister went to public school and on her first day in class someone found out she was Jewish and said “Heil Hitler” and waved his arm. My sister, thankfully, had the guys to point out to him how fucking ignorant he was, especially since he was black.
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Oh I also had a boss tell me
“Matt when I look at you, I think to myself ‘Hitler had the right idea’” I threw a chair at him, packed my stuff, and sued and won 40k from him after bringing out all the fraud he did to our bands.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What. The. Fuck.
I don’t understand how some people think. It really frustrates me.
Someone once on the subway called me a “Jewbag” and then ran away. I have no idea how they knew I was a yid, but I was on fire that entire day.
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Guy could’ve just been guessing. I, for instance, can’t tell that you cause all of the world’s wars just by your avatar picture.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait what?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope that the sarcasm there was evident.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I got it. I got it. After all, I’m Jewish. Not only did we invent comedy, we specialize in sarcasm.
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His “beard” is bullshit. If it doesn’t connect to your sideburns and hair, it’s not a beard.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke's your Beard TKO'd his in the 1st.
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t even like using the word Holocaust after learning it’s Yiddish translation.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You seem like a foodie
You’d hate the midwest. Driving from NJ to Austin was ridiculous. I stopped in Cookville, TN to stay over and wanted a place to eat. Was told Applebees or Chilis. I was so annoyed cause it was Food Franchise hell. Finally found some dive bar with cold beer and great burgers.
Austin has some of the best food I’ve eaten though. Mexican/BBQ/Plus like some ridiculous fusions that work well.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Comrade in arms on the franchise food hate.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Franchises in NY are terrible, although, some are accepted, like Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks.
In my opinion, NY, Philly and even D.C. have some of the best food places. Someone tried convincing me Boston was a good food place but it’s not. It’s really not — don’t let anyone fool you.
But other states have their own great food places, but it seems to be hit or miss once you’re out of the tri-food cities.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
DC???
I spent a month doing research at Georgetown and thought the food would kill me before the criminals would.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What can I say? I guess you just don’t know where to go. I guess I know more people in DC and they were able to point in the right direction, but I also just walked into some places and loved ’em.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
quite possible
maybe it’s just that Georgetown sucks
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That's basically fact
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
People on the West Coast are not as informed about the greatness that is DD coffee
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s strange, I don’t drink Coffee. I love the way it smells and coffee flavored things like coffee icecream and coffee cake, but actual coffee doesn’t appeal to me. It also gives me the jitters.
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Yerba mate ftw
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunkin Donuts is the shit
A large coffee and a box of Munchkins is manna for me
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You are like the educated version of myself.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks?
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally. I’m fucking awesome.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YEA
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you fucking kidding?
Ever been to Chicago or Minneapolis?
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm more talking about the South/Central part of the country
Tennesse and down and Over to Arkansas
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
New flash
Neither Tennessee or Arkansas are considered part of the “midwest.”
BTW Subo: Neither is Colorado. Colorado is trying hard to be the Midwest with all its micro-breweries, but the Midwest isn’t interested in y’all*. Sorry.
*Exceptions include the New Belgium Brewery. It’s accepted any day of the week.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
What the hell is Tennessee considered then?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The Souf
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by Neil Manich on Aug 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The South.
Capital ‘S’. Midwest is Ohio to Kansas if you use the expansive definition. Ohio to Minnesota if you use the restrictive definition, which is what most Midwesterners use.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
Yep
That’s why these people are confusing me, calling Colorado and Tennessee the midwest.
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you call yourself a foodie?
And not stop in Memphis for some of its legendary barbecue? You’ve missed out on potentially significant moment in your life, my friend.
If you fight, you fight. If you hope, you hope.
That's bullshit
Minneapolis and Detroit are full of middle eastern people. I’d know, because I’m one. And I live in Minneapolis.
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Living a few blocks east of Central Ave
in Minneapolis, I’d have to agree.
Jersey diners are in a league of their own, sorry. And I’ll put the sicilian slice from Mr. Bruno’s in Lyndhurst, NJ against any slice NY can put up.
Best pizza? Really?
Somebody has never had Chicago deep dish.
I bet that your mother’s pasta sauce tastes like ketchup.
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Chicago = overrated
best pizza I ever had was in Astoria Queens
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I got love for the Bronx and Queens
BK is alright sometimes too. Hate Manhattan.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate Manhattan or Manhattan pizza/pizza prices?
Manhattan pizza is awful. They make it for tourists and charge and obscene amount for it. Brooklyn pizza is overrated. In my opinion, the best pizza is from the Bronx. Queens, especially Astoria, has some great eats. They’ve got a lot of great Brazilian food and lounges there without the Manhattan prices.
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I live in Colorado.
(microwaves Old Chicago leftovers from last night)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What I'm gonna miss most when I move
is Wo Hop
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
So many other better places than Wo Hop.
Almost everything on Mulberry is better.
Oh man, I shouldn’t get into this food-talk. It’ll never end with everything we’ve got here. Just too much delicious food for one city.
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Wo Hop is a place I’ve been going to since I was 4. I’m gonna miss it.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Denver actually has a pretty great food culture
Pizza is not among those things.
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
“Great food culture” — you’re making it sound like a bio lab experiment. Gross.
But hey, you’ll never know. When I was in Brazil I tried dessert-sushi and found it to be amazing and immediately began to wonder where I can get it in NY.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Let me tell you about the food culture in Georgia
It’s basically every Paula Deen recipe. People think she’s a novelty and everything, but they’ve never been down here. All she does is act retarded on TV and make dishes that are in every old family cookbook in the Deep South, with some random imported herbs thrown in. Paula Deen has never made a dish that I haven’t had minus a couple of random minor ingredients.
If anyone is an REM fan, their album “Automatic for the People” was taken from the slogan of Weaver D’s, which is down the street from my apartment. Their fried chicken was birthed from God’s vagina.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
My ex’s mom used to do all that southern home cooking. I was literally there every other night for dinner. I love that food. She would talk about how she learned how to cook from her mother and bla bla bla and she would shit on Ms. Dean all the time. Hey, she had every reason to.
Personally, I don’t really care for fried chicken, but I loved hers. Her fried chicken and cornbread always came out perfect.
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MIdnight in the Garden of Good and Evil has made me want to visit Savannah no bullshit.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Savannah is one of the 10 greatest cities in the world, IMO
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sold with this line “it’s like Gone With the Wind on Mescaline”
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
St. Patty’s in Savannah is like if God was a drunken Irishman and invited you over for the weekend
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Would I wake up Monday feeling 15% less about myself?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
don’t swim in the river when it’s green
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember someone telling me there is a video of Paula Deen getting nailed in the face with a frozen ham. It says a lot about my impression of her when I was disappointed after seeing it.
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
here’s a video of Paula Deen’s pants falling down, if you’re into that sort of thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MawQeAlsOEs
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m a woman and I have no idea what she’s wearing underneath. Is that Spanx? Where’s her ass? Ew. Why did I even watch that.
Damn you Anthony!
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MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Did she deep fry the ham in 10 gallons of equal parts butter and bacon grease?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Unnecessary
You wrap the ham in the bacon.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played, sir
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Aug 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that even make it ok for our Jewish friends?
You know, the two pig products cancel out….like a double negative.
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by slapjaw ackrite on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I was in Manhattan with a tour guide
He took us for “authentic NY style pizza”. That fucker took us to a Sabarro.
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by Chris Barton on Aug 30, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I was pissed
Everyone on the tour was like, “We have one of these in every mall”. Still bitter about it.
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by Chris Barton on Aug 30, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicago deep dish isn't real pizza
I took this discussion to nate’s story about Frankie Edgar. If you need to eat it with a fork & knife it’s not pizza. I want to go into a pizza shop and get 2 slice and a coke. Not bullshit on a pan.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
2 slices of white pizza and an Orangina, bro
The tri-state area is the only place I’ve ever seen Orangina, which is my shit
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Orangina was really popular in the early 2000’s. Pretty sure it was sold everywhere for a while.
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by Charles Awad on Aug 29, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Never noticed it
I was too busy geeking out on MD Code Red
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve lived in NJ, Philly and Chicago so I (probably falsely) declare myself the person best qualified to comment on this matter.
Deep dish pizza isn’t pizza. It’s a fucking delicious casserole.
Deep dish done right is better than the best sex you'll never get to have.
Nothing says delicious like Pequod’s with pepperoni, sausage, and onion. That shit made me a religious man, because I knew I’d have to sell my soul to the fucking devil for such greatness.
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So does that mean you unknowingly sold your soul the first time you had it? Or was the first hit free and you had to sell your soul for the second pie?
Have you ever met the Devil?
First one’s always free.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I did it willfully.
And have no regrets.
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Pequod’s? Game over.
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by Mike Fagan on Aug 29, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what are you guys talking about?
At school, a “pequod” is a mish-mash of primary sources for a specific class that I have to pay up to $200 for
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a sports bar in Chicago
with effing amazing deep dish. When I go back home to visit that’s one of my first stops, after Portillos and Dairy Dream. Dairy Dream is an ice cream place in the suburbs with 30 some flavors of soft serve. Fucking amazing.
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I don’t think it’s that widespread, so I’ll just drop this nugget on y’all bastards: Dairy Queen. The Blizzard is all that matters in life
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Strawberry Cheesequake
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
... is my shit.
Also: Reeces Blizzard with caramel
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ultimate fat guy blizzard peanut butter marshmallow
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
woah
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Heres two words of advice next time you pull the Ford up to the DQ – Cocoa Fudge
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
DQ is amazing, but Dairy Dream kills it. Just kills it.
I miss DQ so much though. It’s all FroYo and Yogurtland out here. I want goddamn soft serve again! Large chocolate dipped in chocolate at DQ for the win.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
True story
Friend and I went up to Montreal for the abortion that was ufc 97. We stop at a dairy queen on the way back from the weigh-ins. I’m all trying to be cool and multicultural, so I’m all “Bon soir, je voudrais un petit blizzard.” The girl behind the counter says “what kind?” I go “Le gateau du fromage avec… avec motherfucking shit.” I couldn’t remember the word for strawberries. Of course, I realized she said “What kind” in ENGLISH around the time she said “We don’t have a shit cheesecake blizzard, but we do have strawberry cheesecake, would you like that instead?”
I totally wasn’t embarassed or anything.
So much cock. A cock guy.
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Aug 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
The best pizza sure isn't here
Washington State has some awful awful pizza.
My dad says NY is the best and he lived there for 2+ decades. He has these arguments with people all the itme.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It always kind of bothers me when people associate so strongly with the city they live in
Its just a fucking city man. People are people.
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Spoken like a guy from nowhere.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true
Its also true that people from the nowhere town I come from love it beyond comprehension.
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hey just admit you're mad the red bulls beat the earthquakes
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Texas
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by Neil Manich on Aug 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
REC'D
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm also mad
My avatar and sig are staying for along time. Why do I root for teams that suck?
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
fuck yea
ur making up for ur cagepotato beatdown thisredengine
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
hahahah that wasn't me brothaman
someone got mad and registered my handle.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ive heard that
doesnt make it any less funny though
We have a saying back home that if your coming on, COME ON!!!!
oh it was hilarious
Especially cause my friends found it the other day
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
So, New Jersey...
Why does New Jersey have the nation’s most toxic waste dumps and California has the nation’s most lawyers?
Because New Jersey got first pick.
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I'm sorry but Springsteen sucks.
But I’d take him over Mellencamp.
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by SSreporters on Aug 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean he's got some good songs
He just isn’t a good singer.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Oh shit
Now the guantlet is thrown. Seriously though, Nebraska is one of the best albums from the 80s.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
so true
Atlantic City and State Trooper are fantastic songs
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny 99
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Master of Puppets is SOOOOOO much better
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by duck on Aug 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH THE NAZI SHOWED UP!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta admit, I thought you guys had forgotten...
And I AM NOT A NAZI!
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Master of Puppets is a great album
But the best album of the 80s is Remain in Light
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong! It's "Let It Be" by the Replacements
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a good album
but it aint the best for me. fringe top-10
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
My actual number 1 from the eighties:
Doolittle or Surfer Rosa depending on the day. I know its cliche, but its money.
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Both are pretty amazing albums.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like this is a line in a 90s movie
but I can only “like” Pixies, I can’t “love” them
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi fidelity maybe?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that movie was so bad
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
made Airheads look good.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about Airheads the other night
I just remember Steve Buscemi wanting nude photos of Bea Arthur (that was Airheads, right?)
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
and a football helmet filled with cottage cheese
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a football helmet with a PBJ sandwich and a bag of cheetos – puffed.
If anyone knows that reference I’ll kiss ’em.
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Little Giants?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Still one of the best movies
also Ice Box O’Shea is a babe now
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And Ed Oneil is still a stone cold pimp
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
Ed O’Neill is standing next to Michael Clark Duncan in this photo
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
She was a babe then
When I was that age I mean.
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Don’t lie you peed on the dvd cover
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
ghahahahahaha
I’m dead
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Drip Drip Drip
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Girlfriend thought he was starring in The Hurt Locker
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW am I the only one that thinks Urijah looks like Rick Moranis?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Giggity
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Great stuff.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
You rang?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
As a former fat kid, I emphasized with the fat kids.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
As a tom-boy I loved lines like:
“You’re mine pom-pom” and who could forget “Look you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death!”
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
I also enjoyed Al Bundy bullying the dad from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
One time.
(this has been most entertaining)
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
See, all the fun is gone now. See now, It's WAR!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take Colorado’s population over Jersey’s in a fight. No hairspray + altitude training.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno...the mafia is pretty strong here man
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
90% of Jersey’s population would shit their pants if they saw a bear. I was a block away from three last week, down the street from my house, taking pictures.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd shit you pants over a shark son
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost shit myself in Brazil. I was in Recife and a tiger shark was approx. a foot away from me.
What did I do afterward? I decided it would be a good idea to go surfing… in the same waters.
Beat that!!!
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I've gone surfing in shark infested waters
It’s called Saturdays in Jersey =)
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I've killed four bears in my lifetime
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Southern bears ain’t bears. Mountain bears – now THOSE are bears.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
lol @ "southern bear"
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
California is so badass we killed every grizzly in our state.
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You bastard.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
But he had a sugar high
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So bad that I’ve watched it dozens of times. Like Bloodsport. Growing up, Bloodsport was my favorite movie. I watched it the other week and couldn’t believe how awful it was.
But then again, when I was a kid I wanted to be Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles. A surfing-pizza loving-nunchuk wielding turtle.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
That is BLASPHEMY. Bloodsport is still one of the GREATEST MOVIES EVAH.
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This
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Bloodsport is a great film
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
With some of the best lines ever!
Very good. But brick not hit back! and one of the best lines: I ain’t your pal, dickface
hahahaha
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ever see that movie "Kickboxer"?
Where the guy from “Step By Step” played a blind kickboxer?
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha saw it at the cinemas when I was a kid Rodman’s head sticking out the roof of a car was all I remember
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh that Rodman
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Double Team was awesome
Have you seen JCVD?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a great movie
I saw it last summer when all I watched were French films
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The last thing I saw of JCVD was him dancing on a show with a girl and he gets a hummer on tv and then tries to hide it but is caught on it.
I heard he was supposed to be in The Expendables but turned it down cause he was supposed to lose a fight or something.
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Did they tell him it was a real fight? wtf?
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The whole time I was watching Expendables
I was thinking….This needs some JCVD
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Clint can’t and shouldn’t be bothered with stuff like the Expendables.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
True
Clint’s in another league.
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watching this movie with my grampa was surreal
“He just said “DRAGON LADY!” it was amazing
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Nate Diaz great great Grandpa
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
When my fiance and I saw Gran Torino in theatres she got very mad at all the white people in there laughing at all the racist terms Clint was using. It was very uncomfortable.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw it with my Vietnamese friends
I was uncomfortable until they died laughing.
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Need to change that sig
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate that word. Have no idea why i used it
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It sounds exotic. Fiance it’s like whiping your ass with silk
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I read that Farnsworth got engaged too
we droppin like flies.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Try being in a movie theater while the people on screen are singing “Throw the Jew down the well” and be the only one not laughing. Scary shit.
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y'all are from some fucked up places
As much as a bad rep as the South gets, I’ve never heard this in public places…
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
everywhere is fucked up dude.
Errywhere
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It sucked especially because I am a cracker
and it was left up to me to explain all the other crackers and their cracker laughter away. good times.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend calling the wine “Dego red” just happened to be an Italian wedding was embarassing for everyone with a heartbeart. He had no clue
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
but
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hangin’ in a chow line
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"What are you spooks up to?"
All the white people in the theatre were shitting themselves with laughter, me and my cousin were sitting there thinking “alright whiteys, was it really that funny?”
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
The answer is Yes
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Is he still in prison for beating his wife? Sasha the wifebeater must of had a great time locked up.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll put you in the rose garden!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
but you will blow me first
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT! :::heavy breathing:::: WHAT!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I can
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't say that around Brookhouse
He’ll BAN the shit out of you for that.
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Brookhouse has principles damnit.
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You know what, I like “More Songs About Buildings and Food” more than “Remain in Light.” Sometimes it seems like I’m the only one who does though.
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i can understand that
I’m the guy that thinks “Give Em Enough Rope” is better than “London Calling”
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
London Calling :The Clash :: The Black Album:Metallica
Great bands decide they don’t want to be poor anymore and write songs for radio.
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London Calling was still good
It’s Combat Rock where they start to go off the tracks, IMO
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, The Black Album certainly wasn't as bad as Load and Reload would be
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ugh
I’m not a huge metalhead, so my taste isn’t some wonderfully refined thing, but even I know those albums sucked
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
you don’t even need ears to know those albums were turrible
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Slayer, on the other hand....
has never made a bad album.
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Not the biggest Slayer fan but at least as Henry Rollins put it “Slayer, a band who thankfully is sticking to their story”.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why fix it when it isn't broken?
Although they have changed their sound at times. “Seasons in the Abyss” is MUCH slower than anything else in their catalog, and I think it’s their 2nd best CD behind only Reign In Blood.
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God Hates Us All disagrees.
The redeeming factor of every single Slayer song, album, and show is identical. It’s fucking Slayer. Not just Slayer. Fucking Slayer. And nobody can take that away from them.
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I like most of GHUA
But I think that’s mostly for “Disciple” and “Payback”
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Were you not… BORN in the U – S – A?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I was BANNED in the USA
2LiveCrew
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Springsteen is overrated
After two poor albums I have to say he just isn’t one of the greatest rock singers.
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Whatever, Snowden.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT POOR ALBUMS!?
I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That last part was a joke
…..I don’t own a Springsteen album.
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woah woah woah
Aside from the classic albums, he’s taken a very interesting turn since “Ghost of Tom Joad”. And “Magic” from a couple years back is an underrated gem. Bruce has been making great music for four decades. He’s like if Bob Dylan went to 2000s Detroit instead of 1960s Greenwich Village
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
Magic sucked. I want to agree, but I can’t.
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i liked it
especially “Livin in the Future”, that’s a great song
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Dylan
Falls in the category of “great songwriter, awful singer”. Lou Reed as well.
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Bob Dylan and Lou Reed fall in the category
“Great musicians who changed music forever”
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
What about Hendrix?
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Burn in hell. Kidding there is no hell
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
couldn't sing worth a damn
Didn’t mean he didn’t have the blues. Hendrix was Buddy Guy on acid, which means he was awesome
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
All 3 guys I mentioned couldn't sing a note
But they’re all legends.
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I think it was the cigs for Dylan
His voice isn’t bad on Nashville Skyline, when he quit smoking, and it’s okay on Blood on the Tracks.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendrix was Buddy Guy on acid, which means he was awesome
Might be a sig someday
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Hendrix works there.
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I like Rage's version of "Tom Joad" better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqnMrynpq9U
Really long intro, but worth it.
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by duck on Aug 29, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec forever
Saw Tom Morello do this soung acoustic at the Wonder Ballroom it was amazing.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
*song
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazing song
Miss that band.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
They're back, you know.
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I’ll believe it when I hear it.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They did Coachella and toured then nothing. Rhyme and Reason tour was amazing.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Saw them at Rock the Bells with a reunited Wu-Tang
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember missing that show.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
love Rage, nothing like 5 albums sounding exactly the same.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I'm going to bookmark this fanpost
For the awesome that has ensued here.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Yeah pretty much.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
This has been my favorite discussion ever on Bloody Elbow
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm mad late, but ummm...What's up guys?
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Dude, only you can show up in style like this.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A few have tried to take my place lately
But I am THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
When it comes to Springsteen I'm extremely bias
I’ve seen the man 42 times.
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This fanpost has been nothing short of amazing
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the only two songs I can handle
Are “Everybody’s got a hungry heart” and “Born to run”.
Again, that’s two more than Cougar Mellencamp.
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
Dancing in the Dark
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Yeah that one isn't bad either
Toronto FC - Where road games are forfeited and we STILL have no idea how to play from behind.
You really need to listen to the whole Nebraska album.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
And "greetings from asbury park" and "Wild, Innocent, E-Street Shuffle"
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
my favorite Bruce song is unquestionable, “Rosalita”
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"Scarecrow" is an awesome song.
And if you’re from a small town in the South or Midwest, “Pink Houses” is just cruel sarcasm.
"I got a good Christian raising and a 8th grade education / Ain't no need in y'all in treating me this way." - Billy Joe Shaver
Way late to this, but:
-Having pride in where you happened to be born always seemed weird to me. Like, it was blind luck. Shouldn’t you take pride in something you had a hand in? That being said, I rep the East Bay like a motherfucker.
-Bruce Springsteen sucks. Here is an advanced copy of his next ten songs:
“I’m just tryin’ to make it out this dead-end town
you and me, babe, we can make it if we try
something, something, hackneyed blue-collar metaphor
/sax solo”
-East Coast pizza > Chicago pizza
BOOSH
by Farthammer on Aug 29, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I wish there was a flag option for being a hater
Cause that’s what you are. BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Another thing Jersey does better than anyone else?
Bagels
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Thank god I'm in a Jewish area cause goyim bagels are the worst
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
I honestly laughed out loud when I read “goyim bagels.”
I’ve gotten bagels in Jewish areas in Jersey — they’re alright. Bagels in NY are much better. For real.
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Lady, you gotta stop hating jersey.
The past is the past, in the 300+ comments this post has gotten I think we can agree that NJ/NY are better than California/Chicago/Colorado
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Fo-show, but let’s not play pretend that NY doesn’t have better bagels. Aiight?
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you guys have better pickles...that's as much ground as I'm giving.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for blowing that nine run lead to my Rockies the other day
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Coors field is the most bullshit place to play ball
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Ain't say shit about the teams
Gave up on them years ago.
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do waht now?
Braves are in 1st place
Falcons can make a deep run in the playoffs if injuries don’t kill us again
Hawks, well, at least it doesn’t suck to go the games anymore
Fuck Georgia Tech, UGA will win a National Championship in the next four years.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry man
Just can’t do it. They just break my heart everytime.
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I can see the Braves just beating the fan out of you.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That run in the late 90s was brutal. We should’ve won the series in ’99, we were the best team that year. Chipper was an unstoppable force. It was always that we had the best starting rotation and then the bullpen fucked us, and then in the early 2000s our legendary Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz trio got old and then the bullpen got better.
Now, we’re set to dominate for the entire decade. The Braves farm system is incredible.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You’ll miss Cox.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
He’s too loyal to the players sometimes. Thinks every pitcher deserves to work his way out of a jam. He’s presence in the clubhouse, absolutely. But there are definitely better game managers.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking 96 was the worst
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by Erich Vowell on Aug 30, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions
^^^^^THIS^^^^
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You're fucking nuts
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Ugh...
What? That’s an odd grouping of locations…maybe I’m just missing something by not reading the 10,000 comments in here.
Don’t think too many people would agree that NY, or especially NJ, are better than Colorado (for anything other than food, at least).
Here's how I know my part of Maryland is in the South
I never saw a bagel until I went to UMd. Or, as we called it, SUNY-College Park.
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That’s insane. I practically grew up on bagels with lox/whitefish salad.
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Bagels with creamcheese and tomato!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
When I started to smoke pot I'd go crazy
Chocolate Chip Bagel + Scallion Cream Cheese + Slice of Swiss
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'S A NASTY BASTARD
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have the munchies so bad right now I don’t think anything could ruin my appetite, where the hell is my sushi?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not cool
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh shit
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That shit got real. Fast.
And I cannot fathom what the cat was actually thinking at the time.
Reminds me of my friend’s new kittens meeting his giant German Sheppard for the first time. Dog was old enough to just be chill around them, and one cat was adventurous and touched his tail. The dog looks up at it and the cat takes off running, presumably screaming “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKIMGONNADIEFUCK!” in its head.
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You dun goof'd
Cats are the worst.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I second this
Only good for LOLs
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I don't live anywhere near Baltimore or DC.
Ocean City, MD is 30 miles to my east. I have relatives that I’m not sure know the South lost. I visited relatives in the ‘80s who didn’t have indoor plumbing. 40% of my county isn’t wired for cable in 2010, and not by choice. I live on a road with no lines on it. Things are a bit different here.
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But if they didn't lose...
…how can they<a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Farticles%2Fsouth-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year%2C377%2F&ei=0tB6TIHVEZLAsAOqp-DsCg&usg=AFQjCNFkCemyVujnUNkPEtqge_EtVvSjzQ&sig2=VVu9v8TPXgWvtIHWiB0SLA" > rise again?
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You know you're a redneck if you come from a rural area and behave as such.
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I'm a complicated dude
Got a M.Ed. yet enjoy NASCAR and Slayer.
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It’s like if Hannibal Lecter was born in Mobile Alabama
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a fair comparison. :)
But I’ve never had fava beans, and I prefer vodka to Chianti
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Like, like.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
…you enjoy Jeff Foxworthy’s comedy.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
you call those with book learnin’ elitist and think “folks like you” should be in charge.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I had relatives down in Suffolk VA
Give me the evil eye when I was in 10th grade and I said I actually planned on graduating HS.
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And so it begins
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by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I Don't sleep motherfucker
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You've never seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Well that was just uncalled for
Way to be a boner kill
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn man
Way to ruin the fun.
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Theres a turd in the punch bowl
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear rest of the United States
How jealous are you that the Misfits are from Jersey? I’d be really jealous.
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Misfits playing in my town soon
very excite!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have any idea how many bands are from California
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by Neil Manich on Aug 29, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and they all suck!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
for example
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Machine Head on the other hand.......
Does not suck. Not even a little.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
They were the WORST band I've ever seen live
since Dangerous Toys opened for Iron Maiden.
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The South
Blues—Jazz—Rock N Roll. The best R&B singers (Ray, James B., Otis), too.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
All I can say for where I come from is this:
7 Seconds.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Saw them two years ago
HOLY SHIT
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
holy shit is the correct answer.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you heard their cover of 99 red balloons?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
yes sir.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
This post got out of hand really fast
But it’s awesome.
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You ever listen to Fall Silent “Six Years In The Desert” CD?
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate to burst the Jersey bubble but....
Oregon has more real fighters in one tiny corner than your entire God forsaken stretch of dirt and guidos.
Ed Herman. Nuff said.
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What belt does Ed Herman have?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The Ed Herman award for Gingers.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ed Herman's belt is freckled.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
and without soul
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Instead
they feast on the souls of babies.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Christopher Reeves Style!!!
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ed Herman is.....
Superman!
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO
This post has mutated like 6 times lol
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For a second there I felt like you all were at my house. I was hitting the blunt and I thought “Wheres Farnsy at? That dude should come over”
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I was busy
some people don’t think shaq can fight
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Only dude that has a lethal mushroom stamp. Shit can kill you.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Shaq via puh-duh-duh-duh
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Superhead is seeing a chiropractor now
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Sue?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake
I hope he DOES get murdered by Choi.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Choi lost 50 lbs of muscle.....
thats all Im saying
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
this comment section is like the Joe Rogan podcast
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Know why they call it the Garden State?
Cause its full of fruits.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t we live in the rose garden state or something?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The rose city.
We on some player shit over here, son.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
“The Rose City” is the groundfighting of city nicknames.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
U callin my city gay?
i’m with there, we’re pretty tolerant.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah man
I am jealous of that. My city, not so much sadly
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Our mayor's one of 'those people'.
Portland is basically tolerant of everyone except blacks, Mexicans and natives
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Reno is tolerant of no one except those with gambling addictions and classic cars.
i fit into one of these categories so I am half okay.
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"I talked about retirement a little bit, but told them I'd be the same ol' grumpy, pissed off guy." --Bobby Cox
by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
haha context???
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by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
None.
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by Anthony Pace on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't need context
This fanpost is a chimera. I wish I was drunk on fourloko cause shit would get real
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Sunday and I havent been sober since Thursday morning
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Cocaine is a helluva drug...
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
When your girl starts an argument with “when you got home this morning” more than 3 times in a week you’re on one
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you checked her...
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s cool she puts up with a lot ride or die defined
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just playing
You getting married too?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s not that stupid
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
or desperate for citizenship?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
She’s good man. I live in her house. Makes my West Portland home look like shit.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
You got a square bear too. i got my girl to hit a blunt once years ago.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
She drinks wine and sometimes Spanish brandy other than that shes a health freak
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
mine too
but subtract the spanish brandy and add vodka tonics
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You Bond roleplaying pervert
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t be jealous
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's cook I literally have Jazmin from Aladdin getting me sushi right now.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool*
I wish she cooked
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well i guess we will call it even stevens then
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Liar
she’s shaving my back. I’m purring like a walrus.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
way to paint a picture
Suck it Steinbeck!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha she can’t operate heavy equipment. I knew thats why you wore a gold chain so you knew where to stop shaving your neck.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That and the gold requirement at the plyers club
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
a lot as in
a lot of other women calling you?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
unconcious book reports
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Barack's been getting his Clinton on....
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No man I’m pretty loyal but there has been a couple times where I have gotten in my car and drove to the beach or desert to go on a spirit quest aka frying balls
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
^at 3am
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Were you frying while you went?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
drove
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No I wasnt strain by any means but you don’t take the red pill until you land at your destination.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Last time I shroomed
I was peaking and my other girl called crying saying the police were on the way to her house. Long story, but she was at work and the baby sitter was smoking weed when the mail man knocked. He’d called the cops and she lost her baby.
I was hanging out with her cousin at the time, we were tripping. Bad.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeesh. Always do mushrooms way way up in the mountains with your phone turned off.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 29, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
DMT
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. I dropped three hits of acid in my eye in seventh grade people were speaking in colors
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend would do acid all the time in band
like marching band band
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You're crazy.
I gotta try that.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I just put Beaver Deli Mustard on my ham and provolone sandwich so thanks yall!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
its the shit.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
da best
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i had two beers yesterday and was buzzed.
not lying
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to get you a photo of the prez shirtless with a cocksword tattoo
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a Dan Quinn avatar
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
who the fuck is Dan Quinn?
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Como?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnL7-lIVJZ0
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i like how he is holding the oversized script
with the oddly placed f-bombs
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's cold fizion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQNxzSHHVvw&NR=1
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Its me
surprise!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that dude is the toughest guy at the picnic!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That's right motherfucker!
I ran in a 123 yrd touchdown when I was 19.
i discovered fusion!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Pure h2o for a dollar a gallon!!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross Clifton cornered him
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
rip
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
That video was pure drug induced pyscosis
at its finest.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Theres one where he is driving and hitting a bong at the same time while talking to you camera BELOW the dashboard.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I just giggled out loud
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Snowden’s next community interview?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
goddamn needs to be.
double rainbows guy gettin web redemption on tosh.0 next week
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That sword would be so big and explosive
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there a photoshopper in the house?
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what i was hoping for
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
awesomeness
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Being from New Jersey also means that you have an “Us vs. the World” mentality and will support any hometown celebrity.
Come on man. You know that is the Texas mentality. Shit we’re still trying to secede. But we come across with a lot more respect and charm.
And that little blue dot among a sea of red is becoming an out of control Liberal tornado.
I'm Texan and from Jersey...I have a rock on my shoulders
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I would just like to say that
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@deowade
Why are you taking credit for my awesome fanpost?
Just like a New Yorker…
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'd have known about this earlier......
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@deowade
Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned for Sega
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have any idea what you look like right now a grown man with his hand in his ass.
Yeah I probably look like my old man.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You complete me
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Brody
one of my all time favorite movie characters
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Cop Out should shame Kevin Smith forever
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought southwest airlines beat cop out to the punch
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played sir well played Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also would have been accepted.d
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i liked that one. it was just stupid and fun without all the fantastical dialogue we are used to.
Clerks 2?
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That Elias character stole/saved that movie.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
yes he did. Him and Pillowpants.
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
and Kelly the sexy stud. “Kellys a guys name too. Hey”
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
“The big guy is gonna cornhole that ass….WITH HIS WEINER!”
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Elias sobbing saying “I’m sorry Jesus” killed me dead
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
women be crazy
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Once we get cloning down, men will go the way of the wooly mammoth.
smiles
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Be careful they started cloning sheep years ago
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
the charlie horse between the shoulder blades
hadn’t seen that part before
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
She went Pride Grand Prix on them
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@deowade
soccer ball kicks!
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally a worthy opponent for Cyborg
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
For real though
Someone get her a decent camp. The force is strong with this one.
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@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get her training with Megareem
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
she gots a for real mean streak
i can see her going Wes Sims on a bitch
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Bizzaro world Wanderlei
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude just pulled off a head scissors takedown...almost a Hurricarana
WWE taking over!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus christ
Are you trying to give Luke an aneurysm?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
MMS is a sport I can be down with
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
baseketball was prophetic
"Jesus, did somebody dip a baby in jalepenos?" - My Girlfriend
by Earl Montclair on Aug 29, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop pulling your sisters hair!
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You've quickly earned my respect.
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@deowade
For real...you definitely are a BElitist
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
I gotta wake up today at 6:00 in the afternoon to see this? It’s bad enough that yesterday I had to witness one of the greatest fighters of all time get dominated for five rounds followed by Snowden giving his patented “piss in your mouth while you’re down” special, but now I gotta see of all places New Jersey getting it’s dick sucked in the fanpost section by the town drunk? I’ve seen what Jersey has to offer the rest of the world and aside from Bruce Willis, Tony Soprano, and that midget actor guy from Elf you guys haven’t given us shit. Hottest chicks, yeah right friend. You gave us the likes of Kirsten Dunst and Whitney Houston, and even if they were giving it away for free I’d turn that shit down.
I live on the West Coast and even still some days I wake up swearing I can smell your city from here, then I realize I just hadn’t wiped up that Cleveland steamer from the other night. As far as I’m concerned you, your city, and all of the East Coast can all go butt-fuck each other into oblivion. West Side bitches, believe dat!
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
by Fake Emcee on Aug 29, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
JERSEY GAVE YOU THE FUGEES AND NAUGHTY BY NATURE
YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE BEFORE I SON YOU ON BLOODY ELBOW.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Believe me friend, if this was 94 I'd be crying my heart out
But since you seem to be stuck in the year 2000 and late, let me hip you to the New Boyz on the block
They may look like a couple of mentally challenged 14-year-olds broadcasted in technicolor, but if it wasn’t for these two sprites we wouldn’t have the musical revolution known as jerkin. Yeah that’s what Cali brings to the table, silly dance moves named after masturbation…your welcome America.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
P.S.
2 out of the three members of The Fugees weren’t even originally from Jersey, just crazy old lady Hill.
So suck on that son, and I call you son cause I’m your father not cause you shine like one.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Those two dudes settled in Jersey homie
I already made you my son for Sengoku, do I gotta do it again tonight? EAST COAST WHAT!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
this party should never stop
As Luke said, this needs to hit 1000 posts!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well the night is young and I’m fully loaded with snacks a supplies
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
West Coast...these dudes party til 3am EST
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
6am EST easily, and I work all hours of the day so yeah
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
While in commercial on UStream
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
As there ever been a post that reached 1000?
This could be history in the making…. with Jersey in the title. Shit.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
with Jersey in the title. Shit.
Is that not full circle?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s cute. Very cute.
Oh dammit. I’m too tired to come up with any clever “circle this” type jokes. Oy.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
West Coasters last longer
HA
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
kidding I’m trying to leave this state honestly.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just fed up with everything, you see one Escalade Hybrid in the area then every neighbor has one. The leftist green hippies are a bunch of facists pretending to be liberals and it’s in your face everywhere.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo you still thinking about Austin?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Fort Collins is looking like the top runner but Ausitn might do it. The nice thing is having a job in two weeks once I land.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Job market in Austin is retarded
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Honeslty it doesnt matter I promise I’d have a job in two weeks tops.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I already have one without being there yet
Found a 2br/2ba apartment for $700 with polished concrete floors and vaulted ceilings. If I can’t make $1500 a month I’m not hustling.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
700 is really not bad
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You owned me in Sengoku?
I hardly think so Miss, and anybody can go back to that thread and see for themselves.
Anyway I gotta get out of here for a second, I can’t hold my breath any longer trying to avoid the overwhelming smell of Jersey.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
by Fake Emcee on Aug 29, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I killed you...woulda thought that some backpacker would have some knowledge
but I carried your ass in the mixtape game
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Get outta here hoesnatch
You and your mainstream ass taste in music, I taught YOU everything you know about the underground in that one thread.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Kanye is super underground I know
But I’m the one who brought up Aesop Rock kid. Game recognize game and you looking kinda weak.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Aesop Rock is about as predictable as predictable gets
you must think you’re cool for knowing who Sage Francis is too, if I wanted to I’d put you in a comma with the knowledge son but I held back on you cause I could tell you weren’t yet ready for the truth. So go ahead and take the blue pill, settle back into the Matrix and sit your little happy ass back down.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
When a white jewish kid from the Jersey burbs is sonning you
and his genre of music is punk and hardcore, you got killed. Whenever you wanna go with knowledge I’ll come at you, but you better have some real skills or you’ll be embarrassed in real time.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me go oldschool right here on yo punk ass
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
You can't lay claim on a dude from HARLEM heat
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Well you can’t lay claim to…deez nuts!
Haha, you just got roasted.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Yo real talk
You and I make a pretty good mix to prep for Sengoku…these dudes should be paying us
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You know you got the haters on here that ain’t feeling the rap music, it’s like they hate breathing air or something.
But for serious, I’m very proud of you for gaining more comments then Snowden’s latest rants (even though I know you agree with him). This could very well be the best comment section since the Kid Nate hate thread, whatever happened to that Robert Downey Sr. guy that wrote that anyway? I just assume he died of syphilis or something.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
End Pause
Back to Beefing cause that was mad gay son
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
careful man I got my cherry popped
first warning earlier
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I did too
Can’t believe it
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Say What?
I’ve only ever been warned one time, and that wasn’t even a real warning as it was them telling me they had to pull one of my fanposts cause they didn’t want the “material” on the the website.
I mean come on, I’ve gone on batshit crazy rants with the N word before, if I haven’t really been warned then you guys must be slipping.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Can't tell people they're retarded
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Even if they clearly are?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't knock bruce springsteen
all i’m sayin
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that guy really such a rolling stone?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
You may as well make fun of my momma
No difference
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
We're dangerous
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You cant stop em, you can only hope to contain em
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
oh you can tell them
you just gotta be polite.
Say something like, ‘you retarded’
or ‘your brain is retarded’
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You the one trying to get me to dangle my nuts in yo mouth bitch. Anyway I had my eyes closed the whole time, and it ain’t gay if you don’t make eye contact.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Okay long as your eyes was closed
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
What if i visualize his balls?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
We assumed for that already
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
You know me, Barack.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd be mad too if my pizza had Gouda on it
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Gouda is amazing and yes on pizza too
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck outta here
You west coast morons would put caviar on a pizza if you thought you could be pretentious enough
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are talking cheese to a card carrying stoner. Keren is only laughing because she’s had to park in Jersey a couple times.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You would go to Jersey for any other reason?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at this motherfucker coming in here thinking he owns the place
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Eww
who would want to own any place associated with Jersey?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Lemme know when you have a rolling blackout or forrest fire or landslide
I’ll be sipping beers on the beach
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Honeslty you’d love Portland lots of girls lots of music and plenty of beer everywhere just don’t stay long.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah cause I'm a card carrying Republican and would end up getting arrested
for a hate crime against hippies.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude please don’t tell me you really define any of your person from some psuedo political party of the United States
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
nah I'm just fucking around
But I would end up murdering a hippie
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s really annoying. My best friends got married on the Farm and are old school hippies and they got the fuck out of Portland.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Bingo
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch
you cut me deep with that one, fortunately I don’t know jack shit about Jersey to make a proper comeback for that but you go ahead and continue keeping tabs on us, we know we’re that interesting.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Seriously West Coast wins every debate we had fucking Tupac and NWA before that. Game over
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
East Coast had Biggie and Run DMC
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh and the Wu
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Biggie did two albums two fucking albums if he didnt get shot he would never have been sorry but its true. Tupac did two albums while they were embalming his corpse.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Biggie's two albums are front to back classics
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Two classic albums makes the GOAT list? Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Outkast, KRS-1, are not amused.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't have Biggie on the GOAT list you're blowing it
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah serious I got this guy on my GOAT
“Nigga, it’s that-Sac of Indo-Killafornia State of mind
Where niggas put their gangster gear on, and bend corners
In a Chev 69
Wire rims
You can’t see me
With their neighborhood flags and their black Carthart beenies”
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
“Bitches in the back looking righteous
In a tight dress. I think I might just
Hit ’em with a little biggie 101 like how to tote a gun
and have fun with Jamaican rum
Conversation, blunts in rotation, my man big jaques got the glock in his waist and we smoking, drinking, got the hooka thinking
’If money smell bad then this nigga big is stinkin”
That’s ill
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
No it’s really not. Nas was ill
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
keyword = was
Illmatic was the truth…then he made Gods Son and Stillmatic and lost his way
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Obie Trice is pretty underrated, so was Proof Kurt Cobain track was absolute.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Proof was the man
Jump Bitch
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
and cause he got killed
trying to kill someone else.
every rapper wants to ‘die with their finger on trigger’
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
That’t the crazy thing he seriously went from making peace between ICP and D12 to pulling a gun?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it really?
or was he just high?
I can’t believe Proof wouldn’t shoot someone. I’ve seen his DVD. seventh mile, what?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
They met up and bowled together or some shit. Look what happend to the guy that shot up 50 you know that whoever shot Proof might be a little paranoid.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
i guess it was in self defense. “they say proof flipped out, homie just whipped out and bust”
Obie trice has this to say:
“I solemnly swear
on my daughter’s tears,
the nigga the got him
will get it before the year ends.”
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s Tony Yayo that scares me dude is not all there
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
he's a bit loko fashodo
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
How do you bring a fake passport to your first parole meeting? The day after youre released from prison.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Where did he get it?
Did he have one on hand in prison?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
This is what we know he takes the rap for a gun charge (50 was also in the vehicle) the day he gets out of prison Curtis gives him a check for a million dollars and a Phantom.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats all we need to know.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
On a GOAT list I have to include the Roots crew
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
First time I hit the bong (12 years old) Scarface The Diary was playing. I’ll always love that album.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I was comrade until you mocked my cheese love and said something about caviar I can’t remember exactly but I’m sure it was wicked retaa taa taa taa taa did
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo Gouda is awesome
Gouda on pizza is bullshit
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Your nuts it was really good Flying Pie Pizzeria for the fucking win
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Pizza is: Sauce, Cheese, Pepperoni
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand the purity you hold for your pizza but to deny anything else as being possibly good is silly and can get removed from the FBM
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You can add mushrooms to the pepperoni as well
or Fried Eggplant to the Cheese Pizza…I’m a classics kinda guy…no kimchi pizza.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh no you didn't
NYC = five boroughs of death
You don’t wanna get smacked with a New York Nemesis
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Look at this KC motherfucker joining the game
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston Alexander?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Still going strong I see, behold
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Aug 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
right click and save
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS NEW JERSEY BULLSHIT?
I just looked at the post count and thought it was a Jonathan Snowden article.
(For the record, I live in Jersey. But Jesus Christ people.)
"You hear people say, 'You're the greatest,' and all this stuff. It's BS. It's fake, it's all fake. You've just got to keep training as hard as you can. The only thing real is the fight, everything else is fake." - BJ Penn
NEW JERSEY IN THE BUILDING!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The beach is okay and Born To Run is awesome. I will be leaving in less than a year.
That’s all I’ll say about New Jersey.
"You hear people say, 'You're the greatest,' and all this stuff. It's BS. It's fake, it's all fake. You've just got to keep training as hard as you can. The only thing real is the fight, everything else is fake." - BJ Penn
Alright.
Going to bed. I’ll be back tomorrow morning… while sitting at my desk drafting status reports or whatever the fuck it is that I’ll be doing. Please let someone be around tomorrow morning/afternoon/night so I don’t lose my fucking mind.
Good night all.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Have a good one lady
I’ll be on all day
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Goodnight.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright
now that the dame is gone us boys can really have a good time!
So…you guys…seen any good games lately?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Skirts thinking they can fit in
Ain’t that a b
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I told em
remotely MMA related banter is a man’s game.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Told my girlfriend last year
I’m not seeing you Saturday or Sunday during football season. I’m gone from 12-11pm and you’ll be dealing with my drunkass
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Way to lower expectations.
“We’re getting married, but you better not cry. You better not.”
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Yo...explaining sports to girls is the most frustrating thing in the world
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
My sister used to pick who she thought would win the superbowl based on whos uniform she liked better, and she went on a fucking tear!
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Spoken like a true.....
one of those people
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Day 3 Adrol
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
explain
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, sweet.
Good stuff huh?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing yet week 4 is when it should start showing, taking cycle assist, NO2, and pre loaded with 1000mg milk thistle for two weeks.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought you miss typed hdrol, anadrol is way stronger
Be careful, I choked motherfuckers and wanted to slam people head through concrete walls. Literally. Not all the time. I felt really happy most of time.
What lifts are you doing? How’s your diet?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Not going to go over lifts it would just be dumb, diet is good for the most part my girl has converted me to healthy eating other than that I smoke a large amount of pot on a daily basis.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
You mean go too heavy on the weights?
or not talk about them. I’m a certified personal trainer. Went to PCC last November till this June.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
You mean go to heavy on the lifts?
Or not going to talk about them? I am certified personal trainer. I just wanted to help. :)
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
weird
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll sound like 'that guy' so yeah
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck those people,
If you wanna gain size, power lift.
Dead lift, bench, squat, barbell curl. Start light, build up as your technique improves.
Do it at least 3 x a week. You’ll be able to no problem.
Deep shoudler shrugs are the shit.
Eat. Eat. Then eat again. You need about 2 grams of protien per pound pf body weight.
Trust me, I’ve done it, it works.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah man I got all that down trust me the old lady knows her shit
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
cool.
most people don’t eat nearly enough protein to grow.
300 grams is a lot.
Don’t mean to sound preachy, but its one of the few topics I really know about or have much experience with.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
you could have just told me what lifts you do. :)
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
can't help it.
The butterfly press is the shit. Really isolates the pectoralis major.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
DICKS DICKS DICKS
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
by Neil Manich on Aug 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright guys, I gotta head home...I'll be back in 30...keep this shit warm for him
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Him?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I got a split personality...you'll see what i mean
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah shit
something tells me redengine is gonna come back a little “Loko.”
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Standing in front of a mirror with Goodbye Horses playing
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
“fuck ufc4, the dudes a fag. In the bad way, too.”
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
The kind that doesn’t give a reach-around?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
The kind that doesn't know how to dress.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
creepy typo, bro.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
JERSEY SUCKS WIENERS! JERSEY SUCKS WIENERS! JERSEYS SUCKS WIENERS!
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
That's just not true and you know it
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
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"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Oh well hello lady
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Guess who's back and has taken 2 muscle relaxers and 2 shots of crown
ME!
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unconcious book reports
Holy shit, just realized I had UFC 1-100. Going to watch something.
Jersey parties evidently.
I’m gonna toss in Shoot ’Em Up and get wild
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I can still call that movie retarded right?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
With such roles as
Man Who Rides Shotgun
and
Killer Shot in Behind
Maybe you shouldn’t.
Anything is possible
except Dinosaurs!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna guess Jesus.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Raptor Jesus
high on valium and Crown Royal?
Sounds like you went to Glen Beck’s rally.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Flexeril
Oh and just cracked open the first can of Bud
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Flexeril? Not bad....
I gotta lay off the booze. If I start drinking while my girls out of town, I’ll wake up next to an 18 year old stripper with cuts on her arm.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like my type of women
Friday night went to Iggy Pop and ended up convincing some bird to take topless pictures in a photobooth
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
nice.
I was drunk the other night, took and stripper in the DJ booth and got a little freaky till the bartender seen us. Cock blocking old bitches. I swear to God, the old bitch kept asking her to go home with her.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
$250 for 30 mins, for no sex.
I’ll take free pussy.
the girl kept telling me “my mom kicked me out, I got hotel room we can go after we leave”
The old bitch begged her to go to her house. Bitches!
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah I may have gotten some face in the photobooth...fucking crazy
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you get pics?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Not of the facetime but of her titties? yeah son
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Aw man.
That would have been a boss move. Shooting porno in a photobooth.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
That shit happened afterwards man
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought I was the shit
cause a stripper asked me to go back to her hotel room. I woke up the next day, realized I didn’t even think she was cute. I do pointless weird shit when I’m hammered.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
that's funny as fuck
“Jam it for the Lord, Timmy.”
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
New Jersey residents...
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Fortunately so will the haters
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm just gonna keep posting cat pictures until this hits a 1000 comments
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
hahahah
Sorry man I’m zonking in and out of reality.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Honestly that's what's going on right now
2 flexeril
2 shots of crown
6 budweiser cans
I don’t know which way is up
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow guys
seems like everyones pulling a Shane Carwin in this thread and gassing out. Gay people, drugs, hating other people’s cities, music these are the topics we need to get things going again.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Son, you disappeared
I’ve been here tripping balls for the past hour
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I had to finish reading through this monstrosity of a thread
then I had to go read some legitimate stories on the front page to reconnect with my sanity. But now that I’m here again, you ever get the feeling you might have parasitic worms living in your intestines?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
After unprotected sex
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
All the time
I’d wage that four loko has some sort of parasite in it
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Like when my Dad calls me names?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
by II SMASH II on Aug 30, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Never...though I have been with some dirty girls
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Skip, Skaps and Skallywags
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm trying to stay in there
but I’m fading. In fact, i may fade into myspace and find a 19 year old.
Peace out hoes
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I literally woke up at 7 at night and I’m making myself a cup of coffee, I’ll be good to go all night.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
What the fuck? Do you sell coke to strippers?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
When it comes to coke
do you really have to do much selling?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I never did.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Today?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s a handsome guy…..
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
210 more comments to 1000
Don’t fucking fade
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I'm going strong as a muhfucka
Is it me, or does Machete look like it’s gonna kick everybody’s ass.
Redband trailer y’all, which means you get boobies and violence http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/machete/red-band-trailer
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
just you, bro. Just you.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah
don’t leave me hanging broseph, if people were into that Expendables bullshit they should be able to enjoy this.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Were people into that?
What ever happened to the A team?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
yo all i care about is lindsey lohan titties
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
again with the coke talk...
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I just like how it smells
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what's great about this country
I had a doctor pretty much shoving valium down my throat for a car accident I didn’t even get injured in, it was a “in case shit” prescription.
Then another time I had a cyst removed on my anus (yeah yeah, big deal) but anyway I got some premo stuff prescribed to me afterwards.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
lololololololol
god hates you
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
No big deal
It was just that the two people that performed the “procedure” where both women, a doctor and a nurse. I had to pull my pants down and literally get into the fetal position on the table while the doctor sat in birds eye view with my cornhole and the nurse stood on the other side holding my butt cheek up. The doctor made a comment about how hard it was to cut the son of a bitch cause of all the hair in the way. But anyway, they lanced the little bastard and let it drain, then they taped me up and sent me on the way with my prescription for narcotics.
It sucked though having to come back a couple of days later to get the tape removed, it felt like getting an involuntary Brazilian wax.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Man, dude just laid that all out for uson the internet
did we just become best friends?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
The point here is that God really does hate you.
Whether you chose to admit it or not is of no consequence. He’s made his decision.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Well he must really love you considering your dick hasn’t rotted off at this point in your life, seriously though if I were you I’d get take out a life insurance policy on that thing.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Alright. I'll admit it.
I’m gay. I’ve been pretending to have sex with chicks to throw you guys off my scent(lavender).
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
What
you were supposed to be straight?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Was it that transparent?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
As Brian Mayes standing directly in sunlight.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Jesus that guy is gonna read this thread tomorow and be all stoked about the lol funny gifs and pics
Then he will scroll down here and promptly eat a shotgun
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
He looks like he eat more than that.
Oh!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Well that's just silly
shotguns aren’t food.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
On in honor me coming out
New avatar
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
the new me
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The new you
or the old you in HD?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I was like 18
so both
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions
18
man, you must have been as tight as a 5 hour energy bottle.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
At that time....
maybe.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Now you’re probably just as loose as…your own personal sense of morals.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
You gotta eat
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit
I’m dead…no clue where or when I am
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Alba’s two butt cheeks
Michelle Rodriguez
Danny Trejo needs more knives
I think De Niro shoots someone
Alright.
You left out
Jessica Alba’s two butt cheeks (actually they’re from some other girl, but we can still pretend).
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Look at these guys disappearing without a trace
whatever, I can make it up to 2000 all by my lonesome.
Can you believe what happened with B.J. and Edgar last night, I still can’t wrap my head around it.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I know right
but as ridiculous as it was Snowden’s piece following it was just embarrassing.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
You know what
I try to understand a guy like Snowden and what he’s trying to get at, but with pieces like that he just reveals his obvious bias.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
What I noticed about it
was that even Brent chimed in and called it silly, usually the staff stay taking eachother’s backs
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Are you talking to yourself>? and I thought I was fucked
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to help your ungrateful ass out
you can thank me later when you sober up, if that ever happens.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I'll never sober up
Live free! Die…!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
You probably already did from alcohol poisoning, hopefully you can enjoy your success from beyond he grave.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
"the"
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
So I'm pretty smashed...what's going on
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HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS THE BEST EVA! EVA!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions
DSALK;FJDSAFKL;DSJFK;ASDLFJ
NOW I HAVE TO PARK MY CAR IN A ARAGE AND I’M GONNA PUNCH A COP…THIS IS ON YOU
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I'm black
Bruce Springsteen was never a priority listen in this house hold, the only impressions I got of the guy was dancing around on stage with that young boy that grew up to be Courtney Cox.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
All I know is Don Vito has him tattooedon his ass
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We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I gotta be honest, Born in the USA is pretty badass.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Bone in the USA is a pretty anti american song if you momo's actually listen to the lyrics
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I love America so much
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Where in Texas
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
oh shit son
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions
SON
I’m moving to Austin on the 16th.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Watch out,
i hear Huerta’s on a rampage.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Stay away from Sixth St
Go to Perfect 10s
Fuck a hippy
Don’t fuck with the women unless they like it that way
Don’t go to the festivals unless you’re fucking a hippy
Don’t fuck a hippy
Juan in a Millions has great breakfast tacos
More to come…
Posting in spite of Snowden.
I plan on going to FunFunFunFest
Should I plan on going to Hippy Hallow?
Scoot Inn skeeball league: Awesome?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions
In Austin...
you just do it and figure out what you got later.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
So you hate america?
Terrorist scum
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions
But
what if he hates America, because he loves America sooo much? Like that crazy chick from the bus stop that your friends tell you not to mess with, but man can she suck the grey off a rock.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
you rang sir?
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We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
HELLO LADY
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Red I highly recommend you watch this in your current state
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
Fucking hilarious. sober or not. And youll actually understand my sig if you watch the others
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
We'll see....
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS IS KILLING ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc79iJnwvJ4
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit 10 minutes and this took a wild turn
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oh hes broken
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm alive and kicking
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions
How is him?
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
In sapace
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I changed my phone number and deleted my myspace
so I wouldn’t be in contact with any girls. I’m really regretting it. I don’t hang out with dudes. This is the first time in a years I haven’t had other girls to talk to. I don’t know what to do without female company. Its weird. I think I’m dependent on the feeling I get from messing with girls. I really do. It sucks cause it guarantees I’ll fuck every girl over. The ones who love me the most get fucked over the hardest. Sometimes I really feel like a bad person.
Sorry, just in a reflective mood.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:11 AM EDT reply actions
like what?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions
You sound like a Carl Thomas song.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
was he a sex addict?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions
He was black
so probably.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
He should have got a reality show.
The Flavor of Summer Rain
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Christ
Did I put everyone to sleep?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:18 AM EDT reply actions
child please
It’s 3:18…i’m wide awake
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions
My PC crapped out
had to restart that bitch.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I'm on my last beer
this shit better get awesome soon
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Bill Withers ....
makes me feel like I’ve got a soul. And I’m ginger.
He’s the shit.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
Did a ginger really just claim to have soul?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
That I should leave the pretty thing alone
Posting in spite of Snowden.
That's better.
Gingers…..
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT YOU AND BRIAN MAYES ARE GINGERLATED
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll assume he’s had sex more the 11 times.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS RUFFORD CAT IS ALRIGHT BY ME
even if he is a GINGER
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
He's seems cool enough
but that’s the problem with Gingers. They get all uppity and expect to be treated as equals.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Last night this one girl really wanted it but I was like nah cause she had a mole.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
When you say mole
do you mean penis?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
big american penis
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions
or a mole on his penis better yet you sure it wasnt a mole’s penis?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Guys,
It was totally a mole. Her penius was all tucked under.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
huge mole
or tiny penis?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you still act “surprised” out of habit?
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions
That's what they agreed to on Craigslist
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions
gingerspace
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Frecklebook
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Is that the meeting place for the genetically impaired?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was match.com
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha
I get it veiled or not that shits funny
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to get it to.
im sad
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there one for rich girls with low self esteem?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah jdate
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s called rehab
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
right on the money once again
I’m starting to believe you and I are more alike than you let on, Mr. Lesnar.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions
We can smell our own kind
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
The gathering has began.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I play coy and then flirt over text messages until we can agree on which spa to go to.
Oh ya red, watch out for the spas in Austin. Not sure if it’s unique to Austin but you don’t want part of it.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
I'm sticking to Barton Springs Pool
and the Barton Springs Saloon to pick up some broads
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Just the other day
One of them Gingers came by here trying to date my sister….
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you tell him
if anybody was gonna have sex with your sister it was gonna be me (Fake Emcee).
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
nope
I proved it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions
what was his name?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Green Street Hooligans
This is a pretty awesome movie
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Damn son
924, we’re almost there!
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The least Rec'd most commented post
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions
read below
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna be honest
it never even occurred to me to rec it.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Brillance is seldom recognized
the blind stares of a million pairs of eyes.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 AM EDT reply actions
ironic reply fail
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I stayed here for you bitches to bitch out?
that’s bitch made
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:46 AM EDT reply actions
Save time and try to figured out which ones weren't
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions
EAST COAST WHAT!
I’M WIDE AWAKE JERKSTORE
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Look at this dude trying to hard
I’m wide awake like Jake the Snake with coke on his plate.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
No one is that awake.
Not even my coke head cousin after his hoe just turned a trick.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
cept you've been doped up on coffee
I’m fighting pills
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't get it twisted homey
coffee stay hyped up on me.
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Look who's talking
I’m still going strong here at 5 in the morning on the West Coast.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Little town in Los Angeles County that you've probably never heard of.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I just want to take the time to post this classic fanpost
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/3/12/1370656/kid-nate-you-have-besmirched-me#comments
Looking back on it now it seems so tiny in comparison.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
This post got more comments than a strikeforce card
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Silly 49 states
When will they learn to be New Jersey
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions
When they decide to stop taking showers?
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Hello!
Where’d everybody go now?
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into space
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm trapped in glass case of emotion.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yo that Keren girl is alright
She was able to keep up today…resta the dames always put up the front of wanting to fit in
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Oh boy
this ain’t gonna lead to you admitting your love for her in a drunken stupor is it?
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nah her taste in teams is awful
but her keeping up with subo today was awesome
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh gee guys
A woman actually kept up with a man today, can you believe it? Next you’re gonna tell me female doctors actually know as much as their male counterparts, female comics are actually funny, and lesbians aren’t just being silly…they actually aren’t attracted to men.
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I actually was going to say all those things
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm confused.
Female really comics aren’t funny though.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello Mr. Dyslexic.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Now i'm more confused...
do you really think female comics are funny? or do you think female doctors suck?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a complicated man
I’ve chuckled at the likes of Tina Fey before, and when it comes to doctors as long as they aren’t black we’re all good.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Of course there are some funny female comics
but the vast vast majority are terrible.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Vast majority of comics are terrible. Seems like there are less female comics to compete.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
i thought the same thing.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
A guy at the office told me he prefers the greats Dane Cook and Dunham. I hurt my back falling down while suffering from convulsing laughter, he was being serious OSHA has not returned my calls.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A grown person?
wow
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I MAKE FUNNY FACES. I’M TALKING REALLY LOUD.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's only 1:00 over here
but yeah, it’s gone ghost town now.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Why am I the only one who's partying>?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions
"Something to do with Jersey"
sounds like the title of Bruce Springsteen’s next album.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
You shut your whore mouth
He was only ginger during like his worst phase ever.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
YOU LIE
I am like…this close to dropkicking your red ass!
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Dude
you get this guy whether you like it or not.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I had that beard for about 2 glances in the mirror. Then I went to the Zappa.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
You're talking about your downstairs area right?
must look like you’re smuggling Ronald McDonald’s head in the front of your underwear.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
My steps to world peace follow:
Better pubic hygiene (less or no hair. Frame the situation, don’t encompass)
Better oral hygiene
More and better oral sex.
Everything else falls into place naturally.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
Trimming the shrubs and bushes makes your deck look bigger
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is comment 974, you mean to tell me you people aren’t up for a couple dozen more comments?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I know right
who woulda thunk a fanpost about Jersey would end up being one of the highest commented articles ever on this site?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
When I get to my deposition
More lunacy shall be set forth.
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I don't think my heart can take anymore.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
990 son
we are making history tonight! Who’s with me?
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I gotcha back black
not like all those other flakes that took their tired asses to bed.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I'm still in it too bro
We’re gonna party like it was 1999, and every year after that didn’t end up totally sucking.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Thanks FE
I knew I could count on you to not be a sucker, seems like you always understand me best. I love you…all homo.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
And, you're welcome red
now let’s get this bitch to 2000!
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Agreed.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Oh you ;)
seriously, I love you man.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I just read every comment here.....
it was like watching a high speed car wreck, I need to go steal some meds.
Witness hasn't showed up yet....soooooo
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Yo, who remembers watching this as a kid?
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It was, but......not as BADASS as DINO-RIDERS
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See, I know you’re joking. What’s not sad, is that I literally cry at every other Pixar film that is made. It’s a bit embarrassing.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
I was a tad bit
But Toy Story 3……..There were like 6 parts at the end that damn near made me ball. Every grown man in that theater was watery eyed. Gotdamn Disney……..MUFASA!!!!!
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Actually I was
But it cancelled after we sat there for like an hour and a half. Still getting paid for 2 hours though. Not bad for doing nothing.
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Not a damn one
The next 2 days will be long though.
Side Note:
“We Own The Sky” – M83 is all kinds of awesome.
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Ooh. I really like that.
It reminds me of Telefon Tel Aviv – Sound In a Dark Room
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Not sure how you’d feel about this but it’s a song in Hebrew. It’s one of my favorites.
Idan Raichel Project – Mi’Ma’amakim
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
I listen to Brazilian and Ethiopian Jazz, and have no idea what's being said.
If it sounds good, I’ll listen.
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I tend to focus on the singing until I listen to the song way too much. Not knowing the language is nice for quality music.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
Can't listen to the singing in Ethiopian Jazz
It’s just……hard on the brain
For Example:
“Yene Felagote” – Tilahoun Gessesse
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Can I GET A WITNESS?
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Al Sharpton is not impressed
We need to take this sumbitch to 2000!!!
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You know something?
Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York … And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeah!!!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to thank the following people for making this post possible
First one of course is Bruce Sprinsteen, without you I wouldn’t be.
My mom and dad obviously for having no idea how much of a degenerate I actually am.
My bicycle gang for standing by me no matter how out of control I get.
Fake Emcee, you’re alright I guess
DeoWade for the gifs and pictures
Subo who taught me everything I know about controversy
And finally GOD, I don’t believe in you but alotta people do and that’s funny.
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What about the sponsors man?
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Oh shit I forgot about them
Four Loko, you’ve killed mosta my original braincells and replaced them with your high powered ginseng and guarana fueled chemicals. I’m probably smarter or atleast drunker because of you.
Jameson, you are delicious.
Pabst Blue Ribbon, you are my one and only carbonated friend…besides the bitch lover four loko
and finally…pizza. I love you.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be mad homie
You’re new, you haven’t made an impact yet
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t believe you haven’t learned yet that I am the HBIC.
And don’t pretend like I didn’t read what you guys wrote when I left last night. Damn boys.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
If you haven’t been scared off you’re on your way to being alright by me.
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We're ruthless!
Gotta keep up which it seems you did
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
OH SHIT!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm wary of girls who watch sports that aren't figure skating or gymnastics
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
When girls are wearing pink jerseys and pink hats
It makes me wonder if it’s a fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just weary of girls
COOTIES AMIRITE?
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That makes sense...though I'd be more concerned about Eagles fans
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yea, this is gonna be good.
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I'm gonna stop egging this on.
Someone might get slapped
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No no no...
Really, it was just an obscure, Annoying Peasant reference from Monty Python.
Thought someone would catch that one…
Was bumping Prodigy earlier
My brain still isn’t fully back to normal.
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I wanted a Pit
But I decided not to since my schedule is as random as James Toney’s speech pattern. Got my Micro-Mini Pitbull instead, haha.
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That's like Lesnar and Rambaa Somdet
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I got an English bulldog
and a chihuahua.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Bet you get weird looks too...
although bulldogs don’t have the terrible stigma around them like pitties do.
Its true
she’s a perpetual farter. Not even regular farts, they’re unusually stinky.
My chihuahua is a jerk, the bulldog is sweet ass hell. I have trouble cause people want to pet her, but he ain’t having it.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing to do with the diet
More anatomy than anything else. Brachycephalic dogs = MAD gas
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yo does your dog know he farts?
Or do they look around wondering what it is?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
she takes pride
sometimes when she’s asleep, she’ll fart real loud then wake up and look around like “what was that?”
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude farts and then looks at me like
“Yo, son. You smell that shit?”
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lol
exactly
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
shit eats air all day.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Very true
my sister has two boxers…stinky!
I just meant even when Bella is farting it isn’t unbearable.
its a different breed of fart.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck does HBIC mean?
Is that a real word? Is that something people say? What is this fucking bizarro land?
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Head Bitch In Charge
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
PBBBBBBTTTTTTBBBBBTTT
What has she been here for like one live event? Let’s see her post some music with the night crew before she takes that title.
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She's got the old ball and chain
She can’t stay up for the night crew
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright
I get thanked right after the biker gang, nice.
You still a buster though, now go oil up your chest you homoerotic Hot Boy.
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Shit this went really far down here.
Whatever, I’m still a boss no matter where my comments end up.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
How did I not die with muscle relaxers/beer/crown in me?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...that makes sense actually
Didn’t die after drinking 20 shots of tequila
Didn’t die after drinking 21 Jaeger bombs
Guess I’m invincible?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, you just haven’t practiced hard enough to make it to the next level.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
Oh you want me to practice
Yo where’s the bars to pick up the nicest trim in austin?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
6th street for jail bait.
South Congress is sort of a happening scene.
Few bars on West 6th that you can pick out by the line out front.
I’m the wrong guy to ask as I moved here at 29. I pretty much ‘date’ strippers or the odd happy hour hookup. At the moment, this brand of drama is somehow better than actual relationships.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
That's the type of trim I like
I’m not looking for a relationship just some fun sorta crazy
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m on the level right below Heath Ledger
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I once drank 16 shots of tequila not knowing any better in about a 30 minute period
yeah, I’m not really a drinking person after that. It also didn’t help me feel much better to chug all that water and eat so many slices of bread with it.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
LUKE THOMAS, YOU'RE DEAD!
MMANation
Jersey blows and so do you ;) RT @thisredengine: yo @mmanation over 1000 posts for how awesome NJ is…CULT STATUS
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Well
You have to admit he makes a legitimate point.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Which point are you referring to?
Jersey blowing or Me blowing?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well really the combination of the two
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
I feel like the majority of this thread is really about Jersey sucking. It’s as if we took your post and made it satirical about Jersey without you even realizing it.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
I realized it.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah I realized it
But…it’s not the most commented fanpost
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
*now
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy hell
I remember:
1. Cat pictures
2. Charlie the unicorn
3. and falling asleep
Whats goin on this mornin braaaaaaahs!?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I remember
….uh…what the fuck happened last night?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont want to talk about it
CBS radio doesnt want me back though
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Well you did say Sucks Weiner 3x
which is epic
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Go big or go home
my pops always said that
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Hey Charlie.... wake up. We're going to Candy mountain!
Morning, sunshine.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
Ha funnny shit
You watch all 3 of them?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I have now lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlurgF8KhsU <— anytime someone mentions rejection I think of this
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppxu70Wojo <— would you still be friends with them?
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
I’m a real bitch when it comes to pranks. If one of my friends ever did something that would physically hurt me in any shape or form I might go crazy and burn them alive.
With that said, I’m cool with light pranks where no one gets hurt or think they’re going to die.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
what about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY_tvK3N_YU
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
My personal space is my personal space. My husband has thrown cold water on me while I was in the shower. He learned to never do that again.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
You're kind of scary now
Vindictive and almost a lawyer? Frightening
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@deowade
You just described every woman I’ve ever known.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I came out last night….
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Last night got weird...
Sunday night drinking
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, boo.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
What you can't see is
I had a huge afro at the time.
My girlfriend was taking pictures and told me to vogue.
Now you see (part of)what made you the only three-time amateur stripper of the week at the Samlami Shack.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Never
I don’t want that kinda beef.
I thought we were girls now? :)
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We are, we are. That’s why I got surprised with the whole stripper thing.
Girls may be mean, but we’re sensitive.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
to clarify
i was trying to say I am the only three-time amateur stripper of the week at the salami shack.
I wouldn’t even joke with a classy lady about that. My girl would punch me in the mouth.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What you know about the sugar shack? They could have shot Hostel there.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i used to go there when i was 18
That place is like an episode of the Flavor of Love.
Nasty hoes arguing back and forth all day.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This cat I knew Chuck used to run most of the girls there.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bad.
A couple of em were cute.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He liked them ugly , you know why I am sure.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really.
Why?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
In his words “they do whatever and no one looks for an ugly bitch”
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I figured
I’ve heard dude’s say that before.
No competition or self esteem. win/win.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah theres another term for it Pimp language is hard to crack for a cracker ass cracker as myself
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the finest girls I've ever known
was a 19 year old Filipina/Hawaiian ex-everything junkie with no self esteem and borderline personality disorder.
If you gave her drugs and pretended to care about her, she would do anything for you.
Bear in mind, she was gorgeous with a sexy ass body. Every dude with an 8 ball has taken his turn. The girl was a psychotic danger to her self and everyone else. Were talking multiple suicide attempts and random knife brandishing. In fact I was so freaked out by her, she asked me to get in bed with her and I said no. Didn’t stop her. She came over to me and reached right down my pants.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s like you found a hot version of Amy Wineho
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
She was a pimp's dream
except she might accuse you of abducting and raping her.
Her best friend Abbey was a white version of her.
Those are the hoes who gave me the info on Greg Oden.
Quote from Abbey when I told her I didn’t have any condoms:
“pull it out and cum on her face.”
classy girl.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
stripper I hooked up with
was out of her skull on klonopin, she thought she was a tree…on the real it was ridiculous
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
My mouth just watered reading klonopin
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You're new nickname is PILLS
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Did she plant tulips?
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
nah but she made me plant my seed
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Typo
is was supposed to say what made me the onl three time stripper of the week.
Now I understand. :)
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a very lawyery thing to say
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Objection
States facts not in evidence
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@deowade
Truthfully
Only 10-20% are bad. Most will go above and beyond to help you out.
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@deowade
Fucking time zones
How do they work?
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I have my fantasy football draft tonight at 8:30 at Buffalo Wild Wings
Haven’t even started to do homework on who to draft
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Avoid the chiefs roster
in its entirety
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Well this fanpost proves at least one thing
New Jersey is more popular than a Strikeforce Challengers show or a Bellator Show
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3 times more popular than bellator
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
STRANGLEPORN!!
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
hides face in shame
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Such a shining moment in your life
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
No one wants to be diretly associated
with such a violent act of sodomy. Not even Mel Gibson.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I was under the impression Mel would do anything for some attention
"If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it." -Master Shake
We have to take the amulet to the banana king!
Two words
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
Two more:
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Most popular/least popular fanpost?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hipster Dinosaurs!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Triassic?
I found it rather shallow and pedantic.
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by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
MORE HIPSTER DINOSAURS!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Geological sell-out!
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay I'm mad right now at Raekwon
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me
Including Raekwon
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@deowade
Did you not listen to "Only Built for Linux Part 2"
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Seriously this is a new classic
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Bout to say the same thing
now just wait till Liquid Swords 2, that’s gonna be hot fire.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
Yep
Reports of the Chef’s demise are greatly exaggerated.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
Why
This is basically the most badass thing to ever happen.
"I am a man who pisses largely and frequently, which they say is a sign of great mental activity" -Henry Miller-
This is super old now son
Nowadays you gotta get the artists to help you that are gonna make the little girls ginnys tingle.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
You know what
that kind of sounds wrong, I hope people realize that was a referrence to South Park and not me being a…well, Farnsworth type.
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
you calling me a chomo?
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No he called you a chimo
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
this one may help you out one day:
in Washington, the legal age is 17.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it's 16 in lefty lou Wa
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
I’m about to reach out to a whole new demographic.
That means a river is the only thing separating a blowjob from a sexual offense.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I live up the road from the American Dream that is Mexico. Too bad everyone buying schwag is funding a war.
Stop it assholes.
Posting in spite of Snowden.
Grow your own
Like an American
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don't live on the west coast
your options are pretty limited.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got home, looks like I missed a lot
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
Check out Das Racist.
I’m high, I’ll forget to say it.
There’s a couple links above those smug dinosaurs.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody fucks with a lion
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine the strength of that beef stew
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
could you ride on it's back?
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
Behold!
The majestic tigon
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No
I fell asleep when I watched it the 1st time.
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@deowade
I kept waitng for it to get funny and then bam credits.
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought it was funny
In ’88, I could throw a football a quarter mile.
"I trained with Steven Seagal."
by B.H. Farnsworth on Aug 30, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because it was/is terrible
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by Chris Barton on Aug 30, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
1223
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
If this is the end
it must be on an even number
Josh Barnett is a thrice proven juicer with a pro wrestling mindset and a personality that would lead you to believe he's never had a romantic encounter that didn’t start with "you gotta pay me upfront."
IT"S NEVER THE END!
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be staying in tonight shit could get out of hand
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I'm on my 4th 25oz beer
So I’ll be drunk enough to be ridiculous
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by Matthew Roth on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering I just got home it's obvious I was full of shit.
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by Barack Lesnar on Aug 31, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
YES THIS IS STILL ALIVE!
FUCK YES!
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This post kills my netbook
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by Barack Lesnar on Sep 1, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep this bitch alive!
JERSEY RULES BABY!
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Yeah, I just got here
Sorry, fools, was on vacation in Rome and Salerno for a week. I just found this thread. Two items of note:
1. New Jersey is a shithole.
2. Nobody listens to Bruce Springsteen. Nobody.
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